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Brett: on this episode Of "Tanked"...

This is his house? Holy cow. Look at that thing.

What's up, man?

Wayde: ...Nba superstar Dwight howard.

I need a new tank For all of my snakes.

You want us to fill The whole corner?

-and that corner. -and that corner.

Three $100 million contracts,

And that's what you're Holding your snakes out of?

Something out of Office depot?

[ laughter ]

**

Man, this thing Is strong, redneck.

I got some bad news.

You all right?

I need to see your permit For the animals.

Do you have your permits? This is a residential area.

We're gonna have To remove your snakes.

Come on. Open this up.

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Man: yeah!

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

Jackpot, baby!

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

Wow!

Look at The little fishies!

Our family is the number-one Aquarium builder in the world.

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

I love you.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

This is the way I roll!

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

Aah!

Listen, you guys Are the experts.

It's gonna be amazing.

If you can dream it...

...We can build it.

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Captions paid for by Discovery communications

**

Aah! Wayde!

Dude! What's wrong?

Look in that box. Someone thinks they're funny.

What is it?

[ laughs ]

Look at this Little guy, bro.

Dude. Who would send me a snake Knowing I'm that afraid?

Dude, I don't know, But this guy is really cute.

Look how small he is.

This guy is beautiful. Yeah, whatever.

Oh, look there's A letter in here.

Yeah, there's a letter.

Someone sent you a letter.

It's not your birthday. No, it's not.

Who doesn't like you?

A lot of people.

It says, "Hi, wayde." "Hi, wayde.

I bet you're the one Reading this card

Because I know brett Is too much of a wuss."

Who thinks they're funny? "If brett is brave enough,

I would love for you Guys to come back

And build me a tank In my new house in atlanta.

See you soon, Dwight howard."

Yes! He wants another tank.

Thinks he's funny, though, Thinks he's got jokes.

He got you.

Who's the best practical Joker on this planet?

I don't know. He got you. He got you last time, too.

Oh, there's cairo! Man!

Just do me a favor.

Go make reservations And take that snake with you.

All right. You got it. All right. I'm gonna figure --

You don't want him? No, I'm good.

He gave him to you. No, I'm good.

I'm gonna figure ways To get him back.

I'm sure you are.

I'm gonna give you A great home, buddy.

Brett: dwight howard has been Playing in the nba since 2004

When he skipped College and landed himself

The number one draft pick For the orlando magic.

He's gone on to set countless Records and win dozens of awards

While playing for multiple Teams across the league,

Including the lakers, houston Rockets, and the atlanta hawks.

**

That's it right here.

Dude, this is his house? Holy cow. Look at that thing.

Dude, look at this driveway.

This guy is nuts.

**

I should have started Playing basketball.

Yeah. Good idea.

You think a dunk is putting A donut in your coffee.

Man, oh, man.

I've got a great idea. All right. He wants to

Send me a snake? You ever heard of ring and run?

What's that? Watch this.

What? [ doorbell rings ]

Run!

Hide!

Where am I hiding? Tuck your chin in.

**

Dwight: wayde?

Wayde. Wayde.

You know you can't Hide behind that pole.

I was trying. You bigger than the pole.

If you want to hide, be behind A building, not a pillar.

What's up, man? Oh!

What's up, big guy? Good to see y'all, man.

What's up, man? How are you doing?

I'm doing fine, man.

So did you get The little garter snake?

Of course he did. Did I get it?

I was up on my chair. Did I get the garter --

-why? -I'm still afraid of snakes!

Oh, man. We got To work on that, man.

We're excited to be back. Now what do we got going on?

Man, I just moved To atlanta, man.

This is my brand-new house.

House? It's a hotel.

No, it's a house.

Dude, it took a mile To go down the driveway.

Okay. I want to show You guys the house,

But I need a new tank For all of my snakes.

[ scoffs ] I was afraid of that.

**

Wow, look at That staircase.

-right? -how big is this place?

It's 40,000 Square feet.

Both: 40,000 square feet?

22 bathrooms.

[laughing] 22 bathrooms?

No. Yes. 22.

22 bathrooms?

22. 5 kitchens.

5 kitchens.

Who has 5 kitchens And 22 bathrooms?

Man, 5 kitchens, You the man, bro.

This is my dream house.

They've got a kitchen For all five meals.

There's only three.

Everybody forgets About brunch and dunch.

Oh, dunch? Yeah.

I guess if you have 5 kitchens, You need 22 bathrooms.

[ both laugh ]

All right. Paul blart.

Let's go get some Snacks, paul blart.

Let's go get your snacks. Dude, you got ice cream?

You got a segway For this place?

**

Dwight, you got steps Going downstairs now.

Steps everywhere.

This is my favorite, My superman.

-what is that? -that's the new superman.

