Original subtitles

PUT THE STOOL DOWN RIGHT NOW!

I'LL PUT IT DOWN!

COMING TONIGHT ON HILL STREET BLUES...

IF YOU TOTALLY BELIEVE IN THE FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM,

ANYONE CAN BECOME A SUCCESS.

OH, WITHOUT QUESTION.

THE GUY ASKED ME TO GIVE HIM WHIPPED CREAM

AND HOT FUDGE FOR 35 BUCKS.

I DON'T THINK I MISUNDERSTOOD.

WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT FUDGE?

LET'S KEEP THOSE OTHER TWO RUSSIANS

COMFORTABLE AND ISOLATED.

LOW PROFILE, EVERYBODY. NOTHING HAPPENED.

I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A HOSTAGE SITUATION

DEVELOPING AT HILL STREET... A RUSSIAN.

ACTUALLY, IT'S NOTHING.

THEY'RE BREAKING IN DOWN THERE.

ITEM 7, THE YULE APPROACHES.

UH, ADDITIONAL HOLIDAY ASSIGNMENTS.

FOOT PATROL ACCOMPANYING THE SALVATION ARMY BAND

AND MT. HERMAN BAPTIST GOSPEL CHOIR, AND THEY'RE COMBINED,

AND I MIGHT ADD, COURAGEOUS ANNUAL SERENADE

OF THE CENTER STREET PROJECTS.

OFFICERS MEYER, GRENLEY, AND SCHWARTZ

ARE OVERSEEING THIS AFTERNOON'S GIFT GIVEAWAY

AT THE HERTEL YOUTH FACILITY, MARGOLIS AND RICHMOND.

ITEM 8 CONCERNS THE VISIT OF, UH... HMM.

NOW, THESE ARE REPRESENTATIVES OF THE JOURNALISTS

DUE IN FOR PUBLICATIONS OF MANUFACTURING

AND FARM COLLECTIVES OF THE SOVIET REPUBLIC OF GEORGIA.

NOW, THESE SCRIBES HAVE ASKED,

DURING THEIR STAY IN OUR FAIR CITY,

TO SEE THE SITUATION OF THE PROLETARIAT CLASS

IN A TRUE AMERICAN GHETTO.

WE QUALIFY.

LIEUTENANT HUNTER WILL SUPERVISE THEIR TOUR,

COMMENCING AT 800 HOURS.

OFFICERS HILL AND RENK GO TO SERVICE ESCORTS.

THE QUESTION IS HOW NOW TO ASK THEM CREEPS.

THERE'LL BE NO EDITORIALIZING, ANDY.

THE, UH, PODIUM NOTES WITHIN YOUR ITINERARY

STOP AT MAYNARD'S COUNTRY KITCHEN.

AW!

ITEM 9, A CRITICAL RISE IN ROBBERIES OF PHARMACIES,

AMBULANCES, MEDICAL, AND VETERINARY OFFICES, HAS ENSUED

FOLLOWING OUR RECENT NARCOTICS OPERATION IN LITTLE ECUADOR.

THE PANIC IS ON, PEOPLE.

NOW, DETECTIVE BELKER BEGINS AN UNDERCOVER TODAY

WITH THE FAIRVIEW AMBULANCE SERVICE.

BE ALERT FOR BACKUP.

TOUGH CHOICE... MOUTH-TO-MOUTH AND BELKER ARE DEATH.

ITEM 10 IS THE WELCOME RETURN

TO ALUMNI MARTY NICHOLS AND AL BOLINO...

WHO, UH, ALONG WITH SIX OF THEIR FELLOW OFFICERS

FROM SOUTH FERRY, WILL BE FLUSHING OUT, AS IT WERE,

OUR ONGOING PROSTITUTION UNDERCOVER ON EAST UTICA.

I'M AFRAID TO ASK AL WHAT HE'S GONNA BE DOING.

ITEM 11, WELL, THE HELP IS A VERY TEMPORARY SITUATION,

AND YOU'RE ADVISED OF A TEMPORARY FREEZE

ON ALL PROMOTIONS, AS REGARDS TO THE FORCE.

COURAGE, LUCY.

ITEM LAST, A CHRISTMAS REMINDER

FROM OUR CONFRERES IN THE JUDICIAL ARM

SHARE OUR OWN DEEP DESIRE

TO HONOR HOLIDAY SHOPPING AND PARTY COMMITMENTS.

OUR ADVERSARIES IN THE STREETS

SOMETIMES ARE FAMILIES AND LOVED ONES AS WELL.

IN THE SEVEN DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS,

LET US NOT THEREFORE BE ADVERSE

AT TIPPING THE SCALES ON THE CLOSE ONES, HUH?

AWAY FROM THE BUSTS, AWAY FROM THE PAPERWORK,

AWAY FROM THE TESTIMONY,

AWAY FROM THE LONELY CHRISTMAS INCARCERATION.

WELL, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. LET'S ROLL.

AND HEY, HEY... LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.

YOU GOT IT, SARGE.

IN ORDER TO SPEAK MY OWN LANGUAGE,

I HAVE TO GO OUT TO A PLACE

AND EAT SOUL FOOD WITH A BUNCH OF RUSSIANS.

I'M GONNA BE WITH THOSE JERKS.

HEY, THAT'S ROTTEN LUCK.

IT'S NOT LUCK, IT'S POLITICS.

HE JUST WANTS EVERYBODY TO KNOW THAT JUST BECAUSE HE'S A COP,

HE'S NOT GONNA BE PLAYING FAVORITES.

YEAH, BECAUSE OF THE BUDGET PROBLEM.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

SO YOU AGREE WITH HIM?

NO, I AGREE WITH WHAT HE SAID.

THAT MAKES SENSE.

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY HE'S DOING IT.

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T SEEM TOO BROKEN UP ABOUT THIS, JOE.

HEY, I FEEL BAD, OKAY, LUCE?

BUT IF YOU ASK ME IF I'M SORRY THAT IT'S GONNA BE YOU

RATHER THAN SOME BEER-BELLIED GRUNT

SITTING NEXT TO ME IN THE UNIT, THE ANSWER'S NO.

AT LEAST YOU'RE HONEST.

YEAH, YOU'LL BE WEARING STRIPES WITHIN A YEAR.

A YEAR?

18 MONTHS MAX.

- HEY, HEY. - HEY, JOE, HOW ARE YOU?

- YOU LOOK GREAT. - HI, MARTY.

- WHOA! - OH.

