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♪ Who put the
"glad" in Gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Cassandra, my
little cherry blossom,
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I give you... The inner me.
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What are these?
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My baby teeth!
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Look at those widdy
biddy little incisors, huh?
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Aah!
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Hey, whoop, doop, no, careful!
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What if the tooth
nymph's nearby? Eww.
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Good morning, class,
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and a glorious morning it is.
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Ahh, sweet air. Intoxicating.
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What's with him?
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Today, my budding inventists,
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we begin on the chopulator.
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This device will easily reduce
any object into much smaller bits.
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It mixes, minces, dices, slices.
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Its practical applications in
the kitchen alone are limitless.
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Ahh, isn't that a
beautiful sound?
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It reminds me of a
poem I wrote last night.
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She is the fulcrum to my lever,
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The axle to my wheel,
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the pull to my pulley.
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Her love is the steam
engine of mine soul,
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the fire to mine boiler,
the tender to mine furnace.
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What was with your dad today?
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He's usually all...
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"Absent minds
equal absent fingers."
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- But today...
- Giving us a poetry assignment?
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Oh, that's just part of his
interdisciplinary approach to teaching.
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Ahh, that explains a lot.
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Ho ho, should have known.
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The giddiness, the humming.
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What? What are you
guys talking about?
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Daedalus is is love.
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Love is a strong word,
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but he does have a healthy
respect for his career.
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Not with his
career, with a lady.
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Uh! What? What lady?
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Miss Thespis? No...
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She's just his companion
for slow dances,
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moonlit walks, and
candlelight dinners.
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Not a girlfriend.
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Then how do you explain that?
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Miss Thespis, my steam engine,
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I give you the inner me!
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Oh, a baby-teeth necklace.
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Sweet Apollo on
a flaming chariot!
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They're in love!
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Hey, Icarus, are you OK?
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Cassandra, a little
resuscitation here.
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He'll live.
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What is my Dadalus doing?
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This is gonna break
my mom's heart.
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Mmm, Icarus, haven't your
parents been divorced for years?
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Look, just because they
moved into separate homes,
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live separate lives, and went
through some legal hoo-haa,
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doesn't mean that they
don't love each other.
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So you don't acknowledge or
accept your parents' divorce?
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Poor Momalus,
I have to tell her.
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Better she hear it from me
than out there on the streets.
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Hercules, talk to him.
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Um, Icarus, is it possible
you're overreacting... Just a bit?
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I mean, Miss
Thespis is very nice.
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Uh! Ohh! Taking the
home wrecker's side?
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Oh, and you call
yourself friends.
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You make me sick!
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Well, I'm through
with you, turncoats!
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Herc, uh, my mom
lives all the way in Ithaca.
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I don't suppose you could
give me a ride on your Horsy?
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Heh, sure.
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Your mom owns this?
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Yeah.
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She's a mover and a shaker.
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Yoo hoo, Momalus!
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Is that my baby boy?
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My sweet icky?
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Oh, jeez, Ma, you look great.
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Flatterer.
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You must be hercules.
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Icarus has told
me all about you.
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He says you're a big hero.
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Oh, well, you know,
hero-in-training.
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Keep with it. Maybe someday
we'll put you on a vase.
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I started this
business from scratch.
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Back then, I ran
it out of my house,
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made all the pottery myself.
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Now I own six factories
all over Greece.
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Of course, I couldn't have
done it without my little Icky.
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Heh heh. He works
for me every summer.
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Inspector 42 at
your service. Ha ha.
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So, what brings my
Icky all the way to Ithaca?
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Oh, well, I was just...
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There's something you
wanna tell me, right?
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I can't. I just can't.
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Herc, be a dear.
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Uh, Daedalus is dating someone.
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Aah!
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It stabs me like a knife!
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Be strong, Momalus.
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Daedalus? Dating?
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Finally! Ha ha!
Tell me everything.
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Maybe you're being a
little too strong, Momalus.
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I thought he'd
never find anyone.
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Your father's a genius
with everything but women.
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What? Well, but doesn't
it stab you like a knife?
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Ohh... Aw, sweetie,
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I know it can't be easy
seeing your parents apart,
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but sometimes two people
just can't make it together.
