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♪♪
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Ben:
This is such a sweet ride.
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I haven't ridden one of
these babies in years.
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Hey, there you are.
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Yeah, it looks
safe to me, Emma.
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So, guess which
adorable neighbor, who you
should totally date,
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I just had lunch with? Zoey.
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Oh, my god, it's like
talking to you in a dress.
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You two are practically
the same person.
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I'm not going out with her.
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You guys are perfect
for each other.
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She's mature.
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She has her head
screwed on right.
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She's a grown-up.
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You honestly have no idea
what men find attractive
about women, do you?
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How about I show you?
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Do you remember Sam?
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The girl of my dreams...
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Yeah, we're sleeping together.
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Yeah, in separate rooms,
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which is what we call
a roommate.
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Ben, move on.
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Or move on up...
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to the sixth floor,
where Zoey lives.
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Again, it's not gonna happen.
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Other than both being
single parents, we pretty much
have nothing in common.
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Oh. You hang out
up here, too. Perfect.
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Well, at least I don't steal
t-shirts from the laundry room.
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That's my
Frontier Surgeons shirt.
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Uh, no. It's mine.
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I love them.
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First concert
that I ever went to.
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No way! That was
my first concert.
Madison Square Garden.
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-Wait, Christmas 2006?
-Yeah.
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Oh, my god,
how amazing is this?
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I mean, what are the chances
that you two would have
so much in common?
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A lot. Because you're perfect
for each other.
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Ow! Ow!
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Emma-- Oh! That was my foot.
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Nice work, Emma.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ It's amazing how
the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change direction ♪
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-(Riley scoffs)
-Riley, stop.
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I have no interest in going out
with Zoey whatsoever.
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Well, obviously.
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I mean, if you did,
I wouldn't have
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to keep bothering you
about it.
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Ben, I love you.
And I might feel
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just a titch guilty about,
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like, one or two things
that happened between us.
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Really, just a titch?
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My point is I want you
to be happy,
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and sometimes the person
we think we want
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isn't the person
who's right for us.
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Is that how you sold it
to yourself when you dumped me?
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Oh, my god. Okay. Look.
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The only reason you think
you don't want Zoey
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is because she's available.
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Right? If she had guys chasing
after her, you'd be all like,
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(deep voice) "See ya, Sam.
Oh, hey, Zoey."
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Or even better--
bye, Riley.
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Oh! And what's-his-name
misses the shot!
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The puck's over there.
No, it's over there!
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Now it's over there!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, hey, bro.
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Just practicing a little
play-by-play.
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Think I'm a natural.
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Don't get offended if
I practice ignoring you.
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I'm a natural at that.
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It's Ben and Emma
around the couch.
Will they stop for milk?
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Nope, it's straight
to the bedroom.
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It's naptime here
in apartment 4D.
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What up, chicken butt?
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Oh. It's Mom, out of nowhere!
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She's across the room
in a flash.
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Who's her target?
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Yes, the Chardonnay
takes the hit!
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What do you think?
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I think a lot of things,
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but I'm not crazy,
so I don't say them
all out loud.
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No, I'm thinking about
getting into sports commentating
when my hockey career is over.
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It's a great idea, right?
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Mmm.
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Yeah, I'm not sure "great"
is the word we're looking for,
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but it is definitely
an idea.
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Nailed it.
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Oh, so you don't
believe in me either?
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That's exactly what
my manager said.
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What?
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No one tells my baby
what he can or can't do.
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That's my job.
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Screw your new manager.
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You need your old mom-ager.
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If there's one thing
I know how to do,
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it's help make
your dreams come true.
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Except the one time
the Make-A-Wish Foundation
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called my bluff
and they made us
return that pony.
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(knocking on window)
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You know, I had
a dream just like this,
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except Tucker was standing
on an airplane wing.
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What? Oh, okay.
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-Thank you,
Mrs. Wheeler.
-Yeah.
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Danny, this window's
sticking again.
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I've called Julio
six times
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and he still has not fixed it.
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Maybe it's because
the super's name is Warren.
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Really?
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Because I gave our apartment key
to a guy named Julio.
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Really?
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What were you doing
out there, anyway?
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Oh. So, I was rehearsing
for an audition,
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to be WNY-8's new weather man.
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Cloudy with a chance of Tucker.
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Wait, wait. I thought
you wanted to be
an entertainment reporter?