BOBBY, HI.

HI, MARTY. YOU LOOK GREAT.

THANKS. YOU DO TOO.

A LOT BETTER THAN THE RUMORS.

YEAH, WELL, WINNING THAT LOTTERY

PUT ME THROUGH A LOT OF CHANGES, BUT THAT'S BEHIND ME NOW.

OH, ALONG WITH THE MONEY?

NO, I HAVE A... I STILL HAVE A FEW CRUMBS LEFT.

HOW ABOUT IF I SCRAPE TOGETHER A FEW

TO TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER TONIGHT?

YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT.

YOU'RE GIVING ME SOME REALLY GOOD THOUGHTS.

HEY, I'M FOR SALE TO YOU ANYWAY, SUGAR.

WE HAVE A 9-11. ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS.

SEE SURPLUS STORE, CORNER OF PEEBLES DRIVE AND 124TH STREET.

♪♪

♪♪

UH, IF WE GET HIT BY ROBBERS,

YOU LET 'EM TAKE WHATEVER IT IS THEY TAKE

AND LET 'EM GET OUT OF HERE.

ONCE THEY'RE OUT ON THE STREET, I'LL NAIL 'EM.

THE LAST TIME I CHASED 'EM WITH A 2X4.

CURTIS HAD A LEAD PIPE.

KIDS... IT'S ALWAYS KIDS.

THAT'S BECAUSE JUNKIES DON'T GET TO BE TOO OLD.

HEY, A BRILLIANT PHILOSOPHICAL OBSERVATION, CURTIS.

I GOTTA WARN YOU, SARGE, EVEN IF WE DON'T GET ROBBED,

YOU MAY BE IN FOR SOME PRETTY FUNKY STUFF TODAY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. I GOT A NOTE FROM MY MOTHER.

YOU GUYS SEE A LOT OF BULLET HOLES,

BUT WE GET ACTION ON THIS STREET WORSE THAN I SAW IN 'NAM.

UNIT 4, UNIT 4, PLEASE RESPOND.

CURTIS, COOL THE TAPE.

UNIT FOUR, GO AHEAD.

WE HAVE A 63-YEAR-OLD FEMALE WITH CHEST PAIN

AT 133RD AND DECKER.

UNIT 4 RESPONDING.

- 100TH AND DECKER. - 100TH AND DECKER.

HEY, HAIRBAG, THEY SAID 133RD AND DECKER.

WHAT'S DOIN'?

I'M DOIN'.

LAST WEEK, WE GOT A JUNKIE WHO SAT ON A SELTZER BOTTLE.

IT WAS LIKE DELIVERING A BABY,

EXCEPT YOU COULDN'T RETURN IT FOR A DEPOSIT.

COMING UP ON 130TH.

FIVE SECONDS OFF MEDIAN. 14 OFF THE RECORD.

WELL, THE FIRST ONE'S ALWAYS THE SLOWEST.

HOW LONG DID YOUR HEART STOP FOR THIS TIME, MRS. RANDOLPH?

- HOW LONG? - YEAH.

LET'S SEE. MAYBE ABOUT 30 MINUTES.

UH-HUH.

WELL, IT'S BEATING NICE AND STRONG NOW,

BUT I THINK WE'D BETTER TAKE YOU IN ANYWAY.

BESIDES, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU

TO HAVE A CLINIC APPOINTMENT.

LOUIS, I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT LAST NIGHT.

I NOTICED MY PILLS ARE GETTING KIND OF LOW.

SO IF YOU WOULD KINDLY HELP ME UP, I'LL GO GET MY MEDICINE.

OKAY, NICE AND EASY, SWEETHEART.

NICE AND EASY.

OH, GOODNESS. THANK YOU.

- THANK YOU, LOUIS. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

SHE DON'T LOOK TOO SICK.

NOT TOO BAD. SHE'S HYPERTENSIVE.

ARE YOU SURE SHE'S NOT USING YOU FOR A TAXI?

YOU EVER TRY TO GET A TAXI UP HERE?

I'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU BOYS.

CURTIS.

THANK YOU.

LOUIS.

THANK YOU.

HERE.

THANK YOU.

OKAY, NICE AND EASY NOW.

ALL RIGHTY.

THAT'S IT.

OH, BOY.

AM I ALL RIGHT NOW?

OH, YOU'RE FINE NOW. JUST LIE BACK.

THERE WE GO.

OKAY, I'M READY.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- MICHAEL. - MICHAEL?

WAIT A... WAIT A MINUTE.

ARE YOU... YOU FROM THE WELFARE?

NO.

WELL, KEEP IT.

OKAY, WATCH YOUR ELBOWS NOW.

NICE AND EASY. COMING THROUGH.

THAT'S IT, NOW. NICE AND EASY.

IT'S GOOD? GREAT, MAYNARD.

THIS GENTLEMAN IS A PILLAR OF THIS COMMUNITY.

HE PROVIDES MEALS FOR THE NEEDY

EACH THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS,

AND EVERY YEAR, HE GOES TO A PARTY AS SANTA CLAUS

FOR THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILDREN...

UH, PROBLEMS OF PIGMENTATION NOTWITHSTANDING.

♪♪

EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. WHAT IS THIS APPLIANCE?

OH, THAT, MR. TCHERCHENKO, IS YOUR BASIC GHETTO BLASTER.

YOU SEE, YOU PUT A LITTLE TAPE CASSETTE IN HERE LIKE THIS,

AND YOU PROP THE BOX UP ON YOUR SHOULDER

AND SORT OF WALK DOWN THE STREET

UNTIL THE VOLUME SORT OF MAKES YOUR NOSE BLEED.

TAPE CASSETTE.

IMPRESSIONS, MR. MANASCHVILI?

OH, I AM STILL GATHERING THINGS.

YES, KONSTANTIN OBSERVES EVERYTHING, LIEUTENANT.

HE MISSES NOTHING.

HEY, BOBBY, YOU SAY THESE FOLKS ARE FROM RUSSIAN GEORGIA?

THEY EAT LIKE THEY'RE FROM MACON, GEORGIA.

A RIGHTEOUS MEAL THERE, MAYNARD.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

OH, IT IS COMPLETELY DELICIOUS.

I HOPE YOU WILL TELL THE INGREDIENTS.

UH-OH, THAT MAY BE A STATE SECRET.

NO, WE'VE GOT IT FOR YOU.

LOTS OF FOLKS ASK.

