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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Is he bold? ♪
- ♪ No one braver ♪
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- ♪ Is he sweet? ♪
- ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no
one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit
till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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In the ancient realm
of myths and monsters,
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there was no beast more
feared than the Nemean Lion.
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Woe to any hero foolhardy
enough to face that toothy maw.
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Ah, but the mighty Hercules
was just such a hero,
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and it was he who...
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Come in!
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Are you? You seem
to make a habit of it.
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Oh, you love it.
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Besides, we got to
set the record straight.
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Now just a minute.
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The mighty Hercules
vanquished the Nemean Lion.
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Everybody knows that.
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Sure, now. But not
at the time. Mnh-mnh.
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Oh, uh... really?
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Honey, it got complicated.
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Ho ho, Herc!
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You are gonna love this!
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So they've taken you on
the same field trip every year?
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Only since kindergarten.
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Welcome, Prometheus
Academy students
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to the Olive Works tour.
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I'm your guide, Pimentocles.
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Soon you will get a
once-in-a-lifetime peek
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into the exciting
world of the olive
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and its by-products,
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olive oil, olive
relish, and olive loaf!
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Ooh! The cold cut of Kings.
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Please step away from the tram
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until it comes to
a complete stop.
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"Olive" board! Aha ha!
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Oops. Just missed the tram.
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But there's another
in two minutes.
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How many... in... your... party?
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Did you hear something?
Sounded like a scream.
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Probably somebody
who just finished the tour.
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Cassandra, please.
Show a little reverence.
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We are about to enter
the Hall of Pimentos.
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For your safety, please
keep your arms and legs
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inside the tram at all times.
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No pictures.
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Official bas-reliefs
of the tour are...
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We all love our
fair city of Athens,
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But do you know the story of
how Athens came to be Athens?
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Huh?
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I'd like to think I had
something to do with that.
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It's the mighty Athena!
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Hello, mighty Athena.
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Can you tell us how
Athens came to be Athens?
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Certainly, Mr. Pimentocles.
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Hold your sea horses, lady!
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You can't tell this
story without Poseidon!
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Ha ha ha! He has a point.
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You see, each of these
gods offered this land a gift.
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Accept this everflowing spring,
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good for bathing and whatnot,
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And become Poseidonopolis!
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Or accept this charming
olive tree and become...
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Athens!
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Well, we all know
what we went for!
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The more practical gift.
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Sorry, Sea God!
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Athenians want their olives!
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And that's how the olive became
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the backbone of the
Athenian economy.
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And now, for a special treat...
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An exclusive peek
behind the magic
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of our Pimento packing plant!
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Ha ha!
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I got to get a picture of this!
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Icarus, is this
really necessary?
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Come on, honey, we're
making memories here.
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Oh, and please, no pictures.
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Official bas-reliefs of the tour
are available at our gift shop.
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It's gotten so commercial.
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Used to be about the olives.
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Here, under
climate-controlled conditions,
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we stuff each individual
olive with its hidden treasure.
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I feel like somebody's
watching us.
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Oooh! It's the pimentos!
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A thousand little red
eyes that never blink!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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I guess.
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Thank you for joining us!
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And don't forget your
complimentary Kalamatas
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at our hospitality center!
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Heh! Bye!
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Hey!
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OK, that was a scream!
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Oh, come on! Is this
all you people do?
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Isn't there anyone in Athens gutsy
enough to fight the Nemean Lion?
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They pay me in Kalamatas! Aaaah!
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Don't panic!
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There's a
hero-in-training on the job!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh, Herc, you left one standing.
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Oh. Yeah. My mistake.
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Hall of Pimentos demolished.
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Initial reports
show no injuries.
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Other than, of course,
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the crippling of the
Athenian economy!
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These things are cyclical.
The economy will bounce back.
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So, why are we here?
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Because I want to know just
how that factory crumbled to dust.
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Now, let's see.
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"Cassandra, fashionably
downbeat high-schooler
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cursed with dark
visions of doom."
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Well, missy, what did you see?
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I didn't see a thing.
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The seer didn't see. Peachy.
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But you don't have to be
clairvoyant to finger the perpetrator.
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Not when Hercules is involved!
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Oh. But, sir, I... Zip it, punk!
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You got a rap scroll
longer than Zeus' beard.
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Reckless driving at the
reins of Apollo's chariot...
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The allegedly accidental attack
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on our beloved
leader Pericles...
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And who could forget the
colossus of Rhodes incident?
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I think we all know
who did the crime,
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the same punk who's
going to be doing the time.
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Doing time?