And then right here, You know the guy,

If you've ever been To any games,

He's, like, throwing Paint everywhere.

Yes. Flips it around,

Turns it back around And then it's a picture?

Yes.

I got this from the guy. That's awesome.

Dude, that's incredible. Look at that.

**

Back here is jerseys.

Kevin garnett is My favorite player.

Who signed more $100 million contracts,

You or kevin garnett?

Kevin garnett did Because he played longer.

But you're not done yet. I'm not done yet.

I've got about 7 To 8 more years.

You've got that in you? Yes, I do,

But then I'm just gonna go And chill with my snakes.

Oh, there's shaquille. No, this not shaquille.

No? No. It's jermaine.

Jermaine o'neal. There's another o'neal?

There is. Two o'neal's.

Boy, did you Mess that up.

There's only one O'neal in my book.

That's shaq.

Wow, this is A cool room.

Well, I love Playing pool.

Who's that guy you beat? I beat john wall.

Really? Yeah.

I beat him once, And that was it. I quit.

I think he let you win.

No, he didn't let me win. No. He was mad.

You know john wall? He didn't let me win.

Oh, wow.

Marshawn lynch, I beat him in bowling.

And so did I. Yeah.

He got so mad he gave Brett his bowling ball.

[ grunts ]

Yeah!

These are, like, Some of my awards.

You've got your name On the ball.

So I was the youngest player In history to get 20 and 20.

I was 19 years old.

Really? Long time ago.

I was the youngest To get 4,000.

I was the youngest to go from 1,000 all the way to 10,000.

What's this guy right here? What is this?

Well when I played For the lakers...

Is that a game ball?

It's almost Like a game ball,

But they said I'm like A big teddy bear,

So somebody gave me this.

It kind of look like, Wayde, right?

I'm not purple.

If I took you and went...

Yeah, that's wayde! That's you!

All right. I see it. I see where this is going.

All right. I want to see The rest of the house. Come on.

Get away. Let's go. Oh, there's the lego head!

I just don't know If you know this,

But that was the greatest Prank in atm history.

In fact, it was so good It deserves another look.

**

**

Oh, my god!!

He's gonna Kill me, dude.

Ohh!

Dude, I'm sorry.

I'll glue it back together.

I'm sorry.

[ sighs ]

[ grunts ]

[ laughter ]

He's got jokes!

People ask me about That every day.

"Did he really do that? Did he really break your lego?"

I'm like, "No, he didn't Break my lego piece."

You know what? Honestly, I think I like

This game room better Than your last one.

Me, too.

You don't want the tank Down here or anything?

No, the tank is not Gonna be down here.

Okay, 'cause The steps --

I thought about it at first, But it's too much, you know.

I want people to See the tanks.

All right. Let's go. Let's check it out.

-nice, the backyard. -it's the backyard.

Holy cow! Backyard.

Cool pool.

The lake is way Back down this way.

-this place is huge. -the garden is over there.

Wayde: look at the size Of that fireplace.

It's a nice fireplace.

Brett: well, the tank is not Going outside, right?

-the tank is not going outside. -I didn't think so.

I want to show you guys Where I want to put the tank.

-check it out. -ooh, yeah.

Let's come on in here Where the a/c is.

Yes, nice a/c.

This is actually where I Wanted to put the tank...

-okay. -...For the snake.

So here is some of the snakes That I have over here.

Oh. Oh, look.

You've got them All named, too.

Brett: I'll stay over here.

Yeah. Dude, he's got an anaconda!

Don't be afraid. So let me get this straight.

Three $100 million contracts, A 40,000 square foot home,

And that's what you're Holding your snakes out of?

Something out Of office depot?

[ laughter ]

That's a good one.

So what happened With the old tanks?

The old tank is in houston. Okay.

I left houston, Came to atlanta,

But I wasn't able to Transfer that beautiful tank

Which I wish I could have. Got you.

But it's in good hands, So don't worry.

So it's being taken care of? It's being taken care of.

So until I see you guys, This is what I'm dealing with.

Snakes are getting mad. They're talking to me.

One came to the room The other night and was like,

"Dwight, I can't Stay here no more!"

Yeah, that's not good. So this is it this time?

Just, like, 6 or 7 snakes? No. No. No. No. No.

These are the small ones. Small ones, great.

The snake nanny, She has all the big snakes.

The snake nanny? Yes, the snake nanny.

She's good!

Whoa. Look at that guy.

You got to do That right now?

Dude. I got this. I got this.

This is a texas Indigo snake.

People think that This is a cobra

Because of the face, Really smart.

Like, this snake knows My touch and knows my scent.

Like, it actually Knows that this --

It knows who you are. Yeah, he knows you're the boss.

It's crazy. Fascinating.

This snake Is super fast.

