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SO, YOU'RE PROBABLY
ALL WONDERING
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WHY I CALLED THIS
FAMILY MEETING.
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YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR
OTHER PEOPLE'S TIME
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AND YOU LIKE TO HEAR
YOURSELF TALK?
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TRUE, BUT NOT WHY I'M HERE.
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I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT THE WEDDING,
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AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY,
ABOUT BRAD.
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YES! OKAY!
WHO HAD THEM BREAKING UP
WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT 9:00?
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-I SAID TUESDAY!
-I ALWAYS SAY GO THE DISTANCE.
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TOMORROW!
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
HOLD ON!
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DID YOU ACTUALLY BET ON
BRAD AND I BREAKING UP
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AND CALLING OFF
THE WEDDING?
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(mumbling)
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I MEAN, YOU GUYS ARE
A LITTLE ON-AGAIN OFF-AGAIN.
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ON, OFF. ON, OFF,
ON, OFF.
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I COULD KEEP GOING,
BUT YOU GET IT.
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I AM NOT BREAKING UP
WITH BRAD.
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THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I WANTED
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TO TALK TO YOU HEARTLESS PACK
OF DELINQUENTS ABOUT.
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BRAD AND I ARE
GETTING MARRIED.
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HE'S ABOUT TO BECOME
YOUR FATHER,
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AND I WANT YOU TO START
TREATING HIM LIKE ONE.
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-YOU WANT US TO
HIT HIM UP FOR MONEY?
-OH MY GOD.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM.
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WE'RE SORRY.
WE'RE BEING INSENSITIVE.
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THANK YOU, BENJI.
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AND IF YOU COULD LEARN TO SAY
"YOU'RE RIGHT, MOM" MORE OFTEN,
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WE COULD HAVE A LOT FEWER
FAMILY MEETINGS.
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AND WE'RE GONNA TRY
TO BE A LOT MORE SUPPORTIVE
AND RESPECTFUL.
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THANK YOU.
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OKAY, WHO WANTS TO
CHANGE THEIR BETS?
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-IT'S WIDE OPEN HERE.
-(both talking)
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♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW
THE UNEXPECTED ♪
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♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE
AND CHANGE DIRECTIONS ♪
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YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT
MOM AND BRAD GETTING MARRIED?
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HE'S TEN YEARS YOUNGER
SO WE'RE OFF THE HOOK
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FOR TAKING CARE OF HER
WHEN SHE GETS OLD?
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NO, IT'S THAT THEY
FOUND EACH OTHER.
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THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY
MEANT TO BE.
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MEANT TO BE?
PFFT.
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THAT'S NOT EVEN
A REAL THING.
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IF IT WAS, RILEY AND I
WOULD BE TOGETHER
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'CAUSE NO ONE IS MORE
MEANT TO BE THAN WE ARE.
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DUDE, SERIOUSLY,
LET IT GO.
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YOU BROKE UP, TWICE.
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I THINK THE ONLY THING YOU'RE
MEANT TO BE IS OVER.
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TUCKER AGREES
WITH ME, RIGHT?
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OH, THAT WE'RE SICK OF YOU
TALKING ABOUT RILEY?
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OH, TOTALLY.
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THANK YOU.
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AND WHAT'S WITH
THE SUITCASE?
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OH. YOU KNOW, THAT TIME
OF YEAR AGAIN.
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TV CONVENTION IN DETROIT.
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WORST WEEKEND EVER.
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AND THAT INCLUDES THE WEEKEND
I WENT DISCOUNT SKY-DIVING.
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"PULL THE CORD!"
WHAT CORD?
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YOU KNOW?
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(phone vibrating)
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HEY, CORRIE.
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YOU GOT EVERYTHING
SET UP?
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AWESOME.
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THIS IS GONNA BE
THE BEST WEEKEND EVER.
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HEY, BEN.
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DANNY! JUST THE MAN
I WAS LOOKING FOR.
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I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU
TO BE MY BEST MAN.
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YOUR BEST MAN?
I'M SO HONORED!
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WELL, YOU'VE BEEN SUCH
A GREAT FRIEND AND SO SUPPORTIVE
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OF MY RELATIONSHIP
WITH YOUR MOTHER,
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I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D BE
THE PERFECT CHOICE.
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PLUS MOM TRIED TO
SLEEP WITH YOUR DAD
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THEN MADE OUT
WITH YOUR BROTHER,
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SO THEY'RE PROBABLY
OFF THE LIST.
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YEAH, THAT'S TOO.
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BUT, YOUR FIRST OFFICIAL DUTY
IS TO THROW ME
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A WILD, CRAZY,
SOMEWHAT FILTHY,
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LAST-NIGHT-AS-A-SINGLE-MAN
BACHELOR PARTY!
