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FORBIDDEN FAIRYTALE
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āForbidden Fairytaleā
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Once upon a time,
in a faraway land,
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there lived an ailing king
and his daughter, the princess.
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The king, who loved his daughter dearly,
brought in a new queen for her.
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And after some time,
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when he died from his illness,
the princess was heartbroken.
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The wicked queen kicked her
out of the castle immediately.
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The princess wandered,
and got lost,
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until she met seven dwarfs
who were living deep in the forest.
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As she stayed with the dwarfs,
she began to feel that something was off.
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The dwarfs were...
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Daddy!
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Hi, Dan-bi!
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Is my precious daughter
back from school?
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Yup!
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My cutie!
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So cute!
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What are you writing?
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Iām writing the fairy tale
you love so much.
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When I grow up, Iām gonna be
a fairy tale writer like you.
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You want to become
a fairy tale writer?
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I love it! Thatād be amazing!
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Iām so happy I could die!
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Itād be so fun to write
fairy tales with you, right?
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Dad never found success
with his stories before he passed away...
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but I decided to fulfill the dream
that he couldnāt achieve.
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I will definitely succeed
as a fairy tale writer.
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Childrenās Literature Contest
Wake up, Thoma-Thoma, a bright morning has come!
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Lost Thoma-Thoma,
chase your dream!
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Good morning, Thomas.
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Sleep well?
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Good morning, everybody.
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The characters in Dadās fairy tales.
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These guys cheer me on
no matter what I do.
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Remember what I told you?
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Donāt be late on your first day!
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Iām getting ready to leave!
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Good, make sure to greet
everyone properly.
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I worked hard to become
a public servant,
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so that I can focus on
writing fairy tales.
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Dan-bi, first impressions
mean everything.
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I know! I gotta go!
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Wait, whatās wrong with your face?
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Did you pull another all-nighter
writing fairy tales?
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Of course not!
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- Talk to you later, bye!
- Hey! Wait!
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Ha-neul
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Hello?
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Dan-bi, itās your first day at work,
so Iāll give you a ride, come out.
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Itās okay, Iāll just ride my bike.
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Hello?
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Ha-neul is a publisher friend
who is obsessed with fairy tales.
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Dan-bi, can you grab my bag
from the trunk?
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Uh... sure.
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Congratulating Dan-biās
First Day of Work
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Is he proposing to her?
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Congratulations on your first day!
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Thank you.
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Itās a good strategy to have
a stable job while writing.
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You can do it, right?
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Of course!
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I have to debut soon.
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A world-renowned fairy tale writer,
shall we go?
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Resignation Letter
Six years ago, when I first came here,
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I was a raw, energetic man
brimming with vitality.
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But for six years,
without any rotation duty,
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every new recruit hasnāt
lasted a month...
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in this heartless reality that destroys
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even human dignity,
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I canāt bear it any longer.
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With tears in my eyes
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I submit my resignation.
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Resignation Letter
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Deputy Kang, did you pull
another all-nighter?
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You should sleep at home.
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I mean, your home is where you sleep.
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Thatās why youāre so soft.
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Did you go to the hospital?
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Yes, Iām about to go now.
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Are you protesting because
I havenāt rotated you yet?
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Donāt worry, weāre getting
a bright new recruit today.
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A new recruit?
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But I heard we wouldnāt
get one until next year.
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Since everyone keeps
running away, I thought so too,
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but someone specifically
requested to join our team.
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Seriously?
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Seriously, a position opened
in planning.
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Youāve always wanted to go there.
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Planning department...
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Survive three months,
and itās yours.
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So, make sure the fresh meat
lasts three months.
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Planning...
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Whatās that?
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Do I have dementia?
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Good morning!
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Iām Yoon Dan-bi,
Iāll be starting here today.
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I look forward to working with you.
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Whatās with this lukewarm response?
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Hello.
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Good morning.
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Yes...
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Hee-chul, whoās she?
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Yoon Dan-bi.
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Oh man, that guy...
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What?
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Sorry, sorry, Iām sorry about that.
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Huh?
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What in the...
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#2 is poking out.
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Iāll rewind.
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Dang it, you can see #2!
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You call this censorship?
You can see it all.
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What the heck is this place?
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Are you okay?
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Are you the new recruit?
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I think Iāve come to
the wrong department.
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Sorry about that.
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No, no, no.
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No doubt,
youāre in the right place.
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Welcome to the Youth Protection Team,
Iām Han, the team leader.
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Attention, everyone!
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The new recruit weāve been
waiting for has finally arrived!
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One moment.
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This is the Youth Protection Team?
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Yes, the jewel of Korea Communications
Standards Commission,
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protecting youth from harmful content.
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No way.
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I totally get it.
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Donāt worry, we rotate positions
every two years, so take your time.
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So, whoās going to train the rookie?
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Iāll do it, sir.
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Good.
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Info and Comms Law Review Guidebook
Go over the highlighted parts,
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but Iāll give you a summary
of the key points.
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Welcome.
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When we receive complaints
about obscene content...
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Shit...
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Itās okay, if you look at it from
a different perspective, itās not so bad.
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Itās the only reason and goal
humanity has evolved and thrived.
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You know, reproduction.
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Right...
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See this site link and video?
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Go ahead and skim through it,
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then decide under telecom laws,
whether to take it down,
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or just block it.
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Itās simple, useful,
and easy, right?
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Did you see #1 just now?
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What?
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Thatās what we call it here.
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We use ā#1ā for male genitalia,
ā#2ā for female genitalia,
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and ā#3ā for pubic hair,
you saw #2 and #3, right?
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They were magnified a bit...
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Yes...
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#1, #2, #3,
no discomfort at all.
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Itās the bare minimum of decency.
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Shit...
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By the way,
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are there any women here?
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There is, but she stepped out
to get divorced.
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Pardon?
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Did you sign the papers?
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I dunno.
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Goddamn prick.
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He said I canāt have custody
because of this job.
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I even said I wonāt ask for child support,
but he still refused.
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Bad for the kidās education
or something.
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Screwthatdipshitexcuseforahuman,
thatlowlifepieceoftrash.
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Whoās this?
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Dan-bi, meet our teamās ace.
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Hello, Iām Yoon Dan-bi.
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Iām Hong Jin-kyung.
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Sheāll be in charge of monitoring
illegal harmful content.
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Wondering why you became
a civil servant for this?
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Pardon?
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No, not at all.
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Hee-chul has panic disorder.
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Du-won goes to a fertility clinic.
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They watch 40-50 pornos a day,
itās a wonder theyāre still functioning.
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And itās not just porn.
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Amputations, smut, horror...
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Jung-seok...
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canāt get it up.
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My dear Dan-bi,
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how did it feel watching porn
with a guy you just met?
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Any special hiring spots there?
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This chickās perfect for it.
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Iām not cut out to be a civil servant.
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Thatās not the point right now.
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How am I supposed to write
fairy tales after watching that?
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I was finally getting into
a writing flow...
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Hey! Thereās nothing
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that gets you in the groove
like porn.
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Yeah, sheās got a point.
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Should I just quit?
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Are you nuts? For what?
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Humans are creatures of adaptation.
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Yeah, you worked so hard
to get in, stick it out a bit.
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Thereās a chick here who has been
waiting years for a contract renewal.
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Iāll whip you!
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I was promised a permanent spot.
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Sure, sure, sure.
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Alright, two years...
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Itāll go by fast, right?
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Iām telling you, it will!
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Yeah, itāll fly by,
raise your glasses!
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Cheers!
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- Cheers!
- Cheers!
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What do I tell Ha-neul?
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- Ha-neul?
- The kidās book publisher.
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This is amazing, whatās it called?
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ORGASM!
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Stop teasing me!
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Whatās up with her?
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Do they all look naked to you?
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Uh-huh...
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Even me?
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She went full crazy.
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Childrenās Literature Contest
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Get off work at 6, eat by 8.
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If I write for four hours every day...
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8pm - 12am: Write fairy tales!
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I just have to debut...
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No, write one more hour.
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Dan-bi, youāve got this.
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Boss, a package came for you.
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- Package?
- Yes.
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Oh, my baby...
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A 1986 Porsche Carrera,
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OEM side mirror...
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Incredible, isnāt it?
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It sure is shiny.
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Boss, nowās really
not the time for this.
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Ms. Jin got snatched up by EroKing.
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EroKing? That guy used to
work under me.
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Heās a hottie, though.
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Itās not just that,
heās at the top of the industry,
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in just in three years,
he even got investors.
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Whyād anyone invest in
a trashy writer like him?
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What a stupid nickname.
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Heās the #1 ranked writer,
backed by investors.
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All done.
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Hands off!
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Sir, are you really okay?
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Donāt worry about it, okay?
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Weāve got our secret weapon,
Ms. Ohās āLady in the Rain.ā
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Itās blowing up right now!
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Whatās its rank this week?
Definitely in the top 10, right?
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Hm?
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āLady in the Rainā just got
a warning from the KCSC.
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Come on...
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Looks like some civic group
filed another complaint.
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How many times is this now?
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Fourth time, fourth time...
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Damn...
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If we change the sex scene
to indoor--
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What? Indoors?
In this economy?
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Broke ass impatient folks donāt have
sex indoors! They do it outside!
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Am I right? Say it!
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Iāve been very patient with them
all this time, yeah?
261
00:15:01,042 --> 00:15:02,085
Shit...
262
00:15:03,086 --> 00:15:04,337
Boss!
263
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,005
Shut up!
264
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,424
Guarantee freedom of expression!
265
00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:09,384
Guarantee Freedom of
Expression for Erotica!
266
00:15:09,384 --> 00:15:10,886
Free expression for erotica!
267
00:15:10,886 --> 00:15:13,054
Thank you! Thank you!
268
00:15:13,054 --> 00:15:14,764
Please show your support!
269
00:15:14,764 --> 00:15:18,643
Guarantee it, dammit!
Guarantee it!
270
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,604
Guarantee freedom of expression!
271
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:21,855
Thank you!
272
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,900
Guarantee freedom of expression!
273
00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:28,195
No!
274
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,155
No!
275
00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:31,406
Move!
276
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,668
Iām okay...
277
00:15:46,087 --> 00:15:47,589
My baby...
278
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:57,390
Porsche 911 Carrera,
air-cooled...
279
00:15:58,850 --> 00:16:01,144
My baby!
280
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:07,234
Excuse me...
281
00:16:08,860 --> 00:16:12,322
How much will it cost?
It looks really old...
282
00:16:12,614 --> 00:16:14,825
Itās a rare classic, so...
283
00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:17,160
with the panel work,
paint, and the side mirror,
284
00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,287
itāll be about $100,000
with OEM parts.
285
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:20,372
What?!
286
00:16:21,123 --> 00:16:22,791
$100,000?
287
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,334
Yes, around there.
288
00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:28,964
Come on, youāre pulling my leg,
how can it cost $100,000?
289
00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:30,048
Excuse me!
290
00:16:30,298 --> 00:16:32,592
This is a 1986 model,
291
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,553
Porsche 911!
292
00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:37,514
Itās been discontinued,
you canāt find parts in Korea!
293
00:16:37,514 --> 00:16:39,141
I have to import everything!
294
00:16:39,641 --> 00:16:40,934
No insurance?
295
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:44,521
I ride a bike,
what insurance could I have?
296
00:16:48,358 --> 00:16:49,359
Crap...
297
00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,995
Donāt touch!
298
00:17:00,537 --> 00:17:01,746
No touching!
299
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:07,252
Why are these beat-up cars
so expensive?!
300
00:17:09,504 --> 00:17:10,547
Crap!
301
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,550
Has it already started?
302
00:17:13,550 --> 00:17:15,051
Itās earlier than expected.
303
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:17,179
Did you really think
sheād be like us?
304
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,930
The Millennials are built differently.
305
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:21,433
We should ease her in gently.
306
00:17:26,938 --> 00:17:30,025
Youth Protection Team āYoonā
Boss, weāre losing all our writers to EroKing,
307
00:17:30,025 --> 00:17:32,027
Korea Communications Standards Commission
and Ms. Oh is the only one left.
308
00:17:32,027 --> 00:17:33,987
This isnāt the time to be laughing...
309
00:17:39,534 --> 00:17:40,619
Are you okay?
310
00:17:42,704 --> 00:17:43,955
Where am I?
311
00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:46,833
Uh, I...
312
00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:48,376
Who...
313
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,963
How are you feeling?
314
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,966
Right, I had an accident.
315
00:17:55,425 --> 00:17:59,888
This is why the day after
a car accident is so crucial.
316
00:18:00,764 --> 00:18:03,266
My mouth feels so dry,
I canāt even eat porridge.
317
00:18:03,308 --> 00:18:06,061
This must be what
chewing on sand is like.
318
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,480
Oh dear, you havenāt
eaten anything?
319
00:18:08,647 --> 00:18:10,315
Boss, I brought you some pork feet.
320
00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:12,984
The Golden Pork Feet
you mentioned are all sold out.
321
00:18:16,947 --> 00:18:17,948
I see...
322
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:21,284
My baby Porsche 911 is gone too...
323
00:18:21,451 --> 00:18:22,410
Whatās the point of living?
324
00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:25,497
I should just eat the pork feet,
choke on a bone and end it all.
325
00:18:25,580 --> 00:18:28,708
That car was so beautiful.
326
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:32,003
It was so elegant,
and if you trust me with it,
327
00:18:32,129 --> 00:18:33,380
Iāll make it look as similar as--
328
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,507
Not from the official garage,
but on your own?
329
00:18:35,507 --> 00:18:37,717
Where would a civil servant
even get the money?
330
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,593
Exactly!
331
00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:42,764
Well, if you really donāt have
any money,
332
00:18:42,973 --> 00:18:45,475
then maybe you should
repay me in another way.
333
00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:47,269
In another way?
334
00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:51,273
I saw on your business card,
you work at KCSC
335
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:56,153
in the Youth Protection Team,
so, what could you do for me?
336
00:18:56,486 --> 00:18:58,655
Come on, no way!
337
00:18:58,655 --> 00:18:59,698
Yeah, yes way.
338
00:18:59,698 --> 00:19:03,952
Our works keep getting complaints,
itās driving me crazy.
339
00:19:03,952 --> 00:19:06,413
Canāt you, you know,
handle things and clear it up?
340
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:07,956
Okay?
341
00:19:07,956 --> 00:19:09,416
But thatās...
342
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,626
thatās illegal.
343
00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:13,211
You definitely shouldnāt do that.
344
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,046
Yo, Specs, did you
contact my lawyer?
345
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,047
One moment!
346
00:19:17,174 --> 00:19:19,801
So, what if... I pay you
in installments?
347
00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:20,844
30...
348
00:19:21,052 --> 00:19:22,262
years or so?
349
00:19:22,345 --> 00:19:24,097
Iāll be dead by then.
350
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:25,682
Or I can proofread for you.
351
00:19:25,682 --> 00:19:28,477
I actually majored creative writing.
