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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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Of all the heroes
in ancient Greece,
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none was more steadfast
than Odysseus, King of Ithaca.
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The story of Odysseus'
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incredible journey
home from Troy
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is told in the epic
poem The Odyssey.
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What began as a simple voyage
turned into a 20-year struggle,
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an odyssey if you will.
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Odysseus encountered
storms, a brutal cyclops,
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angry gods, terrifying giants,
alluring, yet deadly, sirens,
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and more.
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During these tough years,
home eluded Odysseus.
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But frankly, the guy
couldn't buy a break.
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But he never gave up, nor
did his faithful wife, Penelope.
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She never wavered in her belief
that her husband would return.
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Finally, the loving
couple reunited,
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and life returned to normal.
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Well, sort of.
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As Odysseus' fame grew,
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he did what many have
done over the ages...
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He cashed in... big time.
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Odysseus gathered mementos
of his celebrated journey
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and toured them
throughout Greece.
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The response was overwhelming.
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"Odyssey-mania" swept the land.
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Citizens flocked to the show,
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including a certain
hero in training.
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Ah, thank you so much
for inviting me along, sir.
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Tickets have been
sold out for weeks.
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Well, my little Cassandra's
in one of her blue moods.
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But she said you're nuts
for this epic poem, hero stuff.
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Absolutely!
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Didn't you just
love The Odyssey?
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Never read it. I won
these tickets at the office.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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Looks like another
overflow crowd, Penelope.
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Yes, your story is
inspirational, dear.
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Oh, the gift shop just ran out of
souvenir lotus blossoms, Your Highness.
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Mmm, push the
siren song collection.
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Ooh, you're good.
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By the gods, this
odyssey experience
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is like a license to mint money.
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Yes, you're very cunning, dear.
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Excuse me, Your Highness.
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Um, you probably
don't remember me.
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Right you are.
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Uh, eh, wait. You're that
student of Philoctetes.
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- Um...
- Hercules. Yeah.
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Uh, I... I... I was wondering if
you'd sign my copy of The Odyssey?
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It's... it's, like,
my favorite scroll.
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Of course it is.
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"To Hercules, good
luck on your odyssey."
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You know, Hercules, I
have a son about your age.
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Telemachus!
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Oh, where is that boy?
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Standing in your shadow, dear.
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Step up, son.
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Don't be bashful.
Say hello to Hercules.
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Whatever you say, father.
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Hello, Hercules.
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Oh, nice to meet
you, Telemachus.
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Here you go, Hercules.
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Do me a favor...
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Spend some time with Telemachus.
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He's a little...
How shall I say...
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uh, timid.
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There! This might be worth
something some day, eh?
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Ah, thank you, sir.
I... I'll, uh, do my best.
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Telemachus, we're gonna check
out the ship. You wanna come along?
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Whatever you say.
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Ah, your father is
a very great man.
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That's what people
tell me... all the time.
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You must've been very proud when,
when you read The Odyssey, huh?
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I never read it.
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Those epic poems don't
really do anything for me.
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See, I'm not the only one.
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Look at this. Look at
this, huh? Look at this.
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Boy, I tell you.
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Explain to me why you
didn't see a show like this
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for the Argo, huh?
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We were at sea for 30 years,
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and that was before
the automatic anchor.
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It's all about hype.
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Lynceus, Butes, it's
Hercules, remember?
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These guys are actual Argonauts.
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Argo-what's?
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Do you mean to tell me
you've never heard the story
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of "Jason and the Argonauts'
quest for the golden fleece?"
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Tell me it's not so.
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Sorry, I'm... not big on sports.
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Oh, Butes is the
beekeeper of the ship,
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and Lynceus is the rigger.
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Ah, I... I... I... I'm
sorry, but if... if I may...
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Was the rigger,
"was the rigger."
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What happened?
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One day we find
the golden fleece...
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the next day, unemployed.
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Gee, I'm sorry. Ooh, look...
