Original subtitles

Narrator: On this episode of "Tanked"...

But there's somebody a little Bit more important than me

That needs to like this, And that's kiss --

All here Looking at your tank.

We want this To just be like

A celebration Of what petco's all about.

A full range of animals.

Wayde: You scared of snakes?

Why do you got to bring him Near me? I don't like it.

Whoa! Whoa!

I'll make a bet with you. I got a great idea.

If I win, you dress up As a kiss character.

If you win, I'll dress up.

[ laughs ]

[ cheers and applause ]

Wow!

Look at that!

Wayde: I'm wayde king.

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

-- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com

Captions paid for by Discovery communications

Wayde, brett, get in here asap.

[ both laugh ]

I'm so excited!

What?

Guess what lead I just got.

Who?

It's a tank for a mini golf Course here in vegas.

Okay.

And it's themed for A big legendary rock band.

I got it. Justin bieber?

Justin bieber's not even A rock band, dummy!

Oh, whatever.

Kiss!

Good job! All right!

Kiss was on the stereo When I had my first kiss.

The camaros, the big hair -- Those were the days.

I'm so excited for kiss!

A kiss-themed mini golf course? Yes.

I did dress up as them once For halloween.

Did you really? Absolutely.

[ both laugh ]

Brett: we're on our way To meet christina

From kiss monster mini golf.

She's heading up The indoor course.

Christina: how are you? How are you?

Wow! Look at this place. It's pretty cool.

So, tell me a little bit About this place.

We're monster mini golf.

We've got about 30-plus Locations across the country,

All monster themed.

But when we brought it to vegas, We need a little bit of rock.

When you need a little bit Of rock, you need kiss.

So, you're mixing rock With golf?

And now you want to incorporate A fish tank?

This place is awesome. Give us a tour.

Yeah, yeah. Show us around. That'd be great.

Oh!

We actually found A bigger head than yours.

Christina: from gene's head To paul's giant boot,

This is awesome.

Opening night, we'll have to Come and [whistles]

It rocks. It rolls.

And it rolls. It rocks and rolls.

Dude, I could have been A rock star!

What planet are you from?

From planet "Rock on." Aah!

This is the area For the fish tank,

So we're looking For something

That's gonna be A photo opportunity

When people walk in,

And they're all gonna go, "Wow! This is kiss."

Now, what about things Like a big, giant tongue

Or something on the wall, Like something cool like that?

You know, you think about kiss, Four band members.

Right. Not one tongue.

If we did a tank that was Encased by huge speakers?

I like it.

Big speakers, The big, crazy stage,

And we can make this thing, Like, a fish-tank concert.

That's a good idea. That's not bad, right?

What about doing big letters Inside the tank?

Kiss logo right inside The middle of the tank.

All right. I like that.

When putting that kiss logo Anywhere, even here,

It needs to be perfect.

It's either perfect, Or it's nothing.

I'll take care of it. He'll make it perfect.

But there's somebody a little Bit more important than me

That needs to like this.

And that's kiss.

Oh, really? They're gonna be here?

Big grand opening, All here looking at your tank.

Wow, that's awesome.

We definitely Got to tell agnes.

But one thing I need from you.

Wayde will get you The drawings.

Just make sure When they sign off on them,

All four of them sign it.

[ laughter ]

I'll do my best On that one.

Kiss is gonna be At the grand opening.

This is awesome!

Multi-platinum records, Sold-out tours,

These guys are rock gods.

I can't wait to tell agnes.

The kiss tank That you turned us on to?

We got it. Done. Sold.

Did you really? Yeah, we did.

There's a kicker, though. What?

You're gonna get To meet them.

Oh! I'm so excited!

Are you serious? I swear to god. I'm not lying.

I really get to meet them? Yeah.

I'm planning an outfit. You know that, right?

Agnes is all about Rock 'n' roll.

I'm all about the animals.

Hey, puppy.

[ smooches ] Hey, puppy.

How you doing?

That's why I'm pumped To be here in san diego

To meet the c.E.O. Of petco, Jim myers.

Hey, good to see you guys. Nice to meet ya.

The company just built

A brand-new Corporate headquarters,

And they're interested in A very special tank.

Let me show you around.

We get a lot of pets That come and visit.

[ dog barks ]

This headquarters here is crazy. It's kind of like atm.

The employees here get to bring Their pets to work every day.

There's dogs. There's little guinea pigs.

There's lizards. There's turtles.

Jim: anna here has got Hissing cockroaches.

I think I saw a few of those In redneck's trailer.

You got everything in here. Look at that.

Man: yep, the snake.

I've got the spider, The tarantula.

Why would you have A pet tarantula?

Why wouldn't you have A tarantula as a pet?

Not big on spiders Or snakes.

