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EPISODE 3

Good morning!

ALARM QUESTION

Why are you here, you filth?

I could ask you the same thing!

This is my bed, Wuss-man!

I offered to take the sofa,
but you said to sleep here

to avoid making the ladies uncomfortable!

Do you remember now?

After putting on
that whole gentleman act…

Hey, you said you'd sleep on the floor!

-I was sleeping on the floor, but…
-But?

It was too hard.

-What do you mean it was hard?
-I couldn't help it.

What's going on?

Oh, my.

Hey.

Noh Ki-jun…

-What is he doing?
-I don't know.

I have to guess the correct answer
to turn off the alarm.

Without this alarm setting,
I'll sleep through it.

Jeez, look at that.

He has to calculate
the exponential mortality APV.

How impressive.

EXPECTED PRESENT VALUE
OF FUTURE INSURANCE BENEFITS

CALCULATED ASSUMING MORTALITY
FOLLOWS EXPONENTIAL DISTRIBUTION

Hurry up, please.

22 MILLION WON

Got it!

Damn it. You actually strangled me?

You actually strangled me?

Ki-jun, what happened yesterday?

I'll tell you in there.

Don't worry.
We came up with a countermeasure.

What countermeasure? Ms. Kang!

Did they stay up all night together?

We didn't stay up. We slept.

-In the same bed at that.
-The same bed?

Why would they come up
with a countermeasure in the same bed?

APPLICATION FORM

Ms. Jeon,
it seems like our idea was a homerun.

This is amazing.

Look how many contracts there are!

Wait a minute.

Why are all of these on hold?

ON HOLD

-Well?
-Excuse me?

That can't be right.

You're right. They're all on hold.

Why are they on hold?

Tell me why!

There's a valid reason.

I suggested it.

-You, Ms. Kang?
-Yes, sir.

It was my idea to put them on hold.

We need every contract we can get.

Why are they on hold?

Please explain yourself.

Or should I say

please justify yourself?

I want to take out
a divorce insurance policy for her.

I can do that as her mother, right?

-Yes, of course.
-Please sit here.

-Can you explain it to me?
-Yes.

You want to take out
a divorce insurance policy for your son?

My son is getting married soon and…

-You!
-You!

How could you do this
when the wedding is only a week away?

Divorce insurance?

Excuse me, ma'am,
I'm not the only one here, am I?

You actually came here before I did.

I'm only here because I heard
there was a sale on massage chairs

in case they needed more household goods.

I was trying to provide more for them.

I came here to look
at bridal jewelry myself

because I thought
my dear daughter-in-law needed more!

If you care so much about my daughter,

why are you taking out divorce insurance?

Would you rather have her
bury her bones in our home?

The world has changed too much
for such notions.

That's my point.

Sometimes, life leads to divorce.

Marriage shouldn't feel like shackles.

You're so right, ma'am.

You can't live with someone
if you're not compatible with them.

That's what I'm saying.

You never know what might happen.

Exactly.

So let's take out this insurance policy.

Yes, let's do that.

Let's take a seat, then.

Please make sure

the contract terms are exactly the same

for both of our children.

They'll pay the same amount
and get the same payout.

If the terms are the same for both,
that's definitely possible.

Did you hear that?
The terms just need to be the same.

Yes, I heard. Please go ahead and proceed.

We'll have to ask a few questions
to confirm the terms.

Do you want them to visit during holidays?

-No.
-Yes.

-What did you say?
-What did you say?

-Please, don't…
-Are you serious?

Please come quickly.

What are you doing here? Tell me.

This line is for divorce insurance.

-Then why are you here?
-I followed you here.

Did you come to get divorce insurance
instead of wedding invitations?

What about you?

If you want to get married,
we're getting divorce insurance first.

I guess this was a success at any rate.

Yes, it's starting to pick up now.

Mission accomplished.

No, this isn't right.

It's not right at all.

It'll end up in divorce.

Even if they sign up,
it'll result in a loss.

You're right.

A divorce means
we have to provide a payout.

By the look of things,
everyone will get divorced.

But if we don't do this,
how will we meet our quota?

But if we do, it'll result in a loss.

What should we do?

We need to put
all of these people on hold.

We have to determine their eligibility
after thoroughly vetting them.

Otherwise…

this insurance will fail even if it sells.

