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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ah, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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After striving his whole
life to return to Olympus,
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Hercules turned down immortality
in favor of a mortal life on Earth.
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With the woman he loved, Megara.
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Uh, Bobby, baby, aren't you
getting a little ahead of yourself?
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Our show is about Hercules
in his teenage years.
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Bear with me, ladies,
please, just this once.
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All right, Bob, but there better
be some teen shenanigans in this.
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Yes, yes, we'll be getting
jiggy with the boy, I assure you.
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Hercules and Megara
lived happily ever after,
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but what happens
after "ever after"?
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Well, they settled
down in Thebes.
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Actually, it was a
suburb of Thebes.
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Thebes proper was no
place to raise a family.
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Oh, yeah, that one goes
up there with the others.
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Uh, you know what? Allow me.
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Ah. There.
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Gee, that's real... subtle.
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Oh, yeah? You like it?
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I thought we could use some of my hero
mementos to, you know, decorate the place.
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Herc, you've, um, managed to
erect a hero monument in every room.
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I'm sorry, honey. I just, you
know, want you to be proud of me.
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You big ox, I don't need statues
to remind me how great you are.
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I've got the real thing.
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Where do you all want this one?
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Oops.
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Huh. What is this stuff? It
says "Prometheus Acad..."
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Oh, no!
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Hermes.
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Yo, babe.
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Take this back to
Phil's island, will you?
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Hey, isn't this, uh... Now.
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Whoo. Touchy.
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Epsilon Haul-It moving
company won't be held responsible
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for any items lost due
to divine intervention.
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Oh, yeah, no problem.
That's, uh, uh, that's great.
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Ah, well, let's get back to...
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Not so fast, bicep
boy. What's in the jar?
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In the uh... Nothing.
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Fine. I'll just catch up with
Hermes And see for myself.
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No, no, wait, uh, I'll tell you.
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It's just filled with some dumb
stuff from... high school, that's all.
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High school? I have got to...
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Oh, no, no. No, no. I mean, we,
uh, we got so much left to unpack.
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So, you know, let's forget
all about the high school stuff
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and, and get back to work
'cause... you know, hon?
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What are you hiding, wonder boy?
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Hey, Meg, I'm going to
need your opinion here.
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Aw, come on.
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You're not mad just because I
wouldn't let you look at that stupid urn?
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Pegasus! No, she wouldn't.
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She couldn't.
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She did.
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Tell me you're not
taking the scenic route.
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Looking for something, sister?
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When Hermes showed up with this,
I figured you wouldn't be far behind.
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Score one for the satyr.
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I don't get it, Phil.
What's the big secret?
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Well, high school wasn't exactly
the most graceful period of Herc's life.
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He's kind of
embarrassed about it.
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Aw, how bad could it have been?
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Bad.
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D'oh!
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Oy! He was a one-man hurricane.
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A-ha!
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Here it is, the Prometheus
Academy yearbook.
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Now let's see,
Hercules, Hercules...
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Hey, give the kid a break. They
took that on his first day of school.
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So, Phil, what was it
like raising a wonder boy?
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What was it like? Sisyphus
got off easy compared to me.
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Oh, come on. Herc's been
a boy scout his whole life.
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He couldn't have
been that much trouble.
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Oh, no? What would you say
if I told you he sank this island?
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I'd say tell me more.
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Well, as I remember it...
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Bye-bye.
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I was out of town for the weekend and
Herc got it in his head to have a party.
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The whole island to myself!
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So, uh, what do
you want to do first?
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Of course, he
couldn't pull it off
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without a little
divine intervention.
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Bacchus, uh, wait.
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If you're not too busy tonight,
could you liven up my party?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You know, make it
more of a bacchanal.
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The son of Zeus?
Are you kidding?
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I'm there. It's party time.
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Lend me your ears.
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♪ Here's an open invitation ♪
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♪ To the finest
feast in Greece ♪
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♪ It's an awesome celebration ♪
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♪ Guaranteed to
disturb the peace ♪
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♪ It's a jamming extravaganza ♪
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♪ With a hot
cucaracha beat, whoo ♪
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♪ You don't need
to ask directions ♪
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♪ No, no, just follow
your dancing feet ♪
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♪ At the bacchanal
It's a non-stop party ♪
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Oh, look at me. I'm dancing!
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♪ The biggest smash that
Bacchus has ever thrown ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ People wall to wall ♪
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♪ Gonna party hardy ♪
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Hey!