Brett: wayde's like a kid In a candy store,

And he's roaming around petco Playing with all these animals.

This isn't usually my style,

But, seriously, we got to Get down to business.

This is where we wanted to Make it come to life.

A lot of people Come through here.

We want this to just be Like a celebration

Of what petco's all about -- Like a billboard that pops.

When people come in, They say, "Wow!"

This tank is Right in the middle

Of petco's Corporate headquarters,

Right next To their boardroom.

A lot of powerful people Are gonna see this tank.

Wayde: did you have Anything in mind?

We want to capture the full Range of animals we have

And go beyond Just the fish.

You want to, like, tell The petco story, basically?

I got a vision. Oh.

I got a vision. How do you like that one?

Wayde wants to be the visionary On this one,

And I'm fine with that.

I've had so many visions, My eyeballs need a rest.

Wayde: If we do three separate tanks, You can see from both sides.

One's a freshwater, One's a saltwater,

And then you have A terrarium.

That's not a bad idea.

Hey, now you guys Are really talking.

I'm not touching No snakes.

Oh, I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it.

I can't wait to see What you guys come up with.

So, how was the petco consult? It was the bomb.

Normally, I'm the visionary. This time, it was wayde.

He was the visionary. He would not shut up!

What? I love animals!

[ smooching ]

Tell me about it, Dr. Dolittle.

It's better Than dr. Do-nothing.

[ chuckles ]

Heather: When I met wayde,

He had this iguana Named "Ninja."

Like this big. I swear to god.

He did have it, Like, potty trained.

You should have seen That thing wipe its ass.

[ laughter ]

You taught the iguana To wipe its own butt?

He flushes The toilet, too.

My god, You're making me cry. Stop.

[ laughter ]

Hey, brett? Yeah?

I got the latest rendering, And we got some challenges here.

For what?

This is For the petco tank.

There's three Separate tanks here

That we kind of want to make, Like, one and make it flawless,

But there's a lot of stuff Going into this.

It's hard enough To get the conditions right

For one group of animals.

Multiply that by three --

Three plumbing setups, Three temperature zones,

And three lighting systems.

This is no joke.

These tanks are gonna show off A variety of animals

In the petco family.

The centerpiece is a large, Rectangular saltwater tank

With a custom coral insert.

On each side of it will be An acrylic cylinder.

One is a freshwater tank,

And one is a terrarium With a custom-built tree

That will be home To my least favorite pet --

Snakes.

To make sure

That all the animals in The petco family are included,

We're gonna have a local artist Make some animal carvings

For the outside of the tank.

Do me a favor.

Figure out All the life support for this,

Get me the numbers So I can move forward.

No problem. Done. All right. Cool.

What is this? This ain't right.

Who doesn't know what The kiss letters look like?

Chuy.

We're making a tank For kiss monster mini golf,

And the band's gonna be there For the grand opening.

So, we got to make sure This thing's just right.

I sent the plans to the owner, Christina,

And she's faxing back A few little tweaks.

Brett and agnes To wayde's office, please.

And it's not only her That has some ideas.

The kiss tank? My lead.

The band themselves Made some changes.

We got to please the band With a kiss-worthy tank.

The pressure's already on.

Now they have some ideas That we have to work in.

This is a big deal.

Brett: the guys from kiss want To give this saltwater tank

A bow-front face.

It's a great idea,

And it's gonna make The whole thing

Look like center stage At a rock show.

To keep with the rock theme,

We're also gonna surround The tank with amplifiers

And install lights Under the acrylic "Kiss" logo.

The indoor course is dark,

And we really want to make The letters pop.

So lighting this tank Is gonna be a challenge.

Ahh! Love it!

[ telephone ringing ]

We need to talk shipping with The general, and he's m.I.A.

If he doesn't get on These shipments,

We're gonna be Missing deadlines.

And you know what? I think I know where he's at.

The general may look like A sweet old man,

But underneath that track suit Is a manipulating mastermind.

His new scam is he takes Our vendors on tour of the shop

Just to weasel himself A free lunch.

Believe me. Wow, it's nice.

I mean, here's everything, Everything that you can see.

Well, I'll have to bring My grandkid back.

Hey, I was thinking about Getting some lunch.

My favorite, Not too far from here,

It's a great deli.

It's got great food. It's got great soup.

Well, you got time? Yeah, yeah. I got time.

I'll buy you lunch.

I told you he was good.

That sounds good to me. Thank you.

Let's go. All right. Come on.

We can't wait For the general anymore.

We got to get some work done Around here.

Let's set it up just like we're Gonna do at petco, all right?

We have three separate tanks --

A big saltwater center tank With a cylinder on each side.

One is for freshwater.

The other is a terrarium For plants and reptiles.

