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Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris.

Man of action.

Chuck Norris stars in Chuck

Norris karate commandos, Chuck Norris.

He's got nerves of steel and strength to match.

Chuck Norris with his team peppered.

It's too dangerous to watch.

Too much, too much chemo.

The samurai warrior.

Weak Chuck.

Teenager.

Prince

charming, a sumo champion.

With Chuck Norris, they battle the sinister forces of the claw.

Remember this?

And the ruthless super ninja finish.

Norris, Chuck Norris, Scalzi, Chuck Norris,

karate commandos.

Sometimes

you're going to meet people who will do anything to get their own way.

You know the kind of bullies who pick on other kids in the schoolyard.

They never like to play fair.

Just like the claw.

When he tried to bully me. And.

We have reached the dike.

The ocean is flooding Amsterdam, according to your brand.

You know.

It's a memory.

Cole is kept in this dark red cave.

Ready to.

Be locked.

Ninja leader.

Gold.

Puppy.

There. Headed your. Way.

I got you, boss.

Let's finish this week.

I forgot. Lunch. Hey, look.

There they are.

And there's Chuck.

Are you back at the foot vault?

Yeah, I.

I was.

Yeah.

Too bad.

Notice.

Too much.

The girder killed him.

Hey, boss.

I see you have everything wrapped up.

Here you go, Chuck.

NATO will be glad to get this back.

Imposter.

I'd like you to meet the leader.

He's the one who had the memory core in his hands.

And you let Norris get it?

It's not my fault.

Is this true?

Is he blameless?

But Norris just came out of nowhere.

You'll find him faster.

He has a nasty habit of doing that, doesn't he?

Super ninja. Yeah. I'll finish Norris.

I've told you that. Yes.

You have.

Please let me try again.

I'll do anything.

I don't think so.

Wow. Yeah.

The memory core for the NATO defense computer,

which was my name a few hours ago. Intel.

That idiot bungled it arrives in New York in three days.

Imposter.

I want it, but this time I don't want Norris to stop me.

Get him out of the way and I'll pay you $3 million.

Fail me.

Well, what can I say?

Don't worry.

I don't know how to handle Norris.

Let's hope so.

Can I help you?

Fill it up, please, and check the radiator.

I'm running a little hot.

That's what happened, officer.

I'd better get that.

I bet it's a front office.

This is Norris.

Hello, Mr. Director. Chuck.

Intelligence is sure claw will try again for the memory core when it's in New York.

If he gets it, he'll sell it to the highest bidder.

Any foreign country could shut down the NATO defenses for months.

I see what you mean, sir. By the way.

Rumor has it Claus put a bounty on your head.

I know, I just got a taste of it.

Be careful.

You know what to do tonight.

And remember, if you can't get me Norris, go for his weakness

and get the kid.

This is great.

What's the money. From this dinner?

Going to be used for Chuck.

To build a karate summer camp for kids.

From Coleman.

Excuse me.

Didn't I see you earlier today?

No. You must be mistaken. No.

Why? No.

That's one way to tenderize it.

Look out!

I got.

This.

Too much.

I'm getting you out of here, buddy.

Oh, Chuck.

No buts.

I got to. Be.

We got company.

That last deck was a killer.

You're not kidding.

Chuck.

I see them.

I'll take care of them. And.

You really?

Have no risk.

Let me go! No!

Oh, you better wait for me.

Super ninja.

Tommy!

Tommy! Yeah, boss.

Super ninjas got too much.

Time on him.

Oh, we're going to find you the homing device.

I better make sure this thing's working. Ha!

Where are you?

Super ninja!

Nancy!

Come to me!

None of these so I can finish you off once and for all.

Tie him up.

You just wait.

You guys are in trouble when Chuck gets here.

What?

I need a plane now.

You'll never get away with this.

Chuck's coming.

You'll see.

I hope so. You were right.

Too much.

There he is.

Norris is following me.

Good.

Maybe we can be rid of him once and for all.

Still heading north.

There's nothing but mountains there.

I'll take your midst off me, you gorilla!

How much time before we're operational?

Just a minute or two. Good.

Now listen, CLO.

Shut that right up.

I'm in the process of shutting down Chuck Norris.

Chuck! Watch out!

He's getting on my nerves.

Gag him!

Hey, hey, hey, get him in.

He can bring you to me.

What the.

Perfect.

I got to break free.

So nice of you to drop. By

for the last time.

This is delightful.

Hi. Mr.

Norris.

Splendid.

That's the end of Chuck Norris.

Hey, look, I knew for sure.

You going to be too upset.

You'll be joining your friend soon.

Excuse you.

Yes. Enough of you.

And too much.

Let go!

There's a ledge just a few feet below you.

I got.

Chuck!

You're alive.

Are you all right.

Mate? I'm tough as nails.

Wow. What? I think I'm afraid of heights.

You have to jump. What?

What now?

How was a little hairy?

I thought the drone blew up the tree.

Saved me when I bailed out.

And this homing device is going to get us out of here.

Too much.

Good.

The imposters arrived.

I got your message.

So, He truly a loyal employee.

Shit. There.

You mean.

You mean the left one?

You're here to receive your payoff,

aren't you?

Imposter.

It is time for your pay off.

Give it to him.

Open it.

1 million cash.

But you said 3 million.

But I don't have the memory core yet.

That's not part of our deal.

I know, I just added it on.

Perhaps you'd like to see the chair work again.

Low, low. Oh, please.

Besides, Super Ninja has an odd feeling.

Norris isn't dead.

Yeah, I know, and he's dead.

So you are going to New York?

When I get the memory core.

You get the rest of your money.

That's the trust.

With the memory card.

I down.

Sleep.

Let me guess.

He did it!

He's around here.

I can feel it.

You're insane.

I knew it.

You want to get out of here?

Going somewhere?

Fellas?

Let her rip.

Pepper!

Stop the engine!

That was far too much.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right. Super ninja. Your turn.

Another time for you and me.

Norris.

No doubt.

Super ninja.

We'll meet again.

Well, at least we got these guys.

And NATO has a memory core.

Maybe there's even more.

Gee, boss, I never saw an old lady run like that.

Neither did I.

Wow. It's the imposter.

Sure is.

And he'll have a lot of time to work on his new identity.

What stunt was a jailbird?

Remember, kids?

A bully is no one to be afraid of.

Because a bully is nothing but a coward.

If a bully was really brave and wanted to show how tough he is,

he wouldn't pick on someone smaller than himself.

He would find someone bigger and tougher than he is to pick on.

Now, when is the last time you saw a bully do that?

Catch you later.