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PREVIOUSLY ON "HILL STREET BLUES."

THE MELON FELON, HE'S STILL OUT THERE.

WE'VE GOT FIVE HEADS AND THREE BODIES.

WHY DID YOU COME TO THIS LOT?

WELL, I WAS INTERESTED IN... BUYING A MOBILE HOME.

IS THAT OUR DECOY?

CORRECT, SIR, DETECTIVE MAYO.

GREAT SET OF WHEELS, HUH?

HOW'S THAT LITTLE SNIP OF A GIRL?

- YOU MEAN ROBIN TATAGLIA? - YEAH

IT'S OVER WITH US, IT'S FINISHED.

IN ADDITION, I'M BEING EVICTED.

WE'LL TAKE EVERY ONE OF YOUR COMPLAINTS,

FIX IT LIKE NEW AND HAVE YOU BACK IN YOUR NEW HOME BY...

THE END OF THE DAY.

WHAT?

DANIELS JUST ASKED ME OUT FOR DINNER NEXT WEEK.

GOOD NEWS, DETECTIVE.

HOW DOES ONE BEDROOM, VIRTUALLY RENT FREE

WITH A SHOWER MASSAGE SOUND?

YOU FIX YOUR MOTOR HOME, LIEUTENANT?

I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS DATE.

PATS, WHAT COULD BE BAD?

DANIELS BUYS YOU A NICE DINNER.

YOU SHOW HIM A LITTLE LEG AND THEN HE DRIVES YOU HOME.

TWO OUT OF THREE, HARRY.

I AM NOT SHOWING HIM A LITTLE LEG.

YOU'RE A DAMN SEXY WOMAN.

YOU MAKE ME FEEL YOUNG AGAIN.

IN TOUCH WITH MYSELF.

CONNECTED TO MY LONG, DORMANT SENSUAL SIDE.

QUIET...

A HEADLESS FEMALE TORSO WAS DISCOVERED

BEHIND GLUSHEFSKI'S MARKET, 3:00 A.M. THIS MORNING.

104 AND DECKER.

THAT BRINGS THE TORSO TOTAL TO SEVEN.

CRANIUMS REMAIN AT FIVE.

ANSWERING WHICH,

OPERATION DECAP BEGINS TODAY ON THE HILL,

POLK AVENUE AND THE FERRY.

THESE ARE THE THREE PRECINCTS THAT THIS MANIAC HAS HIT.

FEMALE OFFICERS DENISON, BARBARA, WHITE, VERSHAL,

BRENNER AND DIEHL, ARE ON LOAN FROM THE HEIGHTS AND MIDTOWN.

NOW, ALONG WITH MAYO AND SGT. BATES,

THEY'RE GONNA BE ON THE STREET AS BAIT.

EACH HAS AN MV BACKUP.

LT. GOLDBLUME IS COORDINATING.

FORENSICS HAS THIS GUY USING A CARPET KNIFE

TO DECAPITATE HIS VICTIMS, WHICH ARE ALL... ALL FEMALE.

DIFFERENT RACES, ALL HOOKERS.

NO DESCRIPTION.

NO CONSISTENT M.O. EXCEPT FOR THE TARGETS OF THE ASSAULTS.

LET'S, UH...

LET'S CATCH HIM, FOLKS.

INCIDENTALLY, UM...

OFFICER COFFEY AND HUDSON AND DETECTIVE GARIBALDI

WILL BE ON LOAN EXCHANGE TO THE HEIGHTS

FOR THE DURATION OF OPERATION DECAP.

ITEM FOUR.

FOUR CONTINUE THE UNDERCOVER

AGAINST THE ON-THE-TAKE CITY INSPECTORS.

DETECTIVES BELKER, LaRUE AND WASHINGTON

WILL BE WORKING WITH LT. MEL TABER FROM POLK AVENUE.

THEY'RE GONNA BE AT THE CHUCK WAGON,

1-2-6 AND LEXINGTON.

HEY, HOW MANY INSPECTORS YOU GOT LEFT TO TAPE, PEOPLE?

THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH GUY, SARGE.

ANYBODY SWING ON DETECTIVE TABER YET?

HEY, WE'RE SENDING HIM TO DALE CARNEGIE

AFTER THE OPERATION, SARGE.

ITEM FIVE.

ITEM FIVE IS A MEMO

FROM OUR FRIEND, MR. ALBERT DESJARDIN

FROM DIVISION OF ACCOUNTING.

WE GOT THIS AT THE END OF BUSINESS YESTERDAY.

THEY'RE TIGHTENING THE BELT AGAIN, PEOPLE.

YEAH, YOU GOT IT.

BEGINNING IMMEDIATELY.

"OFFICERS ARE REQUIRED TO PROVIDE ACCURATE TELEPHONE LOGS

"AND TO PAY THE DEPARTMENT FOR TOLL CALLS, LONG DISTANCE

OR LOCAL, WHICH ARE NOT JOB RELATED."

ALSO...

ALSO, WE GOT PRINT-OUTS OF THE LAST THREE MONTHS

OF PRECINCT BILLINGS WHICH WILL BE POSTED...

UH...

UH, CHECK THE LIST.

ANTE UP THE DIVISION.

TWO, DAMAGE TO UNITS.

"BEGINNING TODAY, DIVISION WILL EVALUATE ALL ACCIDENT REPORTS.

"IF AN OFFICER IS DEEMED NEGLIGENT

"IN HIS VEHICLE'S OPERATION, THAT OFFICER WILL BE HELD

FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR VEHICULAR REPAIR."

SO YOU BRING MONEY AND A TIRE IRON

TO WORK WITH YOU, RIGHT?

ITEM SIX.

I DON'T WANNA EMBARRASS ANYBODY, BUT, UH...

I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY BOY TODAY.

WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS.

LAST...

TONIGHT, THE HILL STREET KEGLERS

OPEN A SEASON AGAINST MIDTOWN.

WE LOOKED DAMN GOOD IN PRACTICE, PEOPLE.

I THINK THAT WE MIGHT MAKE A RUN

AT THE CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR.

ANYBODY FEEL LIKE IT, COME ON DOWN.

LEND SOME MORAL SUPPORT.

THE FIRST FRAME ROLLS, THE BOWLMOR LANES, 6:30 P.M.

LET'S DO IT TO THEM BEFORE THEY DO IT US.

NATALIE, GIVE ME A COUPLE OF VIDEOS TAPES, WOULD YOU?

ALL THE CHICKENS COMING HOME TO ROOST.

IS THIS THE IDIOT PRINTOUT OF PRECINCT PHONE CALLS?

YES, SIR.

NEAL, IS BELKER DOWN THERE?

HE WAS GONNA DRIVE TO

THE UNDERCOVER BY HIMSELF, LIEUTENANT.

- OH, RATS. - ANY MESSAGE?

UH, THANKS, NO, MAYBE I'LL CATCH HIM AT LUNCH.

HEY, DO I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE MOONLIGHTING ON A MOVIE SET?

