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Narrator: On this episode of "Tanked"...

Why don't we build A rocket-ship aquarium?

We make it count down. We make it light up.

We make Fog come out from it.

Why do you want to do A wine bottle?

We are a winery. What else could we do?

They're coming Right now.

Lock the door.

Okay, I'll tell the clients To go home.

The back wheel's In about a foot.

This sucks!

Whoa! Check this out!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

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Captions paid for by Discovery communications

Today, We're in camarillo, california,

Where there's an old-time Soda shop called rocket fizz.

This place is Packed to the gills

With all kinds of treats, And now they want a tank.

Wayde: dude, I'm grabbing a bunch of things.

All right, relax.

Dude, I'm a kid in a candy store.

Dude, you're like three kids In a candy store.

Hey, guys. What's happening?

How you doing? What's happening, guys?

Tell us A little bit about your place.

Wayde: How many stores you guys got?

40.

40 stores? 40 stores. Yeah.

This is Our home-base store.

It's the first one We ever opened.

This is the original. This is it.

And what is it, all, like, Based on really old candy?

We're all about American nostalgia

And bringing back The past.

We built our stores around Old-fashioned candy,

Old-fashioned sodas -- Over 500 different sodas.

I'm going shopping.

And, dude, you guys got The craziest-flavored sodas.

I think to get some Of the creative juices flowing,

I think I need to get some soda.

Bacon soda.

I always wondered How that was gonna taste.

Eat your eggs And drink your bacon.

Ryan: what do you think?

[ laughter ]

Like bacon. That's pretty funky.

It tastes like bacon.

What do you think?

I tell you -- A side of pancakes, I'd be set.

Do you have Something specific in mind?

We really want to make this

The most entertaining place In town.

Also, Fish tanks are nostalgic.

When I was a kid,

I had a fish tank Until I was 11 years old.

We really want To bring it over the top,

But we do want Something tall --

A small footprint Because our store's small,

So we got to really be Conscious of that space.

Yeah, We don't want to take up

Too much Of the product space.

We're thinking about A big soda-pop bottle.

Brett: Soda-pop bottle.

What about maybe we do, like, A freezer aquarium,

Where we open it up.

You could Take the bottles out,

Maybe the bottles are Kept cold or something?

Ryan: no, The only problem with that --

It'll look like The rest of the store.

It may not pop.

You want something That's different and unique.

You got it.

Why don't we build A rocket-ship aquarium?

A what? A rocket-ship aquarium.

These guys are Rocket fizz.

We build a half cylinder With a rocket-ship theme.

We make it count down. We make it light up.

We make Fog come out from it.

We do all kinds Of crazy stuff to it.

Make it sick.

Kids will come in here And go nuts.

Do you ever shut up?

Nope.

Why don't we make it The outside of the rocket ship

Holds bottles So then you could have bottles?

The bottles could Stack around it,

And then it's not taking space Away from your store.

It's enhancing, Giving you more shelf space.

Yep. Perfect.

That's a great idea. What do you think?

Dude, I think The bacon's going to your head.

[ laughs ] Why?

Dude, let's make sure We can do this first.

We can do it. We can do anything.

Are you kidding me? This is easy.

Let's figure it out First.

All systems go. Come on.

What? Everything's gonna Work out fine.

And if it doesn't, I'm sending you into orbit.

Yeah, I heard mars is lovely This time of year.

The rocket fizz job will be A half-cylinder tank

That sits on a steel stand.

On top of the tank, we'll build A rocket-shaped nose,

And covering the stand will be A rocket-shaped shelf

That will display Their unique merchandise.

Under the stand, With the plumbing,

We'll rig a fog machine

That will blow smoke Out of the bottom

And speakers that will give A launch countdown.

This tank is ready For lift-off.

Before we head home, We're cruising down the coast

To malibu family wines In malibu, california,

To meet With ron and lisa semler.

This isn't Your ordinary vineyard.

It's part winery,

Part vintage-car And wagon museum,

And part zoo.

Now the owners want To add a fish tank

To make the estate Even more unique.

Do you guys know

What kind of aquarium You're looking for?

Ron: I think just do This beautiful, big,

Wine-bottle aquarium.

With all the crazy And unique things we have here,

Why do you want to do A wine bottle?

We are a winery. What else could we do?

I mean, god, it makes more sense Than anything.

Ah, see?

We're not The only business partners

That don't see eye to eye On everything.

And this is supposed To make me feel better?

Wayde: Guys, where do you want The aquarium exactly?

This little patio here Would be perfect.

And this is Where we have weddings.

I think it would be fun.

I'm thinking something Maybe the size of that table

In diameter.

That's how big it would be -- Maybe like 10-foot tall.

There's definitely some Difficulties outside.

One is temperature, the sun, But we can do it.

