Original subtitles

Wayde: On this episode of "Tanked"...

We're here in l.A. To meet jeff tremaine,

The producer of "Jackass."

With the practical jokes,

We might have met our match On this one.

Hey!

[ laughter ]

Brett: we got to incorporate Some kind of practical joke

Into Whatever we're building.

Oh! Oh!

Are they trying to pull "Jackass" stunts?

[ laughing ] Oh, my god.

Wayde: I love smoothies.

Yes, you do.

Let's do, like, a cup.

This is The world's largest smoothie.

[ cheering ]

Oh!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

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Wayde: we're here in l.A. To meet jeff tremaine,

The producer of "Jackass."

This guy has made Some unbelievable movies.

"Jackass" is One of my favorites.

I'm really excited.

What's up, buddy? Hey, brett.

Hey, big guy. How are you?

I can't believe This is real.

Yeah, We're excited to be here.

Brett: love the work That you do --

Made me laugh Many, many, many times.

You guys don't try that stuff, Though?

Nah, nah. Not us.

So what do you got us Out here for, man?

It's time for me to get A fish tank again in my life.

You know, I always had Fish tanks growing up,

But when I got married, I kind of just let it go.

And now it's time To go big.

I've got one fish now. Oh, cool.

Actually, I'd like you guys To check it out,

'cause I don't know If this fish would be compatible

With what I want to do.

Show us what you got. Let's check it out.

Let's do it.

Oh!

That's definitely The ugliest fish I've ever seen.

What?

The most beautiful fish You've ever seen.

Long blond hair. Sexy scales.

I don't know if we're gonna find Any fish compatible

For "Wee man" and pontius,

But those guys, they're Two of my favorite "Jackasses."

Wayde: nice.

Now I'm lucky enough To be working with one of

My favorite "Jackasses." Oh, that's funny.

[ laughs ]

There goes the wig.

[ laughter ]

To be honest, I don't want these Guys in my house any longer.

Let me show you Where the tank's gonna be.

All right. Cool. Later, fellas. See you guys.

See you guys. Stay sexy. See you guys.

This is the man room.

This is my only room In the whole house

That I have Any kind of voice.

This is cool.

I'm thinking as big As this picture, but taller.

Brett: okay.

Now, what about themeing, Or anything --

Tell me what you got in mind.

It's the 10th anniversary Of our first movie,

Which is really what's paying For this tank,

So I want to do A little homage to "Jackass."

Maybe if you guys can do a 3-d Rendering of the logo -- this.

Uh-huh. I remember. Wayde: oh, yeah.

Just make sure it looks Like a real skull.

You know, The logo means the world to me.

I don't like it to be cartoony. I'm real picky. Don't go crazy.

Like, I'm real picky. Make it exact.

No problem. We'll work with you.

We'll send you photos Back and forth.

I want to make sure That you like what we're Gonna build for you.

No, I got another idea.

One of my favorite things That you guys do all the time

Is the shopping-cart prank.

What do you think? We put, like, A mini shopping cart.

I could make you one.

I love what you do, So just do your thing.

But I'm real picky.

I don't like The really outrageous tanks.

You just want The toned-down ones?

Yeah. A little toned-down, Believe it or not.

I want a realistic reef work. I want it to blend in.

I'm thinking, like, A raw-looking steel

With maybe some wood, Like reclaimed wood panels.

What about the fish?

The fish -- I'm pretty picky about.

He's picky about the skull, The logo, and the fish, too.

I'm pretty picky.

But he used the word picky Like six times.

I know. He said it six times.

And you know when the client Uses "Picky" six times,

He's picky. He's picky.

Here's what's funny.

You know, my wife has Been against the fish Tank the whole time.

That's why we're in the man room And the man room only.

She wants, like, the gnarly Fish, like eels and lionfi--

The aggressive stuff.

She likes the aggressive. I like the little wimpy stuff.

We love all of them. We mix them all different ways.

Yeah, we'll give you A good variety of stuff.

You know what I mean?

If there is any way I could go With you to pick out the fish...

It's not open For the public.

We can give them a call.

Yeah. Well, you live right here.

Yeah, I'm so picky.

I mean, I would love To sit there and just,

"That one, that one, that one."

What if I just put on One of your shirts

Can you tell them I work for you?

Yeah, We could do that, too.

We got to get to tampa.

We got to catch a flight. We're already late.

I'm excited.

Tropical smoothie, Here we come.

We got 30 minutes To get to the airport.

Oh. Holy [bleep]

Hey! What are you doing, You ugly fish?

[ laughter ]

Hey, come back With our lug nuts!

Wayde: yo, this is gonna Take an hour, and we got To get to the airport.

Can you give us a ride?

Jeff: problem is, You guys are blocking my car.

My car is in here.

Oh. [ sighs ] What about a cab?

You're not gonna get a cab In time.

I got one idea. What?

Hey. Brett: hey, jeff.

Tell your guys They're in for it.

This is a joke.

[ laughter ]

Whoa!

Bozo and I Made it to the airport

With two minutes to spare.

