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ON BEHALF OF OUR DEDICATED ASSOCIATES

ANTHONY AND PHILLIP BARLETTA,

LONG LIVE THE MONARCH.

HE'S BEEN HIT!

I GOT THE GUN!

SPRINGER WAS HIRED TO KILL THE MAYOR

BY AN EX COP WHO CALLED HIMSELF FRED.

- KRAMER'S BEEN SHOT! - FRANK, AM I AS RISK?

THERE'S NO WAY FOR THEM TO KNOW HE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH SPRINGER.

WE HAVE YOUR SUITCASE, WE HAVE YOUR WEAPON

AND WE HAVE YOU.

- YOU GOING TO LAS VEGAS TONIGHT? - YEP.

I GOTTA TELL YA, I'M NOT THAT CRAZY ABOUT IT.

WELL, IT'S GOTTA BE FROM LEO.

- OH, HE'S LIKE A NEW MAN. - THANK YOU.

WE GOTTA PROBLEM HERE.

YOU'RE PLAYIN' WITH STOLEN MONEY.

I GOT THIS JUDGE TO SIGN SOME PAPERS TO MAKE ME YOUR GUARDIAN.

ITEM THREE, THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE.

THIS'LL BE DOWNTOWN OUT OF THE DIVISION COMMAND POST.

UH, CHECK THE BOARD FOR YOUR ASSIGNMENTS.

FROM WHAT I'M TOLD, THE MAYOR IS GONNA BE MARCHING

IN THE PARADE TODAY.

WHICH CONSIDERING HE WAS SHOT AT JUST YESTERDAY,

THAT, UH, THIS INDIVIDUAL SHOWS ME SOMETHING.

BUT REGARDING THE ONGOING INVESTIGATION OF THAT INCIDENT,

THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE IN ON IT, UH, YOU KNOW THE SCORE.

UM, THE DIVISION HAS ASKED FOR A PRESS BLACKOUT.

OKAY?

OKAY!

ITEM FOUR, ON ACCOUNT OF A HOLIDAY,

S.I.D. IS EMERGENCY ONLY.

UH, VICTIMS AID IS CLOSED FOR THE LONG WEEKEND.

UH, MRS. FURILLO ASKED ME TO READ THE FOLLOWING:

OFFICERS SHOULD INFORM ANY DETAINEES

WHO ARE BEING RELEASED TODAY

THAT THEY CAN GET A FREE THANKSGIVING DINNER

AT ANY OF THE "FRIENDS OF AMERICA" MISSIONS.

THE NEAREST ONE TO THIS PRECINCT IS 1-2-7-8 JEROME.

ITEM FIVE...

UH...

THIS IS A PERSONAL MATTER.

NOW FOR THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS AS MANY OF YOU KNOW,

I'VE BEEN RECEIVING TELEPHONE COMMUNICATIONS

FROM A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL WHO,

WHO MAYBE'S A LITTLE DISTURBED.

NOW THIS MATTER IS BETWEEN MYSELF

AND THE PARTY IN QUESTION, NOBODY ELSE'S.

NOW TODAY I COME IN AND I FIND THAT

SOMEBODY'S BEEN LEAVIN' MESSAGES

OR CALLING THE FRONT DESK WITH SOME FILTHY STUFF

WHICH EVEN THIS INDIVIDUAL IN HER LOWEST MOMENT

WOULD NOT STOOP TO.

I DON'T KNOW WHO'S BEEN DOING IT, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW

THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS SITUATION.

I FIND OUT WHO'S BEHIND IT, WE'RE GONNA GO AT IT.

I DON'T CARE WHO. I DON'T CARE WHERE.

THAT'S IT!

ITEM SIX...

HERE'S HOPIN' YOU AND YOURS HAVE A HAPPY AND A SAFE HOLIDAY.

THAT'LL DO IT.

LET'S GET OUT THERE.

LET'S DO IT TO THEM BEFORE THEY DO IT TO US.

I HOPE YOU PLAN ON BEING THERE EXACTLY AT 5:00 BECAUSE

DARYL ANN HAS GOT THIS DAY WORKED OUT.

I NEED AN AIRLINE SCHEDULE.

THIS FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO IS WATCH THE LIONS/PACKERS,

THEN WE'RE GONNA EAT OURSELVES INTO A TURKEY TOPER,

AND THEN PUT THE BABY TO BED JUST IN TIME

TO WATCH THE RERUN OF "THE OZZIE'S GO TO PLYMOUTH."

SHE LOVES THE OZZIE FAMILY.

I LIKE 'EM. IT'S MY HOUSE.

FRANK?

- HAPPY THANKSGIVING, HENRY. - UH, THANKS.

LISTEN.

JERRY FUCHS DIED ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

HOSPITAL JUST CALLED.

CORONARY.

NOT TO SQUELCH AN APPROPRIATE PERIOD OF GRIEVING,

BUT HE WAS OUR BEST WITNESS IN THE CLEVELAND CASE.

WELL, THE CHIEF'S COMING IN AROUND 10:00.

WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT.

I MEAN, I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T PUT THE WEIGHT BACK ON JOYCE.

IT SHOULDN'T. IT WON'T.

- SARGE! - WHAT?

JUST GOT ANOTHER CALL FOR YOU.

WHAT IS THIS, THEY DON'T LEAVE A NAME AND ALL THEY SAY IS,

- "HA-HA-HA-"? - NO, THE MESSAGE WAS,

"HAH... HAH... HAH."

WE HAVE A 9-11.

ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS,

C-SURPLUS STORE CORNER OF PEOPLE'S DRIVE AND 124TH STREET.

♪♪

THAT MORON. THAT CREEP.

THAT HANGDOG SHUFFLING LITTLE MEDIOCRITY.

- CHIEF? - FUCHS.

JERRY FUCHS.

- NOW HE'S CROAKED? - SEEMS SO.

ONE TIME IN HIS LIFE HE DOES SOMETHING WITH SOME GUTS.

THE DAY HE MURDERED TERRY SPRINGER?

UNTIL HE STEPPED IN A JACKPOT.

AT LEAST HE COULD'VE STAYED ALIVE

LONG ENOUGH TO TESTIFY, GIVE A DEPOSITION,

SOME DAMN THING.