Here's the thing --

A wine bottle's gonna be Very unique.

We've never built one before,

And I can guarantee you, If we haven't built it,

Nobody in the world has Built it.

You know, If you want to add some grapes

And different things,

We could also theme The aquarium out,

Put your logo in there, You know, put your family name.

Lisa: I would just like to see Something a little different,

Something That really stands out.

Let us go back to vegas, Get you a drawing

Of what it's exactly gonna Look like,

And then If you don't like it,

We'll come up With something else.

Okay.

Sound good? Sounds like a plan. Yes.

I'm tired. I'm in pain.

Why?

[ gasps ] [ laughs ]

Holy crap!

You got your braces?!

I paid For braces once already.

For real, though.

I grind my teeth in my sleep Real bad.

My dentist has been telling me For years

That I need braces again.

But I've been making excuses And putting it off...

Until this morning.

I thought you only get braces When you're a kid.

Who asked you to think?

[ laughter ]

Brett: You tell wayde?

Yeah, Of course I told him.

Whether or not he, like, Paid attention

And is gonna realize

That today was the day I was gonna get them,

That's another story.

He doesn't exactly Pay attention.

No, there's no way He's noticing.

How could he Not know?

Agnes: How could he not notice braces?

I guarantee you -- I'll bet you guys

That it's gonna take him At least two days.

A week. Not a week.

A full week?! That's ridiculous.

Really, a week.

If she had doughnuts

Plastered to her teeth, It would take two seconds.

[ laughter ]

I say a week. Hold on. Hold on.

20 bucks apiece. 20 bucks apiece.

We have an office pool.

So you say how long? A week.

Okay. Two days.

8 to 12 hours. 2 hours max.

Maybe a day.

[ chuckles ]

What's going on, Everybody?

What's up?

What's going on, Guys?

Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing?

This is gonna be a tough week, Everybody,

So brace yourself this week

And make sure that you guys work Extra hard, okay?

We got Two really cool jobs.

Both are saltwater tanks.

One is a rocket ship. It's for a candy store.

They make A lot of old types of candy.

I wish I could have Some taffy right now.

I love taffy.

The next one's --

[ laughs ]

Sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. Next one.

Our next tank is Malibu family wines.

How do you like that?

The wine bottle's gonna be Very difficult.

The shape of it -- Its compound bowed.

There's gonna be Multiple seams.

What kind of bracing Are we gonna need

On the top of that tank?

I'm not sure On the top,

But we got to get In and out of it.

With the shape being So difficult,

The bracing's gonna be Different than normal, no?

A lot different.

So it's got to have

A few extra braces, Wouldn't you think?

Yeah.

He's not thinking About the braces.

No?

Not yet. Once I figure Out the tank, then I'll think about it.

[ laughs ]

Is everyone Paying attention?

Wayde, You paying attention?

Are you paying attention?

I'm always paying attention.

Exactly. That's what I told everybody.

Is everything straight?

I think Everything's straight.

So do I. Let's do it.

All right, Meeting adjourned.

Seriously?

How many hints can go Over one man's head?

Frankie: Did you guys order something?

No, why?

Something just pulled up On a trailer.

A big trailer? Yeah, just sitting out there.

Start unwrapping it.

Guys! I just got off the phone With mr. Semler.

He changed the whole design, So it's no more wine bottle.

They want to use this.

I knew his wife was gonna Change his mind.

Unwrap it. What is this?

Pull this off. Let's see what this is.

Pull it off. Let's go.

[bleep] There's no way

This is Holding an aquarium.

What...Oh! [bleep]

Son of a [bleep]

Wayde: Are you kidding me?

Ohh! He lost his tooth.

What is it?

Wayde: no idea. Frankie: let's find out.

We had A wine-bottle-inspired tank

All planned For malibu family wines.

Then a special package arrived At our doorstep.

Yeah, agnes said mr. Semler From the winery called,

And he has a change of plans With the tank.

Unwrap it. What is this?

Pull this off. Let's see what this is.

Pull it off. Let's go.

It's a wagon.

Oh, my god. No duh, it's a wagon.

Thanks. It looks so good.

What is this?

This thing is cool. That's what it is.

Exactly. That looks so cool.

It's cool? That thing's ready To fall apart.

The semlers have all kinds Of antiques on their estate,

And now they want To incorporate

One of these antiques Into their fish-tank design.

Yeah, What are we doing with this?

We're making it Into the aquarium.

There's no way This is holding an aquarium.

And, also, They want to move the tank

From the stone patio To the sculpture garden.

You guys got To figure it out.

Installing a tank On a solid patio --

That's one thing.

If we're gonna Install it on soft grass,

It's gonna require Some extra engineering,

Especially if we use This wagon.

Hey, did you tell him That this was gonna be okay?

Yeah! He's the customer!

What am I gonna tell him -- No?

