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♪ ...is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble... ♪

That was really good. That was really good, boys and girls.

Oh, it's so good to see my friends: Judah, Melanie, and Jane!

Yes! How's your day goin'?

- Good. - And you?

- Amazing, Mr. Crocket. - Good! "Amazing, Mr. Crocket!"

And Judah!

- Incredible! - Incredible!

Let's do some numbers!

- Darren, dinner. - ♪ Now ♪

♪ One, two, three, it's easy to see ♪

♪ Let's learn how to count in-- ♪

♪ ...countries ♪

♪ Cuatro, cinco, seis, can you pick up the pace? ♪

Boy, don't make me get up from this chair.

♪ It's more fun to learn when ya make it a race ♪

Now. You hear me?

Yes!

I don't know what you waitin' on. Eat up.

Try it, honey. It's good for you. Here.

Don't baby the boy.

Eat!

Hey! Don't forget your veggies.

I'm sorry, I'm full.

Hey.

We both work our asses off to provide for you,

and I'm not gon' be disrespected in my house!

You wanna be treated like a fuckin' baby?

- I'll treat you like a baby then. - No!

- Eat. - I'm full!

- I said eat. - I don't wanna!

Stop!

Now keep goin'.

You gonna thank me for this shit one day.

Somebody's gotta teach him how to be a man... Damn!

Mr. Crocket?!

Who the fuck are you?

Language.

Who's ready for a second course?

The fuck?

Dessert for the young man who ate all his veggies!

Wow, awesome!

Let me go, man. Please, man.

Go? But it's family dinnertime.

Aren't you gonna eat, Kevin?

Yeah, Kevin. You haven't cleaned your plate.

- Uh, I can't eat that shit! - Such a dirty mouth.

Ya know, nutrition is the cornerstone of a healthy life and good attitude.

If you don't eat right, you can get the grumpies,

and no one likes a Grumpy Gus, right, Chair?

You betcha.

So, I'm going to help you step up

and be a big, strong man, Kevin.

You see, so far, you've been a really, really

bad example for your stepson.

I'm going to give you a chance to show him how it's done.

One last... chance.

Mm-mm. Mm. Mm.

- We're comin' in for a landing! - No!

No!

Come on now! You can do it, Kevin!

Yes, we are!

Open up! Come on, open wide!

You can do it! You can do it!

Come on! Ahh!

Come on, say it. Open up! Open up, Kevin!

I guess force-feeding doesn't feel that good, huh, Kevin?!

Fine!

Guess we're going to have to do this

the more direct way.

- No. - Uh-huh.

♪ Yummy yummy ♪

♪ For your tummy ♪

Here, you got to finish all your food. Come on, let's go.

In we go! Oh, go in there.

Don't spit it out!

Oh, I think it's time for Grandma's chicken!

Oh, yeah!

Don't forget your iron.

That's a very good idea, Mr. Chair.

Ah. Ah.

Yeah! Yeah!

♪ You gotta eat right, you gotta eat well ♪

♪ Take a great, big bite ♪

♪ It's so good for your health ♪

Rhonda, help me!

All that stuff about how to be a man!

What happened?! Who's a man now?!

♪ A friend like you is a friend like me ♪

Children, hear my song.

♪ Whenever you're in trouble... ♪

Call out to me.

♪ You can call on me ♪

I'll find you.

♪ ...in a heartbeat ♪

I'll save you

from all the mommies and daddies

that don't deserve your love...

the way I do.

Who's next?

I'm always watching.

Why are we here? I wanna go home.

Because Daddy was sick

for a long time,

and we did everything we could...

and this is how we say goodbye.

This is how Daddy would want us to say goodbye.

Okay?

Let's go.

- Baby. - Hm?

- Come on. - No. No, I'm not goin' in there!

Sweetheart, listen to me.

I know this is hard, honey...

but we have to do this for Daddy... okay?

Can I have my game, please?

Yeah? Okay.

You behave.

Let's go, come on.

Well, thank you all for being here to help celebrate my husband's life.

Um...

I feel like I'm lookin' out at everybody that made him him.

As the absolute pride of Shurry Bottom,

he got to be all up in all y'all's business.

And, um, y'all gave him a lotta names.

Some of you knew him as Baby Bev.

Some of you called him Coach B.

