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THE SCENES OF NARCO VIOLENCE ARE INSPIRED BY REALITY.

THE MONSTER HERO, UNFORTUNATELY, IS JUST A LEGEND.

They did it just like that.

We didn't see them coming, I swear,

We didn't see them coming, there was a shitload of them,

armed to the teeth, you have to believe me, please.

The boss is in the back.

Keep rehearsing, motherfucker.

You know the boss has a bad temper.

Are you thirsty?

Boss.

They disrespected you.

They disrespected me?

When?

Right, they disrespected me

the day before yesterday.

If it's been two days...

why did it take so long to tell me?

Tule, they attacked us in neutral territory...

Let him.

He can do it.

How do you like your coconut?

With chili and lemon?

Hot sauce?

Or with gummies?

Boss.

There was a pact, boss.

We didn't see them coming.

There was a shitload of them, bullets flying like crazy...

they let me live to spread the word.

Hey, hey.

What's that?

Yes, they told me

that from now on La Raya runs the intersection

and that in order to cross through we'd have to pay.

Well what do you know?

Here.

The house recipe.

They don't even serve it like this in Caleta.

Hey!

Spiked or not?

No.

No fucking way.

Spiked.

I fucking hate bloody coconuts.

Clean me up, asshole.

Lupe?

If Tule is calling you,

it means he knows something, right?

Aren't you going to answer?

No.

We're going to wait a couple of days,

so El Centro gets pissed at La Raya.

Hopefully shit doesn't hit the fan and splashes us.

Careful.

That Acapulque�o has a reputation for being a hot head.

-It won't take long. -Yeah.

I'm pretty hot headed too, Heriberto.

Thank you.

-Yeah. -I better go.

And close the door when you leave.

Of course.

Get off, move it.

Luci!

What's up, boss?

Get Cisco immediately.

Go get Cisco, motherfucker!

Bring him to me!

Those motherfuckers.

They're fucking in for it now.

Yeah, they're fucking in for it now.

You, get off.

Go take a shower.

That's how it went down with those narcos.

A coup!

It's just that I'm better in real life than in video games.

Lupe's even worse.

He's the muscle and I'm the brain.

Fucking coward.

Later, bro.

I'm going to do some exercise to relax.

GREEN LANTERN SEXY GIRLS 2000

Fuck me.

-What? -Lock the door, bro.

-Well, don't barge in. -I'm gonna go blind.

What's up, sorcerer?

-I just arrived. -Shut up and listen!

What? Don't tell me you got cold feet.

No refunds, buddy.

I want you to kill Cimarr�n.

I want to remind La Moneda who we are.

I want that fucking G�ero to know who's in charge!

Yes, yes.

Who runs this shit.

Cisco,

you need to keep a low profile.

No one can see it coming, do you understand me?

Shit, bro, you're the famous one,

I always go unnoticed.

Look, war is about messages, Cisco.

And you have to make it very clear.

-Hey, babe. -Hi.

How pretty.

What?

What are you talking about?

I'm talking to the lady here.

Hold on.

Put me down for two months.

No, no, hey, hey, hold on...

no one messes

with the business, or with El Centro's partners.

Those assholes,

they think they own the square, but you know what?

They're in for it!

Of course they're in for it.

I want them running around

like headless chicken.

I want to hear them scream in my dreams

so I can sleep peacefully.

Feel their blood under my sheets...

to get rid of this fucking ice

I feel in my veins!

-You got that? -Yes.

Be careful.

Lupe.

Are you jacking off too?

Hey, just don't wipe with my towel.

Lupe,

what's up?

You're all weird.

Like when you hit the bird with the slingshot.

I know you.

Look, Lupe...

They almost killed me on the MILF.

What are you doing here? They're going to kill you.

Not if I kill them first.

Are you going to tell me what happened or what?

Well, I'm not sure what happened.

I told you, Lupe,

you're going to get yourself killed.

You need to be more careful.

Take a shower,

I'll open the Dragon and... you can get some rest.

Joe.

Yeah?

Thank you.

No problem.

Did you bring us some gum?

And you're not going to give me any?

Open your mouth, pig.

It's got his drool.

I don't care. I win.

Here... it's for you.

Here, for you, Lupe.