WOULD YOU HOLD THE DECIBEL LEVEL DOWN JUST A HAIR, HUH?

OKAY, MUMS THE WORD.

YOU MEET ANYBODY FAMOUS?

LIEUTENANT, WE'RE TALKING A LOW-BUDGET HORROR FILM, HERE.

IT'S NOT EXACTLY LIKE YOU'RE GONNA SEE MARQUEE NAMES.

F-U-R-I-L-L... L-O, YES.

YOU TELL MR. DESJARDIN THAT HIS DIRECTIVES

ON PHONE CALL REIMBURSEMENTS

ARE ABOUT THE STUPIDEST I'VE SEEN IN MY YEARS ON THE FORCE.

THEY'RE UNENFORCEABLE AND THEY'LL BREAK MORALE.

YEAH, THEY'RE UNENFORCE...

LOOK, JUST TELL MR. DESJARDIN THAT IF HE HAS THE GUTS

TO COME OUT FROM BEHIND HIS PRINTOUTS, I WANNA TALK TO HIM.

OR HE CAN COME DOWN HERE TO THE PRECINCT.

I'LL BE HERE 'TIL VERY LATE.

YES, THANK YOU.

DID YOU SEE THE DIRECTIVES FROM DIVISION OF ACCOUNTING?

YEAH, THEY'RE NUTS.

CAPTAIN, COULD WE TALK A MINUTE ABOUT OPERATION DECAP?

SURE.

UM, I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THE FOLLOW-UP PROCEDURES

IF THE UNDERCOVERS HAVE TO GO INDOORS WITH THIS GUYS.

WE REALLY OUGHT TO HAVE COPS PRE-DEPLOYED IN THE HOTEL.

PATSY, OUR MANPOWER IS FINITE.

FIVE OUT OF SEVEN OF THOSE ATTACKS

TOOK PLACE OUT ON THE STREET.

IT'S HOW WE DECIDED TO GO.

I'D LIKE NOT TO GO OUT ON THIS ASSIGNMENT, SIR.

I'LL RIDE BACK UP BUT...

I DON'T WANNA GO OUT AS BAIT.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT GIVEN

THE INHERENT DANGER AND THE OPERATION,

I THINK IT'S BEEN SENSIBLY LAID OUT.

THE GUY SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME.

A FRIGHTENED COP CAN ENDANGER AN ENTIRE OPERATION.

YOU RIDE BACKUP TODAY.

THANKS, CAPTAIN.

YOU PERFORM TOO BRAVELY IN TOO MANY DANGEROUS SITUATIONS

NOT TO HAVE THIS ONE COMING.

THANK YOU, SIR.

HEY, WHAT THE HELL'S THE BIG HANG-UP?

WE'RE GETTING OUR EQUIPMENT TOGETHER, LT. TABER, SIR.

YEAH.

WELL, IF FURILLO HAD MORE THAN HALF A BRAIN,

WE WOULDN'T BE TAKING THIS STUFF DOWN

EVERY AFTERNOON, AND THEN SETTING IT BACK UP AGAIN EVERY DAMN...

THE CAPTAIN DIDN'T THINK

THE NIGHT GUY AT THE RESTAURANT COULD BE TRUSTED.

OH, YEAH, THE NIGHT GUY.

HE LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR DILLINGER, DOESN'T HE?

MEL DEFINITELY NEEDS HIS PURSE STRING.

YEAH, AND HE'S GONNA FEEL BETTER WHEN HE GETS IT, TOO.

THAT'S MORE THAN WE CAN SAY FOR YOUR PROBLEM... WASHINGTON.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT EASY, HUH, TABER?

WHOLE DAMN DEPARTMENT.

GETTING DROWNED IN BROADS AND SPADES.

WHAT DID YOU SAY, TABER?

NOTHING, CAPTAIN, JUST HAVING A FEW PROBLEMS

WITH THIS OPERATION.

GOOD, SIT ON 'EM.

AND IF I HEAR ANOTHER RACIST CRACK OUT OF YOU,

I'M GONNA RUN YOUR BUTT BACK TO SCHOOL PATROL.

GET BACK TO WORK.

- BIG MAN, BIG SHOT. - TURN AROUND AND SAY IT.

WE HAVE A 9-11, ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

SEE SURPLUS STORE,

CORNER OF PEOPLE'S DRIVE AND 124th STREET.

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YO, CHICA.

YO, YOURSELF.

LOOKING TO BOOGEY?

ME AND MY MONEY, GET IN.

I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU ON THIS BLOCK BEFORE.

ANDY-7 ON CORAL AND 114.

I'M GONNA CIRCLE THE BLOCK.

NOW WHAT?

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - WE SEE IF WE GOT COMPANY.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, COMPANY?

DON'T YOU GOT NOBODY WHO TURNS YOU OUT?

NOBODY TO LOOK AFTER YOU?

I DO REAL WELL LOOKING AFTER MYSELF, THANKS.

HA, CHICA.

BUT YOU AIN'T DOING GOOD ENOUGH.

WHAT'S... WHAT'S WITH THE KNIFE?

DON'T YOU KNOW THESE STREETS...

THERE'S A GUY OUT HERE...

CUTTING LADIES.

- IS THAT YOU? - I'M A SERIOUS MAN, CHICA.

IS THAT RIGHT?

BUT I'M NOT GONNA CUT YOU BECAUSE I'M LOCO.

I'M GONNA CUT YOU FOR BEING SOLO.

ON MY STREETS.

THAT'S IT, YOU'RE BUSTED!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I'M A COP, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

GET OUT OF THE CARD AND SPREAD 'EM.

- STAY COOL. - YOU STAY COOL.

- STAY CALM, LADIES. - YOU STAY CALM, GET OUT!

HOW YOU DOING, SIMON?

I'M IN MOURNING.

I JUST HEARD MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT'S GETTING SOLD.

WANT YOU TO MEET NEAL HARRISON.

NEAL BOUGHT ME OUT.

SIMON MEYERS, NEAL, THE DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH.

- HEY, HOW YOU DOING? - PLEASURE, NEAL.

I MADE NEAL FAMILIAR WITH MY ENTIRE OPERATION.

EVERYTHING... THE WAY I'VE DONE BUSINESS.

GOOD.

JUST WANNA KEEP THINGS GOING ON THE WAY GEORGE DID, SIR.

IF IT AIN'T BUSTED, NEAL, DON'T FIX IT.

- AM I CORRECT? - YEAH, RIGHT.

LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR STORAGE

AND WE'LL SEE HOW YOU STAND.

WELL, MAYBE TABER GETS TO GO HOME FOR LUNCH TODAY, HUH.

MAYBE EVERYONE DOES.

OH, YOU GOT POSSIBLE RODENT LEAVINGS HERE, NEAL.

TELL YOU ONE THING I'M NOT WORKING ON IS THAT HEAD CUTTER.

I HAD ONE OF THOSE CRAZIES MY FIRST SHOT OUT

AFTER I MADE CLOTHES.

