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oh oh my God

I'm so excited yeah

oh now I got a new dress

got my hair done um

I'm not gonna be that far

I just wanna make sure I have enough money

how much were the tickets again

okay no

no it's no problem

I have I have more money in the house

I'll go get some more um

just tell him to wait

please tell him to wait

I know he's got to leave at a certain time

but this is my first date since my divorce

and I've been really excited about it okay

so just oh um

okay uh

um

okay uh

babe you're not gonna believe this uh

I lost my keys in the house

um no

no no

no it's okay

it'll only take a few minutes

for the locksmith to get here

so I'll call someone right now

I'll get into my house and then I'll be on my way

I will drive really fast I promise

I'm wearing a super booby dress

I'm not gonna get a ticket okay

all right I love you okay bye

oh my God

Pete's cockin'log

it's an awful name

hi is this a locksmith

yeah uh

God I really need your help

I have somewhere really important

I have to be very very soon

uh are you available to come over like right now

okay okay

um is this your cell phone

I'm gonna text you my address

like I'm seriously in a big hurry

okay alright

thanks I'll text it to you right now

shit

fuck

oh damn it

oh oh my God

oh

oh oh

oh oh thank you so much for coming

I got somewhere I really have to be super fast oh

don't worry about it I'll take care of you

thank you you locked yourself out huh

I I did it's my first date since my divorce

it happens all the time don't worry

I I just bought this house

let me see what kind of calm down

let me see what kind of lock it is

oh my god that's the W SEVEN FORTY SEVEN

that takes a special tool

let me see if I have that actually

but I I'm sure I do if not

it's in the car it's no worries

this is simple we we do this all the time

I think you would have the tool oh

okay I'll get it

don't worry just relax

no way there we go

oh my God thank you so much

okay okay

come on in come on in

I'm gonna get

I'm gonna get the checkbook and I'll get you paid

and then I can get out of here I really gotta go

since my divorce

and I haven't seen or been with anybody

I was so looking forward to this

I just wanted to fuck tonight

I didn't even like the guy that much

that's really unfortunate

you know maybe I could call my boss

and you guys can work out some sort of arrangement

you know what I went and I got waxed for this occasion

someone is going to fuck me

you got wax I like

do you know how much that hurts

I I've never been waxed ever you know what

this is bullshit um

you're already here I do have my checkbook upstairs

so uh

what do you say just be a good sport

you know we'll keep it our secret

well just roll your eyes inside your head

and then you can leave

what do you say you look like a stopped young man

what do you mean by roll your eyes

well I mean

we'll just roll your eyes back in your head

for a few minutes and then you can go

and we don't have to tell anybody about it

I'm paying a fuck ton of money for you to

cause you came so fast I really appreciate that

and I do have a checkbook upstairs

I just got flustered

I was really looking forward to getting laid tonight

and my pussy is smooth like a baby's butt

and I want someone to appreciate it

so you're here why not

you're a grown ass man

you're not wearing a wedding ring

so okay if you have a girlfriend

fuck her I don't care

she's not here I don't have a girlfriend

a cute young thing is hiding under this

in fact I'm kind of glad

I prefer young

meat anyway a little too old for for my taste

oh oh oh

the youngest last longer anyway than the old ones

that's what a woman like me likes

something gorgeous and beautiful like that

I can handle a grown woman like myself

I wanna lick your balls

I haven't had a young guy in so long

they're succulent let's get you out of these pants

you're such a good boy you take off these pants

you can do whatever you want to my tits

oh my God I'm already wet

that's something that hasn't happened in a long time

I'm gonna eat you whole

so fucking sexy

hahaha

I like the young ones

they're so eager

your cock is so fucking hard oh my God

I haven't had this in so long

fuck yeah yeah

fuck

my unused pussy

you're gonna split the

you're gonna split my cougar pussy into you

spring chicken

take that young body of yours and put it to work

I'd rather stand here and aggravate my pussy

before you fuck me yeah sure

I swear

talking mouth yours is gonna be good for something

oh oh my God oh my God oh it's getting so wet

oh oh oh oh my God

nobody's ever done that to me oh my God

oh oh oh my God

something's happening oh oh oh my God oh