A lotta you just called him J...

but for me...

he was my everything.

Thank you.

I'm so bored. Can I go outside?

Yeah, baby. Stay where I can see you.

Oh, he got a mouth on him.

You know, with Jerrel gone,

it's gon' be up to you to keep that in check,

and a good whoopin's the only way.

Swear to Jesus, that's the best advice I could ever give you.

What does that even mean, "I'm bored..."

Spare the rod, spoil the child...

You like football?

My son loved football too.

You know, you remind me of him, you really do,

but you're not gonna end up like him.

Nah, I swear, not if you're with me.

Hey, let me go!

- Hey, let me go! - Come on.

Let me just get a closer look at you.

- No, stop! - Don't you wanna be my friend?

We could all use more friends.

Oh, oh, do you wanna sing the song?

The song that friends sing together?

♪ A friend like you is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

- Let go of me! Mom! - Good, good.

When he comes, you run! You hear me?

You pull hard and you run as fast as you can!

Get off of me! Mom!

- Mom! - Get your hands off my child!

The fuck is wrong with you?!

- No, I-I-- - Get outta here!

I just wanted to warn him to-to keep him safe.

Get the fuck off my property before I beat your ass!

He's comin'! You understand?

He wants your boy. He wants Major.

So don't you never let him go. You hear me?

'Cause he will never come back.

He'll stay with him forever.

♪ A friend like you is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ You can call on... ♪

Daddy, Daddy!

Major? Major, hey, you're dreaming.

Hey, I'm here. Hey.

Wake up.

- Hey, baby. - No.

I want Daddy.

Daddy isn't here anymore, honey.

I'm sorry. I wish he was here, too,

but, um... maybe one day, when the time comes,

we'll see him again.

Why can't I see him now?

You want the truth?

I'm just as lost and as sad as you are.

Between...

the bills, and taking care of you, and keepin' a roof over our heads,

I honestly have no idea what to do.

But I tell you what, one thing is never gonna change, Major.

We will never be alone going through this.

You and me, we will always, always have each other.

One second.

Keepin' it real, I'd be a horrible coach.

I was always shit at sports.

But...

if you ever have a scary dream again, or if you ever need me for anything,

you just blow that whistle,

and I will do my best to pick up right where Daddy left off.

And maybe sometimes, when I really need you,

you can be a good boy and help Mommy out too?

'Cause we're a team... right?

Right.

I love you.

- Alright, scooch your big butt over. - You're the one with the big butt.

- Says who? - Me.

Okay.

Proud of it too.

Mm.

Right at me?

♪ The road gets rocky like Marciano ♪

♪ You think of givin' up, but you can't though ♪

♪ The picture that you watch, change the channel ♪

-♪ Load your brain with some... ♪ - Dang it!

Oh, my God. Major, do you have any idea how much that costs?

I don't care!

♪ 'Cause remember, y'all, it takes two to tango ♪

♪ So don't let 'em try to play ya like a banjo ♪

If your child is throwing a tantrum,

remember, it's just a means of testing their own power.

So, if they're curious about what it means to be in control,

let them be in control.

You can't catch me!

- You're too slow! - Oh, oh, am I?

Major!

Not gonna chase you!

To truly connect with your child,

you must first connect with yourself.

Let go of any anger or frustration.

Achieve the Zen you need to be a role model they deserve.

♪ Let the people see my name and see my chain ♪

This is awesome.

You know, I think you missed a spot over there.

Oh, I got it.

♪ Be who you wanna be if you seek out bliss ♪

♪ I know the world takes a little time to see our best ♪

Radical tip.

Instead of spanking your child,

allow your child to spank you

in a hands-on demonstration of the value of em--

Major.

I'm begging you to please stop.

Hm.

Major.

Major... check this out.

I got somethin' for you.

Hello, boys and girls!

Welcome to Mr. Crocket's World!

♪ And a friend like you is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble, you can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to protect you in a heartbeat ♪

Yes! Oh, it's so good to see my friends.

- I have a special treat for you. - Have fun, Major.

- Can you guess what it is? - What?

It's Magical Marker Time!

And with my Magical Marker,

if you can think it, I can draw it.

A basketball. Woo!

Oh!

Whatever you can do,

and you can bounce it however you wanna bounce it.

And you know how I feel about bullies, right?

