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PREVIOUSLY ON HILL STREET BLUES.

CONGRATULATIONS TO OFFICER RENKO

ON THE BIRTH OF A BRAND-NEW BABY DAUGHTER.

RACHEL. KIDS ASLEEP IN THE NEXT ROOM.

WHAT HAPPENED?

4:00 THIS MORNING, SHE WAS ATTACKED. RAPED.

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

- HAPPY WE TALKED. - SO AM I.

I'M ALMOST EMBARRASSED, AND I'M HAPPIER

THAN I'VE BEEN IN FOUR MONTHS.

RACHEL, WE KNOW WHO THE GUY IS.

YOU CAN PUT HIM AWAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

LET SOMEONE ELSE BE A HERO.

I WILL NOT LET THAT ANIMAL VIOLATE MY LIFE

ANY MORE THAN HE ALREADY HAS.

IS THAT THE KNIFE YOU USED, JAMES?

IS THAT THE KNIFE YOU HELD TO HER THROAT? WHILE YOU RAPED HER?

MY NAME'S CATHLEEN McCONNELL.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU, CATHLEEN McCONNELL.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HENRY GOLDBLUME.

I KNOW CAPITAL PUNISHMENT IS WRONG,

BUT IF I GO JUST WITH MY FEELINGS,

I GOT BLOOD UP TO MY ELBOWS.

OKAY, ALL RIGHT. HOLD IT DOWN.

I HAVE THE FLOOR.

WELCOME TO FIRST TOUR, OFFICERS RANDALL BUTTMAN

AND LAWRENCE SWAN.

HI, GIRLS.

THESE GUYS ARE, UH, HILL STREET'S PICK OF

THIS YEAR'S POLICE ACADEMY LITTER. STEP FORWARD.

- I'M BUTTMAN. - I'M RENKO. - I'M HILL.

ROOKIES, ALL RIGHT?

BUTTMAN WITH BATES.

SWAN WITH COFFEY.

I'M GONNA TAKE SWAN.

AND COFFEY'LL TAKE BUTTMAN.

OKAY.

ITEM FIVE.

LAST NIGHT ANOTHER PROSTITUTE WAS FOUND MURDERED.

137 AND EUCLID.

IT'S OUR FIRST, BUT THE HEIGHTS

HAS ALREADY HAD TWO, AND POLK AVENUE ANOTHER.

ALL WITH THE SAME M.O.

SOME JOHN BLUDGEONED 'EM TO DEATH.

LET'S SEE IF WE CAN WORK UP SOME LEADS

AMONG THE SIDEWALK SADIES.

THEY GOT A RIGHT TO BREATHE, TOO.

ITEM SIX.

OPERATION AIRWAVE.

CABLE TV COMPANIES HAVE BEEN PUTTING THE ARM ON DIVISION

TO ENFORCE THE NEW

THEFT OF ELECTRONIC SERVICES LAW.

ESTIMATES ARE WE GOT FOUR TIMES AS MANY PEOPLE

STEALING THE CABLE AS PAYING FOR IT.

THAT INCLUDE COPS, SARGE?

HAVE WE GOT SOMETHING HERE, DETECTIVE?

JUST SAYING, MAYBE A FEW GUYS IN THIS ROOM

DON'T PAY FOR IT EITHER.

WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS THERE, BOY?

WELL, I DO. UH...

ANYBODY WANNA TURN THEMSELVES IN?

GARIBALDI HERE WILL BE TAKING THE COLLARS ON THIS,

SINCE IT'S HIM AND MAYO'S DRAW, THIS PLUM ASSIGNMENT.

EH, THEY'LL BE GOING AFTER THE INSTALLERS.

COMMENCING STAKEOUT AT 1600 ARCHIBALD

AT NORMAN ARMS, WHERE WE'VE BEEN TIPPED THAT AN INDIVIDUAL'S

WIRING THE ENTIRE APARTMENT COMPLEX.

ITEM SEVEN.

ALSO.

GARIBALDI AND MAYO.

YOU TWO DREW A DOUBLE-SHIFT.

HARMON AND FRITCH FROM THE NIGHT CREW

ARE BOTH OUT WITH THE FLU.

ITEM A.

48% ROBBERY JUMP

IN FAST FOOD JOINTS ALONG THE DECKER BUSINESS CENTER.

DETECTIVE MIKE BELKER

UNDERCOVER TODAY AT UNCLE FRIAR'S

CHICKEN KITCHEN, NUMBER 12.

DECKER AND DEVANE. SHERMAN AND FRABER, BACKUP.

LET'S DON'T LAY AN EGG OUT THERE, DETECTIVE.

DON'T... DON'T GET THAT WRONG.

WELL, I'LL SOMETIMES RIB WITH YA.

SOMETIMES, SEE, BUT YEAH, GET ONE OFF AT YOUR EXPENSE.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S ROLL. LET'S GET OUT THERE.

LET'S DO IT TO THEM BEFORE THEY DO IT TO US.

DON'T LET'S LAY NO EGGS OUT THERE.

SO, WHAT DO YOU LIKE, LARRY?

- THAT'S FINE. - NO, HE LIKES LAWRENCE.

HEY, JUST ASKING THE GUY HIS PREFERENCE.

AND, UH, YOU MUST BE RANDY.

JUST RANDY OR PUMPER.

YEAH.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? GUY THREATENS TO KILL MY KIDS,

RAPES MY EX-WIFE, AND THEN HE GETS BAIL

HE CAN MAKE OUT OF POCKET CHANGE.

THAT'S BECAUSE...

HE WAS CHARGED ONLY ON OLD WARRANTS.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW? - A.D.A. PHONED FROM NIGHT COURT.

HE DECIDED TO DROP THE NEW CHARGES IN ORDER TO AVOID

A COUNTER-CHARGE OF POLICE BRUTALITY

WHICH HE WASN'T SURE HE COULD BEAT.

IT SEEMS THAT FITZSIMMONS HAD TO BE TREATED

AT MERCY HOSPITAL BEFORE HE COULD BE ARRAIGNED.

THE RESIDENT CONCLUDED HE'D BEEN BEATEN

BECAUSE HE WAS PASSING BLOOD.

THE GUY RESISTED.

LOOK, FRANK, I'M SORRY.

I WAS WRONG. I LOST IT.

