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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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And, finally, my model city
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would include a
pantheon of heroes.
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Ooh! Oh!
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Perfect. Another city
destroyed by Mr. Hercules.
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Well, flunkards, so far,
I'm very disappointed.
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In your pitiful excuses
for model cities.
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Mr. Adonis and his
so-called "Adonisville."
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Not enough statues of me?
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And, Miss Cassandra, with
her ridiculous city of the future.
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And that brings
us to Mr. Icarus.
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I trust you won't disappoint me.
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Well, trust away, Mr. Herodotus.
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OK. Uh, the time has
come to unveil my model city.
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Prepare to be amazed
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because it's really,
really, really good.
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Oh, darn it!
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Now I won't get to show off
my magnificent handiwork.
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Well, see ya!
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Mr. Icarus, I expect to
be amazed by your project
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first thing Monday morning.
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Yeah, well, it'll be
amazing, all right.
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Humpf!
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Whoo!
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Oh, no, Icarus. That
rock crushed your model.
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Actually, right now,
that rock is my model.
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But yesterday you told
me all you had to do
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was put on the
finishing touches.
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You're gonna fail.
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I will not!
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My project may be a little late,
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I may not know diddly
about planning a city,
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but I'll do what generations of
students before me have done
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when faced with
this same situation...
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Go to the library
and copy some stuff.
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Copy? Y... You're
not supposed to...
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Why do you have
to fly to the library?
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It's not just any library, pal.
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Oh, no, indeed.
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Icarus was flying to
the greatest library
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in the history of humanity...
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The library of Alexandria
in faraway Egypt...
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A legendary institution
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boasting scrolls on
every subject imaginable.
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"City Planning Made Easy,"
"Hey, Let's Build A City."
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"The Seven Habits Of
Highly Effective City Planners",
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"How To Fly While Carrying
A Stack Of Heavy Scrolls."
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Uh, yeah. You know what?
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On second thought, I really
don't need that last one.
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D'oh! That... might...
have... been a mistake.
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Now, where am I?
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Ah! Hmm.
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Sparta, no. Ithaca, no.
Athens, no. Troy, no.
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Hmm. I'm stumped.
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Icarus did not realize it,
but he was flying over Rome,
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the fabled city founded
by Romulus and Remus,
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and the birthplace of the most
highly developed civilization
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of the ancient world.
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You're just gonna have
to trust me on this one.
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Romulus, what am I
gonna do with you?
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What?
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What do you mean "what?"
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Look at this!
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"Up-and-coming city needs
god or gods for divine guidance.
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500 years minimum experience
preferred. Self-starters a must."
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Looks all right to me, Remus.
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Hey! There's no zip
code! They all came back!
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You know what that
means, you shtewnod?
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No gods, zilcho, bupkis!
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OK, I'm flying over... Si-beria.
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Well, that's a start.
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Hmm. Starting to rain.
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Hey, there's the sun!
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The sun!
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Oh, man! Not again!
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Aaaaahhh!
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Not one single god is
coming to Rome, you bazoom!
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So sue me!
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I can't make a god
just drop out of the sky!
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Aaaaaahhhhh!
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- Holy...
- Duh...
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Oof!
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Sorry to just drop in like this.
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Are you here for...
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No, no, I can
explain everything.
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Funny story, true story...
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You see, I got
this thing from...
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Hey, one of my
fliers got through!
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♪ We got a god, we got a god ♪
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- Beg pardon?
- Oh, Great God,
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you have answered our
call and come to rule us.
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From this day hence, your
every need will be fulfilled,
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every wish granted,
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as we build our
city in your image.
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Capisce?
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So, let me get this straight.
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I'm your god.
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- That's right.
- And I get anything I want.
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You better believe it.
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OK!
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That clears it up for me!
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There's really
nothing I can do, son.
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Father, he hasn't
been seen all weekend.
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I think he might be in trouble.
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Well...
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I suppose I could get you
some help from Nemesis.
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The demigoddess of vengeance?
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Yes, Nemesis.
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Um, are you making that noise?
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Don't you worry about
her. She's a great tracker.