352
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:29,978
Is that so?
353
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:31,938
No, wait.
354
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,982
Am I crazy to work on
porn stories and crap?
355
00:19:34,232 --> 00:19:35,859
āPorn stories and crapā?!
356
00:19:35,859 --> 00:19:38,361
What I mean is,
357
00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:41,364
there are so many proper writings
in the world, why that stuff...
358
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,949
āThat stuffā?!
359
00:19:43,742 --> 00:19:48,205
Why donāt you use
this opportunity to write
360
00:19:49,247 --> 00:19:50,290
more respectable stories?
361
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,835
So, youāre saying the stuff
we put out isnāt respectable,
362
00:19:53,835 --> 00:19:55,629
and itās something shameful?
363
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:56,713
Thatās right.
364
00:19:57,005 --> 00:19:59,966
Those trashy porn stories,
just having them around--
365
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,760
I think the boss needs his rest.
366
00:20:01,843 --> 00:20:03,386
The visiting hours are almost over...
367
00:20:03,428 --> 00:20:04,387
Wait, there are visiting hours?
368
00:20:04,387 --> 00:20:05,263
Yes, there is now.
369
00:20:05,263 --> 00:20:06,264
Wait a minute!
370
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:07,682
Did you hear that?
371
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:09,684
She called it trash!
372
00:20:13,438 --> 00:20:14,689
Jesus Christ...
373
00:20:16,066 --> 00:20:17,317
Letās eat pork feet.
374
00:20:18,819 --> 00:20:19,653
So close...
375
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,696
Erotica does really well these days.
376
00:20:21,696 --> 00:20:23,114
Even my teachers read it.
377
00:20:23,198 --> 00:20:24,866
Whatās with you too?
378
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,160
Is adult romance illegal?
379
00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:28,495
No, itās not.
380
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,664
Or do you have $100,000?
381
00:20:31,414 --> 00:20:32,749
Does it look like I do?
382
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,293
Then what will you do?
383
00:20:36,294 --> 00:20:37,337
You know the answer.
384
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:38,880
Seriously!
385
00:20:38,964 --> 00:20:43,135
20 stories for $100,000,
maybe I should take up writing too.
386
00:20:43,135 --> 00:20:45,554
Things are so easy
when itās not your problem, huh?
387
00:20:45,846 --> 00:20:49,099
How could I write something
Iāve never written before?
388
00:20:49,224 --> 00:20:50,725
Then copy and paste.
389
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:54,312
Youāve got plenty of references
at your fingertips.
390
00:20:54,437 --> 00:20:55,355
Comes with the job.
391
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,356
Forget it.
392
00:20:57,232 --> 00:20:58,942
Iāve got my pride as a writer.
393
00:20:58,942 --> 00:21:00,152
So high and almighty.
394
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,200
Donāt change your mind later.
395
00:21:07,784 --> 00:21:09,161
Put it over there.
396
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:14,458
You can go now.
397
00:21:19,629 --> 00:21:21,256
Are you serious about this?
398
00:21:22,674 --> 00:21:25,427
Serious? Like hell I am.
399
00:21:25,635 --> 00:21:28,972
You think she can write 20 stories?
400
00:21:29,097 --> 00:21:31,183
Does she think weāre fools?
401
00:21:31,349 --> 00:21:33,560
Just wait and see,
402
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:38,064
sheāll come back crying,
begging to do whatever I ask.
403
00:21:38,356 --> 00:21:39,983
Her lips
404
00:21:41,151 --> 00:21:43,028
Her chest
405
00:21:45,322 --> 00:21:46,198
Her breasts
406
00:21:46,281 --> 00:21:47,783
Her panties
407
00:21:52,496 --> 00:21:55,999
Yeah, pride doesnāt pay the bills.
408
00:22:00,045 --> 00:22:03,673
A love story with sex in it.
409
00:22:07,385 --> 00:22:12,098
Sex is biological gender,
and in this context, gender refers...
410
00:22:14,059 --> 00:22:16,269
Write me a story, you fool!
411
00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:17,979
A story!
412
00:22:19,564 --> 00:22:21,024
Should I not use the word āsexā?
413
00:22:21,358 --> 00:22:25,111
A love story through sexual relations.
414
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:29,616
Natural reproductive methods,
mainly involving humans, while insects
415
00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,327
and animals use the term āmating.ā
416
00:22:32,327 --> 00:22:33,787
Between sexes...
417
00:22:35,122 --> 00:22:37,791
Undressing, breast fondling, cunnilingus?
418
00:22:40,335 --> 00:22:41,670
āCunnilingusā...
419
00:22:43,088 --> 00:22:46,466
A man or woman uses
their mouth on female genitals...
420
00:22:47,175 --> 00:22:47,717
The Big O.
421
00:22:47,717 --> 00:22:49,970
A script that sounds like porn.
422
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,930
Sorry, I canāt assist with that request.
423
00:22:52,013 --> 00:22:56,977
The worldās most erotic anecdote.
424
00:22:58,228 --> 00:22:59,187
A true story.
425
00:22:59,187 --> 00:23:01,648
Just write a story, please!
426
00:23:01,815 --> 00:23:04,109
Goddammit!
427
00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,285
Secret Temptation in the Classroom
428
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,548
Just from her back,
I can tell sheās gonna quit.
429
00:23:26,590 --> 00:23:30,844
Sheās like me
before my panic attack.
430
00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:36,933
Nope, I bet my paycheck
sheāll stick it out.
431
00:23:37,267 --> 00:23:39,811
How many times already?
432
00:23:39,895 --> 00:23:41,980
Poor Jung-seok...
433
00:23:44,983 --> 00:23:46,985
#delicioussushi #wannaeateveryday
434
00:23:47,819 --> 00:23:51,698
Iāll feed her what she wants, okay!
435
00:24:16,014 --> 00:24:18,475
Erotica
436
00:24:19,476 --> 00:24:21,186
Theyāre all the same anyway...
437
00:24:21,978 --> 00:24:23,772
Iāll just piece them together.
438
00:24:24,856 --> 00:24:27,234
You know leaking material
is prohibited, right?
439
00:24:27,484 --> 00:24:29,402
Itās not leaking, itās ref...
440
00:24:31,988 --> 00:24:33,406
You scared me!
441
00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,826
You scared me more!
442
00:24:36,535 --> 00:24:37,536
$100,000?!
443
00:24:38,328 --> 00:24:39,162
Yes.
444
00:24:40,038 --> 00:24:41,748
Canāt you just let it go this once?
445
00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:45,585
Even so, do you realize
what youāve done?
446
00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,963
I know, Iām sorry!
447
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,715
Please let this slide
just this once.
448
00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:52,592
I feel bad for you...
449
00:24:54,219 --> 00:24:57,430
Still, this is not right.
450
00:24:57,430 --> 00:24:58,640
Sir!
451
00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:01,351
Please, save me.
452
00:25:02,644 --> 00:25:06,231
If you let this slide,
Iāll do anything you ask.
453
00:25:06,356 --> 00:25:08,358
Anything, please?
454
00:25:13,113 --> 00:25:14,322
Three months.
455
00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:17,742
Iāll be watching you
for the next three months.
456
00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:22,122
You canāt quit for at least
three months, got it?
457
00:25:22,122 --> 00:25:22,956
Okay.
458
00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:28,295
But, why three months?
459
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:35,385
If you donāt want to,
we can still call it off.
460
00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:36,887
Wait a minute.
461
00:25:36,887 --> 00:25:39,806
Iāll do it! Who said I didnāt want to?
462
00:25:43,185 --> 00:25:46,021
Letās do our best.
463
00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:17,260
Erotica
464
00:26:35,153 --> 00:26:36,238
Daddyā¦
465
00:26:39,533 --> 00:26:42,702
Sheās definitely fishing.
466
00:26:43,745 --> 00:26:47,374
Who knows who might get turned on?
467
00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:50,460
A shamanās thick, hot pe...
468
00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:51,753
hot penis
469
00:26:54,381 --> 00:26:57,259
We use #1 for male genitalia,
#2 for female genitalia,
470
00:26:57,384 --> 00:26:59,136
and #3 for pubic hair...
471
00:27:00,804 --> 00:27:02,931
Find: penis
Replace: #1
472
00:27:05,517 --> 00:27:10,897
Mu-young grabbed #1
and slowly inserted it
473
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,692
into #2 beneath her skirt.
474
00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:15,944
Whoa!
475
00:27:19,281 --> 00:27:22,242
You must be busy.
Howās the book coming along?
476
00:27:25,996 --> 00:27:28,373
Good, canāt wait to show you
477
00:27:28,373 --> 00:27:29,708
What am I doing right now?
478
00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:31,251
Just copy it all.
479
00:27:32,377 --> 00:27:34,004
Everything.
480
00:28:10,081 --> 00:28:13,543
Even cutting and pasting
is exhausting...
481
00:28:17,631 --> 00:28:21,635
Wake up, Thoma-Thoma,
a bright morning has come!
482
00:28:21,802 --> 00:28:25,972
Be strong, Thoma-Thoma,
chase your dream!
483
00:28:26,181 --> 00:28:30,101
If something bothers you,
look up and scream!
484
00:28:31,269 --> 00:28:33,855
Hey, what are you all doing?
485
00:28:34,105 --> 00:28:35,899
Stay away from each other!
Stand up straight!
486
00:28:35,899 --> 00:28:37,609
Straighten your legs!
487
00:28:39,528 --> 00:28:40,529
Christ...
488
00:28:41,446 --> 00:28:43,323
What? Plagiarism?
489
00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:49,454
Plagiarism? Thereās no
such thing in erotica!
490
00:28:50,122 --> 00:28:53,708
Why wouldnāt there be?
Title, āThe Moaning.ā
491
00:28:53,875 --> 00:28:56,461
āSheās definitely fishing.ā
492
00:28:56,586 --> 00:28:58,171
āWho knows who might
get turned on?ā
493
00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:00,507
Didnāt you take that
from the film āThe Wailingā?
494
00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:03,135
Right? Feeling guilty?
495
00:29:04,094 --> 00:29:05,303
Damn you...
496
00:29:05,929 --> 00:29:08,598
And it wasnāt just
one or two works, either.
497
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,475
āThe Silence of the Wifeā!
498
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,811
āGuardians of the Erectionā,
āMission: Impossible Position!
499
00:29:12,811 --> 00:29:14,646
Are you kidding me?
500
00:29:14,729 --> 00:29:16,857
Whatās the deal with #1 and #2?
501
00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:20,110
I was supposed to replace those.
502
00:29:20,318 --> 00:29:23,864
Honestly, all erotica is the same,
who cares about plagiarism?
503
00:29:23,864 --> 00:29:25,532
Theyāre all pervs--
504
00:29:26,074 --> 00:29:30,162
I mean, donāt they all want
pretty the same thing?
505
00:29:30,787 --> 00:29:31,538
That thing?
506
00:29:31,538 --> 00:29:32,289
āThat thingā?
507
00:29:32,414 --> 00:29:34,166
Then why read erotica?
508
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,376
They might as well just watch porn!
509
00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:38,753
This is still literature, after all!
510
00:29:38,962 --> 00:29:40,255
Adult literature!
511
00:29:41,465 --> 00:29:44,050
I didnāt expect much
from the start, to be honest.
512
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,011
But damn, plagiarism too?
513
00:29:46,011 --> 00:29:48,555
And you still call yourself a writer?
514
00:29:49,097 --> 00:29:50,182
Arenāt you ashamed?
515
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:01,067
Ms. Yoon!
516
00:30:01,276 --> 00:30:02,569
Hello!
517
00:30:03,528 --> 00:30:04,696
Who...
518
00:30:06,406 --> 00:30:09,618
Iām Oh Ga-ram, we met last time
at Mr. Hwangās hospital.
519
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:11,703
Oh, hello.
520
00:30:11,787 --> 00:30:12,996
Good evening.
521
00:30:15,791 --> 00:30:18,126
I love stories about love.
522
00:30:18,794 --> 00:30:20,837
Thatās why I enjoy
adult romance stories.
523
00:30:21,213 --> 00:30:24,299
They include courtship,
jealousy, and thrill...
524
00:30:24,925 --> 00:30:26,802
Itās part of human nature.
525
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:30,305
Stories... about love.
526
00:30:31,556 --> 00:30:33,767
Youāll do great.
527
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,648
Can I see what youāve written?
528
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:40,816
Huh?
529
00:30:41,399 --> 00:30:42,526
This!
530
00:30:42,984 --> 00:30:44,611
You know about these?
531
00:30:45,237 --> 00:30:46,238
Dreams and...
532
00:30:47,072 --> 00:30:48,240
Hope...
533
00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:49,407
- Thoma-Thoma!
- Thoma-Thoma!
534
00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:53,495
How do you know this?
Almost no one knows about it.
535
00:30:53,495 --> 00:30:55,455
Thatās so amazing!
536
00:30:55,455 --> 00:30:59,459
Iāve read āThe Adventures of Thomasā,
and all of this writerās series.
537
00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:03,296
I decided to become a writer
thanks to him!
538
00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:04,673
- Really?
- Yeah.
539
00:31:12,639 --> 00:31:14,224
Thatās really touching.
540
00:31:14,224 --> 00:31:17,602
A fairy tale-like thing
happens to a fairy tale writer.
541
00:31:17,602 --> 00:31:18,478
I know.
542
00:31:18,937 --> 00:31:22,899
Isnāt it surreal that someone
still remembers Thomas?
543
00:31:23,275 --> 00:31:24,067
Sure.
544
00:31:24,067 --> 00:31:25,652
Itās so beautiful, it brings tears.
545
00:31:26,236 --> 00:31:30,323
Thatās why Iām determined
to succeed as a fairy tale writer.
546
00:31:30,615 --> 00:31:31,825
Super fired up.
547
00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:33,743
And the erotica? Is it done?
548
00:31:38,415 --> 00:31:42,169
This is intense,
but thereās no buildup.
549
00:31:43,128 --> 00:31:45,964
Even for a copy-paste job,
this lacks effort.
550
00:31:45,964 --> 00:31:48,216
They instantly go at it
like animals?
551
00:31:48,884 --> 00:31:50,677
You fucked someone
as soon as you met him once.
552
00:31:50,677 --> 00:31:52,679
It was justified at the time.
553
00:31:54,097 --> 00:31:56,183
The vibe, the emotion,
554
00:31:56,641 --> 00:31:58,059
you gals wouldnāt understand.
555
00:31:58,935 --> 00:32:00,896
Just write her stories.
556
00:32:01,021 --> 00:32:03,565
Sheās probably been with
at least 100 guys...
557
00:32:04,608 --> 00:32:06,193
Over 100?
558
00:32:06,902 --> 00:32:08,612
Definitely not 100.
559
00:32:10,238 --> 00:32:11,156
Maybe?
560
00:32:11,490 --> 00:32:12,407
Hey,
561
00:32:12,574 --> 00:32:14,951
since weāre at it,
give her some freebies.
