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ALL CHARACTERS, ORGANIZATIONS, AND PLACES ARE FICTITIOUS

FILMING OF CHILD ACTORS DONE UNDER BROADCASTING GUIDELINES

-Move your car! -Why are you getting off?

-Please move your car! -What's the matter with you?

Come on.

Hurry.

Move your car!

-Why aren't you moving? -Get out of the way.

Move already!

Let's go.

-Where are you going? -You can't just leave your car!

I said move your car!

You're a smiley nutcase, so put on a good smile.

I'm sorry, everyone.

You can't leave your car like that!

-I'm sorry. -Jeez.

Thank you.

EPISODE 4

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

How did it feel to be a true smiley nutcase?

-Good, thanks to you. -Don't mention it.

Just a second.

YOUR HAIR APPOINTMENT HAS BEEN CANCELED

It got canceled again.

Do I have to go there myself?

Ms. Kang, we'll have to part ways here.

Here?

Yes, I have to go see someone.

I'll have to head out first.

-Okay. -Taxi!

I guess Ah-young was right about him having a girlfriend.

Kang Han-deul?

Is that you, Jeong-sin?

Thank you.

I should be the one treating you.

You helped me out so much when we were in university

and when I worked for you.

Not at all.

You were the smartest employee I had.

I heard the news, and I've been meaning to buy you a meal.

I heard you got divorced.

Yes, that's right.

-Good for you. -Excuse me?

There must be a good reason why someone as sweet and shy as you

would get a divorce.

I've always thought it was a shame how you let people walk all over you.

Getting divorced is the best thing I've done recently.

I'm happy for you.

How are you these days?

I'm working at Plus General Insurance.

Really?

You should've taken some time off after your divorce and gone traveling.

The product we're developing is unique, so work is good.

What kind of product is it?

Divorce insurance.

The insurance sold at that wedding fair?

That was your team's idea?

Yes. It seems you already know about it.

I found it rather interesting.

Right?

You must be busy preparing for the official launch.

I hope I'm not taking up too much of your time.

Not at all.

It's chaotic, but it's fun.

My team works well together because they're great at what they do.

Is that so?

Aren't you the one who's busy, Jeong-sin?

I'm okay.

Launching this for the first time in Korea will involve some risks,

but with a skilled underwriter like you on the team…

I guess it'll be fine.

Excuse me?

Never mind.

I think divorce insurance will be a huge success.

-Good luck. -Thank you.

Let's go ahead and eat.

This looks delicious.

-Eat up. -I will.

SEOUL MUSEUM OF HISTORY

MY TREASURE MY HERITAGE

-Oink, oink. -Oink, oink.

-Sparrows say? -Chirp, chirp.

-Puppies say? -Woof, woof.

-Pigs say? -Oink, oink.

-Chicks say? -Cheep, cheep.

-Rabbits go? -Hop, hop.

-Pigs say? -Oink, oink.

MY TREASURE MY HERITAGE

SEOUL MUSEUM OF HISTORY DONATED ARTIFACTS SPECIAL EXHIBITION

This is authentic, right?

Yes, it's authentic.

They're by Kim Dae-jin, Toegye Yi Hwang's academic successor.

The 416 woodblocks of Jeongwaseonsaeng's Collected Works.

It's hard to believe this large collection was the work of a single author.

You're here.

How could I not come after seeing this?

Then why don't you

take a good photo for me?

Why did you come here?

I'm here on business.

Please purchase a policy from me.

Un-hyeong.

-What's this? -What's this?

-Cool. -What's over there?

DIVORCE INSURANCE INFORMATION

It's a divorce insurance policy.

It's literally insurance in case of a divorce.

If you're in a tight spot, I'll take out a different policy.

No.

It has to be this one.

I'm sorry,

but if you're trying to test me, stop it.

I'm not a jerk who'd test his brother-in-law

after he lost his wife.

Right.

If you want me to feel guilty, I'll do it.

You look like an old man with that white hair.

And your nose hair is showing.

Do you know how unpleasant you look right now?

Ki-jun.

As a civil servant, you should look the part.

There's only so long you can drag this out.

How much longer will you keep regretting, blaming yourself,

and living this pathetic way?

Why didn't you go to the hair appointment when I told you to?

Why do you refuse to go and make me come all this way?

And don't skip

your hair appointment this weekend.

I'll take drastic measures if you don't go again.

It got canceled again.

Do I have to go there myself?

UN-HYEONG ARE YOU EATING WELL?