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I do! This is
a stepping stone.
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Today the sun,
tomorrow the stars.
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God, I'm good!
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Oh, my god!
This is perfect!
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If WNY-8's gonna let
this nobody do the weather,
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it would let this somebody
do the sports!
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New York Ranger
Danny Wheeler. I'm a genius!
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How did my good news
become about you?
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It's a gift.
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(elevator dings)
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Riley:
This is us.
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I still can't believe
Riley Perrin is setting me up.
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To be honest, I was pretty sure
you didn't even know who I was.
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Of course I know.
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You're the guy who's desk
I pass everyday.
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Hey, Ben.
Hey, is Zoey here?
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Um, no, but that's only because
she doesn't live here.
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Oh. Oh, this is Rick.
He's a lawyer.
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Yeah, he and Zoey are
kind of becoming an item.
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Actually, it's Roger.
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I'm a paralegal, and I haven't
even met her yet.
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But you will. You will.
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And then I'll be all like,
"Get a room, you two."
Am I right?
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I haven't even
seen a picture.
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Hope it works out
for you, Rog.
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Hey, maybe we can all
go on a double date sometime
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with me and my girlfriend, Sam.
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Roommate,
she's your roommate.
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Not for long, okay?
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Tonight, I'm going to be
grilling some steaks
when she gets home,
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we'll watch the sunset,
have a drink.
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Then by the time the sun rises,
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this cock-a-doodle will do.
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No. No, no, no.
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Aw, I'm so sorry.
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I really thought Zoey
was going to be here.
Okay, bye, Randy!
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Honey, hi.
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Where are you going?
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I've got a meeting
about doing sports
for WNY-8.
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Oh, my god.
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You talking on camera,
that's so...
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Great?
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Great, yes. Oh!
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Oh, crap. I forgot to tell Ben
that Sam called.
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I'm sorry, Sam called you?
Why did Sam call you?
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Because she works for me.
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She's not gonna be home tonight
because she's going camping
with friends.
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And she asked if
I would cover for her.
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Okay, wait.
Danny, hello.
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I mean, your career
needs to come first.
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You don't want to be late
for your big meeting.
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So I'll tell Ben
that Sam won't be home tonight.
All right? Good luck.
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Aw, thanks, babe.
You're the best.
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-Yes, I am the best.
-(elevator dings)
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I think I pressed
the wrong button.
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So tonight,
expect low temperatures
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and increasing clouds.
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I'm Tucker Dobbs,
making predictions
with convictions.
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(laughs)
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Let's go to Agnes
in the traffic chopper.
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What's up, Agnes?
Besides you.
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This is the chance
of a lifetime.
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"WNY-8 news,
with Dallas Goldberg,
Pamela Bishop,
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and New York Ranger
Danny Wheeler on sports."
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Look, Bonnie,
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if I was the kind of guy
who took chances,
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I'd be married to my
college roommate's mom
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and we'd be living
in Boca right now.
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But the only opening
we have right now
is in weather.
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So don't listen
to those other snobs,
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get your weather
from Tucker Dobbs.
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Oh, man! Dude!
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That was an awesome audition.
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I totally believed it was
going to rain today.
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It is.
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There he is.
Looks like we've found
our new weather man.
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Oh, my god, really?
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Congratulations, Danny.
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Welcome aboard.
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Me? Why?
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Him? Why?
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Okay, you know what?
Don't ask questions
we don't have answers to.
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-Let's go, Danny.
-But I don't want
to do the weather.
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Yes, you do.
You love weather!
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-What did you do, Mom?
-I kept my shirt on
the whole time!
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Steaks grilling.
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Sun setting.
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Bottle opener
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forgetting.
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(groans)
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Anybody there?
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Hey, Zoey.
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Ben, hi.
What are you doing?
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I'm locked out of my apartment
and I have a date.
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Riley:
Zoey!
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On the fire escape.
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Hey, okay.
Great news.
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Ben doesn't know
that Sam's not coming so
he's home alone right now.
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-No, he's not.
-Ow!
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Ben, hi.
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And why isn't
Sam coming?
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(scoffs)
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Did I forget
to mention that?
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Doesn't matter.
Uh, it looks like
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you two were in
the middle of something.
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So, I'm just gonna--
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Really? Tricking me
to come up here.
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God, I can't believe you two.