WHEN YOU ASKED FOR THE DAY YESTERDAY,

I PRESUMED IT WAS TO SPEND TIME WITH RACHEL.

I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE OUT ON A VIGILANTE MISSION.

I SAID I WAS SORRY. I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY I WAS HAVING

- A SMALL PROBLEM. - THAT'S NOT A SMALL PROBLEM.

I WON'T HAVE IT.

I KNOW.

HENRY.

HENRY, I REALLY GOTTA THANK YOU, BUDDY.

- HOW'S THAT, J.D.? - 'CAUSE YOU'RE A STAND-UP GUY.

A MAN OF CONVICTION.

WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M BATTING AROUND .025

PICKING THIS BROAD UP THE OTHER NIGHT IN MULLIGAN'S,

UNTIL I FIND OUT SHE'S A HEAVYWEIGHT

ANTI-CAPITAL-PUNISHMENT NUT.

THE KID TELLS HER HE'S YOU.

HE SHOWS HER OUR NAME IN THAT NEWSPAPER AD.

AND AN HOUR LATER, WE'RE IN HER BALLPARK.

AND LARUE IS DOING HIS FAMOUS HOME RUN TROT.

I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU.

DAMN. HENRY?

CATHLEEN. HEY! MY WALLET.

YOU KNOW, I JUST REALIZED I LOST THIS.

YOU'RE REALLY SWEET TO BRING IT UP.

NOT AT ALL, HENRY.

OH, HEY. I BET YOU NOTICED SOME OF MY FAKE I.D.

- YOU MEAN FOR JOHN LARUE. - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH, LIKE LATE PAYMENT WARNINGS.

- DISCONNECTED... - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THIS WAS

- FOR THIS UNDERCOVER... - NO SALE, CREEP.

WHOA. OKAY, MA'AM.

THAT'S IT. THAT'S QUITS.

YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

RIGHT. YOU GOT IT.

NEVER TOUCHED HER.

WE HAVE A 9-11.

ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

SEE SURPLUS STORE.

CORNER PEOPLE'S DRIVE.

124th STREET.

HEY-HEY, TAXI?

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COMPANY'S MOTTO OUGHTA BE?

- WHAT? - THE LEFT HAND DON'T KNOW

WHAT THE RIGHT HAND'S DOING.

THEY SEND THREE WEEK'S WORTH OF PROMOTION MATERIAL

IN PUMPING UP BREAKFAST TRAY.

THEY PROMISE AN UNCLE FRIAR EGG-MAN

OUT IN FRONT OF ALL OF UNCLE FRIAR'S OUT THERE.

SAY, I DON'T HAVE AN EGG OUTFIT, SIR.

THIS IS THE ONLY OUTFIT THEY GAVE ME.

LOOK, I DON'T WANT A CHICKEN

OUT IN FRONT OF MY STORE BEFORE 10:30 AM.

PEOPLE DON'T BUY CHICKEN THAT EARLY IN THE MORNING.

I GOT AN IDEA, SIR.

HOW ABOUT IF I YELL,

"THE BEST EGGS COME FROM THE BEST CHICKENS"?

NO, REALLY. I MEAN, I THINK

WE CAN MAKE THIS OUTFIT WORK.

YEAH, WELL, THAT MIGHT BE A WAY TO GO.

ALL RIGHT, GOOD, GOOD.

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO STAND?

I WANT YOU TO WALK BACK AND FORTH

IN FRONT OF THE STORE.

WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?

A JERK.

HE WORKS THIS CORNER OVER HERE. JUST IGNORE HIM.

HE'S EARLY. ALL RIGHT, BUDDY.

GO AHEAD, BEAT IT. GO ON.

OKAY, YOU GET TEN MINUTES OFF EVERY HOUR.

40% DISCOUNT, OFF ON ALL FOOD.

NOW, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT HUNGRY.

DON'T GIVE ME ANY TROUBLE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

GOOD MORNING.

MADAME.

THIS IS A POLICE REPORT

WHICH YOU HAVE TREATED WITH SUCH

INCENDIARY CARELESSNESS.

- I BURNED IT. - MM-HMM.

I'M... I'M SORRY, LIEUTENANT.

BUT IT... IT'S MAINLY ON THE BORDER.

WELL, THIS SORT OF CLERICAL INCOMPETENCE

IS INSUPPORTABLE, AND I MIGHT ADD,

IT IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT I HAVE

OBSERVED IT IN YOU.

WELL, YOU SMOKE A PIPE.

RIGOROUSLY REASONED

AND IT'S ONLY 9:20 AM.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - THAT MEANS

THAT SMOKING IS NOT THE ISSUE

BUT RATHER YOUR PORCINE SLOVENNESS.

PORCINE?

PORK.

NO WAY.

NO WAY DO I TAKE THAT!

JUDAS PRIEST. I CONSIDER MYSELF

THE OFFENDED PARTY HERE. MS. KIMMEL!

I INTEND TO SEEK REDRESS

REGARDING THE REPEATED CHARRING

OF MY 914 SALMONS.

FORGET IT!

PAR FOR YOUR COURSE.

YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LAVATORY.

I SAID, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LAVATORY.

WOMAN'S BARRICADING HERSELF.

THINK WE SHOULD TAKE HER OUT OF THE GAME.

SEEMS PREMATURE.

LIEUTENANT. HOMICIDE.

1437 MARSHALL.

CATHLEEN, WHATEVER YOUR NAME WAS,

TAKE POISON AND DIE.

OH MAN, NEVER LEARN.

THANKS, MAN. THANKS A LOT.

I GOT THE INCIDENT REPORT RIGHT HERE FOR YOU, FELLAS.

YEAH, WE'LL TAKE OVER FROM HERE. THANKS.

LOOK AT THAT. NOW, ISN'T THAT A SHAME?

THEY BROKE IN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

THEY TOOK MY RADIO AND MY TAPE DECK.

THAT'S WHY I TELL YOU TO PARK IN THE UNDERGROUND,

MS. REYNOLDS.

I DO VOLUNTEER WORK HERE AT THE HOSPITAL.

YEAH? GOOD FOR YOU.

UH, REALLY. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, SPORT.

BUT WE'LL CARRY THE BALL FROM HERE.

OH, I'D BE HAPPY TO STAY HERE WITH YOU, MA'AM.

