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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Is he bold? ♪
- ♪ No one braver ♪
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- ♪ Is he sweet? ♪
- ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no
one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit
till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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The Gordian knot,
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legend foretold that
whoever could undo it
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would unite the world.
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That thing? Well, that
don't look so tough.
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Whoo!
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Like I said, that is
one complicated knot.
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So, how did our
boy Herc untie it?
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He didn't. Alexander
the Great did.
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Uh, Bobby, baby, I don't
want to bust your bubble,
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but the name of this
show is Hercules.
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The story should have
something to do with him.
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Oh, but it does.
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Our story begins at the
prestigious Prometheus Academy,
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or rather, at the prestigious
Prometheus Jr. Academy.
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So the hare ran his fastest,
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but that slow and
steady tortoise
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beat him to the finish line.
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- Yay! Good story!
- That was a great story!
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Well, thank you.
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And now let's sing our
"Happy Gods" song.
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Yay!
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♪ Bacchus makes
our parties great ♪
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♪ He bakes us happy
birthday cakes ♪
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Thank you for coming
in on such short notice.
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No problem. I like kids.
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♪ In the east to bring
The happy sun to Greece ♪
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♪ That's why we're
smiling all day long ♪
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♪ And singing out
this happy song ♪
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Well, Mr. Aesop
has got to get going,
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but I'll be back next
week with more stories.
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Yay!
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Goodbye, Mr. Aesop!
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Well, that was fun, wasn't it?
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Now, I know all you
children are excited
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about your nature
hike with Mr. Botanus...
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Yay!
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But unfortunately
he's sick today.
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Oh... Mr. Botanus is sick?
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What if we get sick, too?
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Oh, I feel sick.
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Alcides, you'll be fine.
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Anyhoo, we have a
special teacher's helper
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from the big boys' and
girls' Prometheus Academy.
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Hercules is a...
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Well, why don't
I let him tell you?
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Hello, boys and girls.
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I am Hercules,
a hero-in-training.
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Uh, who can tell
me what a hero is?
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Hero-in-training? Geek.
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I want to go on the field trip.
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Hey, look... I got
another loose tooth.
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I know you're a
little disappointed,
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but I'll do my best to...
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I want to go on the field trip!
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Well, uh, I could take
you on that field trip.
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Really?
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Are you sure you're up to this?
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You know, they can be a handful.
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Please. I'm a hero-in-training.
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I can handle a few
kids for an afternoon.
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It's just a nature hike.
What could go wrong?
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Plenty, especially when
two hungry monsters
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are out hunting
for their dinner.
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Asheron, that one looks good.
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He's moving towards the web.
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Come on, baby, go for that web.
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Just a few inches more.
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Move, you little
tiny morsel, you.
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Go, you stupid slab of meat!
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Ow!
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No!
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A little help here, Asheron.
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Hold still. You're too squirmy.
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Didn't I tell you that a
web was a bad idea?
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I said, "You can't catch
big game with a web."
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You're laying blame again.
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Yeah, but I'm hungry!
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And screaming is gonna
fill your belly how, Achnus?
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Yelling will help in what way?
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All I'm asking is a
little less hostility, OK?
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A little less sarcasm
if possible, hmm?
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Fine. Fine.
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Now, can we get hunting, please?
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The hunger pangs are killing me.
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Uh, OK, if everyone
could just form
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a single-file line right here.
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Kids?
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Mr. Hercules, kiss my
sun-and-fun Aphrodite doll.
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Uh, Callista, big
boys don't kiss dollies.
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Kiss my dolly now!
Kiss her! Kiss her!
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- Kiss her! Kiss her!
- OK! OK, OK.
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Mr. Hercules kissed my dolly.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Alex, have you been
behind me the entire time?
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Why aren't you playing
with the other kids?
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I don't play with them too much.
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Besides, my sandals are untied.
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Well, here, let me
help you with that.
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Watch. Cross over,
loop, around, and through,
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And then pull like a butterfly.
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Thanks. I have
trouble with knots.
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Alexander the geek
can't tie his own sandals.
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Ha!
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Not everybody wears
horseshoes, Brutus.
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Teasing hurts, huh?
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Nah, I'm used to it.
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Oh, all right, gang,
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Uh... Simmer down!
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Now that I have your attention,
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form a line, please.
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OK, this will be a long hike.
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I'm going to need a second-in-command
to keep this rowdy group in order.
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Me! Me! Me!
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Pick me! Pick me!
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Alex, how would you
like to have the job?
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Oh, not Alexander the geek. Ugh!
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You'll be in charge
of the map, OK?