We don't have enough time.

It's impossible to create
underwriting provisions within three days.

Can we do this in three days?

We can't.

Just don't get married at all.

What?

Why bother getting married
if you don't trust each other?

Are all of you scheming
to get married for the payout?

-Scheming?
-How dare you say that?

Hold on a second.

-Did I upset you?
-Yes.

Then come and get assessed.

We need to know
how unfit you are for marriage.

What nonsense is that?

-Jerk.
-Seriously?

Are you kidding me?

Get out of here.

How many teddy bears did they give out,
damn it!

Is he insane?

-Seriously?
-What are you talking about?

So you decided to put
everything on hold instead?

You should've gotten them
to sign up first.

Will you take responsibility
if this project fails, Ms. Kang?

That's a bit much, Mr. Na.

A high contract rate
doesn't guarantee a high profit rate.

I already know that!

Where do you get off trying to lecture me?

I was a top insurance agent.
Didn't you tell her?

Of course, I did.

Don't tell a chef how to cook,
and listen to me.

We need to meet the contract rate first

before we can do anything else.

Do you understand?

But Ms. Kang isn't wrong.

Contracts with high divorce probability
cause losses for us.

You're so right, Ms. Jeon.

But then

how do you plan to boost

both the contract rate and profit rate?

We'll calculate the divorce risk rate
through vetting prior to sign-up.

Based on the divorce risk rate,

we'll assess and apply a surcharge
to the premium and minimize our losses.

I understand your intent.

However,

we don't have enough skilled underwriters
who can review and evaluate

such complicated
and extensive terms and conditions.

We'll need to supplement that pool
for a single insurance product.

But is that the right thing to do?

Of course not.

Then what do you propose?

We'll conduct AI-based pre-underwriting.

If we use an AI tool

to analyze the first round
of underwriting,

we have enough people here

to conduct in-person interviews afterward.

When did you plan all this?

We handed over
parsing data to tech support.

And the test is this afternoon.

You need to be there, Mr. Na.

Why?

Because you're the only married person
in our group.

Jeez.

Okay then.

A unique insurance product
along with innovative underwriters.

It's a solid concept.

I look forward to it.

Will you be joining the test, Ms. Jeon?

No, I think we have more than enough
divorcés for the sample tests.

I'm not just a divorced person.
I'm a multi-divorced person.

Good for you.

This concludes our meeting.

Han-deul, you were amazing today.

I just said what I had to say, that's all.

That's not easy to do.

Most people would back out
the moment responsibility comes into play.

To be honest, I was really nervous.

By the way, why did we sleep at his place
when your house was closer?

That was so weird.

Done!

I sent all the underwriting documents.

Now let's figure out what to include
in the special provisions.

Right now?

Yes.

It's midnight. How about a break first?

Let's do that then.

-Is anyone hungry?
-Yes.

Hey, you ate two boxes of these.

Are you training for competitive eating?

What do we have to eat?

-Can I have this?
-Of course.

King Shrimp.

-Do you have a plate?
-I like that one.

Yes, of course.

Han-deul, can I crash at your place
and go to work from there?

You don't mind, right?

Oh, the thing is…

Is something going on at home?

No.

Obviously there is, seeing how you were
dragging a mattress out late at night.

I have a guest room,
so let's have a drink after the meeting.

I can just stay with Han-deul.

Her place, my place, same difference.

How about some chicken and beer? Who's in?

-I'm in.
-I'm in.

Sounds good.

By the way, I saw Mr. Noh
when I was heading to the bathroom.

But guess what?

Please take it easy on the drinks,

or at least eat food with them.

Oh, and please check your texts.

Just don't leave me on unread.
It drives me insane.

Seriously.

And don't skip
your hair appointment this weekend.

Okay? I'll take drastic measures

if you don't go again.

Now stop drinking and go to sleep, okay?

Early morning calls
mean it's a woman, right?

I'm not sure.

I'm sure he has a girlfriend.

He's both talented
and good-looking, right?

You're right.

In any case, he's pretty amazing.

This looks good.

You have to take big bites like me
to really taste the cheese.

There's so much cheese
that it's good however you eat it.

Right, I almost forgot.

I forgot to download this app.

-What app?
-An ovulation tracking app.