Is always looking to See what's going on,

But it's a really Good snake.

All right. Great. Let's keep him over there.

You don't want to hold it? No. No. No. No.

I enjoy making snake cages And stuff for you,

But I don't enjoy that.

You keep it up, I'm gonna Make a call to the nba

And have you traded. Keep it up.

Again? Again, exactly.

All right. So, guys, I just Don't want a snake tank.

I would love to have Fish in here.

So you like the fish Inside the tank?

I love the fish in there. My snakes love the fish.

So, dwight, are these cages here Now from mickey and minnie?

Mickey and minnie Were the snakes

That we built the tank For in houston.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

This is for george And cleopatra.

George is the yellow snake.

This is george. He's a purple retic.

I've had him since He was born.

Oh, george. Hello.

Hi, baby.

Look at george.

Okay. How big Is george now?

He is 16 feet.

16 feet?! Yeah.

Dude, they got a lot Bigger since last --

You've gotten A lot bigger.

He has.

Okay, there's only one person That's got a lot bigger here.

[ laughs ]

I love you.

Well, these can't be Small cages then.

No. No. No. We need some --

We're gonna have to Take this whole area up.

You want us to fill The whole corner?

The whole -- this corner And that corner.

And that corner.

I think we should do, Like, a show piece here,

And since he has so many smaller Ones and babies and stuff,

I don't want This guy getting out.

I think we should do More like a display case,

Like, you walk into, Like, a pet store.

You can actually Take care of them, water,

Have the right heat And moisture,

And I think we should do, like, A whole rack system over there.

I see it now.

"Dwight's..." Condominiums?

"...Condos" on that side.

And then over here... And then over here is...

...The compound. Yes.

The estates a la howard.

Fresh or salt?

Fresh water. Okay.

Yeah, 'cause I want the snakes To really get in there,

Take a bath when they want to, Swim with the fish.

I want some rare fish.

He wants rare fish. Rare fish. All right.

Can you help me out? Definitely we can help you out.

Let us see what our Design team can come up with.

The mansion here, The condo there.

Okay. Well, I know you guys Are gonna kill it

Because the one in houston?

Oh, my god. Everybody is Asking me about that tank.

"Hey, man! How your tank doing?"

"Hey, hey, hey. Hey, good game there, dwight.

How's the tank doing?" Even the coach,

"Dwight, you need to run This play, but hold up.

How is the tank Doing in houston?"

So, I know you guys are gonna Do a good job with this tank.

I'm not worried about that. I just want it bigger

And better than The one in houston.

No problem. You got it, man.

We'll make it Bigger and better.

That's what we do, man.

Let's do this. All right.

But don't let laugh At my tanks no more, man.

I don't have the other one.

Yeah, we got to help You quick, though.

**

Oh, man. This thing Is strong, redneck.

-are you off the ground? -I'm off the ground completely.

We just got back From nba star

Dwight howard's mansion.

What's up, big guy? Good to see y'all.

Yeah. I love Repeat customers.

But when he got traded he had To leave that tank behind.

Now he's going for Bigger and better.

Yeah.

Brett: in dwight's new estate,

We're turning A whole room

Into a massive Snake compound.

Filling one corner, The howard snake mansion

Will consist of a large U-shaped tank on a steel stand.

Inside natural-looking trees And shallow water

Will make the giant Snakes feel at home.

Sandwiched between those will be A 150-gallon fish tank

Filled with a variety Of unique freshwater fish.

With a facade and canopy,

This mansion will top out At 9 foot tall and 12 feet wide.

Across the room, our friends At serpentine obsessions

Will build snake condos For the smaller snakes.

At 12 feet, the longer side Will have eight condo units.

The other side will contain Three larger dwellings

With enough comfort To charm any snake.

Chuy and the guys Got started right away.

Twelve acrylic panels Make up the tank,

And they cut and glue Each piece by hand.

At the same time, brandon began To mold the tree insert.

First, he built the base Out of pvc pipes,

Then glued it together And weighed it down

With sand inside the pipes.

Once that's done, He can begin to cover it

And give it a real tree look.

**

-yo. -what's up?

I just got a text From dwight.

He said to give him a skype. It's an emergency.

Now? Right now.

He said right now.

I hope everything is all right.

Dwight: can you see me? No.

Oh!

There you go. Hey.

What's going down, man? I've got some bad news.

What's wrong? You all right?

I just found out I've been traded.

You've been traded?

Yeah, so I'm Going to charlotte

So I'm gonna be Staying at a condo, so...

I don't think I'm going to

Get the tank anymore.

So... Got you.

You guys are really The first ones to know.

No. No. We appreciate you Calling and telling us,

But I mean, We got to go tell redneck.

We got to tell Everybody to stop.

