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Brett: coming up on this Special episode of "Tanked,"

"Tanks for the memories."

Wayde: We've built thousands of tanks,

But there are some That really stand out.

[ gasps ] Oh! No way!

Wayde: no one has ever Done that before.

One, two, three. Okay.

Get behind him.

They're gonna lose this tank.

Brett: and we play Some crazy pranks on each other.

And, boy, Do those stand out, too.

Is it hot?

$10,000, baby.

Everything I touch, Baby, like gold.

So tonight, we've got The biggest moments

In "Tanked" history On "Tanks for the memories."

Dude, it's not really called That, is it?

Yeah, it is. Look.

I'm wayde king.

I'm brett raymer.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

-- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com

While we like to think Of each tank build as the best,

Each prank as the funniest, And each fish as our favorite,

There are a few That stand out to us --

You know, the ones that become Our personal obsessions,

Our passion projects.

We may look tough,

But we definitely get emotional About some tanks.

So, we're gonna break down Our favorite tanks,

Pranks, and fish for you

And kick it off With the best tank builds.

One of my favorite tank builds Was the new york city-theme tank

That we did For bill and kathy.

Being from new york, I love it When we can incorporate

Our east coast roots Into our tank builds.

Out of all the crazy stuff That you brought into the shop,

That takes the cake.

New york, baby!

That phone booth was A stroke of genius, my friend.

How many times back in the day In new york city

Did you see these phone booths On the corner?

They're all over, Not just in new york.

When brett brought that Hunk of junk into the warehouse,

I thought he was mental.

I mean, a phone booth Represents new york

About as much as a freakin' Mailbox on the corner.

I see this becoming An awesome aquarium.

Despite the lack of support I got from you bozos,

I still came up With a pretty awesome design.

Once you explained all The details you wanted to add,

I had a little more faith.

But I was still nervous About turning a rickety Phone booth into a tank.

Take a look. What do you think? Call somebody.

The silver lining here --

Even if brett's vision Didn't pan out,

We had a great time-out spot For the general.

[ both laugh ]

Does it work?

Whoa!

Doesn't close.

Gonna give him A heart attack.

Doesn't even close.

Let me see if it closes.

Yeah, wait. Let him try.

Let's throw them Both out.

[ laughs ]

Brett: help!

Help!

General: whoa!

Help!

Wayde: but I still needed to Figure out a way

To turn this junk Into a tank.

I enlisted redneck, and We started forming the acrylic

And stripping The phone booth.

Hey, can you come out In a superman outfit?

Redneck: no.

Yo!

You said You needed a phone.

Your boy got a phone.

First, you brought me This broken-down phone booth,

Then an ancient artifact Of a phone.

Where do you come up With these things?

What can I say? I'm a resourceful guy.

What's a phone-booth tank Without a phone?

Come on.

Well, you better Start dialing 911,

Bringing me That piece of garbage.

What do you mean, "Piece Of garbage," red? Kidding me?

Put it in. Get 'er done.

Get out of here. You got a phone. Go. Go inside.

If can you gut this thing And you put a clear over it,

It won't rust or anything And then we could sit in there.

It's gonna look Really good.

What was that, wayde? I had a good idea?

Dude, there's a reason why I wait till you leave the room

To say things like that.

First thing we did With the phone was

We removed the insides so It wouldn't corrode underwater.

We didn't want to harm The fish.

Then we decided to turn the Whole headset into a bubbler.

And then this is gonna be slowly Just bubbling up a little bit.

That's gonna look Really cool.

Brett: while we were out Getting the fish,

Redneck was able To finish the build.

Wayde: yeah, all in all,

I think it took about 50 hours To finish this build.

Redneck and nick Were up all night

Doing the coral insert On the phone.

That looks like the Phone booth's been underwater

For a year or two With the coral growing on it.

That came out badass.

Saying "I told you so" Never gets old.

Easy, guys! Easy.

With the tank finished, our Final challenge was the install.

