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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ah, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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From the beginning,
Hercules was a...
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Well, he was a little cutie.
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He made you want to
tickle him under the chin
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and go goochee-goochee
goo, goochee-goochee-goochee.
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Bob, what are you
goochee-goochee-goo-ing about?
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Oh, uh, hi, I... Yes, well, I...
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I was just about to point out how
heroic Hercules was even as a baby.
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Whoa. Being a baby
doesn't take heroics.
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Uh-uh. Now, caring for a
baby, honey, that takes heroics.
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Midnight feedings, all that
crying. Changing nasty diapers.
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All right, all right. I get your point.
But this story is about Hercules.
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And as you may remember, he
had it tough right from the start,
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when Hades' impish underlings,
Pain and Panic, tried to do him in.
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Fortunately, he survived
that vicious attack
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to become the brave, bold
hero-in-training we all know and love.
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Oh, dear. This is terrible!
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All right, come on.
Give me your best shot.
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A fire-breathing bull?
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You know, you might
have warned me about that.
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Sorry.
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Well, that should take care
of your Cretan bull problem.
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Yeah. Nice going, jerk.
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Uh, young man.
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Well, I better be
going. I'm... Oh, no!
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Whew! It's safe.
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Hmm?
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Come on, Pegasus,
I'm late for school. Bye!
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Bye!
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Aah!
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He did it again!
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Aw, he always
does it again. Gah!
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So, boys, how goes
Operation Bull? Good?
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Oh, the same as Operation
Dragon, Operation Lion...
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't forget
Operation Rabid Chicken.
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I told you that
one wouldn't work.
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OK, here's one.
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Operation "last chance."
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I want Hercules down
for the count by sunset!
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Or guess what? It's
date night down under.
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Just you and one
of my old flames!
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Ow.
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Simmer. Simmer, simmer, class.
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Egg check!
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Are you all caring for your egg
as if it was your own baby child?
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Oh, you betcha.
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You call me proud
papa, Miss Euphrosyne.
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I even named mine Bud.
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Made him some wax wings, too.
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Oh, this chicken is
gonna fly, baby. Ooh!
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Oh!
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No, no, no. Icarus,
putting your egg at risk
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is not the kind of responsible
handling I want to see.
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Now, Adonis, where's your egg?
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Not just an egg. The royal egg.
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Ahh. How nice.
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And, Hercules?
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Oh. Where's Hercules?
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Here I am! Whoops!
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Wha! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Ooh.
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Ah. Oh.
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All in one piece.
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Hmm. So I see.
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And how about you,
Cassandra? How's your...
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Egg?
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What?
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Sweet Zeus! Don't look, Bud!
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Why doesn't Hades
just give up on Hercules?
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We'll never beat him.
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We couldn't even beat
Hercules when he was, like, a kid.
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Of course, back then we didn't
know he was freakishly strong.
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Yeah. If we did, we
would've taken precautions.
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Mmm! Mmm!
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These are, these are plump.
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You know, it's too bad we can't go
back in time to when Hercules was a baby.
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Yeah. Hey!
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What if there was a way you could
make Hercules go back in time?
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Say, to when he was a baby?
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We are all ears.
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There is a spring
called Canathus.
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Its powers are most wondrous.
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Splash once, and
age it will reverse.
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Splash twice, and
gone will be the curse.
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I don't suppose you know where
this magic spring is. Do you?
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Of course we know.
We're the fates!
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But I'm afraid
we've said too much.
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It's on the dark side of
the Stymphalian swamp.
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You can't miss it.
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Thank you, ladies.
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Shouldn't you have told them
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that no one has ever returned
from the Stymphalian swamp?
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Mmm... nah.
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I never liked those guys.
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OK, we got the magic
baby formula. Now let's go.
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This place makes my knees knock.
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Ah, you baby.
It's kind of scenic.
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Well, except for those big eyes.
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Eyes?
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All right, flap and
rest, flap and rest.
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That's it.
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And remember, never fly
too close to the sun, son.
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Or too close to Cassandra
when she's hungry.
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The egg was delicious.
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Ooh. Egg salad.
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Ah! Don't listen, Bud.
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You weren't supposed
to eat your egg.
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You were supposed to learn to
be a responsible and caring person.
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Hasn't home greconomics
taught you anything?
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Sure. It taught me how to
make the perfect omelet.
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Besides, that egg baby
project was just ludicrous.
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I could be caring... for
someone I care about.
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Ahh. Like me?
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You'd be an omelet.
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Hey, I've been fried before.
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Here you go. Free refill.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, Jercules. Thank
you. I am a bit parched.
