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KILL HIM, BOBBY, KILL HIM!

WATCH IT, BACK. COME ON!

COMING TONIGHT ON "HILL STREET BLUES..."

OFFICERS... EVERYBODY, HANDS ON THE TABLE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MOM AND POP CRIME GETS TREATED LIKE THE BRINKS JOB?

COPE PREEMPT ANOTHER DIVISION'S JURISDICTION?

A REASONABLE ATTORNEY IS GONNA WONDER WHY.

NOT THAT I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

ABOUT WHAT?

US... IN THE SAME ROOM, WITHOUT CLOTHES.

THEY PUT A DEATH TRAP ON THE STREET.

DID SOMEONE OFFER YOU MONEY TO APPEAR HERE AND TESTIFY?

DID THEY, MR. TULLY?

THAT WAS MY CAR BACK THERE!

WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PARKED IN A HANDICAP ZONE!

YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED, BUDDY!

OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, BUDDY!

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

MR. SELTZER'S IN THE MARKET FOR A TRADE.

- MY SECURITY FUND. - WHICH CONTAINS?

A LOT OF VOICES. A LOT OF CONVERSATIONS.

CAPTAIN, I JUST FINISHED LISTENING TO THOSE BOOKIE TAPES.

- AND?

- THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GOTTA HEAR.

ITEM SEVEN.

SPORTS FANS, CONCERNING TONIGHT'S

FISTIC EXTRAVAGANZA...

THE POLICE ATHLETIC LEAGUE'S

INTER-PRECINCT BOXING TOURNAMENT.

NOW, I ADVISE AN EARLY ARRIVAL AS THE FIRST EVENT

PITS MIDTOWN MIDDLEWEIGHT ALL SIMMONS

AGAINST THIS PRECINCT'S OWN PRIZE PUGILIST,

OFFICER BOBBY HILL.

FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A BEE.

HE GONNA BE THE CHAMP OF THE METRO P.D.

HE'S A POET, AND HE KNOWS IT.

MY FEET GOT IT TOO... THEY'RE LONG FELLOWS!

I HOPE YOU'LL EXHIBIT THE SAME ENTHUSIASM

WHILST PURCHASING TICKETS FROM OFFICER SCHNITZ.

PROCEEDS GO TOWARDS REINSTATING THE P.A.L. BOXING PROGRAM

FOR UNDERPRIVILEGED YOUTH.

ITEM EIGHT. OFFICER EVANS AND DOMICO,

CONTINUE ON SECTOR "C" PATROL,

SUBSTITUTING FOR COFFEY AND BATES,

ENTERING THE TESTIMONY PHASE

IN THE SHEARS-HEISER TAXI DEATH TRIAL.

HEY, LUCY, IS THERE GONNA BE A WRAP TODAY?

WELL, MAYBE, THEY'RE TRYING TO GET A PLEA BARGAIN

ON HEISER THIS MORNING.

WELL, FOR THOSE OF YOU ON THE OUTSIDE,

WE'RE PUSHING HERE FOR ANY KIND OF CONVICTION.

NOW, WE ALL KNOW THAT TOP HAT CABS OWNER,

BERNARD HEISER, HAS BEEN PUTTING DEATH TRAPS

ON THE STREETS FOR YEARS.

HEY, GO GET HIM, JOE.

LUCE...

NOW, LET'S ALL GET TOUGH ON TOP HAT'S VEHICLES, HUH?

OKAY, LET'S ROLL!

AND LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, HUH?

THAT'S OVER $1,000 RAISED ALREADY.

DO YOU KNOW THAT DARYL ANN WANTS TO COME TONIGHT?

- REALLY? - YEAH.

SHE SAYS SHE LIKES THE FIGHTS.

CAN YOU IMAGINE A SWEET LITTLE THING LIKE THAT

LIKING A PRIZE FIGHT?

- HOW YOU FEEL, BOBBY? - OKAY. PRETTY GOOD.

I WAS WONDERING HOW HEAVY TO BE YOU TONIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW, LEO, I ONCE SAW AL SIMMONS

RIP THE DOOR OFF A CADILLAC.

WHAT'D HE DO THAT FOR?

GUY TRIED TO RUN OVER HIM.

- HE'S OVER THE HILL. - YOU'RE GONNA MURDER HIM.

I DON'T KNOW, COF.

TWICE CITY GOLDEN GLOVES WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPION.

- TWICE DEPARTMENT... - TEN YEARS AGO, RENKO.

- MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION. - TEN YEARS AGO!

HEY, OUR MONEY'S ON YOU, KID.

I WOULDN'T BET THE FARM.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

- MY BET'S ON YOU, TOO, BOBBY. - THANKS, LEO.

I MEAN, HE'S AS OLD AS YOU ARE.

BOBBY, I WONDER IF I COULD GIVE YOU A POINTER FOR TONIGHT.

I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT BOXING...

BEAR WITH ME JUST A MOMENT, WILL YOU?

BALLANTINE... BALLANTINE, STAY RIGHT HERE.

I WANT YOU TO HIT ME WITH YOUR LEFT.

SIR?

NOW THE AXIOMATIC PRINCIPLES OF

IS THAT THE SAME ENERGY USED TO BLOCK

IS RELEASED TO LAUNCH THE ATTACK.

- COME ON, BALLANTINE. - YES, SIR.

HYAH!

YOU ALL RIGHT, BALLANTINE?

UH, YES, SIR, I THINK SO.

YOU OUGHT TO KEEP THAT LEFT A LITTLE HIGHER.

YES, SIR.

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CAPTAIN, HOW COME WE'RE GOING OUT

TO CRUSH THE BOOKIE OPERATION?

I THOUGHT BOOKMAKING WAS ILLEGAL.

AND I THOUGHT IT WAS HANDLED BY VICE.

HOW COME WE'RE DOING THEIR JOB?

I WENT OVER THERE A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.

LIKE, THE FRONT'S A CANDY STORE,

AND I'M GONNA GET SOME GUM.