If you can dream it, We can build it, right?

Yeah, Except this is a bad dream.

[ laughs ]

You can make it work. You guys will figure it out.

This is a nightmare.

All right, well, What do we got to do?

You're gonna Bring it around back.

Redneck's gonna Look at it.

We got to do A weight test on it,

But it doesn't look so good Right now.

While agnes gets more details On the wagon tank,

Me and red have to move on To our other job.

The guys from rocket fizz want To integrate their product

Into the tank we're building, So they sent us

Some soda bottles For inspiration.

Buffalo wing soda.

It's up to redneck and me To come up with something.

Why don't we make The bottle fizz?

Put an air line in.

Maybe we can drill it out

So we'll have the bottle fizzing Right underwater.

Let me see that.

Let's drill some holes In the top.

We'll stick an air line in here, And we'll test it out.

Yeah, it doesn't really look Like it's fizzing, dude.

Why don't we just take The cap off?

And we might be able To put an air stone in there.

Air stones diffuse the air Coming from the air line.

This could be just what we need For fizzy bubbles.

Put that in there now.

I like it. It's actually looking like fizz.

I think The air stone's the key.

I think it's a home run.

All right.

All right, So let's get these dumped out,

And let's get started.

I hate to waste these. I have a better idea.

Red's idea is To have a speed-drinking contest

That pits the employees Against each other.

I'm never opposed to that.

Whoever wins the contest gets A day off.

A paid day off? A paid day off.

A day off? Who made you boss?

It's my shop. It's my rules.

Yeah, this is coming Out of your holiday bonus.

Since when do we get A holiday bonus?

Yeah.

All right.

We'll see Who can drink two the fastest,

And I'll agree with redneck This time --

One paid day off. Whoever wins.

Paid day off. Paid day off.

Deal!

Whatever he gave you, You drink.

Can I switch with him?

No switching. No switching.

No. You're drinking I'm giving you.

Everybody ready? Frankie: yeah, I'm ready.

One...Two...Three.

You're Not even drinking.

Do you know What all those calories

Would do to this?

There's calories in soda?

Frankie's winning.

He's got irwin By a long shot.

There he goes! He's got him! Keep going!

Almost! Who's gonna win? Irwin or frankie?!

Oh, he's getting it All over him!

Frankie's drooling Over there!

Oh, It's the home stretch!

Done!

Frankie wins!

Ohh!

Yeah!!

I should pump frankie Full of soda every day.

He's like a superhero.

[ belches loudly ] Oh!

You all right there, Big guy?

Redneck, I think Because you made us do this,

You should try this one.

I don't want that one.

Why? I don't like pumpkin pie.

Let's see What you got!

I want This one right here.

[ gasps ] [bleep]

Son of a [bleep]

Are you kidding me?

General: ohh! He lost his tooth.

Holy [bleep]

You knocked His tooth out!

Oh, my god!

Let me see!

Wayde: That's his front tooth.

Can you smile for us?

Oh, my god! It is his front tooth.

I'm so sorry. That's not funny.

Dude, seriously, ag. You knocked his front tooth out.

I didn't mean To knock his freaking tooth out.

[ indistinct arguing ] Frankie: let me see.

Ohh, geez.

He should have had The bottle.

You know what, If he drank the pumpkin pie,

He would have been okay.

Don't worry.

We'll take him To heather's dentist.

He'll be fine.

I can't believe This just happened.

Listen to me.

A missing tooth is A badge of honor for a redneck.

Brett: we're off To l.A.'s exotic reef imports

To pick out vineyard- And candy-themed fish

For these two tanks.

Robbie! Your best clients are back.

Hey, so, We got two tanks this time.

Wayde: our first client is Malibu family wines.

Miller: What are we thinking?

I'm thinking since wine, You know, like grapes --

Let's do, like, Green chromis for starters.

A bunch 'cause they school Like grapes.

You know what I mean?

These are your big hand-caught Fiji green chromis.

These guys -- the biggest They get is 3 inches,

So they'll be perfect.

Brett: and the good thing About damsels is

That they're Good starter fish.

These guys are really hardy, Which is great

For a temperature-controlled, Outdoor aquarium.

What else do you want to get For the winery?

I'm thinking Banggai cardinals.

Brett: the banggais are The only members

Of the cardinal family That feed during the day.

So when people come Up to the vineyards,

They'll see a lot of action From these guys.

Miller: The most beautiful cardinal Of them all.

These guys are Actually mouth brooders,

Which means they carry Their eggs in their mouths

And they actually hatch them In their mouths.

After they hatch,

The babies will be Swimming around.

At the sign of danger,

They'll swim right back Into the adult's mouth.

So right here, These guys fit right in

With the winery theme

Because they're all Kind of chilling together.

Let's do some stuff For the rocket ship.

