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‐ We're all strangers at first.
Then we meet.
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And hang out.
And get to know each other.
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And maybe share
some French fries,
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or even a toothbrush
if we're in a bind.
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But no matter
how well you know someone,
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do you ever really know
who you can trust?
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
‐ I am so excited that you want
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to perform at our Open Mic!
How would you describe your act?
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‐ Hmmm... Transcendent.
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‐ Cool! But what do you do?
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‐ Well, I play the marimba
wearing this.
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‐ Meanwhile, I paint
a huge canvas,
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building abstract shapes and
colours on top of one another
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until I turn it
upside down.
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The abstract shapes
weren't even abstract at all.
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It was a portrait
the whole time.
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‐ What you thought you knew,
you didn't. What do you think?
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‐ That the last few Open Mics
were good, but this one's
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gonna be way better!
‐ (man): We just want to say
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that these Open Mic nights
have been very tight.
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‐ You cannot find
community engagement
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like this in the city.
It's why we moved here.
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‐ Yes! The Open Mic is supposed
to bring everyone together!
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You understand my vision!
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‐ You left the awesome city?!
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For here?!
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A place that is
also awesome?
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‐ It's not the size
of the place that makes it
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exceptional,
it's the people in it!
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Which is why we need you guys
to perform at our open mic!
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‐ Holly, the town noise limit
ends at 9 p. m.
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and the lineup
is already too long.
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We've already gotten tickets
for noise violations;
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the next one will cost us
a hundred dollars.
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‐ We could do
the next one, I guess.
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‐ No, no. No way!
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In two days,
the town will experience...
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What are you called?
‐ Rabbit Shuffle.
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‐ I thought we settled
on Far Wilding.
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‐ We're still deciding.
‐ We're still deciding.
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‐ Then, we'll just have
to cut someone else.
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‐ Why do you have to kill
my vibe with logic?
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‐ Because math
is inflexible.
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Two plus two cannot equal five
no matter how much you whine.
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‐ Collinsville needs
our open mic
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to come together, especially
after the whole fiasco
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with the cucumber
getting destroyed.
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‐ You won't have enough time
unless you know
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how to create a paradox
that adds more hours to the day.
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‐ Exactly! We need more time!
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‐ Holly, do not
create a paradox.
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‐ Come on, we need
to talk to the Mayor!
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‐ I don't feel safe
in this town anymore!
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If some scum‐rat hoodlums...
‐ We can't just
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interrupt town hall.
‐ Excuse me.
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‐ (man): Who knows what else
they're capable of?!
Think of the children!
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‐ It's settled.
The Open Mic night is suspended
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until further notice.
‐ What?!
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(indistinct chatter)
On what grounds?
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‐ Vandalism. It's clear
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the Open Mic was responsible for
the destruction of the cucumber.
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‐ Can't you just grow
another one?
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‐ Another one?!
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The world record folks
were coming to add Oscar
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to the record book.
He was once in a lifetime!
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‐ Genus‐wise,
he was unusually large.
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‐ Sure, but there's no evidence
saying that the Open Mic
was involved.
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‐ Before the Open Mic,
there was no crime in
Collinsville, and now...
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Miss Hobbie,
we need to nip this
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in the bud before things
get even more out of hand.
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‐ Find the person who did it!
‐ Unfortunately,
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we have important business
to attend to regarding
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next week's Pickle Festival.
‐ Excuse me.
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Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me. Thanks.
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Mrs. Mayor, the Open Mic
gives this town a voice!
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‐ Community spirit is important,
but town council is
unanimous on this.
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‐ It's not unanimous!
I vote against.
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‐ You're not
on the town council.
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‐ Then put me on it!
I'll do anything!
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I'll come to all the meetings!
I'll cut ribbons!
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‐ Council members must be
at least 18 years of age.
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‐ So that's it?
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The adults make the decisions
for everything?
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That's so unfair!
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‐ Further Open Mics will be
subject to a fine.
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That is all, Miss Hobbie.
Good day.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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‐ They shut down the Open Mic?!
We have to rebel! I say
we do it anyway!
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‐ Right, because
openly defying the Mayor
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won't make the situation worse.
‐ Holly, what do you think?
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Holly? Is she OK?
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‐ Just you wait.
It's this thing she does.
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‐ What's it mean?
‐ When it's slow like this,
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she's coming up with a plan.