GUY KEPT HIS MOTHER'S HEAD IN A SOUP BOWL.

I NEARLY QUIT THE FORCE.

MAKING SURE THAT I PASS MY HEALTH INSPECTION.

WELL, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A VIOLATION.

HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, COME ON.

GEORGE HERE SAID THAT IF I PAID YOU...

OH, MAN, UH-OH.

ARE YOU KIDDING?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

- WHAT IS THE PROBLEM? - HEY, I'M WORKING ON IT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE... I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

HE BLEW IT.

LAST GUY WE'VE GOTTA GET, AND YOUR BUDDY SCREWS UP THE TAPE!

KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.

OH, I'M GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE HERE.

I'M GONNA DIE HERE!

NEAL, THIS IS WHAT WE CALL AN APPROVAL WITH A CAUTION.

NOW THAT'S ON ACCOUNT OF THE LEAVINGS.

I'LL STAY ON TOP OF IT, SIR.

DON'T DO THAT, IT'LL MAKE YOUR CLOTHES STINK.

NEAL, I'M GLAD WE MET.

I'M GLAD THERE'S CONTINUITY.

MY PLEASURE, SIR.

HEY, HOW WE DOING, FELLAS?

WE COULDN'T GET THE DISHES DONE, MR. HARRISON.

THE, UH... WASHER'S ON THE FRITZ.

- EQUIPMENT PROBLEM? - YEAH.

- GEORGE, DROP ME A POSTCARD. - WILL DO!

- SEE YOU ON THE 15th. - YEAH, RIGHT, 15th.

WHAT HAPPENED? WHY COULDN'T WE BUST HIM?

MARCONI SCREWED UP.

WE DIDN'T GET THE BRIBE ON TAPE!

A CORD CAME LOOSE, MEL, IT HAPPENS, YOU KNOW?

ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA GET MEYERS BACK.

THIS IS NO GOOD, YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA BE DONE FOR DAYS!

A BUNCH OF AMATEURS, A SPOOK AND TWO LOSERS!

J.D., I'M ABOUT TO POP THIS FAT BASTARD.

LET IT GO, NEAL, I GOT MEL COVERED.

LISTEN, WE GOTTA GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH THE GUY.

IT'S UP TO YOU.

YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE A PHONE CALL?

TRUST ME, TRUST ME, OKAY, SCOUTS HONOR.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT TO BE THIS OLD, LIEUTENANT.

WHAT DID THE P.B.A. TELL YOU?

PUT IT ON THE GRIEVANCE LIST.

TALK ABOUT IT AT NEXT MONTH'S MEETING.

FRANKLY, I PUT ABOUT AS MUCH STORE

IN THE PROTECTIVE BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATION

AS I DO WITH THAT POLICE ACCOUNTANT, MR. DEG...

- DESJARDIN. - DIGENARRO.

DESJARDIN... YOU SEE THAT GUY?

HEY, STOP!

SOMEBODY STOP HIM!

NOW SURELY HE MUST...

I'LL GET HIM.

DID YOU SEE THAT GUY?

- YOU OKAY? - YEAH.

STOP IT!

I MADE A MISTAKE, LET ME OUT.

RODRIGUEZ, DO YOU WANNA TRY AND STICK THIS IN MY FACE AGAIN?

I HEAR WE MADE A POP AT THE RED ZONE UNDERCOVER, SERGEANT.

YES, SIR.

POSSIBLE HE'S OUR KILLER?

WE'RE GONNA QUESTION HIM

BUT I THINK HE'S JUST A PIMP WITH A LOUD MOUTH!

WELL DONE, ANYWAY.

DETECTIVE?

CHIEF?

HOW'S THE IRON MAIDEN THIS MORNING?

OKAY.

TAG HIM, LOU.

DETECTIVE MAYO!

I SEE YOU'RE LISTED IN A FOLLOW CAR FOR THE UNDERCOVER.

YES, SIR.

WHY AREN'T YOU OUT ON THE STREET?

I CHANGED MAYO'S ASSIGNMENT, CHIEF.

THAT'S A FASCINATING ALLOCATION OF MANPOWER, CAPTAIN.

TRANSFER 14 FEMALE COPS FROM OTHER PRECINCTS

AND MAYO GETS TO RIDE IN A FOLLOW CAR.

IT WAS AT MY REQUEST, SIR.

CHIEF, IF WE COULD DISCUSS THIS...

- YOUR REQUEST? - YES, SIR.

I ASKED TO BE REASSIGNED.

DID YOU ASK FOR ANY WARM MILK, DETECTIVE?

NO.

I WANT YOU OUT ON THE STREET, DETECTIVE MAYO,

DRESSED LIKE A WHORE.

DETECTIVE MAYO HAS QUESTIONING AND PAPERWORK

TO DO ON THIS ARREST.

BATES CAN WRITE UP THE COLLAR.

SHE WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO MAKE IT.

OUT ON THE STREET, DETECTIVE, THAT'S AN ORDER.

SIR, I DON'T FEEL THIS OPERATION IS SAFE.

INSUBORDINATE REFUSAL OF A DIRECT ORDER... YOU'RE SUSPENDED!

- I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - BELIEVE ME.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO SUSPEND ME.

HERE.

HERE, CAPTAIN, GIVE THESE TO SOMEONE WHO USES...

- CHIEF... - THE HELL WITH HER, FRANK.

THE WOMAN'S A COWARD AND SHE'S PERSONALLY ABUSIVE TO BOOT.

TRYING TO RIDICULE ME THAT WAY.

- I DIDN'T HEAR ANY RIDICULE. - THEN YOU WEREN'T LISTENING.

FRANK, SHE'S QUIT, THAT'S IT.

WE'RE THE BETTER FOR IT.

CAN I ASK YOU TO TAKE A DAY?

I'LL COME TO YOUR OFFICE AND WE CAN WORK OUT DISCIPLINE...

DON'T MANAGE ME, FURILLO.

THE HELL WITH MAYO, CASED CLOSED.

KEEP ME POSTED ON THE OPERATION.

PATSY?

I'M OUT OF HERE, CAPTAIN.

CALM DOWN AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

HE COULDN'T MAKE IT WITH ME LAST NIGHT

SO HE CALLS ME OUT IN THE STATION.

HE CALLS ME A COWARD IN FRONT OF EVERYONE I WORK WITH.

BACK UP.

YOU HAD A DATE WITH CHIEF DANIELS?

HE KEPT ASKING, I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT OF IT.

WE HAD DINNER.

I TRIED TO SHUT HIM DOWN POLITELY, BUT NO WAY.

HE MADE A PASS AT YOU.

"YOU'RE SO DAMNED ATTRACTIVE, PATSY.

"I'M SO LONELY, PATSY.

DAMMIT IF I CAN'T HELP MYSELF."

I FELT SORRY FOR THE GUY, CAPTAIN.

HE'S JUST SEPARATED, HE'S ALL FREAKED OUT.

