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GABBLING

Cos we haven't got much time, love.

I'm watching you. Half an hour's gone. You haven't done nothing.

RIBBIT RIBBIT!

CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK!

CHIRP!

WOOF WOOF!

OINK!

MOO!

I think it's good to work because you get dignity...from it.

And I've done all kinds of...

I've worked in a hotel, in this hotel in Teignmouth.

I'd be there at night and...erm...

I'd work on the desk, I was in the kitchen and I'd clean toilets.

Why not? I like different roles.

And...erm...it just means I can channel the madness...

in different areas.

I really look forward to going to work because I really enjoy

working with people that have got difficulties and struggles

and I feel like I can make a difference.

From, I think, just on a personal level,

yeah, I do provide a valuable service to them.

Definitely. It's not necessarily painful but it can be uncomfortable.

when you're pulling at their cheek

to get right to the back of the teeth.

So, enjoy the end result. I think that's what they enjoy.

Team work. That's one thing about it I like.

I wouldn't like to work on my own. It's over 100?

It used to be more than that. 200. We've lost quite a few.

We're all getting older now.

Early on, when you're young, you get too excited

and use up so much energy getting nervous.

As you get older, now that I'm older, you just try and stay...

You try and stay calm.

BANG! BANG!

Go away!

Now, when I was...very young...

..and first went with The Force...

..if there was four or five...hooligans...

you know, sort of standing in the way,

they would be told to move.

And God help them if they didn't move.

You know, they'd get a bite on the bum.

You know, and probably a smack round the ear hole with a cape...

..you know, from the policeman.

The thing about being in a lab is, you're your own boss,

you're free to run several things at once

and it's a very sociable atmosphere in many labs.

Ours was a great place to work.

You can have music playing.

A lot of what you're doing isn't using your brain.

They use mice, don't they, for things?

What? Eyeliner? It's not nice really, is it?

What? Lipstick on a Yorkshire Terrier? No.

I think we should all be in clinical trials. We have a moral obligation.

I've never been asked but I take so many drugs, I AM a clinical trial.

You can't have an effective working police dog...

erm...which is non-aggressive.

As they get older, all they want to do is be the leader of the pack.

It's their instinct.

And every now and again,

he probably just challenges me for the leadership of the pack.

So every now and again, we have a tete-a-tete.

LAUGHS

I feel if I've given my best performance and it's a good one,

then I get the reward, the pat on the back,

knowing that you've tried to do your best for your coach.

They've given you the training. The least you can do...

I do define goals and targets...

..but when you get going, it's fun. It's just good fun, really.

It doesn't feel like work.

It just feels like you're being really silly.

Ha-ha! Ha-ha ha-ha-ha!

POSH VOICE: So sorry.

Erm...my job is...

I'm in the entertainment business.

So, I'm a singer, actress, whatever.

That means I do a lot of travelling.

You know, I have to fly to different countries sometimes.

I'm all right walking on the flat and downhill but I can't go uphill.

As soon as I start to go uphill, I get chest pain.

It starts to tighten up.

So what I do - where I live, there's a downhill slope,

down to what they call the Co-op.

I walk there and come back on the bus.

It can be stressful, yes...

erm...as a runner because you strive to...

When we work in a factory, we are looked after.

We have the dentist, the chiropodist.

Chest X-rays. Get all our injections done,

Everything, without even going out of the factory, which is good.

The ideal weather for me is dry.

About 68. 65 to 68, I'm perfect.

Anything over or under that, I'm struggling.

Especially in cold mornings... VRRROOM!

I shouldn't really go out in t'cold, I've been told. Not cold.

I shouldn't go out in the wind...

and also, you know, I should just do what I can do.

And some days I can move mountains and the next day,

I can't do anything.

SNIFFS

You start Monday and Tuesday and do mornings.

Wednesday, Thursday you do afternoons.

Friday, Saturday, Sunday, you do nights.

I've done this. You don't know if you're coming or going.

Every two days you've got to change your sleep pattern.

It IS very repetitive.

Oh, yes. TOGETHER: Oh yes, very repetitive.

The foreman's always watching you.

We couldn't wander about.

If we make a mistake, we're severely reprimanded.

You know, you hear about chefs being crazy. He was crazy.

He would throw knives around.

Thankfully, I didn't have a lot of dealings with him.

I was dealing with other areas... in the hotel.

I just kept out of his way.

Erm...my friend got it in the neck. Ha-ha!

I like the feeling of, like accomplishing something

but if I had a choice, I would rather not work.

And just really... just have a really nice life.

I think sometimes you feel a bit like you're a slave to someone else.

If you work every day and you are doing something you don't enjoy,

then life must be so miserable.

If you're doing something you don't enjoy,

I don't know why you don't just give it up

and do something you do enjoy.

You may as well enjoy life because you don't live long

so you may as well enjoy what you're doing when you work.

Erm...and I really enjoy what I do.

If I ever did something I didn't enjoy, I'd give it up immediately

and do something that I really did enjoy...

because I like to enjoy life, you know.

I'm looking for a job of a sort of clerical nature.

Administrative, perhaps.

Preferably to do with customer relations.

When I retire from racing? I don't even like to think about it.

I feel that each day I can run -

touch wood - with... injury-free conditions...

then I'll run till I drop.

Tactics are very important...

in a race.

I'm terrified of retirement.

Terrified.

I really like my work.

Erm...

and I don't want to retire. No.

FISHING REEL UNWINDS

You can't be morbid, or you wouldn't be able to do the work.

You've got to have a laugh or...

And a joke. You have a joke, you know.

It's just you or them, isn't it?

Animal instinct, that.

PLOP!

I think Feng Shui should be introduced to office environments.

I'd like to have a go at trying to clean an elephant's tusks.

GIGGLES

Can I tell you something? That's not a human ear on the back of us.

That is one of the most grotesque misrepresentations that I know.

It's a piece of cartilage SHAPED like a human ear

put in to an epithelial covering.

It's NOT a human ear.

What?

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