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But it's my first offense!
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Icarus! What are you doing?
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Saving your Olympian behind!
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What are you babbling
about, you little ferret?
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Oh, do I have to
spell it out for you?
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This is my confession.
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'Twas I that
demolished the building!
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'Twas I that dealt a deadly blow
to the Athenian olive industry!
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'Twas I that...
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Saved Athens from a monster!
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- Who?
- Young man, you're a hero!
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You saved us all
from the Nemean Lion.
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Come see!
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We found him knocked out
cold under the olive press.
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Ugh, look at this! Never
even saw what hit me!
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Come here, you weenies!
I demand a fair fight!
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Hey! Somebody step up.
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My employees were terrorized.
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Those teeth were gigantic
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I knew there was trouble
in that factory! I could feel it!
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Thank Zeus for the young
man who leapt into action.
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What's your name, son?
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Icarus, sir.
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Brave lad! You don't
know Fear, do you?
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Well, we're acquaintances.
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The Nemean Lion? In Athens?
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Yeah, Nemea was boring me.
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I was looking to
spread the terror.
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Not while our boy
Icarus is around.
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This is the guy that whacked me?
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Great. My reputation's shot.
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They think Icarus is the hero.
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Funny, as long as he
doesn't think he's the hero.
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Ah! That's right, lion!
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I'm bad! You're sad.
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I'm tough! You're bluff.
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I'm... something,
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and you're the negative of
that something, buddy! Ha!
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OK, rookie, let's see
some hero hustle!
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Oy! If this keeps up, I'm
gonna run out of discuses.
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Come on, Pegasus!
Come on, boy! Fetch!
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Good boy!
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Well done, steed.
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Hero-in-training Icarus
reporting for hero training, sir.
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Let me guess, flew too
close to the sun again.
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Uh, heh, I kind of told
him he could drop by.
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He wants to train to be a hero.
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Him? A hero-in-training?
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Philoctetes, I'm serious.
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I'd like to get in touch
with my heroic side.
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Two words. Ri-diculous.
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Well, maybe you
haven't read the papers!
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"Teen hero!" et
cetera, et cetera.
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Here. I happen to have a
couple of clippings. Yeah.
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Phil, go easy on him.
He's my best friend.
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Say no more.
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Icarus, let me show
you something.
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Right there... that's
a hero-in-training.
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He's got the potential,
the dedication,
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and most of all, the heart.
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Well, I have heart.
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I don't... Let me put
this to you gently.
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You are not a
hero-in-training! End of story!
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You are so right.
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Thanks, Phil.
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That was going easy?
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Eh, it got the job done.
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I don't get it.
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Icarus never skips a
Friday night at Speedy Pita.
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Yeah, if he stays
away a few more years
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I might start to miss him.
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I don't even want to
know what he's doing, OK?
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I'm scaring away
evildoers, honey.
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What evildoers?
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Exactly!
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Effective, no?
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I love this city-state.
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I must now live in the
shadows to protect it.
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But Phil said...
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I know! And he was so right.
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I realize now that I am
no mere hero-in-training.
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I am more than that!
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More than even a hero.
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I'm a kind of a... let's
see, oh, how do I say it?
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Kind of a... Superhero!
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Superhero!
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♪ Who soars like
an eagle in flight? ♪
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♪ Icarus ♪
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♪ Who fights for the
right With his might? ♪
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♪ Icarus ♪
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♪ Who thwarts any threat
Without breaking a sweat ♪
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♪ And looks pretty
good in his tights? ♪
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That's me.
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♪ Icarus ♪
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Icarus? Icarus?
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Icarus! Would you listen?
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You've got to give
up this hero stuff.
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We don't expect you to get
completely in touch with reality.
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Just back to your
previous level of delusion.
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Guys, I'd like to be Joe
Normal again, I really would,
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But I can't turn back now.
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Athens needs me.
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Icarus, Athens needs you!
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See? I told you!
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The Nemean Lion's escaped.
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Well, it's me he wants...
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and I shan't disappoint him.
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Icarus! What are you thinking?
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You'll get yourself killed!
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00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:51,000
Ha! Hero-in-training.
256
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:54,667
Come on, you stinkin' Athenians!
257
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:56,083
Where's your hero?
258
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,583
Bring me Icarus!
259
00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:59,208
I'm sorry...
260
00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,542
But you're going to have
to settle for me tonight.
261
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,709
What is this? Who are you?
262
00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:05,792
The name's Hercules!
263
00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:07,542
Yeah? So?
264
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,500
Uh, yeah. Thanks, Herc.
