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60th percentile for height,
50th for weight.
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Everything looks
right on target.
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Um, where are we with teething?
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Because she's about
90th percentile for screaming.
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Oh, she ain't been that bad.
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Oh, really? You don't hear it
all the way at work?
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Kids can teethe up until
their third birthday.
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Okay, now I may cry.
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Come on, we're halfway there.
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Hey, we're complaining here, all right?
Get in the boat.
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I'm telling you,
you're gonna miss this.
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Before you know it,
she's gonna be rolling her eyes
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and thinking everything
you say is dumb.
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Ugh.
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Like that.
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You two thinking about
having another one?
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- Definitely.
- Maybe.
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Uh-oh.
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You really don't want
to have more kids?
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I don't know.
Probably... someday.
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You don't want CeeCee to have
a little brother or sister?
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I don't know. Probably someday.
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Well, if you want them
to be friends,
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that someday needs
to be someday soon.
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Says who?
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Come on, there's a big gap
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between me and Sheldon
and Missy.
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There's a big gap between
you and your brother.
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Me and Connor are good.
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You barely talk.
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Which is why we're good.
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I thought we were
on the same page with this.
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Why? I never said I was ready
to have another baby.
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Well, you weren't ready
to have CeeCee,
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and she turned out great.
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Hey, and word
on the street is,
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I, too, was
an unexpected blessing.
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[scoffs]
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Look, of course I love CeeCee.
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She's the best, and you...
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have your moments.
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But having another kid
is a big decision.
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Fine. You're right.
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Maybe I shouldn't have
just assumed you were on board.
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Thank you.
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This is something
we should talk about.
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Agreed.
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- I'm ready to have another kid.
- Yeah, well, uh, too bad.
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โช
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[coos]
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[door opens]
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We're back.
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AUDREY:
Hey. How was the doctor?
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CeeCee's perfect and
Mandy don't want another kid.
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That is not what I said.
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Great, let's go to the bedroom
and get to work.
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Fat chance.
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Y'all are happy
you had two kids, right?
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- Of course.
- Eh.
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Jim.
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What, you want me to lie?
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You love both our
children very much.
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Sure.
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Jim.
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I said sure.
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Oh, come on, don't you want
a grandson someday?
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Somebody to play catch with?
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Hey. Do not drag him into this.
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Yeah, please don't.
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Look, I just got to fill
in at the station.
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There's a good chance
they're gonna call again.
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Now is not the time to be
rolling around like a beach ball.
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- Fair point.
- Thank you.
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Took you forever
to lose that baby weight.
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Again, thank you.
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You don't have
to decide this right away.
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You're both young.
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Well, I'm young.
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Say it again.
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He's so young he don't
even know what he's saying.
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No, I know exactly
what I'm saying.
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Dude, I'm trying to help you.
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Let me help.
I made the baby,
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the perfect baby,
that's the baby.
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Excuse me,
but we made a baby.
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Oh, dude.
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You got anything to
donate to the church?
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Don't think so.
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All right.
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I'm getting rid of some of CeeCee's stuff
she don't fit in no more.
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Okay.
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Remember this one
with the little footies?
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So precious.
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I know what you're doing.
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What? I'm just remembering
how cute my daughter was
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when she was a baby.
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She's still a baby.
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Well, not this size of a baby.
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Okay, stop trying to guilt me.
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How 'bout this?
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Why don't we just put it in God's hands
and see what happens?
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Put it in your own hands.
That's what's gonna happen.
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Look at this.
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Guy at table two gave me
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50 cents and
his phone number.
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Am I really not even
worth paper money?
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- You gonna call him?
- Ha-ha.
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Probably.
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Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Sure.
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You're happy just having
one kid, right?
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One kid, no husband.
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50 cents burning
a hole in my pocket.
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So happy.
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Georgie's pestering me
to have another baby.
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You don't want
another one?
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Well, not right now.
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Well, then do what
I did with my ex.
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I told him we were trying,
but I was secretly still on birth control.
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And, uh, this is the ex-husband
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that ended up having a
baby with another woman?
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You know what?
Here's a quarter.
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Go call someone
else for advice.
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This is the last batch.
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Judas Priest.
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How many checks are there?
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If you'd let me sign your name,
you wouldn't have to do this.
