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♪♪
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Now remember.
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You can't tell your teacher
that all we had for breakfast
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was cookies and chocolate milk.
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Though, I suspect she'll
figure it out soon enough.
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Oh, hey guys. How's it going?
How is everybody?
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Did you press the button?
God, Ben, why didn't
you press the button?
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Apparently we're not the only
ones who started our day
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with a half-pound of sugar.
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I'm sorry. Sorry, Danny's
been reading this baby book
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our doctor recommended,
and it's become his bible.
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I'm just trying to get out
of here before he gives me
any more advice.
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He's suddenly monitoring
every moment of my day
for the good of the baby.
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I'm sorry, I'm still back
at "Danny's reading a book."
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You know what? I'm just
going to take the stairs.
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Sweetie, hi!
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Oh hey, ha!
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I just ran down to
grab you a cab
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because you shouldn't be waiting
outside on the curb.
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Oh, you know what?
I can actually walk.
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No, no, but you shouldn't!
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According to my book,
you're making a spinal cord
and fingertips this week.
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Ha ha! I mean,
I could never do that.
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Oh, you don't have to--
Oh, we're doing this.
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Oh, sorry, bro. You mind
taking the next one?
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Trying to minimize
germ exposure.
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It's gotta be
an audio book, right?
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Man, now we're really late.
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Rocket ship.
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Ooh, perfect!
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Rocket ship Emma
is ready for takeoff.
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(making rocket ship sounds)
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(theme music playing)
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♪ It's amazing how
the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change direction ♪
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Wowza, that was
one hell of a conjugal visit.
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Tell the warden I want
a copy of the security tape.
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Oh, Bon-bon,
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I'm just so glad I can spend
these brief fleeting
moments with you.
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Prison can be such
a terrifying place.
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(whispers)
I think one of the guards
has it out for me.
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Oh my God!
Is he roughing you up?
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Worse!
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He's refuses to
let me audition
for the prison's
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upcoming production of
Guys and Dolls ,
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and I know I would be
perfect for it!
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You have to pee
in front of that guy,
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and that's your
biggest problem?
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I just gotta get out of here.
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I can't believe
the DA is letting me
rot away in here
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while Bustamonte, the real
mastermind of the whole scheme,
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is out there breathing
the fresh scent of freedom.
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Wait. Luis Bustamonte?
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My boss, Luis Bustamonte,
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he's the one who
put you up to this?
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Yes! He also made me try
paella for the first time.
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I loved it...
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and so I trusted him.
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Okay, but you know,
if you can prove
he's the one behind it,
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then maybe you can
get some kind of deal.
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Brad, you have to say something.
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I've tried.
I'm willing to sing,
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but nobody
wants to listen.
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Seriously, I do
a spot on Adelaide.
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They've just gotta
let me audition.
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Listen, don't you worry,
sweetie, okay?
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We are going to get you out
of this horrible situation.
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Thank you.
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I'm even willing
to play Sky Masterson.
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Prison, Brad.
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We're going to get
you out of prison.
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(mumbling)
Oh, hey, I didn't expect
you to be here.
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You know those cookies
are expired, right?
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Sadly, I did know that.
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Sorry, it's just Danny only
lets me eat healthy food now.
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I was this close to biting
into a vanilla-scented candle.
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So, uh, what's
with all the work?
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It just keeps piling up ever
since I got that promotion.
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Promotion? When did
you get a promotion?
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Oh, a few weeks ago.
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I guess I forgot to tell you.
Life has been a little crazy.
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Ah, life. She kicks you
when you're down
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and downs you
when you're kicking.
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There's meaning
in there somewhere.
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Well, congrats
on the promotion, though.
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Is there anything else
you're not telling me?
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Ah, let's see...
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I'm at war with my mother,
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I hate everyone I work with,
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and my body does
disgusting things
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whenever I sneeze,
laugh or cough.
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That's pretty much it.
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Hey, what do you say we go for
dinner tomorrow night and have
a proper catch-up?
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Oh, Ben, I'd love to, but I--
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Riley, friendship
is like a plant.
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If you don't
nurture it, it dies.
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Case in point,
all of my plants.
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Oh, here you are.
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I got everything we need
for an amazing dinner.