BUT HE WOULDN'T TAKE THE HINT.

SO I STOPPED HINTING AND NOW HE PULLS THIS!

TAKE BACK THE HARDWARE, PATSY.

LET ME TRY TO WORK IT OUT.

I SHOULDN'T NEED YOU TO RUN INTERFERENCE

SO I CAN FUNCTION AS A COP.

LOOK, THIS IS A TICKLISH SITUATION ON BOTH SIDES.

YOU WERE BORDERING ON REFUSING AN ORDER

AND HE MAY HAVE BEEN GUILTY OF HARASSMENT.

MAYBE I OUGHT TO BRING CHARGES

AND LET THE REVIEW BOARD SORT IT OUT.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

I WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A HUMAN BEING.

AND I WANNA DO MY JOB.

I MEAN, MAYBE WITH THIS MORNING YOU DOUBT IT.

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU REALLY WANT, YOU'LL GO BACK ON ASSIGNMENT.

I'M SUSPENDED.

YOU LET ME WORRY ABOUT THAT.

THIS ISN'T ONE I HAD COMING.

THIS ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.

NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME, LEO?

YOU'RE LOSING WEIGHT, MRS. FURILLO.

YOU LOOK GREAT, EXCUSE ME.

- NO, THAT'S... - FAY.

FRANK, NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?

I CAN'T TALK NOW, FAY.

OFFICERS?

- MA'AM. - YES, MA'AM.

SERGEANT, ALLOW ME TO PRESENT

THE REMAINS OF THE PASSENGER DOOR OF MY VEHICLE.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, SARGE, I MADE A SUDDEN STOP TO GO AFTER

A PURSE SNATCHER, UM, BUT WE DIDN'T HAVE THE...

SIR, AND THEN I WAS ABOUT TO GET OUT,

AND A MAN CAME ALONG BY THE NAME OF LORENZO SUMMERS

AND SHEARED THAT THING OFF SLICKER THAN A MINK'S PRIVATES.

SIGN OUT ANOTHER UNIT.

- SARGE... - BUT, SARGE...

I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT I'M A GROSS ABUSER OF THE UNIT BECAUSE...

ANDY, STOP WITH THE MARTYR ROUTINE.

SIR, I DO NOT FEEL THAT MY PARTNER AND I SHOULD DO

EIGHT KABILLION REAMS OF PAPERWORK BECAUSE OF SOME MISTAKE...

ANDY, THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE BOWLING LEAGUE.

NOTHING'S GONNA SPOIL MY GOOD HUMOR.

SIGN OUT ANOTHER UNIT.

SHUT UP.

HERE'S 2202.

RODRIGUEZ MADE A MISTAKE.

RODRIGUEZ POPPED HIS MOUTH OFF

AND HE'S SORRY.

MAN, I THOUGHT YOU WAS WORKING.

I WAS LOOKING TO IMPRESS YOU.

YOU IMPRESSED THE HELL OUT OF ME.

I MADE A MISTAKE.

I'M TELLING YOU WHAT'S ON MY MIND.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE KILLINGS, TOMMY?

BELIEVE ME.

IF WE KNEW SOMETHING, SO WOULD YOU.

THIS LOCO IS SCARING AWAY TRADE.

HE'S MAKING THE GIRLS CRAZY.

IT'S POSSIBLE THAT I LOST A CHICK MYSELF.

I MIGHT HAVE A CHICK WORKING FOR ME RIGHT NOW

BUT THIS LOCO CUT HER HEAD OFF.

HE KILLED ONE OF YOUR GIRLS?

POSSIBLY, YEAH.

BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM.

MAN, YOU CAN'T BE EVERY PLACE AT ONE TIME.

NO.

YOU'RE BUSTED FOR ASSAULTING A COP.

BUSTED.

THAT'S RIGHT, RODRIGUEZ.

WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF MY GIRLS?

ANYBODY BETTER THAN YOU.

SEE, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER TAKEN THE TREATMENT.

I AM SORRY, TOMMY, FORGIVE ME.

I'M TROLLING FOR A COMPLIMENT, HENRY.

UH... HOT BLOUSE, FAY.

JUST GET IT?

NO, I WAS WEARING THIS BLOUSE

THE FIRST TIME WE EVER WENT OUT, YOU JERK.

IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO TO TAKE A CHEAP SHOT, FAY.

ALICE, HEY, YOU ARE A SWEETHEART.

TAKE THIS FOR YOUR TROUBLE.

AND NO DAMAGE WHEN YOU BRING THIS BACK TO ME, OKAY?

- I COULD LOSE MY JOB. - HEY, TRUST ME ON IT, OKAY?

I'M GONNA TREAT THIS LIKE IT WAS MY OWN.

TRY TO DRESS BETTER WHEN YOU SAY THIS TO MY DAD.

I'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU, NEAL,

I DON'T CARE MUCH FOR EMERGENCY CALLS.

I PROMISE, IT'LL JUST TAKE A SECOND.

WHAT'S OUR PROBLEM?

NEAL HAD A CONCERN HE WANTED TO DISCUSS WITH YOU.

HE'S CONCERNED WITH ARNIE ESPOSITO.

MICK, MICK!

WHAT'S THE UGLIEST THING YOU EVER SAW?

OH!

OOH!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

IT'S FROM THAT MOVIE I'M DOING, "HACKSAWS FROM HELL."

OOH... WHAT'S IT FOR?

YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO PAY THEM OFF TOO?

NEAL, IF I TELL YOU I NEED $40 TWICE A MONTH...

DON'T LOOK IN THE BOX.

KEEP AWAY FROM THE BOX.

WHAT BOX?

THE OWNER'S GOT 6,000 T-BONES IN THAT BOX ON THE SHELF.

I, UH, BORROWED A DOZEN BEFORE.

YOU BETTER GO BACK AND GET SOME MORE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- I'M IN FOR SOME STEAK TOO. - HEY, COME ON, TABER.

OTHERWISE THE OWNER MIGHT FIND OUT.

YEAH, YEAH.

IF YOU WANNA GIVE ME A DOUBLE-SAWBUCK,

THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR CONSCIENCE.

- I'D LIKE TO DO IT. - THIS IS UP TO YOU.

OKAY...

BINGO, LOOK AT THIS.

POP HIM WHEN THEY COME OUT.

WHERE ARE YOU GONNA BE?

IN THE FREEZER.

OH, YEAH?

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, LaRUE?

LOSE THAT SHINE PARTNER OF YOURS, YOU COULD BE A CITIZEN.

GOTCHA.

MICK, WE'RE GONNA BUST HIM.

PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS, NEAL.

YEAH.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, DOG BREATH.

WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE KIDDING, BUTT FACE?

GRAB THE COUNTER.

WE'RE POLICE OFFICERS, MR. MEYERS.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR SOLICITATION AND ACCEPTANCE OF A BRIBE.

- YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN... - I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

- YOU SET ME UP. - THEY HAD ME... THREE COUNTS OF RECEIVING.