-"Ovulation"?
-It'll be a special provision.

Are you sure it's not a new girlfriend?

Regardless of whether you want kids,

it's important for a couple
to keep track of ovulation days.

But wait a minute…

Do you know anyone's menstrual cycle?

Of course not. You?

Just give me a random date.

November 23rd.

What day is that?

My monthly sneaker-washing day.

It's as important to me
as a married couple wanting kids.

This is why they say you shouldn't try
to mend fences with ex-friends.

-Who said that?
-Schopenhauer.

They say you can tell what kind of person
someone is by their shoes.

Who said that?

Cleantopia.

Hey, what the heck was that?

Well, it's just an app notification.

Goodness, AI-based underwriting?

Why am I so nervous about this?

I know. I've heard about it
but never done it myself before.

That's so cute.

It's adorable.

-So this thing talks?
-Yes.

That's amazing.

So this is what this AI thing looks like.

-They say it's really smart.
-Yes, of course.

What's 25,483,529 times 3.7 trillion?

-Hi there.
-Answer me.

Say something.

"Hello."

It's just for show.
I brought it to make things less awkward.

The real deal is this right here.

It's nice all the same. Go to sleep now.

Just talk into the mic.

When you answer a question,

the premium amount changes on the monitor,
and the data will save automatically.

Ultimately,

we can determine if the person
is a good fit for the insurance policy.

Good. This looks impressive.

We'll now begin taking
type-based tests one person at a time.

Mr. Na is our married person.

Ms. Joh is our single person.

Mr. An is our divorced person.

And Mr. Noh can take
the multi-divorced person test.

-Got it.
-Got it.

Wait, then what about remarried people?

Mr. Oh Jeong-do from Development Team 1
will take the test in writing.

Oh Jeong-do? That jerk?

I don't know who told him,

but he heard about this
and offered to help.

He's as selfish as Scrooge.
What's gotten into him?

But don't trust everything he says.

He's never once genuinely helped anyone.

Do you know why his name is Oh Jeong-do?

Like his name,
he only helps five out of ten times.

-You're right.
-It's never ten.

In any case, he's quite happy now that
he's in a rosy marriage.

He even wears pink shirts.

That's embarrassing.
Who wears pink at our age?

-He talks differently too.
-Really?

-He's very sweet now.
-Seriously?

This is the first round of underwriting
based on the policyholder's conditions,

so I ask that you answer every question
without opting out.

-Got it.
-Okay.

Who wants to start?

I'll go first.

All right. Let's start!

On average, how often do you
and your spouse have sexual relations?

Jeez, this is pretty tough from the start.

ON AVERAGE, HOW OFTEN DO YOU
AND YOUR SPOUSE HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS?

(1) DAILY (2) WEEKLY (3) MONTHLY
(4) YEARLY (5) NONE

Number five.

(5) NONE

MARRIED PERSON TYPE

How many times have you dined
with your spouse in the past month?

(4) MORE THAN ONE MEAL A MONTH
(5) DON'T REMEMBER

Number five.

Which of the following is
the biggest reason for divorce?

Number five.

(5) NO REASON

Five…

Number five!

Number five!

Number five!

Please choose your view on remarriage.

(1) DEFINITELY WILL
(2) DOESN'T MATTER

(3) WON'T
(4) DEFINITELY WON'T

Number two.

Number four.

(4) DEFINITELY WON'T

I mean…

(5) I WILL LEAVE IT TO FATE

DIVORCED PERSON TYPE

Please fill in the blanks.
"I choose OO over marriage."

I choose

freedom, of course. Number three.

WHY DIDN'T YOU GET MARRIED?

(4) I WANT MY OWN PERSONAL LIFE AND CAREER

DIVORCED PERSON TYPE

Which of the following
has improved the most after divorce?

(1) EMOTIONAL INDEPENDENCE
(2) SECURING PERSONAL TIME

(3) PARENTING (4) FINANCIAL SITUATION
(5) NEW RELATIONSHIPS

(2) SECURING PERSONAL TIME

If you were to get married or remarried,
why would you?

(5) FOR STABILITY

Number five. No, wait.

(1) BECAUSE I'VE FOUND SOMEONE I LOVE

(4) TO HAVE CHILDREN

(3) BECAUSE I FEEL LONELY AT NIGHT

WARNING
HIGH-RISK GROUP

My fatty liver score is at high risk!

