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- Have you ever wondered how we can we send people

to the moon, but can't know for sure

if there's gonna be a thunderstorm tomorrow or not?

According to amy, there's too many variables,

like sun and wind and humidity.

So if one of them changes, then boom,

a sunny day turns into a thunderstorm.

But if we can't even be prepared for a rainy day,

how can we be prepared for anything else?

- One week left until the year end formal!

Come get your tickets before they all sell out!

- Oh, I didn't know tickets were selling so fast.

- There may have been some hyperbole in that statement.

- How much? - Can you keep a secret?

- Sometimes. - Okay, no one's buying tickets.

My legacy's gonna be science nerd

who can't throw a party.

I've literally planned the exact event

we've talked about since we were kids.

- Maybe that's the problem.

You planned the exact event we've been talking about

since we were kids.

- But who doesn't love carnivals?

I've rented out a dunk tank,

a cotton-candy machine, all these awesome inflatables.

- The people want a dance.

- Okay, but we've had like five this year.

- But not fancy ones with party dresses.

- And where am I supposed to find a dj

on such short notice?

- Oscar will do it.

- Okay. Fine.

We can have a dance. - Yes!

- As long as we're together, singing, laughing and dancing,

it's all that matters.

- Okay, perfect. I'll text oscar,

get to work on party decorations,

and I'll help get the word out.

Okay? Love you.

- And I'll sit here by myself

and pretend I'm still in charge.

Ticket?

♪ you and me run to a different beat ♪

♪ we are brave lead the way lead the way ♪

♪ be the you inside ♪

♪ and watch the world take flight ♪

♪ we are brave lead the way lead the way ♪

♪ be the change ♪

♪ be the change ♪

♪ gotta be the change ♪

- oh, come on.

(chiming) - yes! Let's go! Whoo!

- Argh! This game is a waste of time.

- Only because you lost.

Okay, um... Somebody's hangry.

How about I make you a snack?

How about one of my famous blts?

With extra...

Ba...

Did you eat my bacon? - What? No.

Why would I eat your bacon?

- Because bacon is delicious.

- Oh, true dat.

But before you ask, it wasn't me.

Gotta keep the pounds off for rehab.

Ahem. But if you want, we can go to the store

and get some more?

- I can't. Robbie and I

are in the middle of a tournament. - Ah.

Does he know that?

(snoring)

(light music)

- the ticket website crashed again.

The school servers can't handle the traffic.

- That's amazing!

- Or an indication

that the district needs to invest more

in technological infrastructure.

- Oh, oscar's a yes on djing, by the way.

(sighing)

- tyler still hasn't picked an outfit.

How are we supposed to coordinate?

- You two are coordinating outfits?

- That's what you're supposed to do with your date, isn't it?

- Does everyone have dates?

- Well, holly's going with oscar, I presume.

- Good job, watson. - Savannah's going with bill,

and will with jamie, so...

- So I'm gonna be the only one flying solo.

Awesome.

- Hey, there's no shame in being a single lady.

- You know, there is another option.

- What? Hiding in the bathroom stall all night?

- Find yourself a date.

- Amy, you don't have to.

- You know what? No. Piper's right.

We're growing up, and I, like you,

need to acquire valuable experience

on the anthropological mating habits of homo sapiens.

(girl): We'll be back in a minute with more science.

But right now, here's a psa.

(woman): Worried a friend might be on drugs?

Here are signs to look for. Irritability...

- Who would ever touch that trash?

- ...Losing weight...

- Okay, who ate all of the red onions?!

- ...Keeping secrets...

- Guess I'm gonna have to go buy some more.

- ...Lack of hygiene...

- Robbie's been acting like a total weirdo lately.

- You said he's being lying a lot?

- About the most random things.

And he's angry all the time,

and he's tired and secretive.

- ...Ambivalence towards friends and family members.

- Oh, my gosh. Um...

Y-you don't think--

- he's doing drugs?

- ...Failure to take out the trash.

- It would explain his behaviour.

- You gotta tell your parents.

- Well, he'll just deny it.

And if I'm wrong, then...

I'll never live it down.

If I'm gonna help robbie, I...

I need proof.

- Working on a new experiment?

- And I'm the test subject.

I'm trying to figure out which guy to ask to our formal.