Strumming is for
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when she's wistful.
And if she plays it fast,
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bring her candy
and do not ask questions.
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‐ Does it work?
The plan music?
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‐ The last time she did this,
she successfully argued
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for crop tops to be allowed
on the school dress code.
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‐ Holly wears crop tops?
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‐ No, but she thought other
people should have the right to.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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Here we go.
‐ We're 13,
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but the adults treat us
like we're still in diapers!
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Our options are
rebel and get a time out,
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or do what they say
and get a lollipop.
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Well, I for one am done
with lollipops!
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Figuratively speaking.
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‐ Yes! Let's rebel!
‐ There's a third option.
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We find who really did
the vandalism,
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then rub it in the faces
of everyone on town council.
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(guitar strumming)
(chuckling)
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‐ ♪♪♪♪ You and me
run to a different beat ♪♪
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♪♪ We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪
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♪♪ Be the you inside ♪♪
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♪♪ And watch the world
take flight ♪♪
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♪♪ We are brave, lead the way,
lead the way ♪♪
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♪♪ Be the change ♪♪
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♪♪ Be the change ♪♪
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♪♪ Gotta be the change ♪♪♪♪
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‐ Send the cucumber
to the DNA lab.
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We'll cross‐reference
the findings against
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the townspeople. Boom. Done.
‐ Sorry to shock you,
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but a town with one dentist
doesn't have a DNA lab.
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‐ OK... Let's access global
satellite images of the town
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from when the crime happened
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to enhance them and we get
a positive ID of perp.
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‐ I'm positive we don't have
access to government satellites.
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‐ I'm all out
of cop‐show solutions!
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‐ Can you guys
take this seriously?
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If we can find out whoever
destroyed the cucumber,
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the Open Mic tomorrow night
can still happen.
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‐ Great. So, uh... what now?
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‐ We look for clues. Obviously.
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‐ This is impossible. Why did
we think we could do this?
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‐ OK, listen, if Marie Curie
could discover radiation
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against all odds,
we can definitely do this.
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‐ That radiation
killed her BT Dubs.
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‐ Hey, Nancy Drew!
Have you and your sidekicks
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discovered the culprit yet?
‐ Tyler, did you ever think
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about annoying someone else?
‐ Thought about it.
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Didn't take.
‐ That's a real shame.
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‐ Isn't it?
‐ Seriously though, we're busy.
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(camera click)
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‐ Good luck CSI‐ing, detectives.
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(dog barking)
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‐ You know, some criminals
revisit the scene
of their crimes.
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‐ This crime
isn't Tyler's type.
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‐ Yeah, his style
is more "burn down a barn,
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then disappear for a year."
(Holly chuckles.)
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You know,
Piper may have a point,
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re: the futility of our mission.
‐ Wait.
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I think I found some evidence.
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It's a single, white hair.
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This could belong
to whoever
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destroyed the cucumber,
which means our suspect
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is an old person.
‐ Bingo.
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You know, 'cause old people
love playing bingo.
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Come on, that was good!
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‐ Actually, this hair
is too thick and coarse
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to belong to any human.
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‐ Which means
it's an animal? What kind?
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‐ Let me check it online.
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Hair roots are specific
to animal type.
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This root has
the course diameter.
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It's from a cow.
‐ That can't be right.
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There aren't any cows
in Collinsville
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with long white hair.
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Unless...
‐ It was all a load of bull.
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Because bulls are
a type of cow.
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Get it? It was a bull!
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‐ So I finally watched
that shark movie.
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It was so legit.
Like that part
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where the shark just came out
of the wave onto the beach...
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(boys laughing)
‐ Got you!
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‐ What are you doing?!
‐ Come on, just try
to get out of it.
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‐ He would
if he were strong enough.
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‐ Maybe if she didn't catch me
off guard like some cheap shot.
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‐ Strong words from a weakling.
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I beat you all the time.
I could cream you any day.
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‐ Right, any day
except weekdays and weekends.
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You're just a girl!
‐ It's a fact:
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guys are stronger than girls.
Deal with it.
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‐ Oh yeah?
Let's settle this.
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You. Me. Arm wrestle right now
for the title of the strongest.
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‐ (boy): Oooh!
‐ (man): OK, guys, bring it in.
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‐ Ugh! Looks like Coach
wants us back on the field.