562
00:32:18,622 --> 00:32:19,915
Youāre the best.
563
00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:23,126
What do you need?
564
00:32:24,252 --> 00:32:30,926
You know, the most memorable...
that thing in your life.
565
00:32:32,594 --> 00:32:33,637
Sex.
566
00:32:34,304 --> 00:32:35,138
Yes.
567
00:32:44,481 --> 00:32:48,443
I think I was a college freshman...
568
00:32:56,326 --> 00:32:59,788
The competition is coming up soon,
so be careful not to get hurt.
569
00:33:31,027 --> 00:33:32,070
Chae-young.
570
00:33:32,404 --> 00:33:33,405
Why did you come?
571
00:33:33,405 --> 00:33:34,614
Here you go, great job.
572
00:33:34,614 --> 00:33:35,490
Thanks.
573
00:33:35,574 --> 00:33:37,367
- Tired?
- Not really.
574
00:33:37,367 --> 00:33:38,452
You should rest in the shade.
575
00:33:38,452 --> 00:33:39,411
Itās okay.
576
00:33:40,787 --> 00:33:42,539
Good job, take a break with others.
577
00:33:48,587 --> 00:33:49,963
Come on, thatās enough!
578
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:52,132
Wait a minute! Sorry!
579
00:33:54,009 --> 00:33:55,093
Chae-young, are you alright?
580
00:33:55,093 --> 00:33:56,511
Yeah, Iām fine.
581
00:33:56,636 --> 00:33:57,804
Hey, donāt get shoved around.
582
00:34:06,438 --> 00:34:08,523
Hey, this is too much!
583
00:34:09,774 --> 00:34:10,775
Sorry...
584
00:34:23,413 --> 00:34:24,372
Crap...
585
00:34:30,962 --> 00:34:32,130
āAngry 12 Inchā?
586
00:34:32,255 --> 00:34:33,048
Shit!
587
00:34:34,508 --> 00:34:35,509
āShitā?
588
00:34:35,592 --> 00:34:36,551
Iām sorry...
589
00:34:37,219 --> 00:34:40,055
The reference is full of profanity.
590
00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,808
You startled me.
591
00:34:43,183 --> 00:34:45,519
But why does everyone swear
during the climax?
592
00:34:45,602 --> 00:34:48,146
Because it feels good, I guess?
593
00:34:48,271 --> 00:34:50,315
If it feels good, why curse?
594
00:34:51,483 --> 00:34:53,401
Do you do that as well?
595
00:34:57,030 --> 00:34:57,906
Well...
596
00:34:58,281 --> 00:35:01,118
I hear only beginners do that.
597
00:35:01,118 --> 00:35:03,829
Iām usually on the receiving end.
598
00:35:05,997 --> 00:35:07,040
So, youāre experienced.
599
00:35:07,207 --> 00:35:08,750
Come on now...
600
00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:11,211
Then, as an expert,
601
00:35:11,253 --> 00:35:14,089
Could you take a look
at my writing?
602
00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:16,758
Please...
603
00:35:16,758 --> 00:35:18,385
- I have to go...
- Just once...
604
00:35:20,011 --> 00:35:20,804
Hm?
605
00:35:21,972 --> 00:35:23,223
Iām getting off.
606
00:35:27,519 --> 00:35:29,271
- You okay?
- Yeah.
607
00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:07,392
- How is it?
- What?
608
00:36:08,685 --> 00:36:09,769
Is it solid?
609
00:36:09,936 --> 00:36:11,730
What? What is?
610
00:36:11,730 --> 00:36:13,815
The story, is it solid?
611
00:36:14,608 --> 00:36:17,611
Right, story...
612
00:36:18,778 --> 00:36:19,821
I think itās okay now.
613
00:36:19,863 --> 00:36:22,991
By the way,
you used #1, #2, and #3...
614
00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:26,870
It was the bare minimum of decency.
615
00:36:31,416 --> 00:36:34,961
The story... is really interesting.
616
00:36:36,004 --> 00:36:37,130
Thank you.
617
00:36:38,256 --> 00:36:39,299
For what?
618
00:36:39,841 --> 00:36:41,676
It worked...
619
00:36:41,927 --> 00:36:42,928
Pardon?
620
00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:43,887
What?
621
00:36:44,137 --> 00:36:46,056
You said something...
622
00:36:48,934 --> 00:36:50,685
I meant, the story works...
623
00:36:50,685 --> 00:36:54,397
I got drunk in your words,
which means, it worked...
624
00:36:54,773 --> 00:36:58,485
Soju, itās like a craving for soju
at the bar next door.
625
00:36:58,485 --> 00:37:00,237
Is that so?
626
00:37:00,362 --> 00:37:04,616
Since you helped me,
Iāll treat you soju.
627
00:37:04,783 --> 00:37:07,911
Since youāre craving soju
because of me, so itās on me.
628
00:37:08,370 --> 00:37:11,164
You donāt have to go that far...
629
00:37:11,540 --> 00:37:12,666
Arenāt you coming?
630
00:37:12,707 --> 00:37:15,085
Ah, screw it, whatever.
631
00:37:26,721 --> 00:37:28,306
Arenāt you Ms. Oh Ga-ram?
632
00:37:28,431 --> 00:37:29,141
What?
633
00:37:29,307 --> 00:37:32,144
Hello, Iām the CEO of EroKing Corp.,
634
00:37:32,435 --> 00:37:33,937
EroKing.
635
00:37:35,814 --> 00:37:37,232
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
636
00:37:40,861 --> 00:37:42,612
Dan-bi, you should take it easy.
637
00:37:43,113 --> 00:37:45,115
It looks like youāve
already had a lot.
638
00:37:47,451 --> 00:37:49,786
Itās just that my insides...
639
00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:52,873
are completely burned out.
640
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:55,459
Because of $100,000?
641
00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:57,794
Someone once told me,
642
00:37:58,003 --> 00:38:02,257
that erotica and fairy tales
arenāt so different.
643
00:38:03,467 --> 00:38:05,010
Do you think so too?
644
00:38:08,013 --> 00:38:09,222
Iām not sure.
645
00:38:10,599 --> 00:38:13,226
But I found it quite enjoyable.
646
00:38:13,810 --> 00:38:15,562
Isnāt that good enough?
647
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:21,568
But in racing gear,
648
00:38:22,027 --> 00:38:24,362
can you actually make it stand?
649
00:38:25,739 --> 00:38:27,324
Itās super tight spandex, though.
650
00:38:28,408 --> 00:38:30,869
Why not? Itās fully up!
651
00:38:32,537 --> 00:38:34,372
No way, thatās impossible.
652
00:38:34,498 --> 00:38:35,791
Why is that so impossible?
653
00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,667
Itās fully erect!
654
00:38:38,376 --> 00:38:39,503
Donāt listen to that.
655
00:38:39,503 --> 00:38:40,128
There are kids here.
656
00:38:40,128 --> 00:38:41,880
Donāt you know what that is?
657
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,672
Super hard erection.
658
00:38:42,672 --> 00:38:43,840
Whatās āerectionā?
659
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,383
Youāll understand when youāre older.
660
00:38:45,592 --> 00:38:46,551
Super hard erection!
661
00:38:46,635 --> 00:38:47,594
What is she even saying?
662
00:38:47,677 --> 00:38:48,470
Dan-bi!
663
00:38:48,470 --> 00:38:52,766
A real full erection can even make
this bottle stand up!
664
00:38:52,766 --> 00:38:54,684
If not, itās flaccid!
665
00:38:55,018 --> 00:38:56,061
Dan-bi, Iām going home!
666
00:38:56,061 --> 00:38:56,686
Super hard erection!
667
00:38:56,686 --> 00:38:58,438
You stay here,
I have to go!
668
00:38:58,688 --> 00:39:00,607
Keep the change,
thank you!
669
00:39:00,607 --> 00:39:01,316
Super hard erection!
670
00:39:01,316 --> 00:39:02,526
Get home safely, I had fun.
671
00:39:02,526 --> 00:39:03,693
Super hard erection!
672
00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:05,445
Super hard erection! Erection!
673
00:39:10,742 --> 00:39:12,077
That feels refreshing.
674
00:39:21,169 --> 00:39:25,006
A real full erection can
even raise this glass bottle!
675
00:39:25,173 --> 00:39:27,384
If not, itās flaccid!
676
00:39:30,428 --> 00:39:31,847
Come on...
677
00:39:35,016 --> 00:39:36,560
Ridiculous.
678
00:39:48,864 --> 00:39:49,739
Okay!
679
00:40:40,582 --> 00:40:41,625
Bebe!
680
00:40:58,767 --> 00:40:59,726
No!
681
00:41:04,105 --> 00:41:05,690
Elevator
Climaxing in an elevator?
682
00:41:05,816 --> 00:41:07,567
How childish.
683
00:41:08,026 --> 00:41:10,987
Hey, can that really happen?
684
00:41:12,656 --> 00:41:14,407
What about you?
685
00:41:14,574 --> 00:41:15,700
It worked for me.
686
00:41:15,909 --> 00:41:16,868
Yeah?
687
00:41:18,745 --> 00:41:20,163
That actually works?
688
00:41:20,163 --> 00:41:21,832
Should we turn it down again?
689
00:41:21,873 --> 00:41:22,916
Donāt.
690
00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:25,377
We havenāt seen Oh
for a few days now.
691
00:41:25,627 --> 00:41:26,920
Did something happen?
692
00:41:27,045 --> 00:41:29,548
Hey, quick, give her a call!
693
00:41:30,215 --> 00:41:32,342
Sheās suddenly unreachable?
694
00:41:34,636 --> 00:41:37,889
Sir, I should really be
telling you this in person,
695
00:41:37,889 --> 00:41:39,683
but Iām too ashamed to do that...
696
00:41:39,808 --> 00:41:44,479
Iāll never forget everything you taught me
despite my shortcomings.
697
00:41:44,521 --> 00:41:47,023
She deposited contract
cancellation penalty.
698
00:41:48,775 --> 00:41:50,735
That bastard strikes again!
699
00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,491
Geezer
700
00:41:57,159 --> 00:41:58,410
Moron.
701
00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:02,998
Welcome.
702
00:42:03,123 --> 00:42:03,957
Hi.
703
00:42:04,082 --> 00:42:07,002
Despite employing
such an excellent writer,
704
00:42:07,085 --> 00:42:09,629
Mr. Hwang treated you so poorly,
making you so thin,
705
00:42:09,629 --> 00:42:12,257
heās too much, donāt you think?
706
00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:16,636
This is made with beans,
please try it.
707
00:42:24,311 --> 00:42:25,520
Itās so delicious.
708
00:42:25,729 --> 00:42:30,192
Amazing things will happen
in your life from now on.
709
00:42:32,861 --> 00:42:37,240
Why are you in bad terms
with Mr. Hwang?
710
00:42:37,365 --> 00:42:40,202
I heard you originally trained
for your debut under him.
711
00:42:41,328 --> 00:42:44,080
We had some differing
views on erotica.
712
00:42:44,164 --> 00:42:46,917
Erotica should awaken
human instincts and desires,
713
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,711
and bring joy and pleasure
to the masses,
714
00:42:49,795 --> 00:42:51,671
isnāt that what adult romance
is all about?
715
00:42:54,716 --> 00:42:57,093
This is the personal gym.
716
00:42:59,763 --> 00:43:03,225
This is a lat pulldown machine,
used for working out the upper back.
717
00:43:03,266 --> 00:43:05,101
Want to give it a try?
Iāll help with your posture.
718
00:43:05,769 --> 00:43:07,938
Should I?
719
00:43:07,938 --> 00:43:09,439
Hold onto this,
720
00:43:09,981 --> 00:43:11,316
and sit down.
721
00:43:12,692 --> 00:43:15,946
Just pull, but focus on
using your back.
722
00:43:16,112 --> 00:43:17,781
Go ahead and pull.
723
00:43:18,990 --> 00:43:20,867
Push your back in like this.
724
00:43:21,785 --> 00:43:23,036
Once more,
725
00:43:23,286 --> 00:43:24,955
push your chest out.
726
00:43:25,539 --> 00:43:26,915
Youāre doing well.
727
00:43:27,415 --> 00:43:29,209
One more time.
728
00:43:31,795 --> 00:43:33,088
One second.
729
00:43:33,922 --> 00:43:35,382
Itās getting a bit hot.
730
00:43:39,886 --> 00:43:41,012
Sir...
731
00:43:41,346 --> 00:43:42,389
next time...
732
00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:43,557
Itās okay.
733
00:43:43,557 --> 00:43:45,976
Bad posture can cause injuries,
so, let me spot you.
734
00:43:45,976 --> 00:43:47,060
Go ahead, grab it.
735
00:43:47,936 --> 00:43:49,020
Good.
736
00:43:52,315 --> 00:43:53,400
Thatās it.
737
00:44:05,912 --> 00:44:07,205
Can I kiss you?
738
00:44:08,498 --> 00:44:10,292
You already did though...
739
00:44:18,842 --> 00:44:20,051
Wait a minute...
740
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,387
Sorry...
741
00:44:56,254 --> 00:44:59,299
So, who did you do it with?
Your boyfriend? The other guy?
742
00:44:59,966 --> 00:45:02,219
Obviously... here we go.
743
00:45:04,554 --> 00:45:05,764
Obviously, what?
744
00:45:06,515 --> 00:45:08,016
Both of them.
745
00:45:08,517 --> 00:45:09,559
You are incredible!
746
00:45:09,559 --> 00:45:12,229
Then who did you do it with first?
747
00:45:12,813 --> 00:45:13,855
Both at once.
748
00:45:14,314 --> 00:45:15,232
What?
749
00:45:15,607 --> 00:45:16,942
A threesome?
750
00:45:17,067 --> 00:45:19,486
You had a threesome?
In Korea?
751
00:45:20,028 --> 00:45:21,196
Was it consensual?
752
00:45:21,196 --> 00:45:23,532
Can you tell everyone in the world?
753
00:45:23,657 --> 00:45:25,075
Letās go as princesses.
754
00:45:26,284 --> 00:45:27,786
You need to put some lipstick on.
755
00:45:27,786 --> 00:45:28,912
I donāt have one.
756
00:45:29,746 --> 00:45:30,831
Let me borrow this.
757
00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:34,084
This oneās huge.
758
00:45:34,793 --> 00:45:36,044
Is it new?
759
00:45:37,629 --> 00:45:38,964
No!
760
00:45:56,523 --> 00:45:58,900
No matter how you look at it,
761
00:45:59,359 --> 00:46:01,403
itās super convincing.
762
00:46:01,695 --> 00:46:03,989
This is the best for climaxing.
763
00:46:04,030 --> 00:46:07,951
Iām dating my boyfriend
for eight years because of this.
764
00:46:07,951 --> 00:46:11,079
Whatās so good about vibration?
765
00:46:12,038 --> 00:46:14,666
Innocent child, the reason is,
766
00:46:15,292 --> 00:46:17,043
the clitoris is like the manās dick.