HOPE YOU DON'T CATCH A COLD

Jeez, it's raining again.

UN-HYEONG IT'LL BE RAINING TODAY

TAKE AN UMBRELLA WITH YOU

Seriously, man.

He never cleans up.

UN-HYEONG

I REPLACED THE REMOTE CONTROL BATTERIES

SO WATCH SOME TV

UN-HYEONG GO OUT FOR A DRIVE

INSTEAD OF JUST STAYING HOME DURING THE WEEKEND

Winner winner chicken dinner!

THERE WAS A BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE FRIED CHICKEN DEAL

If I had treated…

my sister…

even a fraction of the way I've treated you…

She wouldn't have ended up like that.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Ki-jun.

I…

I…

I didn't know what to do!

So sign your name here.

Go and meet people.

Get married if you need to.

And get divorced if it doesn't feel right.

Just get your life back together.

I don't want to lose you too, Un-hyeong.

Stop!

What's the matter?

You're doomed.

PLEASE CHECK THE NON-WASHABLE ITEMS

You should've read the warning.

DO NOT WASH PILLOWS OR STUFFED DOLLS

THIS CAN DAMAGE THE MACHINE

Good luck with that.

You don't expect me to help, do you?

What should I do?

Don't touch anything.

START

It's working just fine.

You can't recycle this filler.

You have to buy a flammable waste bag and dispose of it.

I'll remember that.

Thank you.

Right. I'll see you later.

By the way…

What's that?

It's the weekend. Where are you?

I'm at a hotel.

-At a hotel? With who? -With a guy.

With a guy?

You sound surprised.

Do you think I'd be fooling around with a guy at a hotel at this hour?

Mom forced me to go on a blind date.

No, go ahead. I can talk.

Right. What? Five contracts?

Where can we get contracts right now?

I'm going to lose it.

Okay, got it.

You have great energy. I do too.

I really don't care.

I heard you work in finance.

I work in insurance.

Can you take out a policy for me?

It's for divorce insurance.

You're rather aggressive.

I need to get five contracts signed right away.

You're very honest.

I'm also very rude.

I'm aware of that.

But you were forced to come here anyway, right?

So stop wasting your time on a rude woman like me,

and let's end our date now.

As you can see,

I'm rather busy. Sorry about today.

You're very passionate.

I like that passion. I'll sign up.

What's wrong with you?

What are you doing? Let go.

This is fate.

This ripped exactly in half.

I'll keep this half, and we'll put it together next time.

Stop being dramatic.

What's all this?

One, two…

-Congratulations-- -Congratulations--

This is fate.

Of all people, this happened to us.

It's in your hair…

Ms. Ah-young?

It's our break time, but I'll make an exception for my regular.

I'll put a large single serving in this.

Thank you.

Isn't that a hassle?

Do you know how much plastic waste each person produces in our country?

About 102 kg per year?

If you already know that…

Wait, how did you know?

I always review statistical data carefully.

What about you, Mr. An? How did you know?

I always review statistical data carefully as well.

Not many people have weird obsessions like this.

-Fascinating. -Fascinating.

OKGYEONG'S SUNDAE

Was that your husband?

I'm sorry. I wish you hadn't seen that.

You have no reason to apologize.

How long has he been like that?

It's not like that. He just had a few drinks.

He acts like that because you defend him!

I understand, ma'am.

But just because he had a few drinks doesn't mean

he can treat you like this.

He's more like an enemy than a husband.

He drinks, gambles, and hits me.

And he takes whatever I save up.

I can't stand it.

Ma'am, how old are you this year?

Me? I'll be 60 years old.

-And your children? -They're all grown and married now.

Then you've done enough.

PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

What's this?

It's divorce insurance.

Divorce insurance?

You can't possibly go on like this.

We're not saying you should just get divorced.

This insurance offers marriage counseling services,

so get some relationship help first and give it a try.

If he still doesn't change after that,

you can proceed with a divorce.

I'd love to do that,

but I'm not sure I can at 60 years old.

Ma'am.

At 60 years old, you still have plenty of time ahead.

You deserve to be happy.

Ms. Ah-young!

I've always been the one to pay the bill,

but you're the first one to beat me to paying the bill.

Dinner is on me tonight.

-I have something to confess to you. -Please don't.

I don't want to lie to you, Ms. Ah-young.

My profile says I'm a director of a real estate development firm.

But it's just my name on my father's company.

I'm actually…

a dancer.

Despite my parents' objections, I want to pursue my passion for dance

and follow my own path.

Go on ahead.

