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♪ Who put the
"glad" in gladiator? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Whose daring deeds
are great theater? ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Is he bold? ♪
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♪ No one braver ♪
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♪ Is he sweet? ♪
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♪ Our favorite
flavor, Hercules ♪
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- ♪ What a guy ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Ask his friends ♪
- ♪ Hercules ♪
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♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪
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- ♪ Hercules ♪
- ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪
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♪ Hercules ♪
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- ♪ Come on ♪
- ♪ No one's fool ♪
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♪ Now, the boy's in school ♪
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♪ He's in trainin' ♪
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♪ Sun is shinin' ♪
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♪ And the nicest guy ♪
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♪ No complainin' ♪
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♪ He was a no one ♪
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♪ Zero, zero, give
him a quick deed ♪
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♪ He's our hero ♪
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♪ He's the most
likely to succeed ♪
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♪ From zero to hero ♪
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♪ Herc is a hero ♪
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♪ He'll be a hero ♪
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Wait and see!
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The dawn of
Grecian civilization.
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An empty, lifeless void.
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A mere shell of a world.
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Uh, a fixer-upper.
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And to fix it up,
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Zeus would need the
help of the other gods.
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To each he assigned
a specific task.
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Poseidon was given
the mighty trident,
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and made God of the Seas.
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Zeus' brother Hades
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was given the keys
to the underworld
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and made God of the Dead.
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OK.
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Ares was made God of Love,
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and Cupid the God of War.
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Love arrows? Do I look
like the romantic type?
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Uh, though there were
a few bugs to work out.
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The gods received
suitable tasks,
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until finally,
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only one job
remained to be filled...
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God of Sleep.
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I want to do it!
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- Gimme that!
- Two brothers,
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Morpheus and
Phantasos, vied for the job.
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But Zeus in his wisdom
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decided that Morpheus,
the older of the two,
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should be given
the responsibility.
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That's not fair!
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Just because he's older
doesn't mean he's better.
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Yes, it does.
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It's called... seniority.
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I just came up with it.
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But what about me?
What about my needs?
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I'm talented. Don't I get
to be god of something?
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Well, I suppose I could
create a new position,
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say, um... God of odors.
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How's your sense of smell?
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Stinky idea. No way.
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I want to be God of Sleep.
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I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!
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That job should be mine,
and I'm gonna have that job.
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You watch me, brother.
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He's really upset.
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Sh... should I be worried?
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Nah.
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I've got the same problem
with my little brother Hades.
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They'll get over it.
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Morpheus, you are
the God of Sleep.
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And so, night after night,
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Morpheus throws his blanket
of slumber across the land,
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assuring everyone
a good night's sleep.
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And along with the duties
of sleep came a bonus...
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Dreams.
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Mmm... ooh...
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With Morpheus in charge,
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all dreams were happy ones
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where your most
wonderful wishes came true.
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But on this night,
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something went terribly wrong.
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Hmm. There. Finished.
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It's only taken me since the
dawn of time, but it is done.
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With this, it's good-bye,
happy dreams,
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hello, bad dreams.
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Ho ho. Behold! My... my, uh...
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What should I call it?
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My bedspread of dread?
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Afghan of agony?
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Eiderdown of angst?
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Blanket of bummers?
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Wait. I've got it.
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My dis-comforter.
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Oh, yeah, that's good.
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It's catchy, colorful,
yet not overly jiggy.
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Now it's time to
tuck everybody in.
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Sweet screams...
screams... screams...
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Aah!
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Ooh. Two for the price of one.
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Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
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Aah!
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Ooh. Ah. Uhh! Ooh! Ah! Ah!
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Aah!
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What the...
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This isn't my usual happy dream.
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- Ohh!
- Aah!
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Aah!
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Oh... oh... ohh... Oh!
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Oh... huh?
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Wh... Where am I?
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Whew!
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It was just a... dream.
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A really bad dream.
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What is up with that?
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Morning, Phil.
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- How'd you sleep?
- What do you mean by that?
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Uh, nothin'.
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Just, uh, just wonderin'.
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Sit! Your bourekakia's
getting cold.
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Mmm! Wow. This is good, Phil.
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So, um, have any
dreams last night?
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Of course.
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Pass the fertilizer, would you?
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Anything... strange or scary?
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Yeah. How'd you know?
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I had a scary dream, too.
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I was attacked by the
hydra and couldn't fight back
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because I dropped my sword.
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Really?
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Maybe that's because you
skipped sword practice yesterday
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to watch cheerleader
tryouts at school.