It would have been Five minutes,

But we had jeff drop us off A block away

So no one would see us wearing Those funny-looking helmets.

Right now we're in Tampa, florida,

At Tropical smoothie.

This is definitely a consult I'm excited about.

I love smoothies.

Yes, you do.

This is your place right here, Big guy!

Rob. Hey, buddy. Brett. Hey! How you doing?

Welcome to tampa. Wayde. Nice to meet you.

So talk to us. Tell me what's going on.

Well, listen, you know, We've been down here in tampa

For about two years now.

Over 30,000 people walk By the front of our restaurant

Every day.

What I need is something To really to give back To the customers

And also make the restaurant Really pop.

That's cool. It's got to be a fish tank.

I've been dreaming About having a tank

Ever since I was in college,

And I really thought That we needed something To enhance our restaurant,

Something to really bring Something to the heart Of downtown tampa.

You got that many people walking In front of your windows

Every day, I mean, You might as well put Something in there

That's gonna attract them in.

Did you have any shape Or anything in mind

That you were Kind of thinking of, or...?

Well, you know, we're All about "Tropitude" --

Tropical attitude, baby. I love it. I love it.

Got to have the attitude.

Fresh real fruit. Something with fruit in it.

Let's do, like, a cup.

I'll show you. Hold on a minute. You guys got a cup?

Here you go.

Dude, look at this. Check this out.

Wayde: This will be the tank.

And we can put it In that front window.

It will take up The whole front window.

Whoa. It's awesome.

Brett: and I'll bet I can get the net.

You know, it's like seeing A commercial on tv.

You see the food And you want it.

You see the cup in the Front window. You want It. You come right in.

I like that. I can do this.

Normally, I'm the one That's saying we can do it.

It's like, if he's saying He can do it, he can do it.

Awesome. I'm in all the way.

We'll build it for you, And we're good to go.

Beautiful. Let's do it. All right. Let's do it.

Meeting time.

Jeff tremaine -- Does anyone know who he is?

Yeah! You know who he is, eh?

Oh, yeah! "Jackass" boy.

What? Are they called jackasses?

Wayde: They do crazy stuff. Crazy.

The name of the movie Is called "Jackass."

So they are jackasses?

They act like jackasses.

Basically, they go out

And they do all kinds Of crazy stuff in public.

They want a shopping cart Inside the tank.

A shopping cart? What do They want a shopping cart for?

All right. Listen. Listen.

They either put one, two, Sometimes three people In a shopping cart,

Going as fast as they can Until they hit a curve,

And go launch.

They get projected out.

On purpose? Frankie: on purpose.

I think we should leave these Jackasses to the "Jackass" tank.

Get this out of here.

What's going on?

Look at this thing.

We can't put metal In the tank.

No, But it's inspiration.

Like a visual? Yeah.

Inspiration? Yeah, I got some myself.

Let's do what they did.

Let's do it! Let's do it!

Let's do it. Come on.

I'm not a sports guy.

But rides -- That's always my thing.

If it has wheels, I'm in it.

I'm going. Brett: yeah?

Yeah, I'm going. All right. Let's do this.

Where are we gonna do it? Right here?

Yeah, right here.

Are they trying to pull "Jackass" stunts?

Get in. Yeah, there's definitely no way.

What?! Wait a second.

There's no way He's in there!

All: one...

Oh, my god. My back.

All: two...

This ain't happening.

Three!

Wayde! Are you out of your mind?!

Wayde: what? Get out of the basket!

Are you crazy? Why?

Are you looking To kill yourself?

Oh, my god. You have two children.

You'll wind up killing yourself. Get out.

Kill myself? Get out of the basket!

Hey, heather, Stop being a basket case.

He'll get out. Listen to me.

[ laughter ]

Listen to me.

[ imitates chicken clucking ] Party pooper.

Your ruined the whole party.

Brett: basket case.

Well, I've been called worse.

Bro, you let The shopping-cart police

Scare you Right out of your seat.

You know your sister.

Yeah, I know, but we ain't Giving up that easy.

No.

Well, at least frankie isn't. Definitely not.

Let's put frankie in it.

Frankie: oh, yeah. I don't care. I'll get in.

I'm down for it. Let's do it!

Come on. You got this.

Come on.

Brett: okay, a foot Before the curb. Let's do it.

Now hold on and let's go!

Yeah, boys!

So we all know "Jackass."

Brett: we got to incorporate Some kind of practical joke.

I don't care if it's Squirting water on the guys

When they're looking At the tank, or --

Electrocuted.

Wait till the boys see it.

Oh, yeah. Got it?

To get in the right mind-set For the "Jackass" tank,

We try some of our own stunts Here at the shop.

We have our own Crash test dummy -- frankie.

Yeah, boys!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Yeah, boys!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, my [bleep]

Did frankie just come flying Over that?

[ groans ]

Wayde: Dude, he looks hurt.

Hey, frankie, yo.

Brett: you better not Be screwing around.

Come on. Can you get up? Get up, dude. Come on.