YEAH, BUT THEN YOU'D MISS YOUR APPOINTMENT

AT THE HEARING CLINIC.

HEY, STUFF HAPPENED ON THE CITY STREET, MY MAN.

LET THE PUBLIC SERVANTS DO OUR JOB, OKAY?

YOU CAN GO THROUGH YOUR REPORT WITH ME.

HOW YOU DOIN'?

ALL RIGHT, I GUESS. I JUST FEEL SO INVADED.

UH, HAVE YOU GOT A LITTLE TIME?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - WELL, LIKE, 30 OR 45 MINUTES.

IF WE WORK UP A THOROUGH THEFT REPORT

AND GET THE INFORMATION OUT FAST,

OUR CHANCES OF CATCHING WHOEVER DID THIS GO WAY UP.

WELL, I'D BE HAPPY TO COOPERATE,

BUT I ONLY CAUGHT THE BAREST GLIMPSE OF THEM.

WELL, SOMETIMES THAT'S ENOUGH.

WHY DON'T YOU COME TO THE STATION HOUSE?

- ALL RIGHT. - YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE?

NO, IT ISN'T NECESSARY.

NECESSARY ISN'T WHERE IT'S AT.

I MEAN, WOULD IT HELP YOU?

ARE YOU STILL FEELING A LITTLE SHAKEY?

- PLEASE. - UH, DETECTIVE WASHINGTON?

UH, WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW US IN HER CAR?

SURE.

LANDLADY CALLED IN A DOMESTIC SUPERBOWL.

SENT ME AND THE LIEUTENANT BY HERE.

ANYWAY, WE GOT HERE, AND SHE SAID

THE FIGHTING STOPPED ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF AGO.

MEANTIME, THIS LITTLE GIRL IS THE VICTIM'S COMMON-LAW.

WHAT'SA MATTER?

I WAS HERE YESTERDAY.

RELATED INCIDENT. DID YOU CALL S.I.D.?

YEAH, THEY'RE ON THE WAY.

I SAW YOU BEFORE.

- YES, MA'AM. - LOOKING FOR JIMMY.

THE GUY WE WANT'S JAMES THOMAS FITZSIMMONS.

NO ALIASES. I'M GOING BACK TO THE STATION HOUSE.

GET IT IN ORDER.

COULD YOU RUN THIS FOR S.I.D.?

WELL, I THOUGHT YOU ARRESTED HIM. ALL KINDS OF

WARRANTS AND CHARGES AND EVERYTHING.

I DID.

WELL THEN, WHAT HAPPENED? FOR GOD'S SAKE!

HEY, UH, RANDY, COULD YOU PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN?

- SURE. SORRY. - NO PROBLEM.

I GOTTA TELL YOU, JOE, THIS IS A LITTLE BIT

LIKE DISNEYLAND FOR ME.

- HOW'S THAT? - RIDING WITH YOU.

OH YEAH?

YOU GOT A GREAT REPUTATION, MAN.

HEY MAN, I'M JUST... I'M JUST A SPEED COP.

COME ON. EVERYONE SAYS YOU'RE THE ACE SKIRT MAN

OF THE DEPARTMENT.

HEY, YOU'RE DOING THAT WITH YOUR FOOT AGAIN.

SORRY.

HEY, LISTEN, JOE. YOU KNOW, WE'RE HAVING KIND OF

A ROOKIE THING IN THE BACK ROOM OF THE KUBIAK TONIGHT.

ROOKIES FROM THE HILL, POLK AVENUE. THE HEIGHTS.

- OH YEAH? - YEAH.

IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE OUT IN FRONT,

YOU MIGHT BE IN THE POSITION FOR A LITTLE

PRIME GONZOLA.

IF YOU DON'T MIND WORKING WITH A PRO.

YEAH, I'LL PASS.

OKAY. JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW.

HEY, LOOK, DO ME A FAVOR. DON'T DO THAT

WHERE YOU MAKE YOUR FINGER LIKE IT'S A GUN, ALL RIGHT?

- I DON'T LIKE THAT. - OKAY.

UNIT 2203, RESPOND.

YEAH, 2203.

2203, BACKUP IN STREET DISTURBANCE.

MARION AND DECKER, DO YOU COPY?

YEAH, 2203 RESPONDING.

YOU WANT THE... ON?

MA'AM? SEE? HE'S CRAZY!

YOU... YOU CRAZY!

YOU GONNA CUT ME OFF NO MORE, ARE YA?

YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, MAN. GOING RIGHT TO JAIL.

MAN, GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

HE'S GONNA KILL SOMEBODY, MAN.

HEY, WHATCHA GUYS GONNA DO WHEN THIS GUY...

DUDE'S CRAZY, MAN!

MAN, GET HIM OUTTA HERE!

YOU'D BETTER COOL IT, MAN!

WHAT'S THE SHOT?

MAN COME OUT WITH THAT TIRE IRON

LIKE A CRAZY MAN!

HEY, IS HE THE DRIVER?

YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE WITH YOUR THUMBS UP OR WHAT?

I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET, SIR.

I TRIED TO TALK THIS CLOWN DOWN,

BUT THE KID IS SCARED.

HEY! EASY, MAN.

IF HE'S DUSTED, YOU'LL FLIP HIM.

JUST TAKE IT EASY.

NAH, YOU TAKE IT EASY. THAT MAN GAVE ME AN OBSCENE FINGER.

HEY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- RUFUS. - RUFUS.

HEY, LOOK, RUFUS. WE DON'T WANT ANYMORE DAMAGE, ALL RIGHT?

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR DAMAGE,

BUT DON'T TRY TO COME OVER ME, MAN.

- DON'T COME WRONG. - HEY, I'M WITH YOU.

ALL RIGHT, JUST TAKE IT REAL EASY.

WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU JUST PUT THAT TIRE IRON DOWN, HUH?

THAT MAN CAME IN MY LANE.

BUT I'M GONNA PUT IT DOWN OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT, SPREAD EM. - OW!

HEY MAN, JUST...

OW!

CUFF HIM! THAT'S IT! JUST CUFF HIM!

GET OFF!

READ HIM HIS RIGHTS?

- CALM DOWN, RUFUS. - SHUT UP!

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

I WAS GOING OUT WITH THIS GUY FOR A WHILE.

