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Wayde:
On this episode of "Tanked"...

Greg:
Welcome to the roxbury!

So you'd, like, take a shower
Next to a fish tank?

Yeah, like,
You'd actually make

The wall of the shower
The fish tank.

I love it.

Well, I'm thinking
We do something

Like a 10-foot-tall lava lamp.

That would be awesome.

Whoa!
Whoa!

[ fire alarm blaring ]
Brett: what the hell?!

Fire marshall bill,
What are you doing?!

That's ridiculous.

Look at this, dude!

Yeah!
One bed.

This is gonna be
The worst night of my life.

What the heck was that noise?

Wayde:
Everybody walk together slow.

Whoa! Whoa!
Guys, I'm sliding down the hill!

We're gonna lose it!

Oh, my god!
Look at that!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers
Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds
Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one
Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business,
For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced
Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett:
And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight,
But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it,
We can build it.

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We just landed
In upstate new york

For a tank consult
At the roxbury,

A boutique motel
In the catskill mountains.

We may
Call this state home,

But this feels like
Another planet.

Wayde:
I know. It's so green.

Hey, it's the atm guys.

Hey, what's up, guys?

We're meeting with greg and joe,
The owners and visionaries

Of the roxbury's outrageously
Themed guest suites.

Well, we're dying to show you
The expansion

Where we want to put
The tank.

Let's do it.Let's do it.

Welcome to
The archaeologist's digs.

It's our new, most elaborate
Suite at the roxbury motel.

Wow. I like this.

Check this out, huh?

Wow.
It's unbelievable.

Everything in here
Is inspired by

Archaeologist-adventurer films,

That's all about taking
The roxbury experience

To a new level.

It feels like I'm in, like,
A pyramid.

I love that.
That's what it's supposed to be.

Dude, I feel like
Indiana jones in here.

In what?
"Raiders of the lost brain"?

Oh, that's funny.

Let's get down to business.

Where do you want the tank?

Joe: well, we were
Thinking about right here.

We want that one thing

That's gonna give it
Not just a "Wow" factor,

But, like, you walk
Into the room and you're like,

"Damn! Wham, pow!"

Right? Right? Right?

So why not do a fish tank?

I see a camel.

You want to do something like
The shape of a camel?

Mm.
Uh...

Really? A camel tank?

What? I heard they can hold
A lot of water.

Can I tell you my idea?

Sure.
Yeah, sure. Go ahead.

What if the story is
That an archaeologist lived here

And he captured
Cleopatra's tomb

And with the tomb
Comes this curse

And the only way
To keep the curse pacified

Is to keep it
Underwater?

So what if it was cleopatra's
Sarcophagus in the tank?

You ready for this one?

Your shower
Backs up to this wall.

Yeah.
Yeah.

So what if we were to actually
Inset the aquarium --

Make it one wall of the shower
And one wall right here?

So you'd, like, take a shower
Next to a fish tank?

Yeah, like,
You actually make

The wall of the shower
The fish tank.

That is fantastic.
That's the way to go.

Yeah, but you got to do
Something to cover this

When someone's showering.

Yeah,
We can figure that out.

I love it.

That is a good idea.

Mark this down.

This is the day
That wayde king said

Brett raymer
Had a great idea.

No, I said good idea.

Don't push it.

Brett: this tank will be built
Right into the wall

Between the living room
And the bathroom,

Giving guests
A totally unique experience.

I mean, where else
Could you get to shower

With cleopatra's sarcophagus?

And since egypt
Is on the red sea,

We'll stock the tank with
Fish found in her waters.

Some of them
Will even be venomous

To protect her from
Unwanted tomb raiders.

Wayde:
Before we head back to vegas,

We're driving down to new jersey

To the headquarters of
Spencer's gifts,

The king of novelty stores.

[ whoopee cushion deflates ]

[ both laugh ]

This job's got me feeling like
A kid again.

Oh, really?
Could never tell.

Brett: we're meeting
The c.E.O. Of spencer's gifts,

Steve silverstein, and
Dale zalusky,

The c.E.O. Of lava lite --

A company that not only holds
The lava-lamp patent,

But has also been making
The iconic lamp

For almost 50 years.

So tell us a little bit about
Why we're here today.

We've been really working on
Remodeling our home office.

I've seen the work
That you guys have done.

I think it's awesome.

And we need something that will
Cap off our renovation.

You know, I want to make
A statement here.

What really says spencer's,
But a lava lamp?

We were the first ones
To sell it.

And I'm telling you,

We continue
To sell it today

And it's one of the most
Iconic items we have.

Any time that you think of
A lava lamp,

You always think of
Spencer's.

So that's like
A perfect match.

It works beautiful.

I can do a lava lamp.

Yeah, I think we could
Definitely make a lava lamp.

Shape is everything to us.

It is an icon in every way.

We're on display
At the smithsonian institute.

We're in the rock and roll
Hall of fame.

We're even
In permanent display

In the u.S.
Patent and trademark office.

That's awesome.