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I'm not too good
with that kind of stuff,
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Mr. Hercules.
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Come on, Alex. I
have faith in you.
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Well... OK, I'll do it.
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Oh, unbelievable.
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Alex, you're going to be great.
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OK, gang, Let's stick together.
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We don't want
anyone to get lost.
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Lost?
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Are there scary
animals out here?
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Could they eat us?
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Well, as a hero-in-training,
I'm prepared for any...
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- Mr. Hercules.
- Unforeseen event.
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My tooth came out.
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Almost any unforeseen event.
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♪ Poseidon fills the happy sea ♪
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♪ With lots of fish
for you and me ♪
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♪ Iris paints the happy skies ♪
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♪ With rainbows
that delight our eyes ♪
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♪ Morpheus does magic things ♪
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♪ He brings us lots
of happy dreams ♪
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♪ That's why we're
smiling all day long ♪
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♪ And singing out
this happy song ♪
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Ugh!
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Whew!
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♪ Bacchus makes
our parties great ♪
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♪ He bakes us happy
birthday cakes ♪
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♪ Cupid's arrows fill the air ♪
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♪ With happy love
for all to share ♪
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♪ Apollo rises in the east ♪
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♪ To bring the happy
sun to Greece ♪
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♪ That's why we're
smiling all day long ♪
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♪ And singing out
this happy song ♪
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Hmm... ♪ Poseidon
fills the happy sea ♪
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♪ With lots of fish
for you and me ♪
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♪ Iris paints the happy skies ♪
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No, please stop
singing! I'm begging you!
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Stop singing!
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Are you all right, Mr. Hercules?
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Is it story time?
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Yeah, tell us a story... now!
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Yeah, yeah, OK, OK.
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Uh, let's see... Hey,
ah, an almond tree.
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Do you kids know
the story of Phyllis
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and the almond tree?
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Is it one of
Mr. Aesop's stories?
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Oh, no, no, no,
it's much better.
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You see, Phyllis was
a very sad woman
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because her husband, Acamas,
went away on a long journey.
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And so Athena
took mercy on Phyllis
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and turned her
into an almond tree.
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Ha ha ha.
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You can get turned into
a tree 'cause you're sad?
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No, no, there's more...
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Is that Phyllis right there?
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No, no, I don't think...
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Did you just eat one
of Phyllis' eyeballs?
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No, no, it's nothing like that.
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Do all sad people
get turned into trees?
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If that tree is not
Phyllis then who is it?
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Guys, it's just... it's a story.
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I like Mr. Aesop's
stories better.
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Knots.
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- I hate knots.
- No, no...
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Trouble tying your
sandals, doofus?
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I don't think...
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- Are all of these trees sad people?
- Uh oh!
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Hey, second-in-command,
I got a salute for you.
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- Bam!
- Ow!
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The map!
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- Your fault!
- Your fault!
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The maps gone! Are we lost?
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Are there monsters out here?
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Nothing to worry about.
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All we have to do is go
back the way we came.
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We'll be home by dinner, OK?
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OK, we're lost.
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Mr. Hercules, this
tooth came out, too.
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Another one?
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I want to go home.
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We're never going
to get home, are we?
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We're going to get
eaten by the monsters,
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and we'll never see
our mommies again.
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Guys, there aren't any monsters.
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We haven't seen any monsters.
We aren't going to see any monsters.
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Aah! Monster! Monster!
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No, no, no, Callista,
Callista, it's just a little lizard.
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See? He's harmless.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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He's as afraid of
you as you are of him.
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Uh, Mr. Hercules,
what about those?
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Are they afraid of us, too?
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You sticking with that no
monster story, big shot?
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Monster! Monster! Monster!
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Hey, stop it! Don't run so fast!
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You get all sweaty, and
then you get too salty.
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I'm watching my sodium.
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Alex, make sure
the others are safe.
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I'll hold off the monsters.
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Um, OK.
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Whoa. I didn't know there would
be pointed weapons involved.
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So, do you surrender?
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Not now! Not ever! En garde!
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En garde!
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Oh, nice move,
Achnus. Excellent parry.
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Oh, thank you.
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Ow!
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Up till the end, you
were doing great.
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I'll be right back.
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Mr. Hercules, In here!
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I miss my mommy.
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Hey, we'll make
it back just fine.
255
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,458
You'll see. Try
not to be sad, OK?
256
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:19,083
Yeah. If we're sad,
257
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:22,250
we'll get turned
into almond trees!
258
00:12:22,333 --> 00:12:26,291
You're not going to be
turned into an almond tree.
259
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,709
Why did I ever tell that story?
