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Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris.
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Man of action.
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Chuck Norris stars in Chuck
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Norris karate commandos, Chuck Norris.
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He's got nerves of steel
and strength to match.
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Chuck Norris with his team peppered.
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It's too dangerous to watch.
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Too much, too much chemo.
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The samurai warrior.
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Weak Chuck.
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Teenager.
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Prince
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charming, a sumo champion.
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With Chuck Norris, they battle
the sinister forces of the claw.
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Remember this?
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And the ruthless super ninja finish.
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Norris, Chuck Norris, Scalzi,
Chuck Norris,
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karate commandos.
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Sometimes
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you're going to meet people
who will do anything to get their own way.
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You know the kind of bullies
who pick on other kids in the schoolyard.
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They never like to play fair.
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Just like the claw.
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When he tried to bully me. And.
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We have reached the dike.
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The ocean is flooding Amsterdam,
according to your brand.
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You know.
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It's a memory.
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Cole is kept in this dark red cave.
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Ready to.
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Be locked.
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Ninja leader.
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Gold.
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Puppy.
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There. Headed your. Way.
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I got you, boss.
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Let's finish this week.
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I forgot. Lunch. Hey, look.
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There they are.
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And there's Chuck.
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Are you back at the foot vault?
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Yeah, I.
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I was.
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Yeah.
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Too bad.
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Notice.
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Too much.
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The girder killed him.
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Hey, boss.
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I see you have everything wrapped up.
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Here you go, Chuck.
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NATO will be glad to get this back.
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Imposter.
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I'd like you to meet the leader.
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He's the one who had the memory core
in his hands.
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And you let Norris get it?
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It's not my fault.
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Is this true?
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Is he blameless?
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But Norris just came out of nowhere.
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You'll find him faster.
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He has a nasty habit of doing
that, doesn't he?
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Super ninja. Yeah. I'll finish Norris.
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I've told you that. Yes.
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You have.
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Please let me try again.
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I'll do anything.
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I don't think so.
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Wow. Yeah.
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The memory core
for the NATO defense computer,
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which was my name a few hours ago. Intel.
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That idiot bungled it arrives in New York
in three days.
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Imposter.
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I want it, but this time
I don't want Norris to stop me.
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Get him out of the way
and I'll pay you $3 million.
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Fail me.
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Well, what can I say?
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Don't worry.
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I don't know how to handle Norris.
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Let's hope so.
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Can I help you?
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Fill it up,
please, and check the radiator.
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I'm running a little hot.
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That's what happened, officer.
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I'd better get that.
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I bet it's a front office.
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This is Norris.
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Hello, Mr. Director. Chuck.
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Intelligence is sure claw will try again
for the memory core when it's in New York.
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If he gets it,
he'll sell it to the highest bidder.
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Any foreign country could shut down
the NATO defenses for months.
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I see what you mean, sir. By the way.
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Rumor has it Claus
put a bounty on your head.
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I know, I just got a taste of it.
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Be careful.
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You know what to do tonight.
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And remember, if you can't get me Norris,
go for his weakness
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and get the kid.
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This is great.
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What's the money. From this dinner?
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Going to be used for Chuck.
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To build a karate summer camp for kids.
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From Coleman.
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Excuse me.
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Didn't I see you earlier today?
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No. You must be mistaken. No.
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Why? No.
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That's one way to tenderize it.
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Look out!
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I got.
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This.
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Too much.
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I'm getting you out of here, buddy.
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Oh, Chuck.
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No buts.
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I got to. Be.
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We got company.
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That last deck was a killer.
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You're not kidding.
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Chuck.
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I see them.
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I'll take care of them. And.
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You really?
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Have no risk.
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Let me go! No!
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Oh, you better wait for me.
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Super ninja.
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Tommy!
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Tommy! Yeah, boss.
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Super ninjas got too much.
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Time on him.
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Oh, we're going to find you
the homing device.
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I better make sure this thing's
working. Ha!
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Where are you?
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Super ninja!
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Nancy!
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Come to me!
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None of these
so I can finish you off once and for all.
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Tie him up.
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You just wait.
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You guys are in trouble
when Chuck gets here.
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What?
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I need a plane now.
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You'll never get away with this.
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Chuck's coming.
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You'll see.
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I hope so. You were right.
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Too much.
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There he is.
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Norris is following me.
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Good.
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Maybe we can be rid of him once
and for all.
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Still heading north.
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There's nothing but mountains there.
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I'll take your midst off me, you gorilla!
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How much time before we're operational?
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Just a minute or two. Good.
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Now listen, CLO.
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Shut that right up.
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I'm in the process of shutting down
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck! Watch out!
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He's getting on my nerves.
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Gag him!
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Hey, hey, hey, get him in.
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He can bring you to me.
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What the.
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Perfect.
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I got to break free.
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So nice of you to drop. By
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for the last time.
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This is delightful.
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Hi. Mr.
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Norris.
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Splendid.
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That's the end of Chuck Norris.
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Hey, look, I knew for sure.
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You going to be too upset.
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You'll be joining your friend soon.
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Excuse you.
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Yes. Enough of you.
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And too much.
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Let go!
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There's a ledge just a few feet below you.
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I got.
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Chuck!
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You're alive.
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Are you all right.
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Mate? I'm tough as nails.
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Wow. What? I think I'm afraid of heights.
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You have to jump. What?
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What now?
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How was a little hairy?
194
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I thought the drone blew up the tree.
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Saved me when I bailed out.
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And this homing device
is going to get us out of here.
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Too much.
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Good.
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The imposters arrived.
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I got your message.
201
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So, He truly a loyal employee.
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Shit. There.
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You mean.
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You mean the left one?
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You're here to receive your payoff,
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aren't you?
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Imposter.
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It is time for your pay off.
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Give it to him.
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Open it.
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1 million cash.
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But you said 3 million.
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But I don't have the memory core yet.
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That's not part of our deal.
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I know, I just added it on.
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Perhaps you'd like to see the chair
work again.
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Low, low. Oh, please.
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Besides, Super Ninja has an odd feeling.
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Norris isn't dead.
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Yeah, I know, and he's dead.
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So you are going to New York?
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When I get the memory core.
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You get the rest of your money.
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That's the trust.
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With the memory card.
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I down.
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Sleep.
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Let me guess.
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He did it!
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He's around here.
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I can feel it.
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You're insane.
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I knew it.
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You want to get out of here?
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Going somewhere?
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Fellas?
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Let her rip.
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Pepper!
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Stop the engine!
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That was far too much.
241
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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All right. Super ninja. Your turn.
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Another time for you and me.
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Norris.
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No doubt.
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Super ninja.
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We'll meet again.
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Well, at least we got these guys.
251
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And NATO has a memory core.
252
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Maybe there's even more.
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Gee, boss,
I never saw an old lady run like that.
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Neither did I.
255
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Wow. It's the imposter.
256
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Sure is.
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And he'll have a lot of time
to work on his new identity.
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What stunt was a jailbird?
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Remember, kids?
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A bully is no one to be afraid of.
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Because a bully is nothing but a coward.
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If a bully was really brave
and wanted to show how tough he is,
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he wouldn't
pick on someone smaller than himself.
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He would find someone bigger and tougher
than he is to pick on.
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Now, when is the last time
you saw a bully do that?
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Catch you later.
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