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♪ We'll boogie to the beat
till the sheep come home ♪
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♪ Grapes juice you'll snatch
up straight from the fountain ♪
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♪ Shake it up and slide
down the mountain ♪
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♪ Strike a pose so
everyone knows you're cool ♪
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♪ Grip those hips and
move to the conga ♪
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♪ Steal a kiss,
scream "cowabunga!" ♪
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♪ Mosh pit meltdown ♪
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Everyone in the pool! Me first.
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♪ At the bacchanal
It's a non-stop party ♪
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Boom! Boom!
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♪ The biggest bash that
Bacchus has ever thrown... ♪
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Herc's bacchanal was a big hit.
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Unfortunately for Herc,
Poseidon likes his beauty rest.
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♪ You're sure to have
a ball at the bacchanal ♪
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Oh, poor Herc. He must have
felt like the king of the dorks.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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That honor went to
his best friend Icarus.
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Oh, uh, Herc told me about him.
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He's the kid who flew
too close to the sun, right?
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Bingo.
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Yeah, he looks a little geeky, but
he at least had a girlfriend, right?
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Icarus thought
he had a girlfriend.
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Cassandra didn't
quite see it that way.
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Ah!
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Any last requests?
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Yes, I request the opportunity
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to recite a love poem I wrote
for my sweet Cassandra.
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I request you gag
him immediately.
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Your gallows humor.
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So apropos to this moment.
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Hey, the Argonauts
of the Aegean ride!
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Come, my sweet.
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Let us set sail with
the wildest crew
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that ever sought a
sacred shag. Yar!
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Wait. Is this that underground
boat ride in the dark?
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Really dark. Give you any ideas?
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Yeah, nobody will see me
push you overboard. Let's go.
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The ladies go wild for
sardine and onion breath.
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Isn't that right, honey?
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Oh, loveykins, you ever see a guy bring
up a whole date smoothie through his nose?
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Please, watch.
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Ta-da!
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You know, baby, if you ever
wanted me out of your life,
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I love you enough that
I would get right out.
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- Get out.
- Like a bat out of the underworld,
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- you could color me gone.
- Leave. Get out. Go.
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I mean, if you love
something, you set it free, right?
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Icarus was one odd kid.
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So what ever happened to him?
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He went into manufacturing
with his dad and made a fortune.
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You've probably seen his
ads, "Icarus the wax wing king."
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And Cassandra?
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She got recruited by the
Oracle friends network.
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Now they call her the
psychic cynic to the stars.
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Whoa! I had
forgotten all about this.
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What?
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No, I don't think so. I've
shown you too much already.
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Come on, Phil. It
can't be that bad.
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Oh, no. This is different.
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If the kid knew I
showed you this...
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Right. What could be more
embarrassing than sinking your island?
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Well, how about... No!
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This.
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Herc, so glad you could make it.
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So, are we going to have story time
or do I have to shear your little pal?
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It's not my fault. She made me do
it. I take no responsibility, and... Uh...
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I'm out of here.
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Oh, Meg, how could you?
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Oh, can you blame a girl
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for wanting to know what her man
was like in his wonder boy years?
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All right. You win. But I
warn you, it isn't pretty.
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It was intern week and I thought I
landed the coolest job ever at Gyro Wurld.
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And, finally, Hercules, spawn of
Zeus, Shall report to Gyro Wurld.
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Yes! I get to work
at hero world.
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Not "hero," "Gyro Wurld,"
home of the tasty lamb sandwich.
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Where our slogan is...
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Make mine mutton.
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Yes! You're a natural.
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Oh, mutton boy?
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Oops.
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Ah! I can't take
this anymore. I quit.
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- Oh, don't quit.
- That would be bad.
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My father backed me up 100%.
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He even got me a better
job, driving Apollo's chariot.
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If it makes you happy,
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I'll assume full
responsibility for his actions.
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Apollo, you have
nothing to worry about.
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Whoa! See you later.
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Of course, I couldn't
resist showing off.
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- Whoo-hoo! Adonis!
- What?
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How's this for a job?
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That's when Hades made his move.
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Target acquired and vectored in.
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Oh, no.
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How should I know
where the sun is?
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You think I'm
omniscient or something?
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Yes.
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I don't want to say, you know,
that you're falling down on the job,
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but, hey, timber!
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You know, I wouldn't be surprised if
these guys call for a no-confidence vote
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and put some, you
know, deserving god up
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as a replacement for you,
you know, some guy, like, uh...