767
00:46:17,043 --> 00:46:20,005
If you rub this vibrator on it...
768
00:46:20,172 --> 00:46:21,590
Thatās so hot.
769
00:46:26,386 --> 00:46:30,015
People think the clit is just the tip,
but thatās only the tip of the iceberg,
770
00:46:30,098 --> 00:46:33,685
the clitoral roots split into two branches
and surround the entrance of the vagina.
771
00:46:33,768 --> 00:46:37,814
Thatās why thicker things feel good
because they stimulate the clitoral roots.
772
00:46:38,106 --> 00:46:39,900
āG-spotā.
773
00:46:39,983 --> 00:46:42,402
As for the length...
774
00:46:44,529 --> 00:46:46,531
an iPhone mini is enough.
775
00:46:46,531 --> 00:46:49,075
Hey, show me your phone.
776
00:46:51,453 --> 00:46:55,165
But there are two more spots
deeper inside the vagina.
777
00:46:55,165 --> 00:46:58,001
So if itās thick and long,
778
00:46:58,627 --> 00:47:00,212
itās the best.
779
00:47:00,212 --> 00:47:02,422
Galaxy Ultra, you win!
780
00:47:02,422 --> 00:47:03,507
I win!
781
00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:09,930
This reminds me of when
your boyfriend was in military service.
782
00:47:09,930 --> 00:47:10,847
Jeez...
783
00:47:11,723 --> 00:47:14,810
During your eight-year
relationship with Hee-min,
784
00:47:15,018 --> 00:47:17,229
you never cheated once?
785
00:47:18,688 --> 00:47:20,357
Kang Jung-hye, you should spill it too.
786
00:47:20,357 --> 00:47:21,149
What is it?
787
00:47:21,233 --> 00:47:23,318
Private Kang Jung-hye,
what do you mean?
788
00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:23,860
You did?
789
00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:25,821
Didnāt you also have
a little something?
790
00:47:25,821 --> 00:47:26,822
Shutting up, sir.
791
00:47:26,822 --> 00:47:28,573
Confess and find redemption!
792
00:47:28,573 --> 00:47:30,659
What is it? Iām curious, soldier!
793
00:47:31,743 --> 00:47:33,036
Everyone, attention!
794
00:47:35,038 --> 00:47:35,956
Salute!
795
00:47:36,039 --> 00:47:37,499
Loyalty!
796
00:47:44,047 --> 00:47:46,133
We had chemical warfare
training today,
797
00:47:46,133 --> 00:47:47,926
and everyone was in tears...
798
00:47:47,926 --> 00:47:48,969
Sorry.
799
00:47:49,594 --> 00:47:50,971
Army talk is boring, right?
800
00:47:51,096 --> 00:47:52,055
Nope.
801
00:47:52,347 --> 00:47:54,808
Iām just glad to hear your voice.
802
00:47:56,810 --> 00:47:59,146
It reminds me of the eve
of your enlistment.
803
00:48:00,355 --> 00:48:03,984
Yeah, I remember,
everyone was drunk...
804
00:48:04,943 --> 00:48:08,113
Dummy, I wasnāt drunk.
805
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,741
If Dan-bi wasnāt there,
806
00:48:11,908 --> 00:48:14,369
Iād have done stuff to you.
807
00:48:14,744 --> 00:48:15,662
What?
808
00:48:16,413 --> 00:48:20,125
If she wasnāt there,
809
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,296
would you have done
something to me?
810
00:48:26,798 --> 00:48:29,092
Uh, sure, yeah...
811
00:48:29,885 --> 00:48:30,886
How?
812
00:48:33,597 --> 00:48:35,515
How would you have done it?
813
00:48:35,557 --> 00:48:37,559
Uh, everything you like...
814
00:48:40,562 --> 00:48:43,398
What I like? Whatās that?
815
00:48:43,648 --> 00:48:44,900
Tell me.
816
00:48:46,526 --> 00:48:48,195
You love it when I stroke your hair.
817
00:48:48,195 --> 00:48:50,071
Kiss you while stroking you...
818
00:48:50,405 --> 00:48:51,698
And then?
819
00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:55,827
Hug you, and then...
820
00:48:56,077 --> 00:48:58,538
And then? Then what?
821
00:48:59,122 --> 00:49:00,749
Go ahead
or Iām hanging up.
822
00:49:00,749 --> 00:49:02,000
Hey, hey!
823
00:49:02,459 --> 00:49:05,253
Iād, like, just,
touch you, like this...
824
00:49:05,545 --> 00:49:06,922
- Yours?
- Mine...
825
00:49:07,172 --> 00:49:08,507
What about yours?
826
00:49:08,507 --> 00:49:10,008
- Mine, uh...
- Is it hard?
827
00:49:10,342 --> 00:49:12,093
Tell me more!
828
00:49:15,472 --> 00:49:17,307
Sweetie,
someoneās here.
829
00:49:17,432 --> 00:49:18,308
What?
830
00:49:18,642 --> 00:49:20,644
Iāll come visit you,
I gotta go.
831
00:49:20,644 --> 00:49:21,645
Wait, Jung-hye!
832
00:49:24,606 --> 00:49:26,149
Jung-hye!
833
00:49:34,950 --> 00:49:36,326
Jung-hye!
834
00:49:41,373 --> 00:49:42,791
Jung Hee-min, perfect shot.
835
00:49:49,089 --> 00:49:49,881
Salute!
836
00:49:49,881 --> 00:49:50,632
Hey.
837
00:49:50,632 --> 00:49:51,883
You ranked first in training.
838
00:49:51,883 --> 00:49:53,927
Here.
You got an overnight leave.
839
00:49:53,927 --> 00:49:55,554
Private First Class,
Jung Hee-min!
840
00:49:55,554 --> 00:49:57,514
Overnight Leave Granted
Thank you!
841
00:50:03,937 --> 00:50:05,105
Jung Hee-min!
842
00:50:05,313 --> 00:50:06,231
Salute!
843
00:50:06,606 --> 00:50:08,316
Private First Class,
Jung Hee-min!
844
00:50:08,525 --> 00:50:10,610
Youāre lucky,
your girlfriendās here.
845
00:50:11,361 --> 00:50:12,612
Take the return vehicle later.
846
00:50:12,612 --> 00:50:13,238
Jung-hye!
847
00:50:13,238 --> 00:50:14,906
Take the return vehicle!
848
00:50:16,741 --> 00:50:17,784
Jung-hye!
849
00:50:21,413 --> 00:50:22,205
No way...
850
00:50:27,544 --> 00:50:28,962
How long has it been?
851
00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:31,631
About three years, I think?
852
00:50:31,631 --> 00:50:34,426
Who did you come here to see?
853
00:50:35,677 --> 00:50:36,803
Um...
854
00:50:38,472 --> 00:50:39,389
my cousin.
855
00:50:39,389 --> 00:50:40,223
I see.
856
00:50:46,646 --> 00:50:47,898
Goddammit!
857
00:50:48,356 --> 00:50:50,066
Sorry for what happened back then.
858
00:50:51,067 --> 00:50:54,154
No, itās fine,
I forgot all about it.
859
00:50:55,322 --> 00:50:58,408
Iām getting discharged soon,
can I contact you then?
860
00:50:59,367 --> 00:51:00,243
What?
861
00:51:04,706 --> 00:51:06,708
Itās already time for me to go.
862
00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:09,044
The last bus is coming,
I have to go.
863
00:51:09,795 --> 00:51:10,837
Sorry.
864
00:51:14,132 --> 00:51:15,592
Iāve missed you...
865
00:51:33,902 --> 00:51:34,945
Stop...
866
00:51:47,207 --> 00:51:49,459
With Grit! With Guts! Give It All!
867
00:51:51,253 --> 00:51:53,296
Pvt. Jung, go to the family visitation room.
868
00:51:53,839 --> 00:51:55,006
Jung-hye.
869
00:52:08,061 --> 00:52:09,604
- Are you okay?
- Sorry, sorry...
870
00:53:10,916 --> 00:53:12,751
Baby! Donāt get sick and do well.
Iāll be waiting for you. \N
871
00:53:12,751 --> 00:53:13,960
Baby! Donāt get sick and do well.
Iāll be waiting for you. Jung-hye...
872
00:53:14,336 --> 00:53:16,546
Sorry for being late...
873
00:53:20,634 --> 00:53:21,927
Jung-hye!
874
00:53:24,971 --> 00:53:25,806
What is it?
875
00:53:25,972 --> 00:53:27,224
Does something feel off?
876
00:53:27,265 --> 00:53:28,600
No, not at all.
877
00:53:29,142 --> 00:53:30,560
Itās even more solid.
878
00:53:31,645 --> 00:53:33,188
The story, I mean.
879
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,192
Iāll get going now, Iām tired...
880
00:53:37,192 --> 00:53:39,528
Help me out a bit.
881
00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:41,279
Letās go together.
882
00:53:43,573 --> 00:53:44,908
Why are you walking like that?
883
00:53:44,908 --> 00:53:46,493
Iāve been sitting for too long...
884
00:53:52,499 --> 00:53:53,500
Arenāt you getting in?
885
00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:55,252
Yes, I will.
886
00:54:18,275 --> 00:54:19,985
Coming in!
887
00:54:36,835 --> 00:54:37,752
Excuse me.
888
00:54:38,253 --> 00:54:39,087
Yes?
889
00:54:39,337 --> 00:54:40,213
What is it?
890
00:54:40,213 --> 00:54:41,465
Itās nothing...
891
00:55:02,027 --> 00:55:03,945
Why isnāt she answering?
892
00:55:04,404 --> 00:55:05,489
Something wrong?
893
00:55:05,489 --> 00:55:06,573
No, itās just...
894
00:55:07,157 --> 00:55:08,950
I feel shitty for some reason.
895
00:55:10,243 --> 00:55:11,953
You must really like her.
896
00:55:14,664 --> 00:55:16,416
Sheās a very pure person.
897
00:55:16,792 --> 00:55:19,795
Her mind is filled with
nothing but fairy tales.
898
00:55:20,212 --> 00:55:21,588
I see...
899
00:55:36,061 --> 00:55:37,771
Eh? Thereās no room?
900
00:55:37,771 --> 00:55:39,439
No, no, there is.
901
00:55:39,439 --> 00:55:40,690
- Come in, come!
- Yeah?
902
00:55:41,233 --> 00:55:42,567
Pardon me!
903
00:55:44,486 --> 00:55:45,654
Thank you!
904
00:56:13,223 --> 00:56:15,767
āReal Manā? This is a bit...
905
00:56:17,686 --> 00:56:18,895
By the way,
906
00:56:19,938 --> 00:56:23,066
who did you learn to write from?
907
00:56:23,066 --> 00:56:23,817
Why?
908
00:56:24,484 --> 00:56:25,402
Whatās weird this time?
909
00:56:25,402 --> 00:56:27,028
No, no, itās good.
910
00:56:27,028 --> 00:56:31,324
The basics are really solid,
thatās why Iām asking.
911
00:56:31,533 --> 00:56:32,868
Who was it?
912
00:56:32,993 --> 00:56:34,619
From my dad.
913
00:56:34,995 --> 00:56:36,788
Oh, your dad.
914
00:56:36,872 --> 00:56:40,917
He won the National
Literary Contest in 2003.
915
00:56:40,917 --> 00:56:43,044
Is that so?
916
00:56:43,170 --> 00:56:46,423
If it was in 2003...
917
00:56:46,548 --> 00:56:49,593
āThe Adventures of Thomasā,
918
00:56:50,969 --> 00:56:53,054
Yoon Kang-chulās daughter?!
919
00:56:53,054 --> 00:56:55,640
Yes, you knew my dad?!
920
00:56:57,976 --> 00:56:59,227
Too well!
921
00:56:59,478 --> 00:57:01,104
Next, we have the acceptance speech
922
00:57:01,104 --> 00:57:03,482
from the grand prize winner,
Yoon Kang-chul.
923
00:57:03,690 --> 00:57:04,816
Thank you so much.
924
00:57:05,066 --> 00:57:06,485
Excuse me.
925
00:57:06,651 --> 00:57:08,904
Dan-bi, I won an award.
926
00:57:09,821 --> 00:57:12,949
Hye-jin, our hard times are over now.
927
00:57:13,283 --> 00:57:14,659
Like hell it is.
928
00:57:14,659 --> 00:57:17,078
Anyone can win
a grand prize nowadays?
929
00:57:17,078 --> 00:57:18,497
Could you leave, please?
930
00:57:18,497 --> 00:57:19,873
Why did I lose, huh?
931
00:57:19,915 --> 00:57:20,916
Let go of me!
932
00:57:20,916 --> 00:57:23,335
Did you all even read
my entry properly?!
933
00:57:23,376 --> 00:57:26,630
Respect creative freedom!
934
00:57:27,339 --> 00:57:30,383
Yoon Kang-chulās daughter...
935
00:57:31,635 --> 00:57:33,261
Very interesting...
936
00:57:34,638 --> 00:57:36,223
- Specs!
- Yes?
937
00:57:36,223 --> 00:57:38,141
Upload both titles.
938
00:57:44,147 --> 00:57:45,148
Dan-bi!
939
00:57:47,567 --> 00:57:48,401
Yes?
940
00:57:48,944 --> 00:57:50,320
Congrats on your debut.
941
00:57:53,615 --> 00:57:54,783
Amazing!
942
00:57:54,950 --> 00:57:57,744
But whyās my pen name āFirefoxā?
Thatās so cheesy.
943
00:57:57,953 --> 00:58:01,414
āElevatorā Popularity Ranking
944
00:58:01,414 --> 00:58:02,207
āElevatorā Popularity Ranking: #17
945
00:58:02,249 --> 00:58:04,000
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
946
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,463
My God, Dan-bi, itās nuts.
947
00:58:08,463 --> 00:58:10,006
Did you take something?
948
00:58:10,090 --> 00:58:11,633
I took a little something.
949
00:58:11,758 --> 00:58:14,594
Itās clearly about me,
but I got turned on reading it.
950
00:58:15,262 --> 00:58:16,179
Really turned on?
951
00:58:16,179 --> 00:58:17,180
Totally turned on.
952
00:58:18,557 --> 00:58:22,060
Life is like a fairy tale!
953
00:58:22,435 --> 00:58:24,437
Sometimes hard,
but we can overcome it!
954
00:58:24,521 --> 00:58:28,024
Dan-bi is like sweet rain
during a drought.
955
00:58:32,362 --> 00:58:33,446
Dan-bi.
956
00:58:34,656 --> 00:58:36,074
Sober up.
957
00:58:36,867 --> 00:58:38,285
Thank you.
958
00:59:23,455 --> 00:59:24,915
Whatās the matter?
959
00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:27,125
Nothing.
960
00:59:28,168 --> 00:59:29,461
Itās good, right?
961
00:59:31,004 --> 00:59:32,005
Jung-seok,
962
00:59:32,464 --> 00:59:33,965
you know what?