Hey, aren't you going to give me my half?

No.

Lali has a boyfriend.

Wasn't she with Enrique?

Well, another one.

You know she likes bad boys.

Granny.

Granny, don't move.

No, don't move, you'll get dirty.

I'll be right back.

Someone sent you a serenade, baby.

Granny,

watch your soap.

Sit down.

Boss.

What's up, asshole? Over.

We went to put that song to your chick, over.

And? Over.

And nothing, over.

Keep looking, dude.

Did she come out? Over.

Negative, over.

I don't know what the fuck "negative" means, over.

Keep looking, asshole.

Look, look, look.

Who's that guy?

Boss...

How are you, girl?

Where the hell were you?

I called you hundreds of times.

Well, I missed you too.

If they find out you're alive, Lupe...

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine.

You have to leave La Moneda.

Is your grandma here?

Don't you get it, Lupe?

-They're all over the place. -Yeah, I know they're all over,

I've seen them.

I just want to say hi.

Open up, girl.

Don't make a noise, Lupe. Lupe.

Chick!

Open up, dammit!

Open up, dammit!

What the hell?

What's up?

What's up?

What are you doing here, why so late?

What am I doing here?

I brought you a serenade, and you didn't even come out.

How romantic.

I didn't even see you.

I just saw two assholes in a truck.

Well, they're my people.

Look, it doesn't matter.

I got you champagne,

I let you bury that fucking rancher,

I even brought you serenade and you didn't even come out.

Are you throwing it in my face?

You're cute,

but calm down a little, OK?

Who the fuck is here?

-Nobody. -Let go of me.

-Nobody. -If I you catch you with some dude,

you're done for.

-What the hell? -I think he left.

You can't see anything around here.

Who is this guy?

A friend, granny.

Who is he?

Just a friend, granny, a friend.

Armadillo, ma'am.

Nice to meet you.

OK, girl.

Behave yourself.

Think about what fucking side you're on.

You two stay.

Take care of her for me.

Let's go, Chus.

And look for that asshole who's hovering around my chick.

DO NOT TRESPASS

Who the fuck killed my men

and freed my migrants?

I asked you a fucking question.

Some gangsters we grabbed

say it was a fucking monster, boss.

A monster?

Yeah.

Help me with this shit.

I don't believe in monsters...

do you?

I didn't even believe in the chupacabra

when it was on TV, boss.

Kill them all.

I don't want any gossip.

We're the only monsters here.

I want the head of Tule's hitman.

I don't want him going around

pretending to be the boogeyman.

That asshole thinks he can scare us.

He's an idiot.

Dammit, Carmen,

what have I told you about leaving the sauces on the table?

Don't do it. People will steal them.

And you, stop mopping all day, Rafa.

Better take out the beer boxes.

They'll be here soon to change them.

Ignore him, what about you?

Take out the beer boxes.

Ling, are you questioning my authority?

Remember how Dad raised us.

A heavy hand

and if you don't respect me,

my employees will never fear me.

One, the heavy hand died with Dad.

Two. No one's afraid of you,

and three, take out the beer boxes.

You,

shorty.

Hey.

Gentlemen,

Want some coffee, some...

bread with cream?

You're the Chinaman

who was shooting yesterday, aren't you?

Don't you always say we all look the same?

Yeah, it was you.

Let me tell you something,

that guy wanted to kill you.

But I will never allow a fight in my restaurant.

Bro, we owe it to him.

No, that guy's the one who owes me.

He kidnapped me

and left me in the fucking desert.

No, man, we really owe it to you.

No, no, don't say that.

Actually,

I think that any respectable citizen

would have done the same thing I did.

I'm sure you would have done the same for me.

Where's your pal?

That guy is not my pal.

Good, look at the shit he gets you into.

I believe you.

Only because it takes seven little Chinamen like you

to load a rifle.

-Yeah. -Short stuff.

Good morning, ma'am.

Well... There you go.

Your boss's eggs.

Make sure they don't break.

Sir, sir!

-Sir! -What is it, Selene?

Look what they left!

What's that?

It's a box.

So I see, but a box of what? Who brought it?

Some guy in a truck,

with a hat and glasses.

He says it's your eggs.