what is it doing oh oh oh oh

oh my God how did you do that

oh oh I've never done that before

oh my God oh

oh my God oh my God

please fuck me oh my God

please fuck me my legs are weak

please fuck me uh huh

oh my God no one's ever done that to me before

oh oh oh

oh my God no one's ever done that to me

oh God oh

oh you know

I'm a very rich woman oh

I like the sound of that

you won't need to work if you agree to work for me

tell me more

consider this a job opportunity

oh

oh

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh

women always do

that shit is so perfect

oh oh my God

oh this is so good for me

oh I'm gonna be the nicest person at work tomorrow

oh oh

oh

come on young buck

ah ah ah

oh God oh my God

this fuck is so hard oh

oh

my God oh my God

oh I haven't been stressed out like that in years

fuck Eddie

I'll take care of you

you gotta take care of mommy

oh my God oh my God

oh my God

that shit's so hot

hmm

I bet those little girls don't do that to you

oh oh

oh God oh

oh oh

yeah oh

aren't you cute

I like your dress you like my dress

I bought it for that self dick fuck anyway

I don't need it

but I like it better on the side

I'll show

you this this big round ass can do to your dick

I'll show you I'm paying you

you understand me

your dick will do as I ask and if you're a good boy

I might let you contribute a suggestion

oh my God

oh oh yeah yeah

hmm

I can't imagine all the things I'm gonna do to you

in this house

I have a special room for you in the back

yeah

you have your own kitchen so you can feed yourself

what else do you have in your Rapids well

I mean you're paying a very large sum of money

yeah

yeah

I like to keep it interesting or I'll get bored of you

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God oh my God

oh

my God

you can't use my wallet

if you're not gonna use my pussy

that's why for the last one

oh oh oh oh my God oh my God oh

oh my god

oh come on you're in your early 20s

you can handle me

you can handle a 30 something year old woman can't you

come here please I may have underestimated you

oh yeah

oh my God where did I make your time

oh my God oh my God

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh oh oh oh

HM HM HM HM HM HM

HM HM

HM HM HM

oh please fuck me again oh my God please

oh my God my pussy feels so good oh

please fuck me again

yeah yeah

yeah

yeah okay

please okay

show me I've been missing this my whole life oh

never fuck me like this oh

oh

oh

oh

oh yes

yes oh

oh

oh oh no

oh oh God

oh my God that's really deep

oh oh

oh yes yes

yeah

yeah oh God yes

oh my God oh my God

oh my God oh my God

oh God my legs are so weak

my legs are so weak oh

oh God

oh

oh God yes

oh my God you're gonna make me come oh

oh God oh God

oh God

this is a 3,000 dollar rug oh

it seems fitting that you

you fuck me on it oh

oh

oh oh

oh oh my God

oh oh

oh yes

oh yeah

oh my God oh

oh God fuck me more

more I want more

oh God more

I want more oh Jesus

oh my God oh

oh

oh oh

oh

I'll put another thousand dollars in it

if you can squirt your cum all over me

all over my body my pussy

I want it to run down my thighs

young buck

ah ah

I'll pay you to produce ah

don't you worry

ah

ah I'm fixed

I want you to come all inside my pussy

and I want to see it on my pussy lips

I want you to decorate me like a queen

ah

ha ha ha

yes dress my pussy

dress my pussy like a good boy haha

come inside of my pussy I know

and then paint my pretty pussy lips

oh oh

oh my God oh

oh

oh oh

oh my God

oh my God oh

oh

oh oh

oh oh

I want it I want it um

um

wow

I want you to come all inside and outside of my pussy

I wanna see what those young balls can give me

show me what you got for me and my big ass

my huge tits

ah

what is that impressive cock have for my pussy

ah

fuck it I'll just give you my whole checkbook ah

ah I'll pay you to be your slut

ah

oh can you treat me like a filthy little slut

ah oh

I want you to paint me I want you to paint me

you're making me wait

oh oh

my God

oh I want you to come in my pussy now

I want it now if you can't follow my directions

you go get your check oh

oh God

oh yes

oh yes

oh just like that

oh come now

oh oh

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

I wanna see it I wanna see it

oh yeah

oh

oh yeah

come on

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh

oh oh oh

3,000 dollar carpet it's okay

it's my ex husband's anyway the fucking asshole

ah ah

ah

oh my God

there's so much oh

I wanted to run down my legs

you can go shower now I'm gonna play with this okay

keep going my square here come hmm

keep going oh

oh God

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