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BUT DIGNIFIED.
(clears throat)
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AND SECRET.
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OH! I'M IN!
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AND I'M SINGLE AGAIN,
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SO A NIGHT OUT WITH
THE BOYS IS PERFECT.
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NO STUPID GIRLS
TO DISTRACT US.
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I THINK YOU'RE KIND OF MISSING
THE POINT OF THIS PARTY.
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I'LL WORK WITH HIM.
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SO WHAT'S
THE BIG NEWS?ú
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OH, IT'S ABOUT THE WEDDING,
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AND I THINK YOU'LL BE
VERY HAPPY.
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I'M BUMPING YOU UP
TO MAID OF HONOR.
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MY SISTER JUST
CRAPPED OUT.
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REALLY? YOU CAN HAVE
MY SISTER IF YOU WANT.
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AN EVEN DULLER VERSION
OF YOU?
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(chuckles)
YEAH. NO, THANKS.
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AND THE FIRST ORDER
OF BUSINESS
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AS MY MAID OF HONOR
IS TO THROW ME
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A WILD, CRAZY,
SOMEWHAT FILTHY,
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LAST-NIGHT-AS-A-SINGLE-WOMAN
BACHELORETTE PARTY.
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BUT DIGNIFIED
AND SECRET.
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HELLO, LADIES.
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MOM, GUESS WHAT.
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BRAD JUST MADE ME
HIS BEST MAN.
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ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
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AND YOUR MOM JUST MADE ME
HER MAID OF HONOR.
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WOW. WHAT A DAY.
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AND I GET TO PLAN
THE BACHELOR PARTY.
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IT'S GONNA BE EPIC.
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I DON'T THINK I WAS
SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT.
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WHAT?
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NO!
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NO, NO, NO, NO!
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE
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BRAD WILL GET INTO WITH
THESE BOYS IN CHARGE?
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BUT, MRS. WHEELER,
YOU JUST ASKED ME--
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RILEY, WHEN WE DO IT,
IT'S FUN AND SILLY.
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WHEN THEY DO IT,
IT'S PERVERTED.
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GOSH, I'LL BET
THEY'LL HAVE STRIPPERS.
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BRAD HAS A VERY HARD TIME
SAYING NO TO WOMEN WHO
TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF.
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DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW.
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BEN. BEN, COME HERE.
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I JUST FIGURED OUT
WHAT YOU CAN GET ME
FOR A WEDDING PRESENT.
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I WASN'T GOING TO GET YOU
A WEDDING PRESENT.
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WELL, YOU ARE NOW.
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YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT
BRAD'S BACHELOR PARTY
IS DULL AND BORING.
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MEANING NO DRINKING,
NO HOOKERS, NO LAP DANCES.
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WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
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SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY PERSON
THAT HURTS IS ME.
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BECAUSE I'M YOUR MOTHER
AND I ASKED YOU TO.
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(crying)
BESIDES, BEN,
I JUST...
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I JUST REALLY WANT TO START
THIS RELATIONSHIP OUT RIGHT.
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IT'S NOT EASY FINDING
LOVE AGAIN AT MY AGE.
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I JUST WISH YOU COULD BE
A LITTLE MORE SUPPORTIVE.
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MOM! MOM, CALM DOWN!
OKAY, I'M SORRY.
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I GOT IT. I'LL TAKE
CARE OF IT, I PROMISE.
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AND PEOPLE THINK DANNY'S
THE GULLIBLE ONE.
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SO I'M THINKING,
IF WE USE THE BAR,
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WE CAN CUT DOWN ON COST
AND GET MORE STRIPPERS.
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MORE STRIPPERS?
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NO STRIPPERS.
WE CAN'T DO STRIPPERS.
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH STRIPPERS?
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WELL, FOR ONE THING,
EVERYONE OF THOSE SWEET,
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NEARLY-NAKED,
POLE-DANCING GIRLS
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IS SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER.
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OH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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NEVER REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT
WHERE STRIPPERS COME FROM.
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GUYS, LOOK, I'M SORRY
I GOTTA MISS THE BACHELOR PARTY,
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BUT I'M OFF
TO DETROIT.
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HEY, IF YOU DON'T HEAR
FROM ME IN THREE DAYS
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JUST CALL THE POLICE.
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I'VE BEEN BORED TO DEATH.
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OKAY, HAVE FUN.
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OH, WAIT!
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I THINK TUCKER FORGOT
HIS ITINERARY IN THE PRINTER.
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OH! I'LL CATCH HIM.
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WAIT.
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ONE ROUND-TRIP TICKET
TO LAS VEGAS
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AND A SUITE ON THE STRIP?