It's always nerve-racking

Not knowing How these things are gonna go

Or if the client's gonna really Like our finished product.

Watch your fingers, clyde.

Oh [bleep] You're gonna bump it.

Let's get all the plastic Off now, guys.

Aaron, Get that corner over there.

Clyde, you have to go up Three inches higher.

Look at this! The real fire hydrant.

Fire hydrant's so real, The dog's gonna walk up to it.

I know.

At this point, I thought we made It through the hardest part.

Hey, I got a problem.

But, of course, there was An issue with the tank.

Nothing's ever easy.

Look.

See that?

Brett: dude, The holes aren't lining up.

You cut it too far over To the right.

That's what I'm saying.

We got problems.

When I heard the holes weren't Lining up for the plumbing,

I was pissed.

From the vision To the execution,

This tank was my baby.

Aaron: dude, That sucks so [bleep] Bad.

[bleep]

[bleep] Damn it.

No. For what?

Luckily, It was brett to the rescue

With another Brilliant idea.

You know, sometimes it's hard to Be the one with all the ideas.

Does it fit?

It's perfect.

Oh, thank god.

Wayde: If that hadn't worked,

We would have had to start from Scratch and build a new tank.

It would have taken Over a week...

Not to mention Thousands of dollars.

Good thing I'm a genius and we Were able to fill that puppy up

And get the fish in place.

All right, all right.

Enough patting yourself On the back, tough guy.

That's the last one.

Fits likes a glove.

Almost want to make a call.

And then it was time To show bill and kathy.

You never know How a client's gonna react.

Even a superhero like me Gets nervous sometimes.

Come on.

Whoa!

[ cheers and applause ]

Oh, my god.

Oh, wow.

Wayde: Redneck made this custom bubbler That's built into the receiver

So the receiver has bubbles Coming out of it.

He added All this custom coral to it

To give it a little age to it,

So like it's been underwater For a little while.

It's beautiful.

And then brett picked out All the fish.

Brett: we want it to feel like It was like rush hour...

When the subways open up And everybody comes running out.

You got a lot Of different schools of fish,

All different kinds of people.

We got some yellow tangs.

They remind me Of new york city taxi cabs.

Bill: we're actually feeling Like we're on a street Corner in new york,

And that really hits home and Really touches me personally.

I couldn't have pictured Anything better than this.

I mean, you guys Outdid yourself.

Brett: That tank turned out better

Than I could have Ever imagined.

No doubt that was one Of my favorite builds.

Even though I hate doing this, I got to agree with you.

Well done.

Thanks.

Wayde: we love our job. We love building our tanks.

We also love causing trouble.

[ laughs ]

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh, yeah.

My personal motto is, "For every challenging tank,

There has to be An equal or opposite prank."

That's a good one, dude.

Thank you.

This first prank We're gonna show you --

It was unintentional, But it was freakin' hilarious.

Remember when heather --

She was supposed to install The inserts at the palms casino

And us two lardos Couldn't fit?

Do I remember?

Heather!

Come here.

Heather.

What?

Your brother screwed up... Again.

Duh.

I knew someone screwed up

When the guys called me out Into the warehouse.

At this point, I thought maybe Brett had one of his "Visions"

And promised a client a Flying-saucer tank or something.

We sold these inserts, they have To go into an aquarium,

And there's no one here that can Actually climb into the aquarium

And get them except you.

You did not tell him that I'm going into someone's tank.

I'm not going In someone's tank.

You're going in the tank. No, I'm not.

Yes, you are. No, I'm not.

Okay, he sold it.

Why do I have to pay For his screwup?

How awesome was it

That heather was yelling At wayde and not at me?

Hah!

Look at me. When you're 4'11"...

I'm 5'.

Listen to me -- Listen, baldy, 5'.

You want me to pull The tape measurer out?

I could put heels on. Go get some rogaine.

I will pull The tape measurer out.

If someone came to me today And said, "Hey, brett,

"You could grow your hair back

If you would admit Your sister's 5',"

I would say, "No way. My sister? She's 4'11" -- max."

