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Wayde:
On this episode of "Tanked"...

Brett:
What a beautiful campus.

Our mascot's the devil.

Shape of the devil,
Maybe some flames or something.

We could definitely
Do something with flames.

Both: ohh!

I want it
Just like a top hat.

He can do it. I like to
Challenge them, you know?

Wayde: how long will it take
To do another one of these?

We're not gonna have the time
To rebuild this.

Oh, man.
We're in trouble.

That is great!

What do you guys think?

[ cheers and applause ]

Hot, hot, hot, baby!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers
Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds
Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one
Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business,
For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced
Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett:
And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight,
But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it,
We can build it.

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[ telephone ringing ]

Heather usually handles
The billing for atm,

But for some reason,
The general took it upon himself

To manage this one account,
So I had to look into it.

Something
Wasn't adding up right.

I just got off the phone with
This client that owed us $1,000.

The guy said that he worked
A payment plan out with you,

That he took care of it
With you.

Yeah, I took care of it.
He's all right.

How did he pay you?

Payment can be done
In many, many different ways.

Did he pay
Or didn't he pay?

It depends on how you want
To look at it, okay?

In this case -- whoa.

In this case,
He paid it in trade.

In trade.

What did he pay you in --
Sweat suits?

No, no.

He said he could get me
10 tickets for celine dion --

Backstage passes --

And I figured everybody else
Would like that!

I don't even like
Celine dion!

Did you ever see celine dion?
It's the hottest ticket!

I got $250 tickets!

That's $2,500 for $1,000!

That's not good enough
In trade?!

Not when I don't like
Celine dion.

I don't have any time
To argue right now.

I got a consult.
I help, I help, I help.

Whatever I do,
It's never any good.

My dad is always
Full of surprises.

Yeah, I would've never pegged
Him for a celine dion fan.

No, I meant the barter system
That he's got going on.

We better have heather
Double-check the books.

We're heading to fairleigh
Dickinson university

In madison, new jersey.

Every year, the graduating
Seniors leave a gift

For future classes
To remember them by.

This year,
The senior class

Wants to top
Every class before them

By presenting an aquarium
To the university.

Yeah, this class
Has got some class.

We're meeting
With the dean of students

And the class
Gift committee.

Hey!
Brett: what's up, guys?

How are you doing?
All right?

Doing well.
I'm brett. This is wayde.

So, this is
The student center.

This is where, like,
All the action happens.

This is the hub of all activity
On this campus.

So, tell us
What you guys want.

Well, the senior class --
They always give

A traditional gift --
A bench, a clock.

We have a lot of beautiful
Grounds around the campus.

But we don't have a lake.
We don't have a pond.

And they thought
Of an aquarium.

Past gifts to the school
Were a clock and a bench.

This aquarium will kick
The clock and bench's butts.

Why don't you guys show us
Where you want the aquarium?

Our campus pub. We think
It'll be a great place.

Beautiful.
That's right up my alley, too.

This room is more than just a
Pub. It's a multipurpose room.

So, do you guys actually
Serve alcohol in here?

Right here on campus.
Keeps them safe.

Have a beer
And walk home.

Safety first. I like
This school's philosophy.

You just like the pub.

Wayde: you guys have
A lot of space here.

We can build
Anything you guys want.

We're thinking of something more
Of, like, a little showpiece --

You know, maybe something,
Like, behind the bar.

Maybe something
By the bar?

Wayde: getting it back here
Could be an issue.

Then the tap should definitely
Have to come out of there.

Can't really have a pub
Without beer taps.

Maybe you put it, like,
In the dead-center

So everybody in the room
Can enjoy it at the same time.

Yeah, this is
A good spot.

Matter of fact, you've got
Something pretty much outlined

On the floor right here
Like a big rectangle.

Something like that, everybody
Would be able to see it.

Everything in here's already
Square -- the tables, the bar.

What about maybe,
Like, round, or...?

Know what would be great
Right here?

What's that?
A racetrack.

What's that?

Racetrack is basically
Where both ends of the tank

Instead of being flat like this
Are round like this,

So when you look at it
From the top,

It actually looks like
A racetrack.

That'd be great.

What about theming? What
Did you guys have in mind?

Our mascot's the devil,

So maybe we could have
The shape of the devil,

Maybe some flames
Or something like that.

Anything maybe inside
With flames we can do?

Fire? Acrylic? Water?
Inside?

That's a no-no, brett.

Yeah, I usually like to say
Yes to anything, but --

I'm not saying no.

We could definitely
Do something with flames.

On the inside?
Outside, 100%.

Inside might be difficult.

But you know what?
These guys can figure it out.

You can figure it out!

Kenzi: okay.

We'll get this fdu devils tank
Reflecting school spirit

With one massive,
Red-hot showpiece.

Before you guys go,
I got a favor to ask.

When you come back
For the install,

Would you mind speaking
To one or two

Of my entrepreneurial
Studies classes?

You want us to speak?
Oh, definitely!

I'd love to speak! Can't you
Tell I don't like to shut up?

[ scoffs ]
That's for sure.

That's gonna be great.
I can teach the kids.

I can tell them
The whole story.