- WELL, WHERE DO WE STAND? - ON THE BARLETTA'S?

WITHOUT FUCHS I'D SAY OUR BEST BET IS BIFF LOWE.

DO WE HAVE ANYTHING TO TURN HIM?

WE COULD SAY FUCHS IMPLICATED HIM.

HE'S SCARED. I KNOW THAT.

HE HAS A STOCKBROKER FOR A LAWYER.

DO IT.

MAYO, GARIBALDI.

LET'S GET THOMAS LOWE IN HERE FOR QUESTIONING.

THE BIFFER. LET'S GO.

CAPTAIN?

SY BECKMAN, BECKMAN UNIVERSAL TRAVEL.

MR. BECKMAN.

UH, YOUR DETECTIVE'S LARUE AND WASHINGTON.

YOUR COVERED TICKETS GOT STOLEN FROM OUR AGENCY A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.

- I'M GLAD THEY COULD HELP. - SO WAS I.

I WAS SO GLAD I GAVE 'EM A DEAL ON SOME AIRFARES,

WHICH DETECTIVE LARUE SHOWED HIS GRATITUDE

BY PAYING ME OFF ON THE FIRESTONE LAYAWAY.

- HE BOUNCED A CHECK? - SIX ROUND TRIPS TO LAS VEGAS.

I'M SURE IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL.

OH, OVERSIGHTS HAPPEN, CAPTAIN,

BUT YOU PAYOFF BECKMAN WITH OVERDRAWN PAPER,

BECKMAN PULLS A RETURN ON YOUR TICKET.

WELL, IF YOUR GUYS FIND ANOTHER WAY BACK,

ASK DETECTIVE LARUE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME.

I'LL HAVE HIM CALL YOU FIRST THING.

OUR SICK COPS WERE CONVALESCING IN LAS VEGAS.

IS THAT SO?

GET A MESSAGE TO THEM THROUGH MICK.

TELL 'EM I WANT TO SEE 'EM AS SOON AS THEY LAND.

WILL DO. VEGAS, HUH?

THERE'S ONE BUG I NEVER CAUGHT.

- JUST TRY TO REACH MICK, HUH? - WILL DO.

CAPTAIN, THIS HORVATH WOMAN, SHE'S NOT LETTIN' UP.

HAVE YOU BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO DIVISION?

- I HAVE A CALL IN. - I APPRECIATE IT.

DON'T WANNA BOTHER YOU.

UH, ROMUNDO,

WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ROOM IN YOUR TRAVEL BAG

- FOR MY SLIPPERS? - I'M AFRAID NOT, HOWARD.

GOOD MORNING, MICK.

WHERE THE HELL'S ALL THE TOWELS?

'MORING, JOSEPH.

LIEUTENANT.

GOOD MORNING, JOE.

CAN I TALK TO YOU A SECOND, MICK?

WE GOT NOTHIN' TO TALK ABOUT.

WHY DON'T WE WAIT FOR YOU DOWNSTAIRS.

I THOUGHT, UH, WE'D LEAVE FOR THE AIRPORT

ABOUT 0-800.

HEY, WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME?

COME ON, MICK, WE KNOW EACH OTHER A LONG TIME.

I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL.

HEY...

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU, SO PERFECT

THAT YOU NEVER WENT OVER THE DEEP END JUST A LITTLE BIT?

- I WAS NEVER A THIEF. - I'M NOT A THIEF!

I'M JUST SOMEBODY WHO WENT A LITTLE NUTS!

SOMEBODY WHO, WHO TAPPED OUT ALL OF HIS PLASTIC

AND DECIDED JUST TO TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ASKIN'!

AND SOMEBODY THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GONNA TAKE BUT,

BUT HE'S GONNA PAY YOU BACK IF IT KILLS HIM!

HONEST TO GOD, MICK, I'M SORRY.

WELL, AT LEAST IT'S NO FOOD OUT OF ANYBODY'S MOUTH.

MAYBE YOU'D BETTER GO PACK.

- HEY, HI YOU GUYS. - GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.

LIEUTENANT.

MYRNA?

MRS. SCHNITZ.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

NO, LIEUTENANT. I'M NOT ALL RIGHT.

I WAS LYING THROUGH MY TEETH YESTERDAY.

I'M BROKE.

MY BOYFRIEND TOOK A POWDER ON ME.

I'M SO HOMESICK I COULD BUST.

AND THEN I READ THIS SWEET GUYS LETTER.

I HAVE A LITTLE OVER $70.

I THOUGHT IF YOU COULD LOAN ME THE REST,

I'D FLY HOME WITH YOU.

WELL, UH, MYRNA,

I'M SORRY, BUT THE PICKLE INSTRUMENTS OF CHANCE

HAVE, UH...

WOULD $20 HELP?

I COULD WIRE YOU THE MONEY AS SOON AS I GET HOME.

YOU GUYS GOT YOUR ROOM KEYS?

- HELLO, MRS. SCHNITZ. - HI, MICK.

HERE YOU GO.

HEY, LISTEN, UH, WE MADE A COUPLE CALLS.

- SO YOU CAN PAY ME LATER. - HERE.

UH, BELKER, CHECKING OUT OF 3-0-6 FOR SEVEN.

THOSE ROOMS ARE COMPED, MR. BELKER.

I SHOW $3.20 FOR THE PHONE CALL.

I'LL HAVE YOUR RECEIPT IN JUST A SECOND.

FORGET IT.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH COFFEY?

UH, JOE JUST SOLD HIS PLANE TICKET TO MYRNA.

SAID HE'D CATCH A LATER FLIGHT.

WAS THAT OKAY?

UH, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT THE AIRPORT.

- NOW WE GOT A SHOOTER. - COME ON, SEVEN!

- YO, 11 A WINNER. - 11 IS GOOD ENOUGH.

THE 11 WILL DO.

ANOTHER WINNER. PAY THE LINE.

PLAY THE FIELD.

NOW WE GOT A SHOOTER, FOLKS.

STAY AWAY FROM ME, MICK.

COME ON OUT! SAME GOOD SHOOTER NOW.

ALL RIGHT, SHOOT THE 70.