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A little intense,
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but a nice kid once
you get to know her.
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Ha! I'm sure she'll be happy
to help you any way she can.
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Hercules, I'll be happy to
help you in any way I can.
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Really?
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What do you think?
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Huh?
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All right. Let's get this
chump-change job over
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before I smite you.
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Hey, this is fun!
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Hey, sweetie, give me
another bite of that tomato pie,
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would ya?
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Ah, that is so good. There
is no place like Rome.
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Oh, Great God
Icarus, are you happy?
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We've carried out
your designs for Rome.
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Yeah. Couldn't be happier!
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Love the waterslide.
Love the ballpark.
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You are so great a god,
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that we are gonna throw
you a big, swingin' festival.
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In honor of your greatness!
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A festival?
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Man! This god is gonna
get funky with his godly self
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and make some noise, huh?
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Yes, he was here. He
checked out several scrolls,
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though, not our
newest arrival...
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"1,000 Insults
For All Occasions."
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It's available for circulation.
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Someone has drawn a
mustache on this volume.
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I will mete out a deadly
vengeance on whoever did this,
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after I find this Icarus and
smite him for his crimes.
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Um, I don't know
what my father told you,
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but this job is really
more about tracking
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and less about smiting, per se.
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Well, how much
smiting will there be?
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Uh, roughly... none.
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What? No smiting? No smiting?
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Oh, you are, you are so stupid,
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you think a Minotaur
is short vacation.
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Aaah!
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I drop everything to
do your old man a favor,
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and there's no
vengeance to wreak,
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no retribution to be wrought?
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Uh, well, uh,
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m... maybe you can get in
some wreaking and wroughting
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on your own time.
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Oh, you will be sorry for this!
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By the very gods
of Olympus, I shall...
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Shhhh! Hush!
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Can I smite him?
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Great God Icarus, as the
day of your festival dawns,
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we proclaim that from now on,
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all Romans will dress
themselves just like you.
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Great God Icarus!
Great God Icarus!
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Wow! This is all mine!
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Mine, as far as the eye can see.
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And I can see... No!
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Ah-ha. I found another one
of these melted-wax feathers.
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I should smite this
Icarus for littering.
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Like I said earlier, no
beating up on Icarus.
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Poor guy must have flown
too close to the sun again.
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Well, I shall smite... Apollo!
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Look... Can't you get it
through your armored head?
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No smiting!
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- None?
- None!
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Not just a little love smite?
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Aaaagh! No! None!
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No smiting!
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I... If you see a crime,
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like someone defaces a
temple, or aggrieves the gods,
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or, or pretends to be a
god, then pound away!
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Go ahead, but that's
it. Nowhere else!
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This is a no-smiting zone!
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Well, you don't have to yell.
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Hercules!
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Oh, my gosh! It's Icarus!
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Herc! Hercaburger!
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Up here, buddy!
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They've got him imprisoned!
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Hang on, buddy. I'm coming!
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Great. Can I go home now?
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Hang on, Icarus,
I'll rescue you!
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Herc, if you rescue
me from this,
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I will never forgive you.
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What is going on here?
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Well, they made me a god, Herc.
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Rome is my town.
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I came, I saw... I par-tayed!
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It's, it's unbelievable.
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Believe it, baby! Check it out!
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These guys just
fan me all day long!
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They do whatever I say. Look!
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Your god commands
you to act like chickens.
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There! You see? And
everyone's a chicken.
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My every stupid wish
is their stupid command.
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Aren't enough hours in the day.
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Hey, fat guy, dance
like a monkey!
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Oh, man, Icarus, I was
so worried about you.
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I thought you were
lost or in some kind of...
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Trouble! We have to get
you out of here right now!
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What? Have you
lost your astragaly?
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I'm just getting warmed up!
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Icarus, someone came
with me to find you.
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She's here in loam.
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Rome.
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Whatever! She's the demigoddess
of vengeance... Nemesis!
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Aaahh!
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Right, but is she a nice
demigoddess of vengeance?
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She can transform her
arms into deadly weapons,
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and her specialty
is smiting false gods!