Brett: what do you mean,
You're gonna teach them?

I'm a much better speaker
Than you.

Who do you think they're gonna
Want to listen to -- you or me?

This isn't cooking class.
Do you think it's sports 101?

I'm gonna start writing
My speech now.

Okay, well, whatever.
I'm gonna type my speech.

Brett:
Back in vegas, we're meeting
With david, raphael, and janet

Of d bar j hat company.

Wayde:
How are you doing?

Brett:
D bar j handcrafts custom hats

Of all shapes and sizes.

They've had some big clients

Like clint black
And tony curtis.

Are we underdressed
Or something?

You guys are really dressed
Really nice.

No, you're good.
We're going out dancing

After we get through
Chatting with you, so...

Beautiful. All right.
I feel a little better.

These guys look like they just
Stepped out of a time machine.

Well, why don't you guys show us
Where you want the aquarium?

That'd be great.
Back here.

Brett: d bar j just moved
Into a newly renovated studio

Which will serve
All sorts of purposes --

Entertainment, dance lessons,

And, most importantly,

A workshop where
They can make their hats.

They want a tank to act

As a centerpiece
For their new facility.

Wayde:
Wow. Look at this place.

Brett: it's pretty cool
Back here, too, huh?

Let me ask you a question --
How'd you get dancing, hats?

Hats, dancing --
How'd that come about?

I was on a country-western
Dance team,

And all our hats
Were getting messed up,

So I started repairing them,
And it turned into a business.

There you go.
Cool.

I see you guys
Have an aquarium.

We need a bigger aquarium.
[ laughs ]

We want an indoor koi pond,
Basically -- big tank.

We moved into
This great facility,

And we need a tank
That matches this facility.

Brett: so, you want to
Step it up with a new fish tank.

Janet: exactly.
Sounds good to me.

I want it
Just like a top hat.

Take the sunglasses off.

Don't stretch her hat out.
[ laughs ] There we go.

Wayde: dude, in that top hat,
I look like fred astaire.

More like fred accini.
Who?

Fred accini?
Alfredo?

Wayde: this hat
Goes straight on the side.

I don't want it like this.
I want it to be flare-topped.

You want the top to flare out
A little bit all the way around.

Raphael: since we entertain here
Quite a bit,

We'd like the brim flat

So we can put chairs around it
So you can sit.

So you want this part to be like
A bar going around the tank.

Janet: we need some hats
In there, of course.

Brett: hats inside the tank?
Yes.

We can't just stick hats
In the tank.

The material can break down, and
That can be toxic for the fish.

There's one more
Little catch.

We just moved
Into our new facility.

We were thinking about having
Our grand opening.

We'd really like to celebrate
The tank and the building.

We need it in two weeks.

That's not too bad.

You guys are here in vegas,
So we don't have to ship it.

So it gives us two full weeks
Of working time, so --

I like to challenge them,
You know?

All right, guys, we'll get some
Drawings and some renderings,

And once we get your approval,
We'll get things moving.

We'll see you guys
In a couple of weeks.

We can do that.
Sounds good?

Brett: back at the shop,
It's morning-meeting time.

All right, guys. We got two
Challenging tanks this week.

First tank is fdu.
They want flames in this tank.

Fire? Fire in fish tanks?
Well, something like that.

It's gonna be difficult.
We're gonna discuss that.

The second challenge job
That we're gonna have

Is the tank itself
Is gonna be a hat,

And then when you look
In the tank,

There's gonna be multiple hats
Inside the tank.

You can't put hats
In the tank

Because they're
Gonna break down.

He knows.
He's the hat expert.

How am I the hat expert?

Look at everybody. Who's
The only one with a hat on?

That makes me a hat expert,
'cause I wear a hat?

At least you're an expert
At something.

A little decorum.
A little decorum.

Let's get the meeting on.

"Decorum"? From a guy
That lets paying customers

Off the hook
For concert tickets?

That's rich.

All right,
Next order of business --

There are some clients
That owe us money.

I want you to use some
Of your collection skills,

So I had helen
Print out a list.

So, I want you to go over
The list, read it out,

And find out
Whose clients they are.

There's a lot of money on
That list. We need to collect.

Well, the first one owes $7,500.
It's anita bath.

$4,376 --

Out of dallas, texas,
Mya buttreeks.

One more time --
What was the customer's name?

Mya buttreeks.

[ laughter ]

We got almost $80,000
That's outstanding,

And you guys
Are all laughing.

I don't think it's funny.
What's the next one?

From dallas, texas --
Drew p. Wiener.

[ laughter ]

I mean, you want me to collect
This stuff or not?

Are you -- wait a minute.

You guys were trying to make
A fool out of me, weren't you?!

You know,
That's [bleep]

Mya buttreeks --
Line two!

[ laughter ]

Once our meeting was over,

We finished our rendering
Of the top-hat tank.

Our top-hat tank
Will be a cylindrical tank

With 360-degree views.

We'll flare out the canopy
On top to disguise the lighting

And wrap a bar around the bottom
Of the tank to create the brim,

Finishing it all off
With a beautiful ribbon.