Now I want to see How the custom tree insert fits

To see how many snakes I'm gonna get.

Come on, hercules. Up over your head.

Dude, I can throw this thing Above my head.

Don't do anything, brett.

We don't want you To strain a hair.

I'm making sure You don't scratch the tree.

[ chuckles ]

There's a lot of leaves In there.

Maybe it is Too many leaves.

You want me to thin the leaves Out a little bit?

Yeah. Maybe take a few Off the front

And then move them To the back.

Hey. I think you should Leave it alone. Get it?

[ chuckles ]

I'm gonna make like a tree And "Leaf."

All right, leave. Get out of here.

I'm gonna make sure The general isn't scamming

Any more free lunches.

Well, look who's here.

How you doing, general?

Hey, how are you, tom? Nice to see you.

I'm doing great.

Let me show you the freight, Because it's in the back.

We got some really great things Going on here.

We have a coral insert For a beautiful tank,

Which I'm hoping you're gonna Be able to ship for me.

Create everything From scratch, huh?

Everything from scratch. Isn't that unbelievable?

So, um, what are you doing Right now?

Well, I'm planning on Going out to lunch.

Interested or...?

Yeah, no. I'm always interested.

Well, let's go. Okay, let's go.

Come on.

[ telephone ringing ]

We still haven't talked shipping With the general,

And he's nowhere to be found.

I have a feeling there's Some free pastrami involved.

This is ridiculous.

Here he comes.

What? How many lunches you have today?

What do you mean? I went out to lunch one time!

I think you went out twice. I know he did.

You know what? That's crazy.

You want to bet?

You know what? I'll bet.

What do you want to -- What do you want to bet?

I got a great idea. Let me hear.

We got a new job. It's for the kiss tank.

I'll make a bet with you that You went out to two lunches.

If I win, you dress up As a kiss character.

If you win, I'll dress up. Want to bet on it?

You know what? You got a deal.

One of those two numskulls In makeup and platform boots?

The guys in the shop are never Gonna let them live this down.

Whoever loses, The rest of us are all winners.

I'm getting too old for this.

Let's check These letters out.

Said he left them On the table.

Wayde: I gave chuy A very important job order.

He's designing The acrylic letters

For the kiss monster mini golf Tank.

Christina -- she notices Every little detail,

So these letters Got to be just right.

This ain't right.

That's no good.

Look at the "S."

It looks like a dead snake.

That's not how The kiss letters look.

Who doesn't know what The kiss letters look like?

Chuy. Come on.

I told him I needed Some letters cut out for kiss.

He nodded his head. I thought he knew.

Apparently, kiss never made it To chuy's stereo,

'cause these letters suck.

This is sorry.

No bueno, chuy.

I'm gonna get him a logo so That he knows what he's doing,

'cause this cannot fly.

Brett: There's no way that we can Show christina these letters.

She might shove That platform boot

Right where the sun Doesn't shine.

We need to get these letters Right and quick

Because she's on her way over To check on them.

Chuy.

Do you remember What the bet was?

General: yeah.

All right. You see you walk in With the lunch bag?

Is that two times In one day?

Um...

Brett: chuy was way off when It came to the acrylic letters

For the kiss monster Mini golf tank,

But once we gave them Something to work off of,

The guys in the shop Got it going,

And the letters look great.

We got these things sanded And polished just in time,

'cause christina from the course Is here to check them out.

What do you think?

I think We're about 80% there,

And it has to be The perfect kiss logo.

It can't be almost a perfect Kiss logo, you know?

We've got a "K" issue.

We've got to cut this in And come down a little bit.

So, how far do you Want to go in here? About an inch maybe?

And then an inch down And just match it?

Yes. See, actually where you Just made your fingers...

That mark right here? Yep.

I know it doesn't look like A big deal, but it's a --

I mean, It's a big deal to kiss.

It's kiss.

Let me get to work.

We got to do A little bit more now,

A lot of sanding and polishing So we can make the deadlines.

That'd be great.

As long as it looks perfect, We're good.

Wayde: chuy and the guys Are finishing up.

Now it's time for me and The general to settle our bet.

Now, the general says He went out for one lunch,

And wayde says He went out for two.

The loser of the bet

Has to dress up Like a member of kiss.

My dad thinks there's no way That wayde can prove him wrong,

But he seems to forget That we got this place wired

And there's security footage

To prove Beyond a shadow of a doubt

That he went out to lunch Not once, but twice.

I got him. I got him.

Grab your popcorn,

'cause the viewing party Is about to begin.

Busted.

Come here. We got to show you something.

Yeah, You got to check this out.

Irwin, You see your office here?

Yeah.

You see you walking out?

Yeah.

All right. You see you walk in With the lunch bag?

Uh, yeah.