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‐ You got lucky this time.
You won't tomorrow.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
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‐ Working on the farm,
you must get animal hair
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on your clothes all the time.
‐ Oh yeah, it's a real issue
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because we wash our clothes
by hand, like the pioneers.
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‐ But we wanted a simpler life,
so we're happy.
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‐ We're happy.
(couple chuckling)
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‐ What would you say
if I told you that we found
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your bull's hair on the cucumber
destroyed in town?
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‐ Whoa, do you think
that we nuked the cuke?
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‐ We were at the Open mic, yeah.
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The cuke was fine
when we got there,
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but then it was busted
by the time we left.
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‐ She's right.
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‐ Sorry. Awkward!
‐ OK.
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‐ How could the bull hair
have gotten to the cucumber?
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‐ Didn't we see
those football boys?
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‐ Oh yeah, hon! Yeah, I think
we saw those football boys
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doing some selfies
with the bulls.
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‐ Oh right! Yeah, Robbie was
talking about that.
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The football players dare each
other to take dangerous selfies
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with the bull
for some dumb boy reason.
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Hashtag "mission impossibull".
‐ Oh yeah, they're always
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hopping in the pen and throwing
an arm around the bull.
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It's actually quite dangerous.
‐ Don't do it.
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‐ One of them must have taken
a selfie with the bull,
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gotten the bull's hair on him,
then went and smashed
the cucumber.
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‐ Of course! Perfect motive!
‐ Is it?
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‐ Teen boys do dumb
stuff all the time.
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‐ Did you see any football
players at the bullpen
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before the Open Mic?
‐ No. We were watching
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that obscure Korean soap opera.
‐ Ohhh...
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‐ Once you get us started,
do not try to get us to stop.
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‐ (man): Mm‐mm.
(woman chuckling)
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‐ Two football players posted
before the Open Mic.
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Let's see if
they know anything.
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Maybe mission impossibull was
followed by mission impossidill.
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‐ Maybe just leave
the jokes to me.
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‐ Yeah. And, Holly,
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those football guys aren't going
to be eager to talk to us.
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♪♪♪♪♪♪
‐ We just need
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to apply some pressure.
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‐ Go!
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‐ You know you can't
win this, right?
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‐ I don't have to win
against you, just Levi.
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I've beaten him all my life and
I don't want to mess this up!
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‐ OK, I can teach you how,
but first, I need to know
why are you doing this?
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‐ To prove that girls are
stronger than boys.
Try to keep up.
236
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,403
‐ OK, I get that, but why?
‐ I don't follow.
237
00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,272
‐ It's a lose‐lose situation
238
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,208
If you lose the arm wrestle,
you'll feel weak.
239
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,477
(grunting with effort)
And if you win,
240
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,012
Levi will hate you forever.
241
00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,414
You'll be embarrassing him
in front of all his friends.
242
00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,483
‐ You know, I never
thought of it like that.
243
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,553
‐ All I'm saying is no guy wants
to be weaker than a girl.
244
00:10:52,553 --> 00:10:54,655
‐ But if it's the truth,
who cares?
245
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:56,923
Would you be upset
if Lyla beat you?
246
00:10:56,923 --> 00:11:01,327
‐ No. Because it would
never happen. OK, the key to
winning is increasing leverage.
247
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:05,265
I can show you how as long as
you realize Levi might not
want to be friends with you
248
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,434
if you beat him. Is winning
worth that much to you?
249
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,436
‐ I almost had you that time.
250
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,938
‐ You really didn't.
251
00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:15,642
‐ Ow.
(boy chuckling)
252
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,578
♪♪♪♪♪♪
‐ Hey...
253
00:11:17,578 --> 00:11:20,614
‐ Hey.
‐ You're on
the football team, right?
254
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:23,149
‐ Not to brag,
but yeah, I am.
255
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:26,820
‐ So what do you know about
our town's beloved cucumber?
256
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,055
‐ Nothing.
‐ Really?
257
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:32,158
'Cause Todd Flanagan said you
wrecked that cuke real good.
258
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:34,160
‐ Todd said that?! That guy
is nothing but a pile of...
259
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,530
‐ Shiitake mushroom soup.
260
00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:39,833
‐ Robbie, I really do not care
what you had for lunch.
261
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:43,604
We've narrowed it down to
a few suspects. Have you heard
anything from the other players?