What are you doing?

REALITY

Ms. Ah-young!

Taxi!

He's beyond insane.

Mr. Noh?

Where did you come running from?

From the history museum.

These are authentic, not fake.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

How can you go if you don't know?

I don't know.

I didn't want to stay home, so I came out.

Then take me with you.

Why should I do that?

I really want some good coffee.

You're better at your job than I expected.

She seemed to be in desperate need of a divorce. Well then.

-Do you live in that direction? -Yes.

Then lead the way before I die of starvation.

No.

I don't invite anyone to my home.

Goodbye.

I guess it's pretty urgent.

CRO-MAGNONS AND THE BRONZE AGE CASTING

"Cro-Magnons"?

It's ready.

Thank you.

Just a moment.

I'll just sit in this chair.

That chair is for the owner.

There you go.

Let's eat.

Thank you.

-Help yourself. -Okay.

Good.

KIM GUN-BOK, KIM GA-YEON KIM MIN-JOO, KIM MIN-WOOK

Kim Bo-gang is no good.

Kim Mi-jae is no good.

It's me, Dae-bok.

Hello?

Hey, Mi-jae. It's me.

You're busy? I just wanted to know…

Hello? Why are you busy on a weekend?

Hey, Seok-gi. It's me.

Hi, Dae-bok.

It's the weekend. What are you up to?

I'm sorry about this,

but I took out a policy a little while ago,

-so I can't do another one. -No, it's not that.

I just called to see if you were up for a round of pool.

Darn, my wife is calling me.

-Let's talk again later. -Hey, Seok-gi. Hello?

How did my life turn out like this?

Jeez.

I wonder what my dear wife posted this time.

SINGLE

What? Single?

Seriously?

I was just trying to make a living.

My goodness.

You've been through a lot, Dae-bok.

Right. This is how you share photos.

It worked.

This is my first social media post.

Are you awake now?

Why did you order so much?

Because you owe them the room charge.

You're too nice for your own good.

Why didn't you just wake me up?

You looked tired, so I wanted you to sleep.

You sound just like her.

Why do you knit?

It stimulates the frontal, parietal, occipital, and temporal lobes.

Jeez.

Actually, I want to be good at it.

Knitting each stitch together to create something

reminds me of relationships between people.

When I focus on knitting,

it soothes my anger in that moment,

and my anxiety disappears.

If I can unravel the mistakes of my life and start over,

I think I can knit a new one.

I'm also excited to see if I can finish it

by just sticking with it.

I think that's why

I want to at least get good at knitting.

In that case,

please teach me how to knit.

You want to knit, Mr. Noh?

Yes. I have an unfinished knitting piece.

"An unfinished knitting piece"? What is it?

I don't know.

Do you want to go and clear our heads?

This is a weird way to clear your head.

Buying something you like makes you feel better.

Hey, eggs. Can you grab me a carton?

-This one? -The smaller one.

-Thank you. -No problem.

Green onions.

-Do you want to split this? -No, thank you.

I always have leftovers when I buy a bunch since I live alone.

But I need them for cooking.

Why can't they sell these in stalks, not bunches?

I don't have a fridge, so I'll have to decline.

You don't have a fridge?

Why not? Are you still in the Joseon era?

I got a new one after careful thought, but he took it.

For some reason,

it just feels unfair to buy two fridges in one year.

Right. Two fridges in one year is a bit much.

Why did you break up?

Where's this coming from?

I just got curious all of a sudden.

Because I was stupid.

What about you, Mr. Noh?

Because I can be petty.

A FEW YEARS AGO

You must be tired.

-I'll take that. -Thanks.

I'll have dinner ready soon.

-Dinner? -Yes.

Darn. Let's have something simple tonight.

I have plans for dinner.

-You have plans? -Yes.

There's a guy I knew when I lived in New York.

He's in Korea, so we're meeting up.

If he came all the way from the US, I guess you should see him.

I can take you there if you're tired.

No, it's okay. I'm meeting him at home.

I see. So he's coming over here?

That's good. Meeting at home is easier.

No, not here. My home.

"My home"?

-What do you mean by that? -What?

Oh, I meant the place where I lived.

I thought you sold that place after we got married.

Why would I get rid of my personal space?

What is it?

It's weird that you have a separate home.

What's weird about it?

I can certainly afford it, and I need my own space.

But we're married.

That doesn't mean we have to share everything.

You should have at least told me about it.

Why should I tell you everything?

Because we're a married couple.

A married couple?

So we have to agree on everything because we're married?

