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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Is he bold? ♪
- ♪ No one braver ♪
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- ♪ Is he sweet? ♪
- ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no
one, a zero, zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit
till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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Amazing! Fantastic!
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Now, that's what I call
a geography project.
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What is it?
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A map of the world.
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Careful.
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Watch out!
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I spent several
excruciatingly tedious minutes
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hiring a professional
to construct that model.
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Your geography
projects are all lovely.
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I will begin the grading
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with Prince Adonis'
model volcano.
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Miss Cassiopeia, if
I may demonstrate,
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it's a working model.
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Surf's up. OK.
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Inspirational,
Adonis. Alpha-plus.
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What's not to lava?
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Ha ha ha... lava.
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Now, then, Mr. Hercules.
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Hmm. This is rather
unconventional.
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It's a map of the world.
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Well, it was.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, I'll give you
an incomplete.
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Perhaps you could aspire
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to something more
like Adonis' fine effort.
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You did that on purpose.
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So the traveling salesman
asks, "What do you think?"
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And the farmer's wife,
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she says, "I don't know.
It's all Greek to me."
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Ha ha ha!
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"Greek to me." get it? Ha ha ha.
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Oh... oh, yeah. That's
a good one, Father.
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Is something wrong, son?
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I wouldn't want to bore you.
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That's what these
father-son chats are for.
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Am I right, Hermes?
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Zeus, babe, they
don't come any righter.
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OK, there's this creep
at school named Adonis.
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Now we're getting somewhere.
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- Is he a Titan?
- No.
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- Monster?
- Unh-unh.
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A demigod?
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He's mortal.
Obnoxious, but mortal.
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Oh. Well, you...
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You just have to
show him who's boss.
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How? I mean, sure, sometimes I
feel like thrashing him, and I could,
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but that wouldn't
be very heroic.
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Oh, but you're my boy.
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It's not that simple.
He's a prince, and I'm...
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A son of Zeus.
Start acting like it.
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That's great on Mt. Olympus,
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but where I live, it's
another story, Dad.
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Up there, down here...
Put him in his place.
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End of story!
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You don't know what it's like.
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You wouldn't last 24
hours as a human teenager.
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Hermes, does he
seem peevish to you?
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With all due respect, large
guy, cut him some slack.
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I mean, you
banished your father.
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That was different. He
tried to swallow me whole.
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- Oh, here we go.
- Ha! Watch this.
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Aah!
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Whoops. Back in a flash.
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I feel like a kid again, Hermes.
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It's you, sir.
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Ha!
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OK, bottom line, I'm
stuck way down here,
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Cold, damp, lots
of, brrr, dead people.
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Zeus, on the other
hand, is way up there
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at the all-you-can-eat
ambrosia buffet.
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Objective, reverse positions.
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Hey!
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Cerberus, drop it.
Come on now, drop it.
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Lousy mutt. We're
living in bones "R" us,
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And he's got to use
my stuff for a chew toy.
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Hey, hey, listen up!
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Look, me master, you
obedient pup, got it?
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Ugh.
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Ugh. Pain! Panic!
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Present and accounted
for, your churlishness.
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- Nice doggies.
- Uh, good doggies.
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When you two were
whining about getting a puppy,
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what did I say?
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"You have to walk it.
You have to feed it."
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Did I not?
- I guess I'm really more of a cat person.
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- Aah!
- Whoa!
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Down, boys. Nice doggies.
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Help! Ow!
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Oy, I could have had a
nice three-headed goldfish.
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Prepare yourself, Icarus.
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Today is the day I beat Adonis.
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Ha! At dodge ball? Yeah, right.
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Shh, here comes Phys. Oedipus.
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OK, you all know the rules.
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Throw the ball as
hard as you can
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at anything that moves.
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You may not run.
You may not hide.
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Last one standing wins,
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and, people, please,
please remember,
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we're here to have fun, OK?
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Ready, set...
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OK, go get 'em, pal.
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I'll be cowering
right behind you.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey, what's with that kid?
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He's not cowering.
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This time I've got him.
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Gee, that was close.
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Huh? I can't be out. I had him.
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Hey, remember,
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as one door closes,
another one opens.
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Ow. Whoa.
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Think of this as a
learning experience, OK?
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Aah!
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Who is that new guy?
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You mean Mr. "I
cower for no man"?
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Who is that guy?
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Oh. Oh.
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He cheated. The
sun was in my eyes.
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Aw, come on now. You
just got to pick yourself up,
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Dust yourself off, and,
well, you know the rest.
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Oh, that was so great!