Well, it's not my fault. Don't get pissed at me. It's his fault.

Heather: It's both your faults.

What would you do If I wasn't here?

Do you see how easily brett Manipulated that situation?

First, brett convinced me To tell heather.

You're an idiot For putting me in this position.

I didn't do nothing. He did it.

Then heather started To yell at me.

You guys are idiots!

But he's the one Who started this whole mess.

[ laughs ]

Heather: oh, my god.

So, when I saw those sharks,

I couldn't decide Whether or not

I wanted to throw up Or just smack brett in the head.

Brett: come on.

Heather: Are you out of your mind? This is not what I'm going in.

I was shocked To see sharks in that tank.

They weren't supposed to Be there till next week,

But when I saw them,

I wouldn't get into that tank Even if I could fit.

That's a blacktip right there! I am not going in that tank!

Are you out of your mind?!

Wayde: coming up on "Tanks for the memories"...

There's the blacktip! Brett!

I'm down here. What am I doing? You got the pole!

[ both laugh ]

Brett: on this special episode Of "Tanked,"

We're counting down our favorite Tanks and our favorite pranks,

And we're right in the middle Of an unintentional prank

We played on heather.

We convinced heather To help us

Put these custom coral inserts In this tank.

But once she saw that There were sharks in the tank,

She was unconvinced.

Heather: Are you out of your mind? This is not what I'm going in.

That's not even funny. I'm not going in.

Oh, my god.

So, when I saw those sharks, I couldn't decide whether or not

I wanted to throw up Or just smack brett in the head.

That's a blacktip right there! I am not going in that tank!

Are you out of your mind?!

It's not that big of a deal. They don't bite.

You go in!

Please. This has to be done today,

So please go get your bathing Suit on so we can get this done.

I'm not happy. Whatever.

One, two, three.

Oh!

It was hands-down the Scariest thing I have ever done.

Her toes -- They looked like squid.

The sharks -- They're starting to go nuts.

They probably thought They were gonna get fed.

On three -- One, two, three, go.

Oh, my god.

There you go.

Oh, I'm sick to my stomach. I hate you both.

Don't scratch The front of the tank.

Yeah, yeah. Watch the front.

Something tells me

That scratching the tank wasn't The first thing on her mind.

Oh, yeah. You think?

It's by me. It's by me. Please.

Let's go. Grab the pole.

Oh, my god. You don't even understand.

I still get goose bumps When I think about

Those sharks touching my legs And rubbing up on me.

There's the blacktip! Brett!

I'm down here. What am I doing? You got the pole!

I remember them poles.

We told heather That those black poles

Were high-tech shark sticks That kept sharks away,

But they were really Just mop handles.

They're all by me right now! Oh, my god!

This shark stick is not working!

Oh! Oh, my god!

You want some cheese With that whine?

Heather: every part of my body Was shaking,

I'm scared to death, I'm doing you a favor,

And all you could do Is laugh and make fun of me.

That's what brothers are for. [ chuckles ]

You owe me so big for this -- I have to tell you right now.

Boy, I'm dead tonight.

Oh, my god.

Do you want to tell them What happened when we got home,

Or should I?

Oh, yeah. I paid for it.

You made me sleep on the couch For three nights.

Another one of my favorite tank Builds was the fêng-shui tank.

It was huge.

We also got to build an Extra tank called the refugium,

And that was very cool.

Wayde: If I remember correctly,

You had no idea what fêng shui Was going into this.

Now, I remember, When we talked on the phone,

We talked about it being, like, A f-f-fang -- fêng --

Fêng shui.

Fêng shui? Fang shui? Fêng shui?

Yes. Okay.

I couldn't have said it Better myself.

Actually, I could have.

It's a study, or the art, Of proper placement of objects,

And that would bring a situation The best luck,

Or, you know, Things will flow smoothly.

Water represents containment Of the energy, or life,

So if we put it In the center of our house,

Hopefully this will radiate To the rest of the house.