Aah.

He's hurt. I think I hurt myself.

Go get him some ice. Banged my head, too.

Redneck, hurry up. Get him some ice.

Aah. My head. My head's Killing me. My wrist...

You got to go to the hospital, Man.

Didn't I tell you guys Not to do that?

What is wrong with you?!

You said not to do it to wayde. Frankie volunteered.

Here. Put the ice on.

Nick! What happened?

Take him to the hospital. All right.

Aah.

We're all concerned About frankie,

So I keep calling the hospital, And he says, "Don't worry.

Go back to work." I hope he's okay.

Brett: So while we're waiting to hear Something, the work continues.

The acrylic for the smoothie Tank is shaped like a cup.

All we need to do Is figure out the inside.

We need some kind of straw -- Something like this.

Brett: that's pretty much What we want to duplicate.

So this is a 6-inch tube.

Yeah, That wouldn't be bad.

Anything bigger is gonna be Out of proportion.

The only challenge is

To actually get all the plumbing In there.

When installing an aquarium Up against a wall,

It's easy to hide The plumbing.

In this case, the wall Is made out of glass, So it's not gonna work.

So we decided to hide The plumbing inside the straw.

Brett: so A 6-inch tube will work.

What about inserts? What are we gonna do?

Well, why don't we put Some fruits,

Like apples and strawberries And pineapple?

This is a slushie, right? Basically a slushie? Similar?

Smoothie. Not a slushie. Smoothie.

Well, why don't you Put something

That looks like a liquid Of smoothie --

Yeah, it's called water From the fish tank.

[ laughs ]

All right. Never mind.

[ laughter ]

Wayde: this Tropical-smoothie-cup aquarium

Is gonna look Just like the real thing.

A bamboo facade is gonna Cover up the filtration system

Underneath the tank.

The 6-foot tall straw Is gonna sit slanted

In a 250-gallon Saltwater aquarium.

Plumbing we'll hide Right inside this jumbo straw.

The outside of the straw will be Decorated with handmade fruit

To give this tank A real smoothie feel.

The tropical fish will have The perfect home,

Topped off with The biggest smoothie lid ever.

Brett: redneck's working On the tropical smoothie insert.

First, he's pouring The silicone rubber

Right over the real fruit To make a mold.

Then he'll fill the mold With poligen

To make fish-safe fruit For the tank.

The inserts for both "Jackass" And tropical smoothie

Are very intricate, So redneck's not gonna have time

To work on the outside Of the tank.

So we're gonna call in Our artistic carpenters

From stage house To help us build the facade

So we can meet our deadline.

We got Two outrageous tanks.

One is For tropical smoothie.

The shape is a cup -- You know, one of the cups That they drink out of.

Tropical smoothie cup.

They want a very beachy, bamboo, Tropical kind of feel.

When we do the facade And everything around it,

Maybe all this bamboo Going all the way around.

We also want you guys To make the lid.

We want it look exactly like That kind of lid,

And maybe with like a bead Of styrofoam

To cover the waterline.

Okay, that sounds great. That's gonna be a fun one.

What's the other tank?

The other one is, actually -- We all know "Jackass."

Yeah. Very well.

You know Who the producer is?

Jeff tremaine. Bingo.

We went to this guy's house,

And they were screwing around With us.

So we got to incorporate Some kind of practical joke

Into whatever we're building.

[ laughter ]

I don't care if it's Squirting water on the guys

When they're looking At the tank, or --

Electrocuted.

Electrocuted? Dude, we're Not trying to lose clients.

It's just a little shock. Jeff can take it.

Do you remember, like, In the beginning,

On some of the shows, They had that false door

That the boxing glove Actually came out

And punches you Right in your cojones.

Exactly. Puoh!

I remember that one. Lays you out on the floor.

Let's do that.

Can we incorporate that Into the base, maybe?

It's got an 18-inch base.

18 inches -- We'd just take their shin out.

Yeah, That wouldn't be too fun.

You know what? I got a great idea.

This is in his man cave, Right?

So what does every man cave Have?

Beer, right?

So why don't we make him A kegerator

And we put the practical joke Inside the kegerator?

So everybody is gonna think It's a kegerator,

Go over and get a thing, And then get punched.

They got both hands up.

Holding the cup, Pulling the thing -- boom!

[ chuckles ]

This tank is gonna be A knockout.

Jeff wants big, So we're gonna go big.

We'll build an 1,150-gallon Saltwater aquarium

From floor to ceiling.

A custom-made wood-panel base And canopy will give jeff

The sleek and sophisticated Design he wants.

Handmade coral featuring

The "Jackass" Skull-and-crutches logo

Will give the high-octane fish Like eels, lionfish,

And puffers plenty of places To hide.

And they can enter a Shopping cart at their own risk.

And in true "Jackass" style,

We're surprising jeff With a matching kegerator

That will deliver nothing But a nutcracker

When someone tries To tap a beer.

With The "Jackass" tank underway,

Now it's time for the big cup.

We want to make this straw

Exactly like the red ones That tropical smoothie uses.