I'm at high risk for diabetes too!

How am I at high risk for divorce
on top of that?

Let's get up.

It's okay.

What is the hardest part
of being a multi-divorced person?

(4) FEAR OF MEETING PEOPLE
(5) DIVORCE PROCESS

Number four.

Would you divorce again after remarriage?

(3) YES, IF MY PARTNER WANTS TO

Number three.

If you were to remarry,
what would you look for in a partner?

(5) LIFESTYLE

WHAT DO YOU THINK LED YOU
TO BECOME A MULTI-DIVORCED PERSON?

(1) CARELESS CHOICES (2) IMPATIENCE
(3) TRAUMA

(4) FINANCES
(5) PERSONALITY DIFFERENCES

Jin-ju?

When did you get here?

Why didn't you wake me up?

It's the weekend,
so I wanted you to sleep in.

I have the nicest sister.

-Where's Un-hyeong?
-At home.

He should've come. I bought a new game.

Give me your phone.

What? You don't want to wake him up?

He worked late last night,
so he's probably tired.

Tell him to come by this evening then.

Should I get divorced?

What?

I want to get divorced.

Where is this divorce talk coming from?

What is it?
Is he in trouble or something?

-I…
-Yes?

I'm not happy.

-What?
-I said I'm not happy.

Oh, come on.

Jeez, I thought
something serious had happened.

How many people in the world
do you think are happily married?

You had me worried for a second.

As far as I know,
Un-hyeong is hardworking and responsible.

Am I wrong?

No, you're right.

Isn't that enough? What more do you want?

Small things.

"Small things"?

Trivial things. Simple things.

Little things you do for love.

Those are things that you do for yourself.

You expect too much.
That's why you feel unhappy.

Then why get married?

Because you loved them.

"Loved them"? Not "love them"?

If you say it in the present tense,

then love would've been enough.

But because it's in the past tense,

you two need something more than love
to stay connected.

If that's the case,
then I really don't want to live this way.

There are many more reasons
to stay together than just love.

Love has to be one of those many reasons.

Lots of people get married
without being in love.

Regardless of whether that one thing
is or was a part of it,

once two people get married, that's it.

Try harder.

Some things can't be done,
no matter how hard you try.

Did you try hard enough?

Jeez, I can't focus on the paper.

What is it? Where are you going?

Are you leaving?

Tell Un-hyeong to come over.

What the heck?

Hey, Jin-ju.

Hey.

Jin-ju.

ARE YOU HAPPY RIGHT NOW?

PLUS GENERAL INSURANCE

Hello, sir.

Good morning.

Now then.

The divorce insurance underwriting process
takes place today?

Yes, sir.

Do you think people will come?

Why would they want to go through
a divorce assessment?

I'm not sure, sir.

Right. I bet people will just flock here.

I vote that nobody shows up.

All of them actually came.

They want to verify
their love for each other.

Isn't love something you know
rather than something you need to verify?

You watch too much TV.

Will their show end in romance or horror?

Let's go find out.

What made you decide to get married?

(3) I WANTED TO LIVE
WITH THE ONE I LOVE

-Number three.
-Number three.

That was so cute!

-Number one.
-Number four.

-You idiot!
-Hey!

-Number three.
-Number three.

We're meant for each other.

We fight all the time.

But I don't want to fight.

Number four.

Are you kidding me?

What are your thoughts on
having personal time?

What are you doing?

Please come out.

He's over there.

-Hello.
-Hello.

-Welcome.
-Thank you.

How are you?

They told us to come here
when we were in the lobby.

Are we in the right place?

Since the policyholder and insured differ,
we need an in-person assessment.

-It's good that you came.
-Okay.

Did you reach a compromise on the issues
you couldn't resolve before?

Of course.

We even brought a checklist.

That's great. Please follow me.

-Okay.
-Okay.

This place is nice.

May we see the documents you brought?

-Here.
-Thank you.

-Mr. An, please review these.
-Will do.

We talked and came up
with the exact same checklist.

That means the premiums
and payouts will be the same, right?

Yes, you two will be on equal footing.

Did you settle on the holiday matter?

They'll visit my house
on even-numbered years

and her house on odd-numbered years.