Yeah, I don't know what We're gonna do, man.

You got traded. What can we do?

Yeah, I mean. I just think that...

I got y'all!

Oh!

Thinks he's funny. That's twice.

Oh, that's funny. So you didn't get traded?

No, I got traded.

I got traded. All right?

But I'm not Giving up this house,

And I am not Giving up my tank.

All right. That's what I like to hear.

It got me All nervous.

You got me Sweating over here.

I thought we had to get rid Of the tank or something.

Also, the tank... I was...

I got the renderings Back from the tank,

And I just wanted To let you guys know

To make sure that you make Two separate tanks.

I know it's One big tank,

But they got to have Two separate enclosures.

I don't want the male And the female

To be mating all the time,

And it risks the life Of the female.

So I just want to make sure I look out for my pets.

Isn't it already Cut and glued?

Mostly, but look At the bright side.

We're building Another tank for him.

You're saying the main big tank, You need that into two?

Yes. Yes.

All right. So when we sent Over the first drawing,

The guys kind of Signed off on it.

Must have been a Miscommunication.

When I said I needed a big tank,

But it just needs To have basically

Two different sides To the tank.

Oh, you're not Joking now, right?

You're not pulling Our leg again?

You're serious? No. No. No.

All right. Let's go run out there

And make sure that We can get it done, man.

Man, hurry up, man. I miss you guys.

All right. We miss you, too. We'll be back soon, buddy.

-redneck! -yeah.

Hey, where's Dwight howard's tank?

Around over there.

Modification time, Take a walk.

Let's go find it.

Modification?

Yeah, I just got off The phone with him.

Wayde: the original design Called for one large tank

So the snakes can Share the same space.

This snake was Supposed to be in here

Hanging out at night

Going to parties, See his girlfriend,

And then go back To his side.

Can't happen. The two snakes Have mated a lot,

And he doesn't Want to overdo it.

So he suggested possibly making Two tanks instead of one.

So this is obsolete Right now?

I would say so.

I'm hoping we can Salvage part of this tank

And build a second One from scratch.

Let's cut this and We'll make two tanks.

**

Now this acrylic goes back To being re-glued,

And we'll have the team insert A black perforated panel

To separate the two Sides of the tank.

**

Redneck, how we doing?

When you two come out here, It's never good.

We're looking good.

So the main thing is is that We want to fill up the tank.

We want the trees To look realistic.

Now, I don't know If we're gonna put

Any leaves on them, Are we?

We're gonna decorate Maybe some areas, nothing,

Or leave them all bark?

I was gonna leave them All bark right now.

Yeah, 'cause redneck Is all bark, no bite.

Just make it look like A nice tree with bark.

You know what I mean? Put some texture on it

So if the snakes Are moving,

They can hold on And feel comfortable.

They can go up to where the heat Is and hang out and chill.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah.

This thing looks... Whoa.

I don't know. It's feeling a little flimsy.

One of the major concerns I have Is the size of these guys.

These guys can get up To 200 pounds each.

Just the thought of that Is making my nauseous.

That's a big snake. That's a big-ass snake.

So we should definitely Do a weight test on this

To make sure it can hold That kind of weight.

Well, if they're gonna be over 200 pounds, that counts me out.

Over 200 pounds?

That's definitely not him. He's over 300.

I'm not over 300. I've never hit 300 yet.

Debatable.

Need to hop up there, king kong, And see what you've got.

Listen, I haven't Hopped in years, bro.

Okay, well... I can hang on it, I think.

If this tree doesn't hold me,

I'm not gonna Feel safe enough

That it's gonna Hold the snakes.

I'm a little concerned, guys.

I'm a little Concerned, too.

I'm afraid to hang On this thing.

Oh.

Oh, man. This thing Is strong, redneck.

Redneck: Are you off the ground?

I'm off the ground Completely.

Can you do a pull-up? No.

[ laughter ]

But this thing is strong.

Strong like b-- oh. Strong like --

Oh! Not that strong.

Redneck: I'm coming down.

Yeah, slower than Molasses. Let's go!

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What?

Dude, you got the point Scratching the acrylic.

**

Hi, honey. What's going on? Wayde: what's going on?

What's always going on? I'm working.

What do you Think I'm doing?

From what I could See, you've been

Shopping online again. Yeah.

It looks like yet Another pair of sneakers

That you've Probably ordered.

How do you know if it's Sneakers in there or not?

It could be a part for The business or something.

'cause I know You well enough...

Uh-huh. Hold on.

Oh, sneakers. Shocking. Shocking.

Well, listen. These aren't Any ordinary sneakers.

These are special. Okay, special sneakers.

These are one of dwight Howard's sneakers, baby.

Look at that, all white. That's nice, huh?

That is nice, 'cause they're Dwight howard's sneakers.