That seems more weird to me.

Marriage is the biggest part of my life,

but I don't think it's everything.

Marriage shouldn't be your everything either, Ki-jun.

Got it?

I'll see you later.

You can take the sofa. I'll sit in the fishing chair this time.

-Are you sure? -You sat in this earlier.

So it's my turn to sit in the fishing chair.

That sounds fair.

No, this is my cup.

By the way,

why do you live this way when you have plenty of room?

-I'm sick of it. -What do you mean?

My ex-wife liked decorating the house.

So we had too many belongings.

Whenever I came home after work, there would always be some new addition.

My wife claimed she did it for me.

But all it did was push me further out of our house.

That's when I knew.

All I needed

was a space just for me.

I understand what you mean.

-You do? -Yes, I do.

It's the need to defend your personal space.

When I bring this up, people curse at me instead of understanding.

I'm used to getting cursed at, so I understand.

You're very chill.

By the way, what's that?

It's my pet rock.

"Pet rock"?

I brought it back from a fishing spot when I went with Ki-jun.

Mr. Noh goes fishing?

Are you sure you two were married?

He never mentioned fishing to me.

Do you like to fish?

No. I hate it.

I guess he knew you hated it and decided not to tell you.

We went fishing in the middle of winter.

I think it was right after we both got divorced.

We didn't say a word about our divorces.

We only talked about dogs and cats and whether we should get them as pets.

Our discussion about having pets led to a discussion about ontology.

We eventually decided to give up on having pets, but…

-But? -But that's when

this rock caught my eye.

And I figured

this cold, expressionless rock

wouldn't get mad or make me feel guilty even if it didn't find my jokes funny.

Yes, Mr. Noh.

Sorry, I just found it. I'll be right there.

Su-in, look over there.

Hey.

Are you stalking me?

Why did you come here to shop?

And why didn't you send me what I asked for?

I can't use my bidet because of you!

Jeez, what a moron. You're really something.

What is it? Are you being invasive again?

Did you forget? Is that it?

Did you forget because you're an idiot?

Did you forget? Answer me.

What are you going to do?

What do you think you can possibly do?

You!

Are you crazy? Why are you yelling at me?

Who the hell are you?

Su-in, let's just go.

I'll bring my own chair next time.

Excuse me?

Damn it!

By the way, where did you find that courage?

I was just angry.

You should get angry more often.

Seriously?

Thanks for giving me courage.

Don't mention it.

Understood.

Yes, I'll see you then.

Goodbye.

PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

PIN

ID, PASSWORD

DIVORCE INSURANCE POLICY TERMS & CONDITIONS

PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

What will we do about the five rejected cases?

We got three new contracts over the weekend.

So we just need two more.

We'll take care of it as soon as possible.

We need a divorce rate of zero during the six-month contract term.

How are you going to meet this condition?

We'll determine special management cases.

-"Special management cases"? -Yes.

We'll select policyholders who are at very high-risk for divorce

and closely monitor them.

How will you determine this high-risk group?

As you said before, Korean astrology, physiognomy, and profiling.

We'll use every means possible to filter them out.

So you'll pull every trick in the book to prevent divorces for six months.

No matter what comes next, we have to.

Is that all?

No, ma'am.

This is a list of partners for divorce prevention.

For our special management cases,

we'll provide a variety of divorce prevention measures,

such as couples golf, couples travel, and couples therapy.

Sounds good.

Ms. Jeon, about this list of partners…

May I suggest a company that's not on this list?

I'm open to it if they come with better terms.

Let's move in teams then.

Yes, ma'am. Ms. Joh…

What's with the face?

It's nothing, sir.

I just think having to meet people is really annoying.

Who? Me?

I'll see you in the lobby in ten minutes.

-Pack up and come downstairs. -Okay.

Ms. Joh Ah-young, come see me at my desk.

Were you with Mr. Noh that day?

I was just wondering if it was yours.

Your ovulation day, that is.

Tell him to prepare a business plan.

TODAY IS YOUR OVULATION DAY SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23

What's that sound?

It's ovulation day.

We'll talk business on a business day.

I was with him that day, but it wasn't mine.

Is that so?

I guess it wasn't yours either, Ms. Jeon.

DIVORCE PREVENTION PARTNERS LIST

I'll handle the list up to here.

Ms. Joh, you cover this part, okay?

Yes, sir.

-Actually, no. -Excuse me?

Why don't you get creative and find something young people like?

Get creative, sir?

I'll see you later, sir.