Our lives revolve around
That shape.

So that means we got to make it
Perfect here.

You don't want it right here,
Am I right?

I don't think so.

But, you know,
I've got some other spaces

I'd like to show you.

We've got our cafeteria
On this side over here.

[ chuckles ] Yeah,
My favorite place.

Brett:
[ chuckles ] I bet it is.

Wayde's favorite spot right
Here, the cafeteria.

These are meeting rooms
Over here.

I don't know whether
That will make sense, huh?

I don't think an aquarium would
Really work in a meeting room.

It would be
Very distracting.

No, dude, it's got to go where
Everyone sits and eats.

This it, guy. This is where
The tank has to go.

Dude, I'd put it
Right in the middle.

I mean,
The great thing about that

Is it gives us room to really
Make something tremendous, guys.

But I'm thinking we do something
Like, you know,

A 10-foot-tall lava lamp --

Like monstrous,
I mean huge.

I mean,
It would look fantastic.

That would be awesome.
Yeah.

That's what I'm thinking.

So, again, brett stuck
His foot in my mouth,

And I got to do
All this work.

How's it taste?

What I was thinking is,

To really give you guys
That lava effect,

I think we need
To go with jellyfish.

What do you think?
Jellyfish?

Jellyfish are iridescent,
And when light hits them,

Their bodies actually take
The color of the light.

So if we have
Red lights underneath,

The jellyfish
Are gonna glow red.

If we have green,
It's gonna glow green.

And it's gonna look
Just like your lava.

I like it.

Brett: since the tank will be
In the middle of the room,

We'll have to run
All of our plumbing underground

To a service closet
Across the cafeteria.

Then we'll wrap our steel stand
In a facade

That looks like
The base of a lava lamp.

Two pieces of curved acrylic

Will create
The middle viewing area,

And it will be capped off with
A decorative top.

A programmable lighting grid
Will be hidden in the base,

Lighting up the jellyfish

So they look like lava
As they flow around the tank.

It's time to get
The ball rolling on these tanks

Back in vegas.

Wayde: it was brett's idea

To do a custom lighting system
On the lava-lamp tank.

We don't know how many bulbs
Or what wattage.

Robbie is gonna be rigging
Something up,

Redneck style.

There's a lot of wires here,
Dude.

Brett: it's like a redneck
Science-fair project here.

What is this?

I'll show you
What they're doing.

Dude, this is a big tank.

That doesn't look like
Enough lighting right now.

Brett: we're using
Special l.E.D. Lights

That give off
Absolutely no heat.

Since we don't have to worry
About the jellies getting warm,

We could really
Light this baby up.

This is not enough wattage.

How many more lights
Do you have?

Redneck: we got a few more.
Let's put them all on.

I think we need
More light.

Lava lamps
Are supposed to be groovy.

Groovy? Really? You better
Slow down, austin powers.

It's 140 watts.

How about 200 watts?

Let's put
Some more lights on here.

Let's see what we can do.

I don't know if these ballasts
Will handle all these lights.

What are you worried about?
Just light it up.

Light it up.

Brett, what do you think?
Light it up, right?

Light it up.

Whoa!
Whoa!

[ horn honks ]

Where's brett and wayde?

Well,
They're not needed today.

And he just kept
Going on and on and on.

Did I tell you about
Woodstock?

No.

What is this?

It's like a redneck
Science-fair project.

We put redneck in charge
To figure out the wattage

To really light up

The jellyfish
Lava-lamp aquarium.

But what he put together
Wasn't bright enough.

Brett:
I think we need more light.

I know
We need more lights.

Whoa!
Whoa!

What the hell was that?
Failed redneck project.

[ fire alarm blaring ]

Whoa!
What the hell?!

[bleep]

Fire marshall bill,
What are you doing?!

Well, what do you think?!

You want the building
To burn down?

[ blaring continues ]

Well, the fire is out.

Come on.
Look what you did to the place.

You know what?
A fire is a fire.

A little spark means
A big spark.

It's an electrical fire.

I could have went [blows]
And blew it out.

Then you should have done it
When I ran out!

I was gonna cook marshmallows
It was so small.

Aw, you know?
Later for you.

I saved the day, and this
Is the way they treat me?

Whatever.

The whole lighting thing
Was a catastrophe.

I got to put everything
On the back burner

Till this is worked out.

Hey, I need you
To do me a favor.

I need you to call
Stage house.

You got to reschedule
My appointment.

I was supposed to
Be there today

And go over the whole lava lamp,
The design of the stand.

Stage house
Is a local prop company

That we hired to do the facade
Around the jellyfish tank.

It's very important
That we're on the same page,

Because if we're not,

It can mean
Problems down the road.

How about
Letting me go over there?

I know all about the lava lamps,
The shapes,

The way they work,
Et cetera, et cetera.

It's very, very important
To get the shape right.

I promise you --
I'll be specific.

I'll go
Right to the dimensions.

If you do that, I'd be happy.

Okay.
I will try to do that.

Thank you.