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All right, Adonis.
This has gotta stop.
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Uh... Hey, where'd he go?
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Well, he probably ran off.
Afraid I might come after him next!
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Yeah, nothing but a big baby.
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But not as big as
you might think.
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You think this cute
little fella's Adonis?
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No way.
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Jerky! Jerky!
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Aah! It's Adonis.
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Baby Adonis? I don't get it.
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I mean, h-h-how could this...
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Something weird is going on.
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Oh, come on. So Adonis is
somehow turned into a baby.
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Stranger things happen.
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Well, OK. No, they
don't. Are you happy?
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Ooh. He's wet.
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You know, he is
a cute little baby.
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Just help me squirt this thing.
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Ready, aim, water!
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Come on, Pegasus.
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We have a crisis here.
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Pegasus?
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Oh, no!
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Adonis!
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Ooh-whee!
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I'll save him. Watch Pegasus.
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This time, wait
for a clear shot.
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Oy! Ay!
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This is all getting
very confusing.
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Hold on, Adonis!
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That's not funny, Icarus.
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Icarus?
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Well, at least you're
finally acting your age.
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Wee!
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Wee!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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OK. You're safe. Now
come to uncle Herc.
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Jerky! Jerky!
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Ow!
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Oy!
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M-m-mama.
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I am not your mother.
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Ooh. Mama.
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More problems?
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Not for me.
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I don't need a vision to
see this means trouble.
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Unc Jerky! Jerky!
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Ga! Ga!
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This is not happening.
This is just a bad dream.
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I'm not ready to be a
mother. I am so not ready.
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♪ La la la la! ♪
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Adonis, put that down.
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Mmm.
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Icarus, put that down!
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Hercules, put me down!
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And you, stop flying around!
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We did it?
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We did it!
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♪ Hercules is a baby! ♪
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Yeah. And now we
can finally finish our job.
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He thinks you're a squeeze toy.
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- Me! Me!
- Mine! Mine!
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Whoa, uh, kids?
Please put that down.
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That's not a toy!
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Mine! Mine!
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Boys?
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Where the... What is that?
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Give me that.
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Hades' little helpers.
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I should have known.
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Yeah. Careful.
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Don't mess with us.
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We've got special
underworld powers.
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We can turn into anything.
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Start talking.
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Look, honest.
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I don't know anything about a
plan to turn Hercules into a baby
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with the magic spring water of
Canathus so that we could do him in
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because we messed
up the first time we tried.
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Oops.
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Adonis, don't
put that in his ear.
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You turned them into
babies with magic water?
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Great. Well, you've had your
little fun, now turn them back.
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Pegasus, don't eat that!
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Uh, OK. I'll turn
them back. It's simple.
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One squirt, they're a baby, two squirts,
they're back to normal, no problemo.
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Small problemo.
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It appears we're a bit dry.
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So get more.
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I don't wanna go back there.
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It's too far and creepy.
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And they're kind
of cute as babies.
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Don't you think?
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OK! OK! I'll take you.
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Thank you.
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But, uh...
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don't you think you should
change some diapers first?
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We're here, the
Stymphalian swamp.
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Good. Because if I have to say,
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"don't put that in your mouth"
one more time, I'm gonna scream.
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On second thought, I
think I'll scream anyway.
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Look, little baby. A bally.
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Ball! Ball!
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Yeah, that's it.
Get the friendly ball.
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Whoo!
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Oh, uh, it's a
joke, a silly joke.
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A bad silly joke.
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Oh. Oh.
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Ball!
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Ball! Ball!
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That's not a ball.
It's a beehive!
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Ball! Ball!
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Fine. It's a ball.
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Bad ball. Don't touch.
259
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,583
OK, where's your magic spring?
260
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,875
Through there,
on the other side.
261
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:31,500
Can't... can't miss
it. Have a nice trip.
262
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,458
Where do you think you're going?
263
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,166
Diaper run? Heh.
264
00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,875
Show a little responsibility.
265
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,125
Do you want your friend
to be a baby forever?
266
00:14:41,917 --> 00:14:43,542
Do I have a choice?
267
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,333
Hey! Stop that!
268
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:47,917
Whoa!
269
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,792
Can we go now?
270
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:52,667
And, Hercules, put
down the wagon.
271
00:14:52,750 --> 00:14:55,250
Maybe we can get
him to move that big log.
272
00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:57,542
Oh, never mind.
It's moving itself.
273
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,041
Can logs do that?
274
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,792
What do you think?
275
00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,959
Hercules? Where's Hercules?
276
00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,041
Wee!
277
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,291
Ball! Ha ha! Ball!
