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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Hah-hah! That's it.
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Ha! Get 'em with a
left... Go on. Jab! Jab!
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Knock 'em in the air bladder!
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What? What?
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That was not below the dorsal!
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Uh-oh.
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Elmer! Here, boy! Calamari.
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Yum yum yum yum yum.
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98... 99... Poseidon,
honey, I'm home!
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100.
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Oh, hey, cutie, I didn't
even hear you coming.
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Whew, what a workout.
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I earned a break.
Did you get the paper?
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Not until you do your
post-workout stretch.
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Besides, the Greekly World News
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is nothing but gossip anyway.
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Hey!
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Good boy, Elmer.
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Uh...
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Come on, Amphitrite,
I always get a kick
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out of the "Where are
they now?" column.
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It's always some chump
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drying out in the
Bellerophon clinic,
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or some poor slob too fat to...
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"Where is Poseidon now?"
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You're scaring Elmer, honey.
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Where am I? Ha!
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Maybe a nice flash
flood will remind them.
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Now, dear, this will not
help your public image.
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Why don't you have a festival?
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All the gods are
doing it these days,
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Bacchus, Aphrodite...
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Oh, I'd rather flood something!
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Think about it. A whole
day devoted to you
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and nobody else but you.
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And so the God of the Sea
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decreed the first annual
Poseidon's Cup Regatta.
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Translation,
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the big ol' fish decided to
throw a big ol' boat race.
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Every sea-faring Greek...
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And that's just about
all of 'em, honey.
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Was soon catching
Poseidon's cup fever.
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Oh, and, darling, even
Hercules was not about to miss
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the hottest ticket
of the season.
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Ow! Hey!
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Oh! Sorry.
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I just had a vision
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that I was going
to sleep in line,
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in a public square,
so I could buy tickets
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for the Poseidon's Cup Regatta.
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That was no vision. You did it.
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OK, first thing after school,
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I'm getting a life.
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This is what separates
the hard-core Poseidon fans
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from the wannabes.
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Hey, the line's moving.
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Three student
tickets for... Ohh!
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Oh, poor baby.
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I suppose your servants waited
in line for your tickets, Adonis.
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Ticket? Ha! I'm racing.
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I shall claim victory
for Team Thrace
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in my father's
yacht, The Insipid.
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Oh, yeah? Talk to
the hand, Adonis.
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I mean, talk to this hand.
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Oh, you stand behind
your convictions.
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Cassandra, I set 'em up,
Herc knocks 'em down.
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Oh... yeah?
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Now, see, I never would
have thought of that pause
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between "Oh" and "Yeah."
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That's what makes
us a great team.
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I'll show the winner's trophy
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and tell about my
triumph in class.
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Show and tell, hmm...
That could catch on.
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I better copyright that quickly.
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I'll give ya show and tell!
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Don't tell me, Prim-Adonis?
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I paint 'em up. Herc
punches 'em down.
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It's therapeutic.
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I'd do anything to wipe
that smug smile off his face.
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Ooh! Try turpentine.
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Herc, instead of
demolishin' the joint,
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why don't you just win the
Poseidon's cup yourself?
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It'll look great on
your hero resume,
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and you'll get to rub
it in princy boy's face.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Except... We don't have a boat.
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Granted, it ain't much,
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but if it weren't
for this little tub,
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Jason would still be stuffing
pimentos at the olive works.
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Thanks anyway, Phil, but I
don't think I'd have a chance
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against a racing
yacht like The Insipid.
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Well, not with that
attitude, you don't.
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So it's a fixer-upper.
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With me as your helmsman,
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you could row a
bucket and win, baby.
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Together, we're unsink...
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It couldn't hurt to get Poseidon
on your good side either.
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You know, make an
offering, sacrifice something.
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I'm not a strong swimmer!
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Him, for example.
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Help me!
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♪ There's just a
couple days left ♪
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♪ But the prize is still
Within your reach ♪
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♪ Get to it, you
know you can do it ♪
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♪ If you put your
heads together ♪
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♪ And apply a
little elbow grease ♪
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♪ Get to it, you
know you can do it ♪
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♪ Come on, boys,
it's not too late ♪
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♪ To whip this
sorry ship in shape ♪
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♪ You can do it ♪
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♪ It's not unthinkable ♪
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♪ You can do it ♪
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♪ You'll be unsinkable ♪
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♪ Give it all you've got ♪
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♪ And if that's not enough ♪
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♪ It wouldn't hurt to drop ♪
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♪ A drachma in Poseidon's cup ♪
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Oh, ho ho! Check this out, huh?
