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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Prometheus Academy parents,
on behalf of myself, Parentheses,
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and our venerable faculty...
You know who you are...
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Welcome, one and all...
Except tuition-tardy deadbeats.
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- Let's go.
- Let's go.
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Ha! Open house! Oh, yeah!
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Get to see the
parents on campus.
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Groovy.
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Icarus, you see your father
every day in shop class.
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No! Not my parents, silly!
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I'm meeting the two people
who dared to take a dream
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and make it a reality...
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A dream called Cassandra.
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I'm having a nightmare...
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A nightmare called Icarus.
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It's funny... some kids' parents
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re nothing like I pictured...
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Oh!
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And some are... exactly.
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So, Herc, can we expect
an earthly appearance
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by big daddy "Z"?
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Uh, I sent the
invitation to Olympus...
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Hermes express.
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Their royal majesties...
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King Cinyras and
Queen Myrrha of Thrace.
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Make way for the blue bloods.
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Unlike your parents, who
are no doubt blue-collar.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ho, ho!
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You are bitin' for
a smitin', mister.
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I think you'll be
pretty surprised
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when my parents
get here, Adonis.
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Yes... surprised they have
the ability to walk erect.
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Now, I must
embrace my trust fund.
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Daddums, Mumsie,
so glad you could come.
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Mwah. Mwah.
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I wouldn't have traded a visit with
my boy For all the gold in Thrace.
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Which, of course,
we already have.
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- Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha! How about that.
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Wait till the clouds part,
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and my parents make a
big Olympian entrance.
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Adonis will eat his words.
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I foresee a weekend
of humiliation.
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Pile it on. Adonis earned it.
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Cassandra!
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Not Adonis. Me.
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Where's our little casserole?
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We've been looking
for you, sugarplum.
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I said, "Vic, I think
she's hiding from us."
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Ha ha! Of course ha
ha! She was kidding.
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Of course.
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Save me.
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Cassandra, they're your parents.
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Sighs Try the Greek
ideal of embarrassment.
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Casserole, you never
told us you had a steady.
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See what I mean?
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They called Icarus "steady."
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Cassandra, they love you.
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You have nothing
to be ashamed of.
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You are so wrong.
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You should love them, no matter
how much they embarrass you.
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They raised you!
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Son, son. Here we are!
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Yoo-hoo!
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Hercules!
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When am I supposed
to be... pretty surprised?
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W-W-Who-o-oa!
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Aaahhh!
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Ugh! Ugh!
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Slow down, son.
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Ha! We've got all weekend.
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Mom. Pop.
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Penelope. I wasn't
expecting you...
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Uh, so early.
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Well, the invitation says,
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"Allow plenty of time
for cross-town traffic."
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You got the invitation?
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I mean... I mean you
got... You got the invitation!
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Wow!
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Let's go have us a look-see
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at this fancy school of yours.
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Ha ha! Oh, we can't
wait to meet your friends.
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Ah, Hercules, what
a fine donkey cart.
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Your father must
have made a killing
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in the slop market.
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"Slop."
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Adonis, aren't you going to
introduce your academy chum?
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You can meet him tonight
at the gala parents' dinner.
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That should be rich. Ha ha!
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Oh, golly! A parents' dinner?
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Oh! Ha ha! What fun!
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Oh, yeah... Fun.
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This your first
catering job, kid?
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Well, I used to
deliver for speedy pita.
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Huh. Why did ya leave?
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I almost got eaten by
a two-headed cyclops.
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Ha! Fast food.
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Professional catering's
a different game.
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Aaahhh!
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Come on!
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Stinkin' cross-town traffic!
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Oh, man!
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Not again!
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I got a gala full
of hungry people,
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and, brother, you're in my way.
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Hyah!
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Wow!
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Professional catering
is not for chickens, kid.
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Grrrhuh?
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Yum, yum!
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Aha!
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And here's our little casserole
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when she was only one year old.
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Daddy's little girl.
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Oh, such carefree days of youth!
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And I thought seeing
the future was a curse.
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Oh, I brought some
baby Herc poses, too.
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Mom, nobody wants to see those.
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Hercules, they're cute.
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Ooh! Who is this
darling little naked child?
