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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Is he bold? ♪
- ♪ No one braver ♪
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- ♪ Is he sweet? ♪
- ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no
one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit
till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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Ancient Greece was
a time of great heroes
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and great literature.
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The two came together
in the epic poem,
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a vivid narration
of heroic exploits.
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Isn't somebody going to
offer a snide comment?
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No sassy interjections?
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Not this time, Bob.
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We're hanging on every word.
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You're good to go, baby.
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Back at you, girls.
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The sages say,
"Write what you know."
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So who better to compose
an epic poem than a hero,
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or at least a hero-in-training?
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Class? Class?
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We have just enough time left
for your epic poetry assignment.
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You seem annoyingly confident.
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Cassandra, I've been working
on this poem for months.
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It's chock-full of heroic stuff.
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We're talking easy alpha.
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Very well, Mr. Hercules.
We begin with you.
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Here you go, Miss Cassiopeia.
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Hercules?
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Where are you going?
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Uh, back to my seat.
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Oh, dear boy, you didn't think this
was a written assignment, did you?
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Of course not. I...
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Oh, come on.
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Poetry is meant to be recited.
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The beach in Crete
wilt mainly in the heat.
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Icarus is correct.
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The class is your
audience, poet Hercules.
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Regale us with
your stirring saga.
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Uh... ahem.
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"A Poem."
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Ahem.
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"A-a poem... by Hercules."
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Oh, what's with him?
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Extremely dramatic pause
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or utter terror of
public speaking.
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I, uh... ahem...
w-w-would like to...
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C-c-could I get some water?
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- Terror.
- Terror.
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That's all for today, class.
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We'll resume
tomorrow with Hercules.
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You can breathe now, ace.
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Hit it, kid! Go, go!
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Oh, I'm doomed, Phil.
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It's all over.
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Uhh!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Aah!
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I'm sorry, Phil.
I'm just nervous.
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I've got to talk in
front of everybody.
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All right, listen, kid, can
you talk to one person?
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Well, sure.
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A group is a bunch of one
persons together, multiplied.
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Let me tell you about when
Jason was an Argonaut.
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The guy wouldn't
step foot off dry land.
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Jason was afraid of water?
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Yeah. Everybody's
afraid of something.
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It's how you handle it
that makes you a hero.
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How did he get past it?
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I told him the ocean
is nothing more
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than a bunch of glasses of
water together, multiplied.
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Oh. Huh. Well, thanks, Phil.
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I feel better.
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Of course, I also told
him, "learn to swim."
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It's rematch time, brother.
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The dread Orthos
versus the dead Hercules.
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All right! Whoo-hoo!
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Hercules!
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Uh, who's Hercules?
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Hercules, the kid who
broke up our aristocrat buffet.
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Hercules, the cur
who cleaned our clock!
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Hercules, the mutt who
made us the laughingstock
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of the entire monster community!
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Oh, that Hercules.
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Yes, that Hercules,
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And now we are going
to meet, beat, and eat him
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in front of a large audience.
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Can we eat the audience, too?
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Focus.
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We will thus regain our
reputation as a fearsome monster.
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Then can we eat him?
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Since our defeat,
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I have watched
Hercules like a hawk.
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I've steeped
myself in his logic.
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I know his every move.
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His day begins at
school for classes,
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a light lunch, more classes,
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then home for hero training.
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Sheesh, kids these
days are so programmed.
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Today after poetry class,
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I saw Hercules sweat,
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and Hercules never sweats.
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So what does that tell us?
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It's not the heat,
it's the humidity?
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No, Hercules is nervous,
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and when Hercules gets nervous,
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he gets hungry.
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Yeah, I can relate.
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And where does a
hungry teen on a budget
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go in Athens?
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OK, think small.
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A group is just a bunch
of glasses of water.
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Hey, Herc!
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Huh?
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You know, me and Cassandra
are going to the Agora.
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I lost a bet.
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You want to come?
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I'll pay you.
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Uh, no, not tonight. I've got
to practice reading my poem.
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Public speaking makes
me kind of... nervous.
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You hid it very well,
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other than the flash
flood of flop sweat.
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Herc, buddy, try my
approach to public speaking.
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Let your mind go blank.
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That's your approach
to everything.
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Ha ho! Yeah!
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Your wit inspires me, my muse.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. I
feel a poem coming on.