262
00:11:43,604 --> 00:11:47,373
‐ Oh yeah, all we talk about is
cucumbers. Yeah, we're real
big into veggies.
263
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,175
Come on. Nobody on the football
team could have done that.
264
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:52,513
‐ Wait, weren't you going to
take a selfie with the bull?
265
00:11:52,513 --> 00:11:55,882
‐ I bailed. It seemed like a
pretty stupid reason to get
hurt, don't you think?
266
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,718
‐ Admit it, you just didn't want
to mess up your hair.
267
00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,253
‐ Holly, sometimes you can be
such a pain in the...
268
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,222
‐ Ask me that again.
‐ Is Todd Flanagan
269
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,124
telling the truth?
‐ Yeah, I took a selfie with
270
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,426
a bull but went home after that.
Don't know about your cucumber.
271
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,195
‐ Prove it. Show your location
services data. You're innocent,
you've got nothing to hide.
272
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,197
‐ You think I'm just gonna
hang over my phone?
273
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:13,266
‐ Suit yourself. I am sure if
Coach Gaines finds out you've
274
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,769
been harassing farm animals, he
won't bench you for that long.
275
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,472
(boy sighing)
276
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:24,911
You're clean.
Well, you could use a shower.
‐ Yeah, we're done here.
277
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:28,314
‐ By the way, Todd never said
anything, don't be mad at him!
278
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,758
‐ So what if
all our leads dried up?
279
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,493
It's OK. We still have time
to find some evidence.
280
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:44,230
‐ Actually, I have to finish
my geography project.
281
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,299
Sorry, Holly.
‐ And I have
282
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,835
cheerleading practice.
Sorry, Holls,
283
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,871
but it was pretty ambitious
to think
284
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,773
we'd figure this out.
‐ Want my advice?
285
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,108
In all those cop shows,
the true perp is
286
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,410
someone who's introduced
earlier on in the investigation.
287
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,313
‐ It's not Tyler.
‐ Just saying.
288
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,849
Anyway, gotta go.
You're OK, right?
289
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:06,119
‐ Yeah, sure. I'll be fine.
290
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,789
I always figure something out.
291
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,165
(camera click)
What do you want, Tyler?
292
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:22,769
(Holly crying softly)
293
00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,571
‐ Are you crying
over the cucumber?
294
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:27,608
(exasperated sigh)
‐ Can you leave me alone?!
295
00:13:27,608 --> 00:13:31,945
For your information,
it's not about the cucumber.
296
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,980
It's about being ditched
by my friends
297
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,282
when I need them
the most.
298
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:39,986
Just leave me alone
to wallow in my own misery.
299
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,526
‐ As fun as that sounds,
300
00:13:45,526 --> 00:13:48,194
how about I help you
with the investigation?
301
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,798
‐ Really?
‐ Why not?
302
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,100
Nothing else to do in this town.
303
00:13:55,769 --> 00:13:58,739
♪♪♪♪♪♪
304
00:13:58,739 --> 00:14:01,241
‐ ♪♪ Ooh‐ooh ooh‐ooh ♪♪
305
00:14:09,327 --> 00:14:13,063
‐ You sure you want to do this?
‐ It's your funeral.
306
00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:15,499
But if you want to back out now,
there's no shame in it.
307
00:14:15,499 --> 00:14:18,302
‐ I'll go easy on you.
‐ OK, I want a clean fight.
308
00:14:18,302 --> 00:14:21,872
On the count of three.
One, two, three, go!
309
00:14:21,872 --> 00:14:24,975
(boys cheering)
310
00:14:24,975 --> 00:14:27,244
(grunting with effort)
311
00:14:29,079 --> 00:14:30,848
‐ I can't believe it.
I can't believe it!
312
00:14:30,848 --> 00:14:33,083
Levi's gonna get
beat by a girl.
313
00:14:33,083 --> 00:14:37,020
‐ Shut up, Mark!
(boys cheering)
314
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:41,058
‐ Heather! Heather!
Heather! Heather!
315
00:14:44,261 --> 00:14:47,097
‐ Levi's the champion!
Buddy, I was wrong about you.
316
00:14:47,097 --> 00:14:49,132
See, Heather? Boys are stronger.
317
00:14:49,132 --> 00:14:51,469
‐ I guess I learned
my lesson.