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It's fine.
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You don't trust me?
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Of course I trust you.
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So let me sign your name.
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No.
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Oh, there you are.
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Hey. What brings you by?
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I've got baby clothes
to donate.
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I thought you were gonna hold on
to some of these, just in case.
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So did I.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
Just some stuff with Mandy.
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You know, marriage counseling is
one of the services I provide.
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Good to know.
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Or you could just
talk to your mother.
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Door's open 24/7.
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If I may,
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the boy might be
more comfortable talking to...
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another man.
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What can he tell you
that he can't tell me?
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Could be bedroom related.
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Yeah, he's gonna talk to you
about his bedroom problems.
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I ain't got no bedroom problems.
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It's just me and Mandy are
fighting about having more kids.
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That is a common issue
with young couples.
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Y-Your father and I had
our struggles with it.
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Which I counseled you through.
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Sure you did.
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Son, this is something
I've dealt with in my own marriage as well.
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Your first marriage?
Is that why she left you?
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No, my-my current marriage.
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Why did that first one leave?
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That's not really relevant.
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My dad always said
she was too hot for you.
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Hey. Selena may have
been beautiful,
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but she was not out of my league.
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And there was
a language barrier,
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which was a grande problemo.
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Well, I just wanted
to thank you again
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for letting me fill in for
your weather girl last month.
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No, I don't have an agent,
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but I do have
a RadioShack answering machine.
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Okay, well,
you've got my number.
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I'm here, I still fit
into my high school jeans
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and I am not afraid
to show a little cleavage.
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No, thank you.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What's going on?
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Oh, I just got off the phone
with the TV station.
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Oh. They call?
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A call was made. Move on.
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They got work for you?
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Not right this second,
but I am at the top of their list,
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so I probably shouldn't
be making any...
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big life changes.
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Like getting pregnant?
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Or a face tattoo,
something like that.
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You believe this?
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Beer tastes better outside.
Excuse me.
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[door closes]
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Look, this is something
a lot of young couples face.
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And I really think
communication is key.
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Where is this coming from?
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Well, I was talking
to Pastor Jeff and--
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You told our business
to Pastor Jeff?
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Well, I didn't mean to.
I meant to tell my mom and--
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You told your mom, too?!
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Your parents know!
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'Cause you told them!
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'Cause I'm good
at communicating!
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[frustrated grunt]
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Georgie...
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I don't want to have
another kid right now.
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- Well, when?
- I don't know!
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But someday?
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I don't know!
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So maybe not someday?
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Maybe not.
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- Well, what if I'm not okay with that?
- Well, too bad, it's my decision.
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Once again, it's our decision!
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Oop, I thought you were done.
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[door closes]
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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You're in bed early.
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Yeah, well,
you know us old people.
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Oh, come on, I didn't mean that.
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I'm real sorry.
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You want me to sleep
on the couch?
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No. You can stay.
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You sure?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Little warm in here.
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That's better.
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I really am sorry
about what I said before.
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Which part?
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Well, having another kid
is your decision.
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It's your body
and I support that.
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Thank you.
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[sighs]
Love you.
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Love you, too.
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Man, it's still hot in here.
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[grunts]
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[relieved sigh]
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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
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I was hot.
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And so are you, by the way.
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Back on the couch again, eh?
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Shut up.
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[sighs]
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[speaking indistinctly]
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Dave Coulier's on tonight.
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Gonna be a good one.
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What's wrong?
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Little stiff.
Slept on the couch last night.
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Again?
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First year's the hardest.
Everyone knows that.
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Well, you're welcome
to stay here.
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Appreciate it.
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You could have brought my granddaughter,
but there's always next time.
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I don't get it.
CeeCee's wonderful.
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Why wouldn't she
want more of that?
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Missy was wonderful
at that age, too.
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Now I'm contemplating
an exorcism.
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[sighs]
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You don't know
what's gonna happen.
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When I got pregnant the second time
and it was twins?
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That was a lot.
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Eh, twins don't sound so bad.
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Although, one of them
was Sheldon.
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Sheldon was a gift from God.
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A difficult gift from God.
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Hey, what are the odds
of me having a genius?
262
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,224
Your father had one.
263
00:11:37,387 --> 00:11:38,716
He's gone now.