Now I'm speeding up.

You see this guy you're going Back out for lunch with?

Is that two times In one day?

Caught on the cameras?

Um...

You know what?

I forgot that maybe I went out For the second lunch.

You remember What the bet was?

Yeah, um...

You had to dress -- I got to dress up like kiss.

Heather: Can I ask you a question?

Yeah. Do you know who kiss is?

Kiss is a person?

Kiss -- I thought it was A chocolate kiss.

Yeah, that's what I thought it was.

No, kiss is a rock band.

They're not having you dress up As chocolate.

You got to dress up Like one of these guys.

Are you...?!

[ laughter ]

Are you kidding me?!

This is what you bet me?

Full hair, Full makeup, full --

Oh, no! Oh, no!

I'm not wearing Shoes like that!

Brett: hey, I just Thought of something.

Doesn't kiss wear spandex?

Yeah.

I think we might have Just lost this bet.

[ both chuckle ]

You guys hungry? Yeah.

Brett: since the general was Such a good sport

And since wayde and I Haven't had one lunch yet,

We're off to dairy queen

To buy the general His last free meal.

Woman: how are you?

You guys got more stuff Than ice cream in here.

I didn't know that.

Give me three Chicken strip baskets.

4-piece or 6-, guys? I want a 6.

What do you think he wants? [ laughter ]

And three Of the oreo blizzards.

Okay, I got three Oreo medium blizzards.

See that? One. It's like magic.

Wow, look at that.

Wayde: Got a question for you.

What's that?

How did all these Free lunches start?

How did you get all these guys With all these free lunches?

Every day, you're going out To free lunches!

People want to Do business with me.

I say, "Listen, Let's discuss it over lunch."

And everybody's very agreeable And very accommodating.

You guys got me. I mean, you really got me.

I appreciate you taking me here, Because I'll tell you,

These chicken fingers Really are good.

Brett: that was Your last free lunch, general.

Next time, The blizzard's on you.

Now that our bellies are full,

It's back to the shop And back to work.

After we reworked the kiss Letters for a second time,

Christina signed off on them.

Getting these things just right Was a lot harder that I thought.

Kiss monster mini golf Is indoors,

And it's really dark in there.

Our challenge is gonna be

To make the acrylic letters pop Inside the tank.

We're gonna need A lot of lighting

In a small amount of space.

L.E.D. Lights are the way to go For this job.

They're energy-efficient And compact,

Meaning we can get a lot of Lights underneath these letters.

There's 400 l.E.D.S here, You know.

Look at that -- Dances all different colors.

Oh, dude. That's bright.

That's gonna be good, I think.

Listen, we got to do A test run on this.

Wayde: Roger, nick, give him a hand Bringing the letters over first.

There you go. Slide it right over.

What are we doing?

Hooking up The kiss lights.

Oh, I'm excited.

This is gonna be cool. That's awesome.

All right. Let's plug this baby in.

You know what? This doesn't look so good.

It's not that impressive.

It's too bright in here, Dude.

Let's cover this whole thing up. Let's cover it up.

We'll make a little tent.

Come on, redneck. You've built some tepees before.

Agnes: what are you doing, Building a fort?

Yes.

Boys and their forts.

Try the remote from there. Let me see.

Check that out.

The bottom -- there you go. What do you think of that?

Oh, my god! That's so cool!

Wow, look at that.

I love it! Agnes: I don't even know.

I love kiss, so it just looks So good lit up and everything.

It's like kiss In its full glory.

That just took me back To high school.

Wayde: now it's time For a quick fish fact.

The answer is "B" -- Self defense.

The lion is One scary-looking dude,

And some of these spikes Carry a deadly poison

That make would-be predators

Want to stay far away From this fish.

This petco job Is a first for atm.

We're building a saltwater tank, A freshwater tank,

And a terrarium All in one install.

To fill these tanks up With the best animals,

We went right to the source.

I'm rob.

Hey, buddy -- brett. How's it going, man?

What they told us, really,

Is that we can shop In this huge store,

Get whatever we want, You're the man to hook us up.

I am the man.

Oh, yeah? That's what I like to hear.

So, what were You guys thinking?

Do you want something A little fast-moving,

You want A nice peaceful tank?

Wayde: I want The center tank to move.

Perfect.

Well, we got a couple wrasses Right here.

This is a paddlefin wrasse here, And this is a banana wrasse.

They're fast-moving.

They're gonna have A lot of activity.

Those two look nice in the tank Cruising around. They'll move.

Got to make sure that we Put places for them to hide, Though. They like to hide.

All right. Cool. So, what else you got?

I got A nice trigger here.

This is a niger trigger.

I like the niger trigger, Some of the passive triggers.

So, I think we got a great start With the saltwater.