GET GET 'EM, SIR.

COME ON, SEVEN!

THERE'S SIX TO PORT. WHO WANTS THE HARD WAY NOW?

ALL RIGHT, UH, GIVE ME ALL THE NUMBERS.

MICK, WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' HERE?

YOU'RE BOTHERIN' ME. GET LOST.

SEE, I GET THE FEELIN'

THAT IF YOU DON'T COME HOME WITH US,

I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA COME HOME.

SO,

I'M JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT FOR YOU.

ARE YOU SHOOTING, SIR?

COME ON, SIX!

THIS IS MR. LOWE. INTERROGATION.

COME ON.

THIS IS DEEP THROAT HERE IN DISGUISE TO PROTECT MYSELF

FROM THOSE EVIL BARLETTA BROTHERS.

I PROMISE YOU, YOU'RE NOT A WITNESS.

I HEARD ABOUT JERRY FUCHS.

CAPTAIN, THOMAS LOWE, INTERROGATION.

THAT'S UPDATE NOT YOU.

- SARGE? - HUH?

- ANOTHER MESSAGE. - BREATHIN'?

NO. SPEAKING.

SHE SAYS SHE'S COMING UP TO SEE YOU.

NO?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS.

CAPTAIN.

THIS HAD BETTER BE DAMN GOOD.

OF ALL THE CHEAP BOTTOM DRAWER THEATRICS

TO PULL ME OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY,

- MY MOTHER! - SAVE IT, BIFF.

ON THE SUBJECT OF ANTHONY AND PHILLIP BARLETTA

AND THE MONARCH REDEVELOPMENT,

I SAID ALL I HAD TO SAY YESTERDAY!

THEN LISTEN.

JERRY FUCHS DIED THIS MORNING BUT NOT BEFORE NAMING

YOU AND THE BARLETTA'S.

NAMING ME IN WHAT DAMN THING?

FOR THE ATTEMPTED MURDER OF MAJOR CLEVELAND

AND THE MURDER OF TERRY SPRINGER.

YOU'VE GOT BATS IN YOUR ATTIC, CAPTAIN.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO A JERRY FUCHS IS.

I NEVER MET THE GENTLEMAN.

- NO JOE KEENAN? - WHO?

YOU'RE APPALLING.

- BOOK HIM. - BOOK ME?

BOOK ME FOR WHAT?!

TO PUT ME IN A, IN A CITY JAIL RAMPANT WITH

RATS AND HOMOSEXUALITY?

HELP US AGAINST THE BARLETTA'S,

AND WE'LL GET YOU A BAIL YOU CAN MAKE.

OH, IS THAT HOW YOU COERCE

YOUR CONFESSIONS, CAPTAIN,

TO PUT A MAN AMONG HARDENED CRIMINALS TO BE RAPED?

THAT IS A CIVIL SUIT, CAPTAIN.

EVEN THE THREAT OF THAT IS A CIVIL SUIT.

CORRECTIONS ISN'T MY DEPARTMENT, COUNSELOR.

NOW, NOW...

WITH... WITHOUT ADMITTING ONE DAMN THING,

HOW COULD I, UH, UH,

DO MY CITIZEN'S DUTY?

WHERE A WIRE.

PROVIDE US WITH TAPED CONVERSATIONS IN WHICH THE BARLETTA'S CONFESS

TO THE PLOT AGAINST CLEVELAND.

- WE WANT FULL IMMUNITY. - TOO MUCH.

IMMUNITY FROM INCRIMINATION'S WHEN YOU WEAR THE WIRE.

- THAT'S IT. - PLUS THE BAIL.

A REASONABLE BAIL.

AND I WANT TIME TO EXPLAIN ALL THIS

TO MY FAMILY... TO MOMMY.

OH, THIS IS BLOODY AWFUL.

SET HIM UP, HARRY.

LET ME SEE.

NOW THERE'S GONNA BE DARYL ANN'S MAMA AND DADDY

AND HER AUNT AND UNCLE FROM CHESTERFIELD

AND THEIR TWO COUSINS...

WAIL TILL YOU EYEBALL SOME OF THESE PEOPLE.

WHEW, IT SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHT TO REMEMBER.

YEAH, THEY EVEN GONNA BRING OUT THEIR OLD UNCLE,

THE GUY WHO GOT SHELL-SHOCKED AT THE BATAAN DEATH MARCH.

DO YOU MEAN THE ONE THAT STANDS OUTSIDE

- PUSHING A RAKE? - YEAH.

ALL UNITS IN THE VICINITY OF DECKER AND 135TH,

MAN CREATING A DISTURBANCE MENACING A SCHOOL VEHICLE.

RESPOND.

22-02 IN RESPONSE.

HE STILL WALKS WITH A RAKE?

HE SHOT ARROWS AT OUR TIRES.

WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS?

WHAT IS THIS?!

- IS EVERYBODY OKAY? - I THINK SO.

HE'S RIGHT UP THE STREET.

LET'S GO.

22-02 IN PURSUIT OF AN INDIVIDUAL ON A MOTOR DRIVEN BIKE

NORTH ON 1-3-5.

HE'S WEARING A, AN INDIAN GETUP...

TURN LEFT HERE.

YI, YI, YI...

I HATE THIS HOLIDAY.

HEY, GET OFF THE BIKE!

GET OFF THE BIKE!

HE'S GOIN' THAT WAY. CUT ACROSS!

- CUT ACROSS! - YI, YI, YI, YI...

HEY, PAL!

OKAY, PAL, GET OFF THAT BIKE RIGHT NOW!

GET OFF THAT BIKE BEFORE YOU GO AND KILL SOMEBODY!

I WANT YOU TO GET OFF THAT BIKE RIGHT NOW.

I DEMAND THAT YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE!

IF YOU DON'T GET OFF THAT BIKE, I'M GONNA RUN YOU DOWN!

GET ALONGSIDE OF HIM. GET ALONGSIDE OF HIM!

WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?!

THAT'S IT FOR YOU!

THAT'S IT! LET'S GO!

ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA PULL OVER TO THE SIDE!

YOU PULL OVER RIGHT NOW! PULL HIS SEAT OVER HERE!