- YEAH? DID YOU LIKE HIM? - MORE THAN A LITTLE.

BUT HE STOPPED CALLING.

HE'S CRAZY.

EH, JUST PARTICULAR.

HARRY?

IF YOU LIKED A WOMAN,

BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING MAYBE

YOU DIDN'T LIKE SO MUCH ABOUT HER,

I MEAN PHYSICALLY,

COULD YOU STILL ENJOY HER?

WELL, WHAT'RE WE TALKING HERE, PATS?

ARE WE TALKING A BIG MOLE WITH HAIR

STICKING OUT OF IT OR WHAT?

NO, HARRY, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT

A BIG MOLE WITH A HAIR STICKING OUT OF IT.

WELL, WHAT THEN?

WELL.

WHAT ABOUT BREASTS?

BREASTS?

DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET MY ATTIC INSULATED?

PATS, ARE WE TALKING FALSIES?

NO, WE'RE TALKING IMPLANTS.

YOU?

EH, WELL, PATS, YOU'RE TALKING TO A LEG MAN.

SERIOUSLY.

MAYBE I'D FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF.

REALLY? SERIOUSLY?

I MEAN, FROM A MAN'S POINT OF VIEW,

WOULD A WOMAN WITH BREAST IMPLANTS

BE A PLUS OR A MINUS?

WELL, PATS, THIS IS A JUDGMENT CALL.

AND NOBODY WITH YOUR BEST INTEREST AT HEART

IS GONNA MAKE THAT CALL, SIGHT UNSEEN.

GREAT, HARRY.

AM I YOUR BEST SHOT THIS WAY?

I'M JUST TRYING TO BE OBJECTIVE.

'CAUSE IF I AM, YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK.

THESE ARE NOT IN YOUR FUTURE.

FINE. PASS UP EXPERT ADVICE.

- I WILL. THANK YOU. - FINE.

HEY.

UH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.

WHAT? I'M BUSY.

POLICE! HALT!

LOOK, I HATE GETTING OUT OF BREATH, CHUMP.

HEY, I DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG.

YEAH, RIGHT. THEFT AND SERVICE. CABLE FRAUD.

HEY, WRITE ME A TICKET.

UH-UH, BUDDY. WE'RE TAKING YOU IN.

- AH, MAN. - YOU HAVE THE RIGHT

TO REMAIN SILENT. IF YOU GIVE UP THE RIGHT...

I UNDERSTAND FITZSIMMONS COMMON-LAW WAS MURDERED.

WE GOT BLOOD SAMPLES. FIBERS. CLOTHES.

I'M ASKING FOR PRIORITY S.I.D.

YOU CAN'T HAVE THE CASE, HENRY. I'M SORRY.

FRANK. I KNOW THE ARGUMENTS, BELIEVE ME.

I'M AWARE.

I JUST DON'T WANT THAT ANIMAL OUT THERE ANYMORE.

OH, AND WE DO?

HE RAPES YOUR WIFE, MURDERS HIS GIRLFRIEND,

AND WE WANNA SEE HIM GET THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL?

GIVE YOUR NOTES TO NEAL.

EVEN IF I HADN'T HIT HIM, HE'D STILL BE IN?

FRANKLY, YES.

ANY DEVELOPMENTS ON FITZSIMMONS?

YEAH, I GOT A SNITCH WHO KNOWS THE DUDE.

WAITING FOR HIS CALL.

- KEEP ME CURRENT? - DEAL.

DETECTIVE, I HAVE TO GO. I'M SORRY.

I'VE GOT SOME APPOINTMENTS, BUT I'LL BE HAPPY

TO COOPERATE ANY WAY I CAN.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

UH, YEAH, LOOK, HEY?

MAYBE I COULD...

DROP THAT BY LATER. YOU KNOW, EYEBALL

SOME MORE MUG SHOTS.

UH, WELL...

YOU COULDN'T BRING THEM TO MY PLACE, COULD YOU?

YEAH.

YEAH, THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

FREE?

FREE.

WHAT DO YOU GOT?

DISORDERLY CONDUCT.

I JUST TOLD THE MAN, "DON'T COME WRONG."

THE NEXT THING I KNOW, THEY'RE THROWING ME

- ON THE GROUND. - RUFUS, PIPE DOWN. - EASY, MAN.

HOW'D YOU LIKE TO PLEAD HER DOWN?

WHAT'D YOU SAY, BUTTMAN?

- NOTHING, SARGE. - COME ON, LET'S GO.

HEY, WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT HIM FOR

WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU?

WHAT IS THIS? PRE-MENSTRUAL OR SOMETHING?

YOU CLUBBER, SLUGGER. WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU ARE.

COME ON, RIGHT NOW. BADGES OFF. OUTSIDE.

YOU AND ME. COME ON! COME ON!

WALK AWAY, BUTTMAN.

SERGEANT BATES. SERGEANT BATES.

- WHAT? - LET'S HAVE A LITTLE CONSULTATION.

I'M TALKING TO THIS JERK RIGHT NOW.

SO TALK TO ME NOW. JERK NUMBER TWO.

COME ON.

CAPTAIN, WE GOT AN INSTALLER

WHO WANTS TO ROLL ON HIS CLIENT LIST.

YOU KNOW, THE PEOPLE THAT'RE GETTING HOOKED UP.

CALL THE D.A.'S OFFICE.

ANYTHING THEY WANNA DO.

GOT SOME REAL HEAVY DUDES, MAN.

YOU BUST THESE PEOPLE, YOU GET ON THE NEWS.

I DON'T HAVE TO BE HANDLED, OKAY?

I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE.

IT JUST BURNS ME THAT HE HAD TO MAKE THAT REFERENCE.

PLUS THE LACK OF RESPECT.

I MEAN, I SAY TO THE KID TO DO SOMETHING.

RIGHT? I'M THE SERGEANT.

AND HE LOOKS TO COFFEY TO SEE IF HE HAS TO.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'D TELL YOU ABOUT THAT, BATES?

- SERGEANT TO SERGEANT? - WHAT?

THE WORLD IS FULL OF A NUMBER OF SWINE.

AND DOES THAT MEAN?

THINK ABOUT IT.

ON THIS MATTER OF RESPECT, SERGEANT.