YOU PEOPLE OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

SHUT UP!

- TAKE HIM TO THE STATION, MICK. - LET'S GO.

I GOTTA GO TOO?

MOVE!

WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S GOING ON?

STICK IT IN YOUR EAR, MEL.

YOU WANT STEAKS, YOU STEAL 'EM YOURSELF.

WHERE YOU GOING, MEL?

I FORGOT SOMETHING.

HEY, GO AHEAD, MICK.

WE'LL LOCK UP HERE, BE ALONG IN A FEW.

WHAT'D YOU DO, J.D.?

A LITTLE PAYBACK FOR MELSKI.

I GOT A RUBBER HEAD FROM THAT PROP GIRL ON THAT MOVIE SET.

I JUST PLANTED IT IN THERE.

I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE THE EXPRESSION ON THIS JERK'S FACE.

ALL RIGHT.

MEL'S A LITTLE LATE FOR HIS CUE.

- J.D. - WHAT?

IS THAT A HAND?

OH, NO, OH, NO.

OH, MAN, HEART ATTACK.

STROKE, SOMETHING.

I'LL CALL AN AMBULANCE.

CALL TWO.

DETECTIVE TABER HAD A HEART ATTACK?

UH, I HEARD HE WAS SICK, CAPTAIN.

I HAD ALREADY LEFT.

I'M SIMON MEYERS, CAPTAIN.

A VERY SMALL FROG IN A VERY LARGE AND DIRTY POND.

SAVE IT, MEYERS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'VE BEEN SINGLED OUT

FOR THIS KIND OF TREATMENT.

- MUST BE YOUR LUCKY DAY. - SIT!

PHONE CALL, SARGE, IT'S URGENT.

JABLONSKI.

WHERE?

OKAY.

STAY PUT, SEAL IT OFF.

CAPTAIN, COZIKE AND FRAME ANSWERED A COMPLAINT.

THEY FOUND TWO BODIES IN A BASEMENT NEAR LINCOLN.

TORSOS, SAME M.O.

- ANY CHANCE FOR AN I.D.? - NO.

LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE BEEN THERE A LONG TIME.

THAT MUCH DECOMPOSITION, THEY USUALLY WORK OFF DENTAL RECORDS.

OKAY, KEEP ME POSTED.

- NATALIE. - YEAH.

GO THROUGH DISPATCH.

WE WANT DETECTIVES F.I.D. AT THAT ADDRESS.

RIGHT.

CAPTAIN!

YOU COUNTERMANDED MY ORDERS?

- CHIEF... - DON'T CHIEF ME.

WARREN BRISCOE WAS JUST AT THE UNDERCOVER

AND SAID MAYO IS BACK ON DUTY!

IF WE'RE GONNA DO THE LAUNDRY IN PUBLIC AGAIN,

THEN WE'RE GONNA DO ALL OF IT.

STARTING WITH THE DATE LAST NIGHT.

WHAT'S THAT LITTLE TRAMP SAYING I DID?

DETECTIVE MAYO IS SAYING THAT AFTER REPEATED

AND INSISTENT INVITATIONS,

YOU TOOK HER TO DINNER LAST NIGHT.

THAT YOU HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK,

TRIED TO GET HER ON A SENSITIVITY WEEKEND

WITH YOU AT CAMP HYPERION.

THEN TOOK HER HOME AND PAWED AT HER CLOTHES

WHILE PROPOSITIONING HER.

THAT'S AMAZING.

- THAT'S LUDICROUS. - IS IT TRUE?

"A," IT'S A TOTAL DISTORTION.

"B," WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MAYO

REFUSING A DIRECT COMMAND THIS MORNING.

AS A WITNESS, I'D HAVE TO TESTIFY

THAT MAYO'S RESPONSE TO YOUR ORDER WAS AMBIGUOUS.

SHE REFUSED IT!

SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T THINK THE OPERATION WAS SAFE.

YOU SUSPENDED HER BEFORE SHE HAD A CHANCE TO REFUSE.

IF YOU'RE CHOOSING UP WITH MAYO IN THIS LITTLE DONNYBROOK,

CAPTAIN, I CAN PROMISE YOU YOU'RE GONNA LAND ON YOUR FANNY.

I DON'T WANNA CHOSE SIDES.

I WANT YOU TO REALIZE THAT MAYO MAY HAVE GROUNDS

FOR HARASSMENT CHARGES.

- THEY'D NEVER STAND UP. - MAYBE NOT.

THE POINT IS, SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANNA BRING THEM.

ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS BE A COP...

IF YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR WOUNDED VANITY ENOUGH TO LET HER.

OH, GOD, IT'S TRUE.

I WAS TRYING TO SEXUALLY INTIMIDATE

AN ATTRACTIVE SUBORDINATE.

AND SHE REFUSED MY SHODDY ADVANCES.

I WAS SO HUMILIATED I WANTED TO HURT HER.

WE ALL HAVE TO GRAPPLE WITH OUR IMPULSES, CHIEF.

BUT I WOULDN'T COMPLICATE THINGS BY BRING CHARGES.

I HAD FANTASIES ABOUT HER,

SLAMMING THE DOOR ON ME AND CALLING

SOME YOUNG STUD BOYFRIEND, SHARING A LAUGH

ABOUT OLD FLETCH, THE LETCH.

I GATHER YOU'D BE WILLING TO...

OH, GOD.

THIS SEPARATION'S KILLING ME.

I'VE BEEN THERE, CHIEF.

MOST OF US HAVE.

IT HURTS, BUT IT'S NOT FATAL.

WE LEARN FROM IT.

WE GROW, I HOPE.

IT'S OKAY.

YOU'RE OKAY.

I'LL TALK TO THE YOUNG WOMAN.

I'LL MAKE IT RIGHT.

YOU'RE PROTECTING ME FROM CRUEL AND VENAL IMPULSES, FRANK.

YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.

BLESS YOU, FRANK.

BLESS YOU TOO, RAY.

DR. BRUNETTE, SURGERY ONE, STAT.

I AM NOT GONNA PRAY THE MAN DIES, NEAL.

I'M NOT GONNA HOPE HE DIES

EVEN IF MY ONLY CHANCE TO STAY ON THE FORCE

IS IF THAT RAT CROAKS WITHOUT REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS

AND TO SAY WHAT IT IS I DID.

I'M GONNA TAKE THE HEAT, J.D.

- I'M GONNA SAY I DID IT. - NO WAY.

MY JACKET'S GOT ROOM, BABY.

I DON'T THINK YOURS CAN TAKE THE WEIGHT.

ONE TIME.

ONE TIME, IF IT'S THE LORD'S WILL, LET HIM GO.

DOCTOR, HOW'S DETECTIVE TABER DOING?

YOU WILL BE GLAD TO KNOW IT WAS A MILD INFARCTION.

HE OUGHT TO BE JUST FINE.

OH... GOOD.

- HI, FELLAS. - MEL...