And we'll carry out ancestral rites
just until I'm gone.

I might not be able to pass down property
to my daughter-in-law,

but I shouldn't pass down ancestral rites.

You two are the nicest people ever.

This is actually better
than I thought it would be.

Getting everything out in the open
before the wedding

-is more suitable.
-Of course.

Exactly. How can we bring up these things
before the wedding otherwise?

These are things that must be addressed,

but you avoid it because it's awkward,
and then something bad happens.

You're so right.

I'm telling all of my friends these days

about getting divorce insurance.

-Same here!
-Goodness.

I'm a divorce insurance promoter too!

Goodness, Ms. Promoter.

Everything is set now.

I'll set the contract effective date
as the marriage registration date.

-Why not the wedding date?
-What?

It's because many weddings
get called off on the day of.

And sometimes, things fall apart
right after the wedding.

What?

We're just trying to be thorough

since this is a contract.

Why didn't you say that to begin with?

Why would you bring up
called-off weddings of all things?

That's what I'm saying.

Is that something common enough
to use as an example?

Should we really sign this?

It's not common, but--

Just be quiet.

It's me.

It happened to me.

I'm the jerk whose marriage ended
right after the wedding.

I'm the reason behind this provision.

So ladies, please don't be angry.

-Oh, my.
-What in the world?

But you seem to be fine on the outside.

It must've been so upsetting.

I'm sure

good things will happen as time passes.

It'll be okay.

-Was that okay?
-Yes.

-Thank you for everything.
-You too.

Oh, I almost forgot.

This is for you.

Oh, the wedding invitation. Thank you.

Please come.

My daughter's friends are really pretty.

Then I'll really have to go.

You're so good-looking
and have such a warm personality.

What went wrong?

I would've made my move on you
had I been 30 years younger.

Ma'am, if you keep saying such things…

I'll have to call you "Miss" instead!

Oh, my!

-He's so charming!
-What a shame.

I'll walk you out.

Mr. Noh resembles
a middle-aged woman in a way.

That's part of his charm.

I see.

SENIOR MANAGING DIRECTOR'S OFFICE

How do you plan to pass the documents
to the China branch?

I have something in mind,

but accessing the intranet
has been an issue.

If something were to happen,

it'll be a headache
for both of us, Ms. Jeon.

How about we use a computer
allocated to the task force?

The divorce insurance product
belongs to our task force,

so it'll be more natural
if it's launched through us.

That makes perfect sense.

Fine. Let's do it that way.

It'll be too risky
if we get directly involved.

How should we proceed?

Don't worry about that.

I have someone perfect for the job.

Ki-jun!

What happened? Did you meet the quota?

Ta-da!

Holy cow!

Look at all these contracts.

Good job.

Everyone did a good job.

I love you.

What can I treat you to?
Sliced beef belly?

No, sir. Tenderloin.

I have important plans tonight,
so treat me next time.

What's more important than tenderloin?

Stop prying. It's none of your business.

See? I told you he has a girlfriend.

It's fine. It can't be helped.

I'll give this to Ms. Jeon myself,

-so go ahead and clock out.
-Yes, sir.

-Give it to me, sir.
-No, I don't have any money!

I was talking about the documents!
I can give them to her on my way.

You meant the documents?
I thought you meant wanting tenderloin.

No, I'll do it myself. I'll see you later.

Ms. Jeon!

Why did you offer?

If the option expiration date is T,
the strike price is K,

and the profit volatility is S,

determine the prices
for both European call and put options.

What?

It's tomorrow's alarm question.

Wait. There's no way to turn it off, then!

Get back here!

He used the Black-Scholes formula
to set the alarm. How impressive.

THE BLACK-SCHOLES FORMULA

USED TO CALCULATE
EUROPEAN-STYLE OPTIONS

A BASIC THEORY
OF DERIVATIVES PRICING

Oh, Ms. Kang.

What about your important plans?

If I miss it even once,

I'll have to live
with two weeks worth of trash.

So is there anything
more important than this?

I guess you're right.

Why do they only collect recyclables
once a week?

If it makes you uncomfortable,
let's set up a time to take out our trash.

It's hard enough
taking out the trash once a week.

I can't do that on a timetable.

Then the next time we run into each other,

I'll just ignore you.