The general called our supplier, Castplex.

They supply color acrylic.

They shipped us The perfect red tube

So we can hide our plumbing Inside it.

We're flipping the cup Upside-down.

The straw is already glued To the lid.

We have to make sure Everything lines up

So we can seal the bottom.

Oh, boy.

The tube's hitting right here.

The bottom of the tank Is perfectly level --

The bottom of the straw is not.

It won't hold the seal.

We have to sand this whole tube Down a quarter of an inch.

Now that it's glued, It could crack the tube.

Okay.

Right now It's gonna slow us down,

And we don't have The time.

Show me how it works. I want to See this. Check this out.

All right. Here we go. Ready, guys?

Oh! Oh!

Oh, that's gonna Take someone out.

We're building a 250-gallon, Giant-cup aquarium

For tropical smoothie café In florida.

We're about to seal The bottom piece of acrylic on,

But the straw is not flush With the bottom of the tank.

That means the seal won't hold And water will leak out.

And that's not good For a fish tank.

Right now It's gonna slow us down,

And we don't have The time.

Right now the straw is delicate Because it's glued to the lid.

It can't be properly supported And cut by machines

Because it could break.

This operation will take Two sets of hands --

One to hold the straw, And one to gently sand it down.

Nice. Very good.

And that didn't crack anything? Everything good?

It's still strong? It's strong.

Beautiful. Let's get the bottom On it and glue it.

Later, we got to cut holes In the bottom

So we can run plumbing Through the straw.

Now I got to take a trip Down "Jackass" aisle

To see how redneck's coming With the shopping cart.

[ drill whirrs ]

How we doing, redneck?

I think We're doing okay.

So this is gonna look just like This shopping cart?

Right. I like it. I like it.

It's all pvc, fish-safe.

The shopping cart's Looking great.

Redneck's also been busy doing The 3-d skull-and-crutches logo.

And while he's chipping away At the skull,

Brett and I have Some other "Jackass" stuff

To be checking up on.

Oh, Check it out, guys!

We've got a custom tap Coming for you guys.

It's got the atm logo on it.

You're not gonna see this at all When you walk up.

What we have is A piece of canvas

That's gonna be magnetically Weighted down here.

So it's gonna look like A nice little gift.

So that's the pneumatic Up there?

So when you hit it, It triggers the compressor?

This is your trigger. Okay.

People come out around it, Hit a switch, and then wham-o.

Show me how it works. I want to See this. Check this out.

All right. Here we go. Ready, guys?

Oh! Oh!

Oh, that's gonna hurt.

Oh, that's gonna take Someone out.

You want to see it again?

Oh! Oh! I felt that.

Technically, really, If it's done the right way,

It can really hurt somebody.

Absolutely.

Yes! That's what I want to see!

That's what I'm talking about, Guys!

All right, guys. No, no.

But seriously, I don't really Want anybody to get hurt.

Can we Dial this thing down?

Actually, we did set up a system Back in the back

Where there's two different Places you can dial it down.

We can go from "Humiliate" To "Hospitalize."

It's up to you guys.

So wayde could stay In the back.

If there's somebody I really Don't like, I could be like...

Yeah, We could do it like that.

And if there's somebody I like --

[ laughter ]

There's gonna be A lot of this, huh?

[ laughter ]

This is definitely gonna be A sweet revenge

On the "Jackass" guys.

Those guys think they're funny? We'll show them funny.

Hey, honey. Have you heard Any news on frankie yet?

He left a message. He says, "I'm hurt.

I'll be in later To talk to you."

That's all he said.

Now, that could have been you In the hospital

Instead of frankie if you Didn't get out of that cart.

Listen, The guy is a twig.

He'll break anything Walking down the street.

That's not the point.

Repeat after me -- I am too important

To do stupid And dangerous things.

No. Yes.

No. Say it.

No. Say it.

All right.

"I am too important to do Stupid things," all right?

Stupid And dangerous things.

Same thing. [ chuckles ]

All right, man. Thanks.

[ sighs ]

So we just got a phone call From our client jeff tremaine,

The producer of "Jackass."

And redneck made his logo Out of poligen,

And it's Not exactly what jeff wants.

So we need to go out And tell redneck

That he needs To basically remake it.

Hey, What's going on?

We got a little issue.

We took a picture of it, And we sent it to the client.

Wayde: I'd rather tell a great white Shark that we're out of chum

Than tell redneck that he has to Redo six days worth of work.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Well, I'd rather be the chum. [ chuckles ]

It's got to be remade.

What he said was, Between the two eyes,

There's not enough space.

Do you see how you have The nose bone with,

Like, a -- What's that called?

The chicken -- You snap the bone off.

Wishbone.

It looks like the wishbone In the center.

And tell him what else.

He wants it fuller.

He wants it, like, A little more tougher.

Why isn't he Saying anything?

I have no idea.

And now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Some circus performances Are happening

Right below the surface Of the water.

Find out after the break.

Brett: the answer is "C" -- The moray eel.