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Your Dadalus loves you.
Your Momalus loves you.
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You're very lucky.
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Give your father a
chance for happiness.
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He deserves it.
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Well, she took that pretty well.
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That Miss Thespis!
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She's not gonna
get away with this.
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She can't take my
daddy away from me.
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Oh, wait. OK, so this has
nothing to do with your mom.
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You're afraid Miss Thespis
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will come between
you and your father.
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- You're jealous.
- Jealous? Ha ha!
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That's a laugh...
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And don't accuse me of
some evil, diabolical plan
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to get rid of Miss Thespis.
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Evil, diabolical plan?
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Did I jump ahead?
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Icarus, you're not gonna do
something stupid, are you?
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Why, no!
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Hey, you're laughing evilly.
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Oh, I mean, ah ha ha ha. Better?
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I'm the happiest man alive.
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Me, too.
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I mean, the happiest
woman, not the...
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Oh, you know what I'm saying.
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Hey... get out, Miss Thespis!
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Dadalus... Feel free to stay!
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Ooh!
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Oww!
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Charley horse! Ow, man!
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Icarus!
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I can explain.
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Oh! Oh, Icarus,
That was the most...
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Brilliant bit of theater
I have ever seen.
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The mood was so authentic.
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Oh, go on.
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Ya don't think the
ghost flying around part
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was, uh, over the top, do ya?
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Oh, no! It... It was
completely believable.
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Uh, at least until the cramp.
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What you really need
is a little dance training.
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Watch.
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And ta-da!
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We call it en-dehors.
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It's all in the legs.
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Teach me, teach me, teach me!
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Hmm. Tell you what.
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I'll teach you a few dance moves
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if you help me direct
the next school play.
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Me? A director?
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Yes, it's the chance
I've dreamed of.
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Yes, it'll be nice
to work together,
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especially now that
we're going to be a family.
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You are so right. With
my talent and your...
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Uh! Family?
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That's right. I
proposed this evening.
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Thespis and I are to be married.
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Aah!
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Icarus, you can't
stay in there forever.
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Yes, I can!
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I'm not coming out,
and you can't make me!
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Oh, crud!
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It's not the end of the world.
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Oh, it's not?
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Well, thanks!
Easy for you to say.
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You haven't lost your family!
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Well, you know, you're
not losing your family.
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It's... it's just
getting bigger.
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Oh, OK, look, all I want is
a Dadalus and a Momalus.
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Hey, you'll have that and more.
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Between gods and
mortals, I've got four parents.
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Oh, Herc, what I'd do for a
simple solution out of this mess.
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Hey, Pandora,
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do ya own anything
that isn't jammed
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with all the miseries
that torment mankind?
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Eh, not really. It's my thing.
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Hey, wait a minute. That's it!
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Hey, you're
laughing evilly again!
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Oh, right. I meant,
ah ha ha. Better?
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Get back.
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Get back and stay back!
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Pandora, hi!
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Look, sorry if I
seemed rude earlier,
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pressure at home, you know.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. Ya know what?
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I know next to nothing about ya.
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And doggone it, I'm curious.
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So I'm curious. I
couldn't help myself.
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I saw the box. I opened the box.
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How was I to know it would
unleash misery on the world?
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Ho, easy there. I hear ya.
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Bit of a nosy rosy myself.
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For example, oh, say...
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The janitor's closet,
what's in there?
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What exotic
secrets does it hold?
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How about you, Pandora?
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Ever wonder about
the janitor's closet?
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- No, I don't wonder, ever.
- Oh, come on.
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You never wonder
what's behind the door?
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Mops and buckets? Maybe.
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Or maybe, just maybe,
there's something more.
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Something enticing.
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I know you, Pandora.
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You can't stand the curiosity.
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It's like an itch ya
have to scratch!
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You must know
what's behind the door!
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Yes! Oh, yes, I must know!
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Hey, Icarus,
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There's nothing in here
but mops and buckets.
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Like candy from a baby, baby.
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Pandora's lunch
box is mine, all mine!
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Icarus, you are handling
this really, really well.
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Yeah, if I wasn't having
constant visions of disaster,
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I'd say you've
come to accept it.