- Not in Mr. Crocket's World! - There you go, Melanie!

Move all of the things on the board...

[distorted] Does Squawky Bird prefer vanilla cake or bread crumbs?

Ooh, that is a good question! What do you think, Tickles?

- Bread crumbs! - Bread crumbs!

Hey.

No, come on!

♪ ...friend like you ♪

Dad?

Daddy, wake up.

- Daddy. - What the fuck! What the fuck!

I told you to stay in your room.

The TV's broken. You gotta come fix it.

You pull this shit with your mom?

It's dead.

There's nothin' I can do about it.

- Grab a new one soon. - But I was watching--

I don't care! Okay?!

It is one damn night!

You are a big enough girl to entertain yourself, Carey, okay?

Now... I'm gonna go take care of some important grownup stuff,

so you do not come out of here until I open this door.

You understand?

Okay.

[sings] ♪ A friend like you ♪

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like me ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

Who's there?

You were supposed to "Just Say No."

Who the fuck are you?

I'm just a friend.

I heard some raised voices

and wanted to see if everything was alright.

Yeah, well, you must be hearing things then, friend,

because... nobody was yelling here, okay?

So, I-I'm, I'm gonna need you to leave.

'Scuse me, what the fuck do you think you're doing?

Hey! I told you to leave.

Oh, but I'm enjoying your chair.

Uh, it feels great.

You know, hey, good taste, Bill. You get a gold star.

You listen to me, asshole.

I'm gonna need you to get the fuck out of my house.

Oh, Bill... you're mistaken about two things.

First, your gun seems to be having some issues.

Oh, beautiful bubbles. You like bubbles, Bill?

And secondly...

this is my house now.

I'm going to be brutally honest with you, Bill.

I'm here because you failed your sacred duty as a parent...

and I'm afraid for that slipup...

I'm going to have to teach you a lesson.

What the f-- What the fuck is this?

What-- What the fuck is goin' on?

What? Why can't I move?

To start with, something tells me that no one ever...

taught you about the magic of sharing.

Like, sharing your time and your love with that little Carey.

Oh, but that's okay, Bill...

'cause I have a song to teach you [whispers] all about it.

Huh.

♪ Sharing means caring, can't you see? ♪

♪ Sharing means trust between you and me ♪

♪ You give me what's yours ♪

♪ And I'll give you what's mine ♪

♪ And we'll share together all the time ♪

♪ Sharing means caring, can't you see? ♪

♪ Sharing means trust ♪

♪ Between you and me ♪

♪ You give me what's yours ♪

♪ And I'll give you what's mine ♪

♪ And we'll share together ♪

♪ All of the time! ♪

[sings] ♪ Is a friend like me ♪

♪ Friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble, you can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to protect you... in a heartbeat ♪

When you see him, run, run, run.

No, Carey, run.

No, no.

And your friend next to you is staring at it!

Share to your left, share to your right.

That's the best thing to do and the most fun, so remember...

♪ Sharing means caring, can't you see? ♪

♪ Sharing is trust between you and me ♪

♪ You and me... ♪

Fuckin' public television.

I want my damn donation back.

Alright, Major. That's enough TV time.

Yeah--

Hey!

It is time for a Mr. Crocket break, alright?

Don't you wanna go outside? We could play football.

I don't wanna play football! I want Mr. Crocket!

You've been watchin' this video for days now, honey.

It's not good for you.

You--

Major!

Don't you dare.

I swear to God, if you don't put that down--

I want Mr. Crocket back!

I'm not playin' with you, boy.

You put your father's trophy down right now.

What the hell is wrong with you?! Huh?!

Oh, my G-- I bust my ass every day lookin' after you,

and this is how you wanna act, huh?

This is how you wanna repay me by bein' the biggest pain in my ass?

Oh, my God, I'm done with your shit!

I'm done, I'm done!

If this is how you're gonna act, you don't wanna be on my team, fine!

Alright? I quit. I quit being your fuckin' mother. I quit!

Don't start crying.

Major, go to your room.

Stop lookin' at me and go to your room right now.

♪ A friend like you is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us ♪

♪ Is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble, you can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to protect you in a heartbeat ♪

♪ Friend like you is a friend like me ♪

- ♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪ - What the fuck?