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That wasn't a dream. That
was your conscience calling.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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It called me, too.
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I had the same dream.
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Your conscience is
messin' up my sleep.
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That's impossible.
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This is ancient Greece, kid.
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Gods give birth
through their heads.
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Anything's possible.
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School barge. Gotta go.
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Just make sure you make it home
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for sword practice this time.
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For your sake and mine.
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Aw, man, it was horrible.
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I've never been so scared.
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I had to crawl into bed
with my mom and dad.
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It was screaming.
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Cassandra! You're still here!
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Oh, thank Zeus!
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Icarus, what's wrong with you?
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Something terrible
happened to me last night.
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I had a horrible... Not-a-dream.
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You had a not-a-dream, too?
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Yes! And it scared
the be-Zeus out of me!
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There I was,
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in a romantic setting
with my gloomy doomy.
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She was leading
me on a playful romp
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to some place
quiet and secluded,
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but then she came to a pair
of very familiar wax wings,
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which she used
to fly away from me
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right into the sun, baby!
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Bzzz-zzz-zzz-zzz
zzz-zzz-zzz-zap!
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Zzz-zzz-zzz-zzz-zzz-toast!
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How terrible!
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She was gone forever.
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I'll trade you dreams.
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You had a bad one,
too? What about?
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Picture me in a
domestic setting.
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Yeech. I'm already scared.
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I was in this cottage,
washing dishes
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with fuzzy
disease-carrying vermin.
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Then all of a sudden, my 7 seven
small roommates came home,
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all of them named Dopey.
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I hope this isn't some
new kind of vision.
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I don't need another curse.
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Ugh! Well, I just hope that I
never have another dream like that.
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I mean, that could really
mess up a guy, you know?
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Well, maybe Morpheus
was just having an off night.
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I'm sure it'll never
happen again. Right?
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Wrong!
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Frighty night...
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My favorite night of the week.
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Ohh.
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He-e-e-elp!
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Aah!
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Help. Can't get out.
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Stuck in Pancreas.
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Whoa-oh!
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Huh? What?
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No!
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Phil?
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Gotta help... Phil.
Phil! Wake up.
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Huh? What? Wait. What?
W... what's going on?
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You were having a bad dream. I, I
heard you screaming in your sleep
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all the way over in my hangout.
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Kid, I'm getting real tired of
spending my time in your dreams.
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Now get back to sleep
and don't let it happen again.
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Yaaah! Ooh!
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Um, maybe I
should, uh, stay here
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in case, you know, you
have more bad dreams.
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Y... You could get
hurt in that hammock.
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Don't worry about me, but a
hero-in-training needs his sleep,
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so go get some.
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Ah, I really don't need
any more sleep. I'm...
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- wide awake.
- Oh, really?
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I think I'll go fix myself
a midnight snack.
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Got any of that
spanakopita left?
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Herc, I know you're scared.
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Ha! I am not.
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Kid, I was there. It
was a very scary dream,
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but you can't stay
awake forever.
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Well, I'm a
demigod. I could try.
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OK. You're right.
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I'm afraid to go to sleep.
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Look, you're gonna
face a lot scarier things
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in real life if you're
gonna be a hero.
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It may be a bad dream,
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but it's still just a dream.
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I'll stay up and
keep you company.
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Thanks, Phil, but, you know,
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I'm not sure I can fall asleep.
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Got ya covered. Warm
goat's milk coming up.
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What are we meeting at
this time of night for, Zeus?
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I've got a war first
thing in the morning...
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And I've gotta be refreshed.
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There's an item of new business
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that needs our
immediate attention.
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The latest deity
approval ratings are in.
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Bro, big guy, what...
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I mean, you're always at
the top of the approval ratings.
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Huh? Well, except for the time
you dropped a pile of thunderbolts
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on Pompeii during sweeps month.
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Oy, was I busy. That was good.
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We're not here to talk about
who's at the top of the ratings.
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The problem is
who's at the bottom:
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Morpheus, God of Sleep.
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- What? Morpheus? What?
- Are you joking? I don't believe it.
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How is that poss... But
I don't understand this.
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I haven't done anything
different. I am taken aback.
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Well, it seems mortals aren't
sleeping well these days.
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They're having very bad dreams.
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Bad dreams? Bad dreams?
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What is that? There's no
such thing as bad dreams.
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Dreamland is the
happiest place on earth.
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Whoo! Maybe the
big old God of Sleep
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has something wrong
with his little blankie.
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I'm sure that's not it,
and I resent your tone.
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I keep it in mothballs.