EXCUSE ME, UH, IS IT SO EASY FOR A PERSON IN AMERICA

TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL AND GIVE AWAY FOOD?

WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY IT'S EASY, MISTER.

CAN I HAVE SOME BONES?

HONEY, WE'RE STILL USING IT TO MAKE THE SOUP.

I THOUGHT... THOUGHT YOU WERE GIVING BONES AWAY.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING BONES AWAY.

BUT WE'RE STILL USING IT FOR THE SOUP.

I SEE THOSE BONES. NOW, GIVE ME THEM!

MAYNARD, THE MAN'S GIVING ME A HARD TIME.

I CAN'T KEEP MY DOG TIED OUTSIDE ALL DAY.

AS SOON AS WE GET...

I NEED THE BONES!

TAKE IT EASY, NOW!

THE WOMAN'S LYING TO ME.

MAN, GET THAT STOOL DOWN RIGHT NOW!

PUT THE STOOL DOWN RIGHT NOW!

I'LL PUT IT DOWN!

YOU ALL RIGHT, SUGAR?

I THINK SO.

- AM I CUT? - NO, UH-UH.

RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE!

- BONES! - GIVE US YOUR NAME!

TYRONE!

WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF MY DOG?

WE'LL KEEP THE DOG HERE.

ALL RIGHT, TYRONE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

WE'LL GO.

I WOULD LIKE VERY MUCH TO SEE YOUR PROCEDURES OF ARREST.

I WOULD WISH TO FOLLOW THE ENTIRE ARREST PROCEDURE.

WOULD THIS BE POSSIBLE?

OH, WE HAVE NO GULAGS HERE.

WE DO OUR PENAL LINEN IN FRESH AIR AND SUNLIGHT.

COME ALONG, IF YOU LIKE.

LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT, IF YOU SO DESIRE,

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

NOW, THAT'S MY RECIPE.

OH!

AND PLEASE COME BACK.

THANK YOU.

- SPASIBO, MAYNARD. - YEAH.

MAYNARD, UH, DID THE CITY'S VISITOR BUREAU

MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR PAYMENT?

UH-UH.

BOOK THIS CREEP.

CHARGE?

SOLICITING, AND JUST BEING A DEGENERATE.

ROB, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

J.D.

YEAH, I'M GREAT, MAN. HOW ABOUT...

ROB, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME OUT, J.D.

OFFICER NICHOLS.

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

WELL, YEAH, I DO. HE'S A FAMILY MEMBER.

HE'S MY SISTER'S HUSBAND.

WELL, HE'S SICK. HE NEEDS A LOT OF HELP.

ROB, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

OKAY, UH, WHAT'S THE CHARGE?

SOLICITING.

COME ON, J.D.

"COME ON, J.D." WHAT?

DID HE APPROACH YOU?

YEAH, HE SURE DID.

OFFICER NICHOLS, IS THERE ANY CHANCE

YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN?

I MEAN, THIS GUY IS MARRIED TO MY SISTER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'D... OKAY, MAYBE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.

J.D., THE GUY ASKED ME TO GIVE HIM WHIPPED CREAM

AND HOT FUDGE FOR 35 BUCKS.

I DON'T THINK I MISUNDERSTOOD.

WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT FUDGE?

WHAT'S WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT FUDGE?

J.D., YOU THINK YOU CAN...

WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT FUDGE?

BOOK HIM.

- BAD NEWS, FRANK. - WHAT?

SHE'S COMING IN ON AN EARLIER FLIGHT.

HOW MUCH EARLIER?

SHE'S STILL COMING IN ON TUESDAY, ISN'T SHE?

TOMORROW, 1:30.

WONDERFUL.

I HAVE TO SAY,

I'M MORE THAN A LITTLE IRRITATED WITH FAY.

I ASKED HER TO KEEP FRANK JR. THIS WEEKEND.

SHE SAID NO?

SHE SAID SHE NEEDED THE SPACE.

I'LL CALL HER.

I'M GOING TO SEND A CAB TO THE AIRPORT FOR MOTHER, FRANK.

SHE'S GOING TO STAY WITH US.

WHAT ABOUT HER HOTEL?

IT'LL ONLY BE A FEW NIGHTS.

SHE COULDN'T GET A RESERVATION, OKAY?

OKAY.

TYRONE CRANE?

VANDALISM.

YOU'VE GOT A SPOT.

I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS. SEE YA.

SEE YA.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE ALL RIGHT

WITH MOTHER STAYING WITH US FOR A FEW NIGHTS?

OH, NO PROBLEM.

THERE'S GONNA BE PLENTY OF ROOM,

BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE HERE, I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF.

ALL ALLEGED PERPETRATORS

MUST UNDERGO THIS FINGERPRINTING PROCESS.

WHERE'S MY DOG? WHERE IS HE?

HE'S IN THE RESTAURANT, TYRONE. HE'S FINE.

I GOTTA SEE HIM.

HEY, NOW, TYRONE, YOU TAKE IT EASY.

YOUR POOCH IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT,

BUT YOU'RE GONNA END UP SPENDING THE CHRISTMAS SEASON

IN THE KENNEL IF YOU DON'T STRAIGHTEN UP, YOU HEAR ME?

COME ON, NOW. GIVE ME THAT. TAKE A WALK OVER HERE NOW.

HEY, AL.

JUST PHOTOGRAPHS, MS. DAVENPORT, AND HE'S ALL YOURS.

NOW, MR. CRANE AND HIS ATTORNEY

WILL COUNSEL US TO HIS SITUATION,

WHICH IS A PORTION OF THE PROCESS

THAT OUR CONSTITUTION SAYS THAT WE CANNOT ATTEMPT,

AND I THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD USE THE INTERPOL

TO TOUR THE REST OF THE FACILITY, IF THAT PLEASES YOU.

SURE.

OH, GOOD.

UH, FOLLOW ME.

DO YOU HAVE FAMILY, TYRONE?

I LEFT WHEN MY... MY MA DIED.

WHAT ABOUT BROTHERS AND SISTERS?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY IS.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT NOBODY.

I JUST WANTED TO GET HIM HIS BONES.

I UNDERSTAND YOU CARE FOR YOUR DOG, TYRONE,

BUT IT'S AGAINST THE LAW

TO DESTROY ANOTHER PERSON'S PROPERTY.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

YES.

YOU SEE A DOCTOR?

AT THE CLINIC.

I GET MEDICATION.

WHAT KIND?

TO CALM DOWN.