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(scoffs) Two? I had
nothing to do with this.
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Yeah, right. You're practically
throwing yourself at me
with that steak.
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Oh, my god, you are
so full of yourself.
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And you're just mad
'cause your plan
didn't work.
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Okay, you know,
if I could just interject--
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Or better yet,
mind your own business.
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I do not want
to date Ben.
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Hey, you're not the first girl
to say that.
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Oh, my god.
Just go already.
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Gladly. I'll get in
through the roof.
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Oh, Ben, come on.
Are you-- Look at the sunset!
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(sighs)
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First dates are always
a little awkward.
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Bonnie:
Emma!
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Emma, sweetie.
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Hi!
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Hey, honey, listen.
We need to get out
of here in a hurry
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because I do not want
to run into--
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Hello, Mrs. Wheeler.
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Oh, Tucker. Hi.
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Oh! Listen,
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wasn't it crazy
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how Tim picked Danny
all on his own
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without any suggestion
from me whatsoever?
249
00:10:16,406 --> 00:10:18,829
Yeah. Crazy is a good word.
250
00:10:18,829 --> 00:10:19,830
Yeah.
251
00:10:20,831 --> 00:10:22,542
But you know what?
I'm fine,
252
00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:24,955
and I am genuinely
happy for Danny.
253
00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:26,206
You are?
254
00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:28,248
Yeah, it's not his fault, right?
255
00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:30,300
And you know Danny,
he felt horrible.
256
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,802
-Mm-hmm.
-We had a heart-to-heart
257
00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:33,303
and he even offered
to walk away.
258
00:10:33,303 --> 00:10:34,845
So...
259
00:10:34,845 --> 00:10:36,426
I just want to tell you
260
00:10:36,426 --> 00:10:38,258
no hard feelings.
261
00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,930
Thank you, Tucker.
262
00:10:44,765 --> 00:10:46,687
-Do you think
we should trust him?
-Yes.
263
00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:48,228
(scoffs) You always see
the best in people.
264
00:10:52,733 --> 00:10:54,074
(groans)
265
00:10:54,074 --> 00:10:56,737
Hey, Riley, just letting
you know this elevator's
going down,
266
00:10:56,737 --> 00:10:58,909
no matter how much
you try to manipulate it.
267
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:00,781
Ben, I'm sorry, okay.
268
00:11:00,781 --> 00:11:03,413
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about Sam. It just
slipped my mind.
269
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,915
-And you hate her.
-Yeah, there's that.
270
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,710
You honestly have no feelings
for Zoey?
271
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,843
Okay, I guess when I saw her
on the fire escape
the other night--
272
00:11:12,843 --> 00:11:14,755
Yes, I knew it!
You do, I was right.
273
00:11:14,755 --> 00:11:16,466
But calm down.
274
00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:17,928
You're forgetting something
very important.
275
00:11:17,928 --> 00:11:19,139
She's not into me.
276
00:11:19,139 --> 00:11:20,891
-(elevator dings)
-You don't know that.
277
00:11:22,803 --> 00:11:23,764
Well, I do now.
278
00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:29,439
-Riley, hey!
-Hey.
279
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,691
Look who I ran into
in the lobby yesterday.
280
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,774
Your Zoey who's now
my Zoey.
281
00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:35,866
We just went to lunch.
282
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:38,448
So, I'll see you later,
283
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,780
and I'll see you
at work.
284
00:11:40,781 --> 00:11:42,532
Can I tell people
we're friends?
285
00:11:42,532 --> 00:11:46,706
Ugh. I'd say yes, but that
kind of goes against what
I've been telling people.
286
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:53,463
Wait, so do you actually
like Rick more than Ben?
287
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,135
-His name is Roger...
-Right.
288
00:11:55,135 --> 00:11:56,967
...and you supposedly
set me up with him.
289
00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:01,011
But I don't know
what I think about him yet.
290
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:02,602
It's probably nothing.
291
00:12:02,602 --> 00:12:05,435
Yeah. That was really the vibe
I was getting too.
292
00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:13,613
And we'll be bringing you more
on that story later.
293
00:12:13,613 --> 00:12:15,445
Developing at this hour--
294
00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,527
Hey there, Tim-bo.
295
00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:19,619
You ready for a little
weather man magic?
296
00:12:19,619 --> 00:12:22,993
Aw, he'll be great. As long as
he doesn't do what our last
weather man did.