-Get in, Selene, get in! -Yes.

Your eggs, quite the delivery.

Honey!

Breakfast is here.

You can't even say good morning to me?

Sure, good morning.

You want a ride?

VOTE FOR G�ERO BECERRA THERE'S PLENTY FOR ALL

Were you scared, Selene?

Very.

I didn't think the narcos would mess with us here.

They don't, Selene,

least of all with the mayor.

They came to say they're doing their thing.

Their thing?

My sister-in-law, the one from Ju�rez,

all she did was ask for her daughter to be returned to her.

They sent her a hand.

Her daughter's hand?

Who knows.

They don't care.

They just want to cause fear.

And they sent her a white hand,

the girl was normal.

Normal, Sele? How so?

Once,

one of the Salvadorans, those who are out on the roads...

he told me some guy was fed

his son's hand.

Enough with your fucking hands, Selene,

you're scaring my hunger away.

Finish those eggs, please, hurry up.

So delicate.

I'll help you, no problem.

-What's up, G�ero? -Selene, go help my wife.

Go on.

It's... Ms. Selene, right?

Here, allow me.

You see, I don't want to get dirty.

Go on, Selene.

And you, G�ero?

How do you like your eggs?

Soft boiled?

Who are you? And what do you want?

First,

to have a quiet breakfast.

This is my house.

You can't come here and threaten me.

Who's threatening you?

I'm not.

I come to leave a very clear message.

Stop breaking my boss's balls

and licking Cimarron's.

Don't be scared, damn, G�ero.

Shall we have breakfast?

Hey, look, let's get this clear.

-I'm friends with the governor... -You think we're idiots,

fucking G�ero.

Everyone knows about your arrangements.

All good?

Hey honey, it's...

A... cousin on the Becerra side that is here.

He's just passing through.

What's good, cousin? Good morning.

Good morning.

And how do you like your eggs?

Well done, how else, cousin?

Just like me.

I love well-done eggs.

What kind of question is that.

Let's see, how many eggs do we have?

Girl!

Why play hard to get?

The boss always wins anyway.

Yeah?

That's why he's the boss.

OK, fine.

Make yourselves useful.

We have to lift that.

Yeah, real useful.

Don't get carried away.

We're doing this to be nice and because we respect the boss.

You're right.

I just wanted to give to you some shots.

To show my appreciation.

No problem.

So, do you want a shot?

It's too early, we're fine.

To fight the tiredness, right?

You were taking care of me all night.

What's wrong? You're shaking.

-What's going on? -Every day those fucking narcos...

Miss, are you alright?

Leave.

Leave.

Miss, are you alright?

Yeah.

Yeah, just a scorpion scared me.

Here you go.

They make such a big deal.

Damn girl, the boss is crazy about you.

Lucky you.

If you like him so much, go ahead.

What are you saying?

Apparently, it takes two shots to loosen you up.

Look,

the boss has plenty of whores like you

just for the fun of it.

But when he's done,

that's when you're screwed,

because then it's my turn.

One more thing,

my partner doesn't drink.

He's religious.

That's enough, let her go.

You're not gonna get rid of us so easily.

Thank you very much for the shot, miss.

Sweetie, why?

Why hadn't you invited him over?

I didn't know you had such a nice family.

The opportunity hadn't come up.

And what do you do, cousin?

Looks like you're doing well.

A little of everything, cousin.

I'm lucky, that's my thing.

Married or with someone?

Hey, don't interrogate him, come on.

Separated,

for cheating.

Cousin.

I'm sure you're a heartbreaker.

No, not anymore.

I have a daughter, look.

Let's see.

She's...

the light of my life.

Selene, be careful!

Sorry.

She's cute, isn't she?

Damn girl, she's beautiful.

I don't know what I'm going to do

when she grows up.

Well, cousin,

you can start rehearsing today.

We have a quincea�era party.

Selene, get Kika,

-so our cousin can meet her. -Honey...

He came to talk about important family matters,

not to talk about parties.

No, hold on.

Sounds nice.

Go, Selene, bring your daughter!

And you can talk about important matters,

I'm leaving.

Thank you.

Until the party,

you'll be at the godparents' table with us.

Yeah, sure.

You're family.