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HAVING A LITTLE HARD TIME

WITH ME PERSONALLY SINCE I COME UP HERE, WOULD YOU?

WHY IS THAT?

JUST SEEMS ON CERTAIN OCCASIONS,

I'LL SAY "X," YOU'LL SAY "Y."

AND WHAT ARE YOU REFERRING TO?

FOR INSTANCE, THIS A.M. TURNOUT.

I SAY THAT BATES RIDES WITH BUTTMAN,

SWAN WITH COFFEY. YOU SAY NO.

BATES GETS SWAN. SO OKAY.

NO ARGUMENTS FROM STARCH.

BUT IF YOU GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM, SERGEANT.

YEAH, WELL, I DON'T LIKE

YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS WOMEN.

REFERENCING THE FACT THAT, IN SELF-DEFENSE,

I GAVE LIEUTENANT VERA HORVATH A SHOT.

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE, SERGEANT.

TWO SECONDS AGO, YOU WERE ABOUT TO DUKE IT OUT WITH A GUY.

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY?

IF YOU'D GONE, WHAT'S HE SUPPOSED TO DO?

KEEP HIS HANDS TIED UP LIKE THIS?

- OF COURSE NOT. - THERE. GOOD.

- YOU SAID IT. - HEY, SARGE.

WHAT?

GUYS ARE USING THE LADIES ROOM, SARGE.

THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT? RHONDA KIMMEL. THAT'S IT.

SEE?

WE'RE BOTH SERGEANTS.

WE GOTTA BE FAIR WITH EACH OTHER.

THIS IS HENRY TO RACHEL'S ANSWERING MACHINE.

UH...

RACHE, THE GUY WHO RAPED YOU MADE BAIL LAST NIGHT.

HIS GIRLFRIEND'S DEAD THIS MORNING.

NICE GOING. I GUESS THAT'S SOME KIND OF CIVICS LESSON.

OKAY, MS. KIMMEL.

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE FORCING ME TO DO HERE.

- WHAT? - WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

A MAN'S GOT FUNCTIONS, MS. KIMMEL.

BELIEVE ME, MS. KIMMEL. THIS EMBARRASSES ME

AS MUCH AS IT EMBARRASSES YOU.

UH, STAN...

GO AHEAD. URINATE.

AH...

THIS WOMAN'S GOT A LOT OF STONES, CAPTAIN.

PARDON THE METAPHOR.

RHONDA. JUST LISTEN TO ME NOW...

TELL THE WOMAN ANYTHING, RIGHT?

TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. TELL HER SHE'S 25 YEARS OLD.

- RHONDA... - I DON'T HAVE A SLIM WAIST.

DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?

FRANK?

WHAT?

I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD HELP.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

YOU'RE NOT A COP. THIS ISN'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

OKAY. OKAY.

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE NO URINALS IN THIS MEN'S ROOM.

WHO'S THAT? THE VICTIM LADY?

YES, IT IS!

WELL, I'M A VICTIM!

WELL, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M A CO-CONSPIRATOR

OR SOMETHING. I JUST HAPPENED TO SPEND

SPEND TEN MINUTES TALKING WITH HER THIS MORNING.

CAN ANY OF THE REST OF YOU SAY THAT?

I WANNA TALK TO THE VICTIM LADY.

ALONE.

COME ON, IS THAT POSSIBLE?

I MEAN, YOU ALL HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO, DON'T YOU?

OKAY, BUT MAKE SURE SHE UNDERSTANDS,

IF SHE COMES OUT NOW, WE CAN STILL

FORGIVE AND FORGET.

RHONDA?

FREE SOFT DRINK WITH THIS COUPON.

OH BOY.

AND A COUPON FOR A FREE DRINK.

HEY... GET AWAY FROM HERE!

ALL OF YOU!

GREAT. GREAT. SOME LURE I GOT HERE.

HEY, THE GUY WAS IN MY WAY.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. WHOSE RELATIVE ARE YOU?

WHAT?

YOU GOTTA BE SOMEBODY'S RELATIVE.

SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE, I'VE HAD THE WORST HOUR

OF CUSTOMER TRAFFIC IN MY HISTORY.

- YOU KNEECAPPED TWO KIDS. - THEY WERE PULLING MY FEATHERS...

YOU GROWL OFF WORKMEN COMING IN FOR COFFEE.

AND WHEN I CALL DOWNTOWN TO SPEAK TO UNCLE FRIAR PERSONALLY,

BEGGING HIM, "LET ME FIRE THIS NUT BEFORE I GO BROKE,"

- HE SAYS, "NO." - LISTEN TO ME, MISTER...

NO, YOU LISTEN TO ME, MISTER.

FROM NOW ON, NO MORE TALK.

NO GROWLING. JUST THIS.

BUK BUK-BUK-BUK-BUK!

HEY, STOP HIM! STOP HIM! ROBBER!

HEY, SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS!

I AM A COP!

YOU HAVE A CHOICE, ARMPIT.

I CAN EITHER BUST YOU,

OR I CAN KILL YOU!

YEAH. RIGHT. SEE IF I CAN. THANKS.

- WHAT YOU GOT? - WAIT FOR THE CAPTAIN.

GOT A TIP ON FITZSIMMONS, CAPTAIN.

HE'S CHECKED INTO A BOARDING HOUSE ON 117th STREET.

- ARREST WARRANTS. - JUST CALLING FOR IT.

PRESS CALL, LINE FOUR.

WASHINGTON.

FURILLO?

I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER, CHIEF.

SIT.

NAME.

NAME, HAIRBALL, OR I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT

THROUGH YOUR NOSE.

OH. ARE YOU DEAF?

HE'S NOT DEAF. HE WANTS A LAWYER.

READY?

YEAH. ONE SECOND, LET ME...

FINISH.

DONE.

- YOU GOT A MINUTE? - SURE. WHAT'S UP?

WELL...

HEY, I JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK YOU...

I MEAN, YOU SEEMED A LITTLE NERVOUS OUT THERE THIS MORNING.

W... W... WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU KNOW, THE CUFFS AND...

YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?

LARRY. MAYBE I'M WAY OUT OF LINE,

BUT YOU GOTTA TELL ME, I MEAN.

CAN I ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR STAMMER?

IT... IT'S A LOT

BETTER THAN IT USED TO BE.