Instead of pulling a rabbit
Out of the hat,

We're gonna place
Exotic koi fish inside

Along with various other hats.

My dad was feeling bad
About trading money owed to atm

For celine dion tickets
Without checking with us first.

So, to make him feel better,
We told him if he did

Some extra work around the shop,
He can pay off his bill.

Hey, you missed
A spot.

And he better get a hose
And a real big mop

'cause redneck is about to
Show us a fire experiment

For the fdu aquarium.

Flames and water
Don't go together,

So I got to put a tube in
This tank so there's a dry area,

But now I got to figure out

How to keep flames going
In this tube.

We're trying a little propellant
To see how it reacts.

You're doing what?

Trying some propellant.

This can't be good.

How much you think?
Keep going!

Keep going?
Yeah. Why not?

You might want
Some safety glasses.

I'm gonna
Lower the can in here,

And then
I'm gonna take a match

And light a match
And drop it in.

Hey, what do you think is
Gonna happen to the acrylic?

Honestly, I don't know
Exactly what it's gonna do.

I've never tried it yet.

Brett: oh, boy.

You ready?
Let's go.

I'll send you
Some pictures.

Oh [bleep]
What?

Oh, man.
We're in trouble.

She wants the top
To flare out.

We're not gonna have the time
To rebuild this.

Brett: we're making a tank for
Fairleigh dickinson university,

And their mascot is the devil.

The students --
They want flames in the tank.

I don't know
How to make this happen,

But redneck --
He jumped right into it.

We've already put
Some propellant in the can.

That's flammable, right?
Yes.

Both: ohh!

All right. All right.

That's definitely
Not gonna work.

It ain't going
To the customer, dude.

They're not pouring stuff in,
Flames shooting.

Real flames
Ain't cutting it.

We need a constant flame

That you hit with a switch
Or something.

How are we gonna do
Flames, then?

What about --
I'm thinking, like, a fake --

You ever see those things
With the fake flames with,

Like, a fan up underneath it,
And it kind of blows upward?

It has a light underneath it
With a fan,

And as it moves,
It looks like fire.

That's what I think
We should put in there.

We're still a little hazy

On how we're gonna get flames
Inside the tank,

But one way or another, we're
Gonna build a red-hot aquarium.

A custom-made steel stand

Will hide the plumbing
And filtration.

A 5-foot-tall flame facade
Will wrap around the stand.

A seamless, 8-foot-long
Racetrack tank

Will look smoking-hot

With flames we'll somehow
Put inside the tank.

We'll keep the fdu devils theme
Going with flame-colored fish,

And to keep the freshwater fish

From being freaked out
By the fire,

We'll add
Some comforting elements

Found in a natural environment,
Like live plants.

We're off to segrest farms
In florida.

Segrest is one
Of the world's largest

Wholesale fish distributors

And our go-to
For anything freshwater.

First up,
Koi for the hat tank.

Mike: these are 7- and 8-inch
Butterfly koi.

They call them butterfly fins
'cause their pectoral fins

Are all stretched out like
That -- long and flowing.

These guys are only
About six months,

Even though
They're pretty big.

We import our koi
From the far east.

Out there the ponds are really
Warm, so they grow real fast.

Wayde: these guys have been bred
For centuries

To get their colors
And markings.

We have dog shows
Here in the united states.

They got koi shows over there.
It's true.

The second tank
That we have

Is for fairleigh dickinson
University.

They're called the devils, so
We're gonna make it a fire theme

And it's gonna be
All freshwater.

There's actually a fish
Called the red devil,

But they're very aggressive.

We're gonna look
For the hybrid red devil

Because they play
A little nicer.

The rose queens
And the king kong parrots --

Those guys are both hybrids
With red devil in their blood.

As long as they got
Some kind of red devil in it,

Those guys are gonna
Fit in perfect.

I love these flower ones.
Look at this guy right here.

Yeah, that's 'cause he's got
A head the size of yours.

Yeah, he's got
A big brain in it.

So, we got another one here
That I think

Would be pretty cool
For your tank -- red hooks.

Kind of fits in
With the devil theme.

A devil and the horn,
The red hook.

Right. There you go.

Those guys come
From the amazon, right?

Yeah,
These are south american,

And, actually, you can see
The tanks are kind of brown.

They're tinted.
Right.

We keep the water with
A low ph -- really soft.

And we tint it to make it
More like their home,

And it makes them
Acclimate better

When they come in
From the wild.

That way, by the time
You get them to a tank,

They're ready to go.

I got a perfect fish for you --
Fire eels.

Wow! Look at the size
Of these guys! They're huge!

These are about as big as
You're ever gonna see this fish.

I've never really seen them
That big.

Yeah, they're pretty gigantic
For a fire eel.

Those guys get about
2 feet long, max, right?

And they get real fat.
Yeah.

And they're also nocturnal.

It's gonna fit in perfect
With the bar at the restaurant.

They come out at night.
Perfect. Can't beat that.

Yo, what's going on?
No, what are you doing?

What are you doing?
I'm doing research, dude.

What are you researching?
The fairleigh dickinson job.

I'm trying to figure out the
Eels, you know -- how many.

I'm doing
A little education here.

I'm trying to get
Some information.