297
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,324
-What's that?
-He died.
298
00:12:24,324 --> 00:12:25,495
Oh, god.
299
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,666
Yeah.
300
00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,038
-Massive heart attack.
-Oh, my--
301
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,790
-Live on
the six o'clock news.
-(gasps)
302
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:31,872
Then again, it was
the best ratings we ever had.
303
00:12:31,872 --> 00:12:33,834
Oh.
304
00:12:35,215 --> 00:12:37,087
So, I think our boy
is ready to go.
305
00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:39,930
-Oh, yeah?
-He's a little nervous,
but I walked him through it.
306
00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:42,342
I also jazzed up
his weather report a little bit.
307
00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:45,725
What do you mean you
"jazzed" it up a little bit?
308
00:12:46,807 --> 00:12:48,518
And now a special treat,
309
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:52,772
weekend weather
with New York Ranger
Danny Wheeler. Danny?
310
00:12:57,858 --> 00:12:59,950
Hey, I'm Danny Wheeler,
311
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:02,823
bringing you weather
in a whole new light.
312
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,665
Today's forecast calls for rain
313
00:13:05,665 --> 00:13:08,078
but hey, look on
the bright side,
314
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,289
I always do.
315
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:13,043
You better hope
he has a heart attack.
316
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:18,758
And I predict the sun
ain't gonna be coming
out tomorrow.
317
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,265
Okay, new development,
Zoey hates Roger.
318
00:13:25,265 --> 00:13:28,018
I might be paraphrasing,
but that's-- Oh,
where are you going?
319
00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:29,189
Going camping.
320
00:13:29,189 --> 00:13:30,350
I called Sam
with a work problem,
321
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:31,932
and she mentioned
they got rained out,
322
00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:35,025
and she's coming home early,
so I'm surprising her by taking
her camping on the roof
323
00:13:35,025 --> 00:13:36,396
to make her feel better.
324
00:13:36,396 --> 00:13:37,988
Pretty romantic, right?
325
00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:40,740
Oh, my god, that is so just--
326
00:13:40,740 --> 00:13:42,943
Yeah, that is pretty romantic.
327
00:13:43,904 --> 00:13:45,575
-No, but--
-Dammit, Riley!
328
00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:47,998
No matter what you say,
I'm pitching a tent for Sam.
329
00:13:56,957 --> 00:13:59,799
(quietly)
Hey, Ben,
you forgot your phone.
330
00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:05,886
(clears throat) Okay.
331
00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:08,558
(clears throat)
332
00:14:08,558 --> 00:14:10,390
(deep voice) Hey, Sam.
333
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,472
Sorry your trip
got canceled, bummer.
334
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:18,108
But Riley has an uncle
with a place on
the Jersey Shore.
335
00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,400
Wanna use it? Yeah,
she said it was cool.
336
00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:24,945
(normal voice) P.S.
In the future,
337
00:14:24,945 --> 00:14:27,867
you should always come to me
with any work questions.
338
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,619
Not Danny.
339
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,121
He has a girlfriend.
340
00:14:34,794 --> 00:14:39,759
A super cute, funny,
sweet girlfriend.
341
00:14:39,759 --> 00:14:41,881
So...
342
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,682
Hey, what's--
343
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,064
You have got to stop.
344
00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:57,147
I just got off the phone
with Sam, and I know
what you did.
345
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:59,479
-I don't know--
-No. No, no, no, Riley.
Riley, we're done. Okay?
346
00:14:59,479 --> 00:15:02,072
I have been in love with Sam
since I was 14.
347
00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:03,523
That sound familiar?
348
00:15:05,695 --> 00:15:08,238
And I just want to see
if maybe there's
something there.
349
00:15:08,238 --> 00:15:10,530
Please?
350
00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,792
If I can get used to
the idea of you being
with my brother,
351
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,534
then you can get used to
the idea of me being with Sam.
352
00:15:16,036 --> 00:15:17,127
You're right.
353
00:15:17,127 --> 00:15:19,039
You're right, I'm sorry.
354
00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:22,422
And here.
You're taking Emma tonight.
355
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,675
Since I spent all day
setting up a campsite,
I'm actually gonna go use it.
356
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,138
Sometimes a man
just needs to go out
in nature and be alone.
357
00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,390
(elevator dings)
358
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:33,974
-Riley! Just who
I was looking for.
