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♪ Who put the
glad in gladiator ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theatre ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet ♪
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♪ Our favorite flavor Hercules ♪
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♪ What a guy ♪
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♪ Ask his friends ♪
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♪ Honey they won't lie ♪
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♪ Oh Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Smart and shy ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one a zero zero ♪
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♪ He'll never quit
till he's a hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see.
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The city of Athens...
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During the day a
glorious metropolis,
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but after dark, a place
of mystery and shadows,
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of chilling...
Midnight, Athens...
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Who said that?
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- A long, dark hunt...
- Is that another narrator?
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Soon, very soon,
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The Grim Avenger will
be avenged... grimly.
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So that's how it is, huh?
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Replaced without a
single word of thanks.
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Well, fine. I'm outa here.
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Whoa! According to
the Greekly World News,
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that laughing maniac
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has toppled two temples
in two nights, and...
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Why isn't anyone
listening to me?
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We don't want to break a trend?
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Sorry, Herc, just trying to
get a gander at the new guy.
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Wet paint.
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Hey! I like! I like, huh?!
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Snazzy!
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New guy?
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Another rich, royal brat.
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This one's Theseus,
Prince of Attica.
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Ooh, he's so dreamy!
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So cute!
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So rich.
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Such a pleasure to be here.
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I've heard so many
wonderful things about Athens.
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Of course, this one-donkey
town is no Thrace, believe me.
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By the way, I'm
Adonis, Prince of th...
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Don't get me started on Thrace.
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The royal family thinks
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a fringed chiton
is high fashion.
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I haven't worn
fringes in three weeks.
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I don't know where
he gets his information.
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It's obviously out of date.
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Well, you were right, Cassums,
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just another prince.
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Where you going?
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To introduce myself.
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Aaah! You're swooning!
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Am not!
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Oh, you are!
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Did you really think
that I wouldn't notice?
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Have you a nuance
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that's not carved upon
my untamed heart?
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Don't I know your every move?!
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Well, except,
possibly, this one.
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Well, no wonder
everyone likes Theseus.
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He's handsome, charming...
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and incredibly rich.
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- He's got it all.
- He's got it all.
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- I hate him!
- I hate him!
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Okay, Pegasus,
we hear the laughter.
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We see a mysterious figure,
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we have our temple toppler.
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Sir, I believe the Athenian
authorities would like a word.
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Caught off guard by
the stranger's voice,
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the grim avenger turns.
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Excuse me? Are
you talking to me?
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Two new players join the game.
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But are they friends or foes?
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So, you call yourself
The Grim Avenger?
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You know my name?
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My reputation precedes me!
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Y-e-e-eah, by about six seconds.
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Listen, uh, you
seem a bit... troubled.
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And I really don't want to hurt you,
so how about coming along quietly?
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The Avenger hears the only
sound capable of sending a chill
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down his generally
tempered spine.
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Not quite the answer
I was expecting.
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Depart! Before the
real trouble begins.
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Trouble, huh?
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Okay, if that's how you
want it, but I should warn you -
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My name is Hercules,
and I'm a hero... in training.
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Provoked, The Grim Avenger
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twists around and flips
the young hero on his back.
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The Grim Avenger fires
his crossbow of grim justice.
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Pegasus!
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Ah!
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Aaaaah!
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Pegasus!
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Over here!
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Whoa!
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Aaaah!
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Despite their
embarrassing defeat,
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Hercules and his steed
have impressed The Avenger
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as worthy opponents.
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But that is an impression
he will never reveal.
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What's that noise?
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No, not now!
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So that maniacal
laughter wasn't you?
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Whoops.
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Wait, it's all a big
misunderstanding!
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The Avenger has sworn
that nothing will prevent him
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from bringing his
nemesis to justice.
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Aah! And yet...
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Where's The Avenger?
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Long ago, the Grim
Avenger took a grim vow
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to grimly avenge
himself upon his nemesis.
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Found him!
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But trapped under
a ton of rubble,
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The Avenger fears that
once again he has failed.
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Failed. Failed!
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Hold on! I've almost got you!