Dude, you don't ever read.
Dude, I read more than you.

All right, easy, dr. Seuss.
You don't ever read.

When was the last time
You read something?

Dude, I read books.
Trust me.

My favorite author
Is stuart woods.

Your favorite author
Is sports.

I think you got that book out
Just so when people walk by,
It makes you look smart.

I know what this sudden show
Of smarts is about --

The fdu lecture.

What?
I can't read a book?

Face the facts --
I'm smarter than you.

Just 'cause I don't work
As hard as you doesn't mean
You're smarter than me.

Who's the smart one
Not working that hard?

Oh, here we go.
Uh-huh.

Who's the smart one
That's working not that hard?

I work with my brain,
Not with my brawn.

Could you build the tank?

It doesn't make you smart or
Not smart. It makes you handy.

Oh. Why don't we do this?
Let's have a test.

Yeah, let's get a test.
I don't trust you, though.

So we need to have
Somebody judge this.

So, let's get agnes
In here.

Agnes!

Agnes: yeah?
Come here.

You know what
"I.Q." stands for?

Yeah.
What's it stand for?

Intelligence.
Intelligence what?

Quote?
It's made from germany.

Intelligent quotient.

Quotient from an original
Germany word?

"The original germany word"?!
How about "German word"?

Let me give you a united states
Word -- "Challenge."

I say the winner of the I.Q.
Test gets to give the lecture

At the fairleigh dickinson
Business class.

It's a deal.
Yeah, done.

Listen to me --
I need you to proctor

An I.Q. Exam
Between me and wayde.

Dummy over here thinks
He's smarter than me,

And he thinks he's
"Miss tootie-too" over here.

[ laughs ]
You guys are worked up.

We're gonna prove once
And for all who's smarter.

General:
Oh, this is getting in my eyes.

Ugh! I get no respect.

Thank you for not peeing
On the floor. Unbelievable.

Brett: this week, my dad is
Doing odd jobs around the shop

Because he thought
It was a good idea

To trade celine dion tickets
For money that was owed.

Celine has the voice
Of an angel.

[ chuckles ]
I hope it was worth it.

Aw, this soot
Is getting in my eyes.

Ugh!

The treatment that I receive.
I get no respect.

Thank you
For not peeing on the floor.

Unbelievable.

This needs to be washed.
Good job.

You should be ashamed
Of yourself!

We sent out our go-for,
The general,

To get a variety of hats
For the inside of the hat tank.

Oh!
[ laughter ]

That's good.

So, I saw you pull up
And park your broom.

Really?
This is perfect for you.

You've been with several animals
In your lifetime.

Oh!

[ laughter ]

What we want to do
Is we want to make some hats

That reflect
What the company makes.

We need something stiffer

So we can put the polygem
On both sides.

Like, this hat --
This is actually a good hat.

Polygem is a non-toxic putty
That we can use in our tanks.

We're gonna cover these hats
With it to make it fish-safe.

This one's no good.

The polygem will bend this.

It won't hold its shape.

What about this?

The derby hat's a great hat.

That might work.

That might, but this one
Will definitely work.

Okay, that's two.

This one, I think,
Will work, too.

These are good,
But we have another problem.

What?
What are we missing?

Cowboy hat.
There you go.

That only leaves one thing.

[ sing-song ] Cowboy hat!

Come on, dude.

No.

What you mean no?!
Come on!

You got to give one
For the team!

You got 50 of them!

Robert, you'll be immortalized
In the tank.

A piece of you will actually be
In the tank.

So?

A real redneck would not
Sacrifice his hat.

Dude, we need that hat.

It's, like, stiff and rigid.

Kind of like
Your personality.

So, you know,
Stiff and rigid.

Redneck! Redneck!

Redneck! Redneck!

Redneck! Redneck!

[ cheers and applause ]

Redneck! Yeah!

Let's coat all of these
With the polygem,

Make them strong enough,
They'll sink to the bottom,

We'll be good.

We got to work prepping and
Coating the hats with polygem.

I need to make sure
This is done properly

So the hats don't become toxic
To the fish.

Look at the shapes of these.

Wow.

How are you gonna get
The texture now?

With the felt.

After it gets wet, you're gonna
Put the felt on there

To give it texture
Of a real hat.

It'll lift the impression.

I like that.

I see this original hat here.

I don't really want to see
Any of this.

We won't.

Okay, because if water gets
In there and seeps,

It can swell and then ruin it.

Absolutely.
Okay?

The next coat
Should seal it in.

Where's the tank?

Tank's right here.

You finished off the hats

And get all that insert stuff
Ready for this.

Aaron,
Let's get this plumbing set up.

Drill the holes.
Let's get moving on this.

And, redneck, when they get
Close to doing all this,

I want to call stage house

And make sure everything fits
Like a glove --

Or fits like a hat.

We're back to work on the
Fairleigh dickinson flame tank.

The acrylic came
Out of the oven,

But chuy still has
The difficult task

Of putting it together
Seamlessly.

And we're still having
A huge challenge

Figuring out how to put fire
Inside the tank.

Put it on. Let me see.

That's not bad.

What happens
If you shut the fan off.