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D'oh, man!
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We gotta get out of here
before she sees any of this!
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- Ahh!
- Before I see any of what?
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Hi!
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Demigoddess of
vengeance, I presume?
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Oh, yes! Ha ha ha ha!
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Before I see what?
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Before... you... see
254
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:26,375
what a fright my hair is today!
255
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,208
Hello! You must be
Nemesis. I must be Icarus.
256
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,166
And we must be going.
257
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,542
Your festival is about to start,
258
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,417
O Great God Icarus.
259
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:40,834
And a great job you're
doing, too, Remus!
260
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,709
Forget about it!
261
00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:43,792
See, here in Rome,
262
00:11:43,834 --> 00:11:45,959
we believe in the
power of positive feeling,
263
00:11:46,041 --> 00:11:49,291
so whenever we see one
another, we say, "great job," see?
264
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,750
Great job, Hercules.
265
00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:53,500
And you're doing a
great job, too, Icarus.
266
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:55,500
Did that man say god?
267
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:58,291
Oh ho ho! No!
268
00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:01,750
That can't be because, uh,
the Romans don't have a god.
269
00:12:01,875 --> 00:12:04,417
They worship, uh... Corn.
270
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,166
Corn! They worship corn.
271
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,959
And who doesn't,
in their own little way,
272
00:12:10,083 --> 00:12:11,500
worship corn?
273
00:12:11,583 --> 00:12:14,041
Then what is he doing?
274
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:16,625
Hey, look, pal, I told you
275
00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:20,625
you lost your lucky
coin out in the hall!
276
00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:22,333
All hail Great God...
277
00:12:22,417 --> 00:12:24,000
They're helping him look.
278
00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:26,125
My smiting sense is tingling.
279
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:29,333
Something smells like
false god around here.
280
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:31,000
Oh, I'll tell you what smells.
281
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,250
I'll tell ya what smells!
282
00:12:33,333 --> 00:12:36,250
You and your
so-called suspicions!
283
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:41,333
To think that you would
suspect me of being a false god!
284
00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,542
Well, we don't have to
put up with this witch hunt.
285
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:47,375
We're leaving, and the next
time you wanna frame me,
286
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:50,000
I suggest you call my lawyer,
287
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:53,125
and I will see you in court!
288
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:56,417
All hail Great God Icarus!
289
00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:02,000
No, I think I'll be seeing
both of you right now!
290
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:06,917
Ah ah! OK, now, Nemesis,
let's, let's not be hasty.
291
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,500
- Uh...
- Oh, don't worry.
292
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:12,834
This is going to
be long and slow.
293
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,125
Ha, may I say just one word?
294
00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,333
What is it?
295
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:17,792
- Jump!
- Jump!
296
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:21,041
- Aaaaaah!
- Aaaaah!
297
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:24,291
Aaaiiyi-yi-yi!
298
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:27,583
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
299
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:33,709
Oh! That was awesome!
300
00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:35,375
Let's go again!
301
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,375
I don't think so!
302
00:13:40,959 --> 00:13:44,208
Ah, yes, the thrill of the hunt.
303
00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,792
I should do errands
for Zeus more often.
304
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:52,250
I think we lost her.
305
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,333
Think again.
306
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,834
Alas, poor me!
307
00:14:00,917 --> 00:14:02,834
I knew me well.
308
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,000
Uh, we have bigger problems!
309
00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,417
I've got you now!
310
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,542
Curses!
311
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,917
Whoa! That was scary!
312
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,333
You're telling me.
313
00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:19,750
Ah! Yes! Fooled ya, Nemesis!
314
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:22,583
Our wits are 100
times more powerful
315
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,166
than your stupid smiting senses.
316
00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,750
Uh, she also has
superhuman hearing.
317
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,041
Oh, well, now you tell me!
318
00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,000
Oh, no, we're trapped!
319
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,000
Ah! We gotta find
a way out of here!
320
00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:45,375
Oh ho ho ho! I'll
take care of that.
321
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:49,917
Hasta la vista, false god.
322
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,875
Wait a minute. Have a heart.