THEY WERE DOING BUSINESS PRETTY OPENLY.

YOU MEAN RIGHT OUT FRONT?

NO, BUT THE TRAFFIC TO THE BACK ROOM WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS.

I CALLED VICE AND REPORTED IT.

AND THEY HAVEN'T MADE THE BUST?

NOPE.

YOU THINK MAYBE THERE'S A IN VICE?

CAPTAIN?

CAPTAIN, IF THERE'S COPS ON THE TAKE...

ONE STEP AT A TIME.

WHEN YOU AND YOUR PARTNER FIRST ARRIVED

AT THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT,

WHO WAS SITTING BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THE CAB?

THAT MAN THERE, RAYMOND SHEARS.

AND WAS THERE ANYBODY ELSE IN THE CAB

WITH MR. SHEARS?

NO.

SO, THEN, OFFICER BATES, IT MIGHT BE CORRECT TO SAY

THAT MY CLIENT, MR. HEISER,

WAS NOWHERE IN PROXIMITY TO THIS INCIDENT.

- IS THAT RIGHT?

- EXCEPT HE OWNS THE CAB COMPANY.

PLEASE INSTRUCT THE WITNESS, YOUR HONOR.

JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION THAT'S BEEN PUT TO YOU, OFFICER.

NO, HE WAS NOWHERE IN PROXIMITY.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, ISN'T IT TRUE

THAT MR. HEISER'S ARREST IS PART

OF A PERSONAL VENDETTA BY THE POLICE DEPARTMENT AND

THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S OFFICE? - OBJECTION. OBJECTION!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

AND THAT MR. HEISER IS, IN FACT,

THE OBJECT OF A BLATANT LEGALISTIC WITCH HUNT!

LEADING, YOUR HONOR, BEYOND THE WITNESS' COMPETENCE.

CHANGE YOUR TONE OF VOICE, MR. BERNSTEIN.

STRICKEN AS CALLING FOR A CONCLUSION.

JURY IS TO DISREGARD.

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

YOU MAY STEP DOWN.

NEXT WITNESS.

THE PEOPLE CALL MR. WILLIAM TULLY.

YOU'VE TESTIFIED, MR. TULLY, THAT YOU WERE 50 FEET AWAY

FROM THE INCIDENT, THAT YOU SAW THE CAB

OPERATED BY MY CLIENT DRIVE UP ON THE CURB.

AND I QUOTE,

"IT WAS LIKE IT HAD NO STEERING, BRAKES, OR NOTHING."

THEY PUT A DEATH TRAP ON THE STREET.

RIGHT?

HAVE YOU EVER HAD TRAINING IN AUTO MECHANICS, MR. TULLY?

NO, MA'AM.

BUT CARS DON'T GO UP ON CURBS

UNLESS THERE'S SOMETHING THE MATTER WITH THEM.

- THANK YOU, MR. TULLY. - OR THE DRIVER'S DRUNK.

NOW, DRUNK, YOU SAY, MR. TULLY.

DID YOU SMELL THE DEFENDANT'S BREATH?

DID YOU ADMINISTER A BREATHALYZER TEST?

COULD YOU HAVE PASSED A SIMILAR TEST AT THE TIME?

OBJECTION. MOVE TO STRIKE.

SUSTAINED. JURY WILL DISREGARD.

DID THE D.A. OR THE POLICE OFFER YOU ANY INDUCEMENTS

FOR YOUR TESTIMONY TODAY?

NO, MA'AM.

DID ANYBODY?

LIKE WHO?

LIKE ANYBODY.

DID ANYBODY OFFER YOU AN INDUCEMENT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DUCEMENT"?

OFFER YOU MONEY, ANYTHING OF VALUE?

A FREE RIDE ON A CASE?

SORT OF TO LIE? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

TO DO WHAT, THEN?

DID SOMEONE OFFER YOU MONEY TO APPEAR HERE AND TESTIFY?

DID THEY, MR. TULLY?

WELL, NOW, HOLD IT.

LET ME ASK YOU A HYPOTHETICAL.

I GO TO FLORIDA IN THE FALL.

NOW, IF SOMEBODY WAS TO LAY A FEW BUCKS ON ME

SO I COULD STAY AROUND HERE...

WHO OFFERED YOU A FEW DOLLARS, MR. TULLY?

ANSWER THE QUESTION, SIR.

THE GUY WITH THE COP.

DEAD GUY'S BROTHER.

OTHERWISE HE WOULD HAVE LEFT TOWN.

HE WOULDN'T HAVE HONORED HIS LEGAL SUBPOENA.

QUIET! QUIET!

JUDGE, WILL YOU INSTRUCT THE JURY

AS TO THE PROPER WAY TO ASSIGN BOUGHT TESTIMONY?

- OBJECTION. - OVERRULED.

THE PEOPLE'S ONLY EYEWITNESS IN THIS ENTIRE CASE,

AND HIS TESTIMONY CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLD

FOR THE PRICE OF A MEAL.

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR.

YOU MAY STEP DOWN.

WILL THE DEFENSE BE PUTTING IN A CASE?

NO, YOUR HONOR.

VERY WELL. SUMMATIONS AT 2:00.

ADJOURN FOR LUNCH. ONE HOUR.

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ELIGIBLE WITNESSES?

THERE'S DILAUDIO AND GILBERT.

THESE GUYS MAKE TULLY LOOK LIKE NOBEL PRIZE MATERIAL.

TULLY'S BEEN DISCREDITED NOW.

FIND GILBERT FAST.

I'LL REVIEW HIS STATEMENT. WE'LL PUT HIM ON AFTER LUNCH.

LOOK, I'M SORRY, HE WAS MY...

I KNOW, HE WAS YOUR BROTHER.

WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

DON'T DO THAT!

WHAT'S GOIN'... HEY, DON'T DO...

DON'T DO THAT. DON'T...

POLICE OFFICERS! EVERYBODY, HANDS ON THE TABLE!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FEEDING THE FISH?