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All green super foods
which are essential
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for building proper
brain function.
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Our kid is going
to be a genius.
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Yeah, Danny. I'm sure all you
needed was more kale.
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Well, I'm pretty sure
you're not the authority
for healthy baby foods,
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Mr. Cookies-for-Breakfast.
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I thought we had a deal.
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Okay, let's go.
Um, so, tomorrow night?
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Tomorrow night.
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What's tomorrow night?
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It's the day after today.
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Oh, cool, thanks, babe.
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(door closes)
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It's normal for friends
to grow apart.
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We'll never grow apart, will we?
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We'll see.
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Riley!
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My God, Mrs. Wheeler.
What are you doing here?
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Okay, look.
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I know how we
can finally get
Brad out of prison.
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It turns out that my boss, Luis,
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was behind the entire thing.
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And we are not gonna to rest
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until we catch Luis
and free Brad.
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All right,
I'll be at my apartment.
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Call me when
you have something.
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Luis?
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He was the first person
the police investigated.
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The DA concluded he was clean.
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The DA is in on it too.
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This goes all the way
up to the top.
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God, Riley, haven't you
ever seen a movie?
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Mrs. Wheeler, I'm sorry,
but unless you have
a confession from him,
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the court made their decision.
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I mean, my hands are tied.
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-Danny: Riley?
-Um...
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I'm just taking out the trash.
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Oh, hey, Tucker.
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I need your help.
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Does it involve assisted suicide
or trying to smuggle you
out of the country?
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No...
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not this time.
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Look, I just found out
that my boss
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is the reason Brad is in prison.
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I need to get
a confession out of him.
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Wait, wait, let me guess.
You're a...
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you're gonna do a little
boob-boob-seduce?
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(laughing)
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Also known as
your answer to everything.
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God, you are so predictable.
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Ow!
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I bet you didn't predict that.
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Come on, this is serious.
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I have some spy equipment
we could use to record him.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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That'll be perfect.
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Wait.
Why do you have spy equipment?
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I'll tell you if you tell me
why that guy comes to your house
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every night at eight o'clock.
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And we've reached a stalemate.
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Mmm.
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Well, it has been really,
really great...
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catching up
with the two of you.
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I had no idea of the
prenatal benefits of cacao.
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Although I do
really like saying, cacao.
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Oh, I got it.
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-He really wanted to come.
-I want a do-over.
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Here you go.
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And, dude, that baby book
is really helpful.
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You should totally
borrow it sometime.
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It might help you be
a little more responsible.
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Danny, you don't learn
about parenting from a book.
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Well, mom had
a whole shelf of them.
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Point made.
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You got your
cover story down?
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Yep, yep. I'm gonna tell him
that I was propositioned
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by a client for some shady deal
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that's technically illegal
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but would make us a fortune.
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I'll earn Luis's trust,
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he'll spill about his
involvement with Brad,
and if all goes well,
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I won't even have to
take my shirt off.
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You better not
or you'll loosen the wire.
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At least let me
check the volume.
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-(electric buzzing sound)
-(groans)
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What the hell was that?
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Wires must be
a little frayed.
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I've had this stuff in my drawer
since my 11th birthday.
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-(electric buzzing sound)
-Oh, son of a crap-burger.
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What the hell, stop that!
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Okay, God. I just
won't touch the volume button
and we should be good.
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Yeah! Don't.
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Okay.
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-(electric buzzing sound)
-Ahh!
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My bad, last time, I promise.
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Hello, Luis.
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Bonnie!
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I'm so glad you suggested
we meet for a drink.
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It's nice to get out
of the office once in a while.
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Well, I actually
just needed a little advice.
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See I was talking
to this client...
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-(electric buzzing sound)
-Aah!
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-Are you okay?
-Mm-hmm.
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I'm fine. Totally fine.
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...who proposed this investment,
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that while extremely lucrative,
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could be slightly...
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-(electric buzzing sound)
-...illegal.
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So, um,
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what would you do
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or might have done
in such a situation?
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And please, speak clearly,
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and try to enunciate every word.
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Ah, Bonnie, you were
smart to come to me.
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When it comes to
"creative real estate
financing,"
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I wrote the book. Seriously,
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I'll give you
an autographed copy.