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Yes!
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No!
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Avenger, listen.
It's not your fault.
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I'm to blame. Typical
rookie mistake.
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Picking a fight
with the wrong guy.
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The Avenger suddenly sees
his former foe in a new light.
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But can he trust this eager
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would-be hero with the truth
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of his grim and righteous cause?
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Um, can I take this off now?
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You may.
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Wow! Cool barge!
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But you were blindfolded.
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How did you know
you were on a barge?
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Lucky guess?
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The only luck we've had tonight.
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Once again, the temple-toppling
minotaur has escaped me.
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That was the minotaur? You
fought the minotaur? Me too!
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I first encountered him
while trapped in a labyrinth.
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- Me too!
- Fortunately, I was able to escape
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with the help of
this magic thread.
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Ha! Me too!
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Well, actually, he
had the magic thread.
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I-I-I smashed my way out of it.
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But all in all, we have a lot
more in common than I thought.
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Although, I'm not too clear
on the whole face-hiding thing.
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Ah, it's a look.
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What Hercules doesn't
know is that The Grim Avenger
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has been tracking the minotaur.
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From city-state to city-state.
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And what drives The
Avenger's grim quest?
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Well, maybe it's because you...
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The Avenger doesn't know.
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Maybe it was that temple
that toppled onto his head.
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Listen, Grim, let me help.
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Together, I know we
can catch The Minotaur.
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A tempting offer, but
The Avenger is a lone wolf,
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a solitary warrior for justice.
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One mortal man against
mythic forces beyond his...
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Look! You're in Athens.
It's my town! Come on.
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An heroic team up? Cool!
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We'll meet again.
Tomorrow night.
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Okay. Where?
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Don't worry. I'll find you.
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Cassandra, of course I'd believe
you if you sense danger approaching.
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I sense danger
whenever you're near me.
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Tsk. You...
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Take it easy, Icarus.
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Theseus seems like an okay guy.
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Oh, yeah, he's okay.
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Maybe too okay!
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Fellow Prometheans.
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A little announcement...
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Tonight, at the family villa,
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an Adonis blow-out bash.
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Be there or be Mesopotamian.
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Party! Party!
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Yes!
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Of course, only the
elite will be invited,
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which, I'm afraid,
leaves you out.
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Ooh.
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Hmmm. A crowded party.
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Tonight.
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But of course I won't be there.
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I'm throwing my own
little extravaganza...
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at The Temple of Aphrodite,
and everyone's invited!
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I hope you'll be there,
Cass... to warn me of danger.
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I can see myself
making an appearance.
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Aaaah!
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Theseus, this party
has me worried.
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Because you might not
be able to get a date?
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Well, yeah,
there's that, but no!
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Having it could
attract The Minotaur!
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My plan exactly.
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Perfect.
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Toppling temples
is so much more fun
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when there's an audience
for the temple to fall on!
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Okay, all I'm saying is
that there's absolutely
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no way that I'm going to
pretend to like Theseus
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just because he throws
some crummy little party!
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No, sir, I cannot be bought!
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Wow! Check out the buffet!
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Theseus! Buddy!
You are the best, man!
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This looks delicious.
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I can't understand why
no one would believe me
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when I warned them the
temple was going to be toppled.
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Welcome to my world.
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Cassandra, Hercules, I'm
so glad you could come.
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So, Theseus, which tables
are reserved for royalty?
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At my parties, everyone's equal.
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Sit where you wish.
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Come, allow me to get
you some refreshments.
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I don't get it. What's
the point of being rich
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if you're going to
nice to everyone?
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Well, someone's
having a good time.
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Oh, excuse me, I didn't
know this closet was...
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Theseus?!
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Quiet!
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You're The Grim Avenger?
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Me being the only new kid,
it was a dead giveaway, huh?
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Oh, y-yeah, yeah, sure.
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I, uh, I-I-I knew
it all the time.
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But then... ow!
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Excuse me.
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Why did you throw
a party in a temple?
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- That's my cape.
- Oh, sorry.
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It's the perfect way to lure
The Minotaur into the open.