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I... I wash it in soft water.
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Look, take a look for
yourself. It's in perfect shape.
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- Stop flapping that thing.
- Hey, hey.
258
00:11:30,542 --> 00:11:32,667
Watch out with that.
Dust all over me.
259
00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:34,000
What kind of god are you?
260
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:40,250
Well, it looks like it's
in good working order,
261
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,875
but that still doesn't
explain the bad dreams.
262
00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:45,166
I can explain them.
263
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,875
You gave the job
to the wrong guy.
264
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:52,750
I wanted the job, but no, you
went with the seniority system.
265
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:55,375
But hey, it's never too
late to make a change.
266
00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:57,959
I mean, it's not
written in stone, right?
267
00:11:58,041 --> 00:12:00,500
Phantasos, this doesn't
really concern you.
268
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,309
He's, uh... you know,
he's just being a brat.
269
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:03,250
Sez you.
270
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,792
Frankly, I really think
my brother's lost it.
271
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:09,583
Personally, I think he's
earned a loooong vacation.
272
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:13,125
Hmm. You may
have something there.
273
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:16,166
Hey, if you're implying that
I'm falling asleep on the job,
274
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,875
well, that simply is not true.
275
00:12:17,959 --> 00:12:21,750
Oh, yeah? Just look what
you've done to the son of Zeus.
276
00:12:25,667 --> 00:12:28,709
♪ Close your eyes ♪
277
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:32,125
♪ Until the new day ♪
278
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:36,333
♪ Let the magic of Morpheus ♪
279
00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:39,417
♪ Whisk you away ♪
280
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:42,417
See? Even the mighty
Hercules is afraid to go to sleep.
281
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,375
He needs a lullaby.
282
00:12:44,458 --> 00:12:47,125
And what chance does someone
who's afraid of their dreams
283
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,208
have of ever becoming a hero?
284
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:52,667
Enough! I can't watch any more.
285
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:57,083
Looks to me like you are falling
asleep on the job, Morpheus.
286
00:12:57,166 --> 00:13:01,333
I'll give you until tomorrow
night to fix this problem,
287
00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:05,166
or I'm putting someone
else in charge of sleep.
288
00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:07,000
♪ Da da da da da ♪
289
00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:09,083
Whoo hoo hoo!
290
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:13,667
The son of Zeus is
going to have a bad night.
291
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,959
Well, so much for
brotherly love, kitty-o.
292
00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:18,875
Sometimes I feel
sorry for him, you know,
293
00:13:18,959 --> 00:13:20,792
'cause I have this
exciting career,
294
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,083
a lot of responsibility, tenure,
295
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:26,166
and, you know, he's been
cooped up in his room for eons.
296
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,667
- Take a letter, Hermes?
- Yes! Shoot, babe.
297
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,083
And I want it delivered
to Hercules right away.
298
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:38,000
♪ To the stars in the heavens ♪
299
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:42,083
♪ Where dreams all come true ♪
300
00:13:42,166 --> 00:13:45,417
♪ High atop Mt. Olympus ♪
301
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:49,333
♪ Zeus is watching over you ♪
302
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,291
Hermes. What
brings you out so late?
303
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:53,208
Neither rain, nor sleet,
304
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:57,208
nor really bad satyr
singing... ooh hoo...
305
00:13:57,291 --> 00:13:59,333
Can stop the
messenger of the gods.
306
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,667
Humph! Hey, I'm just
trying to get the kid to sleep.
307
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,875
Well, why don't you
just hit him with a rock?
308
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,834
That'd be more merciful.
You know what I mean?
309
00:14:05,917 --> 00:14:08,208
But this is no time for
sleep, you crazy cat.
310
00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,917
Morpheus wants a
gig with you ASAP.
311
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,500
Really. A god is beseeching me?
312
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:15,834
Oh, man.
313
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,792
We'll be in line for days.
314
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:21,625
You've been summoned,
kid. This is a VIP Pass.
315
00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:23,792
Make way. We
have an appointment.
316
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:25,667
Demigod coming through.
317
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,583
You wanted to see me, Morpheus?
318
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,250
Hercules, I need your help.
319
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:32,458
Let's go to my office, where we
can... Where we can talk privately,
320
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:34,625
'cause I can't even hear
myself think out here.
321
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,875
Folks, uh, if you could
just write the dreams down
322
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:39,917
and slip them under my door.
323
00:14:44,208 --> 00:14:45,250
Ahh. That's better.
324
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,476
What did you want
to see me about?