THE HERTEL CLINIC?

WHAT'S YOUR DOCTOR'S NAME?

DR. RAMESH.

HOW OFTEN ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SEE HIM?

TUESDAYS.

YOUR RECORD'S PRETTY CLEAN,

AND THE JUDGE DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE PEOPLE

SPEND CHRISTMAS IN JAIL.

IT'S MY GUESS HE MIGHT PUT YOU ON PROBATION

IF YOU MAKE RESTITUTION TO THE MAN IN THE RESTAURANT.

YES, MA'AM.

I WOULD, IF I COULD KEEP MY DOG.

NO ONE ELSE WANTS YOUR DOG, TYRONE.

WOULD YOU PROMISE NOT TO CAUSE ANY MORE TROUBLE OVER THERE?

YES, MA'AM.

THERE'LL BE AN ARRAIGNMENT IN A LITTLE WHILE, IN COURT.

I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, TYRONE.

NOW, UH, THIS OFFICER IS IN CHARGE

OF OUR SUPPLEMENTARY HOLDING FACILITY,

WHICH WE REFER TO AS THE GARDEN LEVEL.

YOU TOTALLY BELIEVE, IN THE FREE ENTERPRISE SYSTEM,

ANYONE CAN BECOME A SUCCESS.

OH, WITHOUT QUESTION.

WHY, LOOK AT MAYNARD, UH, OUR HOST AT THAT RESTAURANT.

NOW, HERE IS A MAN WITH THE EDUCATIONAL

AND ECONOMIC CARDS STACKED AGAINST HIM,

AND YET HE'S KIND, HONORABLE, HARD-WORKING.

NOW, YOU SEE, IN AMERICA, A MAN WHO MAKES A BETTER MOUSETRAP

WILL ULTIMATELY SUCCEED.

DO YOU HEAR THIS, LUDMILLA?

IT IS LIKE MY BROTHER IN PHOENIX I SPOKE TO YOU OF.

I DO NOT ASK OF KONSTANTIN HERE,

SINCE KONSTANTIN HAS EVERYTHING.

LIEUTENANT, WHAT WILL FINALLY HAPPEN TO THE CRIMINAL?

OH, WELL, MR. CRANE

HAS A RIGHT TO A TRIAL BY 12 OF HIS PEERS,

ALL OF WHOM MUST VOTE TO CONVICT.

YES, BUT WE HAVE READ OF YOUR PLEA BARGAINING SYSTEM.

WELL, IT'S TRUE HE MAY BE GIVEN INDUCEMENTS

TO PLEAD GUILTY TO A LESSER CHARGE.

UH, BELIEVE ME, THIS IS A FLAW.

AND WILL BE NOT BE CONVICTED SOLELY BECAUSE HE IS A BLACK?

UH, NO, NO, NOT FOR THIS MINOR OFFENSE.

HE PROBABLY WON'T EVEN BE CONVICTED AT ALL.

AS INSTINCTIVE BELIEVERS IN THE INDIVIDUAL,

AS AGAINST THE COLLECTIVE,

WE SURROUND OUR DEFENDANTS WITH PROTECTIONS.

I DEMAND ASYLUM!

WHAT'S GOING ON?

SOMETHING WITH THOSE RUSSIANS.

LATER FOR THE RUSSIANS, NEAL.

THIS LITTLE SCENARIO IS SHAPING UP

TO SATISFY MY TRANSPORTATION NEEDS FOR THE NEXT DECADE.

UH, GIVE ME A COUPLE SECONDS, MARTY, OKAY?

SO, UH, THEY'RE TAKING YOU FOR ARRAIGNMENT, HUH?

MY LAWYER'S MEETING ME THERE.

THINKS MAYBE WE CAN BEAT IT ON ENTRAPMENT.

YEAH?

DID HE THINK HE COULD GET TO THE NEWSPAPERS

AND THE RADIO STATIONS?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, THEY'RE PUBLISHING A JOHNS LIST NOW

AND READING THEIR NAMES ON THE AIR...

YOU KNOW, THE GUYS WE'VE ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING.

- NO. - EVERY DAY.

LOOK, J.D., WE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES IN THE PAST.

HEY, IN ANY CLOSE FAMILY, THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

I'M TELLING YOU, J.D., I'M ON THIN ICE WITH PEGGY NOW.

THIS'LL DO IT. THE MARRIAGE WILL DROWN.

ALL RIGHT, LOOK. MAYBE I OVERREACTED.

I MEAN, IT WAS SUCH A SHOCK.

DO YOU WANT ME TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO?

WOULD YOU?

I CAN TRY.

I'D BE GRATEFUL, MAN.

THE ONLY THING IS, I'VE BEEN GETTING THESE VISIONS.

YEAH?

AT NIGHT, I KEEP SEEING AUTOMOBILES, PRESIDENTS.

I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.

TRY.

WELL, MAYBE I'M SEEING AUTOMOBILES

THAT ARE NAMED FOR PRESIDENTS.

YEAH, LIKE THE ONE WHO FREED THE SLAVES.

OKAY, A YEAR'S LEASE ON ME.

NO, I KEEP SEEING AN OWNER'S SLIP

IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT THAT SAYS, "J.D. LARUE."

YOU SWINE.

OKAY, LINE UP FOR TRANSPORT FOR ARRAIGNMENT.

HEY.

COME ON.

OKAY, J.D., YOU'VE GOT IT.

ATTA BOY.

BUT, JEEZ, ROB, I DON'T KNOW.

WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT FUDGE?

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE OLD-FASHIONED BANANA SPLIT?

FOLLOW THE LINE HERE, BUDDY.

HE WON'T COME OUT TILL HE TALKS TO HIS BROTHER.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S A SPY.

HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A SPY.

THE FBI IS ON THEIR WAY, FRANK.

WHAT IN THE HELL HAPPENED?

TCHERCHENKO MUST HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS, FRANK.

HE'S THE ONE THAT ASKED TO COME BACK HERE.

ARE WE GONNA LET HIM MAKE HIS CALL?

WHAT CALL?

HIS BROTHER OWNS A LIQUOR STORE IN PHOENIX.

HE WANTS TO CALL HIM.

ALL RIGHT, JUST KEEP THE GARDEN LEVEL SEALED OFF.

NO DECISION ON ANY OF IT TILL THE FBI GUYS GET HERE.

PRUDENT, FRANK, IF NOT BOLD.

DIVISION WANTS AN OPEN LINE.