PULL IT OVER HERE! PULL IT OVER!

- NOW, MR. COCHISE. - WHAT?!

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, PAL! GET OFF THIS BIKE RIGHT NOW!

NOW GET OFF OF IT! GET OFF THE BIKE.

COCHISE, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT...

ARREST ME!

IF YOU GIVE UP THAT RIGHT...

SURE, ARREST ME,

PERSECUTE ME!

MAYBE YOU'RE STEALTH, YOU'RE MR. COCHISE,

TO ME AND MY PARTNER YOU'RE JUST A HUMP!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

HEY MISTER, YOU REALLY AN INDIAN?

RUN, CHILDREN! RUN TO YOUR HOUSES!

A COURT WILL APPOINT ONE FOR...

- OH, THIS BOW! - WHAT?!

THE BOW GOT ME!

I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL DARYL ANN RIGHT AWAY.

THE SHEIK TELLS ME,

TOMORROW YOU'LL VISIT SUCH AND SUCH A SCHOOL.

I ENJOY ADDRESSING OUR YOUNG PEOPLE,

BUT USUALLY SHE'S THERE TO PREP ME.

I'VE REPRESENTED YOU BEFORE.

AT WOUNDED KNEE.

I'VE BEEN IN ALL MAJOR DEMONSTRATIONS.

AS A MOVIE STAR,

I'M ABLE TO GALVANIZE PUBLIC ATTENTION.

THE LAST TIME IS WAS DUNCAN RENALDO, THE CISCO KID.

PEOPLE FREQUENTLY CONFUSE ME.

I'M JEFF CHANDLER.

PERHAPS YOU SAW MY MOVIE, "BROKEN ARROW."

MM, NO, NO, NO, THE CISCO KID, AKA JACK WEBB,

AKA GALE STORM.

REAL NAME ALAN BRANFORD.

YOU ARE SO VERY BEAUTIFUL.

I WOULD'VE THOUGHT YOUR LAST BRUSH WITH THE LAW

WOULD'VE PUT AN END TO THESE IMPERSONATIONS, MR. BRANFORD.

YOU REMIND ME OF IRENE DUNN IN "THE SQUAW."

COULD WE FOCUS ATTENTION HERE?

FIRING ARROWS AT A BUS LOADED WITH CHILDREN

QUALIFIES YOU FOR A FELONY.

I DID NOT FIRE AT THE WHOLE BUS,

- ONLY THE TIRES. - REGARDLESS...

YOU MUST HELP ME ESCAPE FROM HERE.

I MUST RIDE IN THE PARADE.

THE PARADE IS OUT. LOOK, MR. BRANFORD,

YOU'RE CONCEIVABLY FACING A JAIL TERM

ON ENDANGERMENT AND POSSESSION OF A WEAPON.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

IF YOU'LL AGREE

TO REIMBURSE THE DRIVER FOR THE LOSS OF HIS TIRE,

HE MAY DECLINE TO PROSECUTE YOU.

IT'S NO PROBLEM.

I'D ALSO LIKE TO PETITION THE COURT

TO ARRANGE FOR PSYCHIATRIC COUNSELING.

THAT WILL NOT BE NECESSARY.

I'M ALREADY ON A DAY PASS FROM THE HALFWAY HOUSE.

THEY LET YOU OUT?

- IT'S THANKSGIVING. - OH.

SO WE ASK OURSELVES, WHAT WOULD JABLO DO?

THE BUS DRIVER PRESSING CHARGES?

NO.

SO YOU BUSTED HIM. YOU PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN HIM.

NOW I'LL LET HIM OUT.

LET HIM THANK GOD SOMEBODY'S LETTIN' HIM GO.

YOU CAN GO HOME HAVE YOUR TURKEY.

JOYCE DAVENPORT'S CHART SAYS WE'RE KICKING THIS GUY.

YOU'RE A FORTUNATE MAN, MR. BRANFORD.

I, UH, I CAN GO?

THAT'S RIGHT.

DO NOT GO TO THE PARADE.

YOU'VE BEEN SO KIND, UM,

I WONDER, UM,

IF I COULD, UH, INVITE YOU TO...

HAVE, UH, THANKSGIVING DINNER WITH ME.

THANK YOU, BUT I PLAN TO BE WITH MY HUSBAND.

PERHAPS ANOTHER TIME?

THANK YOU, THOUGH.

YOU WANT A FREE FEED, PAL?

"FRIENDS OF THE AMERICAN MISSION" ON JEROME AVENUE.

THANK YOU.

UH, WHERE IS THUNDERBOLT?

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS STILL DOIN' HERE?

J.D. PAID THE TRAVEL AGENT WITH A RUBBER CHECK.

I'M NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF THIS TOWN.

NOW, NOW, MYRNA.

THERE'S STILL OVER AN HOUR LEFT BEFORE THE NEXT FLIGHT.

I'M GONNA GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

JUST WIRE US THE MONEY.

ANY WESTERN UNION OFFICE. THEY GOT ONE AROUND HERE.

MAYBE I CAN HELP OUT WITH THAT, J.J.

OH, YOU SEXY THING.

HERE'S YOUR COFFEE, SIR.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

IF YOU WISH SERVICE...

AND A COKE.

THANK YOU.

COMPLIMENTARY DRINKS INCLUDE SPARKLING WATER,

SOFT DRINKS, ORANGE OR TOMATO JUICE,

COFFEE, TEA OR MILK...

HEY, MICK.

DID YOU EVER SEE ANYBODY THAT HOT ON A CRAPS TABLE?

I NEVER SAW CRAPS BEFORE.

WE HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT WITH US...

YOU MEAN THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T GET ON ME?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN I WAS THROWIN' NUMBERS FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF.

I MEAN, YOU NEVER PLACED ONE BET.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE GAME.

I WASN'T THERE TO WIN MONEY. I WAS THERE TO BRING YOU HOME.

I JUST FIGURED IT OUT, HOWARD.

THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL ROSA.

I ARRIVED IN AUSTIN,

I SAW THAT MY COUSIN WAS OUT OF THE...

ROMUNDO, YOU SEEM TO DWELL IN BLISSFUL IGNORANCE

THAT THE TELEPHONE WAS EVER INVENTED.