HOW YOU FEELING?

THEY SAY IT WAS A MILD ONE.

THEY THINK I'M GONNA DO OKAY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO START TELLING YOU HOW SORRY I AM, MEL.

LISTEN, I'M GRATEFUL FOR WHAT YOU DID.

UH-HUH.

GETTING ME RIGHT IN, GETTING ME LOOKED AT.

DOCTOR SAID THAT WAS CRUCIAL.

WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WENT BACK TO THE FREEZER.

WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE, NEAL?

I'M DAMNED IF I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

I WENT BACK THERE, I'M LOOKING FOR THE BOX.

AND I... I GET LIKE A FIST IN MY CHEST.

THANK GOODNESS.

MEL SEEMS TO HAVE COME THROUGH THIS UNSCATHED, NEAL.

WHY DON'T WE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

AND LET THIS MAN CATCH HIS STRENGTH.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M LYING HERE THINKING?

SOMEBODY WANTS ME TO TURN OVER A NEW LEAF.

YEAH, WELL, UH...

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PROGRAM, MEL.

SEE YA.

TURN OVER A NEW LEAF?

HUH, GUY NEEDS TO REPLANT HIS WHOLE FOREST.

UNBELIEVABLE, HE NEVER EVEN SAW THE HEAD.

NOW I WISH I'D HIT THE SUCKER.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH THIS?

YOU KNOW WHO'S PERFECT FOR THIS?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE HEAD.

COFFEY'S PERFECT, HE FREAKS WITH THIS STUFF.

J.D., YOU JUST DODGED A HOWITZER.

I'VE GOT A PERFECTLY GOOD HEAD HERE, NEAL.

I'M NOT JUST GONNA GIVE IT BACK.

IT'S AN UNFIRED SHOT.

BOBBY, I'D SWEAR THIS IS THE FIRST UNIT

I DROVE WHEN I COME ON THIS FORCE.

IT CAN'T BE, THEY RETIRE THESE UNITS EVERY...

- RADIO'S BROKE. - EVERY THREE YEARS.

DO YOU SMELL BURNING ODOR OR SOMETHING, WHAT IS THAT?

BURNING OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

ALL RIGHT, ANGELA, I GOT YOU IN SIGHT.

ROGER, LIEUTENANT.

EXCUSE ME, CUSTOMER.

NICE VAN.

WHAT COLOR BLUE IS THIS?

ROYAL BLUE, COME ON FOR A DRIVE.

CALL YOU ANGEL?

YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR ANGEL.

- PLEASE... - JUST SHUT UP!

ALL UNITS CODE TEN.

39, DECAP SUSPECT IN BLUE VAN.

GRAND AND WEAVER, CODE TEN, 3-9.

LET'S GO.

POLICE! YOU'RE COMPLETELY SURROUNDED!

COME ON OUT WITH YOUR HANDS HIGH AND EMPTY.

HEY, I'M NOT THE GUY YOU'RE THINKING OF.

I WAS JUST JOKING WITH THIS WOMAN, THAT'S ALL.

THAT'S GOOD, GET OUT OF THERE, AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.

OR MAYBE I DID CUT HER THROAT.

THAT WOMAN'S A COP.

YOU GOT NO CHANCE OF GETTING OUT OF HERE.

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN!

SHE'S DISGUISED AS A WHORE

BUT UNDER THE DISGUISE SHE REALLY IS A WHORE!

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

COME ON, LET'S GO!

I HAVEN'T GOT ANY BRAKES!

HOLD ON, I HAVEN'T GOT ANY BRAKES!

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU

IN A COURT OF LAW.

I CAN'T HELP IT, I CAN'T HELP IT, I CAN'T HELP IT.

UH... YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO HAVE THAT ATTORNEY

PRESENT DURING QUESTIONING.

- BACK, PEOPLE, COME ON. - WHAT'S HIS NAME?

- COME ON, GET BACK! - IS HE A DECAP SUSPECT?

IS HE A SUSPECT IN THE DECAP KILLINGS?

DID HE CONFESS?

SAYS HE WANTS TO TALK TO US, SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT A LAWYER.

GOTTA BE THE GUY, FRANK.

COULDN'T BE TWO GUYS THAT CRAZY ON THE STREET.

THE DECAP SUSPECT?

THAT'S REALLY NOT MY PROBLEM.

GOT GOOD MIRANDA.

SAYS HE WANTS TO TALK TO US, SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT A LAWYER.

I PREFER HE HAVE COUNSEL, FRANK.

WE DON'T WANNA LOSE A CONFESSION.

GET HIM UP TO P.D.M. AND LET'S INTERROGATE HIM.

JOYCE, LET'S NOT BE TOO FASTIDIOUS.

IF THE GUY WANTS TO TALK, I WANNA HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY.

SERGEANT, CAUTION THE PRESS ON DISCLOSURE OF THE OPERATION

'TIL WE SEE IF THIS IS THE GUY.

WILL DO, SIR.

A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME, DETECTIVE?

IN PRIVATE?

DID YOU TALK TO CAPT. FURILLO?

YES, I DID.

THIS WAY.

AFTER FURTHER CONSIDERATION,

I DECIDED I OVERREACTED THIS MORNING.

I DON'T CONDONE YOUR QUESTIONING YOUR ASSIGNMENT.

BUT CAPT. FURILLO HAS PERSUADED ME

THE MATTER WAS BEING HANDLED INTERNALLY.

AT ANY RATE, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

YOU CALLED ME A COWARD.

I APPLAUDED BATES' BRAVERY.

YOU CALLED ME A COWARD, CHIEF, AND I'M NOT.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT.

I APOLOGIZE.

OKAY.

THIS DAMN SEX BUSINESS BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN...

REALLY MUCKS THINGS UP, DOESN'T IT?

IT CAN.

YOU'RE A DAMN GOOD DETECTIVE... DETECTIVE.

I MEAN THAT.

THANK YOU.

AND A DAMN SEXY ONE, TOO.

FLETCHER, CEASE.

I WANT IT ON RECORD THAT I'D RECOMMENDED

AGAINST MR. MORRIS TALKING TO YOU.

IT'S ALSO ON RECORD

THAT MR. MORRIS HAS BEEN FULLY ADVISED.

YOU'RE SPEAKING TO US OF YOUR OWN CHOICE,

MR. MORRIS, IS THAT CORRECT?

IS THE HEN PARTY OVER NOW?

PLEASE ANSWER THE QUESTION.

YES, I'M TALKING TO YOU FREELY.

YOU'RE TALKING OF YOUR OWN FREE WILL?

YES.

- DO YOU WANT THIS OR NOT? - YES, WE DO.

THERE ARE SEVEN MURDERS WE BELIEVE

WERE COMMITTED BY THE SAME PERSON.

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

HERE'S SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING.

WE FOUND SEVEN WOMEN MURDERED

IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE A SIMILAR WAY.

UH-HUH.

DID YOU COMMIT THOSE MURDERS?