-Hey.
359
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,856
I have this date with Roger
tonight and my babysitter
just canceled.
360
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:38,108
So I was kind of wondering--
361
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:40,150
-Sure.
-Awesome.
362
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:42,192
You are a lifesaver.
363
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:45,025
Hunter's had this little cough,
but he should be fine.
364
00:15:45,025 --> 00:15:46,116
Thank you.
365
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:47,988
No problem.
366
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,739
Not like I had
anything better to do.
367
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,993
I didn't have anything
better to do.
368
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,748
Tucker, what the hell
is wrong with you?
369
00:15:58,748 --> 00:16:01,251
I can't believe that you
would do that to Danny.
370
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:05,425
Wh-- Tucker! You're the one
that made me get this
stupid job in the first place.
371
00:16:05,425 --> 00:16:08,258
I wanted to be a sportscaster,
not a weather man.
372
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:11,551
And I told you that I'd
give up the job. Why didn't
you let me do that?
373
00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:14,474
I don't know. I was all
hopped up on anger and revenge.
374
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,357
I worked on my audition
for days.
375
00:16:17,357 --> 00:16:21,311
Do you know how hard it is
to find a word that rhymes
with precipitation?
376
00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:27,067
Um, inspiration, imagination,
innovation. Ooh, three things
you don't have.
377
00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:32,112
I am so burning hot right now!
378
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:34,994
It might just be
the outfit.
379
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,751
Danny,
380
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:44,884
we are blowing up
on social media right now.
381
00:16:44,884 --> 00:16:48,048
Number one comment:
What is that idiot
doing in a sun suit?
382
00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:51,131
So yeah, we're not
gonna do that again.
383
00:16:51,131 --> 00:16:55,265
Second most popular comment:
Why isn't Danny Wheeler
doing sports?
384
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,307
Really? So what
does that mean?
385
00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:00,060
It means I fired
our sports guy.
386
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,851
Two weeks away
from his retirement.
387
00:17:03,143 --> 00:17:04,144
Sucks for him.
388
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,148
And I want you to start
guest hosting right away.
389
00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:10,700
Oh, my god! Thank you!
390
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,533
This totally eclipses the way
I was feeling before.
391
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,656
Yeah, man, don't do that.
392
00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:20,290
Hey, I guess your buddy
Tucker can do the weather.
393
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,921
He was far and away
the best candidate.
394
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:23,293
I'll let him know
he's got the job.
395
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,086
No. Wait.
Let me do it.
396
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,967
I'd really like
to return the favor.
397
00:17:29,259 --> 00:17:30,720
Ow.
398
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:39,639
I should have known
I'd find you up here,
ruining my night.
399
00:17:39,639 --> 00:17:43,563
Which is ironic,
because here you are,
ruining my night.
400
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,236
Is this Riley creating
another reason for us to
"run" into each other?
401
00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:47,857
No, I'm trying to have a date,
402
00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:50,570
but it keeps being interrupted
by plaster falling
from the ceiling
403
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,991
from all of your
hammering.
404
00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:54,033
Well, don't worry.
That hammering's about to stop,
405
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,405
because this
hammering's about to start.
406
00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:59,329
And what are you
doing with my tent, anyway?
407
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,541
It's not your tent,
it's my tent.
408
00:18:01,541 --> 00:18:03,163
Uh, no.
409
00:18:03,163 --> 00:18:05,915
There's a Camp Winnetonka
sticker right here!
410
00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:08,007
Yeah, where I went to
summer camp for three years.
411
00:18:08,007 --> 00:18:09,129
So did I!
412
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,260
Stop doing that!
413
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,715
Oh, my god, Riley says
something's wrong with Hunter.
414
00:18:15,715 --> 00:18:17,217
Yeah, I got the same thing.
415
00:18:18,388 --> 00:18:20,350
Do you think this is her
still trying to get us together?
416
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,981
Obviously.
417
00:18:23,183 --> 00:18:24,314
We should probably go.
418
00:18:26,316 --> 00:18:27,687
(Hunter coughing)
419
00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:29,279
What's wrong?
420
00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:31,151
He keeps coughing.
I think he's having
trouble breathing.
421
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,862
Okay, sweetie. Mommy's here.
422
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,404
Oh, my god, what do I do?
423
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:36,196
He's gonna be okay,
I went through this
with Emma.