323
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:56,083
Sure, Icarus is a false god,
but, but what harm has he done?
324
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,875
He gave these people
a vision of a new city.
325
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:02,125
OK, it was a weird
vision, but I... it's a vision.
326
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,709
When you get to the underworld,
327
00:15:03,792 --> 00:15:05,583
tell Hades he owes me money.
328
00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:07,041
Not so fast!
329
00:15:07,125 --> 00:15:08,750
Well, all right.
330
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:12,125
My people have
come to rescue me!
331
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:14,208
You lied to us, you lousy phony!
332
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:15,959
We want revenge!
333
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,208
Well, I called that one wrong.
334
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,959
Take a numeral, boys. He's mine!
335
00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,125
Ungh!
336
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:24,000
Hey! She's out cold!
337
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,583
That's not necessarily
a good thing.
338
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:32,375
I am Ra, Sun God of Egypt!
339
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:36,000
We have come in
answer to your call.
340
00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:37,709
Hey, what do ya know?
341
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,875
One of your fliers
did get through.
342
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:42,542
All hail our new gods!
343
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,709
Well, everybody's happy
now, no harm done.
344
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:47,000
I guess that takes little
false god off the hoo...
345
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,000
Aaahh!
346
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:51,792
Before we rule
as your true gods,
347
00:15:51,875 --> 00:15:56,917
we must destroy all
traces of the false god.
348
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,250
Uh, you can't...
349
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,542
Aaaahhh!
350
00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:09,709
And that means all traces.
351
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:17,333
So, now as we
extend our dominion
352
00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:21,583
to include the city
of Rome, let us...
353
00:16:21,667 --> 00:16:23,000
Wait a minute, huh?
354
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,834
Boy, that really
bugs me after a while.
355
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,125
It's OK for a big
entrance and all,
356
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,250
you know what I mean?
But then it's a real pain.
357
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,917
Now, then, let's get
down to business.
358
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,208
Ooh ooh ooh! First the destruction
of this false god over here!
359
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:38,667
Whoa! You guys are bloodthirsty!
360
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:42,291
Tell you what. I'll take care
of the imposter and his buddy
361
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:45,834
right after we get started on a
little construction around here.
362
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,125
Construction?
363
00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:49,792
I'm thinking, uh, we
put these people to work,
364
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:53,333
dig up the town square,
knock this bandbox down,
365
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,750
then put some pyramids
up, uh, right about here.
366
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:58,667
Destroy the colosseum?
367
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,125
I think I may have a plan.
368
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,542
Well, if it's better
than crying like a baby
369
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,917
and pleading for mercy,
then, hey, I'm all for it!
370
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,333
So, uh, let's get
this going, OK?
371
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:11,417
You guys handle the pyramid thing,
and I'll destroy the bogus god here.
372
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,250
Are you gonna
let them do this...
373
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:17,083
Tear down the city you
worked so hard to create?
374
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:21,417
Uh-huh. Heh. Just for that,
wise guy, I'll do you first.
375
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,166
Oh, well, this plan is
slightly better than mine.
376
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:28,250
You leave him alone! He's
right! You can't do this to us!
377
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,041
Oh, boy, listen,
people, people, people,
378
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:34,625
you wanted gods, you got
'em. This is how it works.
379
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:36,542
We say it, you do it.
380
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,792
If we sort of talk it over,
381
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,208
then we're really not
doing our job, are we?
382
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:45,583
Rome can be a great
city! Don't let them take it!
383
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,250
Yeah! We like
Rome the way it is!
384
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,834
OK, I've had enough.
385
00:17:49,917 --> 00:17:52,542
We're gonna need to
level this whole place
386
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,500
and start from scratch...
387
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:58,417
Right after I waste
the false god here.
388
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,834
You mean when I waste him!
389
00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:03,458
Shove off, featherhead!
This is my collar.
390
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:09,125
And just who in Aunt Pearl's
Pantheon are you, little mortal?
391
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:12,417
For your information,
I am a demigoddess.
392
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,458
Uh-huh, and
you're starting to be
393
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:16,959
a demi-pain-in-the-ankh, sister.