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It's so cute!
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Hey! Maybe we should see
what your parents brought along.
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As a matter of fact,
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Tthey're about to make
the presentation now.
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I'd like to humbly thank
his majesty, King Cinyras,
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for his generous
gift and tax write-off.
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A bronze Adonis... lovely.
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Add a little Mediterranean
sun, and we'll be bronze twinsies.
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It will occupy a place of prominence
behind the faculty washroom.
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Now, let's dive into our
sumptuous... If catered... Feast.
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So, where are
the... country kinfolk?
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They're with... your parents.
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I'm working on something
new back home...
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Crossing a mule with a goat.
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It gives me milk
with a little kick in it.
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- Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha!
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Oh, animal husbandry...
Such rich comic fodder.
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Oh, yes, you jackanapes, you.
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Hey, they look like they're
getting along with your folks.
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Please. My father's obviously just
amused by their simpleton ways.
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He left his court
jester at home.
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I mean, come on.
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Oh, yeah. I should have known.
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Mmm. Liver pâté. Yum.
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Oh, Cassandra.
I can't take this.
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My parents are so embarrassing!
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Join the club.
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Club?
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Quick poll... if
you had to choose,
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would you kiss a gorgon or be seen
shopping at the Agora with your parents?
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Gorgon.
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This is different.
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I wanted my god
parents to come here
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because, I don't know, it
would make me look so cool.
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My mortal parents
are just so... ordinary.
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I'm sorry, son...
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Sorry that we're
ordinary mortals.
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Oh, Pop, I didn't...
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I didn't know you were there.
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Guessed you didn't.
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But, Pop, wait. I...
I-I didn't mean to...
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Ignore your own advice?
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- Huh?
- I think it went something like,
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"They love you. They raised you.
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You have nothing
to be ashamed of."
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And I still love them,
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no matter how much
they embarrass me.
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Oh, thanks, Cassandra.
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Sure. And if you run
into Vic and Evelyn,
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keep running!
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Cassandra, we just... Kidding!
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Maybe we ought to go home
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before we embarrass
our boy anymore.
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Mom, Pop, I'm sorry!
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I can explain everything.
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Except that.
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Aaahhh!
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Hush, woman. No need to panic.
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Grrr! Grrr!
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Cover the canapés! Grab the
crudité! Batten down the hors d'oeuvres.
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Ooh, is this, um...
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"glittering salute to
parents and guardians"?
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Sorry, no. I
believe it is Ladon...
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A mountain of living gullet.
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Oh, thanks.
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Mom, Pop, stay here!
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Where are my soldiers?
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Wait a second! You've got
some shmuts on your face.
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Mom.
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This is hero stuff!
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This is a private party!
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I have to ask you...
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- Grrr!
- To leave... Ow... Quietly.
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Protect me, me! Ooh!
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All right... No more
food service for me!
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Hey!
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Aah!
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Over here!
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Ugh!
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Look! He's calming down!
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Grrrr!
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Ugh!
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Yah!
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Ow!
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Whoa!
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Oh, my baby!
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Son!
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OK, then. Who wants
to sing along with Vic?
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Play a travel game?
Ooh! Tell scary stories?
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I think this is plenty
scary enough.
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Do not fear, common people.
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My son, the prince, is no doubt
taking swift and decisive action.
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We're going to
have a coronation.
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King Adonis...
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It just rolls off the
tongue so naturally.
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Where'd everybody go?
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Are you familiar with Echidna,
the mother of all monsters?
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Ladon, where have
you been, baby?
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Mommy's been looking for you.
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Mama!
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Uh-huh. What do you have?
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Show me!
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And I thought Athens
was a wild town.
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Oh, I get motion sickness
whenever I travel to a land I don't rule.
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Hey!
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Mmm.
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Ladon, what have I told you?
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You know you're not
ready for solid foods.
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Ugh!
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Whew! That was close!
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I need to mash
them up first. Heh!
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Oh!
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Remember this place, Pegasus?
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The domain of Echidna.
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OK, now we need a plan.
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Any ideas?
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00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,375
How many times
do I have to tell you...
264
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,000
Don't play with your food!
265
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,750
Now, go dirty up for dinner.