318
00:14:51,469 --> 00:14:54,438
‐ Whoa! Whoa!
‐ Woo!
319
00:14:54,438 --> 00:14:58,008
(typing on keyboard)
‐ OK, this should be it.
320
00:14:58,008 --> 00:15:00,844
But first, you sure
you can handle the truth?
321
00:15:00,844 --> 00:15:02,646
‐ Why couldn't I?
322
00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:05,015
‐ So if it's Piper or Amy,
you're not gonna go bonkers?
323
00:15:05,015 --> 00:15:07,751
‐ Piper, I could live with.
324
00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:09,753
And if the truth means
I can still put on
325
00:15:09,753 --> 00:15:12,323
my Open Mic tonight,
I'm all about it.
326
00:15:12,323 --> 00:15:14,392
(Beep!)
327
00:15:14,392 --> 00:15:16,694
What's this?
‐ I've got hidden cameras
328
00:15:16,694 --> 00:15:18,929
around town square that take
photos every few minutes.
329
00:15:18,929 --> 00:15:20,898
‐ How silly of me.
330
00:15:20,898 --> 00:15:24,335
What normal 13 year old
doesn't have that?
331
00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:26,437
But still, why?
332
00:15:26,437 --> 00:15:28,205
‐ It's for an art project.
333
00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:31,975
I want to show how the events
of our lives are insignificant
334
00:15:31,975 --> 00:15:33,977
and the world around us
is the only constant.
335
00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:37,848
‐ Wow! That's
unexpectedly deep.
336
00:15:37,848 --> 00:15:39,950
(chuckling)
337
00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:42,586
‐ Nah, I'm just kidding.
I just think
338
00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:45,255
that people look funny when
they're ogling a giant cucumber.
339
00:15:45,255 --> 00:15:47,625
‐ Yeah, you see,
that sounds more like you.
340
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:49,360
‐ OK, fine.
341
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,362
I want to show what people look
like when they're not posing
342
00:15:51,362 --> 00:15:53,664
for a picture. 'Cause that's
who they really are,
343
00:15:53,664 --> 00:15:56,367
not the polished version
they present themselves to be.
344
00:15:57,801 --> 00:16:01,805
So I figured the only way to do
that was with hidden cameras.
345
00:16:04,475 --> 00:16:06,777
‐ OK, so this is the night
the cucumber was destroyed?
346
00:16:06,777 --> 00:16:08,879
‐ Yeah.
‐ Alright, can we go
347
00:16:08,879 --> 00:16:11,081
to the times of the Open Mic?
Between 8 and 9.
348
00:16:11,081 --> 00:16:14,217
‐ Any other requests?
A Danish perhaps?
349
00:16:17,688 --> 00:16:20,491
♪♪♪♪♪♪
350
00:16:21,892 --> 00:16:25,329
(laptop beeping)
351
00:16:31,602 --> 00:16:35,439
‐ The bull did it.
The bull trampled the cucumber.
352
00:16:35,439 --> 00:16:37,908
Wait. If you knew you had
this footage yesterday,
353
00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:40,911
why didn't you tell me?
‐ You didn't ask.
354
00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:46,083
‐ AAAH!
355
00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,251
‐ But how did Walter
get out of his pen?
356
00:16:48,251 --> 00:16:50,388
I mean, are you sure it was him
that trampled the cucumber?
357
00:16:50,388 --> 00:16:54,525
‐ That's what the photo shows.
‐ Hmmm... I may be
358
00:16:54,525 --> 00:16:56,059
remembering something.
359
00:16:56,059 --> 00:16:58,261
That night
I couldn't sleep,
360
00:16:58,261 --> 00:17:01,198
so I, um...
I might have gotten up
361
00:17:01,198 --> 00:17:03,367
and binge watched
a whole bunch of episodes
362
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,569
of that Korean drama.
‐ Without me?! Andrea!
363
00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:09,006
‐ I know, babe. I'm sorry.
‐ What does this have
to do with Walter?!
364
00:17:10,273 --> 00:17:12,410
Sorry, I just don't
have a lot of time
365
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,313
to save the Open Mic.
‐ Uh, yeah,
366
00:17:15,313 --> 00:17:18,148
so I heard a commotion,
so I came out to see.
367
00:17:18,148 --> 00:17:20,651
They must have just put
Walter back in his pen by then.