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I'm Hercules. Call me Herc.
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I'm Zeu... Ach!
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Eh, Zach. The name's Zach.
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That person is about to discover
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that I can be a very royal pain.
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Hermes.
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How goes the second childhood,
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your splendidness?
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Aces. I showed Hercules.
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Uh, technically, sir,
with all due respect,
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You didn't really satisfy
the Herc challenge.
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Come again?
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Well, the gig was to be a
mortal teenager for 24 hours,
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and you used your Godly powers.
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OK. Fine.
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There... I'm mortal!
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Oh, sir, I didn't mean...
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Now, let's go home.
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I've got that
deep-down nectar thirst.
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Uh, well, remember
Olympus' immigration policy...
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Uh, no mortals allowed?
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See, you've got that
mortal thing happening now.
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Uh, why not try a
bed and breakfast?
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I hear they're fabulous.
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But this is ludicrous, absurd...
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I-i-it's unfair!
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Welcome to your teens.
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Whoa! Hey, slow down!
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Come on, heel! Heel! Come on!
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Find a tree or
something already.
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You know what I'm
saying? A little... hey!
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Bad puppy!
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Come on, put that down!
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Hades, have you no control
over that fleabag of yours?
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Ladies, forgive me. I'm sorry.
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He's a bit... how shall
I say? Rambunctious.
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Drop it already!
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What is it? Come here.
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What is this? It's a... yuck.
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It's... it's an eyeball. OK...
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There... I'm mortal!
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Oops! Ha ha ha.
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You weren't
supposed to see that.
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Right, understood.
Just out of curiosity,
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That kid with
Hermes, who was that?
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There was something kind
of vaguely familiar about him.
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No, absolutely not!
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Yeah, all right...
unless, of course...
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Sister... You'll keep
that beast locked up.
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H-he's... sit, sit.
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He's in the doghouse
for, like, ever.
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OK? Boom, done, gone.
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Well... all right.
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That boy is Zeus.
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Zeus! Right, of course.
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Voice, it should have
been a dead giveaway that,
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Zeus? You mean,
the biggest cheese
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in the universe is mortal,
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As in no longer immortal,
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as in susceptible to
becoming, you know,
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my province, deceased?
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Yes.
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Yes!
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Sharpen those scissors, ladies.
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We've got a
thread of life to cut.
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You should have seen
the look on Adonis' face
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when that ball hit him
in the gut, wham! Ha ha.
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He was laid out
flat. It was beautiful.
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Interesting. We haven't
seen your petty side before.
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I like it.
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Of course, I take no pleasure
in the suffering of others.
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I just expect that Adonis
will be a better person.
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For the experience.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, great to see
you again, zach.
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I'd like you to meet Cassandra.
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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Anyone who can humiliate
Adonis is a friend of mine.
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Zach, you're, you're amazing.
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You're the kind of guy who
can really shake things up.
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No, no. No, no, no, and no.
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Come on, don't you see?
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There's a natural order to
life which cannot be upset.
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I mean, the last person dumb
enough to challenge Adonis
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on his first day of
school was, uh...
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Well, actually,
it was you, Herc.
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Looks like we have
a lot in common, pal.
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More than you think.
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Target sighted.
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Poor Zeus.
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He had a lot to learn
about teenage cruelty.
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And what better
teacher than Adonis?
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Honey, it's a Greek tragedy.
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Objective, humiliation.
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♪ There's repercussions
From the choice he chose ♪
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♪ You got to watch your
back And stay on your toes ♪
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♪ You should have listened
To your young son's woes ♪
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♪ Now you know what
every teenager knows ♪
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♪ It's hard as Hades, honey ♪
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♪ When you can't use
the power of Zeus ♪
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♪ You got the screamin'
Grecian teenage ♪
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♪ Awkward in-between age blues ♪
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♪ You're used to doing
Anything you please ♪
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♪ But as a mortal,
you're no big cheese ♪
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♪ Here on Earth ♪
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♪ You're just another
target to tease ♪
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♪ You're having
second thoughts ♪
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♪ Now that you're
feeling the squeeze ♪
257
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,709
♪ You don't need
the Oracle of Delphi ♪
258
00:12:33,792 --> 00:12:36,375
♪ To give you the news ♪
259
00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:38,500
♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪
260
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,959
♪ You got those screamin'
Grecian teenage ♪
261
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,041
♪ Uup the hatch and mean age ♪
262
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:48,750
♪ Awkward in-between age blues ♪
263
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,792
Hermes. Hermes, get down here.
264
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:53,935
Yeah, I've only got a minute.