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Yeah, and it's
also the perfect way
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to put all my friends at risk.
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- Oops!
- Sorry.
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No risk. Tonight, The
Minotaur's reign of terror
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comes to a permanent end.
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Permanent? As in... Permanent.
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Isn't that a little harsh?
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Why don't we just capture him,
turn him over to my dad, Zeus?
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As Theseus dons his
helmet, he loses his identity...
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Perhaps his very humanity...
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To The Grim Avenger.
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This ends tonight.
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Lead, follow, or
get out of the way.
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Actually, I'm going to
have to insist on leading.
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You can follow or
get out of the way.
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Look, let's just get out of here
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before somebody gets hurt!
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Ooh, sorry.
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No, my fault.
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00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:42,750
Hey, what do I have to do to
get a little attention around here?
259
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:47,875
The Grim Avenger...
Silent sentinel of sanity...
260
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:50,500
Prepares to attack
his dreaded nemesis.
261
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,667
You know, the sentinel of sanity
262
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,709
would be a lot more silent
263
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,583
if you'd just quit narrating
every move you make!
264
00:13:57,667 --> 00:14:00,500
You mean... You mean
I said that out loud?
265
00:14:00,583 --> 00:14:02,875
Yeah! There's somebody home.
266
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:06,166
Time to party.
267
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:14,458
Let's just get this over with.
268
00:14:17,709 --> 00:14:19,542
Grab hold!
269
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,750
Whoa!
270
00:14:20,834 --> 00:14:24,792
Oooh. This is
most uncomfortable.
271
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:36,125
Avenger, help me!
272
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,000
I can still get him!
273
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:41,917
Wait! Quick!
Everyone! Run! Get out!
274
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:48,583
Oh, well. There goes
his cleaning deposit.
275
00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,792
Poor Theseus. Well,
not exactly poor...
276
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:55,333
Am I the ultimate
party crasher or what?
277
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,542
Aaah!
278
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:01,834
Aaah!
279
00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:03,583
No!
280
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:18,208
- Over here.
- Oh!
281
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:23,750
This is all my fault.
282
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,917
No. This is the
Minotaur's fault.
283
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,834
And he... will... pay.
284
00:15:43,417 --> 00:15:45,458
He's... he's opening his eyes.
285
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:49,041
Whoa! That horseradish
packed some punch!
286
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,667
Hey! Who are you?
287
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,291
The Grim Avenger.
288
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:54,333
Okay.
289
00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:57,542
Ha! This is a dream, right?
290
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,625
Ow!
291
00:15:58,709 --> 00:15:59,709
Careful.
292
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,792
You've broken your leg.
293
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,208
You noticed! You care!
294
00:16:03,291 --> 00:16:04,834
Has anyone seen Theseus?
295
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,375
Aah! I spoke too soon.
296
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,458
Uh, Theseus. Right.
297
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,000
He's fine. He asked about you.
298
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:14,041
Yeah, he asked if you
would look after Icarus.
299
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,083
- He did?!
- He did?
300
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,458
Trust me. Those
were his exact words.
301
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,917
Take care of him, Cassandra.
302
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,583
We've got a minotaur to catch!
303
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,208
Pegasus!
304
00:16:26,250 --> 00:16:27,959
And so, destiny calls.
305
00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:30,583
And The Grim
Avenger prepares to...
306
00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,750
Yes, right, well... shall we go?
307
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:43,792
There!
308
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:44,959
Faster, Pegasus!
309
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,500
Come on, heroes.
Show me what you got.
310
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,291
Ugh!
311
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,500
Hercules, look!
312
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:11,834
Temple row.
313
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:13,917
Every deity in Greece
has a franchise here.
314
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,208
We're playing into his hands.
315
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:18,083
Let's regroup...
Come up with a plan.
316
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,417
This ends tonight.
317
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:24,000
Lead, follow... Just
get out of my way.
318
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,875
Was I like that?
319
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:47,667
Ha! Come on. You
can do better than that!
320
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,208
Aaaaah!
321
00:17:51,542 --> 00:17:52,792
Whoa!