- Oh, and you've scored them for intelligence,

personality, looks and popularity.

- Mm-hmm. - And then k

the stud with the highest number?

- No way.

That guy has a lot of options.

My plan is to pick someone

with a score that is equal to or lesser than mine.

'cause that way, I'm kind of guaranteed a yes.

- Okay, call me old-fashioned...

Why don't you just pick the guy who makes you feel giddy?

- Giddy? - You know,

butterflies in your stomach,

nervous and excited at the same time.

- I don't think I feel that way about anyone.

- How about somebody you wouldn't mind talking to

for a really long time?

Who doesn't have sweaty palms.

- Okay. E-even if I do figure out who that person is...

...What if they say no?

- Okay, here's the secret.

Boys are simple.

If someone as smart and cool as you asks one of them out,

they're probably gonna say yes, if they didn't pass out first.

- We need to talk. - Not now, reggie. I'm busy.

- Just because ms. Kim taught us

that electrons revolve around the nucleus,

doesn't mean it's right.

I need you to organize one of your protests.

- What do you think of ian?

- It depends. Is he good at making signs?

- He's no more than a seven, right?

- You're rating our classmates?

- Maybe.

(laughing)

- he's a six, tops. Never washes his hands.

- Ugh. Okay, what about noah?

- Seven point five.

Decent at math, but can barely spell.

- Hmm.

And me?

- Nine.

- Nine?! - Okay, 9.5.

(chuckling)

- would... You like to go to the dance with me?

- What colour's your dress?

- I haven't picked one yet.

- I'll get a pale-pink corsage. Goes with everything.

When and where should I pick you up?

- Hobbie farm. 6 p.M.

- Okay. It's a date.

- Sure seems like it.

(sighing)

- this isn't a practical joke, is it?

- No, sir. - Always better to check first.

(giggling)

(door opening and closing)

- hey, lyla.

- Hey. I can't figure out what stunt

to put in our next routine, swedish fall or wolf stand.

- It sounds like a real life-or-death situation.

- Last year at finals, our flyer was off by a second

and she broke her leg in two places.

- Hmm. Um...

Have you seen robbie today?

- No. Why?

- No reason. Never mind. Um, I'll see you around.

- No, no, no. Wait.

We never have time together just the two of us.

Why is that?

- Because we have nothing in common?

- Of course we do. We both love robbie.

- He's on drugs!

- Robbie hobbie? Never.

- I don't know. He's been acting really weird lately.

- Boys are weird.

- Like, extra, extra weird.

- He's on his way to meet me right now,

so we just can clear it up.

(phone buzzing)

oh, he just cancelled on me. That's really unlike him.

(phone buzzing) oh, but he says

it's just 'cause he has more work at the newspaper.

- Yeah, except he's not at the newspaper.

He's on the other side of town.

- Okay, that's weird. - Exactly!

- Well, let's go. - Where?

- No man lies to me and gets away with it, heather.

Let's go. - Uh...

Ill can't believe

I had no idea you liked reggie!

- Well, we have a lot in common.

Like science. And, um...

Science.

- Well, I'm sure he'll be a great boyfriend.

Ooh! We can go on double dates together!

- Whoa, whoa. Reggie is not my boyfriend.

- Mm. Yet. Just wait until you two

are slow-dancing and you get lost in each other's eyes

and he kisses you. (chuckling)

- on the dance floor? In front of everyone?

- Stop worrying, ames. Okay?

You don't have to kiss him if you don't want to.

(holly's mom): Girls, boys are here!

(pop music playing)

- you okay?

- I'm just second-guessing this lip colour.

I'll be down in a minute.

- You look beautiful.

(soft music)

(sighing)

- looks like the sky's about to open up.

Maybe we should go back?

- Without confronting that lying brother of yours?

Not a chance. (thunder rumbling)

(robbie): All the money's in the envelope? Cool.

- Oh, he's not just using drugs, he's dealing them, too. Great.

(sighing)

you are in big trouble!

- Heather. Lyla. What are you doing here?

- You think you're hallucinating from all the ganja

you've been firing up? - What is she talking about?

(thunder booming)

get your bikes, get in the truck.

- First, I want answers. - The radio said

there's about to be a major storm.

We don't want to be here when it hits.

- More lies! (thunder booming)

okay, maybe the truck is not a bad idea.