Brett: in keeping with The harmony of a fêng-shui tank,

We decided to make this tank A living-reef tank,

Where all the elements Work together

To form A sustainable ecosystem.

So, after learning Fêng shui,

Zen master brett here Got a little carried away

And started driving Everybody nuts in the office.

This is all wrong.

Your computer monitor has to be Facing northwest.

I don't know what you're doing Right now.

Your paperweight needs to be Northeast.

You know You're out of your mind.

Brett: This is a mess right here.

What you got going on Right here -- this Isn't gonna fêng-shui it.

"Fêng-shui it"? Really? Is that your new catchphrase?

Hold on.

What are you...

Turn a little bit this way.

You just became The white dragon.

Wayde: while you were Fêng-shui'ing everybody,

I actually got some work done On the tank,

And I came up With a great idea.

What we did is we actually Built a refugium.

This is badass.

The refugium on this tank makes It one of my favorite builds.

A refugium is basically A water-filtration system

That lives below the main tank,

Allowing the owner To cycle water through the tank

To support the ecosystem Of the living-reef tank.

Even though I didn't have Any help from zen master brett,

The tank and the refugium Were finished

And ready For the east coast install.

Brett: This was a tough one to install.

We had a high-end client That had big ideas, a big tank,

And a big house With very small doors.

Now slide it, guys.

Keep going. Just a hair more.

Good, redneck? Yep.

Plus, the refugium tank Had to go downstairs.

Watch your elbows. Watch your elbows.

It was a tight squeeze. Yeah.

It's not gonna spin Once you get through there.

It ain't going. It ain't going.

It's not?

If we break this now, It's all over.

We got to start over.

Watch the corners Of the tank

'cause we don't want to Break it.

One, two, three. Let's go.

There we go.

Good. Beautiful.

After we finally got The refugium settled and placed,

Redneck and I started To do the plumbing,

And typical brett Started causing havoc.

Hey. Redneck: what?

You know we're in This fêng-shui house.

Look at this mess That redneck creates.

Wayde: Dude, he's on a jobsite.

I understand, but how many times Did we talk about

Fêng shui and balance, Prosperity?

You know what? I got it. I got it.

Balance and harmony. I'll make it easy for you.

Brett, Stop fêng-shui'ing redneck.

Leave him alone.

See? It's catchy.

You're using "Fêng shui" As a verb, too.

Just fêng-shui it, man.

Yeah, it's a good thing I got you out of there To get the coral.

Me and redneck Were gonna kill you.

Brett: so, these are a lot Of your frags, huh?

Wait. What are frags?

Frags are actually fragments Or pieces

That we're able to cut Or snip off of mother colonies.

Okay.

And we've been growing mother Colonies for over 10 years now.

The coral we used in this tank

Is actually what makes it One of my favorite builds.

Our buddy darian Uses propagated coral,

Which is eco-friendly and Does not come from the ocean.

It was a really important part

Of making This unique living-reef tank.

You want to touch a star?

That's a purple reef star. How cool is that? Look at that.

How's -- [ brett growls ]

[ laughter ]

Did I scare you?

They don't bite. [ growls, laughs ]

Messing with my little sister -- It never gets old.

Seriously, darian, I mean, You got some beautiful pieces.

We're gonna clean you out.

Wayde: I got rid of brett Long enough to put The sand in and fill it up.

All right, guys. It's time to Put the fish in, so let's roll.

And with the corals in place, We loaded in the fish,

And it was time To show the lees their tank.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Brett: What do you guys think, huh?

Oh, my god.

Nice. Beautiful.

Brett: And the lees loved it.

But I had to prove to them

That I successfully incorporated The fêng-shui elements.

Like, these fish Right here --

They're called firefish.

If you see, at the end, We have flame scallops.

We have a lot of purple, You know, for prosperity --

The purple starfish.

And none of the fish that we put In here are gonna harm the reef.

I have had tanks before But nothing like this.