265
00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:56,083
Hephaestus is
after Athena again.
266
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,834
Waste of time if you ask me,
267
00:12:57,917 --> 00:13:00,291
which nobody ever does,
thank you very much.
268
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:03,041
I give up. Hercules was right.
269
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:06,125
I can't cut it as a mortal.
Get me out of here.
270
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:09,041
I feel your pain, honest I do.
271
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,875
But you made the rules.
272
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,375
You just have to wait it out.
273
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:18,000
Nobody knows what
it's like to be me, man!
274
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:22,917
Yeah, sorry. Got to jet.
275
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,166
But, sir, that was
authentically adolescent.
276
00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:29,750
All right, one more time.
277
00:13:29,834 --> 00:13:32,250
You go on the
paper, you don't eat it.
278
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,417
You got the concept?
279
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,166
Ooh! Now we're talking.
280
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,709
There's only one
God in the universe
281
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:39,709
who can fill out
a chiton like this.
282
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,667
My patience is
starting to wear...
283
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,375
It's out, OK?
284
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,875
Come on, it's gone.
285
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,583
Boom, no more patience.
286
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,250
I'm trying to find
Zeus, and you are...
287
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,166
Hmm.
288
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,000
Marauding bloodhound,
289
00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:58,542
Mortal Zeus.
290
00:13:58,625 --> 00:14:01,041
Dog that destroys
everything in its path,
291
00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:03,875
enemy that needs
to be destroyed.
292
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:06,041
Perfecto!
293
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,250
Ha!
294
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,542
You want the toy? Come on.
295
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:11,625
You want the toy?
296
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,250
It's OK. Let's go get it.
297
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,917
Come on, sniff it out.
298
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,625
Like this. Where is it? Come
on, come on you can do it.
299
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:22,792
Come on. Come on, already!
300
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,834
Jeez! You got a nose
the size of a barn.
301
00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,709
Three of them, you got three
big, wet, sloppy, come on.
302
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,667
Atta baby. You want
him? Go get him!
303
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,834
Go! Fetch! Seize!
304
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:40,166
Mangle! Shred!
305
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,792
Right. Go right.
306
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,667
There you go. Get him.
307
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:52,250
I know that look.
308
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,959
Adonis.
309
00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:57,250
Buck up. You just have
to show him who's boss.
310
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:02,625
That is quite possibly the
lamest advice I ever heard.
311
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:06,291
Yeah, I know. My
dad said it to me.
312
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,709
I thought maybe you'd
find it more inspiring.
313
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:11,709
Well, sorry. I'm
kind of late for class.
314
00:15:11,834 --> 00:15:13,250
Hang in there, Zach!
315
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:18,834
Whoa!
316
00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,208
Oh, my gosh!
317
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,291
Hades.
318
00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:53,125
Hmm, Zach. You know,
it's hard not to gloat here,
319
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,208
so I'm just going
to go with it, OK?
320
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:56,834
♪ Zeus is going to get eaten ♪
321
00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,208
♪ I'm taking over ♪
322
00:15:58,333 --> 00:15:59,625
♪ Ha na-na-na-na ♪
323
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,750
You'll never get
away with this, Hades!
324
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,500
Uh, wrong. OK! Hey!
325
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,792
There's a new tough
God in town, people,
326
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,417
And his name is Hades,
large and in charge.
327
00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:30,000
Hades, this will
not go unpunished.
328
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,875
By whom, mortal you?
329
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,166
Forgive me if I fail to tremble.
330
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,917
Go ahead. Knock yourself out.
331
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
Go, chomp!
332
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,709
Leave my friend alone...
333
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,208
Please?
334
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:48,000
This is so great on,
like, so many levels.
335
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:50,500
Hades? When my father finds out
336
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,223
that you're meddling
in mortal affairs...
337
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,917
Well, I got news
for you, junior.
338
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,250
Daddy's standing
right next to you,
339
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,834
And when it comes
to mortal affairs,
340
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,458
he's right in the
thick of things.
341
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,834
Isn't that right, Zeus?
342
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:03,917
Huh?
343
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,542
Like father, like
son. Like, ciao.
344
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:10,792
- Aah!
- Aah!
345
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:14,476
Let me just make
sure I got this straight.
346
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,750
You turned yourself
into a teenager?
347
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,834
I wanted to prove you wrong.
348
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:21,542
It didn't exactly work.
349
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,208
Well, fine. Just change back.
350
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,709
I love this part. He can't.
351
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,709
He actually made
himself mortal. You get it?
352
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:31,709
Why would you do that?