GET THOSE OUT OF THERE.

TELL HIM TO STOP IT. COME ON.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING, MOUSE?

UH-UH-UH! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.

WHAT SEEMS TO BE OUR PROBLEM?

AIN'T NO PROBLEM, MR. SELTZER.

WE'RE JUST BUSTING YOUR PLACE.

I CAN SEE THAT. I MEAN WHAT'S OUR PROBLEM?

HEY, LOOK, YOU, MR. SELTZER, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

DETECTIVE WASHINGTON HERE IS GONNA READ YOU YOUR RIGHTS.

NOW, COME ON OVER HERE.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, BEN.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU

IN A COURT OF LAW.

IN OTHER WORDS, WHAT SEEMS TO BE HAPPENING HERE

IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?

YOU GOT IT, BEN.

THIS IS A HELL OF AN...

I MEAN, THIS IS REALLY ACTUALLY TAKING PLACE.

AT LEAST GET MY COAT.

OKAY.

HERE'S THAT RAINY DAY.

LOOK, I ONLY WORK HERE!

WHAT OFFICE ARE YOU GUYS FROM?

HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? GET OUT OF MY WAY.

GET OUT OF MY WAY. MOVE!

YOU OKAY?

NO, NO, NO, NO.

I JUST WANT TO GET BACK IN THE CHAIR.

LET ME GET OFF THE GROUND, OKAY?

I CAN DO IT. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

I SAID GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!

THAT WAS MY CAR BACK THERE!

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PARKED IN A HANDICAP ZONE.

YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED, BUDDY.

OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THIS, BUDDY!

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

YOU KNOW, I REALLY LIKE THAT GIRL.

I MEAN, NO ONE'S GONNA MISTAKE DARYL ANN

FOR A ROCKET SCIENTIST, YOU UNDERSTAND.

TIME!

THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.

HAVE SOME WATER. COME ON, COME ON.

OH, RENKO, I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

I THINK I'M GOING DOWN.

TWO MINUTES ON THE BAG. COME ON.

- RENKO... - TWO MINUTES ON THE BAG.

IT USED TO BE A LOT EASIER, MAN. I'M JUST DEAD.

I KNOW IT, KID, BUT NO PAIN, NO GAIN.

DON'T BE LAME, DON'T GO INSANE.

- OH, MAMA. - DON'T CALL FOR YOUR MAMA.

CALL FOR AL SIMMONS. PICK UP YOUR FAITH.

READY, TIME, GO!

UPPERCUT, UPPERCUT!

YOU KNOW, SHE'S JUST SO NICE.

I MEAN, SHE'S SO NATURAL.

AND I THINK I'M REAL SWEET ON HER,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OKAY, NOW...

STICK IT TO HIM! STICK HIM, STICK HIM!

OKAY, RABBIT PUNCH. HE'S GOING FAST.

HE'S THROWING PUNCHES IN BUNCHES.

COME ON, MAN, GIVE ME TEN MORE SECONDS, MAN.

COME ON, NOW, THINK OF AL SIMMONS' UGLY FACE.

GIVE HIM THE MEAT HOOK.

ONE MORE! ONE MORE! ONE MORE!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK SHE'S KIND OF SWEET ON MY TOO.

I MEAN, SHE'S REAL PRETTY. DON'T YOU THINK SHE'S PRETTY?

ANDY, I GOT NO WIND.

ANDY, I GOT NO WIND.

IF I DON'T GET HIM INSIDE OF 30 SECONDS,

I'M GONNA DIE.

NOW, THAT IS THE KIND OF DEFEATIST BULL-PUCKY

THAT'LL PUT YOU AWAY EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ONE MORE WORD LIKE THAT.

I'M 34 YEARS OLD, ANDY.

I AIN'T BEEN IN A RING IN SIX YEARS.

BUT YOU'VE BEEN IN FIGHTS.

BUT NOT IN THE RING.

CAN I HELP YOU, BUD?

I KNOW YOU, DON'T I?

SUGAR RAY ROBINSON.

NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

- WAIT A MINUTE. - BOBBY HILL.

- RIGHT.

YOU'RE A FIGHTER, TOO, AREN'T YOU?

RIGHT.

YEAH, IRISH BOBBY SHIELDS.

HEY, WE BUSTED YOU ON A B&E TWO YEARS AGO.

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

- HOW YOU DOING? - GOOD, GOOD.

REAL GOOD.

IT WAS A 16-MONTH BIT.

GOT OUT, UH, THREE WEEKS AGO.

COUPLE FIGHTS COMING UP.

NO KIDDING.

RIGHT OUT OF THE BOX.

STILL GOT THAT JAB, YOU KNOW.

SO, UH, DIDN'T I READ YOU WON A SWEEPSTAKES OR SOMETHING.

LOTTERY, YEAH.

YEAH, SO I GOT THESE FIGHTS COMING UP,

BUT I LOST MY MOUTHPIECE IN THE JOINT.

SO, I MEAN, I BEEN USING TOILET PAPER.

YOU KNOW, WAD IT UP.

IT BEATS THE HELL OUT OF YOUR GUMS.

THAT'S TOO BAD.

YEAH, SO I WAS WONDERING,

YOU KNOW, IF SOMEBODY COULD POP

FOR A MOUTHPIECE FOR THE FIGHTS,

THEN IT WOULD REALLY HELP ME.

AND I COULD PAY YOU... I COULD PAY YOU RIGHT BACK.

'CAUSE, UH...

IT COSTS $80.

I DON'T THINK SO, BOBBY.

SO... YOU GOT A FIGHT OR SOMETHING?

YEAH, I HAVE IT TONIGHT.

THREE ROUNDS, HUH?

YOU NEED A GOOD CORNER MAN?

I COME CHEAP.

THANKS ANYWAY, I GOT IT COVERED.

OKAY.

YOU MAKE A BIG MEAL OF LUNCH.

DON'T EAT TOO MUCH AFTER LUNCH.

OKAY.

YOU TAKE CARE, BOBBY.