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TUCKER'S GOING TO VEGAS?
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HE LIED?
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WHAT'S IN VEGAS?
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WOMEN, GAMBLING AND LIQUOR.
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THE PERFECT INGREDIENTS FOR
AN AMAZING BACHELOR PARTY.
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-BUT YOU JUST SAID--
-I KNOW. HOLD ON.
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I'M HAVING AN ARGUMENT
WITH MY CONSCIENCE.
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AND HE'S DOWN!
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DANNY, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING
FOR BRAD'S PARTY!
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WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS!
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EMMA, WE'RE GOING
TO VEGAS! COME ON!
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I MANAGED TO CONVINCE DANNY
TO BOOK SOME CABIN-Y, WOODSY,
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MIDDLE OF NOWHERE-Y
SOMETHING OR OTHER.
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HONESTLY, IT WAS SO DULL,
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I NODDED OFF HALFWAY
THROUGH THE DESCRIPTION.
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YOU ARE A GOOD SON.
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NO PHONE, NO CELL,
NO INTERNET.
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SO NO POINT IN EVEN
TRYING TO CALL US
TO CHECK ON OUR STORY.
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NOW, SEE YOU GUYS
IN A COUPLE DAYS,
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YOU KNOW, IF I HAVEN'T
DIED FROM BOREDOM.
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GOD, SOUNDS HORRIBLE.
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I'M ACTUALLY STARTING
TO FEEL SORRY FOR BRAD.
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OKAY, THAT PASSED.
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SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE
PLANNED FOR US?
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OKAY. SO, HOW DO YOU FEEL
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ABOUT A TEA PARTY AT
THE CENTRAL PARK BOATHOUSE?
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(gasps)
OH!
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A TEA PARTY
AT A BOATHOUSE?
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WHAT AM I, FIVE?
GOD, TRY AGAIN!
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HEY, DID BEN ALREADY
LEAVE FOR VEGAS?
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VEGAS?
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THEY WENT TO VEGAS?
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NOW THAT I SAY IT OUT LOUD,
I THINK IT WAS A SECRET.
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THOSE ROTTEN, SCHEMING
LITTLE LIARS!
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I'M GONNA PUT
A STOP TO THIS.
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GOOD LUCK, THEY'RE JUST
GONNA DENY IT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
GOOD IDEA, RILEY.
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WE NEED TO CATCH THEM
IN THE ACT.
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YEAH, YEAH, UH-HUH.
WE ARE GOING TO VEGAS!
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NOT QUITE WHAT I MEANT!
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YEAH!
WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS!
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MRS. WHEELER, NO!
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( rock music playing )
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SMELL THAT?
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OLD SMOKE, DIRTY MONEY,
AND RECYCLED AIR.
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GOD, I LOVE VEGAS!
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WELL, BEFORE ANYBODY DOES
ANYTHING THEY REGRET,
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AND TRUST ME, I WILL,
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I NEED TO DROP EMMA OFF AT
THE HOTEL SITTER.
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24-HOUR DAY CARE.
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NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A FAMILY VACATION.
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HEY, DON'T YOU THINK WE
SHOULD CALL TUCKER
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AND TELL HIM
THAT WE'RE HERE?
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UH, NO, 'CAUSE THEN
HE'S GONNA STOP DOING
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WHATEVER IT IS HE'S DOING,
AND WE WON'T BE ABLE
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TO MOCK HIM FOR IT
WHEN WE CATCH HIM DOING IT.
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AND ALSO MY FOLLOW SPOT
IS OFF.
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IF THE PEOPLE
CAN'T SEE ME,
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THEY CAN'T
FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
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OH, SILKY.
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IT'S SO GOOD
TO HAVE YOU BACK.
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I NEVER MISS YOUR SHOW.
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OH, THANK YOU,
MARGARET.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD
TO SEE MY REGULARS.
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YOU KNOW, I HEAR SINATRA LOST
HIS VIRGINITY TO HER.
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(slot machines whirring)
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YOU HEAR THAT?
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00:09:18,478 --> 00:09:22,733
ROULETTE WHEELS, SLOT MACHINES
AND BROKEN DREAMS.
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00:09:22,733 --> 00:09:24,184
GOD, I LOVE VEGAS!
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00:09:24,184 --> 00:09:27,688
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO
FIND THOSE IDIOTS
AND SEND THEM PACKING.
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(gasps)
OH, MY GOD!
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00:09:30,691 --> 00:09:32,743
LOOK AT THAT.
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00:09:32,743 --> 00:09:35,535
PETER OLIVER, LAS VEGAS'
GREATEST MAGICIAN,
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IS PERFORMING ON
THE MAIN STAGE.