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Thanks to the race, every
Greek and his brother
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is dishing up offerings.
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Where is Poseidon
now, eh? Ha ha.
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He's right here, baby.
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Aww... you have
to read this, dear.
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- Oh, yeah? What did they give me?
- Just read it, it's sweet.
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"Dear Poseidon,
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you are my very,
very, very favorite god.
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Because without you,
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we wouldn't have water,
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and we really,
really need water.
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But since we're on the subject,
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"why all the
salt? I don't get it."
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Well, who wrote this?
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Oh, hey, it's the kid who
flew too close to the sun.
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Ha ha ha. Loser!
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But, honey, this is
what it's all about.
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This boy appreciates you.
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Amphitrite, my dear,
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this is what it's
all about! Heh heh!
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Ha ha ha!
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Ho! That's it, partner.
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We are now official participants
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in the Poseidon Cup Regatta.
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But, Icarus, I don't
think our boat...
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Oh, ho, look, a fellow mariner.
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Pardon me while I fraternize.
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Yar! Ahoy, matey!
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Uh, batten down the
poop deck, me hearties.
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Yo-ho! Yo, thar, swabby?
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Eh, I'm Ted,
activities director.
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On the Deucalion
magic cruise line.
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Deck chair?
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OK! That is one salty sea dog!
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Hang on... I'm getting a vision.
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A boat... A boat sinking.
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Oh! Oh! Thanks for
reminding me, hon.
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We still need a good luck
charm for our boat. Come on.
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Ooh. Bleh. Aye!
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Ooh! Bleh! Wow.
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Amphitrite.
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Beauty.
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Herc. Herc...
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- Herc!
- Can we get out of here
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before disaster strikes?
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Wait. Is that who I think it is?
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It's Hilas, Greece's
bad boy of rowing.
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Now can we get out of here?
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Whoa! Check out his chariot.
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Now, Hilas, you've
broken every rowing record
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and won every regatta.
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What will keep you motivated
for the Poseidon's cup?
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Homer, it's simple.
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I'll be getting one obscene
boatload of drachma
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to row The Insipid.
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Soon the Poseidon's cup
will belong to Team Thrace.
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Oh, I can taste victory.
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Can you taste it, son? Can you?
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Mm-hmm.
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Delicious.
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We've got the
winning combination,
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the fastest ship in the islands,
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every commercial
sponsor in Greece,
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and the most powerful rower.
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Ah, here he is now.
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Hilas!
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Whoo, ooh, ooh, ooh!
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Whaa!
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Ooh!
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Aah!
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Ooh! I'm telling
you, it winked at me.
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Aah!
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Ooh! Aah!
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Aah!
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Oof!
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Whoa... whoa... whoa!
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Whaa!
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Aah!
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Ooh!
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My arms, I can't move my arms!
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Now who's going to row The Insipid?
Adonis, if I lose the Poseidon's cup
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because of this... your
servants are grounded.
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No, Daddums! I'll
get you another rower.
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Pick anyone. I'll get him.
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He's a classmate
of yours, isn't he?
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I want him!
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Hercules? Daddums, no!
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Yes! I want Hercules.
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Ho! Check out the
Amphitrite's Wink.
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The ship that's hip. The
trireme that's extreme.
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The yacht that's not.
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So, what is your angle?
What is your edge?
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What is your, um,
um, modus operandi?
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Worry not, Daedalus,
Hercules is on our team.
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Ah... and he is
strong, abnormally so.
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Herc, my friend.
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- Friend?
- Oh, come on, we're buds.
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Uh, yeah. Excuse
me, but I'm late.
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Of course you are. You don't
even have a decent sun dial.
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The Atlantis, it's the diver's
choice, waterproof to 500 feet...
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And how do you expect to get
anywhere in sandals like that?
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Imported from marathon,
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designed by the
goddess of victory herself.
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Ooh, do you feel that chill?
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Here, dad made extras.
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Adonis, you shouldn't.
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Nonsense. Friends give.
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In fact, I convinced daddums
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that he should give you a chance to
row The Insipid in the Poseidon's cup.
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00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,959
Row for you? But I... I...
256
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,959
You'd be replacing Hilas.
257
00:13:08,041 --> 00:13:09,750
Hilas, the bad boy of rowing?