UH-HUH.

ALBERT DESJARDIN, HEAD OF DIVISION ACCOUNTING,

HERE TO SEE CAPT. FURILLO.

I'LL LET HIM KNOW YOU'RE HERE.

ARE YOU MR. "DEE-JARDIN"?

- DESJARDIN, CORRECT. - DIVISION OF ACCOUNTING?

UH, THAT IS CORRECT, OFFICER.

UH, SIR, MR. DESJARDIN,

I WONDER IF I CAN ASK YOU SOMETHING FOR A MINUTE, SIR.

UH... I WAS WONDERING, UH,

IF YOU AT DIVISION CAN BE SO STICKY

ABOUT HOLDING OFFICERS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONDITION

OF THEIR VEHICLES WHEN THEY COME BACK,

I WONDER IF YOU'RE GONNA BE SUCH STICKLERS

ABOUT HOW THEY ARE WHEN THEY GO OUT?

OFFICER, I HAVEN'T A CLUE TO WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

WELL, SIR, WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS ME AND MY PARTNER,

OFFICER HILL, WHO'S STANDING BEHIND YOU HERE, SIR.

WELL, WE GOT A REPLACEMENT VEHICLE FROM THE MOTOR POOL,

AND IT BRAKED ABOUT AS GOOD AS MY AUNT ELVIRA.

WHICH MEANS IT DIDN'T HAVE NO BRAKES AT ALL.

WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE, OFFICER,

IS A COMPENSATION CLAIM.

TOTALLY DIFFERENT DEPARTMENT.

ALBERT, DESJARDIN, CAPT. FURILLO.

FINISH UP.

I'M JUST ASKING THIS GENTLEMEN, SIR, WHY IT IS

DIVISION OF ACCOUNTING SPEND SO MUCH TIME

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO NICKEL AND DIME

OFFICERS IN THE FIELD.

NO QUARREL FROM THIS CORNER, ANDY.

YOU SEE, WE PUT OUR LIVES ON THE LINE EVERY DAY, MR. DESJARDIN.

EVERY DAY.

WELL, DIVISION APPRECIATES THE JOB YOU MEN ARE DOING.

AND MANY, MANY THANKS TODAY FOR THIS INPUT, HM?

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- THANK YOU, SIR. - THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.

SIR!

THIS HAS NOT BEEN A GREAT DAY

IN THE LIFE OF ALBERT DESJARDIN, CAPTAIN.

WELL, THANKS FOR GETTING BACK SO PROMPTLY.

UM... IT WON'T COME AS A SHOCK IF I TELL YOU

YOURS WAS NOT THE ONLY COMPLAINT WE HAD THIS MORNING.

I'VE BEEN ON A ROAD SHOW ALL DAY TO THE PRECINCTS.

NOW, SIR, WE DON'T ASK THAT YOU FALL IN LOVE

WITH THE NEW PHONE POLICY.

WE JUST ASK THAT YOU TRY TO UNDERSTAND.

LET ME TRY TO SAVE YOU A LITTLE TIME HERE, MR. DESJARDIN.

I JUST WANNA SHOW YOU THE RESULTS OF OUR STUDY

OF THE RATIO BETWEEN PERSONAL TO PRIVATE CALLS

ON THE PRECINCT PHONES.

AND I'M TELLING YOU, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR STUDIES AND SHOVE THEM

BACK IN YOUR BRIEFCASE.

COP HAS A RIGHT TO COME OFF HIS SHIFT

AND CALL HOME TO SAY HE'S GONNA BE LATE FOR DINNER.

OH, OF COURSE HE DOES, SIR.

WE'RE NOT EXPECTING ANYTHING LIKE FULL COMPLIANCE.

WHAT THIS DIRECTIVE DOES IS IT LETS THE MEN KNOW

THAT ACCOUNTING'S OUT THERE.

PUTS THE FEAR OF GOD IN THEM,

LIKE OUR PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY DIRECTIVE ON DAMAGED CARS.

KEEPS THE MEN ON THEIR TOES.

MR. DESJARDIN, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

THE DIRECTIVES DON'T EXIST.

OH, NOW YOU CAN TEAR UP ALL THE STUDIES YOU LIKE,

BUT IT WILL NOT MAKE THE DIRECTIVES GO AWAY.

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, YOU DON'T EXIST.

WELL, THAT'S VERY CONSTRUCTIVE, SIR.

YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE MAKING A PERSONAL PHONE CALL.

OVERSEAS OPERATOR, PLEASE.

THERE'S NOTHING IN THE DIRECTIVE THAT SAYS

YOU CAN'T MAKE A PERSONAL PHONE CALL, CAPTAIN.

UH, TURIN, ITALY.

ONLY THING DIRECTIVE SAYS IS THAT

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY US BACK.

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO COLLECT.

UH-HUH, YEAH, UM, 0-8-8-4-4-7-3.

PERSON-TO-PERSON?

UM, THAT'S MORE EXPENSIVE, ISN'T IT?

GOOD, OKAY, YEAH, THEN LET'S MAKE IT PERSON-TO-PERSON.

TOMMASO FELTRINELLI.

UH-HUH, YEAH.

FROM FRANCIS FURILLO.

GEE, I HAVEN'T TALKED TO MY UNCLE TOMMASO IN...

MUST BE OVER A YEAR NOW.

YOU'LL FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T STAY AROUND

FOR THE REST OF THIS PETULANT DRAMA, CAPTAIN.

UH, OPERATOR... UH, LISTEN.

I'D LIKE TO CANCEL... HELLO?

ZIO.

UH, SI.

NO, STOY BENE.

MICK, MICK, I'M AFRAID I AM THE BEARER

OF A TEMPORARY EVICTION NOTICE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

I HAVE DECIDED TO DRIVE PEGASUS

UP TO THE LAKE REGION THIS WEEKEND.

OKAY.

WELL... YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME

TO OCCUPY SUNDAY NIGHT.

ACTUALLY, I THINK I'LL LOOK FOR ANOTHER PLACE

TO LIVE THIS WEEKEND, LIEUTENANT.

I HOPE THE SHORT NOTICE DOESN'T GIVE OFFENSE, MICK, I MEAN...

THE TRAVEL NOTION JUST CAME OVER ME THIS MORNING.

IT'S NO PROBLEM.

GOT HIS GAME FACE ON, HUH, LIEUTENANT?

EXCUSE ME?

MICK'S GOT HIS GAME FACE ON FOR THE BOWLING LEAGUE TONIGHT.

YOU GONNA COME OUT AND WATCH US?

OH, NO, NO, I THINK I'LL... I'LL PASS, SERGEANT.

BUT I'LL BE WITH YOU IN SPIRIT.

ATTA BOY.

ACTUALLY, I THINK I MAY PASS ON THE BOWLING MYSELF, SARGE.

THE HELL YOU SAY.

MICK... IT DON'T TAKE A GENIUS

TO SEE THAT YOU GOT THE BIRTHDAY BLAHS.