- Yeah. Let's go.

(thunder booming)

(light music)

- you look nice. - Thank you.

- What about me?

- You got something on your cheek.

- I do? - Yeah.

You look better than nice.

- They make a cute couple, don't they?

- Mm-hmm. - Not as cute as us, though.

- Okay, everyone, enough talking.

Let's get some photos.

- Ooh, not without amy.

(sighing)

(holly): Amy! Hey, amy, we need you!

(breathing shakily)

- just scooch a little closer. You guys look so amazing!

- Oh. - Okay, is there supposed to be

a filter on these things? - What's a filter?

- Oh! - Sorry--

(excited chatter) - you look so beautiful!

- Great.

- Ahem.

- Shouldn't you be standing with your date?

- Right. (awkward laughter)

hey, reggie. (thunder rumbling)

- hi.

- Oh. Thanks.

- Okay, everyone, a little bit closer.

And on three, two, one...

Pickle! (all): Pickle!

(laughter) - okay, I think I got it.

- That looks great. - Let's roll.

(indistinct chattering) - alright.

- Come on, holly. - You got the keys?

(indistinct chatter and laughter)

(rain pouring)

(gasping and exclaiming)

- oof. - We're gonna get soaked!

- Won't matter.

The dance has been cancelled because of the weather.

We should all just try to get home

before it gets worse. - It already has.

The roads are out for flooding.

(thunder rumbling) you're all stuck here.

- Mom, dad, I need you guys to go upstairs,

find a good tv series to binge, and don't come down

until everybody goes home. - What?

- Everyone else, give me... 15 minutes.

- For what?

- Amy worked so hard to plan a special night for us.

We'll just have the dance here. (laughing)

- yeah...

(laughter)

(whooping)

(dance music)

(indistinct chattering)

- oh! Whoa! (exclamations)

whoa! Reggie is an amazing dancer!

Who knew? (laughter)

(soft music)

- aw. This is the song I wrote about us.

- I know. (holly laughing)

- where's tyler?

♪ before you came around the sun did shine ♪

♪ I know you know... ♪

- should we dance?

- Oh, I-I...

...Need to pee.

♪ this could explode all up in smoke ♪

(thunder rumbling)

oh. - What's your problem?

- I just wanted to spend the night with holly.

- That makes both of us.

I like piper.

- You just like holly more.

- I thought we were friends, and then she kissed me

and told me she liked me and...

I told her I like her back,

and I want to like her back--

- you need to tell piper the truth.

- About what?

- I am allergic to shellfish.

One shrimp and I'm just a goner.

- Me too! See? I knew we had something in common!

Okay, let's dance.

- If this stuff is so straightforward,

then why are you hiding from your date too?

(scoffing)

- come on, come on, come on.

Go. (groaning)

- dad didn't think it was safe to go home.

- He was right. I'll get some towels.

- Okay.

- So why were you spying on me?

- We know about your addiction.

- You do? - Oh, yes.

- How did you know?

- The signs were obvious. You're tired all the time--

- you're lying about where you are.

- You're stealing. The bacon!

- Okay, I'm sorry, okay?

I'm hooked and I didn't want anyone to find out.

- Okay, then we'll help you. - I don't want help.

I can do it myself. - But drugs are bad!

- What are you talking about? What is she talking about?

- No clue.

- What are you talking about?!

Okay, gimme the box.

- No! No, no, no! Don't open it!

- Blackberry vanilla? Sour cherry?

What kind of drugs are these?

- I'm not doing drugs, heather.

Look, I'm making artisanal jam.

- Say what, now?

- Ever since we made our first batch.

I got a couple of customers.

- Like that woman you just met.

- Yeah, she owns a small hotel.

She wanted to stock the jam in her gift shop.

- Blueberry bacon? - That's where my bacon went!

(chuckling) - I knew you weren't

doing drugs, babe. - Really?

Anyways, um...

If all you were doing was making jam,

then why all the lies?

- I didn't want this to be another thing I tried

and failed at. (thunder booming)

I just wanted to make jam.

(wind howling)

are you okay?

- Guys, why's the sky green?

(wind howling)

(thunder rumbling)

- please don't let us die.

- That is statistically unlikely.

- Just do something to take my mind off this.

- I-I-I still like holly.