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00:09:37,698 --> 00:09:39,579
I HAVE SEEN HIM
THREE TIMES.
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00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,001
HE'S AMAZING.
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00:09:41,001 --> 00:09:43,293
HE ONCE MADE MY BRA
DISAPPEAR.
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00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:45,876
YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT REALLY
MUCH OF A TRICK.
235
00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,672
HEY, MOM, JUST WANTED TO
LET YOU KNOW WE MADE IT.
236
00:09:51,672 --> 00:09:55,425
CELL SERVICE IS PRETTY
BAD HERE, SO IT MIGHT CUT--
237
00:09:56,807 --> 00:09:59,219
NOW THERE'S AN ASS
I'LL NEVER FORGET.
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00:09:59,219 --> 00:10:01,101
UHH!
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00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:04,314
RILEY? WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
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00:10:04,314 --> 00:10:05,896
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
AT HOME WITH MY MOM?
241
00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:07,437
OH, I'M WITH YOUR MOM.
242
00:10:07,437 --> 00:10:09,439
YEAH, YOUR BARTENDER
FILLED US IN.
243
00:10:09,439 --> 00:10:11,361
OH, MY GOD,
MY MOTHER'S HERE?
244
00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,943
UM, ANY WAY YOU CAN
COVER FOR US
245
00:10:12,943 --> 00:10:15,615
AND TELL HER THAT
HE GOT IT ALL WRONG
AND WE'RE NOT REALLY HERE?
246
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,868
AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
247
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:22,542
I JUST SPENT SIX HOURS ON
A PLANE WITH YOUR MOTHER, OKAY?
248
00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:24,624
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
NO INTENTION--
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00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,296
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF BEING
HER MAID OF HONOR.
250
00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:27,748
DEAL. NEVER SAW YOU.
251
00:10:27,748 --> 00:10:29,750
COOL. UM, SO WE'LL JUST
SPLIT THE STRIP.
252
00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,802
WE'LL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER.
YOU WANT NORTH OR SOUTH?
253
00:10:31,802 --> 00:10:33,924
I WILL TAKE SOUTH.
254
00:10:33,924 --> 00:10:36,386
WAIT, NO, THERE'S NOTHING
FUN SOUTH, IS THERE?
255
00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,018
NO.
256
00:10:38,018 --> 00:10:40,100
YOU GAMBLED AND YOU LOST.
THAT'S VEGAS FOR YOU.
257
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:43,063
HERE'S TO NOT
SEEING YOU AROUND.
258
00:10:45,105 --> 00:10:48,438
HERE'S TO "BRAD THE PAD"
BECOMING "BRAD THE STEPDAD"
259
00:10:48,438 --> 00:10:50,731
AND "BRAD THE GRANDDAD."
260
00:10:50,731 --> 00:10:52,232
DUDE, IN JUST ONE
ENGAGEMENT,
261
00:10:52,232 --> 00:10:54,695
YOU'VE AGED YOURSELF
TWO GENERATIONS.
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00:10:56,076 --> 00:10:57,828
YO! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING IN HERE?
263
00:10:57,828 --> 00:10:59,619
I SAID MEET ME OUTSIDE
THE NORTH ENTRANCE.
264
00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:01,912
WE CAN'T BE HERE.
IT'S TOO SOUTH...
265
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:02,833
OF WHERE ALL THE ACTION IS.
266
00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:04,454
COME ON, LET'S GO.
267
00:11:04,454 --> 00:11:06,917
GOD! YOU KNOW WHAT?
268
00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:08,378
CHANGE OF PLANS.
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
269
00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:11,341
WE NEVER SIT
AND JUST TALK.
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00:11:11,341 --> 00:11:13,423
AND YOU SEARCHED
THE ENTIRE HOTEL?
271
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,796
YEP, AND THEY ARE
DEFINITELY NOT HERE.
272
00:11:15,796 --> 00:11:18,719
BUT-BUT WE SHOULD HEAD SOUTH.
SOUTH SEEMS RIGHT.
273
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:20,100
YEAH.
YEAH, SOUTH IS GOOD.
274
00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:21,972
DEFINITELY.
DEFINITELY SOUTH.
275
00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:24,725
OKAY, RAIN MAN, I GOT IT.
SOUTH. JEEZ.
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00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:28,398
Ladies and gentlemen,
277
00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:32,943
the Lounge Off The Lobby is
proud to present Silky Dobbs.
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00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,905
♪ COME FLY WITH ME ♪
279
00:11:34,905 --> 00:11:37,317
♪ LET'S FLY,
LET'S FLY AWAY ♪
280
00:11:37,317 --> 00:11:38,618
TUCKER?