The moray eel can tie its body Into a knot.

This knot is like an anchor, Which allows the eel

To gain leverage While tearing up its prey.

[ drill buzzing ]

Brett: redneck is working hard On the skull and crutches

For the "Jackass" tank,

But we have to tell him that The client wants some changes.

I thought He was gonna lose it,

But right now we're just getting Some uncomfortable glares.

Yeah. And they're worse Than his yelling.

It's got to be remade.

Ooh.

All right. All right. Let me ask you a question?

Maybe he misspoke, All right?

Maybe, instead of, "We can Remake it," can we alter this?

I'm using my soothing words To calm the beast.

I just want to Make the customer happy.

What you did -- you're an artist In your own world.

It's beautiful, Especially for this.

[ chuckling ] His own world?

Yeah, planet redneck, Occupied only by trailers.

And paintings of trailers. [ chuckles ] Yeah.

If we can add Some more composite in here

To give the eyes A little space to fill in.

Well, you're gonna lose Your eel holes.

We'll get him Smaller eels.

Okay. You did the jawbone Going down.

Is there any way we can Square it off a little bit

And if we can shorten the look Of the teeth?

When we redo this, maybe we can Give it more of a bone color.

So you want this color?

If we could.

And you couldn't give me This information already?

You did a great job. I mean, it just needs a Little bit of modification.

What time could we expect Surgery to take place, dr. Red?

Dr.?

Dr. Dr. Dr.

I'll get working on it.

Thank you.

Thanks, doc.

Go away.

We got to escape Redneck's wrath.

And there's no better escape

Than running off to l.A. To pick out fish.

Exotic reef imports, They hook us up

With the most beautiful And the most gnarly fish

From around the world.

Hey, hey. Robbie.

Yo.

We're getting fish For the "Jackass" aquarium

And the tropical smoothie tank.

Wayde: let's go shopping For tropical smoothie.

We need a lot Of fruit-flavored fishes.

Well, how about we start off With an orange?

Orange is perfect.

Orange saddle wrasse.

Brett: I like The orange saddle wrasse.

And those guys, They call them orange saddle

'cause it looks like He's actually got a saddle on.

And considering that the tank's Gonna be in florida --

Florida is The home of oranges --

That will go quite well.

How about A lemon butterfly?

Sounds good to me. Beautiful.

That's a really hearty, Easy-to-keep butterfly

For a community tank.

We'll get those two fish. Then What else can we put in there?

No tropical smoothie is ever Complete without a strawberry.

Ta-da!Ta-da!

A strawberry pseudochromis.

I love strawberries.

Dude, What don't you like?

Eh, I don't like onions That much.

It's gonna hide In the nooks and crannies.

It's gonna appear, dart in, Dart out,

You know, Come in and out and feed.

So let's take One of these guys.

Yeah, definitely one.

Yeah, you only want one. They're nutrient-aggressive.

Hey, ladies!

Brett: Even though exotic reef imports Is closed to the public,

Rob is letting us bring Our client with us this time.

Man, this is so cool.

Wayde: excited, huh? [ chuckling ] Oh, my god.

It's like a candy store, huh? Yeah.

You guys Make yourself at home.

Thanks, robbie.

This is blowing my mind.

I know he wants an eel.

Awesome. Awesome.

[ snapping fingers ]

Here we go.

Brett: That's the leopard eel.

Oh, my god. [ chuckling ] Oh, that is awesome.

Oh, my god. Oh, I like that guy.

We made a lot of hiding spots Inside the tank for the eels.

Right.

We didn't make them too deep So they'd disappear.

We want you to still see The eels.

Whoa! My god. Look at them all.

Wayde: There's like 20 in there.

Oh! Oh!

It's like sticking clowns In a volkswagen.

[ laughs ]

What else Can go with the eels?

Brett: The hawaiian state fish.

They're actually called Picasso triggers.

That's 'cause Of the beautiful colors on them.

They look like paint strokes. Yeah. Yeah.

I was an art student. It's Like a cubist's little fish.

The eels won't pop these?

No, they should be fine. No. No.

It has a really, really long Hawaiian name.

I'm gonna try to whip it out Right here, all right?

It's Humahuma...Oo...Oo...

Wow. That's long. Ooko-ooko-apua.

Something like that. It's really long, though.

Hey, anything with "Poo" in it Belongs in the "Jackass" tank.

I think we should give him Something magical.

Wayde: here we go.

The unicorn tang. Look at that guy.

Dude, that guy is awesome. [ chuckles ]

This guy can live up to 10 years In your tank.

That guy looks Pretty badass.

Now, as the fish grows, The horn on its head,

It's actually gonna grow With the fish.

It's gonna get a lot bigger. Oh, that's awesome.

So what do you think? All right. I'm in.

My kids are gonna love it, Man -- that unicorn.

So how do you get these fish From here to my house?

I think these guys Are bagging stuff right now.

You want to check it out? Yeah.

Come on. Let's go.

[ air blows ]

They pump oxygen Right into the bags.

They have a machine That seals it.