PANCAKES AND LIVER.

THAT'S IT.

BOBBY. BOBBY.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, MAN.

OH. DOUBLE SAWBUCK.

HEY, THANKS A LOT.

YOU KNOW, I SAW YOU FIGHT ONCE.

HOW'D I DO?

- YOU WON. - OH, GREAT!

OH, THAT'S... THAT'S REALLY GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

I TOLD YOU GUYS EVERYTHING.

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LISTEN SOMETIMES.

OKAY, LEO, WE GOT 30 MINUTES.

WE NEED TO GET THIS GUY CLOTHED AND DOWN TO THE COURTROOM.

SUGGESTION.

HOW 'BOUT SOME DR. DENTONS... WITH FEET?

COME ON, LEO.

I'LL SEE WHAT'S IN LOST AND FOUND.

WOOL SCRATCHES ME.

I GOTTA HAVE POLYESTER OR WOOL-BLENDED!

- OKAY, JA... - OH, MAMA!

LUBOFF. IRV LUBOFF.

HE'S WITH LUBOFF, FINE, AND GOLD.

GREAT LAW FIRM.

YOU GOTTA SHORTEN YOUR NAME TO BE A PARTNER.

COME ON.

SIT.

DON'T DO THAT.

NAME.

GAFFNEY, GERRY.

GERRY WITH A "J" OR A "G"?

"G," AS IN "GIMP."

WHAT THE HELL'S SO FUNNY?

YOU, TRYING TO CATCH ME.

MAN, I HAD YOU BEAT IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THAT OTHER CAR.

BULL. I WAS GAINING.

AW, YOU WERE SUCKING DUST.

HOW FAST COULD YOU GO IN THAT THING?

I BEEN CLOCKED AT 23 ON A STRAIGHT.

SEE, I GOT A SLIGHTLY NARROW WHEEL BASE

ON A 27" DIAMETER.

DOUBLE-BUTTED TUBING IN THE FRAME,

AND I SIT TWO INCHES LOWER IN THE SEAT.

PLUS, I WORK OUT.

I CAN CURL 150 POUNDS AND DO CHIN-UPS ALL DAY LONG.

AND ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA BREAK 25-MILES-PER-HOUR.

BUT BEYOND THAT, THE CHAIR HAS GOT STABILITY PROBLEMS

THAT I GOTTA WORK OUT.

MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED YOU FOR SPEEDING INSTEAD.

HEY WHY DON'T YOU CHARGE YOURSELF

FOR PARKING IN A HANDICAP ZONE?

THAT'D BE A FIRST, WOULDN'T IT?

YOU GOT NO RIGHT TO GO AROUND

DEFACING OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY.

YOU GOT NO RIGHT GOING AROUND

VIOLATING OTHER PEOPLE'S RIGHTS!

LOOK, MAN, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH ME.

YOU WANNA THROW ME IN JAIL? THROW ME IN JAIL.

BUT I'M TELLING YOU, AS SOON AS I'M BACK OUT

ON THE STREET AGAIN, AND I SEE SOMEBODY IN THAT SPACE

WHO DOESN'T HAVE A RIGHT TO BE,

HE GETS THE PAINT!

YOUR CHIEF OF POLICE, HE'S IN THAT SPACE,

HE'S GONNA GET THE PAINT.

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

IS IN THAT SPACE, HE GETS THE PAINT!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I GOTTA GO TO THE JOHN.

THAT WAY, AND MAKE IT QUICK.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

IS THE STALL WHEELCHAIR-ACCESSIBLE?

I DON'T KNOW.

'CAUSE IF IT AIN'T, I'M GONNA NEED SOME HELP.

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PICK ME UP AND PUT ME DOWN.

COME ON, MAN, I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!

ALL RIGHT.

UP TO THERE.

- YOU READY? - YEAH.

ALL RIGHT.

MOVE THE CHAIR.

PULL MY PANTS DOWN.

I GOT A BAG ON MY LEG, SO WATCH THAT.

WATCH THE BAG, MAN.

ALL RIGHT, GRAB ME UNDER THE ARMS AGAIN.

ALL RIGHT. WHERE?

- OVER THERE. - ALL RIGHT. YOU READY?

- YEAH. - OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON.

COME ON, MAN!

- I'M SORRY. - GET ME UP.

GET ME UP!

GET OUT OF HERE.

COME ON, GET OUT OF HERE, MAN!

AAH!

I... ABSOLUTELY.

YES?

IRV LUBOFF, CAPTAIN.

I REPRESENT BENJAMIN SELTZER ON THESE BOOKMAKING CHARGES.

HE'S IN INTERROGATION.

HE'S ALSO IN THE HILL STREET STATION HOUSE.

WHICH STRIKES ME AS A LITTLE ODD

SINCE GAMBLING ENFORCEMENT'S BEEN COMING OUT OF DIVISION VICE

EVER SINCE THE HAYWOOD COMMISSION.

WELL, IT'S BACK IN THE PRECINCTS FOR TODAY.

WHY?

THE STATUTES ARE ON THE BOOKS, MR. LUBOFF.

WHAT'S IT TO YOU WHO ENFORCES THEM?

A MOM AND POP CRIME GETS TREATED LIKE THE BRINKS JOB?

COPS PREEMPT ANOTHER DIVISION'S JURISDICTION?

A REASONABLE ATTORNEY IS GONNA WONDER WHY.

MAYBE THE DEPARTMENT'S JUST AFTER ITS OWN.

IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.

YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR SPECULATIONS.

IS THAT WHAT IT'S ABOUT, CAPTAIN?

YOU MAY THINK SOME OF THE COPS WERE ON THE TAKE.

MAKE YOUR POINT.

'CAUSE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE AFTER,

I THINK BEN SELTZER CAN HELP YOU.

CAPTAIN, I'VE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS A LONG TIME.

LONG BEFORE THE HAYWOOD COMMISSION.

I'VE SEEN A LOT OF COPS COME AND GO,

AND THEY WEREN'T ALL SCOUTS.