Find out.

That's gonna get caught
In the fan, dude.

Poof!

It's a test.

Well, what happens
When you turn it back on?

Oh!
Whoa, shut it down!

Yeah, shut it down!

You shredded it!

What a simulation!

Wayde and I are going
Back to college to do a tank

For fairleigh dickinson
University.

They've asked us to give
A speech

In their entrepreneur class,

So we've agreed that the smarter
One gets to give the speech.

So, agnes is gonna give us
An I.Q. Test.

Hello, professor raymer!

All right.
Hey, hey.

You guys ready to do this?

Ready.
Let's do this.

All right, here we go.

I got a standard I.Q. Test
Online.

It's designed for 4th graders.

Tests.

You have 30 minutes.

Hey, when you told the teacher
That the dog ate your homework,

It was really you,
Right?

Hey, stop talking.
You're taking a test.

When I was a kid,
Cheating in school was an art,

And I was good.

And I'm still good.

I know where agnes downloaded
That test from,

So I got to do
A little "Prep work."

I know.

Huh?

Huh?
Oh, nothing.

Duh!
Huh?

Huh? Nothing.

Done.

You're done?
Mm-hmm.

That's what happens
When you're a genius.

Just call me einstein.

Wayde, you still have 10.

Einstein, newton,
Hawking, charlie sheen --

After this test, they'll be
Adding raymer to the list!

All right, wayde, you're done.
Time's up.

Dude,
I aced this thing.

How about you?

Feel great.

Okay.

Moment of truth.

Okay, guys.
Here we go.

The highest I.Q. Goes to...

Brett: and now it's time
For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett:
Some people will pay top dollar

If the flowerhorn's markings
Resemble chinese characters.

These fish are believed
To bring their owners

Good luck and harmony,

But they can be rare
And extremely expensive.

We're building a tank

For fairleigh dickinson
University in new jersey.

Wayde always thinks
He's smarter than me,

So we're gonna prove that point
Wrong once and for all

By taking an I.Q. Test

And the winner gets to give
A lecture

To the fdu business class.

Okay, guys.
Here we go.

The highest I.Q. Goes to...

[ drumroll ]

Wayde.
Ha!

That's impossible.

I'm smarter than you.

Agnes, that's impossible.

You need to re-grade
Those tests.

It's not impossible.
It's right here on paper.

You need to re-grade.

No, I'm telling you
It's impossible.

It's right here
On paper.

You know what?
You and you are cheating.

You and you
Are cheating me!

That's messed up, guys.
You're cheating around here.

He actually did better than you,
I just didn't want him to win.

He cheated.
He cheated.

He got them all right?

So he cheated.

You know he cheated.

[ laughing ] Yeah.

That sneaky little...
Unbelievable.

Dumb.
They're both dumb.

Listen, bro -- I don't
Want to see you get upset

Over my superior intelligence.

We're a team.

So, let's give this speech
Together.

Whatever.
Look -- you need me,

So let's give the speech
Together

Because two big heads
Are better than one.

Mm.

Fdu devils' fire tank
Is cooking away at the shop.

Chuy and the guys
Have their hands full

Prepping for the tubes
That will hold the flames.

The bottom of the acrylic
Has to be perfectly fitted

For the cylinders.

That way, no water can leak
Into the tubes

And snuff out our flames.

Now we need to head
To stage house.

They're making
An amazing flame facade

For the fdu devils' aquarium.

The layer of flames
Are built in sections

That will wrap around the steel
Stand when we install the tank,

But the hat tank
Will be installed first,

So I'm anxious
To actually see robin

'cause he's building the round
Canopy to top off our top hat.

Nice, look at this.

This is gonna match the tank
Now?

It's gonna match the tank.

It's gonna match
The color they picked.

We got a lid for it.
We just prepped it out.

We're gonna be sending this off
To paint tonight.

I'll send you
Some pictures.

Oh [bleep]

I knew this was going
Too smoothly.

What?

Oh, man.
We're in trouble.

What?

I totally forgot.

Dude,
She wants the top to flare out.

She wants it to be like
A top hat.

All the way?

This isn't a problem
That we can fix.

This thing basically needs to be
Rebuilt from scratch.

I forgot to tell you, dude.
I am so sorry.

How long will it take
To do another one of these?

I have to do it, dude.

We're not gonna have the time
To rebuild this.

Maybe we could modify
This one.

How long is it gonna take
To curve that wood out?

The problem with that is a piece
Of wood will bend this way.

A piece of wood
Will bend this way.

It's not gonna bend
That way.

We're not gonna be able
To get that.

Oh, my god!
I told her we can do it.

Maybe we could carve it
Out of foam.

What do you mean, foam?

Well, we could take some
One-pound foam that we get --

Blocks of foam.

We'll cut it,
We'll glue it to here,

And then I've got a guy
With my scenic guy here, tom --

He does all our carving.

I can get him to carve
That radius in it.

Will we have it done in time,
You think?

I'll talk to him
And see what he says.

We went from ahead of schedule
To behind schedule.

Dude, we got to get it done.

We will.

If they don't get it done
In time,

This grand opening's
Gonna be like a bland opening.