I think it's time to move on To freshwater.

And let's do The freshwater

A little bit more calm And relaxed.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah.

That's fine,

But we're also thinking about, Like, maybe different levels.

You know, like, maybe Having some bottom dwellers,

Some middle dwellers, And some top dwellers?

Yeah, we don't want To put them in and them All go to the bottom.

Piece of cake.

We got some great-looking Red flames in here.

Yeah, I like those, rob.

And they're Almost full-grown.

On the very bottom there Is some beautiful barbs.

I like their noses, how they're All pink and red like that.

I think we got The freshwater down pat.

I think the saltwater's Pretty good.

I want to check out, you know, The terrarium stuff.

This is a ball python.

Can I hold him? Sure. Sure.

Yeah?

Oh.

They make excellent pets.

Why do you got to bring him Near me? I don't like it.

Look at this guy. He's cool.

When the thing can run Down the street

And chase a ball like my dog, Then it'll become a great pet.

Pet him once.

I live my life by two rules --

Always double down on 11 And never pet snakes.

If you're gonna go with A kind of an arboreal snake,

I got something On the end.

This is The green tree python.

Wow, dude. Look at that.

The green tree python.

What about that turtle? Turtle? Forget the turtle.

I'm digging the turtle Kind of more for the tank.

No. We're definitely getting This guy, dude.

I want to see this guy. Can I take him out?

Yeah. Absolutely.

Now, listen to me. On that note, you take him out.

I'll be out in the car.

I want to take this guy out. Have fun.

Wow, check him out.

There you go.

Oh, look at him. I want him.

I really like this guy.

We don't usually Work with reptiles.

Now I know why.

Brett -- he acts like a little Girl when he's around them.

Oh, easy. Everybody has a fear, big guy.

Mine is with snakes. Yours? Salad.

Yo, "B"? Yeah?

Hey. Let's go fishing.

Fishing for what? The kiss tank.

To fill the kiss monster Mini golf tank,

We're gonna pick out fish

To represent each member Of the band.

We have a brand-new retail store Filled with fish here at atm.

That's gonna be perfect.

Wayde: We got the hawk fish.

Nah, I don't know. It's too small.

You got the dartfish.

Pajama cardinals, you know. Brett: nah.

Oh, dude. You know what I see? Look at him.

That guy's the bomb. Agnes: oh, yeah!

That's like gene simmons, The lionfish, dude?

He's for sure gene simmons.

He's got all the hair Going crazy.

I like that.

Hey, you know What'd be great?

If the lion had a long tongue That came out, right?

[ laughs ] Did you see the lionfish?

What else?

What else? What else we got over here?

What about starchild?

Clown grouper.

He's got the markings like them. You see him right here?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That can be paul. That one's perfect.

Those stripes Need to be the cat.

The heniochus?

Yeah, the heniochus. Uh-huh.

Yes.

He's got all the stripes on him. That's cool.

And look. The personifer.

For spaceman.

'cause of all those colors. Oh, yeah.

These are really nice fish. I think they'll work out great.

My favorite Is the lionfish.

Lookit -- He's wild. He's crazy.

I love him. All right.

You know what? You guys go back to work.

I think I'm gonna hang here With the band.

Oh, cute.

I love that.

Oh, I like this guy.

What a groupie!

Or should I say "Grouper"?

The fish are picked out, And guess what time it is.

Payback time for the general.

[ telephone rings ]

General: atm.

Oh, you're here?

I made a bet with the general

That he went out to lunch twice In one day, and he lost.

Now he's got to dress up Like gene simmons from kiss.

The old man's Been avoiding it all day.

Did you bring the hypoallergenic Cream for my face?

'cause I need that.

I'm really allergic.

It's very sensitive.

I'll be in the back in a minute.

There's drains in this room, And it actually --

Okay, so the tank's on The second floor right here.

You go down in the basement. It comes --

[ laughs ]

Open the door. That door?

That ain't going Through there.

Oh, so close, But yet so far.

Wayde: we're doing a tank

For a kiss-themed mini golf Course here in las vegas,

And to get into the spirit, I bet the general,

And he lost.

Now he's got to dress up Like gene simmons

In front of the whole atm staff.

He's gonna be so humiliated.

This is gonna be good.

Man: 1, 2, 3, 4.

Aaaah!

[ both laugh ]

Aaaaah!

Brett: you look like A psychedelic penguin.

[ laughs ]

General gene! [ laughs ]

Aaaaah!

You're scaring me Right now.

You're scaring The crap out of me.

Just look at the thighs. Look at the hair.

Aaah!

Oh, my god! What's the lesson of the day?

The lesson of the day is Don't lose a bet.

That's right! Don't lose a bet.

Wayde: we're definitely going In the office.