260
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:32,417
Mr. Hercules, I
lost another tooth.
261
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:36,542
Ugh... He is not! Take it back!
262
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,959
Make me, dummy head.
263
00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:43,417
Hey, you two, stop it.
264
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,125
He started it.
265
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,959
He said it's your
fault that we got lost
266
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,917
and that you're a dummy head.
267
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,750
We'd be home by now
268
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,542
if you hadn't given the
map to Alexander the geek!
269
00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:57,208
Ow! Hey, your
father's going to hear
270
00:12:57,291 --> 00:12:58,792
about your behavior
when we get back.
271
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,250
If we get back, big shot.
272
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,875
Don't let Brutus get
to you, Mr. Hercules.
273
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:12,875
I have faith in you.
274
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,125
You do?
275
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:16,625
Yeah. You're a hero.
276
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,458
Hero-in-training.
277
00:13:18,542 --> 00:13:20,875
I wouldn't mind seeing
my mommy right about now.
278
00:13:20,959 --> 00:13:24,166
Hey, you know what? We should
sing the "Happy Gods" song.
279
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,625
That always makes
me feel better.
280
00:13:26,709 --> 00:13:27,792
Yeah!
281
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,750
Whatever.
282
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,291
Why not? Maybe
we'll stop Alcides
283
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:34,917
from turning into
an almond tree.
284
00:13:36,041 --> 00:13:38,375
Kidding, I'm so kidding.
285
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,208
All right, everybody.
286
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,166
♪ Bacchus makes
our parties great ♪
287
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,166
♪ He bakes us happy
birthday cakes ♪
288
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,041
♪ Cupid's arrows fill the air ♪
289
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:49,000
♪ With happy love
for all to share ♪
290
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,875
♪ Apollo rises in the east ♪
291
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:52,917
♪ To bring the happy
sun to Greece ♪
292
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,709
Wait! Mr. Hercules,
293
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,041
Apollo's chariot
rises in the east.
294
00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,000
If you know which way is east,
295
00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:02,667
can't you get us,
like, not un-lost?
296
00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:13,041
Kids, I know the way home.
297
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,875
♪ Aeolus blows a happy breeze ♪
298
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,875
♪ To dance among
the swaying trees ♪
299
00:14:24,959 --> 00:14:26,875
♪ Demeter grows us happy crops ♪
300
00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:28,875
♪ To satisfy our
chomping chops ♪
301
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:30,709
♪ Zeus is happy,
wise, and just ♪
302
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:32,542
♪ He's always watching over us ♪
303
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,709
♪ That's why we're
smiling all day long ♪
304
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,875
♪ And singing out
this happy song ♪
305
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,041
♪ Aeolus blows a happy breeze ♪
306
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,041
♪ To dance among
the swaying trees ♪
307
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,000
♪ Demeter grows us happy crops ♪
308
00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,709
Callista. Has
anyone seen callista?
309
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,625
Callista dropped her dolly,
310
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:48,959
and she said she
has to go get it.
311
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,375
Perfect. I'll go get her.
312
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,959
Don't go anywhere.
You're in charge, Alex.
313
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:58,083
OK. Wait. Me?
314
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,959
There you are.
315
00:15:00,041 --> 00:15:02,667
I've been looking
all over for you.
316
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,208
I'm very mad.
317
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:06,959
We feel exactly the same way.
318
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Aah!
319
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:10,792
Ow!
320
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,291
Did the dirt taste good?
321
00:15:14,792 --> 00:15:18,166
'Cause that's all we're going
to eat if you don't catch them!
322
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,250
Ah, temper, Achnus, temper.
323
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:26,000
My dolly. I dropped my dolly.
324
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,291
Callista, I'm sorry, it's
too dangerous to go back.
325
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,125
I want my dolly!
Give me my dolly!
326
00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:39,625
OK, well, since
you put it that way...
327
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:50,125
Here. Now, don't drop it again.
328
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:52,083
Thank you, Mr. Hercules.
329
00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:10,041
Aah!
330
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,709
My leg... it's numb.
331
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,208
Hurry, Mr. Hercules!
332
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:18,333
Yes! Now we're
getting somewhere.
333
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,834
Careful. There's
nothing more dangerous
334
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:23,291
than a wounded hero when
he's protecting his young.
335
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,291
Aah!
336
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,667
Aah!
337
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:37,333
Move your lazy carcass.
338
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:46,083
Run, Mr. Hercules!
339
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:47,542
Hurry! Hurry!
340
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:50,875
Whoa! Aah!
341
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,792
Oops. Too much weightage.
342
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,709
Whoa!