353
00:17:31,792 --> 00:17:34,709
My boyish impetuosity?
354
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,333
Fetch!
355
00:17:36,417 --> 00:17:38,750
Good thinking, son!
356
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,417
OK, let's try this again.
357
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,667
Fetch!
358
00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:57,375
Ah, tenacious beast.
359
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:58,834
Tell me about it.
360
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,625
Get it, boy!
361
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,208
Uh... boys.
362
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,917
Hello!
363
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,375
The idea is to fetch them.
364
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,083
Back here!
365
00:18:16,083 --> 00:18:18,709
Man, what I wouldn't
give for a thunderbolt.
366
00:18:18,792 --> 00:18:22,917
Sorry, Father. Us mortals have to
find other solutions to our problems.
367
00:18:23,917 --> 00:18:25,083
Come on, son.
368
00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,959
Is it my imagination,
or is he slowing down?
369
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,625
Hey, he's a puppy.
370
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,625
You played with
him, you fed him...
371
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,083
Maybe it's nap time.
372
00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,583
They say that music
soothes the savage beast.
373
00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:01,792
♪ Close your eyes ♪
374
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:04,917
♪ Until the new day ♪
375
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:09,542
♪ Let the magic of Morpheus ♪
376
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:12,709
♪ Whisk you away ♪
377
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:16,709
♪ To the stars in the heavens ♪
378
00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:20,667
♪ Where dreams all come true ♪
379
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:25,000
♪ High atop Mt. Olympus ♪
380
00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,792
♪ Zeus is watching over you ♪
381
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,333
But how could you
know that song?
382
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:35,208
My mom... my mortal mom...
383
00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,375
Used to sing that song
to me as I fell asleep.
384
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:40,917
And I listened every night.
385
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:45,000
Just because you were living on
Earth didn't mean I stopped caring.
386
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:49,291
Oh. I, uh, I owe you
a big apology, Father.
387
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,625
I shot my mouth
off without thinking.
388
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:54,709
Nonsense. It's
been an education.
389
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,333
I've gained a great deal
of respect for you, son.
390
00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:02,709
This is so touching.
It's so moving.
391
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,667
I get a lump in my
throat the size of Crete.
392
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,417
He is actually kind of cute.
393
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,834
Hey... ahem... remember me?
394
00:20:10,917 --> 00:20:12,583
Little old Lord of
the Underworld,
395
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:15,625
which is, incidentally,
where you're headed, Zeus.
396
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,542
You'll have to fry
me first, Hades.
397
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:18,625
I can deal with that.
398
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:21,667
Out of the way, son.
This is between me
399
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,000
and my
gloom-from-the-tomb brother.
400
00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:26,291
I hate to see
families in conflict.
401
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:27,975
I'll tell you what,
I'm kind of a softy.
402
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,685
I'll torture you both
at once. How's that?
403
00:20:29,709 --> 00:20:31,166
Going down!
404
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:42,834
Mighty one, your 24
hours of mortalhood is up.
405
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,792
OK, great.
406
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,917
Somebody might have
mentioned a pertinent tidbit
407
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,250
of information
like a time limit.
408
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:02,208
We did tell Hades about
that time limit, didn't we?
409
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:04,792
Ha ha. He'll figure it out.
410
00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,417
OK, hey, I don't want to
intrude on your tender moment.
411
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,601
You know, it's like a tender...
412
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:11,125
Besides, I think we all learned
a little lesson here today.
413
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,417
The kid finds out that you care,
414
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:15,220
you find out being
human is, hey, no picnic,
415
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,208
And me... I learned
that, you know,
416
00:21:17,333 --> 00:21:19,709
fry first and gloat
later, so, uh...
417
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,500
Hyah-ha!
418
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,667
Have a nice trip.
419
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,542
See you next fall.
420
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,792
Oy!
421
00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:44,041
I still can't believe you
became mortal just for me.
422
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:47,125
- Thanks.
- Oh, posh.
423
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,875
You're my boy, my boy.
424
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:50,625
Well, forget about Adonis.
425
00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:52,959
I'll figure out a way
to deal with him.
426
00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:55,166
Very mature of you, son.
427
00:21:55,250 --> 00:21:58,709
There's no point in wasting
your energy on a creep like him.
428
00:21:58,792 --> 00:22:00,542
Bow and step to the side.
429
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,417
Commoners to the left,
nobodies to the right.
430
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,417
All make way for the royal me.
431
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,917
Then again, that kid
is practically wearing
432
00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:08,875
a "smite me" sign.
433
00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:10,625
Aah!
434
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,750
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