I AIN'T A VIOLENT MAN, CAPTAIN.

I KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF IN OTHER WAYS.

AND?

MY SECURITY FUND.

BEEN IN COLD STORAGE 15 YEARS,

RIGHT NEXT TO THE MISSUS' FIRS.

MR. SELTZER'S IN THE MARKET FOR A TRADE.

REDUCTION TO A MISDEMEANOR

IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS SECURITY FUND.

- WHICH CONTAINS? - A LOT OF VOICES.

- A LOT OF CONVERSATIONS. - WHOSE?

OH, THERE ARE SO MANY, SO LONG AGO.

LISTEN, CAPTAIN, THEN TELL ME

CAN WE DO BUSINESS?

I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY.

J.D.?

YEAH, WE GOT A REEL-TO-REEL DOWNSTAIRS.

SEE ME WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH.

MY CLIENT HAS DUPLICATES IN ANOTHER LOCATION.

I KNOW DEFINITELY IT JUMPED THE CURB.

LIKE THIS. ALMOST CLIPPED ME.

I HAD TO DIVE OUT THE WAY MYSELF.

WHY DID YOU WAIT UNTIL NOW TO COME FORWARD, MR. GILBERT?

MA'AM, I TOLD THE POLICE WHAT'S HAPPENING.

THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T NEED ME.

WHICH I COULD UNDERSTAND.

HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING TODAY?

YES, MA'AM.

YES, I HAVE BEEN.

BUT THAT DON'T STOP ME FROM REMEMBERING THE SIGHT OF DEATH!

THAT CAB COME UP THERE LIKE A DEMON.

LIKE THE DRIVER WAS TRYING TO TURN THE WHEEL,

BUT HE COULDN'T DO NOTHIN'.

LIKE I WAS SAYING... T-4-6-9... 2!

THAT'S THE LICENSE PLATE NUMBER.

THE CAB WAS LIKE A DEMON.

LIKE THE DEVIL'S CAR.

JUST KILLED THAT POOR, INNOCENT MAN!

NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

WITNESS, STEP DOWN.

PEOPLE REST.

SUMMATIONS?

HEY! HEY!

I'M BUCK NAKED. I'M BUCK NAKED.

I'M BUCK NAKED! I'M BUCK NAKED!

I'M BUCK NAKED. I'M BUCK NAKED!

CONTEMPT! COVER HIM UP!

I'M BUCK NAKED, BUCK NAKED, BUCK NAKED!

I'M BUCK NAKED!

HEY, I'M BUCK, NAKED!

GET OUT, I GOT IT.

YOU WERE PRETTY GOOD IN THERE.

YOU ARTICULATED THAT STUFF

ABOUT WHAT YOUR TYPES GO THROUGH PRETTY GOOD.

YEP. I SHOULD HAVE BEEN ACQUITTED TOO.

YOU GOT A FAIR SENTENCE

I NOTICE HE DIDN'T DO NOTHIN' TO YOU.

OKAY, SO NOW I GET TO EDUCATE THE POLICE FOR 20 HOURS

ON DISABLED RIGHTS.

NOW, YOU SUPPOSE THE JUDGE MEANS 20 ONE-HOUR LECTURES,

TEN TWO-HOUR LECTURES?

WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO LECTURE TO, EACH PRECINCT?

NO, THE POLICE ACADEMY.

THAT'D BE WHERE IT WOULD DO THE MOST GOOD.

MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO THINK ON IT A WHILE.

YOU KNOW THERE ARE OVER 30,000 WHEELCHAIRS IN THIS CITY?

30,000.

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT GOING UNDERCOVER

AS ONE OF YOU GUYS.

MAYBE YOU COULD GIVE ME SOME POINTERS.

FORGET IT.

WHY?

'CAUSE THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T FAKE.

IT TAKES SOUL.

COFFEE, HOW'S IT GOING?

YOU GONNA GET THAT HEISER GUY?

WHO KNOWS?

OUR LAST WITNESS FLASHED THE JURY.

JURY'S IN?

SO SOON? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT?

WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR.

WILL THE DEFENDANTS PLEASE RISE

AND FACE THE JURY?

THE JURY WILL ANNOUNCE ITS VERDICT

IN REGARD TO RAYMOND SHEARS.

THE JURY FINDS THE DEFENDANT GUILTY AS CHARGED

OF VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER.

IN RESPECT TO BERNARD HEISER?

THE JURY FINDS THE DEFENDANT GUILTY AS CHARGED

OF VOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER.

MOTIONS, PEOPLE?

SERVE NOTICE TO THE D.A. AS PER CCP3719,

NOTICE OF INTENT TO APPEAL.

CCP4020, MOTION TO VACATE VERDICT.

MR. D.A.?

UH, MOTION TO VACATE IS GROUNDLESS.

COULD YOU ALL BE SEATED, PLEASE?

AS REGARDS TO MOTION TO VACATE VERDICT,

YOU HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY?

THE PEOPLE'S CASE, THE JURY'S VERDICT

IS SELF-EVIDENT, YOUR HONOR.

NOT TO ME THEY AREN'T.

THE CRIMES COMMITTED IN THIS MATTER ARE HEINOUS.

THEREFORE, IT GRIEVES ME ALL THE MORE TO SAY

THAT THE CONDUCT OF THE POLICE

AND PROSECUTION IN THIS CASE

HAVE BEEN FAR BELOW WHAT MINIMAL STANDARDS

OF JUDICIAL EQUITY REQUIRE.

WHAT EVIDENCE WAS BROUGHT FORWARD

ON WHICH DEFENDANTS COULD BE CONVICTED?

THE ONLY EYEWITNESSES WERE A HIRELING

AND A PANTSLESS INEBRIATE.

I CONCLUDE THAT THE GUILTY VERDICTS ARE AGAINST REASON,

INSUPPORTABLE, AND PREJUDICED.

AND I HEREBY VACATE THEM.