343
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:11,375
Aah!
344
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,750
Asheron!
345
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,875
Mr. Hercules!
346
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:21,625
He'll be OK. He'll be OK.
347
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,041
Whoo! We got the big one!
348
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:32,834
Oh, no!
349
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:41,458
All righty, it's chow time.
350
00:17:41,542 --> 00:17:43,166
Wait. We eat him now,
351
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,768
and the bite-size treats
are going to get away.
352
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:46,625
Right. Good point.
353
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,291
You web him up,
and I'll go get them.
354
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,417
OK.
355
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,792
Gone again? What
is it with these kids?
356
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:04,125
Oh, man, those monsters
are going to eat Mr. Hercules.
357
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,709
Then they'll eat us.
358
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,417
I don't want a
monster to eat me.
359
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,333
I do not want to
be an almond tree.
360
00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:13,083
That's it! Game over,
baby, game over!
361
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,417
Stop it!
362
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,500
Snap out of it, man!
363
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,709
If we're going to
save Mr. Hercules,
364
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:22,125
we're going to have
to do a little growing up.
365
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,166
I know we're only
kindergärtners,
366
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:29,500
but today we have to
act like third graders.
367
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,792
Do you understand me?
368
00:18:31,875 --> 00:18:34,834
Oh, we're going to
save Mr. Hercules?
369
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:37,917
Ha! Anybody who
thinks we can save him
370
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,917
is a dummy head!
371
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,875
Well, then call me a dummy head.
372
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:46,500
Poor blanky.
373
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,333
Do you want to
save Mr. Hercules?
374
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:50,625
Do you want to go home?
375
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:53,458
Yes! Uh, sorry.
376
00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:54,875
How's that doll coming?
377
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,291
Almost done. Want to kiss her?
378
00:18:57,417 --> 00:19:00,667
Yuck! I'm no dolly kisser.
379
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,250
That enough teeth, Alex?
380
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,709
Hmm... can you give me one more?
381
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:09,458
How's that?
382
00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:12,583
Great! Now let's just, um...
383
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,542
Here. You tie it.
384
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,375
This is still a dummy-head plan.
385
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,792
Everyone is entitled
to an opinion, Brutus,
386
00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:23,875
Except you.
387
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,417
Move out!
388
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,792
You sure this is
where they were?
389
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,375
Yes, I'm sure. They
were right here.
390
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:34,917
Don't be snippy. How far could
they get on two little stubby legs, huh?
391
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,166
Brutus, you're on!
392
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:50,417
There they are!
393
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,125
Good job, team!
Let's go, go, go!
394
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,750
Aah!
395
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,458
Close the jaw
396
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:06,375
and get your lazy
carcass down there!
397
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:08,125
OK, I'm on it.
398
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,500
Kids, untie me fast.
399
00:20:11,667 --> 00:20:13,417
OK, Mr. Hercules.
400
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:21,142
Mmm, appetizers
and a main course.
401
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,166
Come on, kids, hurry!
402
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,709
Knots! Why did it
have to be knots?
403
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,291
I hate knots!
404
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:32,375
I almost got it.
405
00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:41,625
Oh!
406
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:44,792
Hey, way to go,
Alex. Quick thinking.
407
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,625
It was? Really?
408
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:51,166
Stand back, kids.
409
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,083
Come on now. A doll?
410
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,625
Yeah. You want to kiss it?
411
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,917
Ow!
412
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:01,792
Aah!
413
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:05,083
Oh, I feel kind of wobbly.
414
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,583
Don't you fall on me.
415
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,792
You never listen.
416
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:16,291
Way to go, Mr. H.
417
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,959
We didn't die.
418
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,583
You're a hero.
419
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:24,250
No. What saved you guys was
some quick thinking and leadership.
420
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,834
The real hero here is Alex.
421
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:33,834
For innovative thinking,
courage, and leadership.
422
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:40,125
Let's hear it for
Alexander the Great!
423
00:21:40,417 --> 00:21:41,709
Yay!
424
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,166
And that is how
Alexander the geek
425
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:49,125
became Alexander the Great,
426
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,709
for it was he who solved
the puzzle of the Gordian knot
427
00:21:52,792 --> 00:21:55,875
by cutting through what
others could not untie,
428
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:59,041
all thanks to a lesson
in unorthodox thinking
429
00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:01,667
provided by his mentor Hercules,
430
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:04,000
coincidentally the
star of our show.
431
00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:07,417
Hercules really helped
that kid become something.
432
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,333
Yes, he did, but don't
be too impressed.
433
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,667
Great as he was, he never
did learn to tie his sandals.
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