Hey, irwin.
Robin, how are you?

Good.
How you doing, man?

Nice to see you.

Where's brett and wayde?

Well,
They're not needed today.

I have more experience
Than the both of them combined.

Okay, so what
We're trying to do is,

We're trying
To replicate this,

But in a much larger size.

This originated in 1964,
And, you know, that was my era.

Did I tell you about
Woodstock?

No.

I had long hair, you know,

Dressed with
Various leather goods,

And a lot of things went on.

I'm just getting started.
I can go on forever.

So I was sitting in with
That meeting with irwin,

And he just kept going on...

In order to get into the casino,
You needed a shirt and a tie.

Today, they go in shorts!

...And on.

I mean,

The way they prepare food,
Even, today --

Everything is,
"Hey, I'll order a pizza.

Hey,
I'll order chinese food."

I'm not sure that was one of

The most productive meetings
I ever had.

It was a pleasure
Talking to you.

Have a great day.
I'm going to.

All right, buddy.
All right, irwin. Thanks.

I'm gonna leave you
The lava lamp here.

Take care of it.
You got it.

All right, buddy.

That's three hours of my life
I'll never get back.

Bring it in
Next to the table.

Redneck.
Yeah?

You know what's inside?
This is cleopatra.

This is her sarcophagus
Right here.

The one request
That the roxbury had

Was to put
Cleopatra's sarcophagus

Inside their shower tank.

Believe it or not,
Finding that thing

Was easier than
Finding jellyfish.

Let me ask you a question.

What?

They never found her, right?

Nope.

How do they know
What she looked like?

I'm sure there's pictures

And different things
Over the years.

That's how they know
It was her?

That's how they know
What she looks like.

Pictures of cleopatra?

Yeah, all right.

I bet they follow her
On twitter, too.

We can't put
This whole thing in the --

No. I know that.
It's definitely way too tall.

The tank's
Only four foot.

Well, we're gonna
Have to cut it down.

Well, we're gonna
Have to open it to look inside

To see what we can cut
And not cut.

And wood insides.
Wood will float.

But we have to take
All the wood off,

Gut it all out.

Here, put it back. Look.

This is all fiberglass,
This shell.

Right.

So why don't go from
The backside,

Take all the wood out,

Then determine
The size that we want the piece?

Brett:
So that's four foot?

That's four foot.

So we might have to cut it

Right about there,
About the torso.

Wayde: all right.
That's the plan then.

Cool. Listen to me.
I got a great idea.

Having solved that problem
So quickly,

We have a little extra
Time on our hands.

So what better way to use it
Than to mess with the girls?

Our retail store has all kinds
Of animals, not only fish.

We have snakes,
Dragon lizards, frogs,

And madagascar
Hissing cockroaches.

Those last guys may seem
A little but unusual and nasty,

But some people
Keep them as pets

And put them inside their tanks,

And other people
Use them for pranks.

Oh.

Get 'em in.
Get 'em in.

Hang on. Okay.

All right, so, listen.

We got this sarcophagus

And we have a fish tank
That's 48 inches tall.

We have to cut this.

And it's also
Kind of thick.

So can you take
The back part off?

I have no idea.

I didn't open it yet.

You didn't open it yet?

Nope.

Well, there's an old story.
You want to tell them?

Supposedly -- you know,
They never found cleopatra --

So they say that anybody that's
Found something similar

Or had, you know,
Replicas or anything,

If you open it,
You're cursed for life.

You're chicken
To open that?

I'm not chicken.
I'm superstitious.

There's a difference.
I'm not opening it.

Oh, my god.
We'll open it.

Are you really superstitious,
Too?

Redneck:
Yeah, I'm not opening it.

What a bunch of babies.

Aah!Aah!

Walk with it.
Everybody walk together slow.

Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Take it easy, guys!
I'm sliding down the hill!

We're gonna lose it!

Brett:
We just figured out

How we have to modify
The sarcophagus

To fit inside
The roxbury motel shower tank,

So we have a little free time
On our hands,

And what better way to use it
Than to mess with the girls?

I didn't open it yet.

You didn't open it yet?

Nope.

If you open it,
You're cursed for life.

You're chicken
To open that?

I'm not chicken.
I'm superstitious.

There's a difference.
I'm not opening it.

Oh, my god.
We'll open it.

Are you really superstitious,
Too?

Redneck: yeah,
I'm not opening it.

What a bunch of babies.

Aah!Aah!

That is so gross!

Ew! Ew! Look at those!

[ cockroaches hissing ]
Oh!

Oh, my god.

Those are the nastiest
Cockroaches I've ever seen.

[ both laugh ]

Are you kidding me?
That's disgusting.

Guys, go back to work.
You're bugging us.

Honestly,
You guys are stupid.

Oh, there's one right there!
Be careful!

That's so disgusting!

[ both laugh ]

Once we got back to work,
Redneck figured out

The right wattage and circuits
For the lava-lamp lighting

Without causing a fire.

So I wanted to get
My eyes on the tank itself.