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Oh, pish posh. No
doom lies ahead.
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Everything's gonna be perfect.
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Icarus...
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Help me with this
confounded clasp.
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Sure, Dadalus.
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Son, I'm a little concerned.
256
00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,959
You've seemed less than
enthused about Miss Thespis.
257
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:49,959
Well, if you're referring
258
00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:52,333
to the ghost incident, relax.
259
00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:55,709
That was just the sad
prank of a confused boy.
260
00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:56,834
I'm over it.
261
00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,083
Splendid. We shall
make one happy family.
262
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:05,041
Yes... one... Happy... family!
263
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,625
Uh, son, that's a little tight.
264
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:09,542
Uh, whoops! Sorry,
Dadalus. That's me.
265
00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:14,041
Aphrodite's here.
266
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:19,208
♪ Aphrodite,
Aphrodite, Aphrodite ♪
267
00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:21,250
♪ The goddess of love ♪
268
00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,041
Whew! Uhh!
269
00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,375
But it is so clammy in there.
270
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,291
I would love to lose the shell,
271
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:30,250
but, ya know, people always
want it for weddings and la-la.
272
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,041
Hi. So, look at you.
273
00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:35,333
I'm guessing, what,
bride and groom?
274
00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:36,834
OK, come here.
275
00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:38,333
Now, when I ask "will you?"
276
00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:39,417
You say, "I will."
277
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,542
I ask, "do you?"
You say, "I do."
278
00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,125
I just keep it easy
because, ya know,
279
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,309
people in love have a hard time
280
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,250
following very
complicated directions.
281
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,250
So, all right,
well, let's get to it.
282
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,834
- Icarus?
- Uhh!
283
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:52,917
I just want you to know,
284
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:56,041
I am so honored to
be a part of your family.
285
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:59,208
You and your father
mean the world to me.
286
00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,208
Oh, uh... OK.
287
00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:02,667
Uh... yeah.
288
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:07,792
Hmm... Stick with
the original evil plan
289
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:11,458
or accept this new
wrinkle in my life?
290
00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:15,417
Hmm? Uh, uh, carry
the two... Evil plan.
291
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:20,583
OK, did that. Did that. Went
well. Did that. Hmm. Hmm.
292
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,917
Well, I guess... oh, no,
the ring! Oh, got one?
293
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,375
Right here! Miss
Thespis, this is for you.
294
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,667
Oh! Oh! Oh!
295
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,375
Ha ha!
296
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:38,959
Icarus, what are you doing?
297
00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:43,083
I'm untying this
nuptial knot, baby!
298
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:49,166
Fly, my miseries, fly!
299
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,834
Miseries? Oh, no.
300
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:53,667
Yeah, I have heard
about these guys.
301
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,875
Yes, yeah, OK. Each
one is a different...
302
00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,458
You know, well, miserable thing.
303
00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,375
Ooh, yeah, mm-hmm, there's
gossip. Actually, kinda fun.
304
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,834
Did you hear Mrs.
Pygmalion is made of clay?
305
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,750
It's true, every word.
306
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:12,333
Ooh, that's greed. Yuck!
307
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:16,041
And, oof... whoa!
Bad breath! Oof!
308
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,458
OK, yeah, I'm up to speed,
but how do we stop them?
309
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:21,000
We? Excuse me,
I'm the love goddess.
310
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,542
You're the hero-in-training.
311
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,458
Unh! OK, how do I stop them?
312
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:28,208
I dunno, the lunch
box thingy worked OK.
313
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,000
After I take care of this,
314
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,959
we are going to
have a serious talk.
315
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,375
Oh, yeah, sure.
316
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,834
He spends his time
with the other miseries.
317
00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,709
Come back here!
318
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,917
Uh-oh. Better lay low.
319
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,709
I think that's all of them.
320
00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:57,667
OK, let me guess.
321
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,917
Somebody is having
acceptance issues.
322
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,583
She's trying to steal you
away from me, Dadalus!
323
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:05,333
Kissy, kiss, kiss, and
Icarus is out of the picture!
324
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:08,458
No. Oh, Icarus. It's
not that way at all.
325
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:09,834
I... I promise.