♪ Whenever you're in trouble, you can call on me ♪

♪ In a heartbeat ♪

- ♪ A friend like you is a friend like me ♪ - Oh no. Uh-uh.

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ You can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to protect you in a heartbeat ♪

Hello there.

Hey!

♪ Friend like you is a friend like me ♪

♪ Friend like us is a... ♪

Major! Major!

Major! Major!

♪ Whenever you're in trouble ♪

♪ You can call on me ♪

- Major! - ♪ I'll be there to protect you ♪

♪ In a heartbeat ♪

Say goodbye to Mommy, Major.

Goodbye, Mommy.

Honey! Baby, no! Major, don't!

Major, don't go in there!

Whoa!

Oh, my-- Oh, my God.

Oh, my...

Another runaway?

Who can blame him?

Junkie mom rantin' about some people walkin' through walls.

Shit.

Sounds like he dodged a bullet takin' off.

He's a smart kid.

Major!

Welcome home, Major!

Yes! [laughs] He's right!

Welcome home, Major!

- Wow. - In my world,

you don't never, ever have to worry about bad grownups hurting you again.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

♪ No bad grownups, no bad grownups ♪

♪ No bad grownups, no bad grownups ♪

♪ No bad grownups ♪

I'm next door, right over there.

Been watchin' this place for years.

Uh, hey, I'm sorry.

Might just crack the case open.

- Okay. - Hey, can you, uh,

can you tell me what all this is about?

Ooh, don't get me started.

I knew this was gonna happen. I knew it!

Been tryin' to get the cops involved with him for years.

- With who? - This deadbeat junkie.

All types of lowlifes in and outta there.

Cops think it was a suicide,

but I know that there's some other shit involved.

Look at that place. He's all over the walls.

Walked in on the whole thing,

and now, I ain't gon' be able to sleep for a year.

- You got any idea who-- - They was long gone.

Shit. All that and they ain't even take nothin'?

Just busted out the screen on his TV?

Fuckin' dope fiends. Nothin' makes sense with them.

And the worst part is, they can't find his little girl.

Eight years old. Goddamn shame.

He's killin' parents and takin' more kids.

Hey, where'd you say you lived again?

Hey, hey!

What?

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble, you can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to protect you in a heartbeat ♪

♪ A friend like you is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble, you can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to protect you in a heartbeat ♪

♪ A friend like you is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in tr-- ♪

Well, hello there.

I see that you've been lookin' for me.

Well, here I am, silly goose!

Why don't you, uh, come a little closer...

and say... hellooo!

Stop looking for us, Summer.

Unless you want to join your husband in hell,

believe me, Summer, I can arrange it.

Oh, my God.

...everything that you've

- been trying to tell me. - I'm sorry. Who are you?

Sorry. My name is-- It's Eddie Briggs.

I saw your flyers about your boy. Major, right?

Look, I believe it all, 'bout...

Crocket.

I'm sorry, it's just--

It's a lot.

Yeah, believe me, I-I-I get it.

This is, [chuckles] uh...

my Lauren.

Oh.

She's been missing five months now.

No leads, no... no traces.

The cops seem to think that her mother took her, but I know better.

What does he want with them?

I don't know... Family?

Yeah, maybe he thinks that we fucked up as parents.

I mean, I read that he died 20 years ago,

but somehow he can come through the fuckin' TV?

- I, I don't know-- - I mean, how is any of this real?

But I can't explain it...

- I feel like I'm losing my mind! - Hey, you're not.

- Hey! Run away from-- - Stop, stop, stop!

Okay, it's alright.

- I thought that was-- - No, you need to relax.

Alright? Look, you know what always cheers me up?

A little ice cream, just some ice cream.

What the fuck are you talkin' about? He has my son.

And we're gonna find him, and my daughter too, I promise.

- You don't know that. - No, hey, I know that you survived,

which is why I needed to find you.

Look, in all my searching, you're the only person

who's seen him and come out alive and that has to mean something.

He's comin'! He wants your boy.

I'm not the only one.

- What? - There was this homeless woman.

She was singin' the song before I even got the VHS.

I mean, I thought that she was trying to take Major...

but I think she was trying to warn me about Crocket.

No, maybe she's like us. Maybe she, she lost a kid.

She may have even filed a missing child's report

with details that are just like ours.