SET IT UP, RAY.

HENRY, LET'S KEEP THOSE OTHER TWO RUSSIANS

COMFORTABLE AND ISOLATED.

LOW PROFILE, EVERYBODY. NOTHING TO PRESS.

NOTHING. NOTHING HAPPENED.

AT LEAST UNTIL THE FBI GETS HERE.

COUNSEL APPROACH.

UH, YOU TOO, OFFICERS, PLEASE.

I UNDERSTAND THERE'S A HOSTAGE SITUATION

DEVELOPING AT HILL STREET.

A RUSSIAN?

WELL, YES, SIR, YOUR HONOR...

UH, JUDGE... UH, BUT ACTUALLY, IT'S NOTHING.

UH-HUH. WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE OVER THERE, OFFICERS?

HE GOT INTO A BEEF AT A RESTAURANT, YOUR HONOR,

AND HE SMASHED A DISPLAY CASE.

ONE PRIOR DISORDERLY.

HE'S RECEIVING LITHIUM TREATMENT AT THE, UH, HERTEL CLINIC.

I CALLED HIS DOCTOR ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

HE DESCRIBED TYRONE AS FAIRLY FLAKY.

WOULDN'T CLASSIFY HIM "MAJOR RISK."

AND WHERE'S OUR COMPLAINANT?

UM, I GUESS HE'S BUSY, YOUR HONOR.

OFFICERS, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN...

IF I TOLD YOU THAT I'M INCLINED TOWARDS CHARITY THIS SEASON...

HOW CRAZY IS THIS GUY?

OH, MAYBE A 6.

5 1/2.

5 1/2, 6.

OBJECTIONS TO ADJOURNMENT AND CONTEMPLATION?

NONE, YOUR HONOR.

WELL, LET'S PROCEED.

WHAT MADE YOU SO UPSET IN THE RESTAURANT, MR. CRANE?

WORRY FOR MY DOG.

MM-HMM.

THE CASE IS ADJOURNED IN CONTEMPLATION OF DISMISSAL.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, YOUNG MAN?

IF YOU MISBEHAVE,

YOU WON'T GET ANOTHER CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM ME,

AND I'LL HAVE YOU RIGHT BACK IN HERE.

AS IT IS, I'LL WANT YOU TO PAY THE RESTAURANT FOR DAMAGES.

YES, SIR.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE FREE TO GO, TYRONE.

CAN I GET MY DOG NOW?

DOCKET NUMBER J-3095,

ROBERT NELSON, 707 OF THE PENAL CODE... UNLAWFUL SOLICITATION.

COMPLAINANT'S OFFICER, MARTHA NICHOLS.

YOU TELL ME? WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT FUDGE.

IT'S POSSIBLE TO CONSTRUE DEFENDANT'S REQUEST

AS INNOCUOUS.

NO MONEY CHANGED HANDS?

NONE DID, YOUR HONOR, AND I ADMIT, I, UH,

I'VE BEEN IN THIS JOB FOR FOUR YEARS,

BUT WHIPPED CREAM AND HOT FUDGE, THAT'S A NEW ONE ON ME.

JUDGE, I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN SOLICITED.

THAT KNOWLEDGE NOTWITHSTANDING, OFFICER,

WITH LANGUAGE AS AMBIGUOUS AS THIS,

YOU SHOULD HAVE WAITED FOR THE CASH.

DISMISSED.

BIG SHOT.

HEY, WHAT TIME THIS AFTERNOON

SHOULD I COME DOWN TO THE LOT?

WHAT FOR? WHAT'D YOU DO FOR ME?

I TOLD THE D.A. IT WAS NOTHING.

EVEN THE JUDGE KNEW IT WAS NOTHING.

THEY DON'T PUBLISH THE NAMES OF THOSE ARRESTED...

JUST CONVICTED, RIGHT?

ROB, I TURNED THIS ONE FOR YOU.

GET LOST.

LUNCHTIME!

CURTIS. CHIPS.

COMING OUT.

GO AHEAD, CLOSE THE CURTAIN. SEE IF I CARE.

THAT'S SARDINES.

THEY'RE ONIONS.

WHAT?

NOTHING.

YOU WANT HALF?

YEAH.

GO AHEAD.

THANK YOU.

UNIT 4, UNIT 4, PLEASE RESPOND.

IT NEVER FAILS.

THIS IS UNIT 4, GO AHEAD.

24-YEAR-OLD BLACK MALE WITH ACUTE ABDOMINAL PAIN

AT 141 LIBERTY, APARTMENT 6.

GOT IT. LET'S GO.

HEY, I KNOW THIS BUILDING. IT'S A SHOOTING GALLERY.

WE GET TEN CALLS A DAY TO SHOOTING GALLERIES.

THEY HIT ME WITH A PIPE.

OKAY, TRY NOT TO MOVE OR TALK, ALL RIGHT, PAL?

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD.

JEEZ, THEY'RE BREAKING IN DOWN THERE.

GIVE ME A NECK BRACE.

FRANK, THIS IS AGENT RAMSEY, FEDERAL BUREAU.

YES, I REMEMBER. HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HOW DO YOU DO?

NOW, HERE'S THE AGENDA.

I'LL INTERVIEW THE DEFECTOR.

YOU MAKE A PRELIMINARY CALL

WHETHER HE'S GOT INTELLIGENCE VALUE,

WHETHER HE'S POLITICAL, WHETHER THE STATE STEPS IN OR WHAT.

NOW, WHICH OF THE OTHER INDIVIDUALS

HAS TRIED TO CALL HIS EMBASSY?

NEITHER ONE.

THAT'S WEIRD.

IN A DELEGATION, YOU ALWAYS HAVE ONE KGB.

HE ALWAYS TRIES TO CALL HIS EMBASSY.

TCHERCHENKO, THE GUY WHO DEFECTED,

WANTS TO CALL A BROTHER IN PHOENIX.

THAT'S FINE, FINE, AS LONG AS I CAN LISTEN.

YOU GOT A SET-UP?

YEAH, WE SHOULD HAVE A PHONE HOOK-UP IN FIVE MINUTES.

OKAY, GOOD.

CAN WE, UH, LISTEN, SEE THE THING?

YEAH, COME ON. OKAY.

SO, THE BROTHER IN PHOENIX, IS HE NATURALIZED?

I DON'T KNOW.

YEAH, EXTENSION 4366. GREAT. THANK YOU.

- MAYNARD. - HEY, SORRY.