326
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,458
Icarus, you sound
like a crazy person.
327
00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:15,083
I know I say that a lot,
but this time I mean it.
328
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,166
You always mean it.
329
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,417
OK, but this time
I mean it mean it.
330
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,208
I know your kind,
missy Miss Thespis.
331
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,875
You are a gold digger!
332
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:26,208
Jumping the claim
I have on my pa!
333
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:29,458
OK, I hate to interrupt
such an immature tirade,
334
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,667
but that there is
kind of worrying me.
335
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:36,417
That? Jealousy, please. I
have a name. Let's use it!
336
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,417
Hey, look, Icarus, I'm
behind you 100%, bro.
337
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,041
I listen, I don't judge.
Just go on, please.
338
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,291
Well, what is it that
makes a person think
339
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:48,417
that they can just horn in on
an already perfect family unit?
340
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,875
It's a sickness, what can I say.
341
00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:53,542
Ooh, boy. Ooh, jealousy's
feeding on his emotions.
342
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,625
And the way Icarus is going,
that thing is gonna bloat.
343
00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:57,625
I'll stop him.
344
00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:00,917
I mean, why do we need her?
345
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,792
We were perfectly happy
before she came along.
346
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:04,959
Aah!
347
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,393
What, are you kidding me?
She's taking your dad away!
348
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:07,500
Yes, sir.
349
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:11,625
That's what I'm saying.
Sing it loud, sing it proud.
350
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,959
Icarus! Can't you see?
He's feeding off you.
351
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,959
Oh, please!
352
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,750
All I see is everyone
turning against me
353
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,250
and turning towards her.
354
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:24,500
Everybody except my new
bestest buddy, jealousy.
355
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:29,250
And as far as feeding
off me, well, that's fine!
356
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,542
'Cause I'd rather... aah!
357
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,000
Sweet Apollo on
a flaming chariot!
358
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,375
Icarus has been
consumed by jealousy.
359
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,917
Not bad. Uh, a little Icky.
360
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,959
Wait a minute. He
was the best man, right?
361
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:56,667
Oh, fine! Now who's
going to give the toast?
362
00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:00,000
Hey! Let me out of here!
363
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,291
Icarus, remain calm!
364
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:06,625
Yes, your father
and I will get you out.
365
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,166
Oh, well, on second thought...
366
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,041
I like it in here!
367
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:13,542
Oh, it's humid,
sure, but I like it!
368
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:19,625
I'm not coming out until
Miss Thespis leaves... forever!
369
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,709
Can you talk some
sense into him?
370
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,333
I'm a demi-god,
not a miracle worker.
371
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:26,709
I'd better go in after him.
372
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,500
Wait. You're
going into that guy?
373
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,625
Gross.
374
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,125
I shall accompany you.
375
00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,125
Me, too.
376
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:34,208
You'd better hurry.
377
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,917
If jealousy completely
consumes Icarus,
378
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,208
he'll be lost forever.
379
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,291
Uh, define completely.
380
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,208
Well, once he
reaches the stomach,
381
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,291
it's, ya know... eww.
382
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,083
Right. Cassandra, you stay here
383
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,959
and keep jealousy occupied.
384
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,250
Open up!
385
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,834
Oh, no, come on. I'm
full. I couldn't eat another...
386
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:52,166
Ow!
387
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,667
Hey, come on. I'm jealousy.
388
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,542
Come on, gluttony is over at
the echo/narcissus wedding.
389
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,333
All right. Occupy him.
390
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,792
Hey.
391
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:04,959
Uh, hey.
392
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,625
So, uh, you, uh, you
a friend of the, uh,
393
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,083
the bride or the...
or the groom?
394
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,125
After this? Neither.
395
00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,667
Heh heh. Yeah, cool.
396
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:17,000
Son, move away
from the esophagus.
397
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:21,250
Well, if it isn't little miss
take-my- daddy-away-from-me.
398
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,959
Icarus, your father loves me,
399
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,792
but I could never,
ever replace you.
400
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:30,083
Oh, but that won't stop
you from trying, will it, sister?
401
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:31,917
Unh!
402
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,542
Icarus, get off the uvula!
