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Oh My Emperor Season 02

Subbers Alina, Katherine, Sophia

Episode 14

I'm done.

Stay.

Okay, okay, okay.

I'll go to sleep then.

You sleep here again?

Of course.

I have so much to tell you.

Listen.

I went to see Meimei today to get my lucid ganoderma.

He hid the lucid ganoderma in his clothes.

I tried to grab it. He retreated.

I went forward, he retreated again.

Then I chased him.

He ran so fast.

I went after him, he kept running.

Then I...

Dali.

Dali got it for me!

He was so mad!

Did you hear that?

Anything wrong?

Let me check it.

Don't. Don't.

Why?

They're...

Busy.

But that's a scream.

Didn't you hear that?

I gotta check it. Wait for me here.

They're consummating.

Are you playing word games with me?

Because I'm very unlettered?

No.

Such... Such a thing...

Is indescribable.

Indescribable....

How about...

How about we also...

Also what?

Bai Wuchen!

You're so shameless!

My butt...

Feifei.

Why are you so fat?

You crushed my bed.

I'm fat?

I just have a little dropsy.

Why blame it on me?

Fine. Sleep here tonight.

Like this?

What about you?

Review memorials.

A pile of memorials are waiting for me.

Wuchen.

Dali.

Wuchen.

Dali.

Wuchen.

Dali.

Wuchen.

Dali.

Do it or not?

It's...

It's my first time.

Don't... Don't make it sound I'm very experienced.

Forget it.

No. No.

Come on.

My hair!

My... My hair!

So...

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

It's my conditioned reflex gained from practicing Kungfu.

How about...

Forget it. I gotta go back first.

Don't leave.

I won't use my hands.

No hands.

Dali. Dali.

No. No.

Today I gotta

get you!

Dali!

Help!

Moran.

This time you'll travel far.

You're sure you don't need me to accompany you?

This time I want to have some private time.

Til now.

I still have a thing weighing on my mind.

Hasn't been solved.

Leave it to time, then.

Understood.

So,

Moran, don't you feel

the reason why you're so stubborn

is you've never gotten her love?

But who can know it?

Because I'll never know the answer.

Since that.

Wish you a smooth journey.

Then you'll never be upset again.

Thanks.

Xunxian, you know what?

Actually I've been envying you all the time.

Seemingly, you're muddling along.

But actually you see things more clearly than anyone else.

Moran, you got me wrong.

I'm just a fool in this secular world.

You always want to walk out of the dream.

But in my eyes.

I'd rather

indulge myself in some dreams.

And find it pretty good.

Alright. Let's drop the topic.

After you come back,

we'll drink together again.

Today there are two issues.

First one.

Lately, Orion Land had frictions with us many times.

I was about to suppress them.

But thinking about empress dowager,

I decided to choose a peaceful way.

Now Orion Land proposes a marriage.

To consolidate our diplomatic ties.

I'd like to do it.

You say it like you'll get married soon.

What's the second thing?

The second thing is...

Also related to you.

Since Luo Feifei became the master of Ophiuchus,

she hasn't had a title.

And I'm not married.

Things in my harem need to be taken care of.

So I'll title you as...

I do!

I haven't said...

Whatever it is, okay.

Well, I'll title you as first-rank female official.

Congrats, master Luo!

Congrats.

Thank you, everyone.

Thank you.

Lord Tang, it's so late.

Why did you call me here?

Bing.

Why did you come for the marriage?

What's your purpose?

What do you mean, lord Tang?

Bing.

If you wanna kill me,

you can take my life at any time.

But if you wanna hurt my brother and sis Feifei,

I won't let you make it.

Lord Tang, don't worry.

If I wanna take your life,

back in the desert,

you would be dead already.

That makes sense.

Bing.

Will you hurt my brother and sis Feifei?

I'm here for a marriage.

To keep our nation safe.

Bing, I believe you.

Lord Tang, what are you doing?

Why did you show your power for no reason?

I'm always wondering

why my power is to have so many shadows.