No, I bought them. Look at the name on the bottom.

You see where It says king?

Something king. Non-- You're stupid!

Non-marking. Now look at them.

It's nice, huh? You're out of your mind.

Like them? I do like them.

Are you using this Logo in the tank?

We weren't planning to, but it Actually is a pretty cool logo.

It's just funky looking.

I like it, And it represents him.

Why wouldn't you use it?

See, you need to Use me more often.

I'm gonna get An autograph on here.

I'm gonna hang them up.

Oh, so you're not Gonna wear them?

Well, if he signs them, Then I'm not gonna wear them.

Do you know how much... Signed sneakers

By dwight howard, Come on.

Imagine I had my own pair Of sneakers, and I signed them?

They'd be worth A lot of money.

To who?

Give me my sneakers. Go back to work.

I've got work to do. I'll talk to redneck.

While I plan out how to put Dwight's logo on the tank,

Izzy brought some fish down For the girls to check out.

-hey, izzy. -hey, guys. How are you?

Good.

So you got Dwight howard for us?

I got some really cool stuff. I think he'll be really happy.

So I know that dwight has A very hectic schedule,

So I made sure that I picked Fish that were hardy,

That would eat Almost anything,

To make it nice And fun for him

While he's gone traveling.

Easy and unique.

I got some roseline sharks.

Uh-huh. Wait, sharks In fresh water?

They're not really sharks. They're actually barbs.

They're what? Barbs.

Barbs? So why are they called sharks

If they're not sharks?

The reason they call them sharks Is you can see their dorsal fin.

It's pretty pronounced. Oh, okay.

Like a shark, you know, Their big dorsal fin.

They're found in southern india In very fast moving water.

Uh-huh. So with that shape,

That body shape, They can swim

Through the water Pretty quickly

To avoid predators.

The one thing you have to make Sure you tell dwight,

To make sure he keeps The lid on the tank.

These guys, because Of their body shape,

They're really good jumpers.

So they will jump Out of the tank.

Yeah. Don't they know? No, they don't know.

Fish out of water, They'll know when they're out,

But not before.

Oh, okay. I see.

What else do we Have going in?

Some rainbows to add Some more color,

And there's over 61 different types.

Rainbows? Rainbow fish.

Oh, okay.

They get their Name because

They're kind of Iridescent.

So when the water reflects Off of their scales,

They kind of shine A little bit.

I like that bright Look that they have.

Those like to school. Uh-huh. Yeah, heather, look.

Those two over there look like They're synchronized dancing.

You see them? Like a team, obviously.

Absolutely. Defense!

And what are those Guys right there?

We got striped Raphael cats,

And we've got Chocolate raphael cats.

These guys are actually a member Of the squeaker cat family.

The squeaker? They make noise?

They make noises, yeah. Oh, that's cool.

So if you pull them out of the Water, you'll hear them squeak.

Really? Oh.

That's something they do When they're scared.

Don't catfish usually Get pretty big, though?

Some of them get huge. These guys, however,

Will get about maybe 7 inches, not that big.

Oh, well a dollar Is 6 inches plus 1.

That's not 6 inches. A dollar is 6 inches.

That's a foot. That's about 6.

That's about 7. Listen, whatever.

Seven is my lucky number and my Favorite number, so we're good.

Nice. We're good.

These are beautiful. Thank you.

You did a great job.

Brett: now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Dwight howard has A few exotic snakes...

Find out after the break.

Brett: so which of these snakes Is the longest in the world?

The answer is c.

Native to asia,

The reticulated python Has been recorded

As the longest snake Ever measured

At 25 feet and 2 inches.

That's more than three and a Half times taller than dwight.

They can weigh Over 150 pounds,

Are non-venomous, And live up to 30 years.

These guys are gonna have a Happy and long life with dwight.

We're building two snake tanks For nba star dwight howard.

Wayde: yeah, after A failed weight test.

-ooh. -strong like -- oh!

Redneck has some work to do To get us back on track.

Redneck! Yeah.

What's going on, man? Did you fix the tree?

It's fixed. Can't you see it?

Are we good to go? We're good to go.

You know, I've reinforced it,

Put resins in, Made it really strong.

It isn't going nowhere. I trust your word.

It's good. Okay, fine.

Why does it look A little bit bigger?

Well, I had to add more Polygem to fix the breaks.

You know, I'm a little worried.

I mean, it looks Kind of bigger.

I think you might have beefed It up a little too much

And have maybe increased The length a tad bit.

I want to make sure before This thing actually gets painted

And actually gets Done that it fits.

Because if it doesn't fit, Then guess what?

We're back to Starting over.

Can we dry fit This right now?

If you want to. We're gonna need some help.

Kyle! Yo.

My god. He's playing With his best friend.