Love stage house.
They always hook me up, bro.

We try.

Robin's guy totally saved us

By curving out
The top hat's radius.

It looks amazing.

Let's get the stand off first
And get that in place.

We'll line it all up.

We're back at d bar j hats
To install the hat tank.

Watch the corner.
It's wood.

It can chip.
So be careful.

Hey, guys.
How are you doing?

Oh, boy.

You guys working hard
For a change?

I figured maybe I'll come down
And see if I could do some help.

The general took concert tickets
As payment for a job,

So he stopped down
At our install

To help pay back his debt
To atm.

[ scoffs ] You're gonna be
Paying me back

For dealing with him
On the job site.

Up, pull.

Why don't you grab it, too,
Instead of opening your mouth?

I'm not grabbing it.
That's not part of my job.

Come on.
Ah, you got it.

My dad always thinks
He's in charge,

Hence the nickname
"The general."

You don't get paid
For supervisory roles.

Well,
Then why'd I show up then?!

I have no idea!
I didn't invite you!

He shows up to work, and then
He sits down right away.

This is gonna be fun.

Irwin, you all right?

You want a cup of water
Or anything?

Some geritol?

He makes suggestions

That have nothing to do
With what we're doing.

It's got to be centered
A little bit.

Oh, shut up over there
And leave me alone.

You did very well
In pushing that tank into place.

I can use my body
Pretty good.

You did very well.
I'm very proud of you.

Thank you.

It's the general.

The general of his own army.
That's the problem.

He finally got off his ass

And started working off
Some of his debt.

I'll take the box away.

Yeah, you can put it
On the trailer.

That's another $6
Off my bill.

How about I give you $20,
And you go home?

[ laughs ]

I tell you what, give me
The $20, and I'll go home!

Nature's ocean sent this over.

Wheel this whole thing out.
Let's get it rinsed.

We're using pure water pebbles
At the bottom of our tank

Because along with making
The floor look great,

It helps with water filtering.

Nice. Look at the colors
In these guys.

The green stuff in here
Is called hypno.

It slows down their metabolism

So they're actually not
Speeding around

And using a lot of oxygen
When they ship them.

We don't want to mix this
In our tank.

We float the koi
In the shipping bags in the tank

So this way they become
Accustomed to the temperature.

Temperature's about right now,
So let's take the koi out,

We'll put them
In the bucket here,

And then we'll scoop them out,
Okay,

Without any of the water mixing
Into the tank.

There he goes.

Wow.

Oh!

That's not cool!

The fish did it.

Oh, he's a little feisty.

With the fish in, there's still
A few things left to do.

We'll put our hats
That we're using for theming

Inside the tank.

The bubblers
Will make them rise and fall.

You definitely made these hats
Look pretty good.

Rise.

Rise!

Blurp!

It's gonna do that all day.

All the d bar j guests
Just arrived

For the grand opening
Dressed for dancing.

Maybe we should teach them
A new dance --

The wayde watusi.

Are you on?

Yeah, we're on.

Hey, this thing's pretty big,
This skirt.

Are you sure this wasn't yours
In a past lifetime?

Dude, I got this
From your ex-girlfriend.

Where's the ribbon?

I don't know
Where the ribbon is.

Cover it.

Dude, we need that piece.

We're putting the facade on,

And there's a space
Where this ribbon goes.

Did you leave it
At the shop?

Dude,
I had nothing to do with it.

Redneck,
Where's the ribbon?

How would I know
Where the ribbon is?

The ribbon -- it's gone.

No one knows where it is,
So I have to run out, go to atm,

And try to find the ribbon.

Man, brett better get back here
Soon.

Come on! Let's go!
[ car honks ]

Hey, I'm looking
For a black, plastic bag

That has a ribbon in it
For the hat tank.

I have not seen anything like
That here.

No black bag anywhere?
No.

Nothing?
Nothing.

Very nice.
I like your hat.

Look at that.

Thank you.

Chuy.

Yeah?

Hey, I'm looking
For a plastic bag.

A black bag.
I don't know.

You didn't see it nowhere?
Nope.

We cannot reveal this tank
Without this ribbon.

It looks ridiculous.

This may be the first time that
I showed a client their tank,

And they were so happy
That they started dancing.

Talk about a hat trick.

We're building a hat-shaped tank
For a company here in vegas.

The hat was coming along nicely,
But we've hit a huge snag.

We're missing the ribbon
That completes the hat.

We have a room full of people

Waiting to see
This finished tank.

Hey, dude.

I'm looking for the black bag
That the ribbon came in.

Stage house said
It was in here.

Oh.

It's for the wrap.

I think there's a black bag
Right over here.

Over here?
Where?

Yes! This is it!

Okay, great.
Thank you, brother.

[ sighs ]

Yo!

[ beeping ]

Dude, what took you so long?
I got people outside!

I had to run to atm.

It's tucked away in a corner
At atm.

Is that it?
Yeah, that's it!

Are you sure?
I'm positive!

Dude,
We got to get this on now.

Dude.
Looks good.

That's a hat, huh?

That is a big hat.
Let's do this.

These people are hat nuts.

They're gonna love this tank.