Now I think I've figured it out.

Why?

To see you from all aspects.

I gotta go have some rest.

Dragon-egg.

I don't wanna be that female official.

When girls get together,

problems will pile up.

What's more, some of them always decline to play cards.

It feels really annoying.

Before you made the decree,

I thought you were gonna say to marry me.

Didn't expect to make me do this job.

You wanna marry me so keenly?

How good it is to be the empress!

Every day, I'll think about nothing but eating.

Nothing but eating.

Well, you wanna marry me

or be the empress?

Be the empress.

On this issue, I can get both.

Don't over think about it.

That's meaningless.

Easier said than done.

You'll have to manage more things and people by then.

According to this formula.

Grind it into powder first.

Sis Feifei.

White-teeth.

What brought you here?

Why are you unhappy today?

You got a job.

So I came to see you.

You know what worries me.

My gift?

What gift?

You came to see me without any gift?

I forgot it.

I'll go buy one now.

Save it.

You don't need to spend money.

Just help me do something.

What thing?

I'm teaching maids to make rouges and stuff.

But...

They're girls.

Don't have enough strength.

How about you doing some manual work for us?

I have to be a coolie?

Fine.

If someone leaves,

no one will help him with solutions.

Alright. Alright.

You beat me.

But,

I'm gonna call everyone else here.

Okay.

Keep the air.

Add some of his liquor to it.

Then it'll become perfume.

Perfume?

Well...

Shut up.

I won't tell you what's perfume.

Perfume, I know what it is!

Something smells good!

Very clever.

Tang.

This is lipstick.

You're worried about your blind date, right?

Give her this.

That girl will love it!

Put them down on the table.

Okay. Leave me.

Yes, my lord.

Bing.

Come up.

I prepared many good stuffs for you!

Look, this one.

Good wine from Su Xunxian.

And this one.

Food cooked by imperial chefs.

And these are all specially made for you.

Do you like it?

What's this?

This is...

This is lipstick, invented by sis Feifei.

It looks gorgeous on lips!

Let me teach you.

Do you take me as an idiot?

I'm an idiot! You are not!

Bing, why did you hit me so hard?

It hurts!

Bad news!

Grandma, bad news!

-What's up? -Bad news!

You've been a master.

Why are you still like a monkey?

Grandma, bad news!

His majesty... His majesty can't get up.

Can't wake him up!

What's wrong with him?

Did you call imperial doctors?

Your Mercury retrograde power can't heal him?

It didn't work?

Go check upon him with me!

Yi.

It's okay.

Yi!

Yi!

Imperial doctors?

And Dehai?

Why doesn't he wait on him?

I sent doctors away.

Because I felt,

his majesty is not ill.

He's being possessed!

Being possessed?

And...

He kept calling a girl's name these days.

Xiaohong. Xiaohong. So annoying!

Don't know what he's done behind my back...

Xiaohong is my name.

Yours?

Is it my husband?

Yes, him.

It's him. Him.

Yes. It's him.

Yi.

You've never lied to me.

Tell me.

Did Luo Feifei tell you to cheat me?

Xiao... Xiaohong.

Yi's marriage should be put on the agenda.

Okay!

Okay.

Are you alright in that world?

Do you need anything?

Tell me, I'll burn it to you!

Your majesty!

Burn it to you. All burned to you.

Listen.

You didn't know the consequence of cheating empress dowager?

I did.

But we're both safe now.

Besides.

Thanks to you.

Otherwise I would be dead.

Thank you.

So clever!

So awesome!

This won't happen again.

I'm tired. Leave me alone.

Your highness.

You can't let his majesty marry that woman!

I can't?

Why?

I know your thoughts.

But I've given you a chance.

But you?

You failed me so much.

Your highness.

What I asked is not personally.

Luo Feifei is so restless.

If we keep her, there will be troubles.

Leave us.

Yes, your highness.

What's your point?

Your highness.

I'm afraid you've forgotten our motherland's task

after having stayed here for so long.