I've actually got a couple friends in the department.

If, uh, we can get a name on her, and she's known around here,

we may be able to track her down.

Do you, uh, think I could just get your info?

- Yes. - Maybe we can attack this together.

Tomorrow, we comin' for his ass.

Babe?

I can't believe it. I can't.

Oh, you don't understand how much I miss you.

How's Major? How's little man holdin' up?

He's... gone.

He was taken from me.

What?

Someone took our child? You let someone take our child?!

No, I didn't.

You probably drove him away. You never let him have any fun.

What?

You might as well accept it, Summer.

He's never coming back.

He doesn't wanna come back.

He's happier...

with me.

I told you I'd send ya to hell.

Christ!

Hey... Summer.

Boy...

don't you ever knock on my door like that

- in the middle of the night again. - Look, I'm-I'm sorry. I just,

just needed to talk to you.

- They invented phones for a reason. - Yeah, I know, but I found her.

- Who? - Turns out that there is,

there is a homeless woman with a missing child who filed a report.

- Oh, my God. - Yeah, Rhonda Harper.

They got a last known location for her.

- It's just a ways out. - Let me get changed.

Okay, okay.

Shit.

Um, sorry. Th-That's-- It's, it's my daughter's.

- That's sweet. Mm. - Yeah.

- Rhonda? - Rhonda?

- Rhonda? - Rhonda, if you're out here,

we don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna talk.

Shit.

Who sent you?! What was him?

What the fuck, Eddie?!

Drop the knife now. Let her go.

This is my home!

Hey, Rhonda. Hey, we've met before.

We've met before.

Crocket took my son, just like he stole yours.

You tried to warn me, but I didn't listen then,

and I'm so sorry about that, but I am here now,

and I am, I am here to listen.

Major... lost his daddy.

So much pain in that boy. Crocket feels it.

How'd you know he'd come for my son?

Whoa.

He used to come to me... in my dreams...

told me to give up, to let Darren go, but I can't.

What mother could?

So, I kept on looking, hunting Crocket,

and I realized... he must be watching us...

monitoring us through the airwaves to see which kids he wanted to take.

I could almost feel it running through me, his power,

and I wondered if I could tap into that signal,

receive it somehow... if I had enough power of my own.

So, I came out here and built this.

Are you saying you can connect with him... with his mind?

If he's coming into our world...

But it's all jumbled, a mess of flickering channels,

bad reception,

this endless stream of rage and sadness.

So, if you know where he's gonna be and who he's gonna take,

- why haven't you stopped him? - I tried...

but he's too strong.

And I lost everything the first time:

my son, my mind.

It broke me, and I, I can't, I can't,

- I can't face him again. - Hey, it's okay.

You're not alone.

Rhonda, we've got your back...

but you have to try... for our kids, for Darren.

We have to confront him.

Can you show us how?

Rhonda?

Right now, he's searching, monitoring happy children.

They bring up happy memories from long ago.

Go hide! One, two, three.

Where'd you guys go?

You guys are makin' this really hard on Mr. Crocket.

Oh! [laughs] I found you, Anthony. I found you, I found--

Something's wrong. His mind, it's everywhere.

Kelli, I'm talking to you! Stop it!

He sees a child in pain.

Her pain opens old wounds...

Mr. Crocket--

...a bad memory.

I've seen it before.

Hello, girls and boys.

I am your new best friend, Mr. Crocket,

and-and here to help me today is, uh, my best pal, uh, Benny the Bison.

Hello, boys and girls.

Uh, my name is Benny the Bison.

Um-- Whoa, whoa! Come on, man!

No, no, no! I asked you to do one goddamn thing.

Hold the fucking string!

- Fuck you. - No, fuck you! Where you going?!

You non-string-holding motherfucker!

- Holy shit. - You're a failure, a joke,

and a loser.

You will never amount to anything.

Oh.

You're a loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser.

Fuck you, okay?! Don't you ever talk to me that way,

you ignorant motherfucker!

- Loser. - Shut up!

Loseeer.

His anger, he can't control it.

Say it with me! Loser! I'm not a loser! I'm not a loser!

Why are we watchin' this?

It means he's gonna strike.

I guess this ends our friendship.

Kelli, I'm not gonna tell you again.

- It's bedtime. - There.