[ saw buzzing ]

Man, is it hot in there,
Huh?

That stuff comes out
Like it's jell-o.

The first half of the acrylic

For the spencer's gifts
Lava-lamp tank

Just came out of
A 300-degree oven,

And it looks awesome.

But it's the second side
That can trip us up.

When's the next piece
Going in, chuy?

Tomorrow morning.
All right.

So when the other one
Comes out,

We got to match it up exactly
And make sure it's perfect.

All right?
Okeydokey.

Because you see that lava lamp
Over there?

They got one
In the smithsonian institute.

So we got to make sure
The seams line up

And this thing
Is exactly perfect.

Smithsonian?
Yeah.

It's a place
Where they put famous stuff --

History about our culture.

Don't worry. I know.
I'll take care of it.

Okay.
You got it.

The lava-lamp tank
And the shower tank

Are trucking along
Right on schedule,

But before we take off
For our fish-shopping trip,

I got a little surprise
For heather and agnes

Since they seem to like
Our pet cockroaches so much.

[ cockroach hissing ]

[ chuckles evilly ]

[ cockroach hissing ]

So where are you gonna be when
They find the cockroaches?

California,
Picking out fish.

That's not a bad idea.

[ both laugh ]

We have to make sure
That these jellyfish are big

To represent lava.

Yeah, they got to be like
Dinner-plate size.

Dinner plate --
Here we go again.

It always
Got to be about food.

Come on.
Come on, dude.

First up
Is the lava-lamp aquarium,

Where we need
A few dozen moon jellies.

So I reached out to nancy.

Let's look in the lab.

I'm sure I've got something
To help you.

Oh, that's awesome.
Let's go. I'm excited.

She heads sunset marine labs,

One of the biggest jellyfish
Breeders in the country.

So this is where
We grow the jellyfish.

This is where
The jellyfish start.

It's like a csi lab
In here.

Larvae comes from
The male and female jellyfish.

Jellyfish start in
A dormant stage called a polyp.

We do a little magic with
The water chemistry

And feeding and lighting

And what we want
To happen to those polyps

Is for them to become
Free-swimming

And break off and become
Little baby jellyfish.

And these are the baby,
Tiny jellies right here?

Baby, tiny jellies.

They're about
Three millimeters across.

And it's the very first stage
Of the free-swimming jellyfish.

It originates with
Larvae?

Yes.

So it's gonna go from
Larvae to lava.

Get it?

Lava la-- ha-ha. Yeah.

Since when are you
A tough crowd?

Every time
I see you on the computer,

You're always laughing at

These funny-looking animals
On jet skis.

They're funny.

So it takes
About seven months

To grow to about
The size you guys need.

See, I'm ready to see
The big ones.

Let's do it.
Come on.

Oh, wow.
Check these guys out.

Wow. Look at those guys.

Now,
Those are moon jellies.

They're the prettiest
I've ever seen.

Nancy:
Aren't they sexy?

The healthiest.

Aren't they wonderful?

I heard
You like jellyfish so much

That you asked one
To prom,

But when she said no,
It really stung.

That looks like lava,
Huh?

Yeah,
The way they pulsate.

I think spencer's
Is gonna love 'em.

I do, too.
I really do.

And I would say
We probably need --

25.

At least 20 to 25
Of these guys.

Okay. They're near and dear to
My heart, so take care of them.

Brett: the next stop
On our l.A. Fishing trip

Is exotic reef imports
To meet with our old buddy, rob.

Yo.
Back again.

Atm in the house!
What's up, buddy?

What's going on?

Brett: rob knows we need fish
Found in the red sea

To fit in with
The egyptian theme

Of the shower tank.

I can't wait
To see what he's got.

[ surf music plays ]

Like the lion in the jungle,
Nothing messes with a lionfish.

Wayde:
Wow. Look at these guys, dude.

Brett:
This tank isn't very big,

So we can't have
A really big one.

I think the lion will hang out
Right on cleopatra,

You know what I mean,
Like guard her?

Yeah, I think so.
Definitely.

Brett: the lionfish
Has 18 venomous spines,

So if anyone comes around trying
To steal cleopatra's booty,

They're gonna be in
A world of pain.

This is great for the tank.

What else
Do you want to get?

Maybe like
Some kind of angel,

Maybe like
A juvenile imperator.

That's small.
That's not bad.

Let's go. You got one?
Let's do it.

Juvenile emperor angel.

Wow.
Nice. There we go.

The babies,
They have the circles.

Up until quite recently,
They actually thought that

That was
A different species of fish.

They didn't realize that
That was juvenile coloration

Of the emperor angel.

Just the name of the fish
Fits well --

Emperor, cleopatra.

100%.
That's a beautiful angel.

Yeah, that is.
What are we thinking next?

I definitely want to get
An eel.

In all the old
Archaeologist-adventurer films,

They used to have
Snakes guarding their tombs.

In this case,
We can't use snakes,

So eels are the way to go.

Oh, there you go.

That is actually
A very placid community eel.