Rocket fizz is all about Bright colors and crazy flavors.

So the fish that we pick out -- They got to be extra sweet.

I thinking Cinnamon clown.

Cinnamon clowns. Here we go.

Oh, definitely.

We got to be careful Because these guys,

When they're in the wild --

They don't really get along well With other clowns.

True.

These guys, they'll do A little bit better

Because they're All captive-bred.

With them being tank-raised, Can we get a couple of them?

Normally, When you have two in a tank,

Then they're gonna start --

There's a potential For them to fight.

If you got Like five or six --

A little mini school -- They'll be fine.

So what do you think Is next?

I think Something like a lemonpeel.

You got cinnamon, lemon -- Like you said, candy theme.

Lemonpeel -- nice. I like the color.

Perfect for a candy store.

Piece of swimming candy.

What are you thinking?

Well, I'm thinking two things.

I'm looking at rob here, And I see his long nose,

And then I see A sharpnose puffer right there.

Dude, come on. Almost twins.

Come on. Check him out.

Look at all the colors. It's like a candy.

You know what I like About puffers, too, is

I like the fact That they have teeth,

And they eat coral,

And it actually files Their teeth down.

Otherwise, They'll keep growing.

The cinnamon clown, The lemonpeel,

And the new species of fish Called the rob-nose puffer.

There you go. I love it!

While we were Picking out fish,

Redneck made up with agnes Long enough

To set up the weight test For the wagon.

We're filling up three barrels With enough sand

To simulate the weight Of the final tank.

Yeah, if this wagon doesn't Hold up, we're corkscrewed.

Very funny.

Redneck, You get your tooth fixed yet?

No! Why?!

'cause I don't know.

Every time you keep walking, I hear whistling.

I think the wind is Cavitating through your tooth

And making noises. It's driving me nuts.

Redneck: I don't like dentists.

Don't lie to me. Tell me the tooth. [truth]

[ laughter ]

Tell me the tooth.

[ laughs ]

Agnes: Don't make fun of him.

All right, red. One fork.

That's heavy, dude. It is.

All right, hold the barrel. Back up, redneck.

Bring it down. Easy.

Right there. Right there. Agnes: looks good, doesn't it?

Brett: yeah, well, so far, But that's only one barrel.

It's gonna be fine, You guys.

Listen, if that barrel goes, It'll crush frankie.

Frankie: right there. Right there. Right there.

Dude, that thing's, Like, bending.

It's bending?

This doesn't look so good.

I don't know. It looks like it.

Frankie: easy. Right there.

[ forklift beeping ]

[ wood creaks ]

Brett: Get out of the way!

Let's try the launch pad, The countdown,

Make sure everything works.

Hit the button.

Computerized voice: [ speaking foreign language ]

It's chinese.

Brett: Malibu family wines wants us

To turn a hay wagon Into an aquarium.

But this thing --

It looks like it couldn't hold A plate of wayde's nachos.

So redneck devised a plan to see If the wagon was strong enough

To hold our 4,000-pound monster Of a tank.

Frankie, get back.

I'm not sure What this thing's gonna do.

It's gonna be fine, You guys.

[ forklift beeping ]

Frankie: ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh!

Oh, man.

You know what? I knew this was gonna happen.

I told you!

Yeah, It's real funny, frankie.

Sorry. Oh, my god.

It kind of was funny.

This is no joke.

Antique wagons -- They don't just grow on trees.

We just destroyed A client's property.

Now we need A serious plan "B."

Agnes: robert, Do you think we can fix it?

Redneck: what?

No, I'm good, But I'm not that good.

Agnes: I guaranteed mr. Semler

That building a tank Into this wagon

Wouldn't be a problem.

So now this disaster's on me.

I'm gonna need to find A new wagon asap.

And to do that, I'm gonna need redneck's help.

Brett: good luck, guys.

[ cellphone ringing ]

Brett: as if this wagon mess Wasn't enough...

Atm.

Hey, What's happening, denny?

...We just got an urgent call From stage house,

The company that's building The facade

For the rocket fizz tank.

They ran into a problem With our design

And want us down there To check it out immediately.

Original idea called

For the smoke machine to be Inside,

And it's gonna be great

'cause the smoke's gonna blast Out of the bottom.

But then it occurred To us,

"Man, every single time

"They want to refill The fog juice in the fogger,

"They're gonna have to pull Every bottle off

"And the whole shelf out, Fill the fogger,

And put everything back."

And that could be, like, A once-every-week thing,

Depending on how much --

It could be Once every one to two days.

We can't do it that way.

Maybe one Of the things we do is

Cut a hole right here

And maybe put some sort Of a fog-juice container

Right there So the people can access that.

But the public would See that.

What good is an awesome tank If it's gonna be an eyesore

Or a pain in the ass For the client?