325
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:48,333
I need a hero, Hercules.
326
00:14:48,417 --> 00:14:49,959
I am an absolute wreck
327
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,208
over this dream situation.
328
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,667
Just look at me.
I'm a basket case.
329
00:14:55,458 --> 00:14:57,208
Yeah. And so are we.
330
00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:59,792
We're not gettin' any
sleep! What's goin' on?!
331
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,834
You know, it's... it's
my brother Phantasos.
332
00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:04,083
He must've found a
way to invade dreams
333
00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:05,917
and turn them into
something frightening.
334
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,834
I'll say. That hydra I keep dreaming
about is as scary as they come.
335
00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:13,542
He is obviously using everyone's
deepest fears against them
336
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:14,959
so they'll turn against me.
337
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:17,959
Y... You have got to
stop him, Hercules.
338
00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:20,417
W... why me? You're a god.
339
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,125
Can't you stop your
brother yourself?
340
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,959
I'm not good at confrontation.
341
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:26,583
Besides, the... the
deity union rules
342
00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:28,083
are very strict on this point.
343
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,709
I oversee sleep,
344
00:15:29,792 --> 00:15:32,041
but this gets into
righting wrongs.
345
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:33,458
It requires a hero.
346
00:15:33,542 --> 00:15:36,125
What exactly do you
want the kid to do?
347
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:38,500
I want him to stand up to
Phantasos in Dreamland
348
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,208
and take away his most
powerful weapon, fear.
349
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:43,709
OK. If you need a hero, I'm in.
350
00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:46,667
And he doesn't go anywhere
without his personal trainer.
351
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:47,750
I'm in, too.
352
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:56,959
Nighty night.
353
00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,667
Don't let the gorgons bite.
354
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,542
Welcome back, boys!
355
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:10,834
It's gonna be a hot time
in the old head tonight!
356
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:13,250
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
357
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,041
This is the mother
of bad dreams.
358
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:22,709
It's my... - Mother!
- Oh, Phillygoat,
359
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:24,166
let me look at you.
360
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,041
Let me give you
a hug. Come here.
361
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:27,583
Come to megamama.
362
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:34,417
Umph! Y... You were right, Herc.
363
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,166
This is a scary place.
364
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:39,333
Morpheus! Take the blanket off!
365
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,875
You can't run,
and you can't hide.
366
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,667
This is Dreamland.
367
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,875
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
368
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,875
I love my work!
369
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:51,000
Boy, your mom can
really turn on you.
370
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,250
Huh?
371
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:56,667
For me?
372
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,667
Oh, aren't you sweet?
373
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,625
I'll let you know.
374
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,291
Whaah!
375
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:06,792
Phil, I need a sword!
Find me a sword!
376
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,375
Kid, the last thing you use
to defeat the hydra is a sword.
377
00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,375
You got enough
mouths to feed already.
378
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:16,291
What am I supposed to do?
379
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,250
Remember why you're here!
380
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:20,959
Fight your fear, not the hydra!
381
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:26,709
I'm not afraid. I am not afraid.
382
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,250
Aah!
383
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:29,583
Aaaah!
384
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,083
Wha... Aah!
385
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,375
Don't be afraid, Herc.
386
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,583
It's just a dream.
387
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,250
It can't hurt ya. Ooh!
388
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,417
Hey, I didn't say
it couldn't hurt me.
389
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,959
Go be brave over there.
390
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,875
It's a dream. It's
just a bad dream.
391
00:17:49,959 --> 00:17:50,959
This isn't real.
392
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,333
I must be... brave.
393
00:17:53,417 --> 00:17:56,083
Unh. What are you looking at?
394
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,166
You can't hurt me.
395
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,041
Oh, we can really scare ya!
396
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,000
Hah! No, you can't.
397
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,125
I won't let ya.
398
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,166
Now what are you gonna do?
399
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,142
- Uh... We're not sure.
- It's never happened before.
400
00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:09,000
- First time.
- Got me. I'm flummoxed.
401
00:18:09,083 --> 00:18:10,208
File this under flummoxed.
402
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,625
- Group huddle!
- OK, what are we gonna do? Any plans?
403
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:17,834
Ow! Stop it!
404
00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:20,750
What are you
doing? I hate neckties.
405
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,667
Yaaaaah!
406
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,667
Way to go, kid!
407
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:34,709
You can do anything in a
dream if you set your mind to it.
408
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:45,792
I kinda grow on
ya, don't ya think?
409
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,375
- Ow!
- The dream's over, Phantasos.
410
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:50,667
Time to go back
and face reality.