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-(electric buzzing sound)
-Aah!
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-Need help?
-No, I'm all right.
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So go on, you were...
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-(electric buzzing sound)
-...saying. Ahh!
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(moaning and groaning)
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Um, you know what, Luis,
I'm gonna--
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Excuse me for just one second.
I was just gonna...
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(electric buzzing
sound continues)
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(moaning and groaning continues)
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Aah! Ha.
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Okay, ah!
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I'm serious, girl.
You make bacon mad
'cause you're so sizzlin'.
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Tucker, what the hell?
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Hey. How'd it go?
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Oh, I'll show you
how it went, okay?
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-(electric buzzing sound)
-Ahh!
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(electric buzzing
sound continues)
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(moaning and groaning continues)
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Riley, wait.
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I am a grown woman, I can
take the stairs if I want to.
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What? No, you, my friend,
are not going to work today
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because I am kidnapping you.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Really? 'Cause your boss said
to take all the time you need.
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(imitating Danny)
"Hey, this is Riley's
fiancé Danny Wheeler.
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"She's super sick
and can't do the law today."
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You and I are going hiking.
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Nature is the best way
for friends to bond.
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Well, so is sex,
but we already did that.
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(chuckles)
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What about Danny?
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I won't tell him if you won't.
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Look, I miss you.
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00:09:53,540 --> 00:09:55,040
I miss us.
251
00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,170
Riley, friendship is like a car.
252
00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:59,540
I thought you said
it was like a plant?
253
00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:02,580
You know, it needs water,
gas, whatever, okay?
254
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,330
Oh, I don't know.
255
00:10:05,330 --> 00:10:07,580
I pre-packed you
some shoes, clothes,
256
00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,460
sunscreen and way
too much jerky.
257
00:10:09,460 --> 00:10:12,040
If it's got four legs,
I've got its jerky.
258
00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:15,790
Come on, what do you say?
259
00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:18,080
I'd say you're pretty amazing.
260
00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,000
So, did you actually
see him read the book?
261
00:10:25,620 --> 00:10:27,830
We're all going hiking today.
262
00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:35,880
See?
What did I tell you?
263
00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:38,580
Only an hour
out of the city and we're
already back to nature.
264
00:10:38,580 --> 00:10:41,290
Honestly,
this is exactly what I needed.
265
00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,880
Oh my God, did I tell you
about this girl Rhonda
from my office?
266
00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,460
-Is she hot?
-Not really.
267
00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:46,710
I'm out.
268
00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:50,000
But she has two vaginas.
269
00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,080
And I'm back in.
270
00:10:57,750 --> 00:10:59,500
Hey!
271
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,000
What do you think you're doing?
272
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,790
Oh, no, it's okay.
273
00:11:02,790 --> 00:11:05,080
See, I'm just following
my fiancée and my brother
274
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,330
to make sure nothing happens.
275
00:11:06,330 --> 00:11:08,670
No, no, not like that.
276
00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:10,290
Although it has in the past.
277
00:11:10,290 --> 00:11:13,040
But he's just kind
of a screw up, you know?.
278
00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,120
See, I'm the good son.
279
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:16,120
It's a whole siblings'
dynamic thing.
280
00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,500
And I'm guessing you're also
the stupid son 'cause...
281
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,710
you're standing
in a patch of poison ivy.
282
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,920
I'm sorry,
I didn't get the confession.
283
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:31,040
We had a slight
technical problem.
284
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,540
Technical problem?
285
00:11:32,540 --> 00:11:34,790
Whatever happened to the old
boob-boob-seduce?
286
00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:37,120
I wanted to...
287
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,670
but Double-O-Dumb-Dumb
decided we should use his
288
00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:42,080
janky-ass spy gear instead.
289
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,920
But, you know, until I can
get you out of here,
290
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,170
I smuggled you in something.
291
00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,080
(gasps)
Is it pomade?
292
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,580
I could really use a hit
of the good stuff.
293
00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:52,210
I've been making my own
out of mayonnaise packets
and Jell-O powder.
294
00:11:52,210 --> 00:11:55,000
Do not smell my hair.
295
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,790
No, no.
296
00:11:57,790 --> 00:11:59,080
It's a phone.
297
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:01,290
-(gasps)
-Now we can video chat.