CERTAINLY, ROSA CAN CALL YOUR COUSIN.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO, HOWARD?

I'D TELL THE TRUTH AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.

OR THINK UP A BETTER ALIBI.

I'M TRYING TO.

HUH, DO YOU BELIEVE THAT TRAVEL AGENT

AFTER WE NEARLY BREAK OUR BACKS

GETTIN' HIS TICKETS BACK FOR HIM.

- SO YOU BOUNCED A CHECK, J.D. - I DID NOT BOUNCE A CHECK.

THERE WERE INSUFFICIENT FUNDS.

WE PAID YOU THE DOUGH, MAN.

I WAS GONNA PUT THE MONEY IN THE BANK THE DAY WE GOT BACK.

THAT GUY MUST'VE JUST SPRINTED OVER TO MY BRANCH.

OH, GOD.

WHAT'S THE MATTER, MYRNA?

I'M SCARED.

SCARED OF WHAT?

- THAT LEO WON'T WANT ME BACK. - ARE YOU KIDDING?

THAT GUY WAS LIKE AN OLYMPIC TORCH BEARER.

AND HOW 'BOUT THAT LETTER HE SENT YOU, HUH?

I DIDN'T READ IT, BUT IT SURE SMELLED LIKE HE WANTED YOU.

I'M PREGNANT.

UH, HEY, WOULD ANYBODY LIKE SOME WATER?

IF YOU LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOWS

ON THE STARBOARD SIDE OF THE PLANE

YOU WILL SEE THE GREAT SALT LAKE OF UTAH.

I WISH THESE FELLAS WOULD REALIZE

THAT WE DON'T WANT THEM TO BE TOUR DIRECTORS

AND JUST FLY THE AIRCRAFT.

SOME OF YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED A LITTLE BUMP

AS WE GOT AIRBORNE BACK IN LAS VEGAS.

THE VEGAS TOWER INFORMS US

WE LOST SOME RUBBER ON ONE OF OUR WHEELS.

NOW WE'RE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT IT,

BUT WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THE PRECAUTIONS

FOR WHAT'S CALLED AN OTHER THAN NORMAL LANDING.

UT OH.

I'D CATCH HELL AT HOME WHEN I DO THIS ON THE HOLIDAYS.

HE'S IN.

I'M SORRY. I, UH,

I'M AWFULLY SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO TALK.

HOW 'BOUT A SHOT OF THIS?

HERE.

IT'S 107 PROOF.

IT'S SEVEN YEARS OLD.

SALUTE.

IT'S LIKE CREAM, HUH?

I LOVE THIS STUFF.

- THEY GOT FUCHS. - OH, BROTHER.

HE HAD A HEART ATTACK AT THE AIRPORT.

KEENAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW MUCH HE SAID.

HE DIED THIS MORNING.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, TONY?

- YOU ARE STUPID. - OH, COME ON.

THIS WAS THE STUPIDEST DAMN THING.

I SAID IT FROM THE BEGINNING.

WHY SHOOT HIM?

WHY BRING THE CRAP DOWN ON ALL OF US?

SO YOU PAY THE MAN A HALF A MILLION BUCKS...

- AH, SHUT UP, PHIL! - I WON'T SHUT UP!

DO YOU THINK CLEVELAND WOULDN'T HAVE MOVED FOR A HALF A MILLION BUCKS...

GO.

HOLD EVERYTHING.

ALL RIGHT, POLICE, FREEZE. GET YOUR HANDS UP.

NOBODY MOVE. NOBODY MOVE!

HEY, BIFF, YOU'VE BEEN GOOFIN' WITH US HERE?

YOU'RE DEAD IF YOU DID, MAN. YOU'RE ONE DEAD GOOFBALL!

- SHUT UP! - OH, AND WHAT ARE YOU?

YOU'RE STREET SCUM. THERE, I SAID IT AND I'M GLAD.

ALL RIGHT, MR. LOWE, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

I HATED DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.

I HATED BEING IN THE SAME RESTAURANTS WITH YOU.

I HATED YOUR LOUD, VULGAR TALK.

I HATE YOUR DAMN FOOD, TOO,

YOUR PITIFUL EXCUSE FOR RED WINE,

YOUR CUFFLINKS THE SIZE OF GULF BALLS.

ALL RIGHT.

LARCENY OF A GAS CREDIT CARD.

COMPLAINANT'S A JOHN WHO DOESN'T WANT TO PRESS.

ALSO WE FOUND SOME OF THESE WORKS ON HER.

RESIDUE OF A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE.

NAME?

- NAME PLEASE! - UH, SALLY.

YOU SAID IT WAS VIVIAN.

SHE SAID IT WAS VIVIAN DEWITT.

I'LL NEED AN ADDRESS, MISS DEWITT.

MISS DEWITT!

YOU BETTER MOVE HER.

HOLD IT JUST A SECOND. DID YOU SAY, "DEWITT"?

YEAH.

- MISS DEWITT? - UH, YES.

DO YOU HAVE THREE CHILDREN?

- DO YOU HAVE THREE CHILDREN?! - WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

I'M ASKIN' YOU, THREE KIDS, DO YOU HAVE A SON NAMED FABIAN?

WHAT'S THOSE CHILDREN GONE AND DONE NOW?

AS SOON AS SHE GETS DONE BEING PROCESSED,

I WANNA TALK TO HER. THANK YOU.

MY CHILDREN ALL ARE GROWN NOW.

JACKIE AND SONYA,

THEY THE WILD ONES.

I NEVER COULD GET THEM TO MIND.

BUT NOW, FABIAN,

THAT'S MY BABY.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE NOW?

UM...

MY COUSIN TOLD ME,

JACKIE DIED.

AND,

AND SHE SAY FABIAN IN A FOSTER HOME.

MISS DEWITT?

- HUH? - FABIAN IS WITH ME.

SAY WHAT?

FABIAN. HE LIVES WITH ME.

HOW COME HE'S LIVING WITH SOME COP NOW, HUH?

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A PARENT,

BECAUSE I AGREED TO BE A FOSTER PARENT.

YOU TOOK MY CHILD?!