368
00:17:20,651 --> 00:17:22,386
‐ Did you get
a good look at them?
369
00:17:22,386 --> 00:17:24,054
‐ Not really.
They were walking away.
370
00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:27,291
‐ Do you remember anything
about them? How they dressed?
371
00:17:28,926 --> 00:17:32,330
‐ He had a baseball cap
and jeans.
372
00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:34,932
And red shoes.
♪♪♪♪♪♪
373
00:17:34,932 --> 00:17:38,302
Kind of like that.
374
00:17:52,149 --> 00:17:54,552
‐ Why'd you run off?
You won.
375
00:17:54,552 --> 00:17:58,322
‐ No, I didn't, you let me win.
There's a difference.
376
00:17:58,322 --> 00:18:00,424
‐ The guys don't need
to know that.
377
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:03,827
‐ Don't do me any favours.
‐ What is your problem?
378
00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:05,963
Are you mad that you would have
been beaten by a girl?
379
00:18:05,963 --> 00:18:09,266
'Cause you gotta get over that.
‐ It's not about being beaten
by a girl!
380
00:18:09,266 --> 00:18:11,635
It's about a fair fight. Sure,
you've always been stronger‐‐
381
00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:15,606
‐ Aha! So you admit it!
I mean, yes, continue.
382
00:18:15,606 --> 00:18:17,841
‐ But I've been
working out,
383
00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:19,643
lifting weights and stuff.
384
00:18:19,643 --> 00:18:22,613
‐ Yeah. You can really tell.
‐ Anyway,
385
00:18:22,613 --> 00:18:24,848
I'm not too sure
you're the stronger one anymore.
386
00:18:24,848 --> 00:18:26,917
I just want a fair fight
to prove it.
387
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,852
‐ So what?
388
00:18:28,852 --> 00:18:30,788
You want a rematch?
389
00:18:30,788 --> 00:18:34,091
‐ Yes, but this time...
390
00:18:34,091 --> 00:18:36,327
don't hold back.
391
00:18:39,297 --> 00:18:41,965
‐ It's too bad that the farmers
were a dead end.
392
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:43,767
But you know what?
If you try interrogating
393
00:18:43,767 --> 00:18:46,136
every single person in the town,
it would take forever, so...
394
00:18:46,136 --> 00:18:48,406
I don't know.
(indistinct song playing)
395
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,042
What's next, Nancy Drew?
396
00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:55,078
‐ I'm just trying
to figure that out now.
397
00:18:58,115 --> 00:19:00,684
‐ Whoa!
‐ Oh, my gosh! Oh, I'm so sorry!
398
00:19:00,684 --> 00:19:02,886
There's a rag behind
the counter, do you mind
399
00:19:02,886 --> 00:19:04,955
grabbing it?
‐ Sure.
400
00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:10,694
(indistinct song playing)
(indistinct conversations)
401
00:19:16,767 --> 00:19:18,602
What are you doing?
402
00:19:23,841 --> 00:19:27,010
‐ Where were you the night
the cucumber was destroyed?
403
00:19:28,479 --> 00:19:30,948
‐ I don't know.
What does it matter?
404
00:19:32,049 --> 00:19:34,051
‐ If it doesn't matter,
unlock your phone
405
00:19:34,051 --> 00:19:36,253
and let me check
your location services data.
406
00:19:38,188 --> 00:19:40,190
‐ Wait, do you think
I did this?
407
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:42,993
‐ I don't know.
The farmers said that they saw
408
00:19:42,993 --> 00:19:45,529
someone at Walter's pen
after he got loose.
409
00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:48,165
Someone wearing red shoes,
jeans and a baseball cap.
410
00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:50,100
Sound familiar?
411
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,336
‐ Yep.
412
00:19:52,336 --> 00:19:56,340
You caught me. I let
the bull out of the pen
413
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:59,377
and let him destroy
that precious, little cucumber.
414
00:19:59,377 --> 00:20:02,846
And then, I brought him
right back to the farm.
415
00:20:02,846 --> 00:20:05,115
And I would've gotten away
with it too, if it wasn't
416
00:20:05,115 --> 00:20:07,651
for you meddling kids, like...
417
00:20:07,651 --> 00:20:11,254
Seriously? Is this a joke?
‐ Does it look like I'm joking?!
418
00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:14,692
‐ Because I've been helping you
all day, which is exactly what
a guilty person would be doing.