298
00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:03,830
-(squeals)
-Yes!
299
00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,540
But can we do it
after ten in the morning?
300
00:12:05,540 --> 00:12:09,250
I lead a sunrise yoga class
for cell block C.
301
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,540
I'll make a note of that.
302
00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:13,620
And, honey, I know that
you'll think of something
303
00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,960
to nail that rat bastard, Luis.
304
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,790
It's just ironic how hard it is
to get a confession
305
00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:20,080
out of a guy who
confesses all the time.
306
00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,210
Wait, what are you
talking about?
307
00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:24,080
Oh, Luis is an extremely
devout Catholic.
308
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:26,710
He goes to church
like every day.
309
00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,170
Hey, can we come back
in a month?
310
00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:31,000
They're doing a prison
production of Guys and Dolls.
311
00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:33,750
Tucker...
312
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,000
do you consider
yourself a religious man?
313
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,080
(church bell chimes)
314
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,080
Oh, man.
315
00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:43,290
This really brings me back.
316
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:44,620
Did you go to Catholic school?
317
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,830
Sure. Let's go with that.
318
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,210
(thump in confession booth)
319
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:52,080
Luis:
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.
320
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,420
(recorder beeps)
321
00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:56,620
Yes, my child.
Tell me about your sins.
322
00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,460
With as much detail as possible.
323
00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:01,960
Well, I'm guilty
of stealing.
324
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:05,170
I took a co-worker's
yogurt from the fridge
without telling him.
325
00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:06,960
(mouthing)
326
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,710
You know what, God is fine
with office shenanigans.
327
00:13:11,710 --> 00:13:14,170
Now, uh, let's get
to the big picture.
328
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:18,170
And remember, the Lord,
he likes dates and times.
329
00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:21,080
Luis:
Honestly, there's nothing I have
not already confessed before.
330
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,880
Ah...
331
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,580
You know what? You probably
confessed with Gary.
332
00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:28,250
He got fired.
333
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:31,380
Something about him, a nun,
and a rabbi walk into a bar.
334
00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,620
(mouthing)
335
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,250
Man:
Forgive me father,
for I have sinned.
336
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,000
The voices are telling me
to do bad things again.
337
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,250
Luis?
338
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,880
Man:
No, it's Timothy.
339
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,170
You know, just say the Lord's
Prayer and a few Bloody Marys,
340
00:13:50,170 --> 00:13:51,500
you should be good, man.
341
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,380
(owl hooting)
342
00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:57,290
Just as I thought...
343
00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:59,380
we're lost.
344
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,290
(imitating Ben)
"Let's leave our cell phones
at home so nobody bugs us."
345
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,830
Brilliant plan, Ben.
346
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:06,540
Yeah, well, joke's on you
because I didn't even
have a plan.
347
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,040
Well, maybe you should've.
348
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,080
I mean, taking a pregnant woman
hiking without a map
349
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,290
or enough food
is completely irresponsible.
350
00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:13,420
Hey, we have a ton of food.
351
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,540
Not anymore.
352
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:16,120
I brought like
ten pounds of jerky.
353
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,830
Yeah, well, I brought
like 20 pounds of baby.
354
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:23,120
(insect buzzing)
355
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,210
Whoa!
356
00:14:24,210 --> 00:14:25,330
(thudding)
357
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:27,620
What was that?
358
00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:28,790
Was that a bear?
359
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,120
Oh my God, run!
360
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,080
Here you go!
361
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,710
Would an irresponsible person
362
00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:45,620
forage you a delicious
meal of hand-picked nuts
and wild berries?
363
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:49,000
Um, those are rocks,
and your berries are moving.
364
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:53,670
(both screaming)
365
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:57,170
Are you sure
this is going to work?
366
00:14:57,170 --> 00:15:00,670
Don't worry. These babies
get great reception.
367
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:03,540
Not the first time I've been
here before, am I right?
368
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,500
Oh, honey,
you love Boob Canyon.
369
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,580
-(phone rings)
-Ooh! Incoming.
370
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:11,790
Mom. Mom, I need your help.
371
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,960
Wait, Tuck, why do you
have my mom's phone?
372
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,960
I'm taping her phone
to her chest to entrap someone.