322
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:01,709
If Herc keeps this up,
323
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:03,512
he'll topple more
temples than the Minotaur.
324
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,041
Ugh!
325
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:16,291
Aaah!
326
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:17,750
Aaaah!
327
00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:23,959
Aah-ooh-ah!
328
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,750
Wha...?
329
00:18:28,792 --> 00:18:29,792
Daaah!
330
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:33,083
We've got him. It's over!
331
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,917
I'll tell you when it's over.
332
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:40,750
That's right, kid.
333
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,917
Gotta keep showing
them who's in charge.
334
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,875
Aaah!
335
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:51,333
Herc, stop! Look
what you're doing.
336
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,166
He's to blame!
337
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,583
Aaah!
338
00:18:56,667 --> 00:19:00,291
Ooh. Not me, pal.
339
00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:03,375
I'm just playing the
cards the Gods dealt me.
340
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,917
Whoa. Half man, half bull.
341
00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,417
Strong and not
particularly graceful.
342
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,250
One little china shop,
343
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,208
and they lock you
in a lousy labyrinth.
344
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:16,792
You know how much
I hate labyrinths?
345
00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,041
Aaaah!
346
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,291
We all have our little problems.
347
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,250
And the son of
Zeus will make sure
348
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,458
you never harm anyone again!
349
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,083
Was that narration?
350
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,166
What?!
351
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,291
I'm not saying it was,
but it sure sounded like it.
352
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,208
No way!
353
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:33,250
He's right. Sounded
like narration.
354
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,125
Well, maybe it was
a little pompous, but...
355
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,709
Take hime in Herc, turn him
over to Zeus like you said.
356
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:41,375
No, I've got to finish this job.
357
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:45,041
Your job isn't to finish it.
Your job is to be a hero.
358
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,500
And what kind of hero
do you want to be?
359
00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:48,709
Ooh! Good question!
360
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:50,000
Do you mind?
361
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:52,375
Be yourself. Be Hercules.
362
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,041
'Cause even I don't want to
be The Grim Avenger anymore,
363
00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:57,709
and neither of us
wants to be like... him.
364
00:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,083
Hey!
365
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:14,375
Look, do what you
want, but, please...
366
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:15,917
No labyrinths.
367
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,500
I hate labyrinths.
368
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,542
All those twists and turns.
369
00:20:19,625 --> 00:20:21,834
I'm claustrophobic. I sweat.
370
00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:25,291
And the fur gets that
wet, funny, sweaty smell.
371
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,083
And... and...
372
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,917
And I'm going to
the labyrinth, right?
373
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:38,625
Hey! Want to sign my cast?
374
00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:40,208
Come on. Anyone?
375
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:44,375
Does anyone want
to... sign my cast?
376
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,417
- Please?
- I'd be honored.
377
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,125
You?!
378
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:51,333
Don't worry, Icarus.
Theseus is returning to Attica.
379
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,041
Aaah!
380
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:57,667
Well, then, by all
means... sign away.
381
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:00,125
Ow! Ow! Thank you.
That's good. Ow! Ow!
382
00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:02,709
What a sweet inscr...
Ow! Ow! You're too kind.
383
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,041
Ow! Thank you.
384
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:06,834
Ah, Theseus. I hear
you're going home.
385
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,834
Competing with me
must really take a toll.
386
00:21:09,917 --> 00:21:12,291
Believe me, just being
around you takes a toll.
387
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:15,000
I thought so.
388
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,625
Hey! Was that a shot?
389
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:20,750
I only regret I didn't take the
time to truly enjoy your company.
390
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:48,208
Now this I should
have seen coming.
391
00:21:48,291 --> 00:21:51,750
You know, if you ever
need... Same here.
392
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,620
You know, there's still one
thing that's bothering me.
393
00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:02,041
The Grim Avenger... Who
was that helmeted man?
394
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:04,083
I guess we'll never know.
395
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:08,041
[I Okay. Now that the
characters are done narrating,
396
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,875
maybe we can get back to having
397
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,917
a paid professional do the job.
398
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,375
The end.
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