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A replacement? Forget it, Hades.
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I'm Zeus, lord of Olympus,
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and my fellow gods would
never vote to unseat me, right?
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All right, enough chitchat.
Let's rock the vote.
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Herc, you got to
get out of there.
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You can't have
more than 10 seconds
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before the whole thing
blows sky-high, baby.
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Things looked
pretty dark for a while,
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but it all worked
out in the end.
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Hey, but wasn't this an interesting
experiment in democracy?
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Really, folks, huh?
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Zeus, come on, baby.
No, don't do anything rash
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'cause I'm, you know,
I'm your baby brother.
245
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I'm your little kid brother.
246
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Remember those
games we used to play?
247
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How about this one? Run
away as fast as you can.
248
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Lost suns, sinking islands,
249
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wow, your teen years
made for a real shindig, Herc.
250
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Yeah, there was always some
disaster around the corner.
251
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So, this is the real reason you
didn't want me to see this stuff.
252
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Uh-oh. Well, her
name was Galatea.
253
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Oh, she's beautiful, perfect.
254
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Beautiful? Yes. Perfect? No.
255
00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:22,625
You see, the Aphrodisia
Dance was coming up
256
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and I... I couldn't get a date.
257
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Then Icarus and I had an idea.
258
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Finished.
259
00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,458
Hey, you were
going for a gorgon?
260
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:35,333
Uh, well, Aphrodite
will get the idea.
261
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:38,166
We made a woman out of
clay and summoned Aphrodite.
262
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♪ Aphrodite ♪
263
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So what can I do for you?
264
00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:45,250
Uh, ha ha, could you
bring her to life, please?
265
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:49,000
I, uh, need a
date for the dance.
266
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:52,417
Ooh. All right, I'm
thinking makeover.
267
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:57,542
OK, good. A... A
little more curvy?
268
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Uh, OK, that's curvy
enough for you, young man.
269
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That's it. She's perfect.
270
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Oh, thank you, Aphrodite.
271
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Aren't you forgetting something?
272
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The corsage!
273
00:15:07,750 --> 00:15:10,000
Hello? Her personality?
274
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,500
Oh, I hadn't thought about that.
275
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:15,166
Uh, just make her,
uh, crazy about me.
276
00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:18,250
Digging deep, huh? OK,
here's your dream date.
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Hercules, meet Galatea.
278
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She's everything
you've asked for.
279
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Uh, hi.
280
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Hi.
281
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:33,166
She made Galatea exactly
what I wanted her to be.
282
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Oh, yeah, she's a keeper.
283
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,542
And that's where
it all went wrong.
284
00:15:37,625 --> 00:15:41,417
Galatea, let me tell you.
Hercules is so kind and cute.
285
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He's a total doll.
286
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,600
She's already making
friends with Helen.
287
00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:50,083
Look at Hercules again and
I will rip out your vocal cords.
288
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,542
Okey-dokey.
289
00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,583
It's an insult to the gods to
award this honor to Jercules.
290
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,583
I won't have you talking
to Hercules like that.
291
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,625
Galatea, put Adonis down.
292
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,417
I don't want you to hurt him.
293
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,917
You don't? Well, OK, then.
294
00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:11,542
Oh, I would never, ever do
anything to displease you.
295
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,917
Galatea, we've got to talk.
296
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,375
You're a nice girl,
297
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,625
perfect, even, in some ways,
298
00:16:18,709 --> 00:16:21,333
but I don't think
this is working out.
299
00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:23,709
Is it me? 'Cause
I... I can change.
300
00:16:23,792 --> 00:16:25,792
Would you like
me taller? Shorter?
301
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:28,250
Something more exotic?
302
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:31,083
I'm sorry, Galatea,
but it's over.
303
00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,166
It can't be over!
304
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,208
No, I won't let you go.
Don't you understand?
305
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,834
I'm crazy about you.
306
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,333
Come with me,
if you want to live.
307
00:16:53,166 --> 00:16:55,667
I'm back! Miss me?
308
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:04,750
Hercules, you...
me... dance... now.
309
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:07,917
Sorry, Galatea, but
I'm sitting this one out.
310
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:22,625
Please, please, don't
panic. Get out of my way.
311
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,208
Don't play hard-to-get.
312
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:31,959
Galatea!
313
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,250
Oh!
314
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:40,750
Fortunately, Aphrodite
fixed everything, sort of.