278
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,291
Hurry. Go hide.
279
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,208
Oh, you care about me.
280
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:16,625
No one ever cares about me, except
Hades, and that's kind of a tough love.
281
00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,667
Can we talk about
this some other time?
282
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,875
Come on. This is a breakthrough.
283
00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:33,458
Throw the ball. Throw the ball.
284
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:35,709
Ew! Heh heh. Ball.
285
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,083
Ball gone.
286
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:47,834
Yeah, ball gone.
287
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:51,500
And now I want you
gone. Go on. Scoot.
288
00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:53,959
Whew.
289
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,041
OK. Diapers loaded?
290
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,500
Fire away.
291
00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:34,917
Hey, look, everybody!
Mommy's back!
292
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,667
You know, they are kind of cute.
293
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,208
Aww.
294
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:48,333
And to think they're
our little brood.
295
00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:49,417
Don't push it.
296
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:52,625
Um, I think maybe
there's something
297
00:16:52,709 --> 00:16:56,250
I should've mentioned
a little earlier.
298
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,291
What's that?
299
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:03,667
Well, you know, this is
the Stymphalian swamp,
300
00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,834
home of the Stymphalian birds.
301
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:11,625
The big, big, birds
with the big, big beaks
302
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:15,125
and the big, big sharp claws.
303
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:20,875
Yeah. Maybe you
should've mentioned it.
304
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,625
Get away!
305
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:26,959
Meow.
306
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,792
That's OK, little
partner. I'll handle this.
307
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,875
Now, that's a helpful trick.
308
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:40,542
The babies!
309
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,000
Graa-hoo!
310
00:17:58,083 --> 00:18:00,208
We did it! We did it!
311
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,625
Is somebody missing?
312
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,583
Oh, no.
313
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,792
My babies!
314
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:09,917
Did I just say that?
315
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:30,250
Ugh! Whoa, big egg.
316
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,583
Oh!
317
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,041
I see.
318
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:37,375
I'm supposed to be the
chick's first solid food.
319
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:40,458
I should warn you, I lack all the
essential vitamins and minerals
320
00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:42,041
that a healthy
baby needs, and...
321
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,625
Do something! Your
baby's gonna sink!
322
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:00,583
Right. And you don't swim.
323
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,875
And I've suddenly gotta
become Miss Swamp mom.
324
00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:06,625
Whoa!
325
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:15,166
Ugh! Hold on, egg. I've got you.
326
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:20,125
There. You're safe now.
327
00:19:20,834 --> 00:19:21,959
But I'm not.
328
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,333
Mama!
329
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:26,542
OK, real good.
330
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:43,083
Hey! What do you
know? There it is!
331
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,375
The spring of Canathus.
332
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,667
OK, who wants
to take a bath first?
333
00:19:52,709 --> 00:19:55,959
Aw, come on. You don't
need a bath just to grow up,
334
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:57,583
You just need a bath.
335
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:02,750
Quack, quack. Last
one in is a rotten...
336
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,458
Whoo-hoo! He saved...
337
00:20:23,667 --> 00:20:24,959
Gaa! Help!
338
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,166
It's all right.
339
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,750
Mama.
340
00:20:44,291 --> 00:20:45,291
Yes!
341
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:55,000
Yes! Ha ha! Way to go, Hercules!
342
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,458
You're my hero.
343
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,458
Panic, um, are you,
uh, feeling, like, normal?
344
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,750
Hey! Why's it taste like
I've been eating worms?
345
00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:16,875
So, how goes Operation
Last Chance? Any results?
346
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:21,041
And why is everybody
wearing diapers?
347
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,542
Yeesh. Uh, never mind.
This one, I don't wanna know.
348
00:21:35,041 --> 00:21:37,208
I just wanted to tell you...
349
00:21:38,125 --> 00:21:40,542
I think we were a great couple.
350
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:47,333
OK, maybe Hades doesn't want
to know why we're wearing diapers,
351
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,000
but, uh, I sure do.
352
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,750
Don't worry. I'll explain
it all on the way home.
353
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,333
And you're gonna love this one.
354
00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:55,750
Somehow I find
that hard to believe.
355
00:21:57,208 --> 00:22:00,250
And so, after hearing about
their harrowing infant exploits
356
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,709
and their heroic
rescue by Cassandra,
357
00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:06,709
her friends were quick to
express overwhelming gratitude.
358
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,625
Wow. I don't know what
to say, Cassandra, except,
359
00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:11,834
please never tell anyone
that you changed my diaper!
360
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:14,291
Please! I'll do your
homework for a year!
361
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,709
I'll carry your
books for 25 miles!
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