Gosh, I couldn't be more grateful.

It rarely happens…

but I often get nervous.

Is it closer to "rarely" or "often"?

If I knew that,
I wouldn't have said "rarely but often."

Try sorting that out on a scale of 1 to 5.

Seriously?

What is it? Why are you nervous?

This one's an open-ended question.

It's just that

all this talk about happiness and trust

makes me wonder if I went too far.

I'm worried we meddled with people

who were doing just fine.

And I'm worried I didn't try hard enough.

Just think of it as an umbrella.

Hold onto it for them until it rains
and then give it back.

We can't do anything about the rain,
no matter how hard we try.

Some things can't be done,
no matter how hard you try.

Did you try hard enough?

So I guess it had rained that day.

Would you like to go with me?

To the wedding.

We need to make sure
it goes off without a hitch.

Your outfit is lovely.

The bride's friends are all pretty,
so I have to keep up appearances.

You look pretty good yourself, Mr. Noh.

I dressed carefully for the client
as part of customer management.

The subway is okay, right?

Of course. Besides, the weather is clear.

The weather is nice.

I know, right?

I'm sorry I couldn't give you
the wedding invitation.

-Thank you.
-Congratulations.

-Congratulations.
-Thank you.

Thank you for coming.

Congratulations.

Shall we stand over there?

Let's leave once it begins.

What about lunch?

To be honest, I'm allergic to weddings.

Where are they?

Shouldn't it have started by now?

It's past time. Why isn't it starting?

-Where is she?
-She won't answer my calls.

-She won't?
-No, ma'am.

Where in the world is she?

-Is Tae-hyun not answering his phone?
-No, ma'am.

They are not in the bride's room either.

-What shall we do?
-Did you check the restrooms?

He's not in there.

Jung-min!

-What should we do?
-He won't answer his phone.

Oh, goodness.

-Have you heard from Do-i?
-She's gone and won't answer the phone.

Tae-hyun too.

-My goodness.
-What on earth is going on?

They're really running late.

Don't worry. I'm sure everything is okay.

Hey, Yoon Tae-hyun!

Where are you and your bride?

Is that him?

The ceremony was
supposed to start ages ago!

-You jerk, come back this instant!
-What?

Was there an accident?

What did you say?

Look over there.

-They're about to start.
-See? I told you not to worry.

-What a relief.
-First, I'd like to apologize

to all of our guests for the delay.

We will now begin the wedding ceremony

of the groom, Yoon Tae-hyun,
and the bride, Kim Do-i.

-Hello, everyone.
-Hello, everyone.

-I'm the groom, Yoon Tae-hyun.
-And I'm the bride, Kim Do-i.

-And we're going on our honeymoon.
-And we're going on our honeymoon.

To be honest,
we never wanted a wedding ceremony.

We're both introverts

and don't like being around many people.

Mom. Ma'am.

You took out divorce insurance policies
without telling us.

We got a follow-up call from them.

-You chose to pull something secretly…
-Divorce insurance?

-…so we did the same.
-What's that?

But we promise to live happily,

so there'll be no need
to receive a payout.

-Mother.
-Ma'am.

-We're thankful, and we're sorry.
-And we're sorry.

-And we love you!
-And we love you!

Ms. Kang, what do we do now?

I don't know.

One, two, three!

Will the mothers of the bride and groom
please enter?

I'd like to thank everyone
for taking the time to attend.

I apologize deeply for what happened.

Had we known about this,

we would've informed you ahead of time
and asked for your understanding.

But as you can see,
we were ambushed as well.

If we had respected
their wishes to begin with,

this likely wouldn't have happened.

It seems that the ones
who wanted a wedding were the parents.

Therefore, we've decided to hold a wedding

between the parents
with all of you in attendance.

As Kim Do-i's mother…

As Yoon Tae-hyun's mother…

I will accept Yoon Tae-hyun
as my son-in-law…

I will accept Kim Do-i
as my daughter-in-law…

-…and promise to love and cherish him…
-…and promise to love and cherish her…

-…for the rest of our lives.
-…for the rest of our lives.

Thank you.

Congratulations!

The ocean isn't affected by the rain.

We worried over nothing.

Excuse me. Please wait!

-Thank you for coming.
-Thank you so much.

Congratulations on your own wedding.