They put it in a box, Wrap it up,

Ship it out Anywhere in the world.

Now, how long can they last In that box?

Well, it depends -- if they have A lot of fish, a big bag.

But 24 hours to 48 hours.

Cool.

[ air blows ]

[ laughs ]

You fold this over, get this one Now and seal this one,

And then you put it In the machine.

Is there a kick pedal On this one, or no?

[ machine clicks ]

Scared you, huh? Now pull it out.

Great. That's your first bag!

High-five, big guy.

[ laughter ]

While we were fish shopping In l.A.,

The atm crew was busy packing up The tropical smoothie tank

To ship off safely to florida, And we weren't far behind.

Down. Right there.

Crack these babies open.

And this goes like this?

Yep.

We got it. We got it. Whoo-hoo!

Perfect.

Brett: wayde, We need a smoothie break.

Wayde: one of the perks of This jobsite is free smoothies,

And I'm not one to let a bonus Slip through these fingers.

Bro, you don't let any food slip Through those fingers.

[ laughs ]

Come on. Let's get back to work already.

Let's not even make This aquarium.

Let's fill this up And put a straw in it for you

And you can drink Out of it.

Perfect. [ laughs ]

Underneath it. Get under it.

Get it up.

Okay. We straight up?

Don't put the weight On those pressure points.

Watch your fingers. Put a corner in first.

Wait a second. I got brain freeze.

[ chuckles ] Then I'll help.

Do you really?

Oh, yeah.

[ laughter ]

Brett: It should be a quick one.

You're brain's not that big. Let's go.

You ready? All right. Here we go.

Hold the tank, please. It's not gonna spin.

This tank is top-heavy.

We have these steel tabs Sticking out

To hold it From teeter-tottering.

It's not sliding in correctly, And we have to move it.

See? It's not sitting right In the hole.

It's wedged. It will crack from weight.

If this tank isn't Flat and flush when we Fill it up with water,

The weight of the water can Crack the bottom of the tank.

It's sitting on the weld.

We need to move The whole tank somehow

And get it So it's sitting flush.

I'm stuffed Right against this tab.

One of the steel tabs might have Shifted during shipment.

So we're gonna lift it And bend it out

And then put the tank back in.

Brett: tilt it Back towards that way.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa [bleep]

There's no way He's gonna get it in here.

[ car horns blaring ]

Stop! Hold on.

Brett: We're in tampa, florida,

Installing The tropical smoothie aquarium.

The tank isn't sitting flush On the stand,

So we're gonna have to bend a Steel tab to make it sit flush.

Tilt it Back towards that way.

[ grunts ]

Guys. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Guys, whoa! Easy.

Not too much there.

If we bent this steel tab too Far, it could snap right off.

[ smacks tank ] There.

So it might have been Too much.

Move. That's fine. Hold on. No one move it first.

Right there It lays dead flat.

That's what I like.

That was close.

Now all we have to do is get The plumbing and the fruit in.

The only way To get this fruit in

Is for brandon to perform A stunt worthy of batman.

So he's gonna do some acrobatics To get the bananas

And pineapples in So they look just right.

There you go.

I like the black shoes And white socks, though.

Yeah, without a doubt. Fashion statement.

Give him the bananas.

That guy looks like tarzan Up there.

[ echoing ] I'm gonna fall on my head.

Right there. Up.

All right. Let's get water in this baby.

Like fine wine for the fish.

Brett: while the tank's Filling up with water...

Wayde: this water going in Is making me thirsty.

...Wayde's filling up, as well.

I need A pineapple delight smoothie.

Wayde: thank you.

I'll take a mango magic.

That's Just what you need.

I'd like A rockin' raspberry.

Here you go. Thank you.

How many of those things You have today?

A few.

Wayde. A few.

I think you're lying.

Really? You told me you had a few.

Wayde: The fish just got here,

And we're starting The acclimation process.

Hold the one bag.

Why don't you get The drip started?

Right now The environment in the tank

Is exactly where we want it To be.

The fish came in a little cold From shipping,

So what we're gonna do is,

We're gonna take water Out of the main tank

And put it into the bucket.

We're gonna match the ph,

The salinity, And the temperature.

All right, guys. Let's start the drip right now.

Brett: don't do it too fast.

The fish are all comfy now.

It's time to put them Into the big tank.

What do you got for me, Big guy?

I'm gonna get you a handful Of damsels here.

Wow. Electric blue. Look at them.

Awesome.

Look at them go.

Yo, here's a banana -- A yellow tang.

All we need to do now is put The top on, and we're ready.

Oh, yeah.

We kicked the owner And his family out of The shop for the day.

Now it's finally time to share Our version of a smoothie.

Yeah, I hope rob Likes the flavor.

Rob, You and your family ready?

Whoa!

What do you guys think of that, Huh?

Whoa!

Even the top -- it, like, Looks like styrofoam.

That's exactly what it is.

It's styrofoam With a plastic lid.

It's like The real lid.

Look at the banana.

Everybody from the street Can see it now.

Hey, when you look at it, It makes you thirsty.