I'll, uh, take it from here.
265
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:11,583
What?
266
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,375
So, foe... We meet again!
267
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,000
H-h-hold on. Icarus.
268
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:18,166
Listen to me. This
is danger... oh!
269
00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,458
Icarus!
270
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:45,333
Well, I guess you could
say I won the "mane" event.
271
00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:47,375
Ha! Ho!
272
00:13:47,458 --> 00:13:50,458
Good pun! I am so made for this!
273
00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:52,667
And I'm not "lyin'"... "lion!"
274
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,583
Ooh! Double pun!
275
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,083
I am so good!
276
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,583
Calm thyselves, citizens.
277
00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,583
No need to make a fuss.
278
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:07,417
Oh! OK! Go ahead!
279
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:08,709
Make a fuss!
280
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,875
You are kidding me.
281
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,542
Ho, did you see that, Herc?
282
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:19,166
Chalk up one more victory
for the hero of Athens!
283
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:21,250
No, Icarus. I beat the lion.
284
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,208
Oh, sure you did,
boo-boo! Sure you did!
285
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:27,709
But... but... I'm the hero.
286
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,667
This was a new statue, punk.
287
00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:36,083
It's not what it looks like.
288
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,166
Never is with your type, is it?
289
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,917
Oh, if only you could be
more like that Icarus kid.
290
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:48,917
Icarus says, "No
claws for alarm!"
291
00:14:55,959 --> 00:14:58,834
Ho! Good morning, Athens!
292
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:02,875
It is I, your protector
and role model!
293
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,959
Quite a turnout for
your weirdo buddy.
294
00:15:06,041 --> 00:15:09,709
He hasn't done anything! I've
defeated the Nemean Lion twice! Me!
295
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:12,667
Phil... Icarus is not a hero.
296
00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:13,750
Mm-hmm.
297
00:15:13,792 --> 00:15:16,834
I mean, you said it yourself
and, boy-oh-boy, were you right.
298
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,917
Mm-hmm.
299
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,834
Of course, Icarus
thinks he's a hero.
300
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:23,417
I cannot help but detect
a slight edge to you today.
301
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,500
Oh, no, no. No edge. Not really.
302
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,792
It's just... It should
be me in that parade!
303
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:32,834
Herc, being a hero is not about
being in a parade or on a banner
304
00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:34,542
or on the front page.
305
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:35,875
I know, Phil, but...
306
00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:37,709
But it is about saving people,
307
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,333
which you did last night.
308
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,083
In spades, I might add.
309
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:43,083
Yeah. I did, didn't I?
310
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,000
Yep.
311
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:46,750
Let's just hope you're
there when the time comes.
312
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:48,208
What do you mean? What time?
313
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:52,041
The time the superhero
gets in over his big head.
314
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,166
Ho, thank you!
315
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:57,417
I love you!
316
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:58,750
No pictures, please!
317
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:02,875
Official bas-reliefs are
available at my gift shop.
318
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,041
Hey, I know where you live!
319
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:08,166
Oh, you're big man
now I'm in a cage!
320
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,750
My tail, my mane,
and now insults?
321
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,667
I'm gonna eat Icarus.
322
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,375
There. I made the
vow. It will be done!
323
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,792
What's going on?
What is all this?
324
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:27,291
It's the media, Herc.
They dog my every move.
325
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,625
You'll learn all about them when
you become a full-fledged hero.
326
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,792
Keep an eye on this kid, huh?
327
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,291
His name's Hercules,
328
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:37,375
and he is gonna be one
heck of a hero someday.
329
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,625
Yeah! Heracles!
330
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:41,458
Do you hope to someday
be a hero like Icarus?
331
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,250
No comment.
332
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:48,959
Icarus! It's the Nemean Lion!
333
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:49,875
He's escaped!
334
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:52,935
Come on! Again?
335
00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:55,959
I, uh, put in for a better
cage in next year's budget.
336
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,000
Ah! Good work!
337
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:02,208
Herc. Cassandra.
Get somewhere safe.
338
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,375
The danger zone is no place
for two innocents like you.
339
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,959
Now let's roll, baby!
340
00:17:09,041 --> 00:17:10,625
Right!
341
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,291
Are you gonna
bail him out again?
342
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:16,959
Well, I've got to.
343
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:20,208
Oh, come on, just let
him get lightly mauled.
344
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,208
We've managed to
pin him down in there,
345
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:26,208
but he won't come
out until you face him.
346
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:27,959
Go to it, hero!
347
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:30,208
Oh, what a brave lad!
348
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,083
Certain death awaits him!