Wayde: they got
That gold look to it, too.

Brett:
Gold was buried with the tomb.

Let's get one
About this size.

Not a problem.
All right?

Then I think some red sea fish
That will go with it.

That will fit right in with
The theme.

Yes. Anything
To make cleopatra happy.

Exactly.

[ cockroach hissing ]

All right, helen.
I'm done.

I'm going home
For the day.

See you.

Aah! Oh, my god!

You know, never-ending --

Oh, my god!

Was there a cockroach
In there?!

On my key!

They put one
Underneath my coffee cup!

Oh, god!

You know, we shouldn't have
This much stress at work.

It's getting
Out of control.

Oh, my god! [ gasps ]

Aah! Oh, he's climbing!
Oh, my god!

So where is this thing?

Right there!

Here,
Put the cup underneath.

Aah!
Aah!

Go!
Oh, get it!

It's under there.
Okay.

I feel like throwing up.

If they're gonna make
Our work life miserable,

I'm gonna make
Their work life miserable --

Just nowhere near me.

I think I have an idea.

[ ringing ]

Man:
Good afternoon. Roxbury.

Hi, this is heather

Calling in regards
To the room reservation

For wayde king and
Brett raymer.

Brett: and now it's time for
A quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: two razor-sharp spines
Are found

On either side of its tail.

Whether it's protecting itself
Or playing the aggressor,

The sohal tang

Will whip its tail in
The direction of their opponent,

Injuring
Whoever was unfortunate enough

To get in its way.

Atm is running like
A well-oiled machine right now.

Cleopatra is cut down to size,

The two pieces of acrylic
For the lava-lamp tank

Match up perfectly,

The steel stand is heading
To stage house for fitting,

And I've got a few
Artistic touches of my own

For the roxbury motel
Shower tank.

Redneck.
Yeah.

Look,
I got some other good stuff.

What?

I got some pottery

And these vases and plants
For inside the tank.

I think it's gonna be
A really good spot

For the fish to hide
So they feel safe.

If we lay this
In front of the tank

And we bury this in the sand
A little bit,

Or let's say
Come out of the crack

Like it was laying there

For ancient years
And growing out.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay, something like that.

Exactly.

And then we stand her up
Right against the bank wall,

And then in the front,
Where the sand is,

We'd place these
Coming out of the sand.

I think we'll add
A little character to it.

Good idea?
Yeah.

So I'd pack all this with her,
Seal it all up...

Get it ready to go.

See you.
See you.

While the shower tank and props
Ship to new york,

We're off to spencer's gifts
Headquarters in new jersey

To install
The lava-lamp aquarium.

Ow.

Brett sold them a very large
Tank and a large stand,

So we got a little issue
Getting this thing in.

How heavy
Do you think this is, wayde?

It's heavy.
There's 12 steep steps.

If it goes down the wrong way,
There's a possibility

That we can
Crack the facade.

You know
What that's gonna be like

Sliding down these steps?

Bobby, you ready?
Let's do this, man.

Wayde: it's a steep ramp.
We got guys on the bottom.

We got ropes.

We got to make sure
It doesn't fall on

The guys
On the bottom of the steps.

You guys bringing it in,
Just walk it down.

Hold on one minute.

This thing's
A 1,500-pound beast.

Wait, wait, wait.

Whoa! Whoa!
Take it easy, guys!

I'm sliding down the hill!
We're gonna lose it!

Walk with it.
Everybody walk together slow.

I can't lift it.
Come on. Keep going.

Keep it going.

Bring it down.
That's it. We're in.

Good job, guys.

It was close.

I was concerned about it
Actually scratching on the wall.

I didn't want to damage it.

Yeah,
He don't care about me.

No -- well, I knew
You had the bottom.

I had the top.

I was worried about it
Getting scratched.

Wayde:
The acrylic tank itself

Is only a quarter of the weight
Of the steel stand.

The hard part?
It's already done.

Don't drop it, guys.

Let it down.
Let it pop a wheelie, guys.

Let it slide you down.

Got it.

Brett: while we were gone,

We had a local contractor
Run plumbing under the floor

From our tank location

To a service room
Across the cafeteria,

So all we have to do
Is hook up the pipe

Coming out of the floor.

All right. Yo,
Let's get the lights up here.

Wipe around all the holes so
The gaskets sit nice and flush.

Straight up, guys.

Rest it right on the lip.
There we go.

And slide it past
The two big bolt heads.

Ouch.

Lift that side up, guys.

[ grunts ]
All right. Good.

Good.

Hey, so I got
The hose ran inside.

It's up to the tank. Aaron
And them got it clamped up.

So we're ready to go.

The jellies are gonna feel right
At home in the nutri seawater.

You guys ready?!

Here it comes!

Wayde: we got to get
These jellies in the tank.

I don't want to lose
Any of the animals.

That's my first priority.

The jellies

Have been shipping for 24 hours.

They really can't live
Much longer in the boxes

And the bags that they're in.