419
00:20:14,692 --> 00:20:18,429
‐ I don't know! You burned down
a barn then disappeared
for a year!
420
00:20:18,429 --> 00:20:21,332
I don't know
what you're capable of!
421
00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:27,170
‐ You're right. You don't.
422
00:20:27,170 --> 00:20:29,473
‐ Unlock your phone.
423
00:20:29,473 --> 00:20:31,775
Let me check
your location data.
424
00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:35,346
(sighing)
‐ If you think I'm guilty...
425
00:20:35,346 --> 00:20:37,581
then it must be true.
426
00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:42,052
‐ Are you for real?
‐ Sure.
427
00:20:42,052 --> 00:20:44,121
I did it.
428
00:20:44,121 --> 00:20:47,124
I destroyed
the cucumber.
429
00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:49,760
‐ You acted like
you actually cared.
430
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,262
You lied to my face!
431
00:20:52,262 --> 00:20:55,198
Why should I ever believe
anything you say?
432
00:20:58,001 --> 00:21:00,504
‐ ♪♪ Ooooooooh ♪♪
433
00:21:00,504 --> 00:21:02,306
(Holly sobbing)
434
00:21:02,306 --> 00:21:05,242
♪♪ Ooh ooh oooooh ♪♪
435
00:21:10,247 --> 00:21:13,651
(dramatic marimba music)
436
00:21:24,728 --> 00:21:28,366
‐ Is it just me
or does she seem a little off?
437
00:21:28,366 --> 00:21:31,168
‐ What do you expect?
Holly's always had
438
00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:34,772
a soft spot for Tyler,
and he abused that.
439
00:21:34,772 --> 00:21:37,908
‐ Oh, he's a Flaherty, they
think they can get away
with anything.
440
00:21:37,908 --> 00:21:41,779
‐ You can stop whispering.
I know Tyler played me
like a fiddle.
441
00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:43,781
‐ It's happened
to the best of us, my dear.
442
00:21:43,781 --> 00:21:47,250
No reason to feel humiliated.
‐ I'm not.
443
00:21:49,453 --> 00:21:52,022
‐ If it's any consolation,
the entire town is probably
444
00:21:52,022 --> 00:21:54,658
going to hate him forever.
If it was a hundred years ago,
445
00:21:54,658 --> 00:21:56,894
they'd be pelting him in the
stocks with rotten vegetables.
446
00:21:56,894 --> 00:21:59,262
‐ He made a mistake. Shouldn't
we go a little easy on him?
447
00:22:01,098 --> 00:22:04,435
‐ I'm gonna go check
to make sure the amplifier
is set up for the next act.
448
00:22:04,435 --> 00:22:07,538
♪♪♪♪♪♪
‐ What the heck is that?
449
00:22:10,741 --> 00:22:13,511
‐ Hey, now give me your phone.
I need to make sure
450
00:22:13,511 --> 00:22:16,013
the amplifier is set up right.
‐ Knock yourself out.
451
00:22:16,013 --> 00:22:17,848
‐ Robbie!
‐ Yo!
452
00:22:17,848 --> 00:22:19,583
♪♪♪♪♪♪
453
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:23,120
(people gasping and clapping)
‐ (Amy): Is that Tyler Flaherty?
454
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,789
(people laughing and cheering)
455
00:22:25,789 --> 00:22:28,225
‐ (man): That's great!
456
00:22:32,963 --> 00:22:35,466
‐ Oh! Oh! Oh!
457
00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:38,636
Oh! Hahaha! Haha!
458
00:22:38,636 --> 00:22:41,805
♪♪♪♪♪♪
(inaudible talking)
459
00:22:46,444 --> 00:22:49,813
‐ (young man): No way!
That's totally Tyler Flaherty!
460
00:22:49,813 --> 00:22:52,650
(young man laughing)
‐ Tyler's innocent.
461
00:22:54,918 --> 00:22:56,987
I guess you never really know
462
00:22:56,987 --> 00:22:58,789
who you can trust.
463
00:22:58,789 --> 00:23:00,791
Finding that out
can be surprising.
464
00:23:00,791 --> 00:23:03,694
Sometimes that's good.
Sometimes.
465
00:23:06,063 --> 00:23:07,998
♪♪♪♪♪♪
466
00:23:07,998 --> 00:23:11,201
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