424
00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:37,907
-What's wrong with him?
-Don't worry, I got this.
425
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,500
Zoey, take Hunter into
the bathroom and turn on the
shower as hot as it will go.
426
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,121
Riley, go to my room,
grab some towels.
427
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,913
I'll make sure the window
and door are sealed. Let's go!
428
00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:46,246
I'm just saying
429
00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:49,169
if getting the weather job
was that important to you,
430
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:51,050
you probably should have
said something.
431
00:18:51,050 --> 00:18:53,463
Oh! Oh, you mean like
when I told you how important
432
00:18:53,463 --> 00:18:55,094
getting the weather job
was to me!
433
00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:56,966
Guys, you're not
gonna believe it!
434
00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:58,518
I got the sports gig,
435
00:18:58,518 --> 00:19:01,761
which kinda means that there's
an opening in weather.
436
00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:05,064
And I told Tim that there's
only one person for the job.
437
00:19:07,357 --> 00:19:08,978
Me? Is it me?
438
00:19:08,978 --> 00:19:10,730
-It is.
-Yes!
439
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,613
And he thinks you
need a sexy sidekick.
440
00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:16,366
Me? Is it me?
441
00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:18,868
It is, but there's
kind of a catch.
442
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,582
-♪ I'm thunder ♪
-♪ I'm lightning ♪
443
00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:24,374
♪ And this weather's
exciting ♪
444
00:19:24,374 --> 00:19:25,665
♪ Clear skies
for tonight ♪
445
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,247
♪ But tomorrow's sun
is nice and bright ♪
446
00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:28,788
♪ No chance of snow
or sleet or rain ♪
447
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:30,630
♪ But now you'll see
a hurricane ♪
448
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:32,001
Boo!
449
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,848
Tucker insisted.
450
00:19:38,848 --> 00:19:40,430
Fine.
451
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:43,263
The cloud can stay but
the lightning better bolt.
452
00:19:43,263 --> 00:19:44,434
Oh, my god,
now I'm doing it.
453
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,977
♪ We're chilling like
it's 10 below ♪
454
00:19:47,977 --> 00:19:49,729
♪ We're breaking down
this weather show ♪
455
00:19:49,729 --> 00:19:51,611
♪ It's "D" for Dobbs,
the name to trust ♪
456
00:19:51,611 --> 00:19:53,313
♪ Tonight you'll feel
a slight wind gust ♪
457
00:19:53,313 --> 00:19:55,275
♪ This weather's great
this time of year ♪
458
00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:56,946
♪ But we will make it
rain in here ♪
459
00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,408
Mm, mm, mm, mm,
mm, mm, mm, mm.
460
00:19:58,408 --> 00:19:59,409
What?
461
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:05,455
(water running)
462
00:20:07,787 --> 00:20:10,330
See, he just needed some steam
to open up his lungs.
463
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:12,382
He's gonna be fine,
aren't you, buddy?
464
00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:15,044
Oh, my god,
he's smiling.
465
00:20:15,044 --> 00:20:16,256
(chuckles) Yeah.
466
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:18,718
He smiles like you.
467
00:20:21,431 --> 00:20:22,552
Thank you, Ben.
468
00:20:22,552 --> 00:20:24,804
You were amazing.
469
00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:26,306
No, it was nothing.
470
00:20:26,306 --> 00:20:28,147
I'm just glad
I could help.
471
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:31,851
Honestly, I don't know
what I would have done
without you.
472
00:20:41,451 --> 00:20:43,323
Yes! I was right!
473
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,329
And with a big win
over Cleveland,
474
00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:51,331
New York keeps
their playoff hopes alive.
475
00:20:51,331 --> 00:20:53,373
Tune in next week for more
476
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,965
scores and highlights,
right here on WNY-8 news.
477
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:58,798
Thanks, Danny.
Next up, traffic with Agnes.
478
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:03,723
Mom!
479
00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:06,386
Yeah, Agnes had
a little accident...
480
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,849
which is actually
our top story.
481
00:21:12,352 --> 00:21:13,813
But first, I'd like to start
482
00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:16,195
with a brand new
segment called...
483
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:18,988
Bonnie's Corner.
484
00:21:20,109 --> 00:21:21,571
Now, I know what
you're thinking--
485
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,573
nobody puts Bonnie
in the corner!
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