315
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:42,625
Trouble with the
little lady, Hercules?
316
00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:46,333
Galatea deserved better. She
deserved to be her own person.
317
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:54,750
Galatea, I'm sorry.
May I have this dance?
318
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:58,208
Oh, Hercules, that
would be wonderful
319
00:17:58,291 --> 00:18:00,750
if I felt that way about you,
which I don't, and I'm sorry,
320
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,625
but you know what?
It's not you, it's me.
321
00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:05,709
You made a woman out of clay?
322
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,709
I... I was a teenage boy.
323
00:18:07,792 --> 00:18:09,667
It seemed like a
really good idea.
324
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,333
But, you know, as
disastrous as that was,
325
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:16,917
that was nothing
compared to graduation day.
326
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,291
And so as you head
out into the world,
327
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:24,125
your hearts are filled with
dreams and expectations,
328
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:27,250
mostly because you're woefully
ignorant of the dismal job market.
329
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,583
Everyone was gathered for
the commencement ceremony,
330
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,875
everyone except me.
331
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,083
I'm going to be
late for graduation.
332
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,959
I'm going to be
late for graduation.
333
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,500
Oh, man, I can't be
late for graduation.
334
00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:45,959
But I finally made
it just in time.
335
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:50,625
And so your high school education
comes to a glorious conclusion,
336
00:18:50,709 --> 00:18:54,959
except for Adonis, who is one credit short
and will have to attend summer school.
337
00:18:56,583 --> 00:19:02,000
I now pronounce you all
Prometheus Academy graduates.
338
00:19:02,083 --> 00:19:03,333
Yahoo!
339
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,667
Oops.
340
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,625
I, uh, bet you don't get invited
back for alumni weekends.
341
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,583
See? This is why I didn't
want you to see any of this stuff.
342
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,166
Now you're going to think
of me as that geeky loser.
343
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:36,667
I want you to think of
me as I am now, a hero.
344
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:40,875
Oh, you big lug. So you went
through an awkward phase.
345
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:43,959
You know what? It made
you the hero you are today.
346
00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:49,792
♪ You were awkward
in high school ♪
347
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:52,125
♪ A little unsure ♪
348
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:57,709
♪ Had a case of the
clumsies that needed a cure ♪
349
00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:03,417
♪ But the most precious gems
have their roots in the rough ♪
350
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,709
♪ Just like my hero ♪
351
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:11,625
♪ The man that I love ♪
352
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:19,417
♪ Made a number of
blunders But haven't we all? ♪
353
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:22,250
♪ Still you always
worked wonders ♪
354
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,125
♪ With your back to the wall ♪
355
00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,750
♪ Though I'm duly impressed ♪
356
00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:31,458
♪ With this fisticuff stuff ♪
357
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,458
♪ It's just a small part of ♪
358
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:39,166
♪ The man that I love ♪
359
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,417
♪ There have been
hits, a few misses ♪
360
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,250
♪ One or two in-betweens ♪
361
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,250
♪ A couple of kisses ♪
362
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:54,166
♪ And some devilish dreams ♪
363
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,375
♪ You've fought
monstrous battles ♪
364
00:20:57,458 --> 00:20:59,542
♪ Made some narrow escapes ♪
365
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:05,000
♪ But I'm much more in
awe of your character traits ♪
366
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,917
♪ 'Cause you're
gentle and kind ♪
367
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,041
♪ And you never give up ♪
368
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,750
♪ This is what makes you ♪
369
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:21,709
♪ The man that I love ♪
370
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:26,250
♪ I thank Zeus for this gift ♪
371
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:30,166
♪ From Olympus above ♪
372
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:33,083
♪ My number one hero ♪
373
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:39,792
♪ The man that I love ♪
374
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:46,291
Special delivery.
375
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,166
What's that?
376
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,333
Well, when I figured
out what you were up to,
377
00:21:52,417 --> 00:21:56,166
I sent Hermes on a
special mission to retrieve...
378
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,166
your high school yearbook.
379
00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,667
No, you wouldn't.
380
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,125
Aw, come on, Meg.
381
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:04,250
There can't be anything
embarrassing in your past, can there?
382
00:22:04,333 --> 00:22:05,792
Oh, well, lookie here.
383
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:08,458
Our little Megara
was a... A cheerleader!
384
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:09,583
Give me that.
385
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:13,250
- Ha! Look at your hair.
- That was the style of the time.
386
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,667
Uh, you were in the Glee Club?
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