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King Aeolus' bag of winds.
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Odysseus' crew thought
there was a treasure inside.
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They opened it and
unleashed this wicked hurricane.
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Mmm, tough break.
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What do they got in there now,
some kind of pillow stuffing?
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How come there's never a kite
around when you really need it?
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The ship... it's moving!
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Telemachus!
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My fault.
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"Let's check out the
Athenian olive works," I said.
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No, wasn't good enough for you.
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"I don't wanna see
the olive works."
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No, you had to see the
Odyssey experience.
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- How do you like it?
- How do you suppose they fit
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all that wind into
such a small bag?
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How do you suppose you fit
such a small brain into a big head?
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Huh? I'll tell you what...
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If I see king Aeolus, I'll
ask about the wind, OK?
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Crying out loud, at this
rate, maybe we'll land on him.
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How do you like that? That would
be the king Aeolus experience.
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Telemachus.
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There, there. He'll be fine.
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Odysseus, Penelope,
City-state Trooper, Chipecles.
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We've received a
report of a missing boy.
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Yes, our son, Telemachus.
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Kids... you work and scrimp
and next thing you know,
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the little ingrates
decide to take a hike.
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No, no, you don't understand.
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Telemachus is gentle
and kind and good.
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So let me ask you
this about the punk...
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Was he withdrawn, have
trouble making friends?
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Well, he is a bit shy,
but it's not like that.
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Someone opened the bag of
winds given to me by King Aeolus.
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And you blame the
kid? Ah, the plot thickens.
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No wonder he
high-tailed it out of here.
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Can't you see he didn't
walk out of here by choice?
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Ahh, kidnapping, eh?
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Well, why didn't you say so?
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That's a whole
different kettle of fish.
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Hey, the view is pretty
terrific from up here.
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We gotta do something!
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Do? Do? What can we do, hmm?
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We're on a flying ship
born by a magic cyclone.
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It's hopeless!
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We could tie up
the bag of winds.
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Unless, of course, we
could tie up the bag of winds.
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You're right.
It's a stupid idea.
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No, no, no, it's a great idea.
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It's too far.
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You could lower me.
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That is, if you don't
think I'll mess up.
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You are really strong, right?
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I won't drop you. I promise.
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Even though our time
is short, Telemachus,
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let me just take a moment
to say, "great idea!"
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Oh! We made it.
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What a rush.
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You saved us, son.
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Every kidnapping
investigation begins with motive.
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Do you have any enemies?
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I... I... I don't see how...
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Let me be the judge
of what's important.
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Of course I have enemies!
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Haven't you read The Odyssey?
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Sorry, missed it.
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Well, there's
Polyphemus the cyclops,
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Poseidon the God of the
Sea, half the royals in Ithaca.
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Not to mention all the
suitors who pursued me
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while you were gone.
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Suitors? You didn't
tell me you had suitors.
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Don't you remember all the
men you slew outside the palace?
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I thought they were salesmen.
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Ah, sounds like
problems at home.
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Maybe junior staged the
kidnapping himself just to get away.
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- It was a magic cyclone!
- It was a magic cyclone!
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Hey! You wanna stick with
that story, that's your business.
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Oh, we're wasting time.
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I'm going to look for
Telemachus myself.
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What are you doing?
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Going with you.
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The last time you left I
didn't see you for 20 years.
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Hold it! We'll take
the police barge.
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You just might have something
with this windbag lead.
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Gentlemen, no need to thank me
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for my terrific "Tie up
the bag of winds" idea.
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Now, as the most seasoned
and best-looking sailor
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on board this vessel, I
hearby declare myself captain.
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That's right... skipper, the big
cheese, "Made it, ma," top of the world.
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- Which way do we go, captain?
- Questions already, Hercules?
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Well, I'm gonna tell you something,
and I'm gonna tell you once.
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I will not have my authority
challenged in this manner.
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There's a word for that,
and the word is mutiny!
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Do you hear that?
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Those voices,
they're so... inviting...