I'm sure there's got to be

Controls for the lights, As well, right?

Mm-hmm.

So why don't we put A box right next to it,

And what we do is We make that the command center

Where you can do everything From there.

You can actually run the tube Into the box,

Maybe put a button on there Where you push it.

Command center! Captain brett! I like it!

Brett To command center.

Those hoses -- It's a short run.

We'll make it right next to it, And it should be perfect.

So what do you think?

Zoom to the moon.

Blast off? Let's do it.

Brett: Since we're dealing with A small space at rocket fizz,

The command center will sit Right next to the tank

And house everything we need To make this tank blast off --

The fog-machine juicer, Speakers, the controls,

And we'll even add A launch button

That customers can press To initiate the countdown.

Agnes: after we destroyed Mr. Semler's wagon

During the weight test,

I was certain This tank was not gonna happen.

But, unbelievably, redneck has Some local connections,

And we found a new wagon That is gonna be perfect.

We can even do Some dancing on it.

It'll hold, right?

We'll do a little reinforcing, You know?

I think we're good.

It's totally gonna work.

I love it.

Hey! Do you love it?!

Look! Look how sturdy it is!

What are you guys doing, Square dancing?

This one's gonna hold.

It's still Kind of crickety.

It's a better wagon. The old one was a hay wagon.

It was designed just to go out And feed hay in the field.

This one is actually designed To hold barrels,

So it's A more stronger wagon.

Way stronger.

Rednecks know about wagons, Huh?

Oh, yeah.

Just saying It's redneck certified.

Does mr. Semler know That this is a different wagon?

Of course. I've sent him photos of it.

Wayde: And he agreed to it?

He loves it.

He actually likes this one Better than the other one.

Good job, redneck.

Don't worry. I won't punch Any more teeth out.

Now that we got another wagon,

We can Finally roll this tank out.

The first thing we'll have to do Is firm up the wagon

With some extra steel supports Just to be safe.

The tank will take up Half the wagon bed

With the plumbing, heating, And cooling hidden behind it.

Canvas will cover The top of the wagon,

And the inside of the tank will Look like a miniature vineyard

Complete with wine barrels, Vines, glasses,

And a special bottle Of aged red.

This tank will pair perfectly With the vineyard.

Number one, I didn't type up the invoice.

Where they got it from --

I'll check my records To find it out.

Wayde. Wayde: what?

Come in here.

Have you seen This invoice?

I don't even know Which one you're talking about.

This shipping price --

There's no way It could be right.

General: I don't think It's right, either.

It's not. It's wrong.

Brett: Heather got braces two days ago,

And everyone in the office Noticed except for wayde.

He's oblivious

To anything that isn't covered In powdered sugar.

So we had an office pool To see how long

It would take him To figure it out.

The shipping's Definitely wrong.

General: I said the shipping is wrong Soon as she sent it to me.

I know it's wrong,

But I don't know Where she got the figure.

So you do shipping, She does the invoice,

And no one knows What's going on --

You got braces?

Uh, two days ago.

Yes! I win the office pool!

General: I can't believe it.

You sleep with her. You're with her.

You're doing everything With her.

Frankie: what happened? I won the office pool!

I had one day.

Winner, winner, Filet mignon dinner.

How could I lose?

I don't understand how I could Possibly lose this bet.

Everyone had a pool On this?

Everybody had a pool, baby. Unbelievable.

I didn't know.

'cause you don't pay Attention.

You said, "We're going to get braces."

I thought You were taking the kids.

How would I know?

No, I to-- The kids have braces already!

I thought you were Getting them fixed or Something. I don't know.

What do you want me to do? I'm going back inside.

The only thing that matters is That I won.

And you need to give

Your dentist's phone number To redneck.

[ laughs ]

You know, I kind of feel bad I didn't notice.

You should.

Terrible husband.

Brett: and now it's time For a quick fish fact.

We all know You can turn grapes into wine,

But which fish is able to turn From a male into a female?

Find out after the break.

Brett: The answer is "C," clownfish.

Schools of clownfish are Always led by a female.

When she dies,

The dominant male of the group Will transform into a female

And take over the school.

This is Actually a survival technique,

Since all clownfish are Born as males.

Malibu family winery tank is Coming together,

But we need To check the plumbing

To see if it will fit Inside the new wagon.

What's going on, bud? What's happening?

The plumbing's all done In here.

I see you got A mock-up wet/dry.

Yeah. You got the skimmer.

He's missing the chiller.

Yeah, Where's the chiller?

It's right here.

Ooh. That's kind of big.

That ain't gonna fit Under here.

This is an outdoor tank, So the heater/chiller might be

The most important part Of the project.

Without it, we can't control The environment for the fish,

And their safety is Our number-one priority.

And there's no room Underneath at all.

No, we've plumbed everything -- All the plumbing.