PROSECUTION WILL, OF COURSE, TAKE ITS APPEAL.

HEY, CAN THEY DO THAT?

YOUR HONOR, THIS JURY HEARD AND WEIGHED

FOUR DAYS OF TESTIMONY, THREE DAYS OF EXPERTS.

- THIS IS WRONG. - QUIET. QUIET!

BUT THEY'RE CRIMINALS! THESE ARE CRIMINALS!

EASE IT. EASY.

AND YOU, JUDGE, YOU'RE A CRIMINAL.

SILENCE OR CONTEMPT!

CAN HE DO THAT, JUST CHANGE THE GUILTY

TO NOT GUILTY LIKE THAT?

FOR THE RECORD, PEOPLE WILL APPEAL.

CAN WE WIN IN APPEAL?

YOU KIDDING? ONE CHANCE IN TEN.

THIS COURT STANDS ADJOURNED TILL 10:00 A.M. TOMORROW MORNING.

YOU KNOW, THOSE GUYS WERE BUMS,

BUT THEY SPOKE MORE TRUTH THAN YOU DID UP THERE TODAY.

BEHAVE YOURSELF, OFFICER.

- LET'S GO. - THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW, FAY,

THAT MAN'S JUST FORMED A WOMEN'S RIGHTS COMMISSION.

I THINK IT'S A SAFE BET, IF HE'S CALLED

TO MEET WITH YOU AGAIN,

HE'S GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL IN MIND.

UH, WELL, YOU CAN TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT AT DINNER.

DON'T BE NERVOUS. JUST BE YOURSELF.

I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00.

VACATED THE VERDICT?

RARE, BUT IT HAPPENS WHEN A JUDGE GETS FED UP ENOUGH.

DAMN IT, DID MY GUYS DO THAT BAD A JOB?

NO, THEY DIDN'T.

IT'S JUST A FUNNY SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES.

YOUR CLIENT GOT OFF. WHY THE LONG FACE?

IT'S JUST... SOMETHING'S NOT KOSHER.

HEISER LOOKED LIKE HE DIDN'T HAVE A CARE IN THE WORLD.

AND IT'S TRUE, THE EYEWITNESSES WERE WEAK,

BUT THEIR TESTIMONY WAS SOUND.

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A JUDGE

WITH AN IMPECCABLE SERVICE RECORD.

I'M RUNNING LATE.

SEE YOU TONIGHT.

OH, HI, MS. DAVENPORT.

CAPTAIN I JUST FINISHED LISTENING TO THOSE BOOKIE TAPES.

AND?

THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GOTTA HEAR.

MAN, I'M TELLING YOU, I DON'T HAVE TO FILL THIS THING OUT.

THE JUDGE SAID...

SIR, I ALREADY EXPLAINED TO YOU,

NOBODY LECTURES WITHOUT FIRST SETTING A DAY AND A TIME

WITH ME, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY OPEN DATES UNTIL THE 19TH.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

YOU GUYS WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN HEARING

WHAT I HAD TO SAY, BUT THIS WHOLE THING IS BOGUS!

WHOA, WHOA. CALM DOWN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

COME HERE.

COME HERE.

WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON BACK THERE?

"THE PREDICAMENT OF THE DISABLED."

I WROTE OUT MY LECTURE.

IT'S A GOOD TITLE. I LIKE THAT.

YEAH, WELL, WHEN I ASKED FOUR-EYES FOR A ROOM,

HE IMMEDIATELY SAYS NO DICE.

I CAN'T GET ON THE SCHEDULE FOR A MONTH.

YOU GOTTA WAIT YOUR TURN.

AW, YOU TOO, HUH?

WHOA!

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING OFF TO PAINT MORE CARS,

YOU'RE WRONG.

NO, I WAS THINKING DYNAMITE THIS TIME.

YOU GO BACK UP TO THE DESK AND YOU GET A DATE

TO TALK TO THE MEN.

YOU DON'T LEAVE HERE UNTIL YOU DO THAT.

YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME FROM LEAVING?

YEAH.

BECAUSE I'M IN A WHEELCHAIR, YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME?

WELL, IF I CAN'T, I'LL FIND SIX COPS WHO CAN.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET ON THE SCHEDULE.

YOU LIKE FIGHTS?

BOXING?

YEAH, I GUESS.

HOW 'BOUT GOING TO THE FIGHTS WITH ME?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THAT?

YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS PLACE HAS A RAMP, THOUGH.

WE'LL WORK IT OUT.

I MEAN, I GOT A POLICE ESCORT, DON'T I?

YEAH.

YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, FRANK?

YEAH, WOULD YOU CLOSE THE DOOR, PLEASE, HOWARD?

I WANT YOU TO HEAR SOMETHING.

UH, IT'S FROM A FEW YEARS BACK.

MORNING, OFFICER. WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?

THE CRULLERS, PLEASE.

SORRY?

THE CRULLERS.

A BOX OF CRULLERS.

OH, DET. DOUGLAS' CRULLERS.

THAT'S RIGHT.

HERE YOU GO. EVERYTHING'S IN THE BOX.

BOTTOM OF THE BOX.

FINE.

DON'T EAT IT ALL IN ONE PLACE.

DET. DOUGLAS WOULDN'T LIKE THAT.

BADGE NUMBER 1146.

PATROLMAN H. HUNTER.

PAYOFF FOR DOUGLAS AND CAWLEY.

YOU'RE ON TAPE THREE TIMES.

IT'S ALL PRETTY MUCH THE SAME CONVERSATION.

WHEN IT HAPPENED, I WAS SIX WEEKS ON THE FORCE.

A COUPLE OF DETECTIVES TAPPED ME TO DO THE RUN

ONCE A WEEK AT THIS PASTRY SHOP.

THE MONEY WAS OUT OF SIGHT... IT WAS IN A BOX OF CRULLERS.

DID YOU TAKE ANY?

NO.

NOT THAT THAT MAKES ANY DIFFERENCE.