Come here. My blue parrot.

Actually, it's Your only friend.

Go get the forklift And the straps, all right?

**

Got it. We're good?

Yep.

Up. Up. Up. Up. Up.

All right. Go ahead. Come forward.

All right. Coming down.

Down, down, down. I'm coming down!

Yeah, slower than Molasses. Let's go.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

What?

Dude, you've got the point Scratching the acrylic.

Well, that's what you're Supposed to be watching.

We've got a problem here, guys. It's sticking out of the door.

It's touching over here.

The point is scratching The acrylic,

And this thing is sitting Flush on top of this acrylic.

We got to pull this thing out. It's got to be cut.

Not only does it not fit, We still have to texture it,

And we still Have to paint it.

Yeah. This is gonna set us back.

You know, we got To do this right now.

It has to be done now. We have to cut this thing now.

All right. Pull it out,

And on the way out, Please don't scratch the tank,

And make more work For yourself.

Hey, red. Let's just Pull it out half way.

I want to cut it Right here.

Not a problem. All right. Pull it up.

**

Keep it coming.

All right, yo. Right there is good.

What are we cutting first?

Where your hand is.

What?

Remember it's not A piece of steak.

Cut it right So we don't have any problems.

You didn't even measure What you're cutting.

Excuse --

You're just coming over here To start cutting.

Do I know what I'm doing?

Obviously not, 'cause it would Have fit the first time.

Oh. Don't you got Something to do?

Can I do this? Go back to The office. Let me handle this.

What's taking you so long?

Go back in the office.

**

All right.

I'm not gonna do this Unless you're gone.

You're making me Nervous.

Don't make me Come back out here.

Well, you're making Me nervous. Go.

Don't make me come Back out here again!

Go!

**

Hey!

Make sure That's straight.

Didn't I tell you To get out of here?

Go! I'm always watching, bro.

You want me To go get wayde?

No, I'm going. I'm going.

**

Brett: Once we were sure the inserts Would fit, we headed down south.

We're in atlanta for Our second aquarium

For my boy... Dwight howard.

First off, you know, I brought My son with me today.

We got to start Them young, right?

We've got different Pieces, right?

So serpentine obsessions, Why don't you guys start

By getting your stuff In place on your guys' area.

The rest of the crew Will start getting our stuff.

Wayde: get on the forklift And get the carts off first.

Brett: this build has A lot of pieces,

And to get all this Stuff off the truck,

It's gonna take a lot of time And a lot of effort.

There's a high point, guys,

So when it goes down It might hit the roof.

Beautiful.

I brought my son Bryce along

So I can teach him The value of hard work.

Now, you grab the snake cages. Daddy won't do that.

How are you gonna Do that?

Good point.

Lift. You got it?

Come on. Walk.

Perfect, Out of the way.

Brett: see, bryce, This is how it's done.

You let all the Other people do it,

And you stand around And watch.

Mm. Good job, guys!

Way to go!

It's being lazy. Shh.

Hey! Did you just Call me the l word?

Yeah, dad.

Hey, you have A lot to learn.

I'm gonna take your fidget Spinner away from you.

Wayde: the forks aren't Long enough, no?

-I've got another idea. -what?

Let's turn it Over to the side?

Sideways? Sideways, yeah.

You know, a normal tank Is square or round or so.

These were awkward From the shapes they are.

They're top-heavy. It's very hard to move,

And they're gonna be very Hard to get off the truck.

Back up!

And guys, hold the weight up So it doesn't crack.

There you go.

Start turning To go that way.

There you go. It's all us holding it.

All right, guys? We're balancing it.

**

All right. Stop. Stop. Stop. Back up.

Bring it in.

What's the clearance On that side?

It's not gonna fit.

-whoa! -stop. Stop.

We're touching that side. Come to me.

Okay, good. We're off now.

Yep. There you go. Come on down.

Don't let it tip over. Down.

-right there! -right there?

I got this. Hold on.

[ grunts ]

-kyle, go down. -back out. Get out.

Good, done. Good.

Now we need to take it from cart Number one to cart number two.

Okay. Let's bring this cart As close as we could.

Brett, hold that cart.

I'm gonna hold this cart, And everyone is gonna slide.

Come on.

-all right. -there you go.

Now slide.

Hold that cart, brett. -we're good.

-come on. -beautiful.

-nice. -perfect, right there.

Beautiful Transition, guys.

**

One tank down, one to go.

Hold that. Push towards me.

All right. Ready? One... -kyle!

-two. Three. -whoa.

-you all right? -we're good. We're fine.

Kyle, back up, Like, a foot.

I'm gonna swing It on the forks.

All right. Hold it right there.

Now guys, let's get it On the forks completely.

All right?

**

**

Unlock the wheels. They're good?