266
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,792
You're all clean...
it's embarrassing!
267
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,208
Were you born in a palace?
268
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:30,750
Ay! Kids... they never listen!
269
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,125
Huh! Tell me about it.
270
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,166
The same was
true of our little boy.
271
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,458
H-h-how can you be
talking to this monster?
272
00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,125
She's getting ready to stew us!
273
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,917
She's a parent. We're parents.
274
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,959
I think we can find
common ground.
275
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:46,625
Oh, yes. You know,
when our son was a baby,
276
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:48,041
he bothered us day and night.
277
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,750
Well, he was always...
Well, actually, no.
278
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:53,875
He was bothering a nanny. We
never saw much of him until he was 12.
279
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:13,375
Shh! Pegasus, quiet!
280
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:15,375
Oh!
281
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:18,750
It's thankless, ieing the
mother of all monsters.
282
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:26,000
Yes, but the rewards
are so wonderful.
283
00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:28,542
No matter how
trying they may be,
284
00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,083
you still love them.
285
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,667
Well, our little
casserole is just...
286
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:33,917
Casserole?
287
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,333
Haven't made one
of those in a while.
288
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:40,792
Oh, tell us more about
your little monsters.
289
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,750
Oh, you don't want to hear
about my ungrateful kids,
290
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:44,834
believe me.
291
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,792
Hey, we're not going anywhere.
292
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,417
♪ I wouldn't kid ya ♪
293
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,083
♪ It's not easy being Echidna ♪
294
00:14:53,166 --> 00:14:54,917
♪ The mother of all monsters ♪
295
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,792
♪ Is the toughest job to do ♪
296
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,959
Oh, you have no idea.
297
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:04,834
♪ You try to teach
them wrong from right ♪
298
00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:07,792
♪ The proper way to drool ♪
299
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,333
♪ You give the best
years of your life ♪
300
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,125
♪ And hope they turn out cruel ♪
301
00:15:13,208 --> 00:15:16,625
♪ But they don't make
Their supper squeal ♪
302
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:19,208
♪ By filing their fangs
Before every meal ♪
303
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:22,291
♪ It makes my black heart blue ♪
304
00:15:22,375 --> 00:15:24,792
♪ What's a mother to do? ♪
305
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,458
♪ They eat in such a hurry ♪
306
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:30,208
♪ As if torture was a task ♪
307
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:34,208
♪ Just write to me sometimes!
I'm a mother! I worry! ♪
308
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:36,125
♪ Now, is that
too much to ask? ♪
309
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:39,834
♪ From time to time,
They lose their heads ♪
310
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:42,500
♪ Forget to rip a
town to shreds ♪
311
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:45,417
♪ And break all bones in two ♪
312
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,834
♪ What's a mother to do? ♪
313
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,583
♪ Why can't they stomp ♪
314
00:15:49,667 --> 00:15:53,542
♪ And chortle like
a monster should ♪
315
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:57,834
♪ Instead of romping
merrily Through the woods? ♪
316
00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,125
It's embarrassing!
317
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,875
♪ They don't like grrr-ing
When they're stirring up ♪
318
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:06,083
♪ The Greeks in
a stinkpot stew ♪
319
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,834
♪ When will they get a clue ♪
320
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:11,750
♪ On how to spit and spew? ♪
321
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:14,709
♪ Oy, vai, I'm asking you ♪
322
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:17,959
♪ What's a mother to do? ♪
323
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,166
Hercules!
324
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:29,417
You! What have you
got against my family?
325
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,500
Ugh! I won't let you eat
326
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,792
the greatest parents
a guy could ever have!
327
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,333
Aah!
328
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:40,458
That's my boy! Show
that beast who's boss, son!
329
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,333
Come on! Let's get out of here!
330
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,667
Pegasus? Boy?
331
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,667
Ha! Sic 'em, baby!
332
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:51,834
Ahh!
333
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,208
Ugh!
334
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:59,375
Oh! Waaa!
335
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,417
Waa! Waa! Oh!
336
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,917
Look! His mouth!
337
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,250
Oh! Aah! Ooh!
338
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,750
Oh, my precious. What's
wrong with you, baby?