Is that real fruit In there?

It's not real fruit, But what we did is,

We took the real fruit And we molded

Off that real fruit To make this fruit.

Insane! Pretty cool, huh?

Look at all the fish In there.

Brett: this thing has 50 fish in there.

A lot of these colors Represent the colors

That you guys make in smoothies And, also, some of the flavors.

We have an orangeshoulder tang.

We have a strawberry Pseudochromis in there.

Strawberries -- That's our big thing.

Wayde: so the lemonpeel. Yes, oh the lemonpeel.

Don't you see with the blue ring Around its eye?

I got to thank you, man. Love it. Absolutely love it.

Brett: we're out of here. Take care and enjoy.

Don't drink all that smoothie Tonight.

[ laughter ]

We flew into l.A. This morning To install the "Jackass" tank.

Wayde: yeah, We're cutting out a section

Of jeff tremaine's floor To expose the foundation.

This is gonna support The 2-ton gigantic aquarium.

Yeah, and we're waiting For a gigantic delivery.

Redneck's bringing the tank in From vegas.

There's no way He's gonna get it in here.

Look at the size Of these streets.

We're on a hill.

Jeff lives In the hollywood hills,

And there's only one way in And out of his neighborhood.

The last thing this place needs Is more traffic.

And redneck -- he has to weave Our 20-foot trailer up here

And back it in To a tight driveway.

Cut into That guys driveway.

We're gonna back you in.

Oh, this is gonna be A nightmare.

[ car horns blaring ]

There's like four cars On the hill waiting right now.

He's blocking the entire street Right now,

And there's horns honking.

We're trying To back the trailer in.

So give it a few seconds. We're gonna get it in there.

Stop! Stop! Hold on.

He's gonna take out The water spigot.

You're right up against The water spigot.

You're gonna have to pull Forward a hair.

I know. You're losing Power-steering fluid.

[ blaring continues ]

Come on down.

[ chuckling ] Oh, my god.

Brett: my favorite "Jackass," Johnny knoxville,

Walks through the door.

What a surprise.

[ car horns blaring ]

Brett: we're in the hills Of los angeles,

Installing the "Jackass" tank At jeff tremaine's house.

It's a tight squeeze To back our huge trailer

Up to jeff's man-cave doors.

But redneck -- He's a master maneuverer.

[ car horns blaring ]

Wayde: he's blocking traffic. Cars are honking.

People are getting mad.

Redneck's gonna blow a gasket.

Good! Stop there for a minute!

Get these cars out of here, One at a time.

Brett: This back-in was so intense That it actually blew out

The power-steering gasket On redneck's truck.

He's not gonna be happy.

Shut it down.

Listen, by far, this was

The hardest backing-in On any jobsite.

We're in. Let's get the tank in And make them happy.

Good job.

That was An extremely tight squeeze.

I wasn't sure It was gonna make it.

We're in. We're starting to move The stuff in.

We still have A lot of work to do.

The steel stand's Going in first.

Brett: yeah, let's go.

Watch the walls, guys.

And the pool table.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Are we in?

Yep.

It fits like a glove.

Luckily, Jeff has this big empty closet

Off to the side of his man cave.

This is where we're gonna put All the plumbing and filters in

For this whopping aquarium.

Prepping the tank for plumbing Took up a lot of the day.

Now it's finally time to get The tank into jeff's house.

[ grunts ]

Steer it a little bit, Brett.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold it.

My end -- my wheel is coming Close to the edge.

[ grunts ]

Come on. Let's go.

What are you trying to do, Brett?

I'm gonna push the cart.

Brett's gonna push the cart, So hold the tank, guys.

Oh, there you go. Watch your feet, brett.

[ grunts ] Okay.

Look at that.

You finally figured out

How to get something done Laying down on the job.

Oh, real funny. At least I can get up after I lay down.

We got to jack this up.

Jeff has a step Going into his house,

So we had to put a cart On the inside,

One on the outside, Jack it up

So the tank Can slide on the cart

So we can roll it in And put it on the stand.

We're lifting it at the same Time they're jacking it.

Say three, And we keep doing it.

Three. One...Two...Three. [ grunts ]

Let's go! Two inches!

Both: one...Two...Three. [ grunts ]

Good. Perfect. Keep coming.

Stop.

Slide it on, boys. This one's going home.

Redneck: only a foot more.

[ grunting ]

[ grunts ]

There it is. Good job, guys. Yeah!

Wow.

We're done for the night.

Tomorrow, We'll get back here.

We'll finish the rest of the Plumbing, get him finished up.

Wayde: This is day two.

We got to haul ass And get it done.

I'm gonna get the barrel ready For the water.

All right. I'll bring the sand down.

I got the live sand.

Brett: the live marine bacteria In the sand

Stabilizes the tank quickly.

Water is ready. We can pump it in.

But you should just get The props in first.

Aaron, Be careful with him.

He's got a sore head.

If jeff doesn't like The revised skull,

I'm gonna be the one With the sore head.

Perfect.