258
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,959
Just picture the headlines:
259
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,834
Bye-bye, bad boy, hello, Herc.
260
00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:18,166
You'd be famous.
You'd be admired.
261
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:21,792
You'd be, dare I say it, a hero.
262
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,458
Wow.
263
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:27,917
You're gonna what?
264
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,917
Icarus, Team Thrace needs me.
265
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,917
Well, what about team us?
266
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,542
I thought we were gonna wipe
the smug smile off Adonis' face?
267
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,583
Sure, at first,
but it... it turns out
268
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,625
Adonis isn't so bad after all.
269
00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:43,667
I don't even know you.
270
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,041
Look, Team Thrace has a yacht.
271
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,250
It's... it's state-of-the-art
and everything.
272
00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,013
Well, what's wrong
with Amphitrite's Wink?
273
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,417
I'm in this to win, and... and
Cassandra already called it,
274
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,000
the Wink is gonna sink.
275
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,792
Gah! Oh, is that right?
276
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,291
Well, I'd rather
sink in the Wink
277
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,750
then race for Thrace.
278
00:13:59,709 --> 00:14:01,625
Then why don't you row her?
279
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,625
Well, maybe I will.
280
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,583
- Fine!
- Fine!
281
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:18,625
This time I set myself up,
and Herc knocked me down.
282
00:14:21,542 --> 00:14:24,083
Your friend has just
strayed off course.
283
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,834
He'll find his way back.
284
00:14:25,917 --> 00:14:28,458
Oh, easy for you... aah!
285
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:32,083
Hey! You talked!
286
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:35,542
Daedalus! Daedalus.
287
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,750
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
288
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,250
I know you lost your
abnormally strong partner.
289
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:42,500
It doesn't matter. We're
going to improvise.
290
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,250
And they worked into the night.
291
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,309
While the fancy
shmancy yacht club
292
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:52,000
had a real nice clambake. Mmm.
293
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:54,333
Wait a minute.
294
00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:55,834
Aah... uhh.
295
00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:57,458
What's our boy doing down there?
296
00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:58,917
Where have you been, girl?
297
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,917
Hercules is the guest of honor.
298
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,959
Team Thrace
welcomes... Hercules!
299
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:11,542
This is weird. I mean, I
haven't even won anything yet,
300
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:12,935
and everyone's
treating me like a hero.
301
00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:15,041
You are what you wear.
302
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,834
Hmph! Hercules.
303
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,333
He may have saved my life,
304
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,208
but he'll never take
my place, right, ladies?
305
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:25,500
- Did you say Hercules?
- Oh! The good boy of rowing?
306
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,875
But... but I'm...
I'm the bad boy.
307
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,375
Hey, look. I've... I've
got a risqué tattoo.
308
00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:36,375
- Ah, Mr. Hercules?
- Hercules?
309
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:38,709
We'll take a question
from... Homer.
310
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:43,083
Hercules, is Team Thrace
ready for tomorrow's competition?
311
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,709
Ha ha. Well, Homer, I...
312
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:46,667
With myself at the helm
313
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:49,250
and my dear chum
Hercules at the oars,
314
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:53,125
our greatness shall
overshadow Poseidon himself!
315
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,333
- Right, partner?
- Team Thrace rules!
316
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:58,333
Are you saying you're
bigger than Poseidon?
317
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,917
Homer, heh heh, you
can quote me on that.
318
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:04,500
Mmm... Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
319
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:07,417
Guess there's nothing like
hob-nobbing with royalty
320
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,875
to make our boy feel a
little high and mighty himself.
321
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,291
It is a stunningly
handsome vessel.
322
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,333
The best money can buy.
323
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,667
Are you ready, son?
324
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,834
Ready to quit being
buddy-buddy with jerk...
325
00:16:27,917 --> 00:16:31,250
Hercules, buddy! Ready to win?
326
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:32,667
Team Thrace rules.
327
00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,542
You've got to be kidding me.
328
00:16:36,667 --> 00:16:39,000
Ah, ha... Daedalus, I'm, uh...
329
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,667
getting wax wing
flashbacks here.
330
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,750
Nonsense. Pull the lever!
331
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:52,458
Just keep your hands on the helm
and my auto-oar will do the rest.
332
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,792
Extra ticket? Anyone
have an extra ticket?
333
00:16:54,917 --> 00:16:56,792
Take it. Stupid regatta.
334
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,333
Oh, I knew it!