403
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:38,542
I'll get off the uvula
when she... Aah!
404
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:39,625
Icarus!
405
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,375
You OK?
406
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,709
Yeah, yeah, it's... I'm fine.
407
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:44,976
It's just... OH, that's
gonna repeat on me.
408
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Yeah, I'm cool. So, go on.
409
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,792
Oh, yes, anyway, so, like,
410
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,685
people are always confusing
me with... With envy.
411
00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:51,333
I mean, sometimes
I just wanna shout,
412
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,667
ya know, "People, you're
envious of what someone has!"
413
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,166
You're jealous of a
rival!" is that so hard?
414
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,166
Unh! Not unless
you're a bonehead.
415
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,083
Thank you! Thank you!
416
00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:03,041
Somebody finally grasps the...
417
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,458
Are you sure you're all right?
418
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,166
Yeah, it's, uh,
just someone I ate.
419
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,417
Go on, what were you saying?
420
00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:10,125
Help!
421
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,333
Hang on, buddy.
We're coming to get ya!
422
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:15,583
This should allow for
maximum dynamic efficiency
423
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:18,458
and a good flossing
for the monster.
424
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:22,542
Going up?
425
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,834
Oh, buddy.
426
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:24,917
OK, I got him.
427
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,166
- Embarrassed?
- No.
428
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,417
- Should be.
- Well, I'm not.
429
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,417
Well, ya should.
430
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,917
Well, I'm not.
431
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:34,125
Icarus! You are returned to
me in a healthful condition.
432
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,625
Icarus, say you're
sorry to Miss Thespis.
433
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,333
For what? Did I
steal her family?
434
00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:43,667
Oh, Icarus, it's
not like that, honey.
435
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,500
Don't call me honey!
And another thing...
436
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:50,041
Whoa! What's going on out there?
437
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,500
Good thinking. Yeah,
this'll keep him occupied.
438
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:02,917
Not again!
439
00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:04,709
Aah!
440
00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:07,583
I don't wanna digest!
441
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,041
Oof!
442
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,625
En-dehors. It's all in the legs.
443
00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:15,542
Wow. You saved me.
444
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,250
I mean, you could've
had Dadalus all to yourself.
445
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,208
I was almost out of the picture.
446
00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,185
Eey!
447
00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:24,959
Oh, Icarus, I don't want
you out of the picture.
448
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,458
I want to be in the
picture with you.
449
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:31,500
Whew! That was a close one.
450
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,959
No, Herc, I was
never in any danger.
451
00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:40,375
Because my new step-Momalus
was looking out for me!
452
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,417
I never thought I'd say
this about a monster, but...
453
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,000
Shh. Ya don't have to say it.
454
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,208
I feel it, too. Ya
know, I... ow!
455
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,000
Go, guys!
456
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:05,583
Ya know, you guys really
have a lousy sense of timing.
457
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:09,083
Wait, wait, you're all
growing. You, oh, oh, great.
458
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,166
Guess he's got
nothing to feed on, huh?
459
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,375
Someone lost all their
jealousy, didn't they?
460
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:16,625
Uh-huh. I'm 100% jealousy free.
461
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,375
All right, into the box.
462
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:21,125
Hang on a second.
I'd like a little closure.
463
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:26,250
So, uh... So, uh, so,
I'll see you around, huh?
464
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:29,083
Actually, I think
this might be it.
465
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,375
OK, cool. Well, ya know,
466
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:31,375
if ya wanna get a hold of me,
467
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,750
ya know, I'm in the box. So...
468
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,333
Hey, wait a minute!
469
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,375
You two were an item?
470
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:42,041
You, listen to me, buddy,
I saw her first! She's mine!
471
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,250
OK, ya know what?
472
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,583
Hey, maybe we should
have the wedding, like now.
473
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:47,834
Right, right now.
474
00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,875
Ha ha. Right-ee-o.
475
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:55,208
Commence the nuptials, baby!
476
00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,625
You may kiss the
bride. Smooch away!
477
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,250
Off to the honeymoon!
478
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:10,959
Oh, come here,
Dadalus, step-Momalus.
479
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:15,166
One big happy family...
Hmm, what a picture.
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