963
00:59:34,174 --> 00:59:38,804
The most common flirting move
between men and women...
964
00:59:39,679 --> 00:59:41,807
is sharing ice cream together.
965
00:59:43,642 --> 00:59:47,479
I just wanted to...
help you sober up.
966
00:59:48,146 --> 00:59:49,481
Thatās what Iām saying.
967
00:59:50,106 --> 00:59:51,983
Iām enjoying this buzz,
968
00:59:52,025 --> 00:59:55,237
why are you trying to
sober me up?
969
00:59:55,570 --> 00:59:59,866
You have to write fairy tales
and erotica too...
970
01:00:01,660 --> 01:00:04,496
I know youāre serious about writing,
whatever it may be.
971
01:00:05,330 --> 01:00:06,540
Thatās why.
972
01:00:09,042 --> 01:00:10,085
Jung-seok.
973
01:00:11,294 --> 01:00:14,005
Is that why you helped me so much?
974
01:00:14,089 --> 01:00:18,218
Just like you started writing
erotica for money,
975
01:00:18,802 --> 01:00:21,012
and then it became sincere,
itās the same for me.
976
01:00:21,096 --> 01:00:24,516
I wasnāt sure at first, but now
Iām sincerely cheering for you.
977
01:00:24,516 --> 01:00:26,852
For you to become a great writer.
978
01:00:27,310 --> 01:00:30,730
Do I really seem that serious
about erotica?
979
01:00:31,606 --> 01:00:35,193
Donāt you like it?
You seem really happy lately...
980
01:00:37,779 --> 01:00:38,822
Did I?
981
01:00:38,822 --> 01:00:43,785
Being talented at something
you love is a real blessing.
982
01:00:44,369 --> 01:00:48,623
Not just anyone can be
ranked 17th in the nation.
983
01:00:48,748 --> 01:00:51,835
That genre is rising in popularity.
984
01:00:53,170 --> 01:00:54,254
Cross.
985
01:00:57,883 --> 01:00:58,925
Butterfly Sleep Publishing
986
01:00:58,925 --> 01:01:00,594
āThe Adventures of Raindropsā
has improved a lot.
987
01:01:00,594 --> 01:01:02,929
Just fine-tune the details
and itāll be good.
988
01:01:03,054 --> 01:01:03,763
Seriously?
989
01:01:03,763 --> 01:01:05,140
The concept is fun.
990
01:01:05,140 --> 01:01:07,392
Some raindrops are lucky enough
to be Evian,
991
01:01:07,476 --> 01:01:11,229
while others become toilet water...
992
01:01:12,939 --> 01:01:14,566
I wrote some notes.
993
01:01:16,860 --> 01:01:18,069
Thank you.
994
01:01:18,069 --> 01:01:21,531
Iāve been bragging about you a lot,
work hard to win this contest!
995
01:01:21,531 --> 01:01:23,200
Of course, Iāll do my best.
996
01:01:23,742 --> 01:01:25,952
Letās watch this together.
997
01:01:26,161 --> 01:01:28,789
This is the latest trend overseas.
998
01:01:33,084 --> 01:01:33,919
What the heck?!
999
01:01:33,919 --> 01:01:35,837
Why is this trash popping up?
1000
01:01:35,921 --> 01:01:36,922
Hold on...
1001
01:01:37,005 --> 01:01:38,632
You can press this--
1002
01:01:39,883 --> 01:01:42,469
You can never look at these.
1003
01:01:42,594 --> 01:01:43,762
Got that?
1004
01:01:44,429 --> 01:01:45,597
Understand?
1005
01:01:46,765 --> 01:01:47,641
Yes...
1006
01:01:47,933 --> 01:01:49,810
You can do it, Dan-bi!
1007
01:01:56,107 --> 01:01:58,860
How would he react
if he finds out I write erotica?
1008
01:02:01,404 --> 01:02:02,739
What am I saying?
1009
01:02:03,156 --> 01:02:07,744
Iām going back to fairy tales
after I pay back $100,000.
1010
01:02:08,411 --> 01:02:09,454
Letās focus.
1011
01:02:12,207 --> 01:02:19,297
Thomas, who was making cheese,
shouted at Josephina,
1012
01:02:19,756 --> 01:02:21,925
āIām running out of milk!ā
1013
01:02:22,467 --> 01:02:27,055
Then he embraced her from behind,
1014
01:02:27,055 --> 01:02:29,432
and started milking her.
1015
01:02:30,058 --> 01:02:34,271
With Thomasās gentle touch...
1016
01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:38,316
Josephinaās closed lips parted...
1017
01:02:44,281 --> 01:02:46,324
Oh God, I must be crazy.
1018
01:02:47,075 --> 01:02:49,953
Clear your mind,
focus, letās focus again.
1019
01:02:52,205 --> 01:02:54,749
Then Josephina
1020
01:02:54,749 --> 01:02:56,460
called out.
1021
01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:00,213
āThomas!ā, āJosephina!ā
1022
01:03:01,339 --> 01:03:02,549
āThomas!ā
1023
01:03:03,258 --> 01:03:04,759
āJosephina!ā
1024
01:03:05,886 --> 01:03:07,012
āThomas!ā
1025
01:03:07,012 --> 01:03:08,472
āJosephina!ā
1026
01:03:08,972 --> 01:03:10,599
āThomas!ā
1027
01:03:11,391 --> 01:03:12,893
āJosephina!ā
1028
01:03:14,686 --> 01:03:15,854
Shit!
1029
01:03:18,523 --> 01:03:22,194
Itās because
I didnāt sleep well today.
1030
01:03:25,071 --> 01:03:27,032
Letās just call it a day.
1031
01:03:43,507 --> 01:03:46,051
Am I possessed by a slutty demon?
1032
01:04:06,822 --> 01:04:09,324
I still feel like heās still inside me
even after filling me up.
1033
01:04:09,324 --> 01:04:12,828
My heated heart opens wide.
1034
01:04:17,749 --> 01:04:21,169
Every time I rode him,
I thought of Jin-woo,
1035
01:04:21,169 --> 01:04:23,004
and I bit my lip, afraid I might
call his name.
1036
01:04:24,005 --> 01:04:25,882
What is wrong with me?
1037
01:04:41,022 --> 01:04:45,360
Their back pockets are cut open
to let their skin touch.
1038
01:04:45,819 --> 01:04:48,321
Crap, this is driving me insane...
1039
01:04:54,161 --> 01:04:55,871
My brother-in-law held me
so desperately.
1040
01:04:55,871 --> 01:04:58,748
Even though I knew I shouldnāt,
I couldnāt help but sit down.
1041
01:05:05,213 --> 01:05:07,716
The divorcee still enjoys
secret dates with me today.
1042
01:05:08,550 --> 01:05:11,970
As soon as I met up with him,
my #1 started to heat up.
1043
01:05:22,189 --> 01:05:23,356
Phone sex while walking.
1044
01:05:23,356 --> 01:05:24,733
I want to defend myself
from his thumping attack.
1045
01:05:24,733 --> 01:05:25,984
I started to get wet from his scent.
1046
01:05:25,984 --> 01:05:27,194
I want to have sex.
1047
01:05:34,409 --> 01:05:35,869
Her irresistibly soft skin
made me hard.
1048
01:05:36,203 --> 01:05:37,788
When did my childhood friendās #1,
become this massive?
1049
01:05:37,788 --> 01:05:38,997
How many men have you slept with?
1050
01:05:48,256 --> 01:05:49,299
... check it out?
1051
01:05:49,299 --> 01:05:51,676
The word āecstasyā means to me...
1052
01:05:53,261 --> 01:05:55,138
5 - Elevator
1053
01:06:00,101 --> 01:06:03,271
I can talk about ecstasy
in the clouds.
1054
01:06:07,317 --> 01:06:09,486
Look! We did it!
1055
01:06:09,486 --> 01:06:10,487
Damn...
1056
01:06:10,487 --> 01:06:11,738
I knew it, huh?
1057
01:06:11,738 --> 01:06:13,532
Like father, like daughter!
1058
01:06:15,575 --> 01:06:18,870
Thank you, Yoon Kang-chul!
You taught her well!
1059
01:06:22,791 --> 01:06:24,292
Do you like your studio?
1060
01:06:24,376 --> 01:06:25,418
Yes, thank you.
1061
01:06:25,418 --> 01:06:29,422
Itās hard to catch on so quickly,
youāre a natural.
1062
01:06:30,215 --> 01:06:31,883
Letās partner up for good.
1063
01:06:32,050 --> 01:06:34,594
Donāt say that, Iām going to
write fairy tales.
1064
01:06:34,594 --> 01:06:36,096
Iām never writing erotica
after the contract.
1065
01:06:36,096 --> 01:06:36,805
Alright.
1066
01:06:36,805 --> 01:06:38,890
You know the next deadline
is tomorrow, right?
1067
01:06:39,057 --> 01:06:39,850
Yes.
1068
01:06:43,770 --> 01:06:45,063
Hi, Ha-neul.
1069
01:06:46,022 --> 01:06:47,983
Iām almost done with revisions.
1070
01:06:48,817 --> 01:06:51,486
I think I can submit it
before midnight.
1071
01:06:52,529 --> 01:06:53,446
Okay.
1072
01:06:54,447 --> 01:06:55,782
Ms. Yoon Dan-bi?
1073
01:06:57,784 --> 01:06:59,911
Firefox, right?
1074
01:07:01,079 --> 01:07:02,414
Who are you?
1075
01:07:04,666 --> 01:07:06,626
The Adventures of Raindrops
1076
01:07:06,835 --> 01:07:09,838
āRepetition of synonyms is
not allowed in this context.ā
1077
01:07:11,756 --> 01:07:14,634
āRepetition of synonyms is
not allowed in this contextā?
1078
01:07:17,262 --> 01:07:18,847
What does this even mean?
1079
01:07:19,806 --> 01:07:21,683
Screwed it, itās already midnight...
1080
01:07:22,309 --> 01:07:23,894
Letās finish the erotica first.
1081
01:07:24,019 --> 01:07:27,814
Secret Dissection Class
1082
01:07:35,530 --> 01:07:37,199
Yes, I submitted it.
1083
01:07:43,830 --> 01:07:46,541
This is taking a toll on you,
1084
01:07:46,917 --> 01:07:49,377
whatās the real reason
you want to write fairy tales?
1085
01:07:51,004 --> 01:07:54,591
My dad was a fairy tale writer.
1086
01:07:54,966 --> 01:08:00,138
Every time he released a book,
a Harry Potter book would come out,
1087
01:08:00,263 --> 01:08:01,932
and his books got crushed.
1088
01:08:03,433 --> 01:08:07,979
He went through a lot of hardship
and passed away from illness,
1089
01:08:08,104 --> 01:08:09,731
but I made a promise to him,
1090
01:08:09,981 --> 01:08:12,943
that I would become
a great fairy tale writer.
1091
01:08:14,027 --> 01:08:17,948
So, fairy tales arenāt your dream
but a promise to him?
1092
01:08:19,115 --> 01:08:20,826
That is my dream.
1093
01:08:20,867 --> 01:08:22,202
After that?
1094
01:08:22,202 --> 01:08:23,036
What?
1095
01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:26,373
After you fulfill your promise,
1096
01:08:26,373 --> 01:08:27,332
then what?
1097
01:08:28,291 --> 01:08:31,211
Well, Iāll continue to...
1098
01:08:33,130 --> 01:08:34,297
One sec.
1099
01:08:37,050 --> 01:08:38,176
Hello?
1100
01:08:38,718 --> 01:08:39,719
Yes, I submitted it.
1101
01:08:39,719 --> 01:08:42,305
What the heck is
āThe Adventures of Raindropsā?
1102
01:08:42,305 --> 01:08:43,098
What?
1103
01:08:43,473 --> 01:08:45,392
How did you get that?
1104
01:08:45,767 --> 01:08:46,768
Hold on...
1105
01:08:48,687 --> 01:08:49,771
No way...
1106
01:08:50,313 --> 01:08:51,273
One moment.
1107
01:08:52,816 --> 01:08:54,943
2024 Childrenās Literature
Contest Submission
1108
01:08:57,028 --> 01:08:59,239
Secret Dissection Class
by Firefox
1109
01:09:00,407 --> 01:09:03,618
How-how do I cancel
a mis-sent email?
1110
01:09:03,827 --> 01:09:06,788
You can only delete it
before they check, why?
1111
01:09:06,830 --> 01:09:08,290
Shoot, I must be insane!
1112
01:09:08,415 --> 01:09:10,750
I submitted my erotica
to the fairytale contest.
1113
01:09:10,750 --> 01:09:11,835
What do I do?
1114
01:09:12,085 --> 01:09:13,170
What do...
1115
01:09:18,383 --> 01:09:19,634
Iām sorry.
1116
01:09:21,178 --> 01:09:22,262
Taxi!
1117
01:09:22,262 --> 01:09:23,430
Dang it...
1118
01:09:27,309 --> 01:09:28,518
Taxi!
1119
01:09:29,936 --> 01:09:32,147
Crap, what do I do?
1120
01:09:35,025 --> 01:09:36,193
Dan-bi!
1121
01:09:37,027 --> 01:09:38,195
Get in!
1122
01:09:42,449 --> 01:09:43,617
Thank you!
1123
01:09:46,703 --> 01:09:49,206
Childrenās Literature Contest
1124
01:09:51,082 --> 01:09:54,795
You messed up, Dan-bi!
1125
01:09:55,420 --> 01:09:57,881
What the heck do I do?
1126
01:09:58,256 --> 01:10:00,759
Just say it was a mistake.
1127
01:10:01,009 --> 01:10:02,511
Or say you got hacked.
1128
01:10:02,511 --> 01:10:04,095
Who would believe that?
1129
01:10:06,681 --> 01:10:09,017
Iāll just get off here.
1130
01:10:09,267 --> 01:10:10,143
What?
1131
01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:15,398
Dan-bi!
1132
01:10:17,609 --> 01:10:19,569
Dan-bi! Take my umbrella!
1133
01:10:21,822 --> 01:10:23,323
Itās raining...
1134
01:10:23,615 --> 01:10:24,783
Sorry!
1135
01:10:29,579 --> 01:10:31,248
Iām sorry! Sorry!
1136
01:10:41,591 --> 01:10:42,592
Hello.
1137
01:10:42,759 --> 01:10:47,305
I submitted my entry last night.
1138
01:10:47,889 --> 01:10:49,015
Maāam?
1139
01:10:50,725 --> 01:10:51,560
Hello.
1140
01:10:51,726 --> 01:10:53,520
I submitted it right before
the deadline--
1141
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:54,604
Ms. Yoon Dan-bi?
1142
01:10:54,604 --> 01:10:55,981
Yes, what happened was--
1143
01:10:55,981 --> 01:10:57,274
Firefox.
1144
01:10:58,066 --> 01:11:00,402
Is it fun to mess with us?
1145
01:11:00,735 --> 01:11:02,487
Do we look like a joke to you?