373
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,750
Ah, been there.
374
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,710
But I really need your help!
375
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:22,380
I'm lost in the woods,
I can't find Riley.
376
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,790
I think I have poison ivy
and I twisted my ankle
falling out of a tree.
377
00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:30,120
Well, I'm staring into
your mom's chest, so I win.
378
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,290
Bye sweetie, Mommy loves you.
Don't get eaten by a bear.
379
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,750
Bye-bye now.
380
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,170
-(knock on door)
-All right.
381
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,080
He's here, he's here.
All right.
382
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,460
Time to catch your boss
with your boobs
383
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,960
to get your husband
out of prison.
384
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,170
(sighs)
385
00:15:42,170 --> 00:15:43,960
Where did you go wrong, Bonnie?
386
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:46,790
(exhales)
387
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,500
Luis, what a surprise.
388
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:52,040
You told me
to meet you here at 7:00.
389
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,170
Yeah, well, I was hoping
we could get to know each other
390
00:15:56,170 --> 00:15:58,540
a little better outside
of the office.
391
00:15:58,540 --> 00:15:59,670
Ah...
392
00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:02,880
A rose blooms through
the concrete of the city.
393
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,330
These are for you.
394
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,920
Oh, Luis,
you shouldn't have.
395
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,420
Again, you told me to.
396
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,330
(distant thunder rumbles)
397
00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:16,880
Where did you learn
how to do that?
398
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,710
Started a lot
of fires in my day.
399
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:19,960
That's how I got my nickname.
400
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,500
That boy who started
a lot of fires.
401
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,380
Hey, look...
402
00:16:25,380 --> 00:16:27,080
I'm really sorry
about all of this.
403
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,540
I just wanted to spend
some time with you.
404
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:32,920
No, I was the guy you used
to come to with your problems.
405
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,710
The guy you could
talk to about anything.
406
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:37,540
Ben:
You know, that's cool,
things change. I get it.
407
00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:40,460
Ben, I'm scared.
408
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,880
Don't worry,
someone will find us.
409
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:44,170
No, not about this...
410
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,080
about this.
411
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,580
About being a mom.
I don't know if I can do it.
412
00:16:49,580 --> 00:16:52,880
I mean, I know Danny's
going to be an amazing father.
413
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,420
Riley:
He's set the bar so high,
414
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:56,710
I'm terrified
of disappointing him.
415
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:59,460
I mean, he wants everything
to be perfect, and...
416
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:02,170
I don't know
if I can be perfect.
417
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:05,170
I just, I really don't
want to screw this up.
418
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,880
Wait, so you're saying
you're worried about
disappointing Danny
419
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,250
and I'm the only one
you can talk to about it?
420
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,750
(whispers)
Yes!
421
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:17,000
Riley, there's no such thing
as a perfect parent.
422
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,250
And yes,
having a kid is terrifying.
423
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:22,620
You constantly worry
whether or not you've
made the right choices.
424
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,250
But all that worrying,
425
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,620
and self-doubt...
426
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,420
that's what's going to make you
an amazing mother.
427
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:31,460
And I can already tell,
you're going to be incredible.
428
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:34,170
(thunder rumbles)
429
00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:36,120
Thank you, Ben.
430
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:38,290
See, this is why
I always need you.
431
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:39,580
Hey!
432
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,000
What are you doin'?
433
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,580
You can't build a fire there.
434
00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:43,620
Oh my God, we're saved!
435
00:17:43,620 --> 00:17:45,330
We have been lost
out here for hours.
436
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:48,750
No food or water.
I literally almost ate a frog.
437
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,920
Well, too bad you didn't walk
another 25 feet,
438
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,790
'cause you would've run
into the parking lot.
439
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,250
(keys jingling)
440
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,460
(car alarm beeps)
441
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,920
Oh yeah,
it's right through there.
442
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,250
Let's be honest,
443
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,920
there's no way he could pull off
that scam all on his own.
444
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,210
Really?
445
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,920
You think someone else
was involved.
446
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,120
Come on!
447
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:13,080
Brad's most impressive organ
isn't his brain.
448
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,500
Mmm.
449
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,580
Oh, but the genius who
pulled off that scam, now...
450
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:21,210
that's the guy that
I would like to meet. Hmm.