Right. This is amazing.

Wayde: coming up on "Tanks for the memories"...

Brett: I'm gonna spice up Wayde's spicy chicken sandwich.

And then, after I spice up His chicken sandwich,

I'm gonna spice up his drink.

This hot-sauce-prank plan

Was more thought out than The last 10 tank ideas you had.

On this special episode Of "Tanked,"

We're looking back on some Great moments in atm history.

Now it's time to see Our third-favorite prank

In the countdown.

I'm gonna play a prank On wayde today,

So I got some grease makeup Right here.

What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna apply it to the phone,

And then during our meeting,

I'm gonna pretend that There's a phone call for wayde,

And hopefully during the Meeting, everybody gets A little kick out of it.

All right. I think we're good.

Look at that high-tech prank. [ chuckles ]

You should have been in the fbi Or the cia.

Shh! Let me watch.

I'm getting excited Just thinking about this.

Meeting!

So, who brought This meeting here?

Someone just said, "Get out here quick. We got to brainstorm."

Hold on. Let me get the phone real quick.

We just started. He's already getting the phone.

No, he's in a meeting.

It's ralph From aquarium network.

It's not ralph. [ laughs ]

Line 1. He wants to talk to you.

I spoke to him before.

No, He wants to talk to wayde.

Hello? Hello?

He was on his cellphone. He had bad reception.

Look at my award-winning Performance.

You bought it Hook, line, and sinker.

Oh, shut up.

[ laughs ]

[ laughs ] Go back and watch it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back that up. Slow it down.

Let's take a look At that ugly mug again.

Brilliant.

[ laughs ]

Agnes. Look at agnes.

You're so stupid.

General: Let's get on with it.

[ laughter ]

What's so funny?

We'll laugh later.

[ laughter ]

Come on, guys.

Dude, you're turning red, dude.

I got so much work to Do, and you guys are Always goofing around.

Agnes hasn't stopped breathing, And she's dying over here.

Where's redneck? Come over here.

Here. I think we ought to use This on part of it, though.

For what?

Oh, that's funny, guys.

[ laughter ]

Very nice.

All right, enough Of brett's brilliant ideas

And his favorite Tank builds.

Now it's my turn.

One of my favorite tanks

Is a tank that we made look like A real beer keg.

And it all started with Our client erin in new jersey

Who wanted to surprise Her fiancé

With a tank For his man cave.

We came up With the brilliant idea

To have the tank In the shape of a keg.

So, of course, We had to use real kegs.

We had to drink a lot of beer To empty those kegs.

I think all in all that night, We drank about a six-pack each.

Yeah, I think you're right. I was a little bit tipsy.

Didn't we fall asleep In redneck's trailer?

Speak for yourself, creep. I took a cab home.

Whatever.

You know what?

Speaking of sleep,

Remember redneck had passed out In his chair?

Wait, wait, Wait, wait.

He was practically begging To get messed with.

[ both laugh ]

We talked about The classic sleeping pranks.

Yeah, like putting his hand In some warm water.

Shaving cream on it.

But you know what?

We decided to do something More mature --

Roll up a piece of paper towel And jam it up his nose.

[ both laugh ]

So, wayde and I know how crazy Redneck can get when he's angry.

So that's why We made frankie do it.

[ laughs ]

Get --

Face-plant!

[ both laugh ]

[bleep]

Dude, redneck was angrier Than a hillbilly in an outhouse

With no toilet paper Who had to use his cowboy hat.

After redneck Put the tank together...

...It looked good,

But I thought it needed more Of a manly centerpiece.

Wayde: that's manly. Look at the size of that.

Look at the curve On that thing!

No one has ever done that Before.

A shaped-like-a-barrel Acrylic tank?

I've never seen it.

Are you nuts?

That's for the man cave!

I understand What you're going with that,

But do you realize how hard That's gonna be to form?

Adding this barrel keg On top

Is what makes this One of my favorite builds.

It was and still is The only one ever built,

But it was no cakewalk.