So right now
I'm gonna take the bags,

I'm gonna
Float them in the tank,

And make sure
The temperature is just right.

All right. Here we go.

Beautiful.

Man, these things
Are gonna look just like lava.

I picked this one out.

I remember this guy.

I'm gonna cut the bags open,

I'm gonna take a little water
From the tank,

And I'm gonna pour it
In each bag.

And the temperature
Is right there.

Even though
Both are reading just right,

I want to mix them in
Nice and slowly,

Just to make sure.

Here, go test this water.

This is what the jellies
Came in.

We know what the tank's in,
Okay?

Hey the thing's reading "2/2."

What?
Are you driving a train?

That's choo-choo.

This is "2/2."

2/2?
So the salinity is perfect.

It ain't getting
Closer than that, dude.

I'll get these jellies in
Right now.

Let's do it.

Jellyfish have open nerves.

They're actually very,
Very sensitive.

So we got to be very careful

When we take them from the bags
And put them into the tank.

Things are pulsating.

Look at the lava go.

While putting the jellyfish
In the tank,

I've noticed that they shed

A lot of their
Outer mucous membrane.

It's not harmful for them,

But it doesn't
Look good in the tank.

If we get a net or so,

I can get in there and watch

And try to get
Some of the mucus out.

Yeah.

I'm gonna have
To go in with a net

And scoop it out.

It's important I don't touch
The jellies.

Even a little bump
Can seriously injure them.

It's like a giant game
Of operation.

It's getting cleaned up now,
Huh?

The jellies are looking good.

So let's double-check
The plumbing.

How is the water flow going?

Pretty nice.
That's good.

We need
To talk to the contrac--

Dude,
We just lost power over here.

Dude,
Check the breaker.

The breaker right there
In front of you.

Just hit the breaker.
Is it the breaker?

It's off?

If we don't get power
To this tank,

We can actually harm the fish,
So it's the first priority.

So we got to run.
We got to get power.

Get some extension cords.
Get some extension cords.

Hurry up.

I know.
We got to fix this.

Go! Catch it!

Oh...My god.

Wayde: we were almost done
Installing the lava-lamp tank

At spencer's gifts headquarters,

And the power went out.

We need
To talk to the contrac--

Dude,
We just lost power over here.

Sometimes, some of our installs
Pull more power

Than the grid can handle --
Boom!

Blackout.

We need to get power
To this tank real quick,

Or we'll harm the jellies.

Yo, give me all the cords
You got, every single one.

I'm gonna daisy-chain
These guys.

Dude,
Get me more extension cords.

Oh, man,
There's no power anywhere...

Just emergency lights.

We need power.

Guys, you're out of power?

Man #1:
We're out, too.

Man #2:
Try the second floor.

Where is the staircase?

It's over to your left.

Oh, my god.

This is killing me.

Oh, here we go. Beautiful.

Let me run this downstairs now.

[ breathing heavily ]
Get this going here.

You got it?
Yeah.

Perfect.

Plug it in.

Hurry up.
Got it.

We're good. We got it.
Who's the man?

Yeah, baby! Lights are on!

Tank's running?

Tank's running.
Everything's good.

Dude, I ran up the steps,
The staircase.

I don't know
If I'd call that running.

It was more like
A light jog.

This guy is sitting down,

Doing nothing, of course,
Like usual.

How many stairs did you run?

It was two flights.

That's like 40 calories.

You need a lot more
Than that. Come on.

Brett: after a while, spencer's
Finally got the power restored.

Now there's just
A few things left to do

Before it's showtime.

Brett: how much longer?

Dude, I'm ready.
Got get him.

Get him. Bring him in.
All right. Let's go.

Amazing!

This is incredible.

You guys nailed it.

This thing is remarkable.

Yes!

You were able
To translate that shape

Into something
Of incredible beauty.

I want to sit here for a while
And watch this.

What kind of lighting
Is that in there?

Wayde: it's a custom
L.E.D. Lighting system.

You guys can also program this
For almost any color.

Really?

You can change
Any color you want.

Wow! Awesomely cool.

So, how many jellies
Are there in there?

Brett: there's about
25 of them in there.

It's amazing
The way they just float.

I got to say, the jelly fish
Look just like lava.

What exactly
Do you feed jellyfish?

Peanut butter.

Peanut butter and jelly.

[ laughter ]

I knew
You were kidding there.

Seriously,
They eat microorganisms

Called cyclop-eeze.

How often?
Once a day.

Awesome.

Anything else you got to do
To care for the tank?

You got to enjoy it.

It really says,
"Spencer's."

I can't wait
To show this to my team.

They are gonna flip.

So what do you guys think?

[ cheers and applause ]

That's what
It's all about.

Our work on the east coast
Isn't finished yet.

We got to head to
The roxbury motel

In the catskill mountains
To finish the shower tank.

Brett:
Back again at the roxbury.

Since the rooms
Are so amazing here,

Wayde and I decided
To arrive a night early

So we have all day tomorrow
To bang out the install.

Jacob:
Welcome to the roxbury.