He's got a location.

You have school in the morning.

- Stop it! - Did you see that?

An address.

Oh yeah? Make me!

Rhonda.

Rhonda.

Rhonda, we got the address.

We know where he's gonna be. Wake up, wake up!

You did it. We know where to find him.

Now let's go get the fucker.

Rhonda.

Hey, Rhonda.

Hey, come on. We need all the help we can get.

Do you ever wonder if they're better off... with him?

With Crocket? Fuck no, what are you talkin' about?

I should've stood up for him. I shouldn't have...

What did you do... that drove your boy away?

W--

He only comes when you've hurt them.

Summer... we gotta move. We don't know when he got here.

Rhonda, listen to me. Hey.

What a boy needs is his mother.

Do you hear me?

Come on.

I got you.

I don't know what you think you're gonna do with that.

Shh.

Will Boogaloo Blue be there?

Oh yes, he will.

The whole gang will be there waiting for you.

Wow!

Go on, my child. Go on through.

I'll be there before you can say,

"Benny Bison's brains were battered" 10 times fast.

I know someone's in here.

It is very bad manners to not introduce yourself.

Come out, come out wherever you are.

Ah!

- Rhonda! - This way!

Rhonda!

- We have to go back! - It's--

Fuck. Come on. Come on, come on.

Blue, Blue, wait, wait, wait.

You are such a good friend, Blue, mm?

Now go find me the other one.

Welcome.

You need a hug. Sit!

Comfy?

Enough... Just restrain her, okay?

But leave it at that.

I have other plans for her.

But first, it sounds like it's story time!

Story time. Story time. Story time.

Are you ready, boys and giiirls?!

Oh, come on in. Come on in, come on in.

Oh, look at you guys. You're so beautiful.

- Oh! - Major, Major!

Major, sweetie. Honey, wake up! Major, wake up! We gotta run!

Major, baby, hey. Wake up. Listen to Mama, wake--

Oh, so what story shall we tell today?

"Oh, please tell us your story, Mr. Crocket."

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm sure you're sick of hearin' that by now.

"No, never, ever, Mr. Crocket. It's our favorite."

O-kay, if you insist.

Truth be told...

it's my favorite, too.

O-kay.

Here we go.

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Emanuel.

Me.

And I was just your size a long, long time ago,

and just like you, I wished for better parents.

My father was a very, very bad man.

He would hit me nearly every day,

for no reason at all other than the fact that

I was the only one left who couldn't run away.

But you know what?

I kept eating all the food I could find,

so that I can keep growing bigger and stronger,

and soon, I made sure my father never hit me again.

I made it look like an accident,

so the police couldn't put me in time-out.

And that's when I knew that it was my calling

to protect all the girls and boys in the world,

e-especially from those parents

who weren't any good at loving their children.

And most of all, I dreamed of having my own family,

so that I could be a good parent to all the kids in the world.

Everything was going so well.

Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to Mr. Crocket's World!

And then one day, I met one special boy on my set,

a boy with sad eyes.

I knew there was something wrong at his home.

So, I offered the boy, Anthony...

a place to stay,

but no one really understood

that I only wanted what was best for the boy.

Oh, what would I do without you, Squawky?

Open up! Police!

Freeze!

Hey!

But that wasn't the end of my story.

I made a deal to send bad parents' souls to hell...

in exchange for a world of my own.

And now, I bring good children, worthy children

to my paradise to play forever.

And I will protect you...

and I'll make you happy

in aaall the ways you ever desired.

No pain, no anger, no yelling, no spanking,

no, no, no, no, no veggies, or time-out, or bedtime!

No bedtime, no bedtime!

No bedtime, no bedtime!

You're snatchin' kids over bedtime. That's insane!

Eddie, now, now. Get the kids.

Get the kids, save your daughter.

He was the only adult that ever loved me.

When he came for me, I... I wanted to stay with him...

...forever.

What's going on? What are you doing?

I used to dream about this place, Summer.

I could... I could feel him out there.

I've been trying to come home to him since I was nine years old,

and thanks to you, I've made it.

Oh, God. You're Anthony.

I can't let you destroy this paradise, and break up our family.

Oh, my G--

Major, Major, wake up, baby! You gotta run! Run, Major! Wake up!

I'm sorry.

Do it, pussy.