I WAS SO BUSY, I WASN'T ABLE TO MAKE IT DOWNTOWN.

HEY, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

WELL, I HATE NOT TO DO MY DUTY,

BUT, I MEAN, MY DUTIES ARE IN THE RESTAURANT THIS WEEK.

MAYNARD, I EXPECT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT BOY

COOL HIS HEELS IN STIR DURING CHRISTMASTIME.

WELL, THAT TOO, BUT, UH,

HE DIDN'T REALLY DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE.

HE'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE RESTITUTION.

IF HE DOESN'T, OR HE CAUSES YOU ANY MORE TROUBLES...

I KNOW JUST WHO TO CALL. THANK YOU.

NOW, I BROUGHT A FEW ITEMS.

AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.

HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MAYNARD.

OOH, BOBBY HILL, I JUST DIED

AND PASSED ON THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES.

HIS BROTHER OWNS A LIQUOR STORE.

TCHERCHENKO FIGURES HE'S MADE IT EASY.

UH, THE BROTHER TRIES TO EXPLAIN

IT'S MORE OF A MOM-AND-POP SET-UP.

TCHERCHENKO CAN'T BELIEVE IT, AND SAYS,

"ANTON, IN YOUR LETTERS, YOU SPOKE OF SO MUCH BUSINESS."

YES, I SAY IT IN YOUR ENGLISH. YOU ARE NO BLOOD OF MINE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE, MY OWN BROTHER,

A RICH, LUCKY FELLOW, AND DELIVERY BOY I MUST BE.

THIS IS AGENT RAMSEY OF OUR FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.

YES, OF COURSE, FBI.

HE HAS SOME QUESTIONS.

YES, OF COURSE.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS. EXCUSE ME.

FRANK, I'M SORRY I DIDN'T GET BACK TO YOU SOONER.

I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY ALL DAY.

SAY, LISTEN, WE HAVE A REAL PROBLEM.

JOYCE'S MOTHER IS ARRIVING TOMORROW.

I CAN'T, FRANK. I'M SORRY.

I MEAN, I ALREADY TOLD JOYCE.

I GOT PLANS OF MY OWN FOR THE WEEKEND.

THE WHOLE WEEKEND? YEAH.

I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN.

ALONE?

NO.

SOMEBODY NEW IN YOUR LIFE?

YEAH.

LOOK, UM, ALL RIGHT, I'LL... I'LL TAKE HIM.

NO. NO, I DIDN'T KNOW. I, UH...

I'M TAKING THE BABY ANYWAY, YOU KNOW, SO...

LET ME TRY TO WORK SOMETHING OUT HERE.

THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD YOU NEED

IS A COUPLE OF KIDS ALONG, MESSING UP A ROMANTIC WEEKEND.

NO, NO, NO. REALLY, FRANK, IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

I MEAN, THANK GOD, THIS MAN'S AN ADULT.

MEANING, I'M NOT?

DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE. I WAS THINKING OF PAUL GROGAN.

ANYHOW, LISTEN, IT'S GONNA BE ALL OKAY. I'LL WORK IT OUT.

YOU SURE? SURE.

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, FAY. THIS GUY SOUNDS SPECIAL.

HE IS.

BYE, FRANK.

THAT'S THE INFORMATION I HAVE. IT'S OVER. YEAH. BYE-BYE.

- HI. - HI.

GOT A MINUTE?

YEAH.

PROBLEM?

FRANK'S MOTHER-IN-LAW'S COMING IN TOWN TOMORROW,

AND APPARENTLY, THERE'S SOME SORT OF HOTEL SCREW-UP.

ANYHOW, SHE'S GOT TO STAY WITH THEM

SO THEY CAN'T KEEP FRANK JR. FOR THE WEEKEND.

NO PROBLEM. WE'RE TAKING THE BABY. WE'LL TAKE HIM TOO.

YEAH, AND THE NEXT TIME HE SEES HIS FATHER,

HE'LL TELL HIM ALL ABOUT US.

AH.

SO, UH, I GUESS WE SHOULD CANCEL?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

NOW, LISTEN TO ME, FAY, WE WANT TO BE TOGETHER.

I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING BEHIND A CLOSED DOOR

I WOULDN'T ACKNOWLEDGE OUTSIDE OF IT.

IF YOU WANT, I'LL GO TELL HIM RIGHT NOW.

NO. LISTEN, HE'S GONNA KNOW SOON ENOUGH ANYHOW.

IT'S JUST THAT, YOU KNOW, FOR RIGHT NOW, IT'S OUR SECRET.

I WANT TO KEEP IT A LITTLE LONGER.

SEE YOU.

COME, LUCE, A MONTH ON THE STREET IS ONLY TEMPORARY.

IT'D BETTER BE ONLY TEMPORARY.

472 EAST UTICA.

BACKUPS WILL MEET YOU THERE.

YOU MAY CALL YOUR EMBASSY NOW IF YOU WISH.

THANK YOU.

WE HAVE A TELEPHONE THAT YOU CAN USE.

THANK YOU, BUT I DESIRE TO TALK TO TCHERCHENKO. THAT IS ALL.

WELL, NYET, MY FRIEND.

JUST NOW, HE'S COMPLETING PRELIMINARY INTERVIEWS

ON HIS LONELY PATHWAY TO FREEDOM.

I CAN'T FIGURE THIS ONE OUT.

DID HE SAY WHAT HE WANTS?

THERE'S ALWAYS ABOUT 5% OF THEM,

THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT.

THEY APPLY FOR ASYLUM. SIX MONTHS LATER, THEY REAPPLY.

THEY WANT TO GO BACK AGAIN.

WE'VE DONE 12 OF THESE, PREVIOUS.

NEVER HAD ONE LIKE THIS. NO POLITICAL MOTIVE.

THROWS HIS ONE ECONOMIC MOTIVE OUT THE WINDOW.

GOT NOTHING TO OFFER OF VALUE.

THE GUY'S SO OFF THE WALL.

IF HE'S A KGB, SEE, IT'D BE THE TRICK OF THE YEAR.

IF I HAD TO GUESS, I'D SAY HE'S IN THAT 5%.

CAN WE GET RID OF HIM?

I WANT MY SUPERVISOR TO EVALUATE IT FIRST.

I TELL YOU, A GUY LIKE THIS, IT WOULD BE AN EMBARRASSMENT

TO LET HIM IN ON OTHER THAN ORDINARY IMMIGRATION.