This is gonna be One big piece.

And you already got shelves,

So we can't put it Up underneath any shelves.

And that white line --

That's the actual interior Of the wagon.

Wayde: you got it. That's the wagon.

Hey, Let me ask you a question --

What did you do With those barrels

That came With the shipment?

There's two up front And three in the back.

I got a really good idea. Hold on a second.

That's definitely Not gonna fit.

Dude.

What?

Why don't we get redneck Or aaron --

Cut a hole in here, right, Build a shelf.

Put the chiller In there.

Put the chiller Inside the unit.

We'll cut another hole In the other side to vent it.

Stick it Right next to the unit.

So you're gonna see the wagon With the barrel in the side.

So it's like camouflage. Exactly. Yeah.

Kind of cover it up And keep it hidden.

That's a good idea.

Good idea? That'll work.

So that solves The problem.

So just get with redneck. Cut it open.

All right, dude, come on. I got work to do.

You got work to do? Exactly. Come on.

[ chuckles ] All right.

Maintaining this genius -- That's a full-time job.

Once we got the wagon Strong enough

To hold the winery tank, It was a scramble in the shop.

Redneck crafted Some wine-themed props

For the inside of the tank.

The plumbing got assembled.

And chuy and the boys finished Some last-minute seam work

On the tank itself.

Wayde: For the rocket fizz tank,

Redneck and his team did A badass job on the insert.

The coral really looks like It's growing

Around the soda bottles.

Once the insert was done,

We drilled holes At the bottom of the tank

So we can run air lines To our bottles

So they fizz Once the tank is filled.

Now it's all systems go On the install.

One, two, three.

Can you do this?

Don't scratch anything, All right? Be careful.

This shop is packed With all my favorite things,

But that means we don't have An inch to spare

On either side Of the tank.

Are the bulkheads hitting The bottom now?

I got it.

Brett: the tank's in place, And everything is looking good.

All we need to do is Put the sand and water in,

And the fish re ready For their new home.

Beautiful.

Fill this up.

Dude, the fish are gonna Love this water.

Ready to do this, wayde? Let's go, buck.

Sharpnose puffer.

I like that sharpnose puffer, Huh?

Yeah. Look at that guy.

There's a lemonpeel.

Perfect In the candy store.

Look at him go.

There you go -- Potter's angel.

Oh, he's gonna go great With the lemonpeel.

Last but not least, Cinnamon clown.

Beautiful.

Awesome.

All right, look. That was the last fish.

Let's test everything. Let's show this bad boy off.

Careful.

Wayde: Grab that side, brett.

Don't scratch the tank.

Lift it up over the lights, Brett.

And the back filter. Okay, there we go.

My favorite part of the tank is The command center.

When you push a button, It sets off a launch countdown

And triggers a fog machine To make it blast off.

And it was my idea.

Let's try the launch pad To countdown,

Make sure Everything works.

Hit the button.

Computerized voice : [ speaking foreign language ]

What is that?

It's chinese. That's not chinese.

That's, like, Korean or something.

No, it's japanese.

Whatever. We got to fix it. We can't have that.

Houston, We have a problem.

So we're back At malibu family wines

To install the wagon tank.

In order for us

To get the tank off the trailer, We need to forklift it.

Try it now slow.

No.

The back wheel's in About a foot.

Wayde: the tires are spinning. Mud's going all over the place.

I'm tearing up This guy's property.

This sucks!

We're this close to finishing The rocket-ship tank.

The way it's looking is like This launch is not gonna happen.

But the countdown -- It's in a foreign language.

There's got to be something. There's got to be something.

Did it say on the package -- English, chinese, japanese?

It said, "Made in china."

Wayde: Always last minute, brett.

Does it say "Language" on there Or something like that?

There's an s.D. Card In here.

Okay.

Why don't you go see If you can

Throw that on your computer And try to fix it?

I bet you The programming's on there.

There's got to be A button or something on there.

Just put, "United states, English," okay?

Rocket fizz is All about americana.

And you get a countdown machine From china.

What? I got a good deal.

All right, it's fixed. It was in chinese.

You saved the day.

I'm glad you came On the job site with us.

Throw that thing back, And let's give it a whirl.

Test run. Go.

Computerized voice: 10, 9, 8, 7...

All: Six, five, four...

Wayde: dude, I think he just pulled up.

Kyle, shut it down.

They're coming right now. We don't have time to test it.

We got to get The bottles on.

Bring the cases Over there.

Right there behind you.

Lock the door.

All labels out, guys.

Show off the product.

This freaking thing holds Like a hundred bottles.

Whoa! Check this out!

Unreal!

Powells: this is amazing! It's a rocket!

Amazing!

This tank is americana. It looks just like the 1950s.

It's retro.

Exactly what our stores are All about.