264
00:11:38,736 --> 00:11:40,327
You can tell me the truth.
265
00:11:40,347 --> 00:11:42,013
Is Sheldon really his?
266
00:11:42,914 --> 00:11:44,026
Georgie Cooper.
267
00:11:44,046 --> 00:11:46,550
Well, Sheldon's smart,
tall and thin.
268
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,107
It ain't a crazy question.
269
00:11:49,182 --> 00:11:50,685
He has a twin sister.
270
00:11:50,705 --> 00:11:52,285
And that's the perfect cover.
271
00:11:58,495 --> 00:11:59,520
Need a hand?
272
00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:01,348
Oh, you could help me
set the table.
273
00:12:01,368 --> 00:12:03,611
On it. Forks on the right,
knives on the left.
274
00:12:03,631 --> 00:12:05,341
- Nope.
- On it.
275
00:12:06,547 --> 00:12:08,007
Will Georgie be back for dinner?
276
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,431
I don't know.
277
00:12:09,943 --> 00:12:11,956
Will he be back ever?
278
00:12:12,305 --> 00:12:13,835
Of course he will.
279
00:12:13,855 --> 00:12:15,017
Well, when?
280
00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:18,093
When he stops trying
to inseminate me.
281
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,194
You know, I read an article
where women in their 30s
282
00:12:21,214 --> 00:12:23,589
are starting
to freeze their eggs.
283
00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:26,421
Huh. Well, if you're gonna do that,
would you mind using the garage freezer?
284
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:28,511
I don't want your eggs
next to my ice cream.
285
00:12:29,563 --> 00:12:31,597
Okay, can we please
stop talking about my eggs?
286
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:33,197
I'd like that.
287
00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:36,113
Just want you to know
I'm on your side.
288
00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:39,692
So, if I never have another kid,
you're okay with that?
289
00:12:39,712 --> 00:12:43,424
Well, let's not be
throwing "never" around.
290
00:12:44,282 --> 00:12:45,568
I vote for more kids.
291
00:12:45,588 --> 00:12:47,690
My uterus is not a democracy.
292
00:12:49,548 --> 00:12:50,921
Pretty touchy.
293
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:53,565
We sure she's not
already pregnant?
294
00:12:59,776 --> 00:13:00,974
Thanks for dinner.
295
00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:02,103
'Course.
296
00:13:02,123 --> 00:13:04,587
I'm grateful one of my kids
still wants to eat with me.
297
00:13:04,607 --> 00:13:07,448
That's why I want a bunch.
Up my odds.
298
00:13:08,306 --> 00:13:09,983
Well, we can pray on it.
299
00:13:10,003 --> 00:13:12,595
I-I don't know.
God only had one kid.
300
00:13:12,615 --> 00:13:14,194
He'll probably
take Mandy's side.
301
00:13:15,052 --> 00:13:16,893
[phone ringing]
302
00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:20,679
Cooper residence.
303
00:13:21,537 --> 00:13:23,606
Oh, hi. Yes, he's still here.
304
00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:27,294
You know, if you and Georgie need to talk,
I am happy to watch CeeCee.
305
00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,612
Not the time? Okay.
306
00:13:29,632 --> 00:13:30,820
It's for you.
307
00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:33,657
- Hi.
- Hi.
308
00:13:34,058 --> 00:13:35,618
Are you planning
on coming home tonight?
309
00:13:35,638 --> 00:13:36,880
I don't know.
310
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,673
I don't really want
to have another fight.
311
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,493
So, instead, you're gonna
hide at your mommy's house?
312
00:13:41,513 --> 00:13:42,799
You're at your
mommy's house.
313
00:13:42,819 --> 00:13:44,496
We live at my mommy's house!
314
00:13:44,516 --> 00:13:46,444
And let's stop saying "mommy."
315
00:13:47,388 --> 00:13:49,237
So you can decide
what I'm allowed to say,
316
00:13:49,257 --> 00:13:50,781
how many kids
I can have.
317
00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:52,635
Anything else you'd like
to decide for me?
318
00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:54,680
Yes. You're staying
there tonight.
319
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,074
Great, 'cause my mom's
making a pie,
320
00:13:57,094 --> 00:13:58,978
and it smells delicious.