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Fight the urge.
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I'm getting out before he chews.
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Oh, honey, the Agora! Wai-by!
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Wai-by up for me-by!
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Hello. I couldn't
help overhearing.
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You know what you need?
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Uh, privacy?
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Fish. Fish is brain food...
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Makes you think fast
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and speak clearly like me.
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I'm getting you a Poseidon pita.
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My poem!
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Where did it go?
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One Poseidon pita, extra eel.
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- Have you seen my poem?
- Hey! Hands off the merchandise.
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Oh, where could it be?
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Hey. I got to find that poem.
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I don't see it.
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Hey! Wait! Come
back with my poem!
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Get me down closer.
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Pegasus, what happened?
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Oh, it's not funny. I was
trying to get... my tablet!
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Where did the garbage cart
go? Did you see? Do you?
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Aah! Come on, what
are we waiting for?
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OK, let's try this again.
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Ease me down closer.
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Whoa!
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That is not what I call easing.
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All right, are you sure
this is the right cart?
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What?
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Huh?
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What is it, Pegasus?
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What? I'm looking for...
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Yeah, well, uh,
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I know this must look
a little odd and all, but...
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Hey, Herc!
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You decided to come after all.
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Some people will do
anything to avoid walking.
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Guess you figured out where
the real bargains are, eh?
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No, I lost my tablet
at Speedy Pita.
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I've got to find it
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so I can practice
reading my poem.
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Hey, kid, out of my cart.
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You want to read, go to
the library or something.
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No, no, no, you
don't understand.
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I've got this tiny problem
with public speaking.
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Try positive visualization.
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Pardon me?
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Imagine yourself doing it
right. When it comes time
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for the real thing,
you'll know what to do.
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Oh, and Speedy Pita's
not even on my route.
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That cart's on its way to the
dump, probably there by now.
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- Thanks, sir.
- Yeah, yeah, don't mention it.
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Pegasus, to the dump!
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And what do you
think you're doing?
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Bargain hunting!
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For the last time,
where is Hercules?
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Can't you get it through
your thick heads?
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I don't know any Hercules!
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Now that that's settled,
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I'll have the super
Souvlakia with a side of...
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You'll get nothing and like it!
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Maybe this will
refresh your memory.
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Oh, you mean dumpster boy?
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So, now he's masquerading
as "dumpster boy."
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Fiendishly clever,
but I am cleverer still.
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Let me tell you something.
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He ran after that
garbage cart so fast,
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he didn't even leave a
tip. I'm leaving this joint.
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Aha. My deductive
left-brain reasoning
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tells me that garbage cart
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can only be headed
to one location.
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The game is afoot.
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Uhh. It's got to be here.
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I'm looking as fast as I can.
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Oh!
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There it is!
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Aah!
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Uhh.
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Nice timing.
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Now let's go get that poem.
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Orthos, party of two.
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Ready for dinner.
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Steady, boy. Almost got it.
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- Shall we?
- After you.
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Dumpster boy, ho!
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Mine, mine!
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Mine!
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Did we get him?
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Mine, all mine!
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Great.
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You took my poem!
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Mine! My poem.
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No, my poem. I wrote it.
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Mine. I wrote it.
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Mine, mine, mine.
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Whoa! Hey!
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Whoa! Watch it!
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Home. No place like it.
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Shh.
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Ha!
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Good poem. Big hero.
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She likes it.
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Glad I wrote it.
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Hey! Whoa!
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Hephaestus, babe,
listen, hate to nudge,
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but Zeus has this
smithing thing at 7:00,
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and he is utterly without
thunderbolts. You dig?
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Poor planning on his part
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does not constitute
an emergency on mine.
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I'll be sure to pass that
along to the big guy.
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I can't make it any
faster than I can make it.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh!
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Uh, good evening.
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I believe you have
something of mine.
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My poem. My house. Get lost.
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Uh, that stuff belongs to you.
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00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,291
Yeah. Oh, aha.
265
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,166
Aha.
266
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,500
The poem belongs to me.
267
00:13:31,583 --> 00:13:32,583
Mine!
268
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:35,875
Listen, I really need
to practice that poem.
269
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,041
You see, the truth is...
270
00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:39,375
I have a bit of a problem
with public speaking.
271
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:41,041
Loser. Get over it.
272
00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:42,959
Would you just give
it to me already?