Anthony?

- Come here. - Okay.

Get closer.

It's me, it's me.

Uh!

- Uh, no, no, no, no. - Why?

What are you t--

- Who are you? - I'm Anthony.

The, [chuckles] the boy from the story book, do you remember?

Anthony? No, no, no, no, no, no.

Anthony is an innocent young boy.

You are an old, bitter, insane man

who has done nothing with his life!

- You don't belong here. - No, I do.

- No, you don't. - I-I do!

- No, you don't. - I do!

- You don't belong here! - I do!

♪ You don't belong here ♪

- I do, I do, I do. - ♪ You don't belong here ♪

♪ You don't belong here ♪

- I do! I do, I do. - No!

Blue, Blue. No, no, I'm your friend.

Oh, oh, God!

Blue... don't play with your food

in front of the children.

You sick fuck.

Oh.

I can sense that you're angry.

Sometimes our feelings can...

grow a little too big for our bodies to handle.

You should try counting backwards from five,

and taking big, deep breaths, Summer.

Remember, Summer, you're the boss when it comes to your feelings.

- Fuck you. - Mm.

Your friend's objective didn't play out so well for him, Summer.

However, fairness is one of my most important lessons.

So... I'm going to give you a shot, Summer.

Major... come here.

Go on... Take your son back.

Yeah? Bring him home, if that's what he desires.

Major, I'm your mother.

He does not know you. He does not love you.

But I do.

Major, you have to choose

who would you like your parent to be.

I'm sorry, baby.

Mommy was wrong to say all of those things, but I didn't mean them.

Major, the only thing I want in the world is what is best for you.

Please, baby. Just... trust me.

Come on, baby.

Sweetie, it's me, it's me. Look... Yes, there you are, yes.

I told you I would-- I will always be there for you.

- Mom?! - Yes, sweetie.

That was touching.

I am taking my son and gettin' the hell outta here.

You hear me, you asshole?

But that isn't what he wants.

He wants to stay with me, don't you, Major?

You see, he called out to me

after you said you wanted to quit bein' his mother.

Major, you wanna be with the person who would never say

he wouldn't wanna be a father to a boy

as special and as wonderful as you are.

Major.

I'm sorry, Mommy.

Yes!

Well, it's been so much fun having visitors,

but I think it's time we say goodbye to our guest now.

But before she goes,

how about we play one last game with her, huh?

What will it be?

Oh, Barrel of Monkeys?

- No! - No. Hopscotch?

- No! - No!

We wanna have more fun!

Hmm.

Ah! I got it. The greatest game of all.

Hide-and-seek.

Hide-and-seek time.

Yeah, hide-and-seek time. I love hide-and-seek.

But we'll make it even more fun.

Whoever lands the death blow on Summer wins the game

and an endless bowl of ice cream!

Alright! Let's play!

Run!

Let's see how you do in the dark.

Get her!

Found you.

Darren, listen to me. Hey, hey. Um, I saw your mother.

She wants me to bring you home.

She loves you. She loves you.

She misses you. I can take you to her.

Mr. Crocket says freeze.

Major, come here, son.

What I'm teaching you today

is a lesson that I had to learn the hard way too

when I was a little boy,

that sometimes... to grow up...

we have to say goodbye to our past.

Mm-hmm. I did it with my dad too...

and now it's time you become someone...

...special.

Please stop.

That's my son.

Go on.

Move.

Major.

I love you, baby.

Huh?

Major!

- What are you doing, Major? - I am takin' the kids,

and we're gettin' the fuck outta this shithole!

- It's over. - It's not over

until Mr. Crocket says it's over.

We still have more playtime.

You don't know who the fuck you're talkin' to!

Oh, that rainbow book motherfucker is a candy-ass bitch next to me.

No, no, no, no, no!

I was forged in the fires of hell and abuse!

Shurry Bottom, born and raised, bitch.

Let's go, kids. We're gettin' the hell outta here.

Come on.

Come back!

Major, come on, baby. Let's go.

No! [panting] Please. Don't, don't leave me.

Let me go. Let me go!

Playtime isn't over.

Don't worry, son.

Wherever you go, I'll be there in a heartbeat.

I heard you pulled through. You're a bad motherfucker.

I, uh, I brought someone who wants to see you.

Mom!