321
00:14:01,577 --> 00:14:03,210
Do I have to make a pie now?
322
00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:06,551
It... would keep me
from being a liar.
323
00:14:09,794 --> 00:14:11,861
You see Georgie, tell him
we're running low on brake pads.
324
00:14:11,881 --> 00:14:13,837
I'll take care of it.
325
00:14:13,998 --> 00:14:16,524
- Where is he?
- I don't know. He'll be in soon.
326
00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:19,020
You don't know where he is?
Did he not come home last night?
327
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,949
[gasps] Did you not
come home last night?
328
00:14:22,457 --> 00:14:25,299
- Mind your own business.
- Aw, come on, my business is boring.
329
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:28,095
Hey.
330
00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:29,433
Where were you last night?
331
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:31,968
- You told him?
- No.
332
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,681
And yet I know.
333
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,309
- You got anything better to do?
- No.
334
00:14:35,329 --> 00:14:37,234
So where were you?
335
00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,322
I was at my mom's.
336
00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:40,890
Hmm. That means fight
with the wife.
337
00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:42,216
Go.
338
00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:49,029
You doing all right?
339
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:51,412
I don't really want
to talk about it.
340
00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:54,991
Well, no one loves not talking
about stuff more than me,
341
00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:57,505
but, uh, I'm here, if you want.
342
00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:00,475
I just feel like this
is a life-changing decision
343
00:15:00,495 --> 00:15:01,955
and my opinion don't matter.
344
00:15:01,975 --> 00:15:04,218
Well, you can't push
something like this.
345
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:06,046
There's a ticking clock.
346
00:15:06,066 --> 00:15:07,254
I know.
347
00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:09,876
I also know that Audrey
didn't want a second kid
348
00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:11,919
till Mandy went off
to kindergarten.
349
00:15:11,985 --> 00:15:13,183
Suddenly, the house was empty
350
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,218
and she couldn't
keep her hands off me.
351
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:17,959
And then you had Connor.
352
00:15:18,244 --> 00:15:21,050
Well, sometimes a ticking clock
is attached to a bomb.
353
00:15:26,129 --> 00:15:27,752
[approaching footsteps]
354
00:15:28,784 --> 00:15:29,721
Hey.
355
00:15:29,741 --> 00:15:30,930
Hello.
356
00:15:32,092 --> 00:15:34,204
Can I ask you a weird question?
357
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,544
Kind of my thing, but go ahead.
358
00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:39,383
Do you ever wish
you were an only child?
359
00:15:39,403 --> 00:15:40,630
Yes.
360
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,647
You were very mean to me.
361
00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,649
Okay, well,
not all the time.
362
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:47,772
When I was five, you told me
hot peppers were candy.
363
00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,568
We were kids.
364
00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:53,234
What about the wedgie
that twisted my testicles?
365
00:15:53,635 --> 00:15:55,225
Okay, well, they had
barely dropped yet.
366
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,400
Remember when you told me
367
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,349
if I jumped off the roof with an umbrella
I would float down?
368
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,059
Just remember the sound
you made when you landed.
369
00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:06,052
The sound was "snap"
and it was my collarbone.
370
00:16:07,431 --> 00:16:09,838
[phone ringing]
371
00:16:11,131 --> 00:16:12,199
Hello.
372
00:16:12,219 --> 00:16:14,679
Yes, this is she.
373
00:16:14,699 --> 00:16:16,986
Absolutely I'm available.
374
00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:18,683
No problem, I'll be there.
375
00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:19,684
Who was that?
376
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,904
That was the news station.
They need me to fill in again.
377
00:16:21,924 --> 00:16:23,808
- That's great.
- I know.
378
00:16:30,846 --> 00:16:32,426
Sorry I wasn't a better sister.
379
00:16:33,370 --> 00:16:35,733
It's okay.
It made me who I am today.
380
00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:38,606
Don't make me feel worse.
381
00:16:46,818 --> 00:16:49,453
Hey.
382
00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:50,454
You look nice.
383
00:16:50,474 --> 00:16:52,152
[door closes]
Thank you.
384
00:16:52,172 --> 00:16:55,590
I was only gone one night.
You ain't going on a date, are you?
385
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,940
[sarcastic chuckle] Very funny.
386
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,247
The station called,
they need extra help tomorrow.