BUT YOU KNEW THE CONTENTS.

NOT TO BEGIN WITH.

UNTIL ONE OF THE SERGEANTS IN THE PRECINCT

TOLD ME HOW IT WAS.

HOW WAS THAT FOR THE MOST NAIVE

ROOKIE STORY YOU EVER HEARD?

YOU WERE 28 YEARS OLD, HOWARD. YOU WERE HARDLY A KID.

IN THE BACK OF MY MIND, I KNEW IT FROM THE START.

THEN WHY?

I DON'T KNOW.

I, UH...

I'D JUST GOTTEN BACK FROM VIETNAM.

AFTER WHAT I'D SEEN OVER THERE...

THE CORRUPTION IN THE VERY FABRIC OF THINGS...

IT SEEMED NO DIFFERENT HERE.

I DECIDED THAT...

IT WAS BEYOND ME TO ADDRESS ALL THAT.

THAT OTHERS COULD GOVERN THEIR LIVES,

I WOULD GOVERN MINE.

THE FACT IS I WAS TOO MUCH A COWARD

TO CONFRONT THOSE DETECTIVES, FRANK,

AND I PUT IN FOR A TRANSFER INSTEAD.

AND WHEN THAT TRANSFER DIDN'T COME FOR TWO MONTHS,

I CONTINUED TO MAKE THE PICKUPS.

WE HAVE TO BE PRACTICAL, HOWARD.

BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF TIME THAT'S GONE BY,

YOU CAN'T BE PROSECUTED,

BUT THIS INFORMATION'S GONNA HAVE TO CIRCULATE.

IT'S GONNA BE IN YOUR JACKET.

I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU INITIATED THIS OPERATION, FRANK.

THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW, HOWARD.

- IT'S GONE TOO FAR. - NO, NO, NO.

DON'T GET ME WRONG. I'M...

I'M GLAD IT STANDS REVEALED.

15 YEARS AGO, I WAS HANDED THE BROKEN SABER.

AND I HAVE KEPT IT HIDDEN UNDER MY TUNIC ALL THESE YEARS.

I HAVE FAILED THE PEOPLE WHO GAVE ME THEIR TRUST.

I'VE FAILED YOU, FRANK.

AND FOR THAT I'M SORRY, AND I APOLOGIZE.

HOWARD, IT'S JUST POOR JUDGMENT.

BUT IN THE CONTEXT WHAT WHAT I FULLY EXPECT

TO CONTINUE TO BE A HIGHLY DISTINGUISHED CAREER.

MAY I GO?

HEY, ANDY, REMEMBER FOUR YEARS AGO

AT FLOOGIE'S, WHEN AL SIMMONS TOOK ON

THE RIVERVIEW JC FOOTBALL TEAM?

- YEAH. - HE SLAUGHTERED 'EM, RIGHT?

HE PUT SIX OF THEM IN TRACTION.

HEY, THE GUY WAS USING A TWO-BY-FOUR.

HEY, YOU'RE NOT WORRIED, ARE YOU, BOBBY?

NO, HE IS NOT.

COME ON, BOBBY, WE GOTTA PICK UP DARYL ANN.

HEY, CATCH YOU OVER THERE, BABE.

COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

HEY, NO SWEAT, KID, ALL RIGHT?

SIMMONS COULDN'T WIN A GERIATRICS TOURNAMENT, MAN.

THE GUY'S HISTORY.

HE'S THE SAME AGE AS I AM.

COME ON!

HEY, HEY, LIEUTENANT,

YOU BETTER SNAP IT UP

IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT TO THE BOUT.

- WHAT? - THE BOUT.

YOU KNOW, THE FIGHT. BOBBY'S FIGHTING.

OH, THE FIGHT.

WELL, I'M AFRAID I WON'T BE ABLE TO GO, JOHN.

LIEUTENANT, IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT WAS ON THAT TAPE,

DON'T BE.

EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES.

HELL, ASK THE MAN WHO KNOWS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS THINKING ABOUT MIDWAY.

OH. MIDWAY TO WHAT?

IT WAS A SEA BATTLE, WWII.

IT CHANGED THE COURSE OF THE WAR IN THE PACIFIC.

AT ONE POINT, THREE SQUADRONS

OF OBSOLETE AMERICAN TORPEDO BOMBERS

FLEW UNPROTECTED THROUGH MURDEROUS ENEMY FIRE

TO PRESS HOME THE ATTACK.

THEY KNEW THEY WERE FLYING TO ALMOST CERTAIN DEATH,

BUT THEY WENT.

ONLY ONE PLANE SURVIVED.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT COURAGE THAT TOOK, JOHN...

TO GO OUT AND MEET THAT FATE?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, I THINK ABOUT THOSE THINGS ON VETERAN'S DAY.

I DO.

CRULLERS.

BOY... BOY YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR MASSACRES, HUH?

BOBBY'S GONNA PUT THAT BUM IN FOUR DIFFERENT HOSPITALS.

LIEUTENANT, YOU GOTTA COME.

I'M SORRY.

UH, LIEUTENANT, LOOK,

I'VE BEEN DOWN THIS ROAD.

YOU GOTTA PUT IT BEHIND YOU. YOU GOTTA FORGET ABOUT IT.

YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GENERATIONS OF HUNTERS

HAVE SERVED KING AND COUNTRY ON THE FIELD OF COMBAT?

ALL... ALL PERFORMED WITH DIGNITY AND HONOR.

LIEUTENANT, A MILLION YEARS AGO,

YOU GOT PINCHED TO RUN A FEW BUCKS

FOR A COUPLE OF LOWLIFE FLAT-FOOTS.

HEY, IT AIN'T EXACTLY LIKE SELLING THE H-BOMB

TO THE RUSSIANS.

I HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER.

YEAH, YEAH, HEY, OKAY.

HEY, YOU DO THAT, HUH.

IT'LL GIVE YOU A NEW PERSPECTIVE,

AND THEN WE CAN GO TO THE FIGHT.