I don't know if I could walk All the way to the office.

You know what? We'll push you in there.

Hold on. We'll get a cart or something.

If he falls In those platform boots,

He could break a hip,

And there is no way that I'm Dropping him off at the e.R.

Looking like that.

All right. Coming through.

Here I come.

It's hannibal lecter's Ugly cousin.

[ laughter ]

Whoa!

Go! Oh, whoa!

[ both laugh ]

General: the general Does pay his bets.

Oh, my god!

I've never seen you With this much hair.

Anyone want pictures with him, They're $5 apiece, okay?

[ laughter ]

While the general Wipes off his makeup

And uses the jaws of life To take off those tights,

We're headed off to san diego To install the petco tanks.

[ horn honks ]

Watch the bump. Easy.

Where's this going?

Upstairs.

[ elevator bell dings ]

Ooh, that is A pretty small elevator.

Yeah, it is really small.

Pull it in.

Watch your stomach. Tuck in.

Watch the walls, robert. Redneck: I'm trying.

I'm right against The wall.

I'm trying.

I think this thing's At capacity right now.

[ elevator bell dings ]

[ chuckles ] What took you guys so long?

Dude, This elevator's slow.

Oh, don't blame it On the elevator.

It was the weight That it was carrying.

All right. Open the door.

That door? Yeah, that door.

Who measured That door, now?

That ain't going Through there.

Squeeze it through. Let's see.

Dude, why didn't you Measure the door

The first time We were here?

I was playing And petting with the dogs.

Why didn't you? Why didn't I?

You know I'm allergic To tape measures.

Dude, you're allergic To everything.

Squeeze it through. Let's see.

Dude, look how big This thing is.

We might be able To get this through.

See? Look.

Oh, so close, but yet so far.

Back this out.

Let's get the tool box! Aah! That's my toe!

Well, move your toe!

[ drill whirring ]

Slide it -- look at that. Right through.

Just barely.

Wayde: it was hard enough To get the tanks

Up the elevator Through the door.

Now we have to line them up Perfectly on the stands,

And we're talking Three tanks here.

All right, guys. All the way up.

Straight up. There we go.

Easy. Careful. Don't scratch it.

Walk around. Walk around.

It's gonna be A tight squeeze.

You got to lift Your side up, guys.

There we go. Straight down. Beautiful.

Go up. Go up. Up, up, up, up, up.

Wait, my fingers. My fingers.

Forget your fingers. My heads in the ceiling.

Somebody look underneath. All right.

Okay? Yeah, we're good.

There you go. Straight on. You're on.

Okay, I'm gonna drop it down A little bit.

Push. Get on the counter.

Now drop it down.

Oh, be careful. Hold on. Now drop it.

Wayde: The tanks are in place.

Now we got to get the freshwater And the saltwater pumped in.

It takes a lot of hose And a lot of pressure

To pump 600 gallons of water Up two flights of stairs.

To make the environments more Comfortable for these animals,

Petco gave us some plants For the tanks

And a reptile fogger For the terrarium.

What it actually does is It puts moisture in the air.

This fogger that we're putting In there is badass.

The green tree pythons, They love the humidity.

They're gonna be right at home.

We're making it perfect For them.

It's like a night club -- A night club for snakes.

All right. Get me that box.

Here.

Now hold it.

Dude, what's in here? The snakes.

Snakes?! Dude, easy.

Relax. We got to put them in.

Just keep them far away From me, please.

Hold the box. I got it!

I'm not going anywhere! I got it!

Dude, look how pretty it is. It's a green tree python.

Well, you keep it near me, I'm gonna be turning green.

Now, come on. Put that thing in.

Look at him. Oh, he loves the tree. Look at him, dude.

Brett: the snakes Are safely tucked away,

And more importantly, there's A lock on the terrarium door.

Now all we need to do is Put the fish in,

Starting with the freshwater.

Man: What are we putting in first?

The neon rosy barbs. I got a bunch of them.

There we go.

Next, we got a pair Of kissing gouramis.

Kissing gouramis? Here we go.

Yeah, these guys Are big, too.

Dude, and now we got a fish That reminds me of you.

It's called the "Eartheater."

Thanks.

The fresh is done. Let's go to the salt.

Let's do it. Saltwater's next.

Ready? There you go. Greenbird wrasse.

Next we got The rainbow wrasse.

Fiji foxface rabbitfish.

We got to be careful with them. They're poisonous.

We got to wrap this thing up So we can show jim.

Hey, jim?

You ready to see the tank? Jim: absolutely.

Let's do this. Come on.

Hi, ladies. Everybody ready?

Jim: I can't wait to see it.

Holy cow!

Woman: wow!

[ indistinct conversations ]

This is great! Isn't that cool?

Just what We were talking about.