Okay,
So we're here to check in.

King and raymer?
Yes.

Keys for
The coconut cream pie suite.

That must me your room --
Coconut cream pie.

What about my room?

Um...I'm afraid
I only have the reservation

For just the one room.

Well,
There's two of us.

There's supposed to be
Two rooms.

Wayde:
Who made the reservation?

Agnes.

Do you have
Another room here?

I'm afraid
We're completely full tonight.

I would rather
Sleep with a snake

In redneck's
Flea-infested trailer

Than spend the night
With you.

Why, little guy?

Snakes can't spoon.

That's gross.

It's ridiculous.

Wayde:
Yes! Look at this, dude!

Cream puffs!

Yeah!
One bed.

Dude, check out these puffs,
Dude.

Here, have a puff.

I can't believe this.

Hey, there's a note here.

"Wayde and brett, hope you have
A 'suite' time together.

Sweet dreams!
Heather and agnes."

Yo, dude.

Make a line here or something,
All right?

Don't touch my side.

I'm surprised
These are even still left.

I'm surprised
You haven't gnawed on a couple.

[ cellphone keys clacking ]

Go sleep on the floor.
Get out of the bed!

Go sleep on the floor!

What are you, crazy?

You're up all night, man!
I got to sleep!

Texting on the phone!

[ crickets chirping ]

Wayde: that was
The worst night's sleep ever.

Now we got to do the install
In the rain?

Yeah, at least you didn't have
To sleep on the floor

With a cream puff
As a pillow.

Come on, come on, come on.

Good. Right there.

Tell me when to go down.

Go down.

You okay?

I'm soaked.
What do you mean, "I'm okay?"

I'm soaked, soaked. It's down my
Armpit, went down my whole back.

I don't know
If it's lack of sleep...

I'm drenched.

...Maybe low blood sugar...

Hurry up.
I'm catching a cold, guys.

I didn't know
Wayde was such a crybaby.

I'm taking a break.

Can someone get wayde his binky?
Please?

It rained so much,
The squirrels are pissed off.

All right, let's start mushing
Some of this equipment in.

Okay.
This is crazy.

You got to be careful.

This is our girl, cleopatra,
All right?

Bring her inside.

[ grunts ]

Push from the bottom.
Push from the bottom, tom.

All right.
Now get cleopatra in the tank.

Down nice and slow.

One, two, three.

Wayde: we had
A local contractor company

Open up the wall
Before we got here.

This tank install
Is very tricky.

We have to do it by hand,

And we need those hands
On both sides of the wall.

From the bathroom.
Okay.

Push.

Keep going.

Hey, you need me
To call the wambulance?

Yeah, look, I'm bleeding,
Moving this in,

And look what he's doing.

He's texting right now.

I'm ordering food for you.

Keep it up, dude.

Yeah, can I get 16 large pies?
All meat.

I'm gonna stick you
In that crate outside

And send you home airmail.

Was that on the hand that you
Hold the knife or the fork with?

Brett can blah, blah, blah
All day long.

I'm getting this tank done.

There is no way I'm gonna spend

Another night
In a hotel with him again.

How we doing, aaron?

Aaron: good. Good.

Most of the filters
Go under the aquarium.

This is really under.
It's down in the basement.

Down in the basement.

We got all this extra
Head pressure.

We're fighting gravity
On this job,

So we're using some high-end
Extra-strong equipment

To pump the water
From the basement

To the top of the tank.

All right. Let's do this.
Let's finish it up.

We'll fill it up
And we'll turn it on.

Need another bag.

This stuff is off the hook.

All right, buddy.

I'll pop them for you.

Sand's in, water's in,
Props are in.

Let's do the glass.

We're using a special product
Called privacy glass

In the front of the tank.

This way,
When someone's in the shower,

All they have to do
Is flip the switch and poof,

The glass smokes out
And you can't see through.

Be careful.
I just want to make sure.

Be careful.
No, it looks good.

So now you're telling me,
This things here --

Well,
We got to build the frame.

Hey, there it goes!
Catch it!

Wayde: they want to play a joke
On us? I'll get them.

Hey, girls.
How you girls doing?

Good.
How you been?

[ pie splats ]
[ gasps ]

Wayde: so we're installing
The tank at the roxbury motel.

We're just about finished,
I'm talking to brett,

The glass is in place,

And all of a sudden,
I turn around,

The glass is falling
On the floor.

Oh...My god.

We're in
The middle of nowhere,

A $5,000 piece of glass
Just broke,

And now we're in trouble.

Oh, my --

What the heck was that noise?

Don't ask.
Oh, don't ask.

Brett: we hired brian,
A local contractor,

To be on site
And help with the install.

I hope
He has more friends than enemies

Because we're gonna need
His connections.

Can you get another piece?

I'll make a phone call,
See what I can do.

Let us know.
Please, man.

Okay.
Thank you.

Wayde: we got to find
Another piece quick.

It's gonna be tight.