Just look who's here.

Who is Kika?

You are.

Look, sweetie...

something fell from the sky.

And if I'm going to be sitting

at the godparents' table,

a little bit of a money for the girl's needs.

Sorry, the young woman.

How generous, cousin.

-It runs in the family. -Right?

What do you say, Selene?

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

-There's no ice. -Isn't there something else?

To lick your wounds, boss.

I'm fine, Mom.

We all know they ran away.

-Scared to death. -I mean you guys.

I had to face them alone, Mom.

Get to work.

Why didn't you take care of your brother?

Why did you leave him alone in that moment?

What happened to you?

Some thugs beat my ass

for wanting to save their lives.

And since when do you save the lives of those narc...

those assholes?

Just a misunderstanding, but it's handled.

They fix everything with violence.

Just look how they left you.

Nah...

it didn't hurt that much.

-Joe. -Yes?

Those assholes killed Lupe.

Yeah.

-Joe. -Yeah?

What's wrong?

Those assholes left me kinda stupid.

Even more stupid?

Here, this will help.

Thank you.

It's for you face, idiot,

because it's cold.

But it helps more like this.

Hello?

A hundred boxes?

It's a birthday party, not a cock fight.

OK, then.

I can handle it.

Attention,

be on your toes because those assholes from El Centro want to fuck with us,

but those sons of bitches are dead.

The train thing isn't done, understand?

Hey, boss, what about the chupacabra,

the monster they say is here?

Any son of a bitch who asks about that shit again...

I'll shoot him myself, 15 times, got it?

This is our fucking territory

and we have to defend it, motherfuckers!

Understood?

Yes? Answer, assholes.

Fuck yeah.

Get to it, over and out.

What are you waiting for, motherfuckers? Go!

Get to work, assholes!

Chupacabras, my ass.

Well,

time to get dolled up.

-Thank you, Don Manuel. -Thank you, Lupita.

-Here you go. -No, that's fine, thanks.

A party in town is what we need.

It's been all tragedy.

Yeah, but not today. Today we're going to celebrate.

My little girl is becoming a woman,

and if she wants out...

Things are going to get worse, Lupita.

-I'm sure she'll say it nicely. -Yes!

I got screwed over on my quincea�era.

My dad didn't have enough to pay for a party.

And the poor guy didn't even try.

Don't say that.

When you can, you can, and...

when you can't, you can't.

The money from G�ero's cousin really helped us out.

-The one who's passing through. -Just like that?

Yeah, just like that.

When it's your time, it's your time.

Hey, come today.

You'll be our guest of honor.

-Really? -Yeah.

I mean, you're not 15, but who's keeping score.

For sure.

It's gonna be cool.

Yeah.

What's up, cutie? Don't worry.

We're here to take care of you.

A messenger from the governor

is coming here to the house.

Give him this, please.

Do you want me to tell him anything?

No, no, no, I'll talk to him later.

We're the godparents, we can't be late.

Can you wait just a little, Luisana? Shit.

Before you leave,

what are we going to do with Cimarr�n?

He doesn't listen to reason, it's his way or the highway.

The problem right now isn't Cimarr�n.

El Tule sent a hitman.

Fuck me.

OK.

I'll call you in a little while and explain how things are.

-Alright. -Can't you wait a fucking second?

Can't you see I'm working?

I'm the mayor, Luisana, the fucking mayor.

They can wait for us.

I paid for the party, right?

I'm in charge here.

Well, are we going or not? Go on.

You know how to move it, girl.

Shit, did you see that?

How could I miss it, she's fine.

-Shit, bro. -What the hell, man?

And this song goes out to Kika.

MY QUINCEA�ERA

Hurrah for the birthday girl!

Hurrah for the birthday girl!

Today is the day You will spread your wings...

Get out of here.

They broke the deal, G�ero.

It's serious now.

There are threats of war.

It's the logical adjustment with the whole political transition.

Let's dance, cousin.

I want to introduce you to some cousins.

Luisana, please get lost.

Go on, leave.

Go on.

Adjustment?

Patience, I'm the one in charge here.

It doesn't look like it.

That's why they sent me,

to do the shit that you can't.

Or don't want to, mayor.

Well, it's not that easy.