Nice and slow.

Brett: there you go.

-all right. We're in. -boom.

Five more inches.

Watch your fingers with the Steel, 'cause it will catch,

And it can snap your finger when It's in motion, so be careful.

One, two, three!

There we go. There we go. Keep it going. Keep it going.

Keep it going. Keep it going. Beautiful.

Line it up, guys. We're done.

Good job, guys.

**

It's good.

We'll get that seal, Which is fine.

Whoa.

Why you got to Come out with a snake

Every single time I see you?

What you mean? Wayde: a diamond python!

Put that one away. Show him where to put it, wayde.

This is brett. You named that one brett?

Yeah, you like it? I named him after you!

This is a strong And aggressive male.

I know, brett. I love it, but...

Oh, wow.

So this is The mansion over here?

This is the mansion. These are the condos?

That's the condos. Perfect.

Was this your Idea or his?

It's everybody's. We all put a lot of effort.

I'm saying 'cause You're the brains...

I may be the brains. It's okay.

Oh, he's the brains.

You keep it up, man. I used to like you.

-hi, I'm sandra walters. -sandra.

I'm with gwinnett Animal control,

And we got a couple of calls

That there's some exotic snakes

That don't have Permits out here.

We have A filming permit.

Okay, well I need to see Your permit for the animals.

-that's crazy. -for the animals?

No. Just please stop.

Sandra: they said there Were exotic snakes here,

But you can only Film with two,

And also there's a violation Of the lacey act here.

And from what I understand, you guys,

The report says that You're in violation

Of the federal Lacey act,

As well as georgia Code 1-922.

Well, this is The filming permit

That says that Everything should be...

Excuse me. I'm the owner of the house.

We got a call today

That there is some Filming going on

With some exotic snakes. Yes.

And we need to make sure that You don't have more than two.

That's a violation.

When you applied for Your filming permit,

They said there were Exotic snakes here,

But you can only Film with two,

And also, there's a violation Of the lacey act here.

Do you have your permits?

Excuse me, miss. What's wrong? Said you need permits?

Okay, yes. Why?

I'm from gwinnett Animal control.

What do you need -- Okay.

We have a violation Of code 1-922

And the lacey act. Hold on. Wait, hold on.

This is a residential Area, sir.

We're gonna have To remove your snakes.

Come on. Open this up. Let's go.

-miss? -do you have any permit?

[ both laughing ]

I'm sorry. They made me do it.

[ laughing continues ]

Oh, my god. Excuse me, miss.

Miss, please don't Take my snakes.

Please! Please! Oh, no!

They're gonna Take them!

Yes! That was honestly...

That might of been The all-time classic.

That's funny?

You can't ever play Pranks on the best.

That's two times! We're the best, bro.

All right. So does that mean you want

To help us with the rest Of the tank or...

-no. -okay.

All right. Y'all have a good day.

Wayde: all right, man. I don't like y'all today.

He might not like us Right now,

But once he sees the homes We built for his new snakes,

He'll be back To loving us.

Yeah, I'll go get The fish in water.

You get the snakes. Not a chance.

Are we ready for water?

Yeah, we're ready For water, bro.

Let 'er rip.

**

We've got a lot of zoo Med products, too.

It's all the bedding For the snakes.

All right. Let's go. Here we go. What do we got?

I'm all good up here. We're ready for fish.

Albino bushynose Plecostomus.

Albino? Just like a snake. These guys are cool.

They've got appendages On their face

That help them Hunt for food.

Here we go.

Wow, blended right Into the rocks.

Next up, australian Rainbow fish.

These guys are cool. They've got lots of colors,

And they spawn All year long,

But they like to spawn actually During the rainy season.

How do these guys know When it's raining?

They see the drops. The drops?

**

Last but not least, The raphael catfish.

Raphael. You know that's my middle name?

It's your middle name, I know.

This guy right here is nocturnal And comes out at night.

Dude, I'm liking this guy.

**

All right. All the fish are in.

Now, it's time For the big snakes.

I need some help. I'm going to check on bryce.

When dealing with Snakes this size,

You should always have A second pair of hands,

And since brett's off hiding,

I had paul, who built The snake condos, help us out.

They're both Reticulated.

Absolutely, both Reticulated pythons.

We've got an albino, And we've got a tiger.

Now these snakes are the longest Snakes in the world, correct?

Longest snakes in the world. They've been recorded up to 24.

24 feet? That's, like,

Twice as long As dwight howard,

And these guys are From where, from asia?

These are for indonesia.

Reticulated pythons come From southeast asia, indonesia.

You have the mainlands Which can hit the 20-,

You know, 20-, 22-, 24-foot mark.

So the first thing to remember About reticulated pythons

Is that they have a pavlov's-dog Kind of response

When they open the cage because They think it's food time.

