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I haven't got any circus skills
at all.
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I can't juggle,
I can't throw the knife at the lady,
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I can't tame the lion,
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and I can't crack the whip.
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Or...
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Or jump into the small bucket.
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I can't do any of those things.
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Tweet!
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Woof, woof!
Meow!
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Oink!
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Moo!
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The thing that excites me
about performing
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is that it's...
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..it's a release of any tensions
that you might have inside you.
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Ooh. I'm not sure
whether it does excite me any more.
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Oh, it does me. The thing
that excites me about performing
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is that you're doing something good,
you're making people laugh.
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Except the ones that walk off.
Except them. Yeah.
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It's kind of a two-way thing -
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seeing people enjoy,
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and just connecting with them,
you know what I mean?
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I kind of like that about it,
really.
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You've got to communicate
with the audience.
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But not to look at them
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because you are apart from them
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and it would break the illusion.
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I try and interact with an audience,
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but with 800
it becomes really difficult.
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But I actually think I managed.
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And that's an amazing feeling,
to just erm...
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just see that...
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that you make an impact.
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Like I was doing a job in Brighton
recently,
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and that had a real buzz about it.
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And then I was in Suffolk
or somewhere
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doing an agricultural show.
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And people had come
to look at the cows.
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I had to stand on one leg
and do a raspberry.
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Go arse over...
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whatsit in front of 250 people.
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And I bonked my head -
I thought I was a goner.
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And I heard them as I hit the floor
go...
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GASPS
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And it was weird
because I'd like took off.
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I just like flew.
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And I was just so embarrassed.
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I was, "No, I'm fine, I'm fine,
just get back on, I'm fine".
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We spent a huge amount of time
when we were on the road exercising.
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We would stay up all night long
practising our handstands.
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We used to spend hours
balancing and tumbling,
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and helping each other learn tricks.
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And use our bicycles -
that sort of thing.
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I can do nothing like that.
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I can't even juggle.
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Neither can I. I can do it
with two things, but not with three.
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That's not really juggling, is it?
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No. It's chucking stuff
up in the air, innit? Yeah.
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Apart from doing a bit of yoga,
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trying to get my foot behind my neck
and stuff like that, you know,
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just to loosen the old gizzards.
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Um... Everyone used to get down
and do...
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"Bang out 20.
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"Drop and give me 20."
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So we used to do that.
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And then all stick our knuckles
together,
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like loads of bravado kind of...
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You know, blokey business.
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You put your knuckles together
and go, "Wahey!"
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And things like that, really. Yeah.
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You need to warm all those areas up
-
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your body and then moving on to
your voice.
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I start to hum. A kind of...
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HUMS
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Then it's opening your voice
and going, you know,
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ahhh, oooh, ahhh, oooh, ahhh, oooh.
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# Many men, many men
Many men, men, men
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# Many men, many men
Many men, men, men. #
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In Tooting two tooters tried to toot
two duke on a flute.
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Pas bas a moi. Tout de rigueur.
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Ahhh.
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That kind of thing, you know.
It's all kind of croaking out.
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But it opens up your voice,
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it relaxes and strengthens your
vocal chords,
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it warms everything up.
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I don't find the clowns funny.
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I do begrudge them coming on,
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I find it quite insulting.
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What I enjoy about clowns?
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I think they're very talented,
actually, because, um...
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when clowns get together
at the circus,
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they can do things
that are very funny
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like throw custard pies
at each other in a very funny way
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to make a lot of people laugh.
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You have to be talented to do that,
you have to be an entertainer.
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No. Oh, my goodness, no way.
They're so horrible.
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They're frightening and I think a
lot of people are scared of clowns.
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And, um...
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..they're very funny, actually.
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If it's badly done,
it can be very sad.
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Oh, it's totally embarrassing.
I don't like the clowns.
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If it doesn't work out,
you feel pity for them
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and that's like so awful.
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LAUGHS
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Clowns are creepy, aren't they?
They're not funny at all.
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They're just weird.
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They don't look like they're happy.
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You know, their painted smiles
and ugh...their hair.
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And I don't like the - the music.
That...
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HUMS
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Oh, that horrible roundabout music
with...
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Oh, no. Ugh.
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Clowns are not my...
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Slapstick just isn't funny,
I don't think.
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Do you know what I mean?
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A car falling apart
and somebody falling over.
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HONKS
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LAUGHS
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HONKS
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The one I first saw when I was
a little kid was called...
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CLEARS THROAT
..Doodles.
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Yes, I like the clowns,
I like the clowns.
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I like slapstick.
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One of the things we used to like
about what we do is...
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Working with each other.
Working with each other.
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You have to travel with each other,
work with each other, be creative.
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Do interviews.
Do interviews.
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Do everything together.
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If there aren't a few butterflies
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around in the tummy
before you go on stage,
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you're probably not going to give
a good performance.
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You've got to be keyed up.
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You'd think after all this time
I wouldn't, but yes, I still do.
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I still freak out!
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And panic.
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And...fear, you know, the audience's
reaction to me and...
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And then I get over it.
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You feel sick sometimes.
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But as soon as I go on stage,
I think,
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"Well, this is it. I can't turn back
now. I'm on.
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"Oh, God. The light's going up,
the light's going up."
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Inside, the real me is saying,
"Oh, my God, oh, my God".
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You know.
"Here we go, why am I doing this?
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"I love it when I'm doing it,
I know I do, but why am I doing it?
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"I'm glad I didn't have
too much to eat."
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We did a show a couple of years ago,
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and 8,000 kids saw it in a week.
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We had about 1,000 kids
per performance.
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And the kids were like, you know,
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they were eight or nine,
screaming blue murder. Aaagh!
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Oh, I have never been so scared
in all my life.
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"Why do I do it? I must be stupid."
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And you get out there and you think,
"They're just loving it."
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And they're completely engrossed
in what you're doing.
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It's... It's the, um...
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It's the...
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NERVOUS LAUGH
It's...
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It's knowing that whatever I take on
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to perform in front of the audience,
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actually it's...
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it comes through me,
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it's something that I take on
and it just...
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caboom!
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LAUGHS
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Every time I went on,
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I could just feel the people
laughing at me.
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It was fantastic.
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That gives me such a buzz.
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Such a hell of a buzz.
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We turned down Freddie Starr.
We did.
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He couldn't pay enough for us.
Yeah.
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That was the highlight of our
career. Turning down Freddie Starr.
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That's something I hadn't really
considered -
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appearing on television.
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But if the chance came, yes.
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Yes, it would be a new dimension.
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I'll be all right.
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I am scared of heights a bit.
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I think I could get over it, though.
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BOOMING,
CHUCKLING
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I...
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The circus is, um...
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It's a bit boring, isn't it, really?
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