1146
01:11:02,612 --> 01:11:05,448
No, thatās not it,
what happened was, I--
1147
01:11:05,448 --> 01:11:06,408
Go away.
1148
01:11:06,908 --> 01:11:09,035
This isnāt a place
for people like you.
1149
01:11:10,203 --> 01:11:11,496
Could you check this?
1150
01:11:11,496 --> 01:11:12,622
Yes, maāam.
1151
01:11:39,983 --> 01:11:43,320
Right, of course not.
1152
01:11:43,403 --> 01:11:45,071
Please donāt worry.
1153
01:11:46,323 --> 01:11:48,909
Of course, itās a baseless rumor.
1154
01:11:51,620 --> 01:11:54,498
Yes, I donāt know her.
1155
01:12:06,176 --> 01:12:07,886
Ha-neul, what happened was--
1156
01:12:07,886 --> 01:12:09,304
I donāt want to know.
1157
01:12:11,014 --> 01:12:12,808
Could you listen to me
for a second?
1158
01:12:12,808 --> 01:12:14,768
The truth is, Iāve been working--
1159
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,063
How could you
embarrass me like that?!
1160
01:12:21,399 --> 01:12:25,445
Iām barely holding back right now.
1161
01:12:32,202 --> 01:12:33,912
Secret Dissection Class
1162
01:12:36,248 --> 01:12:38,250
Donāt go around saying
you write fairy tales.
1163
01:12:39,084 --> 01:12:40,627
Youāre not a writer.
1164
01:12:51,054 --> 01:12:54,141
Ms. Yoon, could you
open the door? Itās me.
1165
01:12:54,266 --> 01:12:55,559
Ms. Yoon!
1166
01:12:59,437 --> 01:13:02,649
Youāre inside!
I can hear the ringing!
1167
01:13:03,275 --> 01:13:04,609
Jesus Christ...
1168
01:13:05,652 --> 01:13:06,903
Jeez...
1169
01:13:09,114 --> 01:13:11,616
Should I give it all up
and just write erotica?
1170
01:13:12,325 --> 01:13:13,869
That would be great.
1171
01:13:14,161 --> 01:13:16,746
Who cares what people say, right?
1172
01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:18,248
Sure...
1173
01:13:18,665 --> 01:13:22,752
Since I only need my laptop,
I could write while traveling.
1174
01:13:22,752 --> 01:13:23,753
Thatās true.
1175
01:13:24,212 --> 01:13:25,338
That sounds amazing.
1176
01:13:28,133 --> 01:13:29,885
Thanks for the coffee, Iām off.
1177
01:13:30,135 --> 01:13:31,720
Leaving already?
1178
01:13:32,053 --> 01:13:33,930
I see that youāre fine,
so I better be going.
1179
01:13:33,930 --> 01:13:35,891
No point in staying.
1180
01:13:36,224 --> 01:13:38,268
Do I look fine?
1181
01:13:40,770 --> 01:13:42,647
Do I look okay?
1182
01:13:42,856 --> 01:13:45,108
Who do you think
messed up my life?
1183
01:13:45,275 --> 01:13:49,196
You barged into my life,
I was doing just fine...
1184
01:13:49,905 --> 01:13:52,073
Is that so?
1185
01:13:52,407 --> 01:13:54,910
I did that?
1186
01:13:55,076 --> 01:13:58,955
I ruined your life
by barging into it?
1187
01:14:01,374 --> 01:14:02,876
Only fairy tales matter?
1188
01:14:03,710 --> 01:14:08,298
If you just drop this prejudice
about whatās okay and whatās not,
1189
01:14:09,090 --> 01:14:12,344
your life wouldāve been much freer.
1190
01:14:13,887 --> 01:14:16,848
Were you happy writing fairy tales?
1191
01:14:18,350 --> 01:14:22,354
It wasnāt just a task you had to
complete for your father?
1192
01:14:23,897 --> 01:14:25,315
Tell me Iām wrong.
1193
01:14:40,705 --> 01:14:43,667
Donāt worry, sheāll be back.
1194
01:14:43,959 --> 01:14:44,918
He ran off twice.
1195
01:14:44,918 --> 01:14:46,545
Three times for this guy.
1196
01:14:46,545 --> 01:14:48,880
At least I answered my phone.
1197
01:14:49,005 --> 01:14:50,048
I was sick.
1198
01:14:50,048 --> 01:14:53,218
Good job, so proud of you two.
1199
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:55,720
Stop it, will you?
1200
01:14:55,887 --> 01:14:57,806
If she doesnāt come back,
thereās nothing we can do.
1201
01:14:58,014 --> 01:14:59,307
Here, take this.
1202
01:15:09,317 --> 01:15:10,735
The princess left
1203
01:15:10,861 --> 01:15:13,655
for the princeās kingdom.
1204
01:15:21,329 --> 01:15:22,998
Did you eat?
1205
01:15:29,171 --> 01:15:35,218
So, you watched 50 pornos a day,
and sent erotica to the contest?
1206
01:15:35,969 --> 01:15:37,220
You think thatās funny?
1207
01:15:37,220 --> 01:15:38,638
It sure is!
1208
01:15:38,638 --> 01:15:43,059
I hadnāt laughed in a while,
you really are a good daughter.
1209
01:15:43,477 --> 01:15:46,771
Mom, should I just quit everything
and come live with you?
1210
01:15:47,272 --> 01:15:49,483
Iāll write fairy tales
under a pen name.
1211
01:15:50,609 --> 01:15:51,985
That sounds annoying.
1212
01:15:52,194 --> 01:15:56,448
Why are you and your dad
letting fairy tales run your lives?
1213
01:15:57,199 --> 01:15:59,242
I canāt even stand the sight of it.
1214
01:15:59,326 --> 01:16:02,579
If he hadnāt won it, he wouldāve
done whatever he wanted.
1215
01:16:02,579 --> 01:16:04,122
He did, his whole life.
1216
01:16:04,247 --> 01:16:05,540
You donāt know?
1217
01:16:06,166 --> 01:16:08,543
He wrote fairy tales because of you.
1218
01:16:08,668 --> 01:16:11,922
You pumped him up by saying
he looked cool writing stories.
1219
01:16:12,214 --> 01:16:15,217
How could your simple dad
not resist that?
1220
01:16:15,842 --> 01:16:19,179
But now his kid writes
blasted fairy tales because of him?
1221
01:16:21,181 --> 01:16:22,224
Oh dear...
1222
01:16:22,891 --> 01:16:25,143
Like father, like daughter...
1223
01:16:40,075 --> 01:16:41,952
Messed up again!
1224
01:16:42,202 --> 01:16:43,120
Jeez...
1225
01:16:43,411 --> 01:16:44,454
Dan-bi.
1226
01:16:44,579 --> 01:16:46,748
Whatās the website
for reading your stories?
1227
01:16:46,748 --> 01:16:47,666
I want to check it out.
1228
01:16:47,666 --> 01:16:49,501
Forget it, what for?
1229
01:16:49,501 --> 01:16:54,339
Why not? Let me read
my daughterās erotica, okay?
1230
01:16:54,464 --> 01:16:55,757
No way.
1231
01:16:55,757 --> 01:16:57,259
Maāam, I brought the book!
1232
01:16:57,259 --> 01:16:59,094
Okay, one second!
1233
01:16:59,678 --> 01:17:02,430
Pull it up before I get back.
1234
01:17:02,848 --> 01:17:03,515
Pull what up?
1235
01:17:03,515 --> 01:17:04,599
Hurry.
1236
01:17:05,517 --> 01:17:06,768
Come on...
1237
01:17:12,649 --> 01:17:14,901
#2 Real Man by Firefox
1238
01:17:18,363 --> 01:17:20,991
Itās finally posted!
Now my day can begin.
1239
01:17:21,324 --> 01:17:23,201
Nice! Thisāll get me
through the week.
1240
01:17:23,410 --> 01:17:25,954
Where can I buy the merch?
This is a must-have.
1241
01:17:26,163 --> 01:17:27,581
Reminds me of my days as a private.
1242
01:17:27,706 --> 01:17:29,416
Hilarious, sexy and moving...
1243
01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:32,127
Thanks to this,
my marriage is thriving!
1244
01:17:33,086 --> 01:17:34,212
The authorās in her prime.
1245
01:17:34,379 --> 01:17:35,589
I want to do it.
1246
01:17:35,964 --> 01:17:39,092
Gonna savor every line.
So thrilling.
1247
01:17:39,426 --> 01:17:40,594
Did you find it?
1248
01:17:41,261 --> 01:17:42,220
Yeah.
1249
01:17:44,431 --> 01:17:45,390
Mom.
1250
01:17:47,184 --> 01:17:49,102
Did dad only write fairy tales?
1251
01:17:51,813 --> 01:17:53,648
Itās your dadās treasure box.
1252
01:17:53,773 --> 01:17:54,900
Open it.
1253
01:18:27,933 --> 01:18:30,477
Dazzling Love
1254
01:18:34,856 --> 01:18:37,359
Yoon Kang-chul
1255
01:18:40,570 --> 01:18:44,616
She gasped for breath
and moaned softly.
1256
01:18:48,912 --> 01:18:51,039
On her soft breast...
1257
01:19:20,652 --> 01:19:21,736
Dad!
1258
01:19:21,903 --> 01:19:23,321
Hey, Dan-bi.
1259
01:19:25,115 --> 01:19:26,825
My sweetheart.
1260
01:19:27,534 --> 01:19:29,619
- Were you drawing?
- Yup.
1261
01:19:30,036 --> 01:19:31,997
- You drew this?
- Yup.
1262
01:19:32,289 --> 01:19:33,999
Iām gonna write fairy tales.
1263
01:19:36,042 --> 01:19:39,004
Donāt force yourself,
you donāt need to.
1264
01:19:39,588 --> 01:19:41,006
I want to.
1265
01:19:41,006 --> 01:19:43,049
- Dan-bi!
- Mom!
1266
01:20:06,781 --> 01:20:07,949
Dad...
1267
01:20:09,409 --> 01:20:11,703
Live the way you want to live.
1268
01:20:14,873 --> 01:20:18,585
Iāll cheer you on whatever it may be.
1269
01:20:45,529 --> 01:20:47,906
Forbidden Fairytale
1270
01:20:55,163 --> 01:20:56,581
What if sheās not here again?
1271
01:20:56,581 --> 01:20:59,167
Sheās not coming back,
weāll have to report her.
1272
01:20:59,167 --> 01:21:00,502
Letās wait a few more days.
1273
01:21:00,502 --> 01:21:03,547
Sheās not coming back,
if she does, Iāll bark like a dog.
1274
01:21:03,797 --> 01:21:04,506
Holy cow!
1275
01:21:04,506 --> 01:21:05,590
Good morning.
1276
01:21:05,590 --> 01:21:07,134
Are you alright?
1277
01:21:07,259 --> 01:21:08,760
Thatās why she came back.
1278
01:21:08,844 --> 01:21:10,262
I knew youād be back.
1279
01:21:10,262 --> 01:21:11,096
Woof, woof!
1280
01:21:11,263 --> 01:21:15,308
Is this place where you
come and go as you please?
1281
01:21:15,308 --> 01:21:16,893
Everyoneās been too distracted
1282
01:21:16,893 --> 01:21:18,562
to get any work done...
1283
01:21:22,274 --> 01:21:24,651
Heās just happy to see you,
you know that, right?
1284
01:21:26,361 --> 01:21:27,487
Iām sorry, sir.
1285
01:21:27,487 --> 01:21:28,655
If youāre sorry--
1286
01:21:28,738 --> 01:21:30,323
Itās enough that sheās sorry.
1287
01:21:30,323 --> 01:21:31,700
Letās all get back to work.
1288
01:21:31,700 --> 01:21:32,659
Hereās an idea.
1289
01:21:32,659 --> 01:21:35,120
You be the team leader,
and Iāll be the deputy.
1290
01:21:35,704 --> 01:21:36,746
Sure.
1291
01:21:41,168 --> 01:21:43,253
So, what happened with the contest?
1292
01:21:43,253 --> 01:21:44,546
A total disaster.
1293
01:21:44,713 --> 01:21:47,799
At the very least, everyone there
will remember her name.
1294
01:21:47,799 --> 01:21:49,801
The nutjob who sent erotica
to a fairy tale contest.
1295
01:21:51,136 --> 01:21:53,430
But... somehow,
1296
01:21:54,890 --> 01:21:56,349
I feel relieved.
1297
01:21:57,142 --> 01:21:59,603
I always felt like I was being chased...
1298
01:22:00,353 --> 01:22:02,439
What about that publisher guy?
1299
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:04,608
Thatās completely over.
1300
01:22:04,733 --> 01:22:06,860
Everything gets filtered out.
1301
01:22:09,905 --> 01:22:11,281
Welcome!
1302
01:22:11,740 --> 01:22:12,949
Over here!
1303
01:22:14,785 --> 01:22:16,578
- Who is he?
- Who?
1304
01:22:16,995 --> 01:22:19,039
My personal editor, if you will.
1305
01:22:20,457 --> 01:22:22,083
The glass bottle?
1306
01:22:22,459 --> 01:22:24,961
I have so many questions...
1307
01:22:25,086 --> 01:22:27,464
Sure, ask anything you want.
1308
01:22:27,631 --> 01:22:29,216
What could you be curious about?
1309
01:22:29,216 --> 01:22:35,055
You review her stuff every night,
didnāt you have any reactions?
1310
01:22:35,263 --> 01:22:37,974
Well, itās all part of the job for us.
1311
01:22:38,016 --> 01:22:39,017
Right...
1312
01:22:39,309 --> 01:22:41,770
Is Dan-bi not attractive
enough for you?
1313
01:22:41,853 --> 01:22:43,146
No, no, come on.
1314
01:22:43,188 --> 01:22:44,314
Then she is?
1315
01:22:44,856 --> 01:22:46,858
Thatās why heās here,
am I right?
1316
01:22:49,778 --> 01:22:50,737
One moment, sir!
1317
01:22:50,779 --> 01:22:52,656
- You picked the right one.
- Letās sober up.
1318
01:22:52,656 --> 01:22:53,448
Taxi...
1319
01:22:53,782 --> 01:22:57,119
- Careful, careful!
- I got some to say!
1320
01:22:57,160 --> 01:22:58,495
- Careful!
- Dan-bi!
1321
01:22:58,495 --> 01:23:00,413
Hapjeong station,
then Ilsan please!
1322
01:23:00,580 --> 01:23:01,790
Have a safe ride home!
1323
01:23:02,249 --> 01:23:04,918
Make sure to use protection, okay?
1324
01:23:05,127 --> 01:23:06,837
Iām gonna kill you!
1325
01:23:06,962 --> 01:23:08,088
Take good care of Dan-bi!
1326
01:23:08,088 --> 01:23:09,548
- Condom, Condom!
- Okay!
1327
01:23:09,548 --> 01:23:10,549
Go!