I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR CHILD. YOU ABANDONED HIM.

HE WAS COMMITTING CRIMES.

HE WAS GONNA GO TO REFORM SCHOOL.

I WAS, UH,

GONNA TAKE 'EM ALL DOWN

TO NORTH CAROLINA.

TO BE WITH MY FAMILY.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AN ADDICT?

ALL THE TIME.

ALWAYS BEEN.

HOW MANY DAYS I'M GONNA GET?

COMPLAINANT DIDN'T PRESS CHARGES.

YOU JUST HAD WORKS.

AND IF YOU GO IN THE DETOX PROGRAM

YOU CAN PROBABLY GET...

PROBATION.

FABIAN DON'T TAKE NO DRUGS?

NO.

HOW'S HE DOIN'?

HE'S FINE. IT'S A LITTLE TOUGH RIGHT NOW.

CAME HOME WITH YOU THEN.

GUESS THAT'D BE ALL RIGHT THEN, HUH?

DO YOU...

DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL HIM THAT HE CAN COME SEE YOU?

NO, UH...

THAT, UM,

UH, BE A GOOD BOY.

AS SOON AS I'M RIGHT,

I'M GONNA

COME AND SEE HIM REAL SOON.

YEAH.

YEAH.

OKAY.

NAH, NAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

DON'T EVEN

TELL HIM YOU SAW ME.

NO.

NO.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON, PAL?

GUY'S IN THERE ARE CAUSING A RUCKUS.

- WHAT? - COCHISE, LET'S GO!

EVERYONE, STOP EATING OR THE WOMAN DIES.

- LISTEN TO ME! - WOULD YOU LET ME GO, PLEASE?

ALL OF US ARE INDIANS INSIDE,

WILD AND PROUD AND GENTLE.

I DO NOT WANT TO HURT YOU.

THE INDIAN HAS LIVED IN PEACE FOR MANY MOONS.

- MR. COCHISE? - COME NO CLOSER.

WOULD YOU PLEASE TELL HIM WHO I AM?

HE THINKS I'M DEBORAH PAGEANT.

I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM MY WIFE.

YOU WILL LEARN TO RIDE BAREBACK.

COCHISE, YOU'RE NOT TAKING ANYBODY ANYWHERE.

NOW YOU TAKE THAT TOMAHAWK AND YOU PUT IT DOWN NOW, PAL.

OH.

IT'S ONLY RUBBER.

THE MIRACLE OF FILM.

RUBBER?

UGH!

THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE UNABLE TO GRAB YOUR ANKLES

FOLD YOUR ARMS ON THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU

AND PRESS YOUR HEAD AGAINST IT.

ALL SHARP OBJECTS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS, SIR?

YEAH.

UH, YOU NERVOUS?

A LITTLE.

OH, YOU THINK THIS IS BAD, YOU OUGHT TO TRY A DOG FIGHT

- WITH A VC PILOT. - YOU FLEW JETS IN THE WAR?

OVER 80 MISSIONS.

AND YOU CAN BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU

THAT IT'S NO TEA PARTY WHEN THEY SHOOT OFF YOUR, UH,

TAIL THING, YOU KNOW, THE WHAT DO YOU CALL IT,

THE FLIPPERS ON THE BACK OF THE PLANE?

- YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME, SIR. - WAIT.

WAIT JUST A MINUTE.

OKAY NOW, SUPPOSE WE'RE GONNA BUY IT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD BE THE BEST POSSIBLE THING

TO BE DOIN' WHEN WE CHECK OUT?

YOU'VE GOT NO CHANCE, SIR.

ZERO.

WE'RE IN OUR FINAL APPROACH NOW, FOLKS.

I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND ALL YOU PASSENGERS TO STAY IN YOUR SEATS...

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS, MICK?

I COME HOME FROM VEGAS UP 3600,

YOU GOT YOUR 5 GRAND...

WHO'S THAT TO?

I'M WRITING TO ROBERT.

WE'RE 50 FEET FROM THE GROUND.

HE'S OVER WATER.

OVER WATER.

OVER LAND.

HOW 'BOUT OVER RUNWAY?

LET'S ASSUME THE POSITION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

LET'S BEND OVER...

AND KISS OUR BUTTS GOODBYE.

BARLETTA'S GET CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT MURDER...

YEAH, ADD AN ATTEMPTED BRIBERY ON THE WAY OVER.

I ASKED YOU HOW MUCH YOU MAKE!

YOU ASKED US IF WE'D LIKE TO DOUBLE WHAT WE MAKE.

LOWE'S CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED BRIBERY OF A PUBLIC OFFICIAL.

THE BARLETTA BROTHERS.

THE MAJOR.

SOMETHIN' WE CAN HELP YOU WITH, SIR?

I JUST WANTED TO LOOK AT THE SCUM THAT TRIED TO HAVE ME KILLED.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INNOCENT UNTIL CONVICTED HERE?

YOU'LL GET YOUR DAY IN COURT, PHIL.

- THIS IS JUST THE... - TAKE IT EASY!

OZZIE.

YOU ONCE TOLD ME...

THEY THINK YOU'RE MEAT.

YOU'RE EITHER PART OF THEIR PLAN OR PART OF THE PROBLEM.

PRETTY STUPID, HUH?

NOBODY LIKES BEING SHOT AT.

I HEARD THEY OWN SOMEONE AT THE DIVISION.

OH?

FRANK?

BIFF LOWE TRIED TO CROAK HIMSELF.

HE TRIED TO EAT HIS SHIRT.

I FEEL WICKED AWFUL.

DAN?

- HI. - VERA.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

I...

I WANNA TALK.

DOWNSTAIRS.

OKAY, VERA,

TALK.

I'VE, UH,

I'VE HAD THESE TROUBLES LATELY, STAN,

AND I, UH, WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID WAS,

THAT I HAVE, UH,

I HAVE TROUBLE

EXPRESSIN' MY FEELINGS

AND SO I, I EXPRESS 'EM IN UH,

IN UH...

- IN UH, IN UH... - INAPPROPRIATE.

INAPPROPRIATE, THANK YOU, WAYS.

LIKE WITH YOU, LIKE I HAVE BEEN, YOU KNOW, FIGHTIN' AND ALL.