BUT YOU'RE SEEING A THERAPIST.

I USED TO.

B... BUT IT ONLY COMES OUT NOW

UNDER STRESS.

AND THIS IS STRESS.

IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT IT UP.

WHY? DO YOU THINK I'M NOT READY TO BE A COP?

THE ACADEMY PASSED ME.

THEY THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY.

YEAH, WELL. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR COURT.

AND PROBABLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS ANYWAY.

HEY, I'M...

I'M GLAD I PULLED THE HILL.

G... GIVES ME A CHANCE TO WORK THIS THING OUT.

CAPTAIN, D. A. SAYS MAKE THE DEAL WITH

THE CABLE INSTALLER. INVESTIGATE THE NAMES HE GIVES US.

DO YOU WANT IT?

YEAH, MR. CORNELL GAVE US THIS THREE-PAGE LIST,

AND THERE'S ONE PARTICULAR NAME HERE.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

CORNELL'S A B & E GUY. HE KNOWS A LOT OF LAWYERS.

HARRY.

WE HAVE A THEFT-OF-SERVICE SUSPECT

I'D LIKE YOU TO BRING IN.

BINGO. WELL, THERE'S A BINGO.

FEELING BETTER NOW, ARE WE?

YEAH. SHE'S OKAY. FRANK?

ALL SHE WANTS IS JUST ONCE IN A WHILE, Y'KNOW,

SOMEBODY OF RANK TO SAY "GOOD MORNING" TO HER.

OR... OR TO ASK HER ABOUT HER WORK

WITHOUT CRITICIZING IT. YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALL SHE WANTS.

WARRANT FOR FITZSIMMONS, CAPTAIN.

EXCUSE ME THERE, SNOOPY.

UM, I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY, LIEUTENANT.

RHONDA.

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE VERY BUSY MEN.

YOU CAN'T RUN AN UNDERCOVER

WITH GUYS CLOWNING AROUND LIKE THAT.

ARE THE DEFENDANT'S ASSERTIONS TRUE?

YOUR HONOR, HE WAS OBSTRUCTING ALL MORNING.

BY WHICH YOU MEAN HE WAS

EXPRESSING HIMSELF ARTISTICALLY.

- NO, I MEAN HE WAS A HUMP. - NO-NO-NO-NO.

YOU'RE THE HUMP, DETECTIVE.

WHAT? NOW, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?

YOU ARREST A MAN

BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED OVER HIM

OR BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE HIS FACE?

YOU VENT YOUR RAGE AT HIM BECAUSE YOU

HAVE TO WEAR A CHICKEN SUIT.

AND YOU CLOG THE COURTS WITH THIS GARBAGE.

NOW I'D SAY THAT MAKES YOU "HUMP OF THE DAY," DETECTIVE.

YOU'RE ON THE VERGE OF CONTEMPT.

NO, YOU'RE A JOKE.

I CITE YOU, DETECTIVE.

GIVE HIM TEN MINUTES TO PUT A MUZZLE ON.

A STREET ARTISTE.

WELL, I THINK THAT'S SWEET.

SMITH.

BUSTED AGAIN, HUH, MAN?

WHAT YOU GOT, BLOOD?

LITTLE REEFER. BE WALKING AROUND.

REMEMBER THAT THING I WAS TALKING TO YOU ABOUT?

- WHAT THING? - THAT THING WITH CURTIS?

- THE DUDE YOU OFFED? - YEAH, THE DUDE I OFFED.

WHAT'D I SAY? I WANT YOU TO SHUT UP ABOUT THAT NAME

AND JUST LISTEN. I'M TELLING YOU.

THE PIECE IS UNDER MY BED.

WHAT YOU WANT FROM ME?

I WANT YOU TO LOSE IT.

P. D. SAY I GET 20 DAYS.

SO LOSE IT, UNDERSTAND, BROTHER MAN?

OKAY. YOU GOT IT.

RUFUS GORDON.

I WAS HERE BEFORE HE WAS.

HEY, MAN, WHAT ABOUT US?

TELL THE JUDGE I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

NOW.

MORE GARBAGE. DOES THIS DEPARTMENT

EVER NAB A SERIOUS FELON?

YOUR HONOR. EXCUSE ME. COULD I STEP UP?

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LIFT A LEG.

YOUR HONOR, THIS DIRTBAG HERE, GORDON?

JUST CONFESSED TO A MURDER

BACK IN THE HOLDING PEN.

RECESS AND I'LL SWEAR TO COMPLAINT.

- THIS GUY RIGHT HERE? - YEAH.

THAT'S NOT BAD.

RECESS. 15 MINUTES.

BELKER.

SORRY ABOUT OUR TIFF BEFORE.

LET'S ASK OURSELVES, DETECTIVE.

COULD IT HAVE BEEN SOME WEIRD PRESCIENCE ON MY PART

THAT TURNED US UP A BIGGIE?

- EXCUSE ME, MS. DAVENPORT. - YES, DETECTIVE.

EH, DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER, OKAY, BUT I HAVE

A WARRANT HERE FOR YOU FOR, UH,

THEFT OF SERVICES.

- WHAT IS THIS? - LOOK, AS SOON AS

THE ARRAIGNMENT'S DONE, WOULD YOU COME BACK WITH ME

TO HILL STREET?

IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?

NO, MA'AM, IT'S CAPTAIN FURILLO'S ORDERS.

HE SAID AS SOON AS YOUR CASES WERE DONE,

I SHOULD BRING YOU BACK.

HOLD IT, MAN!

HEY, STUPID, HUH?

YOU FORGOT TO GET RID OF THIS, DIDN'T YOU, FITZSIMMONS?

- COME ON, MAN, WHAT'RE YOU DOING? - YOU'RE UNDER ARREST NOW

FOR THE MURDER OF MARTHA STANLEY.

NOW READ HIM HIS RIGHTS... SHUT UP!

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT...

IF YOU GIVE UP THAT RIGHT,

IT CAN AND WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU

IN A COURT OF LAW.

GET HIM UP.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

HEY, MOVE HIM OUT.

- HI. - HEY.

YOU GET THE GRATEFUL BLADDER AWARD.

EXCUSE ME... THANKS, LEO.

GETTING RHONDA KIMMEL OUT OF THE JOHN.