335
00:16:59,417 --> 00:17:01,667
Oh, Herc, I knew you'd be back.
336
00:17:01,750 --> 00:17:02,935
- This is gonna be great...
- Icarus, wait.
337
00:17:02,959 --> 00:17:05,458
I just came by to wish you luck.
338
00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:06,625
Oh!
339
00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,333
Well, thanks,
340
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:11,250
but maybe I don't
need your good luck.
341
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:12,917
Well, then maybe I take it back.
342
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,583
- Fine!
- Fine!
343
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,166
It's not fine, guys.
344
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,875
My vision? Disaster?
345
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,917
Remember?
346
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,458
Too late. It already happened.
347
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,500
Oarsmen, helmsmen,
take your places!
348
00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:30,333
As always, thanks for listening.
349
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,250
Welcome, mortals.
350
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:05,125
You have helped make my
Cup Regatta even more popular
351
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:08,583
than Bacchus'
taste of Caledonia.
352
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,875
- All right, Poseidon!
- All right!
353
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,542
Poseidon is back!
354
00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:17,333
Enjoy the race, everyone.
355
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:21,208
But before we start,
who is Team Thrace?
356
00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,959
- Right here!
- That's me!
357
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,709
Bigger than Poseidon, eh?
358
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:27,601
- He... he said it.
- Well... well, technically,
359
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,583
I'm really not on the team.
360
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,250
Let the race begin!
361
00:18:36,792 --> 00:18:39,083
Heave ho, heave ho!
362
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,250
Keep going, we've got the lead!
363
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,041
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
364
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:53,166
Whoa!
365
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:54,792
Adonis, are you OK?
366
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:55,917
Just row,
367
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,875
and don't make Poseidon any
angrier than you already have.
368
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:01,583
Hey, I wasn't the
one who... Just row!
369
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:04,417
Aah!
370
00:19:06,917 --> 00:19:10,166
Here comes Mr. Big Mouth.
371
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:18,959
I'll show them a big
mouth. Oh, Charybdis!
372
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,458
Hungry?
373
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:26,458
Thanks to you,
Poseidon is gonna sink us!
374
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:31,834
You're no hero, Hercules,
you're just a hired oar,
375
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:33,542
and that's all you'll ever be.
376
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,458
Team Thrace stinks.
377
00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:38,500
What did you say? Aah!
378
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,208
Aah!
379
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,709
Uhh! Hold on!
380
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:53,083
We can still win.
Row, Hercules, row!
381
00:19:57,959 --> 00:20:02,291
Slow down, skipper, slow down!
382
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,208
Oh, Herc!
383
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:06,208
Oh, you came back!
384
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,208
Come on, Icarus, jump!
385
00:20:07,291 --> 00:20:11,500
No! A captain does
not abandon his ship.
386
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:17,041
Eew!
387
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,917
You did it! We're alive!
388
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,166
There.
389
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:30,041
Now my fans can see
me in all of my glory.
390
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,709
Here I go again.
391
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,166
Hercules! Help!
392
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:42,667
I'm too beautiful to die!
393
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,166
Uhh!
394
00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:45,250
My son!
395
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,375
My yacht! No!
396
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,208
We have a winner. Ha ha ha.
397
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:04,750
And the Poseidon's
cup goes to...
398
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,500
Icarus?
399
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,792
Come on, honey.
400
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:12,375
You know he's the only
one who truly deserves it.
401
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:13,500
That's not true.
402
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,083
Yes, it is. Icarus earned this.
403
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,583
Earned? Ha ha ha.
404
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:20,834
What a ridiculous concept.
405
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,166
Hello, lady?
406
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,500
She was alive, I tell ya.
407
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,458
Congratulations, Icarus.
408
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:31,875
And, uh...
409
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,333
FYI, the salt brings out the
flavor in our favorite foods.
410
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,917
Winning is not everything,
411
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,792
but I am nevertheless
intensely happy.
412
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,583
Wow. Ho!
413
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,667
I really didn't have a speech,
414
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,542
but I'd like to thank
Poseidon and his missus.
415
00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,333
Daedalus, couldn't have
done it without you, man.
416
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,667
And of course, my
lovely Cassandra.
417
00:21:56,792 --> 00:21:59,417
And finally, a very
special whoopee
418
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:03,041
for my once and future
best friend, Hercules.
419
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:10,000
This time, he set me up... Mine!
420
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:14,458
So you could knock him down.
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