- YEAH. - SO WHAT THEY SAID WAS

I SHOULD EXPRESS MY FEELINGS.

THAT WAS IN THIS THERAPY I HAD, YOU KNOW?

UH-HUH.

I WAS ALWAYS UNLUCKY IN LOVE.

AND WORKIN' CLOSE TOGETHER LIKE WE WERE

WHEN I BEGAN TO FEEL ABOUT YOU

THE WAY I DID, I THOUGHT, NO, VERA, NO,

NOT NEVER, NOT NO HOW.

BUT THEN ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO, I BEGAN TO HAVE SOME HOPE.

WHY WAS THAT?

THE MEMORIAL DAY PICNIC DURING THE SOFTBALL GAME

YOU CAME OVER AND HAD A BEER STANDING THERE UNDER THE GRANDSTAND.

- I DID? - WASN'T ANYTHING YOU SAID.

IT WAS WHAT I FELT FROM YA.

WELL, VERA, WAIT.

AND THEN LAST YEAR WHEN MY DAD PASSED AWAY,

AND YOU SENT ME THAT SWEET NOTE.

HEY, YOUR OLD MAN DIED, SO I BOUGHT YOU A CARD.

THAT'S RIGHT AND THAT WAS SWEET.

AND I BEGAN TO REALIZE

THAT YOU WERE FEELIN' WHAT I WAS, STAN.

BUT, YOU SEE, I, I, I...

I COULD NEVER EXPRESS IT RIGHT.

'CAUSE MY, 'CAUSE MY TROUBLES.

SO THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYIN' TO DO.

I'M TRYIN' TO TELL YA...

I LOVE YOU.

AND I FEEL I MIGHT BE PRETTY SURE

THAT YOU LOVE ME, TOO.

THE DOCTOR'S TOLD YOU TO DO THIS?

THEY URGED ME TO. THEY INSISTED.

GEE, VERA, I THOUGHT WE HATED EACH OTHER.

NO, IT WAS LOVE-HATE.

SEE, THAT'S WHAT THEY TOLD ME,

THAT THERE'S A VERY THIN LINE BETWEEN THEM.

VERA, HOLD ON THERE A SECOND. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHIN'.

UH, THESE DOCTOR'S,

THEY'RE TELLIN' YOU THAT YOU'RE WELL ENOUGH

TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN', YOU MUST BE WELL ENOUGH

TO HEAR SOMETHIN' FROM ME.

WHAT?

DO I LOVE YOU?

NO. THAT'S NO!

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COULD EVEN

FOR ONE SECOND THINK THAT, VERA.

I DON'T MEAN TO BE UNKIND,

BUT, TO BE EVEN TALKIN' THIS WAY

STRIKES ME AS BEING COMPLETELY ZOOIE.

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT?

NO, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT FROM NOW TILL NEXT TUESDAY.

IT ISN'T GONNA DO ANY GOOD.

IT'S A MISTAKE.

IT IS A MISUNDERSTANDING, VERA, SOMEHOW ON YOUR PART.

I...

THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO SAY.

I'M SORRY.

I GUESS IN THE BACK OF MY MIND I KINDA EXPECTED THIS.

I'M GLAD TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

OH, WELL.

SO, UH...

ARE YOU GONNA BE HAVING DINNER WITH YOUR, WITH YOUR FAMILY?

GOOD. YOU GO.

YOU HAVE A GOOD DINNER, HUH?

I MEAN, THERE'S NO REASON WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS, IS THERE?

NOW THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT ANYWAY, ISN'T IT?

YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

COME ON.

OKAY, UH, YOU TAKE CARE NOW.

THANKS, STAN.

OKAY, VERA, I HOPE EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FOR YOU, OKAY?

THANK YOU.

NO, STAN, IT'S NOT ENOUGH!

AHHH!

NO.

I GOT YOU BACK HERE ON TIME... LEO?

LEO, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO US.

OH, MY GOD.

I'M SORRY, CAPTAIN. I'M SORRY FOR IT ALL.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR, STAN.

I BROUGHT IT UP TO YOU.

AND I DIDN'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY ENOUGH.

WHO COULDA SEEN THIS COMING?

YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?

I FEEL A LITTLE WEAK,

A LITTLE DIZZY.

HAVE A SEAT.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S IN PEOPLE'S MINDS.

YOU'RE ASKING, "WHAT TIME IS IT?",

THEY'RE HEARING, "OH, PROMISE ME."

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIE DOWN A WHILE, STAN.

ARE WE THAT MUCH OUT IN LEFT FIELD?

ARE WE THAT MUCH STRANGERS WITH EACH OTHER?

I NEVER KNEW WHAT WAS IN HER MIND.

LOOK AT ME. I'M CRYING LIKE A BABY HERE.

JUST TAKE IT EASY.

EXCUSE ME.

I GOTTA MAKE MY STATEMENT.

DO IT TOMORROW.

NEVER PUT OFF TILL TOMORROW...

SHE HEARS THAT SHE THINKS, HE'S TRYING TO SAY HE LOVES ME.

- IS LEO SCHNITZ HERE? - WHO'S ASKIN'?

HIS WIFE.

- MYRNA? - LEO.

CAN YOU WATCH THE DESK A FEW MINUTES?

YES.

YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME, LEO.

YOU GOT MY LETTER?

DID YOU REALLY MEAN WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT COMING HOME,

NO MATTER WHAT THAT YOU'D STILL LOVE ME?

THAT PART MOST OF ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

GOD, YOU'RE A VERY SPECIAL MAN, LEO.

I LEAVE YOU FOR SOMEONE ELSE AND THEN I SHOW UP A YEAR LATER

- BEGGING YOU TO TAKE ME BACK. - I BEGGED YOU TO COME BACK.

NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

OH, THEY'LL BE QUESTIONS, LEO.

LIKE, HOW COME I'M PUTTING ON WEIGHT.

I NEVER ASKED BEFORE. WHY WOULD I ASK NOW?

I WAS NEVER PREGNANT BEFORE.

PREGNANT?

OH, BOY.

LOOK, I'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU DON'T WANT ME BACK.