Brian found a lead on new glass,
So he's out on the road,

So instead of sitting around
And texting like brett,

I'm getting stuff done.

I got the water cycling
And the fish acclimating.

Now I'm sealing
The seam around the tank,

So water stays in the shower,
Not in the wall.

I didn't want to tell brett

Because I knew
He'd make fun of me,

But I brought along
A little secret weapon

To jazz up the shower.

[ twinkle! ]

Glitter.

My two little girls say
Glitter makes everything better.

Wow!
I'm proud of you.

You know what?

I got a lollipop for you
When you're done.

And surprise --
Right on schedule.

You might as well leave
Before I hurt you.

[ laughs ]

[ horn honks ]

Oh, yeah, baby!

Glass truck.

Oh! My god.
What a savior.

One condition, though.

What?
What's that?

I brought these guys

'cause they're installing
The next piece of glass.

Fine by me!

You guys are not touching
The glass.

Fine by me.
You got it.

[ sighs ] Whew!

This glass is what makes
This project totally unique.

It offers the only privacy

Between the living room
And the bathroom.

The roxbury cannot
Rent this suite without it.

Oh, that frame is sick,
Guys.

Wayde:
Once the glass was secured,

It was time to put
Cleopatra's protectors in.

Wayde:
What do you got there?

Purple tang.

All right, here she goes.

Next.

The foxface?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, I don't want
To get stung by him.

This guy's poison.

Venomous.

Which one
Came from the pyramid?

Green bird wrasse --
Look at the color of that guy.

I like his nose.
It looks like yours.

Yeah, okay.

You know what, I think with
This tank, we killed it.

Come on in.

I-it's a lot of
Cloudy glass.

We told you, when people
Are in the bathroom,

We don't want them to feel like,
Somebody's watching.

Wayde: well,
It's that smoked glass

So you can't see
Into the shower.

So when you hit the switch --
Psht! -- it's clear.

All right.
So here we go.

Whoa!

Shut up!
Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!
Look at that!

This is -- this is it!

I mean, that is what you call
"Wow" factor.

Look at the colors.
Look at cleo.

And the curse is pacified
'cause she's underwater.

During the process,
I think she was upset.

[ laughter ]
Now she's happy.

And it, like, fits in with
The story perfectly.

Oh, my god.

Guys, so, not only do we do
Themed aquariums

Kind of like
You guys do themed rooms,

We also like
To theme the fish.

The majority of
These fish,

They actually come from
The red sea.

Get out.
I love it.

And there's actually a few,

You know,
Poisonous and venomous.

So, the curse,
The kind of feeling.

Protecting cleo.

So they're really --
They're doing the protection.

Right here we have rabbitfish.

They also have
Venomous spines.

And the guy with the stripes,
It's called a sohal tang.

They'll eat greens,

But they'll eat a little bit of
Shrimp, as well.

Right here, you guys got
Fish that are called

Semilavartus butterflies.

They look like they actually
Have patches over their eyes.

Everything matches,
Which is very important to me.

You have a snowflake eel.

Only about a foot right now.

They can grow about
Three or four feet.

Three or four feet?
Wow!

What is this thing

With the spike things
On it?

Wayde:
That's a lion fish.

Like, like,
A sphinx or something?

There you go.

I just love it. It's great.

You should actually
Go in the bathroom

And check it out.

No way!
Oh, my god!

People are gonna actually
Stand here and take a shower.

Joe: I know. It's like
You're really in there.

It's so clear.
Colors just pop.

Brett: so now it's like
Two different aquariums.

This is like wham-pow
Maui-zowie-gowy-fowy-wowy!

[ laughter ]

It's pretty hard
To meet our expectations,

But they nailed it.

More than nailed it.
They met the mark.

Big time.

We traveled
Back through time

To do two outrageous tanks
This week.

Brett: first,
We flashed back to the '60s

For the groovy lava-lamp tank
For spencer's gifts.

This 300-gallon
Blast from the past

Can turn any color
You like,

Has over 2 dozen
Moon jellyfish,

And towers over the cafeteria
At 10 feet tall.

Our next stop
Was in ancient times

With cleopatra
And the shower tank.

This 250-gallon tank

Is filled with 3 dozen fish
From the red sea.

It's visible from
Two separate rooms...

...And a special glass

Offers privacy
To anyone getting clean.

Yeah, but that second install
Was rough

Thanks to agnes and heather

Booking us in the same room
With only one bed.

Get out of the bed!
Go sleep on the floor!

We practically got no sleep
The night before.

That's why it's time
To get sweet revenge.

Hey, girls.
What's going on?

How you girls doing?

Good.
How you been?

Good?

[ gasps ]
Oh, my god!

I don't even know
What just happened.

What just happened?

I can't even see.

Thanks for
The coconut cream pie room.

I don't even know
What to say.

Oh!
[ laughs ]

You wait.

Have some pie.

[ both laugh ]

So stupid.
I hate them!

Brett: to watch highlights

And check out deleted scenes
From "Tanked,"

Go to animalplanet.Com/tanked.