349
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:34,291
A hero to the bitter end.
350
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,041
Icarus is here.
351
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,250
Oh! Hiding are you?
352
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:46,125
Has my reputation
frightened the big baby?
353
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:51,333
Maybe the baby has to run
back to his Nemean mommy, eh?
354
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:53,875
Hey! Leave my
mother out of this!
355
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,625
Once again fate has
brought us together.
356
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:57,792
What took you so long?
357
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,625
I was watching you,
learning your moves.
358
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:03,417
Oh, is... I have moves? Really?
359
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:04,375
Cool!
360
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,750
Yeah, hero. Show me
what you're made of.
361
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:10,375
Oh, ho! You want
some of this? Huh?
362
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,625
You want to see
what I'm made of?
363
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:15,166
Well, here's a
factory tour, baby!
364
00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,667
Ow!
365
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,083
That hurt!
366
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:21,917
What was that? That's it?
367
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,792
Well... worked before.
368
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:25,709
How did you get me
with that lame-o move?
369
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:29,041
Last time you knocked me so
hard I thought you were a demigod.
370
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,250
Demigod? Hmm. Well,
that means that, uh...
371
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:34,834
Oh, no!
372
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:39,625
I'm a big old honkin' fraud!
373
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:42,709
Herc beat you! I
just got the credit!
374
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:46,417
And then I just surfed
the publicity wave, man!
375
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,250
I am so ashamed!
376
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,750
OK. Just stand up already.
377
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,083
You're embarrassing both of us.
378
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,917
OK. OK. Thanks.
379
00:18:58,917 --> 00:19:00,875
Yeah. Whatever. Who's Herc?
380
00:19:00,959 --> 00:19:03,417
He's the one who
really defeated you!
381
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:07,333
Look at me. I'm
just a credit hog.
382
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,417
I'm not arguing. I'll
settle up with him later.
383
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,709
Right now, I'm just...
I'm gonna eat you.
384
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:17,500
Ow! My tooth!
385
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:19,500
Paws off my pal, monster!
386
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:21,000
Hey, that's a good line.
387
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,000
You're Hercules, right?
388
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:26,750
That's right! Hercules.
Hero-in-training.
389
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:30,667
And he is gonna mop the
floor with your hide, buddy!
390
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,000
That so?
391
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,875
Well, hero-in-training,
392
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:37,625
seems I can blame you for
my bent tail and chrome dome!
393
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:38,792
And my broken tooth!
394
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:50,834
Ow!
395
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,208
Fight fair!
396
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:23,291
Well, Herc, doesn't look like
you'll ever make full-fledged hero.
397
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:27,166
Hey! Paws off my pal, baby!
398
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,291
Ow!
399
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:36,917
Whoa!
400
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:38,500
Whoops.
401
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:45,959
Herc?
402
00:20:47,291 --> 00:20:48,291
Herc.
403
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,750
One more item for
my rap scroll, I guess.
404
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,667
Oh, Herc!
405
00:20:54,792 --> 00:20:58,583
You're alive! Will
you ever forgive me?
406
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,834
I'm a fake! A sham! A pretender!
407
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:04,166
Icarus, it's OK. I forgive you.
408
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,417
No, no! I was sucked into
the hype machine, man!
409
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,959
You deserve the accolades!
410
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,041
You deserve the
adoration of the masses!
411
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:13,250
A real hero doesn't
need that stuff, Icarus.
412
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,625
I should have known better
than to think I could be a hero.
413
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:19,500
Come on, when I was in
trouble, you took the blame.
414
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:20,583
You're my hero.
415
00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:23,959
No, no, no! Really? Ooh, buddy!
416
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,417
Maybe I could be like,
you know, your sidekick.
417
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,166
You know, like "sidekick guy"!
418
00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,041
Like if a bad guy needs
to take a hostage, well,
419
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,208
that could be me!
420
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,000
Or, uh, I could organize
your Junior Hero League.
421
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,083
- Uh, Icarus?
- Yeah, Herc.
422
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,041
How 'bout a little quiet time?
423
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,792
OK, buddy! Say no more!
424
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:45,250
Quiet like mice. Not even here.
425
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:46,417
Shh.
426
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,458
"Icarus," Scene IV. Take I.
427
00:21:56,542 --> 00:21:58,792
And action... cut!
428
00:21:58,959 --> 00:22:00,208
Take II.
429
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:02,041
Action... cut!
430
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,125
Action!
431
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:05,458
Cut!
432
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,583
Action... cut! Cut!
433
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:15,375
Action... cut!
434
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,667
Action! Cut!
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