You've re-created our logo Into a real rocket ship.

I'm looking at this tank, And I'm thinking,

"Do I look at the fish?

Do I look at the soda They put in it?"

See the bottles coming out Through here?

Is that all pumping Through there?

It's all pumping Through there.

That is awesome!

Powells: Like the lids just pop off And start shooting.

That's rocket fizz.

It's fizzing out. It's fizzing out.

Bacon in there. He's got apple pie.

Our martian soda's there.

Peanut butter and jelly.

Martian soda, Peanut butter and jelly.

Wayde: you got custom lighting On the canopy.

On the bottom here is Your display shelf

That's all built-in All the way around.

Brett: when we first met, You said this was, like,

The main spot For your store.

So not only do you guys gain Something on your floor space.

You're now gaining something

To show off your product, As well.

Everything that is our brand is Literally in this fish tank.

Not only did we theme The aquarium,

But we themed the fish, As well.

We have A lemonpeel angel in there.

That's a blueface angel.

Okay, it's in the process Of changing as it gets older.

It's gonna get, you know, More bright, vivid colors.

One of my favorite fish is This goatfish.

He has these two prongs.

He goes down. He sifts through the sand.

He's doing it right now. See how he sifts?

He's looking for candy Right now.

And then we also have A sharpnose puffer in there,

Which has A lot of unique colors on it.

That looks like candy.

Our stores are real colorful. That's perfect for our stores.

And you also, guys, have A little special surprise here.

You have a command center.

Brett: here we go.

Everyone count down with me From three.

All: three, two, one.

Whoa!

Brett: What do you think of that, huh?

This rocket took off. I was happy.

Powells: there's all the colors On that one.

Ryan: That's the real label.

Everybody's gonna Love this tank.

This is beautiful.

With one tank done,

We're hauling the next one Down the coast

To malibu family wines For the outdoor install.

The ground is really wet here, And I'm really concerned

Because we have to use The forklift

To get the tank Off the trailer,

And there's a good chance That the forklift could

Get stuck in the mud.

I say we lay down That 3/8 plywood

Right here And right there.

If we put some plywood Down on the ground,

This will distribute The weight of the forklift

And keep us from sinking Into the wet grass.

Am I in the mud On that side yet?

Come forward slow. See what happens.

The problem is that we can Only find a few pieces of wood,

So we're gonna Have to keep on moving them

So we can try to keep our wheels On solid surface.

This is like A three-ring circus.

Try it out slow.

No.

You think if I drive, It won't sink as much?

[ snickers ]

Am I just spinning up The dirt?

The tires are spinning. We're rocking it back and forth.

Mud's going All over the place.

I'm tearing up This guy's property.

It's just slipping.

The back wheel's in About a foot.

I feel like we're in new york In a snowstorm.

The forklift sunk in About 8 inches.

We still have to get the wagon Off the trailer.

We have the tank. We have the steel stand.

Right now I'm in a really bad mood.

This sucks!

Oh, Something's leaking.

We're filling the tank, And all of a sudden,

Water starts to pour Out the bottom of the aquarium.

Wayde: this sucks!

We're back At malibu family wines

To install the wagon tank.

The forklift is Completely stuck.

We need it to get the aquarium Off the truck,

And we are at a standstill.

The back wheel's in About a foot.

Might as well call

And cancel our plane tickets For another day.

That thing's buried.

We can't push it out. We can't pull it out.

We can't drive it out.

We're not gonna waste Any more time right now.

What we're gonna do is We're gonna

Actually manhandle the tank Off the trailer

And get this thing in place.

We're running out of time.

Watch your feet coming around, Guys.

There's All sorts of obstacles.

Redneck, Watch your left leg.

All right, That's good.

Bring it down. Keep coming.

Bring it all the way down. Watch yourself.

We're right at the edge, Guys.

Here it comes. Let it down.

A little more.

Right there.

How's it look? It looks good?

Brett: Yeah, it looks good.

I'll start leveling up.

The next step is to bury Steel plates in the ground

So the legs of the stand have Something sturdy to rest on,

And the tank is Completely level.

Robin: Feeling good, redneck?

This front's got to come up A little bit more.

Oh, yeah. That's nice.

All right, redneck. So we're good this way here.

Okay.

You already saw How soft the ground was

With the forklift.

If we didn't have These steel plates,

The tank could Possibly tip over on the ground.

One, two, three.

[ grunts ]

Come on. All right, end's up. Hold on.

This tank weighs A quarter ton.

Having a forklift wouldn't be That bad right now.

Up. Hold on. We good?

One, two...

[ all grunting ]

Push. [ grunts ]

Wayde: good job, guys.

Brandon and red,

Let's get the filters going In the back.

We're gonna Finish up the canopy,

Get the sand and water in, And put fish in today.

It's extremely cold out here.