Give it to him, red. Give it to him.

I mean, really.

But, hey, you can do it.

Redneck, you can do anything, Though. We know that.

Well, That's beside the point.

It took over 250 pounds Of acrylic,

Over 200 man-hours, But it was one of a kind.

It was worth it.

There we go. That's man cave, baby.

Redneck: man cave.

I got to be honest With you guys.

This tank Is really cool.

Isn't it? It is.

It's the only one In the world.

I never seen one In a barrel shape.

Yeah, It's like a barrel shape.

So, We're heather-approved.

As if that matters.

* man cave *

* man cave *

* man cave *

All: * man cave *

And we set off for the install In new jersey.

Let's rock 'n' roll, Boys.

That man-cave install -- That was a beast.

I mean, we were under the gun 'cause it was a surprise.

And it started out okay.

Hey, guys, is it almost done? He's gonna be here any second.

Yeah. We're putting the Finishing touches on right now.

Awesome. Thank you.

Now, that was a bold-faced lie, Because what she didn't know --

There was a major leak In one of the fittings

That we had to fix On the fly.

All right, Let's cross our fingers.

Oh, yeah.

Don't snap it.

It's got at least a quarter-turn Right now.

Yeah, but you can cross-thread Now and snap it.

No, he's fine.

Redneck: go ahead, wayde. Lower it down.

We're clear? Yeah, we're clear.

Watch that hose.

Looks good? It looks good.

I don't see any drips. Looks great.

Redneck, you da man.

You are da man.

Brett: that leak could have been A disaster.

Yeah.

But thank god Redneck to the rescue,

And the rest Went as planned.

Yep. Erin loved it. Her fiancé loved it.

And after All that hard work,

That was the best-tasting beer I had in a long time.

This is the best thing Ever.

Brett: now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Brett: so, what was wayde's First pet fish?

The answer is...

When wayde was 10 years old,

His dad took him To a long island pet store

To get his first pet fish,

And he chose a piranha, Which he named fred.

Weirdly enough,

Wayde has actually named All of his pets fred.

What's wrong with that guy?

On this special episode Of "Tanked,"

We're counting down our favorite Builds and our favorite pranks,

But no list would be complete Without the hot sauce prank.

So genius.

I get pranked by wayde So many times,

And it's annoying, So today's my day to shine.

And so what I did is I set up a fake lunch meeting,

And I bought A bunch of hot sauce.

I'm talking about Hot sauce from hell,

Devil's revenge, Beyond hell,

Spontaneous combustion, Ass blaster hot sauce.

Do you know how many websites Are dedicated towards hot sauce?

I mean, there's Hot-sauce conventions

All over The freakin' world.

I spent countless hours Looking for the perfect one.

It really shocks me You used work time for this.

I'm gonna spice up Wayde's spicy chicken sandwich.

And then, after I spice up His chicken sandwich,

I'm gonna spice up his drink.

He's gonna get the heat From the drink

And the heat from the thing, And he's just gonna be on fire.

This hot-sauce-prank plan

Was more thought out than The last 10 tank ideas you had.

What's going on?

This is why I'm so fat all the time.

You feed me. You don't stop.

Oh, it's all right. Come on, guy.

Your boy takes care of you. Look at that. Monster rings.

Got you A spicy chicken sandwich.

Got you a drink.

So, I went to a meeting today About the --

How many burgers Did you get?

I got two.

Well, I got to give one To my dad.

I got one.

I got a chicken sandwich, As well.

Brett: I thought wayde would Never open up that sandwich.

It was like torture!

I've never seen food sit On his desk that long.

Now, are we all set?

Yeah, we're all set.

We got the exterior, Which is looking good.

So...

My only concern with the tank Is...

That, uh...

Um...

Dude, When I took that first bite,

It was like my tongue Went through liquid lava.

But I didn't want to seem Like a wuss.

So I bit another bite And kept pushing through.

Is it good?

Yeah. It's just a little hot.