451
00:18:21,210 --> 00:18:23,380
-You would?
-Oh yeah!
452
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:26,880
And if he was Latin, oh boy,
453
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,960
I would show him
my tierra del fuego.
454
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,080
Oh! It's me! It's me, Bonnie.
455
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,750
I am the genius you speak of!
I did it, I did it, I did it!
456
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,080
-Really?
-Really.
457
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,120
So you're saying
that you were the mastermind
458
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,080
behind the entire
real estate scam,
459
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,250
and that Brad
was just a mere pawn?
460
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:45,120
I am. Though I do honestly wish
461
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:48,210
Brad was here so I could
explain to him how sorry I am.
462
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,620
Well, then you're in luck...
463
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:53,290
-Aha!
- Aha!
464
00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,170
Caught you, you rat bastard!
465
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,540
Brad! What are you doing
in Bonnie's bosom?
466
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,120
We concocted this whole scheme
to get your confession...
467
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:04,040
and you took the bait.
468
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,920
How could you, Luis?
I trusted you.
469
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,750
But you have to believe me...
470
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,830
I only turned you in
because I thought you
were going to turn me in.
471
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:11,380
I would never do such a thing.
472
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,250
Please, forgive me, Brad.
473
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:14,620
I can't...
474
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,380
because I already have.
475
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,250
Oh!
476
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,290
Oh, Brad.
477
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,080
Okay, all right,
you know what, get off of me!
478
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,250
Okay.
479
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,420
Now go do the right thing
and turn yourself in.
480
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:29,080
Uh... no.
481
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,620
We hugged it out.
482
00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:33,290
I forgave him, he forgave me.
That's how it works.
483
00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:36,210
Not sure why you
unhooked my bra.
484
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,580
That's how I work.
485
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,710
Adios, Brad.
486
00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:40,790
I'll see you in five to ten.
487
00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:42,580
What? Wait, Luis!
488
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:44,170
What-- why aren't we going
after him.
489
00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:45,540
We can't let him get away!
490
00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:46,960
Oh, don't worry, honey.
491
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,330
We got his entire
confession on camera.
492
00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:51,170
Hell yeah, I got it!
493
00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:52,210
Woo-hoo!
494
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:53,250
Hey, is green on or off?
495
00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:55,750
Oh, I didn't get it.
496
00:20:01,540 --> 00:20:03,120
Hey, bro. I was--
497
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,170
If you're here to give me advice
from your stupid baby book,
498
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,120
I'm good.
499
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:08,750
I know I never tell you this...
500
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,170
but you're a great brother,
501
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,080
and a great dad.
502
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,500
Oh my God, are you dying?
503
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,170
You can't leave me
here with Mom.
504
00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:19,620
Sometimes I feel like
I'm going crazy
505
00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:21,250
and the baby's
not even here yet.
506
00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:23,960
I just want everything
to go perfectly.
507
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,710
You make it all seem so easy.
508
00:20:25,710 --> 00:20:29,000
Man, when it comes to kids,
there is no perfect.
509
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,710
Nothing in your book
is going to prepare you
510
00:20:30,710 --> 00:20:33,380
for the roller coaster
that is being a parent.
511
00:20:33,380 --> 00:20:36,710
And you really need to
cut Riley some slack, man.
512
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:38,670
She's already pretty terrified.
513
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,960
I know, man.
514
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,420
Hey, uh,
515
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:44,120
you wanna help me
burn this book?
516
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,120
Um, I've got a better idea.
517
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,080
-(book slams on car)
-(alarms blaring)
518
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:52,000
Blame Tucker!
Blame Tucker!
519
00:20:56,620 --> 00:21:00,080
So you really think I can get
Luis's confession again?
520
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,210
I'd be shocked if you didn't.
521
00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:08,250
Wait a minute.
522
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:09,540
I don't see Luis.
523
00:21:09,540 --> 00:21:11,750
-(electric buzzing sound)
-Ahh!
524
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,920
-You!
-Oh!
525
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,420
(shocks continue)
526
00:21:15,420 --> 00:21:17,670
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
527
00:21:17,670 --> 00:21:19,250
-Yeah, come here, come here.
-Ow!
528
00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,620
(body thumps on floor)
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