411
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,000
No! You can't make me!
412
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,709
OK. Have it your way.
413
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:58,875
Whoa-ohhhhh!
414
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,917
What are you doing? Stop!
415
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,500
Sure you won't change your mind?
416
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:03,583
I bet, even in a dream,
417
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:05,208
hitting the ground's
gonna smart.
418
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,208
OK, OK, you win.
419
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,417
Next stop, reality.
420
00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,959
Yaaaaah!
421
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,166
So, little brother,
422
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,417
it was you who's
been doing this.
423
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:26,917
Hmm. Panels of individual fears.
424
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,083
Very clever.
425
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,875
And very good use
of the cross-stitch.
426
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:32,000
You know, if it wasn't
so evil, I'd be proud.
427
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:34,125
Keep it. I won't
need it anymore.
428
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,750
I give. You're the God of Sleep.
429
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:39,226
Well, you know, I'm... I'm glad
you won't be troubling people
430
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,583
with bad dreams anymore.
431
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,333
I mean, Dreamland
should be a happy place.
432
00:19:43,417 --> 00:19:45,041
Not so fast. You know, Morpheus,
433
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:48,250
bad dreams aren't
necessarily a bad thing.
434
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,417
I mean, I feel really
good right now.
435
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,375
You do?
436
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,250
What I hear you saying is that
you feel really good right now.
437
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,709
- How so?
- Well, like, I wouldn't be afraid
438
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,792
if I ever faced a real hydra.
439
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,291
Tackling it in my dreams made
it, I don't know, less frightening.
440
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:05,625
Hmm. You know, you may
be onto something, Hercules.
441
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:07,917
Perhaps I haven't fully explored
442
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,917
the potential of dreams.
443
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,375
While Hermes passes
out the overnights,
444
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:15,333
let me congratulate Hades
445
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:20,750
for regaining his spot at the
bottom of the deity approval ratings.
446
00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:22,542
Way to go. Yeowch!
447
00:20:22,667 --> 00:20:25,583
Thank you. Thank
you. It's good to be back.
448
00:20:25,667 --> 00:20:28,625
Hey, Morpheus, you're
number 5 with a bullet.
449
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:31,125
- Coolsville.
- Yes, it seems that mortals
450
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:33,458
are getting used to bad dreams.
451
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:36,917
Well, you know, the dreams are
having what I call a cathartic effect,
452
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,625
where... where mortals identify with
issues and fears in their sleep state,
453
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:41,583
work through them,
454
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,625
and then lead happier
and more fulfilled lives.
455
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:45,834
Oh, please!
456
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:48,542
That's the eggheadiest
thing I've ever heard.
457
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,458
Speak in plain Greek!
458
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,625
Simply put, bad
dreams put into pictures
459
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:55,750
fears that can't
be put into words.
460
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,291
Ya don't say?
461
00:20:57,417 --> 00:21:00,959
Your boy Hercules
is walking taller today
462
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:03,417
because he confronted
his own fears.
463
00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:05,667
Well, then, keep
up the good work.
464
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,959
Actually, it's not my work.
465
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,542
It's the work of my
brother Phantasos.
466
00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:11,542
Ta-da!
467
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,125
Hold your applause, please.
468
00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,583
We are. What's going on here?
469
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,583
Well, let me ask you this.
470
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,208
How would you feel
about creating a new deity...
471
00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:21,125
God of Dreams,
472
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:24,458
and appointing Phantasos to
the position? What do you think?
473
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:28,333
Well, I suppose
that seniority idea
474
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,458
wasn't the best I've
ever come up with.
475
00:21:30,583 --> 00:21:32,417
Ooh! Does that
mean that now I can...
476
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,041
In your dreams!
477
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:37,417
Phantasos... Welcome
to the company.
478
00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,041
Aw, thank you, sir.
479
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:40,750
I won't let you down.
480
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:44,500
I'm gonna give people the most wonderful
dreams and the scariest nightmares.
481
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:46,000
Oh, it's gonna be great.
482
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,792
OK, OK, but not too scary.
483
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,333
When someone's
falling in a dream,
484
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:53,458
I don't want them to
hit the ground. Agreed?
485
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,250
Ohh... all right.
486
00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:59,333
And no one being chased by
dream monsters ever gets caught.
487
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:02,792
Right, right. These are
mortals we're dealing with.
488
00:22:02,875 --> 00:22:04,208
That would be cruel.
489
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,625
Humph. There's not a problem
with having them show up
490
00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:08,750
in school naked, is there?
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