339
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:12,250
That baby's teething!
340
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,959
Oh, more good news.
341
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,458
You know, I wondered what
had him so fussy and cranky.
342
00:17:20,542 --> 00:17:22,875
I guess I won't be
needing this now.
343
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,291
Whew! Because
you're letting us go?
344
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:30,333
No, because now my baby's
ready for grown-up food!
345
00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:39,834
Whoa!
346
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,875
Son, no matter what happens,
347
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:44,875
you'll always be a hero to us.
348
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,250
Can't you make her a cash offer?
349
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:48,250
Well, I've tried,
350
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,291
But she's not
interested in gold.
351
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,041
Oh, she is a monster!
352
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,709
- Ooh! Aah!
- Oh!
353
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,792
Is it soup yet, huh?
354
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:03,959
I like soup!
355
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:07,083
Clam up, Vic!
We're all going to die!
356
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,250
Ugh!
357
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,500
Oh, needs spice.
358
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,458
And bring to a boil!
359
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,875
Ha ha! Love it!
360
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:33,125
Oh, is baby hungry?
361
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:36,750
I suppose one bite
won't ruin your appetite.
362
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:40,250
They say wonder boys help
build strong bodies 12 ways.
363
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:55,500
Ah-ah-ah-choo!
364
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,125
Huh?
365
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,333
Aah!
366
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:02,291
All right!
367
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,291
Come on! Let's ruin dinner!
368
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:10,709
Waa!
369
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,000
Start running!
I'll distract her!
370
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:20,500
Oh, what's the use?
Game over, man!
371
00:19:20,583 --> 00:19:22,583
Stick a fork in us. We're done.
372
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,458
We can make it. Follow me!
373
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:31,041
Ugh!
374
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:42,125
Ow! You little...
375
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,959
Waa! Waa!
376
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,333
Oh, shh!
377
00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:58,250
Oh, mama's big Ladon.
They're only your baby fangs.
378
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,417
You'll get your grown-up
fangs soon enough.
379
00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:05,500
And then you can eat Hercules!
380
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:08,083
This time, she's really steamed!
381
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,917
Don't worry, son. I have a plan.
382
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,417
Huh?
383
00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:21,750
Oh, good plan, dear!
384
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:25,166
I was going to make
a lasso out of my belt,
385
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,667
but the lightning thing...
That was good, too.
386
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,917
Thanks. I try.
387
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,291
Father! What are you doing here?
388
00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:38,125
I forwarded your invitation
to Amphitryon and Alcmena.
389
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,792
You did? Why?
390
00:20:39,917 --> 00:20:43,041
Because you ought to be
proud of your mortal parents, son,
391
00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:44,458
and treasure them
392
00:20:44,542 --> 00:20:48,250
as they treasure you because...
393
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,000
Because if you forget
where you came from,
394
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,792
you can't know
where you're going.
395
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,208
Good one! You know, Hercules,
396
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:59,166
you've got a
marvelous Pop there.
397
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,458
I do know.
398
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:04,875
I've got the best two dads
a demigod could ask for.
399
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,667
Now, show your
folks a good time.
400
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:11,000
I have to go teach a
lesson about hubris.
401
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:13,041
Catch you later!
402
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:20,250
I hereby announce
the reign of King Adonis!
403
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,500
King Adonis?
404
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,166
Daddums? Mumsie?
405
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,542
You're back!
406
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:28,583
I was worried sick.
407
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:31,875
That's for getting
too big for your toga!
408
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,667
You have been a bad boy, Adonis.
409
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:38,041
Perhaps we should take
away your royal yacht privileges.
410
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:41,083
And give your servants
a fortnight's vacation.
411
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,667
On the royal yacht.
412
00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,667
Ooh!
413
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:46,500
Vic! Evelyn!
414
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,041
Mom! Dad!
415
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,500
How about a hug, huh?
416
00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,208
Please, life's too short.
417
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:55,041
The horror! The horror!
418
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,875
I love you guys.
419
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:02,291
Mom, Pop, how would you like
a first-class tour of the academy?
420
00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:04,250
What are we waiting for?
421
00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:09,542
Does your school
always look like this?
422
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,458
Ha! Just since I enrolled!
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