Wow.

It's just amazing. It's so colorful.

Normally, I'm the one That has the visions,

But I got to give wayde

All the credit in the world For this one.

This was wayde's idea.

I made it happen, Though.

[ laughter ]

But, no, seriously. This was a team effort.

We wanted to try to Incorporate, you know,

Everything That we possibly could

Based upon The petco brand.

Wayde: all the fish Came from petco.

So a lot of the fish That are in here

Have actual animal names.

So, we got a rabbitfish. We have a butterfly fish.

Jim: This is the real petco zoo.

And then we did the terrarium, Which is one of my favorites,

'cause we got The green tree python snakes,

Which are great. They're crawling around.

We got a fogger up --

Oh, the repti fogger? You got it. There you go.

All right.

There you go. You guys sell them,

And we incorporated that Up there.

And we wanted to make it The best environment for them.

Brett: and you guys can see On the outside,

We kind of wanted to tell The petco story.

It all came together great. Yeah.

Because you guys at petco Are so, you know,

Big with the community,

We wanted to kind of Do the same thing with The freshwater tank.

So, what we did is we wanted to Do a lot of community fish.

We have fish that actually swim At the bottom,

Fish that swim At the middle,

And fish that swim Up at the top.

And from one c.E.O. To another, We got you the annularis fish.

That's the c.E.O. Of the tank.

[ laughter ] So, that's the boss.

That's the big guy.

Well, guys, you did A sensational job.

You captured all the things We talked about.

This is awesome.

[ applause ]

This is gonna be The new hangout room, huh?

[ laughter ]

You know, my vision Was unbelievable.

This was a grand slam.

[ chuckles ]

Yeah!

I'm really, really proud Of wayde

For finally seeing My side of the visions.

Thank you, pal.

Now what do I have to do

To let you see my side And work a little bit?

Nothing. [ chuckles ]

[ cheers and applause ]

Agnes: the band walks in. I was nervous.

All: 3...2...1.

Man: whoa!

Wow!

We just wowed the c.E.O. Of petco.

Now we're back in vegas

To wow one of the biggest Rock bands ever -- kiss.

There we go. Cart's out. Watch your feet.

[ grunts ]

Let's get the tank.

Start rolling it.

All hands on deck.

Roll it up, guys.

Come on, dave! Push! No, I'm pushing!

Get out of my way, Brett.

Man: steer it, brett.

Pull, brett.

I'm gonna smack the [bleep] Out of both of you.

Jack it up.

Redneck: look at that.

You're working your leg, Not the mouth.

I'm proud. Thanks, buddy.

Let's get the cart In the trailer.

Let's get the shims, The rest of this plumbing.

Let's put it together. All right.

Get my swing on here.

What are you guys doing?

It's a thing called work.

No, what are you actually -- What you putting in right now?

Oh, they call that "Sand."

See, I'm a golfer. I avoid sand.

Why don't you go get the hose And pump the water in here?

What did I just tell you?

I'm a golfer. I avoid water, too.

Sand and water, not good On a golf course, buddy.

See, wayde Doesn't understand golf,

So he doesn't even know Who tiger woods is.

He thinks that's a forest In north carolina.

Is it?

[ chuckles ]

Get the water turned on.

Plug that pump in And get the water in here.

Here she comes.

Okay.

How's those bulkheads? You all right?

Yep. Great.

No leaks? No leaks.

The tank is filled, And the water's been treated.

Now we just need to finish The framing

For the speakers Around the tank.

The construction crew is gonna Get the golf course ready

For the grand opening.

We'll be back to do Some finishing touches,

Put the fish in,

And rock 'n' roll all night With the band.

It's day two Of the kiss install,

And the golf course crew

Was able to finish the Construction around the tank.

The place looks great.

All that's left to do is Load in our four rock-star fish.

And who needs a ladder When you got platform boots?

Brett: dude...

The fish will rock on.

Frankie: [ laughs ]

We're getting them in.

Are you serious?

Dude, how's the weather Down there?

I'm like 6'6" right now.

No way. You're not. No.

This is better Than a ladder.

Yeah. Like that, huh? Huh?

All right. Come on.

Seriously, Let's get these fish in.

Let's put him in first.

All right. That's catman. Catman.

Heniochus.

Let's do spaceman next.

Right there.

Starchild. Here he goes.

Okay. Now we got gene "The demon."

And in. Oh, yeah.

The fish are in.

We need To wipe everything down,

Get the rest Of the speakers on,

And get this thing ready For the show.

Let's do it.

We're getting the tank ready For the band,

And super fan agnes, She's still back at the office.

Agnes: hi, wayde.

Should I wear a dress, Or should I wear, like, pants?

No, jeans -- you want to go, Like, rocker, you know?