394
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,583
So, go shine your
helmet somewhere
395
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:22,834
before I lose my
temper and smite ya.
396
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:25,917
What did you say?
397
00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,667
Get ready to run.
398
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,291
I was born ready.
399
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:32,750
I said, I'm gonna smite ya!
400
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:35,500
I have been waiting all
week for a good smite.
401
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:38,750
Mister, you just opened
a big can of trouble!
402
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:41,583
Aaaiiiyy-yi-yi-yi-yi!
403
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:47,291
OK, Rome, you want raffle?
404
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,959
You've got it.
405
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:51,542
Gods, attack!
406
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,458
Aaahhh!
407
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:07,709
Let's see how you do without
your little toy, sunny boy.
408
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:19,208
Jeez! Where's the giant dog-headed
god when you really need him?
409
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,917
Hang on, Icarus!
410
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,417
Now!
411
00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:42,750
Well, sweetie,
412
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:46,709
I'm about to show you how
we do it down in the delta!
413
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:50,500
Say your prayers.
414
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,542
Whew! Thank you.
415
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,458
Don't mention it.
416
00:19:59,542 --> 00:20:01,291
Rome is ours again,
417
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,667
thanks to Hercules and Nemesis!
418
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,792
You can be our new new gods.
419
00:20:05,875 --> 00:20:09,041
Oh, no, please, I...
I can't be your god.
420
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,792
Actually, I'm already on
the god track back home.
421
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,834
And I'm just a
demigoddess of vengeance
422
00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:18,291
who's still got
a little job to do.
423
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,166
Oh, come on!
424
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,041
We saved your life just now!
425
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:24,041
So? You still must pay
426
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,125
because you aggrieved the
gods with your transgressions!
427
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:31,250
Oh, Nemesis, lighten
up for once, will ya?
428
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,750
- Father!
- Oh... ahh!
429
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,000
Out of my way.
430
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,250
Dad, what are you doing here?
431
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,375
We got this ad about
a city needing gods.
432
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:44,834
Would have got it last week, but it
was addressed to "Mt. Olympert."
433
00:20:44,917 --> 00:20:49,000
Uh, excuse me, you
great big hairy-faced one,
434
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:51,625
you don't want to
level our city, do ya?
435
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,583
Why would I want to
do a fool thing like that?
436
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:58,166
All hail our new gods.
437
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,792
Well, then, I guess we
should introduce ourselves.
438
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,083
I'm Zeus, father of the gods.
439
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:05,333
This is Hermes, Messenger God.
440
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:07,583
Uh, Dad, uh, I
hate to interrupt,
441
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,750
but the Romans are
a very patriotic people,
442
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,792
and they're wondering
if you wouldn't mind
443
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:17,000
using special Roman
names for yourselves?
444
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:20,500
Well, "When in
Rome..." and all that. Ha!
445
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,625
What kind of names
you got for us?
446
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:26,375
You've named
everything else we like.
447
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:28,000
Why not our gods?
448
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:30,750
Oh, I would be honored.
449
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,750
Hmm. Let me see.
450
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:36,166
I think "Jupiter" is a
good name for you, sir.
451
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:40,625
Jupiter? What
kind of a... I like it!
452
00:21:40,709 --> 00:21:44,250
You... "Mercury." I
like "Mars" for you.
453
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,333
"Vulcan's" a good one.
454
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,875
"Venus"... that's
kind of catchy.
455
00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,542
"Larry" for you...
456
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:52,125
Larry... No, no,
no, no. Not Larry...
457
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:55,750
And so, though Icarus
didn't finish his model city,
458
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:59,375
his teacher was impressed
with the real city he did create,
459
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:03,000
along with a set of Roman
names for the Pantheon of gods
460
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,750
that pleased everyone.
461
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:05,667
What?
462
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,250
Well... almost everyone.
463
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:11,667
They want to name me "Pluto"?
What kind of name is that?
464
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,500
"Pluto"... That's a name
for a god? What is that?
465
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,917
I wouldn't name my dog "Pluto."
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