Wow!

[ laughs ]

That is great!

That is amazing!

This is all freshwater.

Yeah?

You wanted koi fish, so we got
You a whole bunch of koi.

These koi actually came
From asia.

Fedora
And there's a top hat.

Got a cowboy hat.

It's got a derby.

You have five custom hats
In the tank.

They're not as pretty
As your hats

Since your hats are beautiful.

And, actually, redneck donated
One of his custom hats

For you guys.

Thank you.
We appreciate that.

This was another job
Well done.

It's definitely the only koi
Hat tank ever built.

This thing is the bomb.

You guys really did
A great job.

You nailed it.
That's awesome.

It fits our facility, we can
Dance, we can have drinks.

Atm, thank you.

[ cheers and applause ]

Brett:
This may be the first time that
I showed a client their tank,

And they were so happy
That they started dancing.

Now they can dance, drink,
And socialize

Around their new aquarium.

Talk about a hat trick.

[ laughter ]

One tank down,
And one left to go.

So, we're off to light up
A student center

On the east coast.

We're back in new jersey at
Fairleigh dickinson university

To install the devils'
Red-hot flame aquarium.

The only issue I see here,
Which is a big issue,

Is that their power
In the middle of the floor --

Is gonna hit the pump?

Yeah, it's right there.

It's looking like it's gonna.

Is there any way we can cut
A hole right there

And get the electrical
Through?

Not right here.
The pumps in the way.

We need to figure out a way
Not to move the plumbing

And to cut a hole somewhere

So we can get the electrical
To fit inside the aquarium.

So, let's swing
The whole entire stand around.

Let's see if
We can line it up there,

And if it lines up,
We'll drill a hole.

It's a race track,
So it won't matter.

All right, we'll spin it.
It doesn't matter, really.

Yeah.
Good. Spin it.

That pipe can come up,
The power can sit right here.

Brett: we have to drill a hole

And then slide the stand
Over the electrical.

Ready to lift this
And put it in place.

We're going.
Oh, oh. All right.

Watch your foot.

The power outlet fits.

It's time to get the tank
On top.

All right, hold up.

A little higher.

[ strained ]
Come on, a little more.

Push! Push!
Push, guys!

There we go.
Keep it on the stand.

Bring it to me, guys.

I'm flush.

I'm good over here.

Let's get the signs, rock,
Gravel in.

Let's start putting it in.

You know, that gravel's
Pretty badass.

It's activ-flora gems
From nature's ocean.

15 minutes -- we got that speech
At the entrepreneur class.

Fdu's dean of students
Asked wayde and I

To talk to a class
About running a business.

I'm gonna go grab something to
Eat. I'll meet you there.

Don't forget.
It's in morris hall 302.

Morris hall 302.

15 minutes.

Don't be late.

Wayde and agnes -- they cheated
Me out of the I.Q. Test.

I had all the answers
The night before,

And they were all supposed to be
Right, so I know I won.

So you know what?

As my revenge, I'm not letting
Wayde give the speech

That we're both supposed to give
Today.

There's only one person
Giving this speech --

The real smart guy, me.

All right, darian, listen.

Yeah.

I got to go to that lecture.

No problem.

I can't be late,
So get the rest in here.

Get it all filled up
With water.

Check the system --
No leaks or anything.

All right.

No problem.
You got it.

All right.
Take care of this, all right?

No problem.

302.

Hey, what's up, guys?

How's everybody doing?

This place is big.

Brett:
My name is brett raymer.

I own acrylic tank
Manufacturing.

We're here installing
An aquarium

For your student center.

They brought me in today

To give you guys some advice
About small businesses.

My dad put up the money,

And basically we opened up
Our business.

That's how we got started.

So here we are 15,
Almost 16 years later --

Still have a thriving
Small business.

So...
[ cellphone rings ]

Oh, excuse me.

Brett, I can't find morris hall
Anywhere.

I don't know what to do, dude.

You're not answering your phone.

[ sighs ]

Best thing to do
Is also to network.

Today with social media,

You have the best form of
Free advertising on the market.

It's just a long span
Of hard work.

Do you know
Where morris hall is?

It's definitely not
This way.

You know, dedication --
Be positive.

Failure is never an option.

Questions?
Okay, you?

So, how's it like, like, working
With your brother-in-law,

Like all the time?

You know, working with
My brother-in-law is fine.

We're also good friends.

I'm gonna kill him.

Now, working with
My other family members,

You know,
That's a different story.

Excuse me.

Do you know where morris hall
Is?

I've never heard of morris hall.

Morris hall...

No morris hall.

On the whole campus?
On the whole campus.

What's really, really important
Is your mental attitude

Is what drives everything.

You're so dead, brett.

All right, guys.
Come on in.

Whoa!

[ cheers and applause ]

Wayde and I were asked to
Talk to an entrepreneur class

While installing the aquarium at
Fairleigh dickinson university.

The winner of the I.Q. Test
Was gonna give the lecture,

But wayde cheated me out of it,

So when it was time to talk,

I told wayde to meet me
At morris hall for the class.

No morris hall.

Oops.
I meant the mansion.

Don't ever quit.