281
00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:42,783
♪ IF YOU CAN USE
SOME EXOTIC BOOZE ♪
282
00:11:42,783 --> 00:11:44,955
♪ THERE'S A BAR IN
FAR BOMBAY ♪
283
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:47,788
-TUCKER?
-OH, HELL NO!
284
00:11:47,788 --> 00:11:50,290
♪ LET'S FLY,
LET'S FLY AWAY ♪
285
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,292
-BONNIE?
-BRAD?
286
00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,794
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
287
00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:55,675
I BELIEVE CATCHING YOU
IN THE ACT
288
00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:56,797
OF BEING A LYING JERK!
289
00:11:56,797 --> 00:11:57,928
HOW COULD YOU?
290
00:11:57,928 --> 00:11:59,760
COME ON, BONNIE,
IT'S ONE NIGHT!
291
00:11:59,760 --> 00:12:01,181
YOU COULDN'T LET ME
HAVE ONE NIGHT?
292
00:12:01,181 --> 00:12:03,723
OH, OKAY, YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN HAVE
ALL THE NIGHTS YOU WANT!
293
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,055
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
294
00:12:05,055 --> 00:12:06,897
IT MEANS IF YOU CAN
LIE TO ME LIKE THIS,
295
00:12:06,897 --> 00:12:08,608
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
GET MARRIED!
296
00:12:08,608 --> 00:12:10,020
HEY! HEY!
PIPE DOWN!
297
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,943
CAN'T YOU SEE SILKY
IS SINGING?
298
00:12:12,943 --> 00:12:16,817
WHY DON'T YOU SCURRY ON
BACK TO "THE GOLDEN GIRLS"
CONVENTION?
299
00:12:16,817 --> 00:12:18,198
(both arguing)
300
00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,783
(all shouting)
301
00:12:26,206 --> 00:12:27,497
I DON'T KNOW THEM!
302
00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:31,371
I THANK YOU ALL
SO MUCH!
303
00:12:34,214 --> 00:12:36,046
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU PEOPLE?
304
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,428
I MEAN, IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUIN?
305
00:12:38,428 --> 00:12:40,340
DUDE, WHAT WAS
UP WITH THAT?
306
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,842
YEAH, WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL US?
307
00:12:41,842 --> 00:12:43,804
(sighs)
308
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,185
WELL, DO YOU GUYS
WANT THE WHOLE STORY?
309
00:12:45,185 --> 00:12:46,596
YEAH, WE DO.
310
00:12:46,596 --> 00:12:49,099
OKAY, WHEN I WAS EIGHT,
I WENT TO SPACE CAMP--
311
00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:52,062
(all groan)
312
00:12:52,062 --> 00:12:53,733
A LITTLE LESS.
313
00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:56,356
OKAY. UM, ON MY
13th BIRTHDAY--
314
00:12:56,356 --> 00:12:57,527
-(all groan)
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
315
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:58,738
STILL LESS.
316
00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:01,031
HEY, FOR THE LAST
FIVE YEARS,
317
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,033
I'VE BEEN COMING TO VEGAS
FOR A WEEKEND
318
00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:06,616
AND LIVING OUT MY DREAM OF
BEING A LOUNGE SINGER.
319
00:13:06,616 --> 00:13:08,959
I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU
'CAUSE I KNEW YOU'D
MAKE FUN OF ME.
320
00:13:08,959 --> 00:13:09,960
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
321
00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,123
WE WOULD NEVER MAKE
FUN OF YOU... SILKY.
322
00:13:13,123 --> 00:13:14,835
SEE? OH, MY--
323
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:16,917
HEY, GUYS,
TUCKER'S RIGHT.
324
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:19,049
WE DON'T SUPPORT EACH OTHER
LIKE WE SHOULD.
325
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:22,092
AND YOU TWO, YOU DON'T
TRUST EACH OTHER
LIKE YOU SHOULD.
326
00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,844
THERE IS NO "US TWO"
ANYMORE.
327
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,096
BUT YOU'RE MEANT TO BE.
328
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,888
HE'S RIGHT.
329
00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:31,021
I DON'T NEED STRIPPERS AND
HOOKERS AND DIRTY WOMEN.
330
00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:33,023
I HAVE YOU.
331
00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:37,027
OH, BRAD.
332
00:13:37,027 --> 00:13:39,029
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID
ON OUR FIRST DATE.
333
00:13:40,610 --> 00:13:42,492
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
334
00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:44,824
YES!
335
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,446
AND I'M STILL
MAID OF HONOR.
336
00:13:46,446 --> 00:13:48,118
HOORAY.