CAPTAIN, PLEASE.

I SENSE YOU ARE A VERY KIND MAN.

I'M APPEALING TO YOUR PERSONAL MERCY.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

I WOULD LIKE THE PERMISSION TO SPEAK WITH TCHERCHENKO.

I'M AFRAID WE CAN'T DO THAT UNTIL WE DETERMINE HIS STATUS.

BUT HIS DESIRE TO DEFECT IS NOT GENUINE.

PLEASE BELIEVE ME.

TCHERCHENKO'S PROBLEM IS WITH ME.

WELL, WE HAVE TO TAKE HIM AT HIS WORD, MA'AM.

BUT HE'LL CHANGE HIS WORD IN THREE OR FIVE DAYS,

AND THEN HE AND I AND KONSTANTIN,

ALL OF US ARE GOING TO BE IN VERY BIG DIFFICULTY.

THAT'S WHY NO ONE HAS CALLED THE EMBASSY YET.

WE WILL SPEAK IN ENGLISH.

WE'LL HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.

UH...

I'M NO EXPERT. WHAT DO WE HAVE TO LOSE HERE?

YOU SAID YOURSELF, THE GUY COULD BE AN EMBARRASSMENT.

I'D HAVE TO BE THERE.

FINE.

THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

HE SAID WE TRIED TO POISON HIM.

MAYBE JUST BORROWED SOME WATER, YOU KNOW.

AND THEN HE STARTED SCREAMING,

AND MAYNARD WENT TO TRY TO CALM HIM DOWN.

AND THE BOY PICKED UP THE BAT

AND CUTTING KNIFE AND STABBED HIM.

ALL RIGHT.

MAYNARD HAD HIS HANDS UP.

HE WAS TRYING TO KEEP HIM OFF,

BUT THE BOY JUST KEPT STABBING HIM AND STABBING HIM.

WHAT HAPPENED?

HE'S DEAD.

WHO?

MAYNARD. SOME CRAZY GUY STABBED HIM.

A TALL GUY WITH A DOG?

YEAH, HE HAD A DOG, YES.

WHAT HAPPENED, BELKER?

SOMEBODY STABBED MAYNARD.

146 WALNUT. THEY HAVE HIM CORNERED IN A BASEMENT.

HE'S GOT A GUN.

ALL RIGHT, GO!

WE GOT A LOOK.

YOU WENT DOWN THERE?

YEP.

- DID HE FIRE? - YEAH, ONE SHOT.

TYRONE?

TYRONE CRANE.

TYRONE.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

TYRONE, WE DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. JUST THROW OUT THE GUN.

WE KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, AND WE WANT TO GET YOU SOME HELP.

THAT'S IT. WATCH IT!

RUN AWAY, DOG, RUN!

TYRONE, STOP IT!

TYRONE!

THAT LOOKS CLEAN.

SOON, IT CAN ALL BE TOO LATE.

I DON'T CARE.

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT.

YOU DON'T THINK OF CONSEQUENCES, MISCHA

I THINK OF THEM.

PERHAPS IT IS YOU WHO DO NOT.

EXPLAIN.

PERHAPS IT IS YOU WHO DO NOT.

I SAY IT.

LET US SPEAK FRANKLY WHILE WE STILL HAVE THIS CHANCE.

I HAVE SAID SO. FINISH!

DOES THIS CONCERN LOVE?

DOES IT CONCERN KONSTANTIN?

YOU SLEPT WITH THAT SNAKE!

THAT COLD FRAUD!

MISCHA, PLEASE, FORGIVE ME. I LOVE ONLY YOU.

NO, YOU DO NOT LOVE ME.

WE HAVE DIFFICULTIES, I KNOW.

WE CAN RESOLVE THIS.

KONSTANTIN UNDERSTANDS MY LOVE FOR YOU. HE UNDERSTANDS...

HOW COULD YOU?

HOW COULD?

MISCHA, WE CAN STILL TRY TO RESOLVE THIS.

YOU AND I, ALONE. NO KONSTANTIN.

WHAT WAS THE RUSSIAN?

UH, IT'S PERSONAL.

IT INVOLVES KONSTANTIN?

WE'RE JUST KGB!

LUDMILLA, SPEAK FRANKLY.

KONSTANTIN? EXCUSE ME.

WHAT WAS THE RUSSIAN?

UH, THE GUY'S GOT A LITTLE PROBLEM IN THE SACK.

"TOO PROMPT."

THAT WAS THE WORD HE USED.

"TOO PROMPT."

NOTHING TO DEFECT ABOUT.

MANASCHVILI. EXCUSE ME, SIR.

I JUST HEARD OF YOUR OCCUPATIONAL ASSIGNMENT.

I'LL HAVE TO ASK YOU TO REMAIN

IN OFFICER BALLANTINE'S COMPANY

FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR STAY.

SHE IS BACK WITH HIM?

EXCUSE ME?

LUDMILLA.

SHE HAS RECONCILED WITH TCHERCHENKO?

UM, THAT SEEMS TO BE THE DRIFT OF THINGS, YES.

HEH. HEY, THERE'S PLENTY OF TUNA IN THE SEA.

I DO NOT WISH TO DEFECT NOW. I AM SORRY.

I WISH ONLY TO CONTINUE OUR TOUR OF AMERICA.

IF IT IS POSSIBLE FOR THIS

NOT TO BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT,

WE WOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL, CAPTAIN.

NO ONE OF US WOULD WISH TO TELL OUR GOVERNMENT.

I CAN'T GUARANTEE THE PRESS, MISS MOROS,

BUT I HAVE NO HOTLINE TO YOUR EMBASSY, SO...

- THANK YOU. - THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

HEY, ROB.

OH, PEG, HOW ARE YOU?

SAD.

I BROUGHT PEG DOWN HERE

SO YOU COULD EXPLAIN IT TO HER, J.D.

EXPLAIN WHAT?

SOMEBODY TELEPHONED AND TOLD HER

THAT I HAD BEEN ARRESTED IN A POLICE SWEEP.

SOMEBODY TOLD YOU THAT?

HE WOULDN'T GIVE ME HIS NAME.

HE SAID ROB MADE A FILTHY REQUEST.

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT THEN, WHEN I CALLED HERE,

THEY SAID HE'D BEEN ARRESTED.

I TOLD HER IT HAD TO BE SOME KIND OF STREET SCUM,

SOMEBODY WHO'D DO ANYTHING FOR 5 BUCKS.

YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

HEY, IT WAS PROBABLY A PRACTICAL JOKE.

IT IS NOT A PRACTICAL JOKE. THE, UH, TACKY OFFICER TOLD ME.

GOT VISION PROBLEMS, J.D.?

YEAH.

TELL HER. THEY'LL CLEAR UP.

YOU MEAN, TELL HER?

TELL HER, J.D.

BOY, YOU'VE GOT SOME GUTS, ROB.

HEY, THIS GUY... THIS GUY TRUSTS YOU ALL THE WAY, PEG.

NOW, BABY, LISTEN, YOU GOTTA SWEAR NOT TO TELL.

OKAY, IT'S... IT'S AN ONGOING POLICE ACTION.

NOW, WE'VE BEEN WORRIED

THAT MAYBE SOME OF THE FEMALE UNDERCOVER VICE WERE LIKE,

WELL, FREELANCING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, TRYING TO PICK UP A COUPLE EXTRA BUCKS ON THE SIDE.

NOW, THE CHIEF WANTED US TO FIND SOME OUTSIDE FACES

TO PRETEND THEY WERE JOHNS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

LIKE, GUYS THAT THERE WAS NO CHANCE

THE VICE COPS COULD RECOGNIZE.

HEAVEN HELP ME, I THOUGHT OF ROB.

ROB, THE CHIEF WANTS TO GIVE YOU A COMMENDATION.

I ONLY HOPE THAT THE COST HASN'T BEEN TOO HIGH.

YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT I THOUGHT, J.D.

WELL, HELL YEAH. HEY, IT'S WHAT WE WANTED THEM TO THINK.

GO WASH YOUR FACE NOW. RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT?

A MILLION LAUGHS, LARUE.

OKAY, OKAY, TAKE IT EASY, MARTY, COME ON.

SAY, IF I SEE YOU ON THE STREET, PAL,

YOU JUST BETTER HAVE YOUR STUFF TOGETHER.

GET STRICT WITH ME.

I'LL BUST YOU RIGHT NOW!

BABY, HEY!

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY?

HELL NO!

MARTY, IT'S BEEN A ROTTEN DAY.

LET'S... LET'S JUST GO GET SOME DINNER, OKAY?

OKAY.

USED CUTLASS, THREE-YEAR LEASE, NO MAINTENANCE.

BITCH, AND I'LL PUT A BOMB IN IT.

WHERE DO I FIND THIS?

BROWN, OUT FRONT.

HEY, YOU'RE A SWEETHEART.

SEE YOU, KIDS, HUH?

DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS?

YES, THANK YOU, AND WE MUST SAY AGAIN,

WE ARE DEEPLY SORRY FOR YOUR FRIEND MAYNARD.

FREEDOM SOMETIMES EXACTS HORRIBLE PRICES.

CAPTAIN, I HOPE YOU DO NOT THINK WE ARE CLOWNS,

IN THE FACE OF SUCH A SAD LOSS, TO BE TAKING UP YOUR TIME

WITH WHAT IT MUST SEEM TO YOU SUCH A FOOLISH QUARREL.

OF COURSE NOT.

I HOPE YOU TWO CAN WORK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS.

WE'LL TRY.

GOOD LUCK.

COME ON. SEE, IT'S NICE IN HERE, HUH?

YOU DON'T THINK HE'S GOT FLEAS, DO YOU?

NO. FORGET ABOUT IT.

OH, GOOD BOY.

OH, I'M GONNA KEEP HIM.

YEAH?

YEAH.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA NAME HIM?

SARGE. THEN, AT LEAST ONE OF US WILL HAVE RANK.

GOD, FRANK, WHAT DID I DO?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

OH, IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT.

ONE OF MY CLIENTS COMMITTED A MURDER.

YOU DON'T HAVE A CRYSTAL BALL, JOYCE.

NONE OF US HAS.

HE WAS SUCH A SWEET MAN.

AND HE'S GONE, AND IT'S TRAGIC.

AND I GOT THE MAN RELEASED WHO KILLED HIM.

IN CONSCIENCE, AND WITH GOOD INTENTIONS, AND I'M SURE,

WITH COMPASSION AND CONCERN FOR HIS WELFARE.

I CALLED HIS DOCTOR. HIS DOCTOR THOUGHT HE'D BE ALL RIGHT.

SO DID YOU. IT'S WHAT YOU HOPED.

IT'S WHAT EVERYBODY HOPED.

WHAT ELSE CAN WE DO, JOYCE?

LOOK LIKE A CANDIDATE TO YOU, SARGE?

I GOT A LITTLE FEELING ABOUT THIS ONE.

ALL RIGHT, THE BABY'S COMING NOW.

HURRY UP, THE BABY IS COMING! HURRY, THE BABY IS COMING!

YOU GO AHEAD. I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.

UNIT 4 REQUESTS POLICE ASSISTANCE, 619 MICHIGAN.

REQUEST BACKUP.

17, 18.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, IS SOMEBODY WITH HER?

YEAH, HER SISTER, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO HURRY.

BE COOL. BE COOL.

EASY, EASY. JUST TELL US WHAT TO DO.

YOU, GET THE KEYS. DROP THE BOXES.

ALL WE WANT IS YOUR STUFF, MAN.

ALL RIGHT, JUST TAKE IT EASY.

NO TALKING! NO TALKING, NO TALKING!

JIMMY! JIMMY!

CURTIS!

HURRY! COME ON, MOVE!

YOU DRIVE!

MOVE IT!

IT HURTS.

I KNOW, MAN. TAKE IT EASY.

I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MAN, I'VE GOT YOU NOW.

COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NO, NOBODY DIES!

HE'S BLEEDING BAD! GO!

I GOT YOU, MAN, I GOT YOU.

WHERE ARE WE?

100TH AND DECKER!

COME ON, CURTIS, HANG ON.

HANG ON.

ARE WE THERE?

HOLD ON!

I'VE GOT YOU, I'VE GOT YOU.

HE'S LOST ABOUT TWO UNITS, BUT HIS BP IS HOLDING AT 100.

OKAY, I'VE GOT HIM.

TOTAL SCORE, 24.

DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.

NO MEDS, NO ALLERGIES!

IS HE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

HE OUGHT TO BE.

CURTIS IS MY TIGHT.

I KNOW. I UNDERSTAND THAT.

I... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, MAN.

WHAT?

YOU BROKE MY RECORD.

THANKS A LOT.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

THANKS, MAN.

♪♪