I'll show you how easy it is.

Hold on.

What is it?

Sir, something happened.

I'll send you a picture.

Holy shit, what's that?

Two of Armadillo's hitmen were taken down.

-How do you know? -He's just arriving

-and he isn't happy. -Fine.

Montes,

you have to go see Heriberto, go on.

Today is the day

You will spread your wings...

What do you want?

I'm not afraid of you anymore.

Now they're afraid.

This is justice.

Who the fuck had the balls to pull this shit?

Who the fuck had the balls to do this?

Where the fuck is Montes?

Mr. Armadillo, nice to meet you.

Mr. Armadillo?

Who's this cock sucker?

-Montes? -Montes is on his way, sir.

We must not touch the bodies until the experts make their reports.

Look,

I don't give a fuck about the experts.

Hey, fucking assholes,

get the fuck back in your houses.

That guy was a faithful Christian.

You understand?

-No, do you understand? -Yes, if he was Christian.

-He can't be touched. -Hey, hey, easy.

He's one of ours.

What happened here?

Not what...

who.

We're just starting the investigation.

No, no, no fucking investigation.

Right now, tell me who the fuck you're protecting.

Or I'll burn the fucking town to the ground.

-El Tule, right? -I'm going to make some calls.

Fuck that, goody goody.

Since you're so aware of everything, you stay.

And between the two of you, I need a fucking name.

Because the bastard who did that to my partners...

is the same one who fucked us up on the train.

My boss wants his head.

But you know what?

I'm not that picky.

I just want a head...

any head.

You catch my drift?

The train thing was...

like...

It was bad, right?

You're drunk off your ass.

Where were you?

My cousin's niece's birthday party.

I wasn't on duty.

Some neighbors told me

that all they heard was a howl and a lot of laughter.

Son of a fucking bitch.

If you come at me with this monster bullshit...

I'll beat the shit out of you,

rip your balls off and hang them from that fucking pole,

got it?

Go get the fucking G�ero, now.

I'll see if he wants to.

He's with a cousin,

whose head I think is what you need.

-A cousin? -Yeah.

-Jerry. -What's up?

Go get the fucking G�ero

and his fucking cousin.

Fine.

Let's go, move.

Turn it up, Amy, let the bass rumble.

Let's see if they want to party.

Let me help, G�ero.

Hand him over.

I'll take care of the rest.

If you fail, I'm dead.

I'm not gonna fail, those assholes are idiots.

But they're bloodthirsty.

Yes.

I want 12%.

If I'm taking a risk, it should be for something.

Fuck me.

Answer,

while I go ask around.

What's up, Heriberto?

Is it done?

He says that, for 12%, he'll give us whoever we want.

I'd rather shoot him 12 times,

the message is clearer.

No, no, no.

Tell him yes.

We'll charge him next visit.

You know how I like to comfort widows.

G�ero already made his bed.

I told you, there's plenty for everyone,

you just have to know how to distribute.

Yeah.

I'll put everything together tonight

and tomorrow we'll have breakfast?

-Eggs. -Hard boiled.

Good, well, I'm leaving...

A lot to organize, and hunting down Cimarr�n isn't easy.

Enjoy the party,

you did pay for it.

My pleasure.

Let's go, Luisana.

No way.

I'm not asking, let's go.

May I?

Bye, cousins!

We start with 40s

And get the party started

From Guam�chil to Ensenada

Over there, motherfucker.

That way.

We're all blowing up

Full blast on the stereo

Cute guys everywhere

Someone pulls out the Buchanan's

There he is.

Kill that son of a bitch!

Hey!

Get down, get down!

Get down!

-Don't move, are you OK? -Yes.

He's getting away!

Are you OK?

Yes.

Go to your family, go to your family.

Don't go around fighting,

just look what they did to you.

Over here, fuckers!

Go to the market!

Move it, let's go, let's go!

Hurry, hurry, to the market!

He went into the market.

This fucker's dead.

Spread out.

-Shit. -Shit.

Shit. What's that?

The Chupacabra, let's go!

What the fuck is that? Let's go, let's go.

Hide, hide, shit, shit.

What was that?

Chus, go see.

No fucking way.

Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes.

It's gone.

Is it out there?

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