EVEN IF YOU HADN'T IXNAYED MY ANNOUNCING

AT ROLL CALL THIS MORNING.

I JUST THINK I'D LIKE TO SPEND

A QUIET NIGHT AT HOME IN MY TRAILER, THAT'S ALL.

MALARKEY.

LISTEN, MICK.

DIDN'T WE HAVE A GOOD TIME THE OTHER NIGHT

WHEN I NEARLY HAD TO SHANGHAI YOU.

WE WENT OUT, WE HAD THAT NICE POLISH DUCK.

YEAH, THAT WAS FUN.

ALL RIGHT, THEN, YOU LISTEN TO DR. JABLONSKI.

WE'LL BOWL.

AND THEN AFTERWARDS, WE MIGHT GO TO MULLIGANS.

HAVE A FEW BREWS.

WHICH SHALL BE FREE AND GRATIS

TO A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL ON ACCOUNT OF WHAT DAY IT IS.

I'M 37 YEARS OLD AND I'M ALONE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT LYING DOWN?

GOOD FOR YOU.

CAPTAIN, I'VE GOT IT ALL STRAIGHTENED OUT WITH CHIEF DANIELS.

- GOOD. - THANK YOU.

NO NEED FOR THANKS.

AND THANK YOU FOR THIS MORNING, TOO.

NOT TRYING TO TALK ME OUT OF MY FEAR.

BEING THE KIND OF MAN YOU ARE.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN.

I HAD MY BRACES TAKEN OFF TODAY.

AND I THINK I LOOK VERY GOOD.

IN FACT, I THINK MY SMILE IS VERY MUCH BETTER.

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

HEY, PATS.

LISTEN, I HEAR YOU NAILED THAT KILLER TODAY.

IS THAT RIGHT, YOU WERE IN ON THAT?

YEAH, WE GOT HIM.

OH, GOOD GOING, YOU MUST FEEL TERRIFIC.

BEEN A LONG DAY.

LISTEN, PATS, I NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO ASK YOU,

HOW WAS YOUR DATE WITH THE CHIEF?

WELL...

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT SOMETIME.

WHENEVER.

YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

I MISSED YOU TODAY, HARRY.

THANKS.

BIG, STRONG GUY LIKE YOU... NOW WHO'D HAVE FIGURED?

HEY, LOOK, J.D., I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MY MASCULINITY

OFF THE WEIGHT OF MY BOWLING BALL.

14-1/2 POUND BALL.

HEY, YOU GET MORE LIFT AND BETTER MIX WITH THE PINS.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, LET ME SEE YOUR BALL.

WHY DON'T YOU GO ALL THE WAY, J.D.

AND TRY IT AT THE BOWLING ALLEY TONIGHT.

'CAUSE I AIN'T BOWLING TONIGHT IS WHY, WISE GUY.

HEY, IF IT'S A BIG THING, FORGET IT, NEVER MIND.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

IF YOU EVER TRIED THIS, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

ALL RIGHT, LET ME SEE.

JEEZ!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

WHAT'D YOU DO, J.D.?

YOU PUT THIS IN WHILE I WAS SHAVING, DIDN'T YOU?

YOU THINK THAT'S REAL FUNNY, DON'T YOU?

STUPID JERK!

HEY, TAKE IT EASY, JOE.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM, COFFEY?

YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM, LaRUE.

- OKAY, JOE, TAKE IT EASY, MAN. - WAY TO TAKE A JOKE, FELLA.

OH, YEAH.

YEAH, HOW 'BOUT THIS, J.D.?

YOU THINK THIS IS A MILLION LAUGHS?

YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, LaRUE?

WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

COME ON, JOE, PUT THE PIECE AWAY NOW, MAN.

HEY, YOU STAY OUT OF THIS.

THIS GUY MAKES ME SICK.

YOU'RE GONNA GIVE SOMEBODY A HEART ATTACK LaRUE.

HEY, COME ON, DON'T DO IT, JOE.

NEAL!

NEAL...

NEAL, ARE YOU OKAY?

I GOTTA GET AN AMBULANCE.

GOD, NEAL, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

WHAT?

I CAUGHT YOU WITH YOUR...

♪ BACKFIELD IN MOTION ♪

♪ GONNA HAVE TO PENALIZE YOU ♪

♪ WHOO ♪

♪ BACKFIELD IN MOTION BABY ♪

♪ YOU KNOW THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES ♪♪

OKAY, ALL OF YOUSE...

I'LL TELL YOU WHY THIS AIN'T FUNNY.

WHY THIS IS NOT THE SAME THING.

TELL US ABOUT IT, BABE.

IT'S NOT THE SAME BECAUSE OF...

THE SPIRIT IT WAS INTENDED IN!

OH YEAH, YEAH, LAUGH... I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.

I WOULDN'T EXPECT ANY OF YOU TO GET IT!

JERK!

THE MAN WAS HAD!

HEY, THE CHORUS DEFINITELY NEEDS WORK.

GET OUT OF HERE.

IT ALL DEPENDS WHOSE OX GETS GORED.

WHEN DANIELS WAS BULLYING PATSY MAYO THIS MORNING

I SAID TO MYSELF,

"I NEVER WANNA HAVE AN EGO THAT FRAGILE."

FOUR HOURS LATER, I'M RANTING AND RAVING

AND MAKING A TOTALLY POINTLESS CALL TO TURIN, ITALY,

TRYING TO PUT SOME EMOTIONAL DISTANCE BETWEEN ME AND THIS

URIAH HEEP FROM DIVISION OF ACCOUNTING.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE SPOUSAL SUPPORT HERE?

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE, "THERE'S A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, FRANK"?

THERE'S A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, FRANK.

MORE FEELING.

THERE IS.

YOU WEREN'T MAKING CHEAP PASSES AT ANYONE.

BOY, I DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE DANIELS 15 YEARS FROM NOW,

- I'LL TELL YOU THAT. - NO CHANCE.

THAT'S NOT TO SAY I DON'T WANNA BE MAKING PASSES.

LET'S GO HOME, FRANK.

MAYBE I CAN GIVE YOUR EGO A BOOST.

LIEUTENANT, IS THAT YOU?

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR MICHAEL ♪

♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ♪♪

HOW'D YOU GET IN?

I PICKED THE LOCK.

WHY?

I MISS YOU.

I... I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.

WHAT ABOUT THAT OTHER GUY?

I MAY NOT HAVE GOTTEN EVERYTHING I NEEDED FROM HIM, MICK.

BUT WITHOUT YOU I DON'T HAVE ANY OF IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO GO? - NO.

LOOK...

EVER SINCE YOU...

EVER SINCE WE DECIDED TO STOP SEEING EACH OTHER,

IT'S ALL BEEN WRONG.

I KNOW I'M NOT AN EASY PERSON.

BUT IF MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME ANOTHER...

SHH...

JUST MAKE A WISH AND BLOW OUT THE CANDLE.

♪♪

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