273
00:13:43,041 --> 00:13:46,291
Mine, mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine!
274
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:51,208
- Fabulous. I'm gone.
- Be careful. It's still hot.
275
00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,250
Yah!
276
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,750
OK, let's take it from the top.
277
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,375
Ooh, look. Shiny.
278
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:06,000
Oh, ahh.
279
00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,959
Ohh.
280
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:11,834
- Mine, give me!
- You want it? Go get it!
281
00:14:14,917 --> 00:14:16,917
No!
282
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,834
Not my night.
283
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:26,625
Our reckoning is
at hand, Hercules!
284
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:30,041
He's gone again?
285
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:35,208
My scrunchy! Ha ha! Oh!
286
00:14:47,291 --> 00:14:48,500
Wait here.
287
00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:53,792
Whoa, whoa. Hold up.
What, your chariot on fire?
288
00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:56,125
The man who just
went in has my poem.
289
00:14:56,208 --> 00:14:57,750
Regular or epic?
290
00:14:57,834 --> 00:14:58,667
Epic.
291
00:14:58,750 --> 00:14:59,834
Bummer, baby.
292
00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,625
Enjoy, ladies.
293
00:15:05,959 --> 00:15:08,000
How old are you, poet?
294
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,333
Old enough.
295
00:15:09,417 --> 00:15:10,667
Nice try, Tyke.
296
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,667
Oh, please. I have to recite
that poem in front of my class,
297
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,583
and if I don't practice,
298
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,208
I'll never get over my
fear of public speaking.
299
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,667
Come on, baby, just picture the
audience in their undergarments.
300
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,000
Excuse me?
301
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:23,959
It humanizes them, man.
302
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:26,625
Come on. Makes
them less imposing.
303
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:29,208
Oh, great. So,
uh, you'll let me in?
304
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:32,792
No way, baby. Beat
it. Hike. Scamoo.
305
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,458
There has to be
another way in this place.
306
00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:55,291
Hey, kid, what's the matter,
You never heard of "excuse me"?
307
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:58,834
Oh, I'm sorry. Please excuse
me. I'm just in a bit of a hurry.
308
00:15:58,917 --> 00:16:01,375
Oh, that's OK.
Come on. Sit down.
309
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:04,625
That's very kind, but
I'm... sitting down again.
310
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:07,750
Arm wrestle?
311
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,250
No, thank you, really.
312
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:11,083
I'm just going to
grab my tablet.
313
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,917
Ready... go!
314
00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:14,834
Aah!
315
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,709
Thanks a lot. It's been fun.
316
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:19,458
Hey, wait. Hold
it. I wasn't ready!
317
00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:40,250
Well, thanks so much.
We'll do it again sometime.
318
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,750
Got you.
319
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:45,542
Well, well, we meet again.
320
00:16:45,959 --> 00:16:47,917
City state trooper Chipecles.
321
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,875
Oh, this is not
what it looks like.
322
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,041
I-I just came here
to get my poem.
323
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,667
I really need to
practice reading it.
324
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,750
Zip it. Try reading that.
325
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:59,959
"No one under XVIII admitted."
326
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,250
Underage and a thief.
327
00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:04,250
Oh, no, no, no, no.
328
00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:07,417
See, you don't understand.
I can explain everything.
329
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:09,625
Explain it to the judge, junior.
330
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:11,500
I'm taking you in.
331
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,792
You just missed him.
332
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,875
The kid got busted,
pinched, caged.
333
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:18,375
Sorry, twins.
334
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:20,375
Let's just forget it.
335
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,041
The key to obsessive
behavior, brother,
336
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,417
is follow-through.
337
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:28,041
Which way to the jail?
338
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,792
Uh, there, baby.
339
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:42,000
So this whole silly
misunderstanding, really,
340
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:46,041
was caused by a
fear of public speaking.
341
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,667
Can you believe it?
342
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,709
You want the key
to public speaking?
343
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,792
A strong topic sentence.
344
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,875
That way, even if the
rest of your speech tanks,
345
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:57,625
people will have one
good thing to remember.
346
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,041
That's not very comforting.
347
00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:02,834
Then try this. You don't have
to worry about your presentation,
348
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,458
'cause you're going to
be locked up ad infinitum,
349
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,250
and that goes for
your pony pal, too.
