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The Royal Marines is here,
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and then there's
the parading of the hounds.
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Parading of the sheep,
cattle, horses.
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Oh, right, and pigs, as well.
(LAUGHS)
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Yeah, so that's that. Yeah.
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TWEET
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RUFF-RUFF
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OINK
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MOO
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Could I explain
what the County Show is?
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Um, the County Show is...
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a social occasion for people
who live in the countryside.
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Um...they bring their best
farm animals to the show
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to compete with each other.
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Um...and it's generally
a big, big social occasion
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where people meet together and
they go and have a look and chat,
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and it's all good fun, really.
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We're very fond of the Bath & West
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cos they always make you welcome
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and here you get free straw for the
cattle and everybody is helpful.
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You get paid for the milk here
which you don't at some shows.
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And it's nice to meet your friends.
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I wouldn't say there's a great
social side to rabbits.
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Well, no, but you do meet a lot of -
You meet a lot of people.
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We're all friends because we're in
the same club. Yes.
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Yeah.
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Well, I've been involved
since I was three or four.
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My parents were both very horsey.
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I'm planning to go totty-hunting
a bit later.
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But, well, that's after I've jumped
my class,
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cos otherwise I'll run out of time
and get in trouble
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cos I haven't done my job properly.
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But plenty of time for everything.
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Things have changed a terrific
amount. Yeah, they really have.
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You know, things were a lot...
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..slower, and there wasn't the rush
and...
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..tear that there is today.
There wasn't, you know, and...
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Well, donkeys are so intelligent.
A lot of people don't think they are.
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But donkeys are so intelligent
it's unbelievable.
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They're almost as intelligent,
I would say, as a dog.
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We've got one donkey that came
from the middle of London,
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that got too much for his owner.
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We've got another donkey that came
from Ross-On-Wye.
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We've got another donkey that's came
in with another donkey
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and then we've got another donkey
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that came with a little donkey
that we've got.
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Anybody standing there, like you,
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hasn't the faintest idea
what we're talking about.
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It's all...
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It's all, um...
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What's the word?
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What's the word?
No.
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Other people wouldn't understand
what we're talking about, they wouldn't.
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To watch the eggs being judged,
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people say,
"How do you judge an egg?"
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But to some people
eggs are so important,
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to get them just right.
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Other people just eat them
at breakfast.
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Isn't it?
Mm.
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My main reason for being competitive
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is because I know the more I win,
the more girlfriends I'll have,
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and the more girlfriends I have,
probably the more I'll win,
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because the more support I'll get,
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just as I go in a big pressure
class.
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So, the idea is to keep winning
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and keep gaining lots of girlfriends
at these shows.
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'So, first prize goes to number 116
Bosedown Alpackers, Oxfordshire.'
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APPLAUSE
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The judge we've got today is from
Peru, Doctor Julio Soma,
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and he is one of the best-regarded
judges in the world,
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and he's come here specially
from Peru to judge today.
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Only, I think he's going to be here
till midnight at this rate, so...!
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You're all in a line and the judge
is walking up and down behind you
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and then walks up and down in front
of you
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and then he moves up and he pats,
or slaps, on the back
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the animal that's the winner,
and that animal moves forward.
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So, you're there and he moves
towards you -
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this is it, this is it!
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- then the bugger turns and goes up
the other way and then he comes back
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and it's terrific when he slaps
and the crowd applaud
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and it's a great, great feeling.
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Oh, yeah, it's like a drug.
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It's like you've had a large Scotch,
suddenly.
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Then you have a whole bottle and you
keep coming back for more.
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When you get more, you want more.
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You feel quite elated, and really
excited. Yeah, it's really good.
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I think you could say that,
show me...a good loser
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and I'll show you a loser.
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If you keep waterfowl,
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number one,
you're going to need a pond.
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Especially if you keep white ones.
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But if you haven't got a pond,
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and you've only got little dishes
and buckets,
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then everything's all mucked up.
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And then it's ten times more work.
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A little bit disappointing
in the results,
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because the best eggs for the show
were actually duck eggs
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and I did really well with my
chicken eggs and got lots of prizes
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but I've been beaten by duck eggs.
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So, it's a waterfowl against
chicken, which is disappointing.
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You're trying to maintain
a standard...
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..to get the ones which will go onto
the next stage of breeding.
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So, it's constant selection
towards perfection.
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Breed like rabbits? Forget it!
Hell no. No!
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All the pigs here, of course,
are pedigree.
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We can go back generations.
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A pig without a pedigree is...
just a pig.
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(CHOMPING)
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FEEDBACK HUM
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'And there's no problems with
the confirmation at any aspect,
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the animal is a well-conformed
animal.'
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You do occasionally
get people cheat.
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They use the same eggs
for more than one show.
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Use them for quite a few shows,
in some cases.
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But you normally get caught out
if you cheat.
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They hard-boil the eggs
so that they don't go off,
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and use the same eggs
again and again.
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Or um...
Buy them.
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Yeah, there may be people
that buy them, I don't know.
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I don't buy my eggs, personally,
I... No.
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No, not at all.
I've never, never shown eggs...
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Only when I was forced to, once.
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When you're checking out
the competition,
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you wait until they go back to their
trailers
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for their evening meal or whatever
and then you have a good look round!
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In the twilight hours.
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(LAUGHS)
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There are stories about cows
that have been milked out
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in the middle of the night and bulls
that have suddenly gone lame,
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and all this kind of caper!
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And blown up with wind,
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cos someone's put something
in their food or whatever.
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But, I mean, that's a kind of...
They're stories,
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and that happens very,
very infrequently.
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We've had one or two very slight
instances over the last five years.
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But in the old days, um...
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# BIZET'S CARMEN RINGTONE
when there was um...
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I'm just giving an interview to a
gentleman doing a TV series, Pam.
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I'll give you a ring right back,
all right? OK.
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Um...sorry about that.
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PA: Thank you very much.
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I don't think it will ever die out.
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It may do, in time, but...
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Cos really, when you've got animals,
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little ones like to come and see it
all the time.
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They always want to see a pig
or a sheep, or...a rabbit.
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So, that's all
I'm going to tell 'ee, anyway.
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If you want to know any bloody more,
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you'll have to sort that out
yourselves!
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(STILL LAUGHING)
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