1328
01:23:10,549 --> 01:23:11,466
Good night!
1329
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:14,010
Make sure to go to work
in the morning!
1330
01:23:16,721 --> 01:23:20,225
You must have felt awkward
because of my friends...
1331
01:23:20,350 --> 01:23:22,310
Not at all, it was fun.
1332
01:23:22,561 --> 01:23:24,604
Your friends seem really lively.
1333
01:23:26,565 --> 01:23:29,734
Theyāre mischievous,
but theyāre not bad people.
1334
01:23:30,193 --> 01:23:31,111
Sure.
1335
01:23:33,196 --> 01:23:36,032
By the way,
can I ask you something?
1336
01:23:36,032 --> 01:23:36,908
Sure.
1337
01:23:37,325 --> 01:23:39,703
Between āReal Manā and āElevatorā,
1338
01:23:41,037 --> 01:23:43,915
which one did you
honestly like better?
1339
01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:46,918
I liked both of them.
1340
01:23:47,169 --> 01:23:48,587
Come on, be honest.
1341
01:23:48,795 --> 01:23:50,547
Really, I liked both.
1342
01:23:52,632 --> 01:23:54,301
You like everything?
1343
01:23:54,384 --> 01:23:57,220
So thatās why youāre nice
to everyone, huh?
1344
01:23:57,637 --> 01:24:00,765
Iām not nice to just anyone.
1345
01:24:00,765 --> 01:24:01,766
Really?
1346
01:24:04,686 --> 01:24:06,897
So, youāre only nice to me?
1347
01:24:09,941 --> 01:24:11,151
Itās late, Dan-bi.
1348
01:24:11,276 --> 01:24:13,153
- Where are you going?
- Itās really late.
1349
01:24:13,236 --> 01:24:14,863
Youāre only nice to me?
1350
01:24:14,946 --> 01:24:17,199
- So late.
- I didnāt know!
1351
01:24:18,116 --> 01:24:19,743
Letās get going!
1352
01:24:21,745 --> 01:24:23,997
Where are you going?
Why are you running away?
1353
01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:25,749
Itās super late!
1354
01:24:36,259 --> 01:24:37,636
You scared me.
1355
01:24:37,803 --> 01:24:39,304
- Ms. Oh.
- Sir.
1356
01:24:39,346 --> 01:24:43,058
I read āThe Secret Workout
of a Female Writer.ā
1357
01:24:43,058 --> 01:24:43,975
Thank you.
1358
01:24:45,101 --> 01:24:46,478
I know itās about me!
1359
01:24:46,561 --> 01:24:47,813
No, itās not.
1360
01:24:49,022 --> 01:24:50,774
It is my story!
1361
01:24:56,238 --> 01:24:57,531
I said itās not.
1362
01:25:00,075 --> 01:25:01,451
Remove the story!
1363
01:25:01,660 --> 01:25:05,539
If you donāt, Iāll report you.
1364
01:25:10,418 --> 01:25:11,962
How are you going to report me?
1365
01:25:12,629 --> 01:25:17,425
Other women know
those stories are about them.
1366
01:25:18,218 --> 01:25:21,054
But they just shut up
and get lost on their own.
1367
01:25:24,474 --> 01:25:26,017
You should get lost too.
1368
01:25:31,398 --> 01:25:36,319
If you ever get writerās block,
letās work out again.
1369
01:25:37,279 --> 01:25:38,530
Good luck.
1370
01:25:45,829 --> 01:25:47,914
Real Hunting Story
1371
01:25:48,623 --> 01:25:51,543
Wait, this feels wrong.
1372
01:26:11,354 --> 01:26:13,023
Please, read it once
all the way through.
1373
01:26:13,023 --> 01:26:15,192
How many times
do I have to tell you?
1374
01:26:15,192 --> 01:26:17,068
This isnāt a real piece of work!
1375
01:26:17,235 --> 01:26:20,322
This is garbage, you hear me?
1376
01:26:21,114 --> 01:26:22,449
Boss, please give me
one more chance.
1377
01:26:22,449 --> 01:26:24,409
Please, I beg you,
just one more chance!
1378
01:26:24,409 --> 01:26:25,494
Buddy!
1379
01:26:26,036 --> 01:26:28,914
If you donāt get consent
from women,
1380
01:26:28,914 --> 01:26:31,041
and post about a one-night stand!
1381
01:26:31,374 --> 01:26:34,127
That will completely destroy
their dignity...
1382
01:26:34,711 --> 01:26:36,880
Thatās a crime, asshole,
itās a crime!
1383
01:26:37,047 --> 01:26:40,217
Do you think adult literature
is some joke, huh?
1384
01:26:40,884 --> 01:26:43,595
You think itās something
to be taken lightly?
1385
01:26:44,387 --> 01:26:45,680
Rewrite it!
1386
01:27:07,035 --> 01:27:12,791
Dan-bi, Iāve been waiting so long
for your call, Iām dying here.
1387
01:27:16,378 --> 01:27:17,212
Yoon Dan-bi
1388
01:27:19,756 --> 01:27:23,510
So impatient...
1389
01:27:25,053 --> 01:27:26,388
Who is this?
1390
01:27:31,351 --> 01:27:36,398
EroKingās āReal Hunting Storyā
has been #1 for 36 weeks...
1391
01:27:36,731 --> 01:27:39,401
Heās spreading online
that the female characters
1392
01:27:39,526 --> 01:27:42,863
in the story are real.
1393
01:27:43,738 --> 01:27:46,283
Thatās probably the marketing angle...
1394
01:27:46,658 --> 01:27:50,996
Heās exploiting the fact that
itās hard for the victims to report it.
1395
01:27:51,163 --> 01:27:53,707
Tough to come forward,
and even if they do...
1396
01:27:53,915 --> 01:27:56,460
it wonāt be easy to prove...
1397
01:27:57,085 --> 01:28:00,338
Synopsis: The girl with a bag with
'The Adventures of Thomas' sticker...
1398
01:28:02,591 --> 01:28:04,342
That son of a bitch!
1399
01:28:20,233 --> 01:28:21,735
Mr. Hwang.
1400
01:28:22,652 --> 01:28:23,945
What brings you here?
1401
01:28:24,237 --> 01:28:27,574
What the hell did you do to Oh?
1402
01:28:28,909 --> 01:28:31,995
Iām working on my next piece,
wanna hear about it?
1403
01:28:32,454 --> 01:28:35,373
āMs. Y, who works to protect
youths from online porn,ā
1404
01:28:35,540 --> 01:28:37,709
āLeads a double life
as an erotica writer.ā
1405
01:28:37,834 --> 01:28:39,836
āA secret affair with her.ā
1406
01:28:40,629 --> 01:28:44,382
Itās the kind of trashy story
people would love, no?
1407
01:28:48,595 --> 01:28:50,222
Choong-gil!
1408
01:28:53,016 --> 01:28:55,060
Isnāt it me you want?
1409
01:28:55,769 --> 01:28:58,230
So, leave others alone,
you bastard.
1410
01:28:59,981 --> 01:29:01,107
Please.
1411
01:29:01,566 --> 01:29:02,818
Please?
1412
01:29:03,109 --> 01:29:03,985
Yes.
1413
01:29:04,444 --> 01:29:08,615
Is that how someone begs?!
1414
01:29:08,615 --> 01:29:09,658
Goddammit...
1415
01:29:10,909 --> 01:29:15,622
Damn... 1986 Porsche 911...
1416
01:29:17,332 --> 01:29:18,834
At least get down on your knees.
1417
01:29:18,834 --> 01:29:19,793
Shit...
1418
01:29:20,085 --> 01:29:21,545
Freeze!
1419
01:29:25,090 --> 01:29:26,383
Mr. Hwang!
1420
01:29:26,883 --> 01:29:28,426
What are you doing?
1421
01:29:28,426 --> 01:29:30,178
Why are you on your knees?
1422
01:29:30,971 --> 01:29:32,055
Goddammit...
1423
01:29:32,097 --> 01:29:32,848
Are you crying?
1424
01:29:32,931 --> 01:29:33,807
What?
1425
01:29:34,266 --> 01:29:35,517
You cowardly bastard,
1426
01:29:35,642 --> 01:29:38,979
this car is his only pride,
you had to make him cry?
1427
01:29:39,146 --> 01:29:40,689
Hey, whoās crying? Me?
1428
01:29:40,689 --> 01:29:44,484
Is that what you want to do?
Heās almost 70!
1429
01:29:44,484 --> 01:29:45,986
Iām not that old yet.
1430
01:29:46,069 --> 01:29:48,280
Donāt you understand
whatās going on?
1431
01:29:48,947 --> 01:29:50,657
Do you want to ruin your life too?
1432
01:29:51,366 --> 01:29:54,369
Stop being so pathetic
and letās settle this, you and me.
1433
01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:59,332
If I win, take down āReal Hunting Storyā
and disappear forever.
1434
01:29:59,708 --> 01:30:00,750
Forever.
1435
01:30:02,752 --> 01:30:05,130
Why would I?
I have nothing to gain.
1436
01:30:05,714 --> 01:30:10,010
If I lose, Iāll sign with you.
1437
01:30:10,969 --> 01:30:12,053
Ms. Yoon.
1438
01:30:12,721 --> 01:30:14,389
What about my contract?
1439
01:30:15,891 --> 01:30:18,351
80-20, my favor.
1440
01:30:19,186 --> 01:30:19,895
Okay?
1441
01:30:19,895 --> 01:30:21,688
That is not okay, you bastard!
1442
01:30:21,688 --> 01:30:22,606
Okay!
1443
01:30:22,772 --> 01:30:23,940
What?
1444
01:30:34,618 --> 01:30:35,660
Letās cheer her on.
1445
01:30:36,870 --> 01:30:37,996
Her body began to heat up again.
1446
01:30:37,996 --> 01:30:39,080
When she couldnāt hold her desire,
1447
01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:40,332
he finally came in.
1448
01:30:40,999 --> 01:30:42,918
Go, go, youāre doing so well!
1449
01:30:42,918 --> 01:30:44,961
Go, go! Good work!
1450
01:30:52,385 --> 01:30:54,679
And then he slowly approached her
and started taking off her clothes.
1451
01:31:04,606 --> 01:31:07,567
Dang, what was that?
1452
01:31:07,984 --> 01:31:09,069
Dementia?
1453
01:31:09,986 --> 01:31:11,446
Train of thought departed...
1454
01:31:38,682 --> 01:31:40,600
Forbidden Fairytale
1455
01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:42,686
Forbidden... Fairytale.
1456
01:31:43,186 --> 01:31:44,312
How is it?
1457
01:31:45,063 --> 01:31:48,024
You know fairy tales already
have sexual potential, right?
1458
01:31:48,650 --> 01:31:51,444
So, adapt them for adults.
1459
01:31:52,195 --> 01:31:56,283
Cinderella, The Little Mermaid,
characters from those fairy tales
1460
01:31:56,450 --> 01:31:57,951
doing naughty things.
1461
01:31:58,285 --> 01:31:59,703
Itās oddly arousing.
1462
01:31:59,995 --> 01:32:01,246
Itās freaking brilliant.
1463
01:32:01,538 --> 01:32:03,373
Okay, then how about this?
1464
01:32:03,373 --> 01:32:05,750
Cinderella has to go home
by midnight, right?
1465
01:32:05,876 --> 01:32:08,670
I never understood that,
why not just sleep with the prince?
1466
01:32:08,670 --> 01:32:10,088
- She can.
- Exactly.
1467
01:32:10,088 --> 01:32:13,133
Theyāre basically having
a one-night stand after the ball.
1468
01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:14,926
And if you meet a hottie
at the club,
1469
01:32:15,010 --> 01:32:16,511
you just leave because itās midnight?
1470
01:32:16,511 --> 01:32:18,346
If the magic wears off?
She turns into a pauper.
1471
01:32:18,388 --> 01:32:19,681
Sheās already naked,
so what does it matter?
1472
01:32:19,681 --> 01:32:21,892
The prince wouldnāt care
about that, right?
1473
01:32:22,642 --> 01:32:23,560
What?
1474
01:32:24,144 --> 01:32:25,353
Then how about this?
1475
01:32:25,353 --> 01:32:28,356
Snow White gets revived
by the prince
1476
01:32:28,356 --> 01:32:30,275
and is brought back to the castle.
1477
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:32,152
Thatās where the fairy tale ends.
1478
01:32:32,486 --> 01:32:35,655
But my story shows
what happens afterward.
1479
01:32:38,074 --> 01:32:40,243
Afterward?
1480
01:32:40,452 --> 01:32:42,788
The story begins in the courtroom.
1481
01:32:43,121 --> 01:32:47,334
Snow White and the eldest dwarf
have an affair, so theyāre on trial.
1482
01:32:47,501 --> 01:32:49,044
Kill them, kill them!
1483
01:32:49,795 --> 01:32:50,378
Heās so handsome!
1484
01:32:50,378 --> 01:32:51,379
So dreamy...
1485
01:32:51,505 --> 01:32:52,881
Hold on a second!
1486
01:32:53,215 --> 01:32:55,675
Itās true this guy liked me...
1487
01:32:55,759 --> 01:32:58,970
but I really wasnāt interested
in him at all!
1488
01:32:59,221 --> 01:33:02,641
I only have the prince!
Please believe me!
1489
01:33:03,642 --> 01:33:05,644
Buddy, tell them!
1490
01:33:07,312 --> 01:33:11,983
How could I ever forget the day
I learned about love?
1491
01:33:12,651 --> 01:33:14,402
What are you talking about?
1492
01:33:14,903 --> 01:33:18,323
The princess was happy
after coming to this castle.
1493
01:33:18,949 --> 01:33:24,204
I felt my job here was done,
so I packed my things to leave,
1494
01:33:24,830 --> 01:33:26,665
but then, a gust of wind
blew out the candle,
1495
01:33:26,665 --> 01:33:29,751
and suddenly, I was grabbed
from behind!
1496
01:33:29,751 --> 01:33:31,086
Oh my, oh my!
1497
01:33:31,211 --> 01:33:33,213
When did I ever do that?
1498
01:33:33,213 --> 01:33:39,427
They explored every inch of my body
1499
01:33:39,678 --> 01:33:43,431
with their tongue and hands,
as if they knew men so well,
1500
01:33:43,431 --> 01:33:45,308
and it felt too good to resist...
1501
01:33:45,433 --> 01:33:46,309
I did?
1502
01:33:46,768 --> 01:33:50,438
The tongue inside the mouth
is hot, right?
1503
01:33:50,605 --> 01:33:52,899
With that hot tongue, from my back...
1504
01:33:52,941 --> 01:33:55,152
licking like this,
1505
01:33:55,277 --> 01:33:57,988
downward, downward, continuously...
1506
01:33:58,238 --> 01:34:02,117
it grazed my chest,
sliding downwards...
1507
01:34:02,117 --> 01:34:08,123
until finally, it circled around
my belly button, one and a half times...
1508
01:34:08,290 --> 01:34:09,958
So embarrassing...