What about shoes? What kind of shoes Should I wear?

You know he's gonna Look down on my shoes.

I'm so excited, But I'm nervous!

[ laughs ]

I'll be your wing man.

Wing woman. Wing woman.

This is like what --

Hello.Hello.

Oh, I'm so nervous! [ laughs ]

[ cheers and applause ]

So, we're about to do the reveal For the kiss tank.

I'm so excited, I don't know What to do with myself.

[ cheers and applause ]

I'm staring at the door, And the band walks in!

[ cheers and applause ]

So, I was nervous.

Brett and wayde, I'd like you to meet the band.

Gentlemen. How are you?

How are you? Pleasure. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Wayde: first of all, We want to thank you

For letting us Be part of this.

And you guys are the best Rock 'n' roll band ever.

That's true. That's it. We agree.

We wanted to do something That was extra special,

That was gonna really fit in With the kiss theme.

Can you help us count down? We'll pull the curtain down.

All: 5...4...3...2...1.

Man: whoa!

[ cheers and applause ]

Whoo, fantastic.

This is awesome. Brett: we got some fish here

That we wanted to represent You guys.

Which one is me? 'cause that's very important.

I have to connect with My fish.

Wayde: right here.

We did the lionfish,

'cause that represents The demon, all the hair.

He's poisonous.

Oh, it's the best-looking fish In the whole tank.

See that? There you go.

We have The clown grouper.

Brett: clown grouper. Paul, that represents you.

The clown grouper.

It's the clown grouper. That's right.

Then we also have the heniochus, Which represents catman.

Personifer angel, Which represents spaceman.

Now, which one Are the groupie fish?

You see them all Hanging around together, right?

Just waiting.

It was amazing to see

All the hard work That went into making this.

I've never seen A fish tank like it.

We wanted to incorporate Your logo and the speakers.

We wanted to make this like A little mini concert,

Kind of very authentic.

We wanted to make this thing Extra special for you guys.

Well, it takes a family To do something like this.

This is a kiss-worthy tank. This is awesome.

You've heard about The seven wonders.

There's an eighth one Right here.

It's the kiss fish tank.

Check it out.

Excuse me, gene? Yes?

This is agnes. Hi. I'm your biggest fan.

It's a pleasure.

Thank you for letting us do this For you guys.

Go like that.

Oh, my god. You're so awesome.

He touched my hand. He touched this hand.

I'm never washing it ever, ever!

Mwah! I love it.

Paul: We're really honored.

Thank you so much. Oh, thank you.

[ cheers and applause ]

Wow!

Look at that!

Brett: We wowed the c.E.O. Of petco

And the c.E.O. Of rock With these tanks.

Not a bad day's work.

The kiss-themed tank For monster mini golf

Came in at 480 gallons,

It weighed 4,800 pounds,

And we have four fish in there

That represent each member Of the band --

A lionfish, the clown grouper,

The heniochus, And the personifer.

The petco job had Three separate, unique tanks.

The whole thing weighed in Close to 6,000 pounds.

There's a 400-gallon Saltwater tank,

A 175-gallon freshwater tank,

And 175-gallon terrarium

That houses a pair Of 3-foot pythons.

Wayde: one of the reasons Why I started atm

Is because of my love for All different types of animals.

I can't have my partner afraid

Of something as harmless As a snake.

He's got to get over his fears. I got just the way to do it.

Wayde: I was reading,

And it tells you that if you Become close with the snake,

You'll actually lose All your fears with them.

Guess what.

I have no intention of coming Close with any snake.

I thought the best thing That, you know, I can do for you

To help you out is actually, You know, um...

Put a snake In your office.

What are you talking about, A snake in my office?

Dude, he's probably Under your desk by now.

Dude, what are you, Out of your mind?

Brett: whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Yo, guys! Get this snake out of here!

You put a snake In there?

Oh, my god. Are you serious?

Wayde: I'm enjoying this.

Brett: hello?!

Get this snake out of here!

[ laughter ]

Agnes: okay. Are you okay?

I'm hiding behind my desk. Could you come in here?

Pet it. It's friendly.

Wait till you see Your christmas bonus.

[ laughter ]

Are you okay?

I'm not -- am I okay? Do I look like I'm okay?

Look at me. I got two things in my hand

And a snake running around My office.

It can't be that bad.

Oh, you're scared? It's so pretty.

Aww, it's in the shape Of a heart.

It loves you.

Pick him up. You're afraid of that?

Aww.

Yeah, Just keep him out of here.

I can't believe that You're afraid of it. It's so pretty.

All right. Good. Come on. Close my door.

I didn't put one in your office. I put two.

Close the door. Close the door.

Ooh!

There's another one In there!

There better not be.

Wayde: want more "Tanked"?

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