My tire's flat.

Oh, dear. Does this mean we can't go?

-Shall we take a taxi? -No, I'll take care of it.

Don't worry about a thing.

I just went for coffee. Did they already fix the tire?

Yes. Thank you.

That was quick, right? Get in.

WUSEOK TRAVEL AGENCY

Is this Wuseok Travel Agency?

-Yes. -I see.

I'm here to see Director Kim Seok-gi.

He's right there.

Hey, Seok-gi!

Come on. Where do you think you're going?

Dae-bok, what brings you all the way here?

I'm sorry, but…

Don't be scared. I'm not here to sell insurance.

Seok-gi.

Why don't you partner with us on a project?

-A project? -Yes.

Our company is developing a new insurance product.

It's connected to that product, so it should be good.

MASTER OF PHYSIOGNOMY DAE-SIN

APPEARANCE ON THE TV SHOW

These are the photos of the divorce insurance policyholders.

Please look at the photos and rank them based on

high divorce probability.

This is the order.

You live up to your reputation, sir.

Sir.

Is it really possible to learn about someone's life through physiognomy?

Of course.

One's impression is just a reflection of what's inside,

while physiognomy helps you to read one's character.

In other words,

a person's life depends on their character.

If you have different personalities,

it's no surprise that married life could be difficult.

But isn't there a specific way to read faces?

Of course, there is.

Your face consists of five key features.

Hold on, I need some paper.

Where is it?

Just draw it right here, sir.

Are you sure that's okay?

It'll be an honor, sir.

Thanks so much.

Don't mention it. We're friends, after all.

Seok-gi, I reached out to you

because your company is solid and more trustworthy than others.

You should be proud of yourself.

How's your wife? Is she well?

Of course. She's very well.

She's living it up these days.

She's never home because she's always out and about.

My wife is the same way.

Really? But she used to be so reserved.

-That was a long time ago. -Is that so?

Hey, think about our younger years.

We always got together to drink and shoot pool

while our wives stayed at home and raised the kids.

After spending their younger years like that,

imagine how upset they must be now that they're old.

At least we used our jobs as an excuse to do whatever we wanted.

-It's understandable. -You're right.

By the way, what's that place?

That's Rovaniemi, Finland.

It's Santa Claus' official residence.

Is that so?

-Jeez, it looks incredible. -It's amazing, right?

They say if you watch the Northern Lights together,

it can rekindle your love.

Really?

Have you been there?

Just because I run a travel agency doesn't mean I can go everywhere.

I wish I could go see the Northern Lights myself.

Let's go at least once before we die.

Yes, let's definitely do that.

Thank you for making time for us, sir.

Thank you so much, professor.

By the way, is it okay for you to leave like this?

Yes, sir. We can wipe this off later.

But there's something more important than one's physical image.

It's your heart.

In the end, it's the heart that shapes your physical image,

so it's possible for your physiognomy to change.

-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.

-You look good. -You too, Mr. Noh.

Hold still. Let me read your face.

Okay.

He said a good face has balanced features

that don't stand out in particular.

But all of your features stand out.

I'll read your face now.

Considering that your superciliary arch is repressed,

and your nose is too small for your face--

What's wrong with my nose?

Hurry up and wipe your face.

Okay.

Time to wipe off my west peak.

All done.

Hey, that stings.

Of course, it stings. You should wipe carefully.

Or else it'll get in your eyes.

-I'm okay. -Let me do it.

Keep still and close your eyes.

Jeez.

Are you a panda?

-Whatever. -I bet your favorite food is bamboo.

Just a second.

-Hello? -Is this Mr. Noh Ki-jun?

Yes, it is.

I'm Kim Seon-man, a manager in the FSS Insurance Division.

Yes, sir.

We found evidence

of an insurance regulation violation during the product development process.

You'll need to appear before the FSS.

An insurance regulation violation?

Yes.

The divorce insurance approval may be revoked.

Management until the contract term ends?

Do what until the term ends?

We're not a divorce prevention management team!

I want you to teach dance lessons.

Will we continue to see each other?

What's even more shocking is that…

According to the experts, this person is most likely to get divorced.

Get out and take care of it.

Don't you dare come back before solving this issue!

Let's just go. We must handle it within the golden hour.

-You sound like a doctor. -Scalpel. Never mind.

Do you have any idea where your husband might be?

Try and find one if you can.

He said to go to Gorangae Village right now.

Please come down before sunset.

It's a high-altitude area, so it can get dark quickly.

Subtitle: Jenny Kim