So the reason I have this hook Is when you first open the door,

That's usually The dangerous time

You just have To be careful with.

So what you want to do Is you want to go right in

And tap them on the head.

That breaks The feed response,

And then you can grab Whatever coils nearest to you.

Have their face going The other way, away from you,

And once they're Out they're good.

And which side Are we going on?

We should put this one On this side.

Let's do it.

And we'll just feed him Right up on in there.

Oh, look at that, Liking it already.

All right. Welcome to the mansion.

They love hanging out in trees

In warm environments Near water.

Look, she's testing Everything with her tongue.

Yep.

Looking for food You think maybe?

No, just checking out The new environment.

It's cool. I don't care. I'm amazed by it, man.

Look at that. Yep.

Now that we have george Safely in his new home,

It's time for cleopatra To join him.

This is what's Called a tiger.

We call them morphs.

Okay. So this Is not an albino.

This is a what reticulated?

So this is a tiger Reticulated python,

And, you know, we can identify Obviously a visual albino,

But sometimes, You know,

The tigers can carry The albino gene.

The reticulated pythons Will carry the albino gene.

It's just not a visual Manifestation of it.

So that's where All the breeders

Have a whole lot of fun Figuring out how to,

You know, how To pair them up

To make the kind of babies That you want to see.

So it has markings Like a tiger.

Yeah, so that's why It's called a tiger.

It's got some beautiful Tiger markings,

And we're gonna Go in here

And see what kind of mood She's in today.

Let me see how it Likes the new home.

I think she's gonna Dig it like the other one.

She's still wet. She's shedding.

That's right. See, it's coming off.

That means she's growing. That's healthy.

That is.

All right. So Let's lock this up.

We'll clean Everything down.

We'll get ready to Show it off to dwight.

Let's do it.

Dwight: this is perfect! And That's why I love y'all, man.

I'm about to Have me in tears.

We're at nba superstar dwight Howard's house in atlanta.

Ready to show off His tank.

All right, dwight. Come on in!

Oh!

[ laughs ]

Aaah!

I thought you were gonna Pick him up again.

Aaah!

**

This is perfect.

And that's why I love y'all, man.

I'm about to Have me in tears.

Yo, this is great.

Y'all outdid Yourselves, man.

Brett: this is the second tank That we've done for you, man.

So we had to take This one to new levels.

Wayde: the tank in the center Is a custom freshwater tank.

It's 150 gallons. This is the mansion.

The mansion has actually Two very large snake cages.

Took two separate houses, Added a third house

And made it look Like one big house.

This is so beautiful.

We wanted to put Your logo on it.

It has multiple purposes.

It's also ventilation For the snakes.

We put the water on the bottom So they can go inside there

And swim, custom lighting,

Double locks on the top

And also on the canopy. Okay.

One of the things that We knew was important

Was having trees And a replica of the wild.

So wayde actually Tested these trees

To make sure they Hold big snakes.

Mm-hmm.

You've got over 50 fish in here.

You have a cobalt Blue angel.

We have a roseline shark,

And those guys are Shaped like torpedoes,

So they're really, really Fast through the water.

What about this Big fish in the back?

That's the raphael catfish. Are you serious?

Yeah. That's wayde's Middle name.

No, it's not. Raphael.

Like, from The ninja turtles?

Kind of.

Oh, wow.

So this is the mansion.

You ready to check Out the condos?

Yes, please. Let's check them out.

You guys really Outdone yourself.

We worked with Serpentine obsessions.

These have heat. They also have led lighting

Built into them, Ventilation.

They have everything that Your snakes are gonna need.

This is definitely A big upgrade.

Moving on up! Okay!

My snakes are actually Saying right now,

"Thank you, wayde and brett.

We appreciate you, guys.

Yesss."

Brett: dwight came back To us a second time,

This time was an order Twice as big.

On one side of the room We have a custom 12-foot wide,

11-unit condo for dwight's Smaller snakes.

The have plenty of room To safely stretch out and grow.

On the other side, We built a snake mansion,

9-foot tall and 12-foot wide.

It's made up of two Separated l-shaped tanks,

Each with a custom tree

So dwight's huge exotic snakes

Can feel right at home.

In between them is an enclosed Freshwater tank full of fish.

It's like, man, I want To get another house

Just to get another tank. Wayde: I'm game.

This has been A great experience,

But I'd love to stay here and Hang out with you for longer,

But we got to head Back to vegas.

Dude, but that was A great install.

That was great. He's so much fun, though.

Yeah, he's a great guy.

**

Brett: yeah, that was A lot of fun, man.

Oh, it was Definitely cool.

What the [bleep]? Stop the car!

Oh, my god! Aah, snake!

[ laughs ]

I got you back, brett!

Yeah!