BUT I DO.

I'D ALSO UNDERSTAND

IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE AN ABORTION.

I DON'T.

WE'RE NOT KIDS, LEO, AND IT ISN'T YOUR BABY.

I CAN LOVE IT LIKE MY OWN,

LIKE I LOVE YOU.

OH, GOD.

I DON'T DESERVE YOU, LEO,

BUT IF YOU STILL WANT ME BACK AFTER ALL THIS,

I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN.

THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD.

CAPTAIN.

UH,

I WAS THERE ON LEGITIMATE POLICE BUSINESS.

TAKING YOUR PRISONER TO A HEALTH SPA FOR A FATAL CORONARY

DOES NOT EXACTLY CONFORM TO POLICY, MICK.

AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,

I EXPECT YOU TO TAKE THE LAST 48 HOURS AS PERSONAL

RATHER THAN SICK DAYS.

WELL, I FOR ONE, DID THAT EXACTLY, FRANK.

I DIDN'T MISS REPRESENT MY ABSENCE.

YOU DIDN'T REPRESENT IT AT ALL, HOWARD.

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, WE'VE HAD AN ATTEMPT

ON OZZIE CLEVELAND'S LIFE, TWO HOMICIDES,

AND WE'VE BEEN SERIOUSLY UNDERSTAFFED

IN THREE TACTICAL SITUATIONS.

OUR PBA CONTRACT DOES GIVE US PERSONAL DAYS, CAPTAIN.

AND DESCENT CONCERN FOR THE PEOPLE WORK WITH SAYS

YOU DON'T LIE AND CALL IN SICK AT THE LAST MINUTE

LEAVING US NO WAY TO COMPENSATE!

I HOPE YOU ALL DID BETTER THAN YOU LOOK.

HI.

WHAT'RE YOU DOIN' HERE?

I CAME DOWN TO GET YOU.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU GET HOME ON TIME.

THE TURKEY'S IN THE OVEN.

WELL, IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE WHILE.

UM, THE JUDGE JUST GOT BACK FROM VEGAS

AND, UH,

HE'S GONNA COME OVER, TOO, SO...

YOU MAD AT ME?

UH, NO, I'M NOT. I'M NOT.

WAS IT SOMETHIN' THAT I DID,

OR ARE YOU HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT IT?

NO, I'M NOT HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS.

SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT.

YOU BETTER SIT DOWN.

- WHAT? - SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.

- YOUR MOM WAS IN HERE. - WHAT?

YOUR MOM WAS IN HERE. SHE GOT ARRESTED.

WHERE IS SHE? WHERE CAN I SEE HER?

WELL, SHE'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW. THEY ALREADY TOOK HER DOWNTOWN.

DOWNTOWN? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

FABIAN, I WANTED TO. I MEAN, I...

YOU SHOULDA TOLD ME!

HEY, BIG FAB',

ARE WE HAVIN' DINNER AT YOUR CRIB TONIGHT OR WHAT?

I CAN'T!

WHAT'S WITH THE KID?

IT'S A LONG STORY, JOE.

DO ME A FAVOR AND LET IT GO.

- ABOUT DINNER... - I KNOW.

I'M SORRY.

FORGET IT, LEO. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

N-7-3-7-4-9-2,

VIVIAN DEWITT.

POSSESSION OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA.

MISS DEWITT, WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?

SOMEBODY SHUT THAT LOONEY UP.

YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT WOULD LIKE A DETOX PROGRAM.

NO TAKERS FOR THE OBERMAN TURKEY DAY SPECIAL?

WHAT'S THAT?

UH, PAY YOUR $10 FINE, YOU GO HOME,

IF YOU WANT THE PROGRAM, YOU'LL BE IN JAIL TILL MONDAY.

MAMA?

PROGRAM, YOUR HONOR. WANT THE DRUG FREE.

ALL RIGHT, REMAND TILL MONDAY FOR MEADOWVALE SCREENING.

MARKED PAPERS. COURT RECOMMENDED.

NEXT CASE.

MAMA?

DON'T BE BOTHERING YOURSELF NOW.

GO ON.

MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET OUT, ALL RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

THIS WAS GREAT.

EVERYTHING WAS GREAT.

SWEET POTATOES WERE OVERDONE.

SWEET POTATOES WERE... EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT.

- WHAT'S THE MATTER? - NOTHING.

DON'T SAY, NOTHING. SOMETHING'S THE MATTER.

COME ON, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I'M SORRY IF I'VE BEEN POOR COMPANY.

NO.

I CAN'T THINK HOW TO DO THIS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS AND NOT HURT YOU.

DO WHAT?

I WANT US TO STOP SEEING EACH OTHER, MICK.

OH, LOOK.

IF THIS IS ABOUT LAS VEGAS, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

NO, I AM. I REALLY AM.

I'M SORRY THAT I MADE YOU MISS THE CONCERT.

- THAT ISN'T IT. - WHAT IS IT?

IT'S NEVER GONNA BE DIFFERENT FOR US, MICK.

WE LOVE EACH OTHER, BUT WE AREN'T CLOSE TO EACH OTHER.

WE DON'T SHARE.

AND I WANT IT. I NEED IT.

I FEEL CLOSE TO YOU.

I'VE NEVER FELT CLOSER TO ANYONE,

EVER.

I KNOW YOU DO.

WHAT YOU FEEL AND HOW YOU SHOW...

MICK, I NEVER LOVED ANYONE MORE THAN I LOVED YOU.

USED TO.

I'M SORRY.

- MICK? - NO.

THINK ANY LESS OF ME

FOR NOT MAKING THANKSGIVING DINNER?

THINK LESS OF ME FOR LETTING YOU PAY FOR THE MEAL?

I LIKED YOUR GROUCHO THIS MORNING.

HMM.

I WAS WHISTLING PAST THE GRAVEYARD.

I WAS SCARED.

NOT NOW.

NOT NOW.

NOT SINCE THE BIFFER WORE HIS WIRE.

HAH.

I'M GRATEFUL FOR A LOT OF THINGS, FRANK.

- SO AM I. - HMM.

SAY THE SECRET WORD AND WIN A PRIZE.

THAT'S TWO WORDS.