You know, if you quit,

You'll never be successful
At what you do.

You're so dead, brett.

So, I'm giving this speech,

And I see wayde popping his head
In and out of the window.

I think at this point,
It's time to wrap it up.

I just want to thank you guys
For having me today.

I hope you guys learned
A little bit, and thank you.

Wayde: really, brett?

You sent me
On a wild goose chase

While you're giving
Our lecture?

I wrote that entire speech
On the plane ride over here.

I know!

Thanks for doing
All the hard work.

Your speech --
It got a pretty good response.

So you cheated
On the speech,

And you cheated
On the I.Q. Test.

How'd you know that?

No, no. I didn't cheat.
Huh-uh.

While I was running
Around on campus

Looking for the spotlight hog,

Our guys were back
At the student's center

Getting the water and the plants
Ready in the tank,

And now the fish just arrived.

Segrest hooked us up, huh?

There's a lot of fish here.

We'll take the water
From the aquarium

And put it in the buckets
To acclimate the fish.

We let the fish sit
In the mixed water

And test the ph levels
Until it's perfect.

So the fish are acclimated.

We're ready to put them in.

Beautiful red king kong parrot.

They're gonna love that color
For the devils.

I see one flowerhorn
And red texas cichlids.

Yeah.
It's moving like fire, huh?

Beautiful.
Fits right in with the theme.

These fire eels
Will be right at home.

That's freddy the eel.

I'm right here, buddy.
I'm your friend.

Let's get the flames.

Beautiful.

We have a fan rigged up
Underneath the tank

To keep the flames going.

A plastic screen
Will keep the fabric

From falling
Into the fan blades.

It's almost there.

Perfect. Look at that.

Now, that's a fire!

Hey, buddy.

How you doing?

Look how pretty you are.

Come on, buddy.

Love it.

Let's get this facade on,
And let's show off the tank.

All right.
Let's do it.

Dude, this thing looks
Unbelievable.

You got it?

That's what
I'm talking about.

I know.
It looks good, huh?

Looks good.

Let's go show it.

It's crazy!

Oh, my gosh.

Brett: so, is it
What you expected?

So much bigger and better.

Perfect.

It just changes
The whole place.

It's wonderful.
[ laughs ]

The first thing you see
Is this spectacular fish tank.

It just screams
School spirit.

You got your fire.

I know.
I'm all about the fire.

Let me tell you,
It wasn't that easy.

It took multiple tests.

It's great.

Who else can say
That they have a fish tank

With flames
On the inside?

I like the way
That the flames

Sort of reflect
The color of the fish.

In between all the rocks
Is actually four fire eels.

We also have the flagtails.

Put a lot of live plants
In here,

Which, you know, will help
Create a lot of oxygen

Inside the aquarium,

And it's gonna help keep
An overall healthy aquarium.

Kenzi: it's wonderful.
Thank you so much.

We hope you enjoy it.
Absolutely.

The students --
They absolutely love this tank,

And I know it was
Very important to them

Because it was their gift

That they were giving
Back to the school.

We had the flames.
We had the fish.

Most of all,
It represented school spirit.

Yeah, even that mascot,
The devil --

He was smiling, too!

Not that often
That the devil really smiles.

[ laughs ]

And to next year's
Senior class,

We wish you good luck
Trying to top this one.

[ cheers and applause ]

All: let's go, devils!

Whoo!

Brett:
We're getting blazing reactions

To our latest
Fresh-water aquariums.

You've got to say "Hats off"
To the top-hat tank we built

For d bar j hat company.

This huge, cylindrical aquarium

Can take 600 gallons
Of fresh water

And weighs over two tons.

The tank is teaming
With 35 koi fish,

And with five different
Hat choices inside the tank,

These koi fish will have
Plenty of options

When they dress to impress.

We enrolled over 60 fish for
The fairleigh dickinson aquarium

And created devilishly vibrant
Flames inside and out.

The 850 gallon freshwater tank

Is a monstrous,
Floor-to-ceiling,

5,000 pound, fiery showpiece.

And now it's back to vegas
To take care of one of our own

Before we have a disgruntled
Employee on our hands.

Hey, what's going on?

Hey.

How are you?
Good.

Hey, so I brought everybody
In here

'cause I just wanted to let you
Know, I'm really proud of you.

You've been a good sport
This week.

You paid back your debt
For the celine dion tickets.

So I got you a little gift.

Oh, really?

Yeah. It's right here.
Got you a gift.

Well, I'm really --
I'm really surprised.

Oh, wow.

Wow, this is really nice.

"Irwin 'general' raymer --
Office manager."

You've got nothing up here --
Nobody knows.

You know what?
Thank you very much.

Isn't that nice?

You know what, I feel proud
To be working in this company,

And I think I deserve it.

[ laughs ]

And I thank you.

Thank you very much.

You worked hard for that.

Yeah.
Absolutely.

I appreciate it.
We like that you like it.

I got to go, guys.

Yeah, john.

Yeah, I got it right here.

Hold on a minute.

[ laughter ]

My kids just presented me
With a beautiful plaque.

Hey, we got to go.

All right, go ahead.

Really, really nice.

It was really, really nice.