Congratulations.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

This was the most genuine wedding
I've ever attended.

And they were the happiest couple
I've ever seen.

If they looked happy,
then that's all that matters.

As a parent, I feel better about this now.

We don't want this to go to waste,

so why don't you take it home
and clear your minds?

What?

It'll be a shame not to use it.

We can't get a refund either.

-No, it's really okay.
-It's okay, ma'am.

If you keep refusing,

-we'll cancel our policies!
-We'll cancel our policies!

-Take care.
-Take care.

Thank you.

Care for some daytime drinking?

I can't handle this sober,
so I'll take a glass.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Maybe there's a traffic jam ahead.

Move your car!

SENIOR MANAGING DIRECTOR
JEON NA-RAE

Hello, Ms. Jeon.

Please tell Mr. Noh…

that five contracts in total
have been rejected.

-What?
-Tell him to prepare a business plan.

TODAY IS YOUR OVULATION DAY
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23

What's that sound?

It's ovulation day.
We'll talk business on a business day.

What are you doing?

-Let's get out.
-Here?

Yes. Otherwise, we'll be trapped here.

What are you doing?
Are you pulling a stunt?

-Move your car!
-Please move your car!

They might beat us up.

Keep hiding here if you're scared.

Move your car!

-Move your car first!
-What's the matter with you?

Come on.

Move it already!

Hurry.

-Move your car!
-Come on!

-Why aren't you moving?
-Get out of the way.

Move already!

Let's go.

-Where are you going?
-You can't just leave your car!

I said move your car!

You're a smiley nutcase,
so put on a good smile.

I'm sorry, everyone.

You can't leave your car like that!

-I'm sorry.
-Jeez.

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

How did it feel
to be a true smiley nutcase?

-Good, thanks to you.
-Don't mention it.

Just a second.

YOUR HAIR APPOINTMENT
HAS BEEN CANCELED

It got canceled again.

Do I have to go there myself?

Ms. Kang, we'll have to part ways here.

Here?

Yes, I have to go see someone.

I'll have to head out first.

-Okay.
-Taxi!

HOW FAST DOES SANTA DELIVER
GIFTS TO KIDS AROUND THE WORLD?

TRAVESTY

Hang up now.

Why? You just picked up.

-I have to read an article.
-What article?

It's a statistics article about how Santa
has to travel at 8.18 million km per hour

to deliver gifts to every kid in the world
on Christmas Eve.

Really? Then tell him I don't need one.

Seriously? You're not even on the list.

That's a shame.

I wanted to help him,
even if it's just 1 in 8.18 million.

So what do you want?

-Five contracts were rejected.
-What?

If you're done washing your sneakers,

run at 8.18 million km per second
and get some contracts signed.

He changed it from per hour to per second.

That fraud.

But how did he know
I was washing my sneakers?

SEOUL MUSEUM OF HISTORY

MY TREASURE
MY HERITAGE

-Oink, oink.
-Oink, oink.

-Sparrows say?
-Chirp, chirp.

-Puppies say?
-Woof, woof.

-Pigs say?
-Oink, oink.

-Chicks say?
-Cheep, cheep.

-Rabbits go?
-Hop, hop.

-Pigs say?
-Oink, oink.

This is authentic, right?

Yes, it's authentic.

They're by Kim Dae-jin,
Toegye Yi Hwang's academic successor.

The 416 woodblocks
of Jeongwaseonsaeng's Collected Works.

It's hard to believe this large collection
was the work of a single author.

You're here.

How could I not come after seeing this?

Then why don't you

take a good photo for me?

Why did you come here?

I'm here on business.

Please purchase a policy from me.

Un-hyeong.

-What's this?
-What's this?

What? Five contracts?

Where can we get contracts right now?

Can you take out a policy for me?
It's for divorce insurance.

Ms. Ah-young, dinner is on me tonight.

We need a divorce rate of zero.

How are you going to meet this condition?

Korean astrology, physiognomy,
and profiling.

We'll use every means possible
to filter them out.

Let's move in teams then.

Stop!

You're doomed.
You don't expect me to help, do you?

Not many people
have weird obsessions like this.

-Fascinating.
-Fascinating.

Mr. Noh?

Do you want to go and clear our heads?

Hey, are you stalking me?

Subtitle: Jenny Kim