Now lean it forward.

Looks great.

Let's fill her up.

Let's get the fish in.

Look at this guy. He doesn't want to come out.

He likes the bag.

Oh, yeah.

Clown grouper.

You related to him, brett? He's a clown.

No. That's on heather's side Of the family.

Look at the puffer Right here.

Hey, buddy. How you doing? Hmm?

I got the last one. You ready?

The humahuma-nooku- Nooku-apua.

The nooku-nooku humahuma?

Put him in With the picasso trigger.

Here he goes.

You know, Jeff is a very picky client.

Go get him. All right. Hold that.

His vision and our vision Might not be the same,

But I guess we're gonna see In a little bit.

Come on down, guys. Come on down.

[ chuckling ] Oh, my god.

Oh, my.

Man, that's awesome.

Man: whoa. Johnny: wow.

You guys killed it, man. This is beyond...

Brett: my favorite "Jackass," Johnny knoxville,

Walks through the door.

That was a nice surprise. I was super-excited.

What's going on, bud?

It's a surprise. How you doing, Man? Nice to see you.

Oh, the skull and crutches. This is insane.

It's never been made Three-dimensional. It's a work of art.

Brett: the other thing That you guys are famous for

Is the shopping-cart stunt That you guys do everywhere.

Jeff: all right.

So we wanted to put The shopping cart in there

As a little dedication.

[ chuckles ] That's a fun little icon.

Oh, look at this angel Right here.

Brett: Yep. That's a maculosus angel. It comes from the red sea.

About 60 fish in here -- Species from all over the world.

We got eels in there.

This is awesome.

What's that school With the green chrome?

Wayde: oh, Those are green chromis.

It's amazing, you guys. I'm so impressed.

What happens When they reproduce?

You have more. [ chuckles ]

And they have babies.

And what happens To the babies?

They swim.

[ laughter ]

Jeff: how thick is that acrylic, Man? Look at that.

2-inches thick. It's bulletproof.

2-inches thick? Yeah.

And the reason why it needs To be so thick --

If you look down The actual aquarium,

If it's not that thick, It makes the aquariums bow.

And what we do is, We make sure

That the aquarium's, You know, thick enough,

Where you're not gonna see Any bowing whatsoever.

So this aquarium Will last you forever.

Bulletproof? Yes.

Oh, yeah?

[ laughter ]

On "Jackass" Four or five,

I don't want to see this thing Blow up, all right?

Enjoy it. Beer.

I was gonna say, "Hey, there's a bar."

I'm sorry to interrupt, But there's beer there.

Every man cave Has a kegerator.

[ screams, laughter ]

Wham-o!Wham-o!

Oh, that's funny.

[ laughter ]

I was very excited That it was him and not me.

"Wee man," come on. Have a beer.

Brett: come on. You've done worse than that.

Just take one for the team. Come on.

Yeah, you hold him up.

You hold him up, And I'll pull it.

Oh, I'll hold him up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Teamwork.

One...Two...

Ow!

[ laughter ]

That's the scariest beer ever.

[ laughter ]

Hee-hee-hee!

Brett: Our two tanks this go-around

Were like "Beauty and the beast."

The tropical smoothie cup Is refreshing

And beautifully filled With fruit-themed fish.

And the beastly "Jackass" tank

Has gnarly fish swimming around A creepy skull.

Jeff tremaine's whopping 2-ton, 10-foot-wide tank is so big

That we had to sit it right on The foundation of the house

For support.

Professional prankster jeff Is serious

About This 1,150-gallon aquarium.

He handpicked This misfit gang of 60 fish

And pushed redneck To his artistic best

To get the skull-and-crutches Logo perfect.

Let's just hope the fish Don't try anything funny

With the shopping cart.

And one word for The tropical smoothie cup --

"Tropitude."

This 9-foot-tall aquarium Is a tall drink of beauty.

60 pretty fish swim around A 250-gallon tropical paradise

With handmade strawberries, Bananas, and pineapples.

And it took wayde 14 smoothies

To get through The nine-hour install.

Wayde: hey, brett. Brett. Frankie's back.

I hope He's not too banged up.

[ horror music plays ]

[ gasps ]

Oh, my [bleep]

Holy [bleep]

Sit down, dude.

Oh, my lord. Sit down, bro. Sit down.

You all right?

[ groans ] It hurts To even stand up.

Well, sit down.

How long you gonna be Out of commission?

[ groans ] He said two months.

Huh. Two months. What am I gonna Do about quotes now?

Dude, don't worry about that. Take all the time you need.

Don't sweat it.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I mean, definitely take Two months, dude.

Why don't you Just go home?

[ sighs ] Great. Wonderful.

All right, guys.

Hey, what are you doing? Don't take that off.

You're gonna get hurt. You're gonna hurt yourself.

What are you doing?

[ sighs ] I only broke my wrist.

Oh, that's real funny. So it's a joke.

I'll see you guys In two months.

Two months? Frankie.

[ bell dings ]

He thinks he's funny, Huh?

Brett: yeah, real funny.

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