337
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:51,001
OKAY, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
338
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:53,043
THE BOYS AND GIRLS JUST
GO OUT SEPARATELY,
339
00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:55,085
MAYBE HAVE A FEW DRINKS,
CATCH A SHOW,
340
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:56,917
AND THEN WE'LL ALL MEET UP
FOR BRUNCH IN THE MORNING.
341
00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,959
THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A PERFECT PLAN.
342
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:01,591
THERE'S NO REASON
FOR US TO GO CRAZY.
343
00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:10,931
OH, WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
344
00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,184
I KNOW WE HAD DRINKS.
345
00:14:14,184 --> 00:14:16,436
I REMEMBER DRINKS.
346
00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:19,940
AND ELVIS.
347
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:22,572
YEAH, ELVIS WAS
DEFINITELY THERE.
348
00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:27,287
AND A DOLPHIN.
349
00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:28,328
(knock on door)
350
00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:29,699
MORNING.
351
00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:31,451
HONEYMOON BREAKFAST
FOR THE NEWLYWEDS.
352
00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:33,203
UH, SORRY, DUDE, YOU'VE GOT
THE WRONG ROOM.
353
00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:34,494
NO ONE HERE GOT MARRIED.
354
00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:36,876
REALLY? THAT ONE SHOULD
CHECK HIS FINGER.
355
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,762
WHY AM I WEARING A RING?
356
00:14:42,762 --> 00:14:44,965
DID I MARRY THAT STRIPPER?
357
00:14:44,965 --> 00:14:46,636
I MARRIED THAT STRIPPER,
DIDN'T I?
358
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,390
GOD, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH
SAYING NO TO NAKED WOMEN!
359
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,062
HEY!
360
00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:54,935
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY I'M
WEARING A WEDDING RING?
361
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,320
YOU MARRIED THAT GUY.
362
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,114
I MARRIED MY STEPDAD?
363
00:15:04,114 --> 00:15:09,159
OKAY, OKAY, THIS STILL
DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE DOLPHIN.
364
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:12,202
YOUR STEPDAD?
THAT'S A NEW ONE.
365
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:15,205
AND THIS IS VEGAS.
I'M GONNA GO.
366
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,666
WE'RE MARRIED?
367
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,298
NO, NO, NO, NO,
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.
368
00:15:18,298 --> 00:15:19,919
I'M MEETING YOUR MOTHER
IN HALF AN HOUR.
369
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,591
SHE WILL NOTICE
THAT I AM MARRIED!
370
00:15:21,591 --> 00:15:23,003
WE'LL DEAL WITH THIS
LATER, OKAY?
371
00:15:23,003 --> 00:15:24,384
JUST LOSE THE RING
FOR NOW.
372
00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:26,386
RIGHT, RIGHT.
LOSE THE RING.
373
00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:28,808
UHH.
374
00:15:28,808 --> 00:15:30,140
IT'S STUCK!
THE RING IS STUCK!
375
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,642
HERE. PULL.
376
00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:34,014
PULL!
377
00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:39,149
(groans)
378
00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:44,734
I SEE YOU WON THE "WHO GETS
TO STAY IN THE BED" COIN TOSS.
379
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,826
WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT?
380
00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:49,239
NOT A CLUE.
381
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:51,951
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT TIME IS IT?
382
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,165
AAH!
383
00:15:55,165 --> 00:15:56,166
AAH!
384
00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:01,421
AH. THIS IS WHY
I NEVER DRINK WITH FANS.
385
00:16:01,421 --> 00:16:03,503
OH, RIGHT.
386
00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:05,175
WE WENT TO SEE
A MAGICIAN.
387
00:16:09,389 --> 00:16:11,851
OKAY, WE HAVE A "GOOD NEWS,
BAD NEWS" SITUATION
388
00:16:11,851 --> 00:16:13,223
PRETTY SURE I KNOW
WHAT THE BAD NEWS IS.
389
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,265
I MARRIED MY
FIANCEE'S SON.
390
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,267
I FOUND A LOCKSMITH WILLING
TO OPEN HIS SHOP
391
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,858
AND SAW THAT RING
OFF YOUR FINGER.
392
00:16:18,858 --> 00:16:20,270
WE JUST GOTTA BE THERE
IN 15 MINUTES.
393
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,602
YOU JUST SAID "SAW" AND "FINGER"
IN THE SAME SENTENCE.
394
00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:25,065
I'M GOING TO NEED
A SHOT.
395
00:16:25,065 --> 00:16:27,067
I MANAGED TO FIND
A LOCKSMITH.
396
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:29,819
HE SAID HE'LL BE THERE FOR
THE NEXT 15 MINUTES.
397
00:16:29,819 --> 00:16:31,321
YOU'RE A MAGICIAN!