WELL, I AM THE VICTIMS' AIDE, HENRY.

- RACHEL. - HI.

- MRS. GOLDBLUME. - MRS. FURILLO.

WHAT'S IN A NAME, RIGHT?

EXCUSE US A MINUTE,

YOU HAVE A HELL OF A NERVE LEAVING THAT MESSAGE

- ON MY MACHINE. - A WOMAN IS DEAD...

WHAT ABOUT IF YOUR SON HAD COME HOME FROM SCHOOL

AND CLICKED ON THAT MACHINE BEFORE I DID?

RACHEL. RACHEL, LOOK AT ME.

RACHEL. RACHEL!

HE LOOKED RIGHT AT ME.

HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHO I WAS.

OKAY, OKAY.

- LEO. - BASTARD.

- PUT HIM IN AN INTERROGATION ROOM. - SORRY, LIEUTENANT.

COME ON.

YOU OKAY?

LISTEN.

I KNOW IT'S TOO LATE, BUT...

IF SIGNING A COMPLAINT WILL KEEP HIM OFF THE STREET.

THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

WE SHOULD HAVE HIM COLD ON MURDER.

I FEEL RESPONSIBLE.

I NEVER FELT MORE ROTTEN IN MY LIFE.

WHAT GOOD IS THAT GONNA DO?

I LET HIM KILL SOMEONE.

YOU SAID THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN,

- AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. - LISTEN.

THE GUY WALKED THIS MORNING MOSTLY 'CAUSE OF

HOW I ARRESTED HIM.

YOU WERE ATTACKED.

WHAT YOU DID AFTERWARD WAS TRYING TO PROTECT

YOURSELF AND OUR KIDS.

PLEASE FORGIVE YOURSELF.

AND FORGIVE ME FOR MAKING THAT HARDER FOR YOU.

NOW, GO ON. WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME?

THERE'S NOTHING FOR YOU TO DO HERE.

GO ON. I'LL TRY TO SEE THE KIDS LATER.

THEY WERE COUNTING ON IT.

SIX O'CLOCK.

I'M GONNA TRY.

THANKS.

HI.

OH, HI.

HI, I... UH.

I, UH, BROUGHT THE PHOTOS.

PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

OOH.

THIS IS REALLY GREAT OF YOU.

WHAT?

OH, YOU MEAN, TO, UH, COME OVER.

TO GIVE IT SO MUCH ATTENTION.

LET'S FACE IT. I DO HAVE INSURANCE.

HEY, INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER THE TIME YOU'RE OUT.

NO. YOU'RE RIGHT.

INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER THE SENSE OF VIOLATION, EITHER.

THAT'S TRUE.

THANK YOU.

HMM.

YOU, UH, SEE ANYBODY?

OH GOSH, HE WAS PRETTY FAR AWAY.

I DON'T THINK I COULD RECOGNIZE

ANYTHING OFF OF A PHOTO.

SORRY.

HEY...

JUST KEEP TRYING.

COULD WE KEEP TRYING OVER DINNER?

DINNER... DINNER, YEAH. SURE. DINNER.

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, CAPTAIN?

YEAH. COME ON IN.

CLOSE THE DOOR, WOULD YOU?

WORD GETS OUT FAST, OFFICER BUTTMAN.

ABOUT WHAT, SIR?

ABOUT HOW MANY FEATHERS YOU MANAGED TO RUFFLE

YOUR FIRST DAY ON THE JOB.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIT IN, CAPTAIN.

YOU KNOW, SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT NEED ONE OF THOSE UNIFORMS

TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.

MIGHT BE WISE TO STAY ON THEIR GOOD SIDE.

I GUESS, UNTIL PEOPLE GET TO KNOW ME,

THEY DON'T ALWAYS APPRECIATE MY SENSE OF HUMOR.

WHEN I WAS A ROOKIE,

WE ALWAYS FIGURED THE BEST WAY TO FIT IN

WAS TO KEEP OUR MOUTHS SHUT AND DO OUR JOBS.

WELL. MAYBE I OUGHTA BE FITTED FOR A MUZZLE OR SOMETHING.

MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA, STARTING RIGHT NOW.

UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING CLEVER TO SAY TO THAT, TOO.

CAN'T THINK OF A THING, CAPTAIN.

THAT'S A "B." THE BEST ANSWER IS "NO, SIR."

YES, SIR.

CAPTAIN, THE AFOREMENTIONED SUSPECT'S IN INTERROGATION

- ANYTIME YOU'RE READY. - THANKS, HARRY.

30 SECONDS FOR ME, FRANK?

YEAH. 30 SECONDS.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW I KNOW THERE WAS MORE

TO YOUR CONVERSATION WITH THE ASSISTANT D.A. THIS MORNING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN I KNOW HE MUST'VE RECOMMENDED

AN I.A.D. INQUIRY INTO MY ARREST OF FITZSIMMONS.

YOU MUST'VE ASKED HIM TO PASS.

WELL, IF THAT'S TRUE, HENRY, I MUST'VE THOUGHT

YOU DESERVED IT.

I MEAN, THE BOOKS IN YOUR ACCOUNT

DIDN'T JUST OPEN THIS MORNING.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW, FIRST, I'M GRATEFUL.

THERE'S NO NEED FOR GRATITUDE.

AND, ALSO, I'M GONNA TAKE A LITTLE TIME OFF.

I GOT SOME COMING, I THINK I OUGHTA TAKE IT.

IF I CAN HAVE NEXT WEEK, MAYBE I CAN BE OF SOME HELP TO RACHEL.

DON'T. FRANK, REALLY,

I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU.

I'VE BEEN CRUEL THESE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS.

AH, NOT THESE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS.

I'M GONNA TAKE THIS TIME, TRY TO FIGURE OUT

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED.

NEXT WEEK'S FINE.

- KEEP YOU POSTED. - KEEP ME POSTED.

UH, DETECTIVE, HAS MS. DAVENPORT BEEN MIRANDIZED?

YES, SIR.

- THANK YOU. - OH.

I THINK I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE WITH THE SUSPECT NOW, SIR.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT LITTLE CREEP.

YOU KNOW, HE APPROACHED ME.

HE WAS SOMEBODY'S CLIENT.