387
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:02,553
Oh, that's great.
Congratulations.
388
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:04,120
Yep, see, if I were pregnant,
389
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,687
I wouldn't be able to do this.
390
00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:09,256
I know, and I want you
to have a career.
391
00:17:09,276 --> 00:17:11,478
I just got a little freaked out
because I thought
392
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,075
we were on the same page
about what we wanted in life.
393
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:17,688
Yeah, well, we probably should've
talked about it before we got married.
394
00:17:18,546 --> 00:17:20,126
We can talk about it now.
395
00:17:21,331 --> 00:17:22,476
Okay.
396
00:17:26,728 --> 00:17:28,438
[sighs heavily]
397
00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:31,092
You start.
398
00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:34,150
Okay. Well,
I always thought
399
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:36,979
one day I would
live in a big city.
400
00:17:36,999 --> 00:17:38,763
Like Miami.
401
00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:40,320
Miami?
402
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:42,942
What is wrong
with Miami?
403
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,933
Well, for starters,
it ain't in Texas.
404
00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:47,598
Okay, a lot of places
aren't in Texas.
405
00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:49,590
Well, that's their problem.
406
00:17:50,926 --> 00:17:53,300
So, you never want
to move out of Texas?
407
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,302
No. Plus, in a city like Miami,
408
00:17:55,322 --> 00:17:56,477
you ain't got no space.
409
00:17:56,497 --> 00:17:57,869
Here, we can get
a bunch of land,
410
00:17:57,889 --> 00:17:59,001
have some horses...
411
00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:00,872
Ugh, God, I hate horses.
412
00:18:00,892 --> 00:18:02,874
What? How did I not know this?
413
00:18:02,894 --> 00:18:04,485
'Cause we don't talk.
414
00:18:04,505 --> 00:18:07,488
Okay, so we don't have horses.
415
00:18:07,508 --> 00:18:09,044
We can have a bunch of dogs.
416
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,015
How about just one...
417
00:18:13,035 --> 00:18:14,571
and it's a cat?
418
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,063
You're a cat person?
419
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,314
Meow.
420
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:21,937
Maybe talking was a bad idea.
421
00:18:21,957 --> 00:18:23,145
[sighs]
422
00:18:24,307 --> 00:18:27,541
Well, when you think about it,
not talking has really worked for us.
423
00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:29,717
It has, hasn't it?
424
00:18:30,922 --> 00:18:32,948
I can love you
and not tell you stuff.
425
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:34,813
I love you because
you don't tell me stuff.
426
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:35,723
[laughs]
427
00:18:36,624 --> 00:18:38,475
Who knows, maybe one day
428
00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:40,608
I'll change my mind
about having kids.
429
00:18:40,628 --> 00:18:42,077
So the door's open?
430
00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:44,568
- Sure.
- Great.
431
00:18:44,588 --> 00:18:45,950
[laughs]
432
00:18:48,566 --> 00:18:50,400
I think it's getting
a little hot in here.
433
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,912
Oh, my God.
434
00:18:52,995 --> 00:18:54,065
Come on.
435
00:18:57,602 --> 00:19:00,141
NEWS ANCHOR:
And now, for a live look at the storm,
436
00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:03,239
let's go to our correspondent on the scene,
Mandy McAllister.
437
00:19:03,259 --> 00:19:04,240
[wind howling]
438
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,361
Thank you, Heather.
439
00:19:06,385 --> 00:19:08,462
It's really coming down
out here.
440
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:12,280
There are flood warnings
in effect for the whole county.
441
00:19:12,604 --> 00:19:15,295
As you can see, this small pond
442
00:19:15,315 --> 00:19:17,460
that I've been told
to stand in...
443
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:23,390
...is quickly filling up
with cold, murky water.
444
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:25,000
She looks miserable.
445
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,948
We should record this.
446
00:19:28,197 --> 00:19:30,353
I'm Mandy McAllister.
447
00:19:30,373 --> 00:19:32,138
Stay off the roads,
448
00:19:32,158 --> 00:19:33,661
stay inside, and--
449
00:19:33,681 --> 00:19:37,151
That's a snake,
that's a snake! [screams]
450
00:19:37,171 --> 00:19:39,414
That is a big snake.
451
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:41,634
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