398
00:16:31,321 --> 00:16:33,953
HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW
HOW TO GET OUT OF HANDCUFFS?
399
00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:36,116
I KNOW HOW TO GET OUT
OF MY HANDCUFFS.
400
00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:37,207
THESE ARE YOURS.
401
00:16:37,207 --> 00:16:40,080
BONNIE! BONNIE!
402
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,251
-HEY!
-HEY!
403
00:16:41,251 --> 00:16:43,213
GET OVER HERE, YOU.
404
00:16:46,386 --> 00:16:50,300
WAIT, AREN'T YOU
PETER OLIVER?
405
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,931
I'M SILKY DOBBS,
406
00:16:51,931 --> 00:16:53,393
THE OTHER HEADLINER HERE.
407
00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:56,556
YEAH, I KNOW.
408
00:16:56,556 --> 00:16:59,229
MY MOM MARGARET WON'T
SHUT UP ABOUT YOU.
409
00:16:59,229 --> 00:17:02,352
UH, YEAH, WE WENT TO
PETER'S SHOW LAST NIGHT,
410
00:17:02,352 --> 00:17:06,196
AND HE GIVES A TOUR TO
EVERYONE HE SAWS IN HALF.
411
00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:08,488
SO, THIS IS THE LOBBY.
412
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:10,360
(all talking)
413
00:17:12,112 --> 00:17:13,363
WELL, THIS WAS FUN.
414
00:17:13,363 --> 00:17:15,705
UH, WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS
AT BRUNCH IN AN HOUR.
415
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:17,117
OKAY, BYE.
416
00:17:17,117 --> 00:17:18,368
WE'LL SEE YOU
IN A BIT.
417
00:17:18,368 --> 00:17:20,250
OKAY, THEN.
BYE-BYE NOW.
418
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,963
YOU KNOW, USUALLY WHEN
SOMEONE SAYS "BYE, NOW"
419
00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:26,005
THERE'S A LOT MORE
MOVEMENT THAN THIS.
420
00:17:26,005 --> 00:17:30,130
WELL! I SEE THE NEWLYWEDS
ARE OUT AND ABOUT.
421
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,672
I GUESS YOU GOT OVER THE WHOLE
"MARRYING YOUR STEPDAD" THING.
422
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:34,304
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABUT?
423
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:36,976
YEAH, THIS ONE
MARRIED THE BIG ONE.
424
00:17:36,976 --> 00:17:38,678
YOU MARRIED MY SON?
425
00:17:38,678 --> 00:17:39,979
I SWEAR IT IS
NOT TRUE.
426
00:17:39,979 --> 00:17:42,061
(gasps)
OH, REALLY?
427
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,683
THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A WEDDING RING?
428
00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:47,147
OH, MY GOD,
I'VE TURNED ANOTHER ONE!
429
00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:49,489
NO, IT WAS A BIG
DRUNKEN MISTAKE.
430
00:17:49,489 --> 00:17:51,111
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT RAY SAID!
431
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,743
BUT, MOM, MOM, IT'S NOT
LIKE WE EXCHANGED VOWS
432
00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,535
AND A SUPER ROMANTIC
CEREMONY.
433
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,407
ACTUALLY, YOU DID.
434
00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:59,909
I FOUND THE VIDEO
ON MY PHONE.
435
00:17:59,909 --> 00:18:01,201
UH, MRS. WHEELER,
436
00:18:01,201 --> 00:18:03,623
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A NICE 15-MIMUTE WALK
437
00:18:03,623 --> 00:18:05,375
AND THINK ABOUT THIS?
438
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,836
YOU KNOW, DON'T GET
HANDCUFFED
439
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,378
TO ANY KIND OF
REACTION.
440
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,211
OH. RIGHT.
UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?
441
00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:13,012
GOOD IDEA.
442
00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:14,634
EXCUSE ME,
443
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,927
BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO
TAKE THESE FROM THE HOTEL.
444
00:18:17,927 --> 00:18:20,140
TA-DA!
445
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:23,933
WOULD YOU BELIEVE
THIS IS THE END
OF A VERY LONG TRICK?
446
00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:27,026
WHY ARE YOU HANDCUFFED
TO ANOTHER MAN?
447
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:32,192
OKAY, UM, BRAD,
I CAN EXPLAIN.
448
00:18:32,192 --> 00:18:33,863
IT WAS RILEY'S FAULT.
449
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,196
YEAH, SHE'S THE ONE WHO
TOLD ME TO GO UP ON STAGE--
450
00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:38,498
ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS
IS MY FAULT.
451
00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:39,829
THIS IS ALL BEN'S FAULT.