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alluring... enchanting.
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Yeah, nice singing.
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Oh, my gosh! The sirens!
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Hey, don't listen!
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The... The Odyssey says
that the sirens use their voices
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to lure sailors into
crashing on the rocks.
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A mighty snappy tune. I like it.
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Plus, they're babes.
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As the beekeeper of the Argo,
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you must've made
lots of beeswax.
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Beeswax?
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I never leave home without it.
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I'm clearly the one with
appreciation for the arts.
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Let me just say...
here I come, ladies!
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Make a hole. Make
it wide. Step aside.
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We've got to plug our ears.
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What... ooh.
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Here, you're the only one strong
enough to stop the rest of us.
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Let me go, please.
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Have you no decency, man?
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Yes, certainly, they've lured
many a sailor to a watery grave,
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but they could change.
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And I, for one, happen to
think they deserve that chance.
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How many of you are
with me? A couple of you.
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They move me.
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Hey, hey, come on!
Let me out of here!
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Let me go. I'm fine. I mean it.
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Uh, sorry, can't hear you.
247
00:10:56,709 --> 00:10:58,349
Say, by the way,
who's steering the ship?
248
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,959
No, really, that actually
just... suddenly... who...
249
00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:05,375
Let's see, one, two,
three, and there's him.
250
00:11:05,458 --> 00:11:07,500
No one is steering
the... Hercules!
251
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,643
No one is steering the ship!
252
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:12,667
It's no use. Your pleas
just aren't getting through.
253
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:31,667
Ah! We're gonna
sink! It's all over!
254
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:34,583
My whole life is flashing
in front of my eyes!
255
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,250
I love you, ladies.
I still love you.
256
00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:37,834
Aaah!
257
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:47,542
Why didn't you
guys say something?
258
00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,000
Hey, where's Vic?
259
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,709
Vic!
260
00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:54,667
Ah, nothing like a refreshing
swim to perk you right up.
261
00:11:54,750 --> 00:11:56,625
I hate you.
262
00:11:56,709 --> 00:11:58,875
We're stuck on a rocky island
263
00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,792
in the middle of Zeus
only knows where...
264
00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:04,917
No food, no water, no
food, no compass, no food.
265
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,041
Have I mentioned food?
266
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,166
We could build a raft
and sail back to civilization.
267
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,625
Do you love the boy?
He has the best ideas.
268
00:12:11,709 --> 00:12:14,542
I'm telling you... I... I love him,
and I love every idea he gets.
269
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:17,750
Let me just ask you this,
junior... ever hear of an ax?
270
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:19,333
We have no tools!
271
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:23,166
Hey, hero rule number 74 says,
"Always be ready to improvise."
272
00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:30,250
There's the logs...
And here's the tools.
273
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:40,542
Mmm, I'm getting a
hernia just watching.
274
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:49,458
OK, now we're talking, let that
be a lesson to you naysayers
275
00:12:49,542 --> 00:12:51,059
who don't know the
value of a good idea.
276
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:52,875
All right, now, Hercules,
you build the raft.
277
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,333
I, of course, will
be the captain.
278
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,667
Uh, Vic, you and
the answer man here
279
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,041
go scrounge us up some eats.
280
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,709
Aye, aye, captain.
281
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:03,291
I always liked him.
282
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,125
Timber.
283
00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:12,250
By extrapolating
from the trajectory
284
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:16,625
of that ship when it blew away, I
believe we're on the right course.
285
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:20,667
Now, this, uh, Odyssey of
yours is an unbelievable story.
286
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:24,083
Yes, yes. It was quite amazing.
287
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:27,834
No, no, no, I'm saying I
don't believe it, not a word.
288
00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:31,709
I don't know who's worse...
The lying father or the punk son.
289
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,250
Hey, we're in luck.
290
00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:38,083
Somebody must've made this path.
291
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,667
Oh, somebody big.
292
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,583
I'm sure they won't
mind sharing their food,
293
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,542
nothing like island hospitality.