HE OFFERED TO HOOK THE DAMN THING UP.

WELL, COUNSELOR, WE'RE TALKING

CLASS-B MISDEMEANOR HERE.

FRANK. A JOKE'S A JOKE.

INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE D.A.'S OFFICE ARE

GO FOR A CONVICTION WHEREVER POSSIBLE.

GARI... YOU KNOW GARIBALDI

DIDN'T READ ME MY RIGHTS.

DO YOU HAVE ANY WITNESSES?

MAYBE YOU AND I COULD CUT SOME SORT OF DEAL.

I'M A REALIST.

I KNOW OUR JUDICIARY'S

STRAINED TO THE LIMITS.

IS THAT A YES?

WHAT'VE YOU GOT?

IT'S... MOSTLY IN A PERSONAL AREA.

BE SPECIFIC.

RESUMPTION OF CONJUGAL RELATIONS.

WHERE?

AT HOME. IN BED.

I WANT A NEW ADDRESS.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OLD ADDRESS?

IT WAS YOURS. I WANT ONE THAT'S OURS.

YOU'RE A TOUGH COP, FURILLO.

AND IT'S UNDERSTOOD

THAT IF THE CHARGES ARE DROPPED,

YOU WILL TERMINATE ILLEGAL CABLE HOOKUP

AND MAKE RESTITUTION.

- OKAY. - ALSO.

THAT THIS ARRANGEMENT WAS NOT COERCED IN ANY WAY.

YES TO ALL OF IT.

THESE PAST FOUR MONTHS, I'VE MISSED YOU.

I HAD TO FIND THAT OUT.

COME HOME, PIZZA MAN.

THIS IS, UH, NOT THE KIND OF PLACE

A GUY LIKE ME USUALLY GETS TO.

AND YOU'RE NOT THE KIND OF WOMAN

A GUY LIKE ME USUALLY ATTRACTS.

WHAT KIND OF GUY IS THAT?

YOU KNOW.

COP.

WELL, THIS WOMAN'S ATTRACTED.

I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, CAROLINE.

BEING A COP, IT MAKES YOU KIND OF CYNICAL.

YOU SEE SO MUCH THAT'S UGLY IN PEOPLE.

I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS...

I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF PROBLEMS

RELATING TO WOMEN IN THE PAST.

BUT I GET A RUSH OFF OF YOU I HAVEN'T FELT FOR A LONG TIME.

- JOHN? - YEAH?

DO YOU WANT TO TAKE ME HOME NOW?

DO I.

UH, HERE. HERE, USE THIS.

- HEY. NO, HEY. - HEY. HEY.

I INVITED YOU.

SERGEANT WANTS TO RE-ENLIST THERE, ALFONSO.

LET ME DOWN!

YOU FOLKS MEET MY FIANCEE, LOIS?

GET OUT OF HERE, BUTTMAN.

SORRY. WE WERE JUST LOOKING FOR THE, UH,

LAVATORY FACILITIES.

IT'S AROUND THE SIDE, RIGHT OVER THERE.

AROUND THE SIDE, OVER THERE.

YOU EVER TRIED IT AROUND THE SIDE, LOIS?

STOP BEING SUCH A JERK.

EXCUSE THE INTERRUPTION.

- SUB-HUMAN. - TAKE IT EASY, LUCE.

YOU TAKE IT EASY. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

SEE YOU LATER, LUCE.

YOU KNOW, THIS KID IS REALLY A BAD EGG.

HE'S A WRONG NUMBER.

YOU KNOW I'M NO PRUDE, FELLAS.

BUT WHEN THEY WORK THE BACK ROOM, YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO STAY IN THE BACK ROOM. THAT'S A PRIVATE GATHERING.

- IT'S NONE OF MY CONCERN. - SORRY, AL.

THIS HERE, I JEOPARDIZE MY LICENSE AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

HEY, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT, AL.

HEY, NO ONE'S MORE GRATEFUL THAN ME.

YOU PEOPLE ARE HALF MY RACKET.

YEAH?

HEY, BROTHER. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

THINGS HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE OUT OF HAND BACK HERE, RANDY.

OH, YEAH, MAN. I GAVE THE BARTENDER SOME LIP

WHEN HE BROUGHT THE LAST ROUND.

LISTEN, I... TIGHTEN HIM UP FOR ME,

WOULD YOU FELLAS? TELL HIM I'M SORRY.

HEY, PUT THE MONEY AWAY, BUTTMAN.

IT'S OVER, MAN.

HEY, GUYS.

THE ROOKIES ARE RUNNING THIS ROOM FOR THE EVENING.

- THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY... - NOT ANYMORE.

HEY, MAN. TO HELL WITH THE BARTENDER.

WHAT, YOU GUYS AREN'T INTERESTED IN SECONDS?

TO HELL WITH YOU, TOO...

- HEY! TAKE IT EASY! - GET IT THROUGH YOU, SUCKER!

NOW YOU SHUT IT DOWN. YOU HEAR ME?

- OKAY. - YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES, BOY.

- OKAY. - AND YOU LEAVE BY THE BACK WAY.

WE DON'T WANNA SEE ANY OF IT, YOU GOT IT?

I GOT IT.

L... L... LET ME GO.

ARE YOU S... S... SURE, LARRY?

WE STILL GOT FIVE MINUTES.

PATS?

LOOK, UH,

I FOUND THIS IN THE DUMPSTER DOWN THE ALLEY.

THERE'S NO CASH. THERE'S NO CREDIT...

- WAIT, DON'T SMUDGE IT. - I WON'T.

WARREN G. REYNOLDS.

HELLO?

YES, THIS IS SHE.

OH MY GOD.

YES.

OF COURSE, I'LL BE OVER RIGHT AWAY.

THANK YOU.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I, UH...

JUST GOT SOME HORRIBLE NEWS.

MY HUSBAND'S BEEN MURDERED.

IN THE HORRIBLE NEWS CATEGORY,

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A HUSBAND.

I'M NERVOUS.

- WHY? - I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.

IT'S LIKE RIDING A BIKE.

JUST CLIMB ON AND START PEDALING.

THANKS FOR WAITING, PIZZA MAN.

THANKS FOR BEING SO PATIENT.

PATIENCE'S JUST RUN OUT.

I'D CALL THAT PERFECT TIMING.