- Oscar went out to get flashlights from the shed.

(sighing) I hope he's okay.

- Don't worry. You'll have a backup.

- What are you talking about?

- Okay, we're all about to die and all you guys care about

is your stupid boyfriends?

- You said it was statistically unlikely.

- Okay, you promised me a night

where we could all be together and have fun,

but you've made it a disaster - literally!

(panting)

- ah. And then there was light. What'd I miss?

(sighing)

- good. You're still alive.

- What are you doing in here?

- No windows. Safest place in a storm.

Besides, it's not like you wanted me out there.

- Look, I'm sorry I didn't want to slow-dance with you.

- Honestly, I'm relieved.

The average human hand has five million bacteria.

Did you know after the last sheffield dance,

half the students got sick from the flu?

- I thought there was a shot for that.

(scoffing) - don't even get me started

on the abysmal vaccination rate in this county.

- Reggie...

If you didn't want to go to the dance with me,

why did you say yes when I asked?

- I knew it would make my parents happy

if I did something normal.

- Why is this normal?

Why waste so much energy on ill-fated relationships--

- when we could be making groundbreaking

scientific discoveries.

- Exactly. (chuckling)

- biology.

Your friends are wired to focus on stuff like this.

- So is there something wrong with us?

- We're just more evolved.

You should have empathy for your poor friends.

They haven't chosen boys over you,

they have no choice.

(house creaking)

(gasping) - is that--

- a tornado? You bet.

- Okay, everyone's gonna be okay.

We're gonna be safe in here.

(house creaking)

(thunder rumbling)

- amy?

I'm sorry I made tonight all about boys.

- Yeah, me too. Boys are stupid.

- I'll have you know I have an iq of 150.

I'm a genius.

(chuckling)

- I'm sorry for losing my temper, piper.

Just wanted an awesome night with all my friends.

(thunder booming)

- does it sound like the storm's getting closer?

- What? - Quick! Um,

what does everyone's perfect night sound like?

- Um, we'd all be together.

- Check.

- There'd be music.

- Hey.

(banjo music playing)

oh, this was our favourite song

in kindergarten! Do you remember?

I don't want to be a chicken, I don't want to be a duck.

♪ so I shake my butt ♪ (laughter)

♪ I don't want to be a chicken I don't want to be a duck ♪

♪ so I shake my butt ♪

what, are you boys too cool to join in?

- I'm not. ♪ I don't want to be a chicken ♪

♪ I don't want to be a duck ♪

♪ so I shake my butt ♪

♪ I don't want to be a chicken I don't want to be a duck ♪

♪ so I shake my butt ♪

♪ I don't want to be a chicken I don't want to be a duck ♪

♪ so I shake my butt ♪

♪ I don't want to be a chicken I don't want to be a duck ♪

♪ so I shake my butt ♪

(soft music)

(rain pattering)

- sounds like the wind has died down.

Do you think it's over?

- I'll go check.

(thunder rumbling)

- I'll keep your secret, big brother.

- Me too.

- Thanks. (chuckling)

- if anyone can make jam cool...

(sighing) ...It's you.

(sighing)

- I'm gonna go check on the animals.

Okay. I'm gonna go call heather and robbie.

- Okay.

- Oh, I have cell service! - Oh, me too.

- Hey, mom. You okay?

I know, it was wild.

- I should probably call my folks, too.

- Okay.

- I love you.

And I'm really sorry that this night

didn't go the way you wanted it to.

- At least it was memorable. (laughter)

(sighing)

it feels like everything's changing.

- Not the important stuff.

Not us.

- I should probably check in with the parental unit.

- So... - So...

- Things seemed to be a bit stormy between you and piper.

- I told her I like someone else.

- Really? Do I know her?

(sighing)

(light music)

well...

Whoever she is...

She's a really lucky girl.

- Good news.

The tornado missed the town entirely.

Nobody got hurt. (both chuckling)

(holly): Yet.

But I predict that there might be

some more stormy weather ahead.

(sighing)

♪ whoa my heart's beating faster ♪

♪ whoa our worlds could be shattered ♪

♪ we will always be ♪

♪ a natural disaster ♪

♪ whoa, the pressure is higher ♪

♪ oh, like wild to my fire ♪

♪ we will always be ♪

♪ a natural disaster ♪