All the other kids are still being assigned homes,

but I just wanted to make sure you two found each other.

I... I just-- I don't even have the words to thank you.

Oh, no. Please don't.

Just will you promise me that you'll let it all go?

Forgive yourself.

Nobody has all the answers.

We're all just doin' the best we can.

And we do it alone.

Okay?

I'm gonna do my best to try to follow my own damn advice.

Take care of your mama.

[cries] Thank you.

♪ Whatever it takes to make it ♪

♪ I'm going all the way, yeah ♪

♪ I may be down... ♪

- Yeah, I got it, I got it! - Oh!

- Alright! - Bam!

Who needs a VCR? That was a horrible high five.

Let's do it again. Alright, come on.

- Hike! - ♪ I've had some problems ♪

♪ Heartache and pain ♪

♪ Tryin' to find the answers ♪

♪ I been rackin' my brain ♪

♪ Oh, but as I thought about it ♪

- Go Major! Go Major! - ♪ Began to come clear ♪

♪ To get myself together and go on from here ♪

♪ Whatever it takes to make it ♪

♪ I'm going all the way ♪

♪ Oh, yes I am, oh, yes I am now ♪

♪ I may be down sometimes... ♪

Mrs. Beverly, thank you so much

for meeting about Major's situation at school.

I mean, I-I can't say I'm surprised to hear

that Major's having some trouble readjusting.

He's been through a lot the past few months.

As much as we wanna accommodate Major's healing process...

- Mm-hmm. - ...I'm afraid we can't put the safety

- of our staff at risk. - What do you mean?

Major has severe issues

when it comes to adult discipline and authority.

Uhh...

There's no way my Major's responsible for this.

I'm afraid the first place we always have to start with this sort of thing

is the parenting.

Well, uh, I've always told Major t-to stand up for himself,

- but I've n-never-- - No, Mrs. Beverly,

I wasn't suggesting you...

but is it possible that the influence

of the male parental figure in his life--

Well, Jerrel, Major's father, he passed away recently, um--

I mean your new relationship.

Relationship? What do you mean?

There's a lot of talk...

fear really, around the schoolyard... about Major's new father figure.

The children keep away from Major because...

they're afraid this man is going to come and get them,

and snatch them up through their TVs.

Oh, my God.

Can you... tell us a little bit about this person?

Please help us.

That's my boy.

♪ A friend like you is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble, you can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to protect you in a heartbeat ♪

♪ A friend like you is a friend like me ♪

♪ A friend like us is a friend like we ♪

♪ Whenever you're in trouble, you can call on me ♪

♪ I'll be there to protect you in a heartbeat ♪

Yes!

That was really good. That was really good, boys and girls.

Now you know what you gotta do when you see fruits and vegetables

in front of you, right?

You know the answer.

♪ Ya got to eat right ♪

♪ Ya got to eat well ♪

♪ Take a great, big bite ♪

♪ It's so good for your health ♪

♪ Ya got to eat right ♪

♪ Ya got to eat well ♪

♪ Take a great, big bite ♪

♪ It's so good for your health ♪

♪ Fruits and vegetables, they make your body strong ♪

♪ All of that junk food, they do your body wrong ♪

♪ Fruits and vegetables, they make your body strong ♪

♪ But beware of that junk food, they do your body wrong ♪

You know that junk food never gave anybody any energy.

They'll just make you sleepy and tired.

Alright, now.

You know when you got a toy in your hand

and you got a friend standing there staring at it?

Well, you know what to do.

♪ Sharing means caring, can't you see? ♪

♪ Sharing means trust between you and me ♪

♪ You give me what's yours ♪

♪ And I'll give you what's mine ♪

♪ We'll share together all the time ♪

Oh yeah!

Share to your left and share to your right now, boys and girls.

That's the best thing to do and the most fun!

♪ Sharing means caring, can't you see? ♪

♪ Sharing means trust between you and me ♪

♪ You give me what's yours ♪

♪ And I'll give you what's mine ♪

♪ We'll share together all the time ♪

- ♪ Ya won't strike gold ♪

♪ From diggin' up your nose ♪

♪ It won't taste great addin' boogers to your plate ♪

♪ Ya won't strike gold ♪

♪ From diggin' up your nose ♪

♪ It won't taste great addin' boogers to your plate ♪