294
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:47,000
Hello?! Anybody home?
295
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:49,250
Sir, maybe this isn't
such a good idea.
296
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,750
Oh, posh! I'm sure they
won't mind if we look inside.
297
00:13:57,333 --> 00:14:00,375
Hey, this is some spread.
298
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,208
They sure grow
them big out here.
299
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,250
Aaah!
300
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,333
You don't know the half of it.
301
00:14:07,417 --> 00:14:09,000
Hello, there.
302
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,792
The name's Vic. I'm from Athens,
303
00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:16,208
well, not Athens
proper, a suburb actually.
304
00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:18,792
Uh, hope you don't mind
us barging in like this.
305
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,291
Ha ha ha. Dinner!
306
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:24,208
What did I tell you?
Island hospitality.
307
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,542
Thank you, sir.
308
00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:28,500
That was a warm invitation,
but our friends are waiting.
309
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,125
If we could just
borrow a little food.
310
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,375
Forgive me if I
was being obtuse.
311
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,500
I am not inviting you to dinner.
312
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,417
Rather, I will be
eating you for dinner.
313
00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:39,375
I got that.
314
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:42,834
Real smart, pint-size.
Who are you?
315
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,875
I'm nobody, sir.
316
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,458
Ah, finished.
317
00:14:49,542 --> 00:14:50,542
Not bad.
318
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:53,417
Yes, and as usual, potent
leadership was the key.
319
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,542
Now, all we need are
those yahoos with the food.
320
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:58,250
They've been gone a long
time. I'm gonna go look for them.
321
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:02,625
So... who's going to be first...
322
00:15:02,709 --> 00:15:05,709
Vic from the suburbs
or little nobody?
323
00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:08,417
You! Ow! Knock it off!
324
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,583
Ow! Nobody is blinding me!
325
00:15:11,667 --> 00:15:14,750
Nobody is blinding me!
326
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,834
So nobody's blinding
him. What's the big deal?
327
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,041
He's just trying
to get attention.
328
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:22,542
Nobody's listening,
you big baby!
329
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,875
Hold still, you little pest!
330
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,834
Oh, sheep.
331
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,917
Wait a minute. I
don't have any sheep.
332
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,166
Aah, run away!
333
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,166
- Let's go!
- Ahh!
334
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,750
Run! Let's get out of
here! Please! Quick!
335
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:58,375
How hard can it be to
find some lousy fruit?
336
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,875
Do I have to do
everything myself?
337
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:06,709
Aah! Cyclopses! Aah!
338
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:08,625
Dinners-es!
339
00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:13,333
Hurry! Faster! Faster!
Run for your life!
340
00:16:13,417 --> 00:16:16,291
Hey, come back here!
341
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:21,375
- Aah!
- Aah!
342
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:48,083
You know, the plural
of cyclops is cyclopes,
343
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,875
not "cyclopses."
344
00:16:49,959 --> 00:16:52,125
- Yeah?
- I like to be precise.
345
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:55,125
All right, Mr. Dictionary,
to be precise...
346
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,000
We're doomed!
347
00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:00,375
I concur.
348
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:08,583
I got dibs on the pudgy one.
349
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,458
- Ugh!
- Huh?
350
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:18,583
Come on. Get on.
351
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,041
Get him!
352
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:39,625
I'm not sure he's thought
this through completely.
353
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,709
Whoa!
354
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,792
Aaaah!
355
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:54,375
And don't come back!
356
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:01,792
Cops have a sixth
sense for trouble.
357
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:06,375
And right now,
mine's all tingly.
358
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:08,458
Ditto for my woman's intuition.
359
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:12,625
Yes, I have the feeling that
I've been in this place before.
360
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:16,375
Ah, blast! I wish I could
see through this fog.
361
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:22,083
It's the domain of
Scylla and Charybdis!
362
00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:23,417
We must turn around!
363
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,500
Slow down, chief. I have
to spell it for my report.