350
00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:16,125
Oh, father, I don't
often ask for help...
351
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,250
Surprise! Surprise!
352
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:20,458
Orthos?
353
00:18:20,542 --> 00:18:23,125
Correct, Hercules.
We meet again.
354
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:26,542
That roof is the property
of the Athens P.D., monster.
355
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,585
Send us a bill, flatfoot.
We're here for Hercules.
356
00:18:29,083 --> 00:18:31,750
Ah, in cahoots with a
two-headed cyclops, huh?
357
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,333
That figures.
358
00:18:33,417 --> 00:18:36,959
No, it's not like that.
Tell him it's not like that!
359
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,500
- I don't think so.
- No!
360
00:18:42,959 --> 00:18:44,250
What do you want?
361
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,667
Don't play coy, hero.
362
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:49,291
We've come to avenge our
humiliating defeat at your hands.
363
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:53,166
Let's just eat him and
get on with our lives, OK?
364
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,000
Oh, we'll eat him, all right.
365
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:59,959
- Thank you.
- We'll eat him in front of people,
366
00:19:00,041 --> 00:19:01,458
lots of people.
367
00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:04,583
We need a bigger playing field.
368
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:08,709
Help! Help!
369
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:13,458
That's right, fear
the mighty Orthos!
370
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,083
But stick around
to watch the fight.
371
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,667
I order you to stop terrorizing
372
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,291
these good people.
373
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:26,458
Cute. We will now set
forth the rules of this battle.
374
00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:27,458
Rules?
375
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:29,125
We're tough but fair.
376
00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:31,625
Uhh!
377
00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:34,542
Rule number one... No kicking.
378
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:35,625
Uhh!
379
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:39,709
Get him!
380
00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:47,834
He's making us look bad.
381
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,458
Uhh!
382
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,000
Sorry I can't chat,
383
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:01,208
but I'm late for school.
384
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,417
You did good, kid.
385
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,166
Thanks. Oh, my
gosh. I'm late for class.
386
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,667
Hold it, hold it.
387
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:13,875
There's still the matter of you and
a certain seedy waterfront taverna.
388
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:15,875
You can't...
389
00:20:15,959 --> 00:20:18,458
But in light of your
recent hot-dog heroics,
390
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,417
I think I can look the
other way this time.
391
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,166
Oh, thank you.
392
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:26,166
But know this... if I catch you
393
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,166
on the wrong side
of the law again,
394
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,125
I'm taking you down hard!
395
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,709
Right. Got it.
396
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,625
Remember, strong topic sentence!
397
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,709
Mr. Hercules, you're late.
398
00:20:48,792 --> 00:20:49,875
Where have you been?
399
00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,625
Well, it all began yesterday...
400
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:57,750
and when I looked back
down, the tablet was gone.
401
00:20:57,834 --> 00:21:00,291
I looked all over
Speedy Pita, but...
402
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,959
So, I'm in the garbage
cart, which smells really ripe,
403
00:21:04,041 --> 00:21:05,500
and it tips me into the dump.
404
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:06,750
Ugh! Stink city.
405
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:09,521
Fortunately, Pegasus was in the
neighborhood, and he caught me.
406
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,709
Have you ever met a harpy?
407
00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:15,500
Ugh! What a pain.
408
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:18,083
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
409
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,667
After I nearly
fell off the ledge,
410
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:23,667
I offered her something
shiny, and that got rid of her.
411
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:27,792
I was this close to the
tablet when a thunderbolt hits.
412
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:31,834
What is a city-state trooper
doing in a taverna anyway?
413
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:36,208
So, there we are, me and
Orthos, the two-headed cyclops.
414
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:37,792
I swung as hard as I could.
415
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:40,166
He... I mean, they went down,
416
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,125
which brings us to this morning.
417
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,000
Ho! Epic!
418
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,125
Wait, that wasn't it.
419
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,625
Mr. Hercules,
420
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,500
that tale was outlandish
beyond belief...
421
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,375
Mayhem and monsters,
422
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:57,542
coincidences and catastrophes.
423
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,291
Alpha-plus!
424
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:03,333
It was everything an
epic poem should be.
425
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,000
No, that... that
really happened.
426
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:09,291
This is my...
alpha-plus? Really? Wow.
427
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,125
- Guess who.
- My grade.
428
00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:15,792
My grade. Mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine!
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