452
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:42,792
MY FAULT? THE BEST MAN'S
IN CHARGE OF THE BACHELOR PARTY.
453
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,454
WAIT, HEY, HEY,
WE NEVER WOULD HAVE
COME TO VEGAS
454
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:45,505
IF IT WASN'T
FOR TUCKER.
455
00:18:45,505 --> 00:18:46,746
HOLD UP, THIS IS
NOT MY FAULT.
456
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:49,048
(all arguing)
457
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:56,216
(laughing)
458
00:18:58,057 --> 00:18:59,599
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
LAUGHING ABOUT?
459
00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:01,391
THIS!
460
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:04,474
I MEAN, THIS IS
TYPICAL US.
461
00:19:04,474 --> 00:19:06,816
DON'T LOOK NOW,
BUT I MARRIED YOUR SON.
462
00:19:06,816 --> 00:19:09,819
NO WORRIES. I'M JUST
HANDCUFFED TO ANOTHER MAN!
463
00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:12,402
I MEAN,
WHO DOES THAT?
464
00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,364
US.
465
00:19:14,364 --> 00:19:15,775
-WE DO.
-WE DO.
466
00:19:17,237 --> 00:19:19,739
YES, AND THIS IS
NOT AWKWARD.
467
00:19:19,739 --> 00:19:23,333
THIS I GONNA BE
THE BEST WEDDING STORY EVER.
468
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,704
I'D STILL LIKE
TO GET OUT OF THESE.
469
00:19:24,704 --> 00:19:26,376
-LET ME GET A PICTURE FIRST.
-OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
470
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:29,209
OH, ALL RIGHT.
471
00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,920
MAYBE THEY REALLY ARE
MEANT TO BE.
472
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,001
TOLD YOU.
473
00:19:32,001 --> 00:19:34,714
HEY, YOU GUYS
LOOK FAMILIAR.
474
00:19:34,714 --> 00:19:37,217
WERE YOU THE ONES TRYING
TO STEAL MY DOLPHIN?
475
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,799
All:
THAT'S WHERE WE SAW IT!
476
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:42,352
(all talking)
477
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:48,308
OKAY, BABY,
HOME SWEET HOME.
478
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,151
I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU
TO START TALKING
479
00:19:52,151 --> 00:19:56,446
SO I CAN FIND OUT WHERE THE HELL
YOU GOT THIS OUTFIT.
480
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,908
YOU KNOW WHAT, DANNY?
YOU WERE RIGHT.
481
00:19:58,908 --> 00:20:00,950
THERE IS SUCH A THING
AS "MEANT TO BE."
482
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,623
IF MOM AND BRAD CAN
MAKE IT WORK AFTER ALL
THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH,
483
00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:05,325
MAYBE RILEY AND I CAN
MAKE IT WORK, TOO.
484
00:20:05,325 --> 00:20:07,497
OH, MY GOD, DUDE,
485
00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,329
CAN YOU PLEASE
JUST GET OVER IT?
486
00:20:09,329 --> 00:20:11,831
NO, I CAN'T JUST PRETEND
I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS FOR HER.
487
00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:13,293
YEAH, YOU CAN.
488
00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:14,464
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW.
489
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,336
TRUST ME, I KNOW.
490
00:20:16,336 --> 00:20:19,008
I JUST...
I WISH RILEY AND I--
491
00:20:19,008 --> 00:20:20,550
BEN,
FOR THE LAST TIME,
492
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,051
THERE IS NO
"RILEY AND YOU."
493
00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:24,013
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TO ME?
494
00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:27,347
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN LOVE
WITH HER MY ENTIRE LIFE.
495
00:20:27,347 --> 00:20:29,769
AND I THINK
SHE LOVES ME, TOO.
496
00:20:32,312 --> 00:20:34,404
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
497
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:36,486
I HOPE YOU'RE VERY
HAPPY TOGETHER.
498
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:38,448
COME HERE.
499
00:20:43,823 --> 00:20:45,535
(door closes)
500
00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:56,546
♪ IT'S PERFECT FOR
A FLYING HONEYMOON THEY SAY ♪
501
00:20:56,546 --> 00:21:02,091
♪ SO COME FLY WITH ME,
LET'S FLY, LET'S FLY ♪
502
00:21:02,091 --> 00:21:06,726
♪ PACK UP, LET'S FLY AWAY ♪
503
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,390
OH!
504
00:21:10,390 --> 00:21:11,851
WHOO!
505
00:21:11,851 --> 00:21:14,314
THANK YOU, MARGARET.
506
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,565
HEY, SAME TIME NEXT YEAR?
507
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,027
WHY WAIT?
508
00:21:21,861 --> 00:21:24,073
WHAT?
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