364
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,000
We must turn around!
365
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:30,667
We don't have the oar power
to turn back against the current.
366
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,333
Oh, this is bad!
367
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,000
- How bad?
- Bad!
368
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:37,750
Why anybody ever leaves the
city-state limits is beyond me.
369
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,208
It's the passage between
Scylla and Charybdis.
370
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:51,709
- Who?
- You guys really need to read that scroll.
371
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:58,333
Looks like we're being sucked
into the mouth of a toothy whirlpool.
372
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,000
What now, smart guy?
373
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:04,291
We steer straight and
call upon the gods for help.
374
00:19:04,417 --> 00:19:07,500
Caught between a monster,
and a vicious whirlpool...
375
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:08,959
Now, that's a toughie.
376
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:19,750
Now that is one funky monster.
377
00:19:22,834 --> 00:19:24,875
You'll go hungry today, monster.
378
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,417
Paddle! Paddle!
379
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,500
Telemachus?
380
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,166
Mother?
381
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,375
Hello, dear.
382
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,417
Mother, what are you doing here?
383
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,959
Uh, ironically, we
came to save you.
384
00:19:35,083 --> 00:19:38,208
Herc, my parents are
being sucked into Charybdis!
385
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,375
It's up to you to save
them, Telemachus.
386
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:43,625
You can do it!
387
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:45,709
All right, change course.
388
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,834
We're heading for the whirlpool.
389
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:52,208
Hey, kid, if you think I'm
putting myself in danger
390
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,458
just to save your...
391
00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:57,333
rich, king, father who's sure
to give me a big reward...
392
00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:58,434
Here we come, Your Highness!
393
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,834
Make the check payable to
Lynceus! That's with a "Y".
394
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,500
Take my hand, mother.
395
00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,208
Go on, ma'am, hurry.
396
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,041
You're next.
397
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:12,959
What about you?
398
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,875
If I let go, we'll be
sucked right down.
399
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,542
Save yourself, man!
400
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,083
I take back those things I said.
401
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,333
You're OK in my scroll.
402
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,125
Father, let go of the
tiller and grab the rope.
403
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,083
I'll be sucked
into the whirlpool.
404
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:31,542
Trust me, Dad!
Grab a hold of me!
405
00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:35,083
Telemachus dear,
you've blossomed.
406
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,208
Aaah!
407
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,166
Odysseus!
408
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,041
You got him!
409
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,291
Thank you, son. You saved me.
410
00:21:02,417 --> 00:21:04,709
You're not the only
one. He saved us all.
411
00:21:04,792 --> 00:21:06,792
Yes, sir, he did.
He absolutely did.
412
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:09,750
B... But, wait... He learned
a great deal on this voyage...
413
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,333
from the captain if I may say,
414
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:15,041
a great teacher of lessons...
Captain Lynceus with a "Y".
415
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:18,000
If we get out of this, you
always have a job in Ithaca.
416
00:21:18,083 --> 00:21:19,417
You too, Butes.
417
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:21,792
I'm a beekeeper.
418
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,542
Isn't that interesting?
419
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:27,583
Herc!
420
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,208
I'm very proud of you, son.
421
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,458
You have to tell me
all about your odyssey.
422
00:21:34,542 --> 00:21:35,625
I'd love to, father.
423
00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,000
Did someone say "father"?
424
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,000
Father.
425
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,250
Nice timing.
426
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:43,333
I've been looking all
over for you, son. Ha!
427
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:46,375
Can I give you a lift?
428
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,917
You must be Odysseus.
429
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,500
Ah, loved your scroll.
430
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,542
It's the hot read on Olympus.
431
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,709
I'm honored, Oh Mighty Zeus.
432
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,375
Allow me to introduce
my son, Telemachus.
433
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:00,625
You must be very proud.
434
00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:02,250
I truly am.
435
00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:06,667
Doesn't he just give
you fits sometimes?
436
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,125
Don't even get me started.
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