If we're gonna get this thing Done on time,

We need to all work hard And fast.

Redneck: are we okay?

No. Oh, Something's leaking?

Yeah, I know. I'm looking for...

We're filling the tank, And all of a sudden,

Water starts to pour Out the bottom of the aquarium.

Just not tight? Valve's not tight?

It's too damn [bleep] Cold.

I know it's cold.

I know the piping didn't tighten Quick enough.

No biggie, red. It's just a ball valve.

My hands are Too cold to move.

[bleep]

Couple more, red. I think you got it.

Couple more.

There you go. Good. Good. That's it.

Oh, You got another one.

Redneck tightens up The first one,

And next thing you know is A second one springs a leak

All over redneck's head.

It's the first shower he's seen In a while.

Everything is So cold out here.

You don't want To over-tighten this stuff,

Or you'll crack it Right from the start.

And we don't need Anything cracked.

You know what? Luckily, it was Just a couple of valves.

No gluing had to be done.

Redneck got the pliers on there, Tightened everything up,

And we're good to go.

There we go.

Whoa! Redneck!

What, did you pull that Off your truck?

[ laughs ]

Dude, what do you need A toothpick for?

You need teeth first.

[ laughs ]

You need teeth To need the toothpick.

[ laughter ]

Redneck: How does it taste, guys?

Not bad for having

A bunch of cow [bleep] And stuff On it, huh?

That explains his breath.

Wayde: Now it's time for my favorite Part of the install --

Adding the fish.

They found their home, Huh?

Green bird wrasse? Green bird wrasse!

Hey, the nose kind of looks like A bottle opener.

Oh, that looks great. Doesn't it?

Are we ready To show this thing?

Go get them. All right, let's do this.

Come on, guys.

Oh, my god!

What do you think, huh? This is amazing.

Ron: Unbelievable, huh?

Oh, wow.

You did it. Thank you.

You absolutely did it.

I think this is amazing. I love what you did here.

We wanted to do Something unique for you.

You sent us the wagon,

And we wanted to make it Old-fashioned to kind of fit in

With what you guys have Going on here.

The tank itself is custom, And we have a chiller

That's built in a barrel Off to the side

That actually chills The aquarium and also heats it.

When it gets cold out, It'll regulate

The temperature inside it For the fish.

Brett: if you notice, we have A lot of the light-green fish,

And those guys are called Green chromis.

They like to school together,

And those are supposed To represent a bunch Of green grapes

That you guys grow here On your vineyard.

We have the magnificent Foxface fish in there,

And we have The green bird wrasse.

The green bird wrasse has A long beak,

And it actually looks like A bird.

We also have The redtail butterfly,

Also known As the pakistani butterfly.

In the wild,

They eat a variety Of different coral and polyps.

Inside your aquarium, They'll eat shrimp, squid.

They become carnivores At that point.

We wanted To incorporate the hay

To kind of cover All the plumbing.

And what that's gonna do --

It's gonna Give your clients a photo op.

I can assure you That this will be

The focal point Of malibu wines.

This is way better Than a wine bottle.

You're right. You're right again.

Once again, She's right.

See? That's how a husband should act.

I bet you Mr. Semler would have noticed

That his wife got braces.

Would you Let that go already?

If I wasn't so busy Delivering

Two out-of-this-world tanks This week,

I would have noticed.

The 200-gallon Rocket fizz tank will

Have customers seeing Stars.

It's 10 feet tall,

Can display 100 soda bottles On the outside

With a few fizzing away On the inside.

And the coolest part -- It features

An interactive command center That makes you feel like

You're blasting this rocket Into orbit.

For the next job,

We went from high-flying To high-class.

The 400-gallon Malibu family wines tank

Weighs in At a hefty 4,000 pounds

And is supported By a 200-year-old antique wagon.

While they enjoy A glass of wine,

Visitors can check out The wine-themed props

And enjoy the 200 fish

In their new outdoor, Climate-controlled home.

These tanks turned out Great

But not without A few sacrifices along the way.

A wagon was lost.

Frankie: ohh!

A forklift was lost.

Little more. Almost. Little More. You got it. You got it.

Even a tooth was lost For a little while.

Here. [ gasps ]

Holy [bleep]

And since redneck's been Too busy to get to the dentist,

I found a way to make him feel More comfortable

Until he makes An appointment

To get That jacked-up grille fixed.

I went to the store, And I got some teeth.

[ laughs ]

These are disgusting.

[ laughs ]

[ laughs ]

Wayde: Redneck to wayde's office.

[ laughs ]

Here he comes. Here he comes.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Yes, sir?

We need to go over A few jobs.

What's going on?

How are you doing?

[ laughter ] Oh, really?

Has the tooth fairy been By lately?

[ laughter ] That's real funny.

You too?!

[bleep]

[ laughter ]

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