1509
01:34:10,208 --> 01:34:12,752
Then their hands slipped
into my pants!
1510
01:34:13,628 --> 01:34:15,547
And grabbed...
1511
01:34:16,590 --> 01:34:17,966
my...
1512
01:34:18,216 --> 01:34:20,010
- Your...
- Your...
1513
01:34:22,012 --> 01:34:23,555
- Pe...
- Pe-what?
1514
01:34:24,347 --> 01:34:25,640
Nis...
1515
01:34:26,266 --> 01:34:28,727
Shut up! When did I?!
1516
01:34:29,186 --> 01:34:31,062
- You shut up!
- You stay out of it!
1517
01:34:31,062 --> 01:34:32,689
Canāt we just kill her first?
1518
01:34:32,689 --> 01:34:34,191
Yeah, let him finish!
1519
01:34:34,316 --> 01:34:35,901
The one I love...
1520
01:34:37,611 --> 01:34:39,279
is not Snow White.
1521
01:34:39,321 --> 01:34:40,489
- What?
- Huh?
1522
01:34:44,075 --> 01:34:45,702
Please be happy.
1523
01:34:48,663 --> 01:34:49,790
Iāll head up first.
1524
01:34:54,044 --> 01:34:55,462
Brother, Iām here!
1525
01:34:55,754 --> 01:34:57,005
Brother!
1526
01:35:01,092 --> 01:35:02,427
Brother!
1527
01:35:03,053 --> 01:35:05,847
Heās handsome too,
both brothers are so hot!
1528
01:35:13,563 --> 01:35:16,775
So, the younger brother
framed him to get killed.
1529
01:35:17,067 --> 01:35:20,195
Itās like you twisted a mystery
1530
01:35:20,403 --> 01:35:22,697
with a gay element.
1531
01:35:24,616 --> 01:35:25,742
I want to read the next one.
1532
01:35:25,909 --> 01:35:26,785
You do?
1533
01:35:26,785 --> 01:35:31,498
A lot of women are into erotica,
so, the gay twist will work.
1534
01:35:31,748 --> 01:35:35,710
I wasnāt going hard on
the gay story, itās a love story.
1535
01:35:35,877 --> 01:35:36,545
Love?
1536
01:35:36,545 --> 01:35:37,212
Yes.
1537
01:35:37,337 --> 01:35:40,924
You two have been together
a lot lately.
1538
01:35:40,924 --> 01:35:42,300
Sticky like glue.
1539
01:35:43,677 --> 01:35:46,930
Whatās wrong with sticking together?
1540
01:35:54,521 --> 01:35:56,064
Oops, sorry.
1541
01:36:27,846 --> 01:36:28,847
What?
1542
01:36:33,185 --> 01:36:35,228
Fitness for Your Health
1543
01:36:36,521 --> 01:36:37,898
What is it?
1544
01:36:39,399 --> 01:36:40,275
Dan-bi!
1545
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:41,401
Dan-bi?
1546
01:36:58,710 --> 01:37:01,129
What is wrong with me?
1547
01:37:31,326 --> 01:37:34,746
My #1 says hello...
1548
01:37:36,915 --> 01:37:38,500
I guess youāve recovered.
1549
01:37:48,093 --> 01:37:50,345
Mr. Hwang!
Ms. Yoonās piece is up!
1550
01:37:53,640 --> 01:37:56,309
āThe Prince and the Seven Dwarfsā?
1551
01:37:56,977 --> 01:37:59,271
Watched without much expectation...
but wow. Super fun. LOL
1552
01:37:59,646 --> 01:38:02,107
Delivery, story, characters,
and twists-all top-notch
1553
01:38:04,151 --> 01:38:06,653
āThe Prince and the Seven Dwarfsā?
1554
01:38:07,863 --> 01:38:09,823
So tacky, gosh...
1555
01:38:14,619 --> 01:38:15,829
Insane...
1556
01:38:16,204 --> 01:38:17,497
This is insane!
1557
01:38:17,706 --> 01:38:18,915
End of Episode 1
1558
01:38:19,082 --> 01:38:21,042
Next episode...
1559
01:38:22,085 --> 01:38:23,253
50 cents...
1560
01:38:25,714 --> 01:38:26,673
Look at that!
1561
01:38:26,673 --> 01:38:27,716
The Prince and the Seven Dwarfs
1562
01:38:27,716 --> 01:38:29,259
Dan-bi just hit a jackpot!
1563
01:38:29,468 --> 01:38:31,553
Rapid Rise in Popularity
1564
01:38:39,144 --> 01:38:41,146
To celebrate Dan-biās return,
1565
01:38:41,146 --> 01:38:43,607
and to commemorate
unity of our team,
1566
01:38:43,690 --> 01:38:45,525
letās work hard, eat well,
and drink hard too!
1567
01:38:45,525 --> 01:38:47,861
After work, letās have grilled eel--
1568
01:38:47,861 --> 01:38:52,324
Sir, something weird
got posted on the board.
1569
01:38:52,324 --> 01:38:54,367
If you donāt want to go,
just say so.
1570
01:38:54,367 --> 01:38:56,036
- Itās not that...
- What is it?
1571
01:38:57,204 --> 01:38:59,164
The double life of Ms. Yoon
from the Youth Protection team!
1572
01:38:59,247 --> 01:39:01,249
It says āMs. Yoon,ā
so, Yoon Dan-bi?
1573
01:39:01,958 --> 01:39:02,709
Pardon?
1574
01:39:02,793 --> 01:39:04,044
Take a look at this.
1575
01:39:04,127 --> 01:39:06,213
A weird claim was
posted on our board.
1576
01:39:09,591 --> 01:39:11,468
Whatās this all about?
1577
01:39:17,224 --> 01:39:19,059
This is Youth Protection team.
1578
01:39:19,392 --> 01:39:20,477
Newspaper?
1579
01:39:21,228 --> 01:39:22,896
Ms. Yoon Dan-bi?
1580
01:39:23,021 --> 01:39:24,105
That hasnāt been confirmed yet...
1581
01:39:24,105 --> 01:39:25,774
Youth Protection team.
1582
01:39:26,024 --> 01:39:26,900
The bulletin board?
1583
01:39:27,108 --> 01:39:28,235
Thatās not possible.
1584
01:39:29,110 --> 01:39:30,070
Hello?
1585
01:39:30,237 --> 01:39:32,906
Did you just swear at me?
1586
01:39:33,615 --> 01:39:35,534
Iām hanging up, you punk!
1587
01:39:35,534 --> 01:39:36,576
Dan-bi!
1588
01:39:36,576 --> 01:39:37,494
Hey!
1589
01:39:38,078 --> 01:39:40,080
Why arenāt they answering
your phone quickly?
1590
01:39:40,122 --> 01:39:41,832
Are you heading to EroKing?
1591
01:39:41,832 --> 01:39:42,374
Yes.
1592
01:39:42,374 --> 01:39:43,667
- Iāll come with you!
- Okay!
1593
01:39:43,667 --> 01:39:44,501
What?
1594
01:39:50,715 --> 01:39:53,718
Listen, Iāll go and talk
to that bastard myself,
1595
01:39:53,844 --> 01:39:55,971
so donāt get all worked up
and get caught up-
1596
01:39:56,054 --> 01:39:58,014
- Ms. Yoon! Hey!
- Dan-bi! Dammit!
1597
01:39:58,348 --> 01:39:59,683
Where are you going?!
1598
01:40:00,142 --> 01:40:01,184
Dan-bi!
1599
01:40:01,852 --> 01:40:03,019
Heās running away!
1600
01:40:03,186 --> 01:40:04,688
Where do you think youāre going?
1601
01:40:05,605 --> 01:40:08,275
EroKing, you punk!
1602
01:40:11,862 --> 01:40:13,071
Are you okay?!
1603
01:40:16,908 --> 01:40:18,201
Mr. Hwang!
1604
01:40:19,202 --> 01:40:20,454
Oh no...
1605
01:40:21,580 --> 01:40:22,706
Shit, no airbag...
1606
01:40:22,706 --> 01:40:23,498
Sir, are you okay?
1607
01:40:23,498 --> 01:40:24,499
Are you hurt?
1608
01:40:24,791 --> 01:40:25,542
I got him at least.
1609
01:40:25,542 --> 01:40:26,293
Oh no...
1610
01:40:26,293 --> 01:40:27,669
Are you insane?!
1611
01:40:27,669 --> 01:40:30,255
You deserve it, you lowlife.
1612
01:40:31,047 --> 01:40:32,841
Youāre all screwed now.
1613
01:40:33,300 --> 01:40:34,176
Shit...
1614
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:51,610
Chicken shit.
1615
01:40:53,111 --> 01:40:55,030
What a moron!
1616
01:40:57,073 --> 01:40:58,658
You crazy bitch!
1617
01:40:58,784 --> 01:40:59,618
Hey!
1618
01:40:59,993 --> 01:41:01,912
You son of a bitch!
1619
01:41:08,585 --> 01:41:09,669
Dumbass.
1620
01:41:09,836 --> 01:41:10,545
Buddy!
1621
01:41:15,759 --> 01:41:17,677
Donāt look down on erotica.
1622
01:41:18,428 --> 01:41:20,514
Get your shit together, asshole.
1623
01:41:24,976 --> 01:41:26,937
The Secret Double Life of
a Harmful Content Regulator
1624
01:41:27,062 --> 01:41:28,688
Audit Committee Chairman
1625
01:41:28,772 --> 01:41:29,815
Mr. Han.
1626
01:41:29,940 --> 01:41:33,151
This is more than enough
for her dismissal.
1627
01:41:33,652 --> 01:41:35,278
What exactly is the problem?
1628
01:41:35,403 --> 01:41:37,364
Canāt a government employee
write a novel?
1629
01:41:37,531 --> 01:41:39,616
It depends on the type of novel.
1630
01:41:39,741 --> 01:41:42,077
How can a government official
write such trash...
1631
01:41:43,578 --> 01:41:45,580
Excuse me, I have a question.
1632
01:41:47,749 --> 01:41:51,670
Is it a problem to write
fairy tales after work?
1633
01:41:52,504 --> 01:41:54,172
No, and what of it?
1634
01:41:54,172 --> 01:41:58,552
Then why is writing erotica
after work a problem?
1635
01:41:58,635 --> 01:42:01,096
I already explained, didnāt I?
1636
01:42:01,096 --> 01:42:04,724
Writing such inappropriate content
tarnishes the honor of public servants,
1637
01:42:04,808 --> 01:42:07,018
and a reason for dismissal!
1638
01:42:07,018 --> 01:42:11,898
For humanityās evolution and reproduction,
itās adult romance thatās important,
1639
01:42:12,023 --> 01:42:14,359
not childrenās books!
1640
01:42:14,442 --> 01:42:15,986
What the hell is he saying?
1641
01:42:15,986 --> 01:42:17,612
Thatās a strange point.
1642
01:42:17,821 --> 01:42:20,907
What are the criteria for
a masterpiece and trash?
1643
01:42:20,907 --> 01:42:21,616
Could you two leave?
1644
01:42:21,616 --> 01:42:24,870
If itās cathartic,
itās a masterpiece,
1645
01:42:24,995 --> 01:42:25,829
and if it gets you wet, itās trash?
1646
01:42:25,829 --> 01:42:27,414
Anyone outside?
Come in here!
1647
01:42:27,414 --> 01:42:29,374
- Escort them both out!
- Why me, too?
1648
01:42:29,374 --> 01:42:30,083
Donāt touch me!
1649
01:42:30,083 --> 01:42:34,421
How could you not know the basics
of evolution and reproduction?
1650
01:42:34,421 --> 01:42:36,089
Then should we ban
violent novels, too?
1651
01:42:36,089 --> 01:42:38,049
No novels with thieves
or scammers?!
1652
01:42:38,049 --> 01:42:38,967
Get out!
1653
01:42:38,967 --> 01:42:40,302
Should we ban novels
with scammers and thieves?!
1654
01:42:40,302 --> 01:42:41,261
Christ...
1655
01:42:41,428 --> 01:42:44,556
Then just ban all kinds of novels!
1656
01:42:47,392 --> 01:42:49,227
Ms. Yoon Dan-bi.
1657
01:42:50,020 --> 01:42:50,979
Yes, sir?
1658
01:42:51,396 --> 01:42:54,191
You know what you did wrong,
donāt you?
1659
01:42:54,941 --> 01:42:59,362
For your bossā sake,
youāll get a 3-month suspension,
1660
01:42:59,362 --> 01:43:00,864
so, stay quiet and
behave at home, okay?
1661
01:43:01,072 --> 01:43:03,074
This is your only chance.
1662
01:43:03,116 --> 01:43:06,328
Where do you get off, as a woman,
writing such indecent filth,
1663
01:43:06,328 --> 01:43:08,205
lowering the dignity of us all...
1664
01:43:09,623 --> 01:43:10,791
Mr. Chairman.
1665
01:43:11,374 --> 01:43:14,085
Before you talk about
the dignity of public servants,
1666
01:43:15,086 --> 01:43:18,423
you should consider
the basic integrity first.
1667
01:43:19,549 --> 01:43:20,467
I...
1668
01:43:22,594 --> 01:43:24,262
will resign.
1669
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:31,812
Keep your emotions in check.
1670
01:43:31,812 --> 01:43:33,355
I said my piece.
1671
01:43:35,273 --> 01:43:36,149
Are you okay?
1672
01:43:36,149 --> 01:43:37,651
How did it go?
1673
01:43:37,651 --> 01:43:40,612
Iām done with this double life.
1674
01:43:40,821 --> 01:43:42,364
Then what will you do?
1675
01:43:42,614 --> 01:43:45,158
Well... something fun.
1676
01:43:45,283 --> 01:43:46,493
Dan-bi...
1677
01:43:46,993 --> 01:43:50,163
Iām gonna start doing
what I want to do,
1678
01:43:50,497 --> 01:43:52,290
and be honest to myself.
1679
01:44:25,073 --> 01:44:27,951
Oh Choong-gil, known as āEroKing,ā
has been arrested on charges
1680
01:44:28,034 --> 01:44:30,495
of illegally filming women,
1681
01:44:30,495 --> 01:44:32,664
and all of his writings
have been taken down.
1682
01:45:24,758 --> 01:45:28,178
Park Ji-hyun
1683
01:45:28,678 --> 01:45:31,973
Choi Si-won
1684
01:45:32,682 --> 01:45:36,061
Sung Dong-il
1685
01:45:36,770 --> 01:45:40,106
Directed by Lee Jong-suk
1686
01:46:04,422 --> 01:46:05,173
What do you think?
1687
01:46:06,091 --> 01:46:09,803
What we want is... you know...
1688
01:46:10,971 --> 01:46:13,098
That sticky, sultry vibe.
1689
01:46:13,348 --> 01:46:15,225
Thatās missing from this.
1690
01:46:15,392 --> 01:46:19,437
Then why donāt you teach me?
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