I'M NOT GOING.

OKAY.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

YOU GET ENOUGH TO EAT, BOBBY HILL?

YEAH.

REAL GOOD, DARYL ANN.

WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU DON'T HAVE

A WEIGHT LIMIT TO MAKE.

YOU KNOW, I HAD A GIRLFRIEND, DATED A BANTAM WEIGHT.

LITTLE, TINY, ITTY-BITTY GUY.

ALWAYS STICKING HIS FINGER DOWN HIS THROAT.

DARYL ANN. DARYL ANN, DO YOU THINK

YOU COULD PUT A CORK IN IT, PLEASE?

WELL, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP BOBBY RELAX.

TRY SILENCE.

WELL, WHO DIED AND MADE HIM THE POPE?

KEEP TALKING, BABY.

HAVE SOME GUM.

HERE, GIVE ME ONE, TOO.

30 SECONDS, RENKO.

30 SECONDS.

BOBBY HILL, YOU'RE GONNA KICK THIS GUY'S BUTT.

IN THE MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION,

A FIRST-ROUND ELIMINATION BOUT,

IN THE RED CORNER, WEIGHING IN

AT 161 1/2 POUNDS...

CUTTING IT CLOSE, AREN'T YOU?

I MADE IT, DIDN'T I?

AL "THE ENFORCER" SIMMONS.

I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR MONEY, LEO.

YOU BET ON THIS, SCHNITZ?

HEY!

AND IN THE BLUE CORNER, AT 163 POUNDS,

REPRESENTING HILL STREET, BOBBY "BLUEBERRY" HILL!

YOU'RE TOLD TO BREAK, YOU BREAK CLEAN.

"BLUEBERRY" HILL?

YEAH, FATS DOMINO WAS A REAL HEAVYWEIGHT.

IN THE EVENT OF A KNOCKDOWN,

YOU GO TO THE FURTHEST NEUTRAL CORNER.

COME ON, BOBBY!

COME ON!

ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, LET'S SHAKE HANDS.

LET'S HAVE A CLEAN FIGHT, NO ONE GETS HURT.

THREE ROUNDS OF BOXING.

THE GUY'S A REAL CHUMP, BOBBY.

HE COULDN'T HIT THE GROUND FALLING OUT OF A TREE.

BOBBY'S DEAD.

SIMMONS IS GONNA KILL HIM.

AND MOVE, PACE YOURSELF, WE'LL TAKE THE DECISION.

30 SECONDS, RENKO. THAT'S MAX.

WHATEVER'S RIGHT.

BOBBY, BOBBY, BOBBY...

- ONE... - STAY DOWN.

TWO, THREE...

GET UP!

- FOUR... - STAY DOWN!

SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT...

- GET UP! - NINE...

YOU OKAY, YOU OKAY? WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

- HILL. - OKAY.

COME ON, BOBBY. HE'S GOIN'!

BREAK. BREAK!

KILL HIM, BOBBY. KILL HIM!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN,

EIGHT, NINE, TEN.

HE'S OUT!

I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE WAS GONNA ASK ME

TO BE THE TOKEN FEMALE ON SOME TOKEN COMMISSION.

BUT I GOT THE GENUINE FEELING THAT HE CARES.

YOU KNOW, HE REALLY LISTENED TO ME.

OZZIE'S A GOOD MAN.

I THINK YOU'LL BE A VALUABLE PART OF HIS ADMINISTRATION.

YOU KNOW, I THINK SO, TOO, HENRY.

THANK YOU.

TO YOU, FAY.

I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO DESERVES HAPPINESS MORE.

WOULD IT EMBARRASS YOU IF I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU?

OF COURSE NOT.

I DON'T MEAN I LOVE YOU, I WANT TO GO TO BED WITH YOU.

I MEAN I LOVE YOU.

NOT THAT I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

ABOUT WHAT?

YOU KNOW, US... IN THE SAME ROOM...

WITHOUT CLOTHES.

OH, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO EMBARRASS YOU.

I KNOW, THAT'S NOTHING STRONG BETWEEN US.

FAY...

WHAT?

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.

AND I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT US MAKING LOVE TO EACH OTHER.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT WOULD BE COMPLETELY WRONG.

WHY?

WELL, FOR ONE THING, THERE'S FRANK TO CONSIDER.

NOW, I KNOW THAT HE'S REMARRIED,

AND YOU AND I ARE SINGLE ADULTS.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

I MEAN, YOU TWO HAVE TO WORK WITH EACH OTHER.

AND BESIDES, YOU KNOW,

WHEN SEX ENTERS A RELATIONSHIP,

IT GETS ALL TENSE AND POSSESSIVE AND...

HENRY, WHAT YOU AND I HAVE IS SO SPECIAL.

I MEAN, I WOULD CUT MY WRISTS BEFORE I'D DO ANYTHING

TO JEOPARDIZE THAT.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

YOU'RE NOT ANGRY, ARE YOU?

OF COURSE NOT.

WHY RISK IT?

ONWARD AND UPWARD.

WALK YOU TO THE DOOR?

OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY.

THANK YOU, HENRY GOLDBLUME.

FOR DINNER AND FOR YOU AND FOR EVERYTHING.

YOU'RE WELCOME. KISS THE KIDS FOR ME.

I WILL. THEY'RE WITH MY MOTHER TONIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

OH, HENRY, THIS IS WRONG.

NO, IT'S NOT.

WELL, ARE WE GONNA DO THIS DOUBLE-PARKED,

OR ARE YOU GONNA COME IN?

♪♪

SOMETHING ESPRIT DE CORPS.

A QUICK, EXTEMPORANEOUS HAIKU.

WIND SHATTERS DARK

LEAVES OF FORTUNE.

TREE...

YOU STAND TESTAMENT

OF MY...

OPACITY.

CLEAN APPLICATION OF PRESSURE.

FUNCTION OF SIMPLE ALGEBRAIC EQUATION.

BE A MAN ABOUT IT.

I LOVE YOU, MOM.