Is it spicy? A little bit.

[ cellphone rings ]

Yeah, mine's a little spicy, Too.

Hello?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Yeah. Ma, I'm at work. I'm in a meeting with brett.

Can I call you In a little bit?

All right.

Dude, This [bleep] Is hot.

Dude, mine's spicy, Too, man.

Soda cools it down A little bit.

Spicy, bro.

Ooh.

I didn't even realize It was that spicy.

[ coughing ]

What the...

Can we see that face again?

[ laughs ]

Spicy?

I got -- I got it.

What's the matter? [ laughs ]

Is something wrong? Wrong?

Is it hot? That [bleep] Hot.

I don't think it's the soda. I think it's the sandwich.

Dude --

Take another sip. No way.

Mine ain't that hot. I know what you're doing.

What do you mean, You know what I'm doing?

I know what you're doing. Is it hot?

I might throw up, It's so hot.

[ laughs ]

If you need a fire extinguisher Or something to cool you off,

Just let me know, man.

I'll be in my office.

Yeah, I'd run if I was you.

If it gets any hotter, I'm gonna hurt you.

You know what paris hilton Used to say?

"That's hot." [ laughs ]

Wayde: All right, you got me.

We know you can dish it out, But can you take it?

You'll get yours. Don't worry.

So, before we get to Our number-one favorite tank

And our number-one Favorite prank,

We have to look at the heart And soul of atm -- the fish.

I think we all have Our favorites

When it comes to Our little aquatic buddies.

Yes, we do.

We put some badass fish In those tanks.

Everybody knows by now That I love the octopus,

But I also love The goatfish.

The la jolla group had one Of those in their tank.

He's got these two barbs That hang down,

And what he does is

He sifts around Through the sand on the bottom.

He looks for crabs and squid, And that's what they eat.

But he's going to town Everywhere

Looking for food right now.

Wayde: and the dragon eel

Is one of the baddest-looking Fish in the water.

But if I had to choose A favorite,

It would be The emperor angelfish.

We used those in the mob tank.

Looks like It's wearing pinstripes.

Looks like he's ready for jail.

The emperor angel, When they start off as kids,

They're actually blue With white rings on them.

When they become an adult,

They have yellow and blue Stripes on them.

They're beautiful.

Plus, the emperor angelfish -- He's the king, like me.

Oh, boy. Those are cool.

But what about The princess parrotfish?

We used those In the mob tank, too.

They're one of the most Beautiful and colorful fish --

Bright blue, pink, And orange.

Most people associate them With their beauty,

But they have Really strong teeth and jaws,

Like the beak of a parrot, And you can actually hear them

Crunching their teeth on coral Under the water.

These fish have beauty And brawn, just like me.

That's right, honey.

But I think my favorite fish Is the puffer fish.

They just have An awesome personality.

I like the porcupine puffer We put in the skateboard tank.

Now, that was a cool fish.

Brett: I smell what You're cooking, heather.

I'm partial To the dogface puffer fish.

It's got these big expressive Eyes and a pouty little mouth.

Plus, They make a killer pet.

I mean, they have A great personality,

And you don't even have to Walk them.

Great one, brett. So witty, this one.

But I think If I had to pick one,

The clown triggerfish Is my favorite.

It has a superstrong jaw

To crush and eat crustaceans And sea urchins.

And I like to think He reminds me of myself --

Unique-looking and funny.

"Unique-looking"? That's one way to put it.

Brett: coming up on "Tanks for the memories"...

What, Are you a little nervous?

I'm a lot nervous.

I'd be nervous, too, You know.

There's a little boy That's gonna be under here.

All right, You know what I'll do?

I'll do a stress test.

You're almost there. Easy.

[ creaking ] I hear it.

Wayde: while the keg tank Was my favorite build,

I'd say hands-down Atm's most memorable

Is the boat tank that we built For chile in new york city.

That kid is tremendous.

He's a tough, Cute 3-year-old

That's gone through Enough surgeries

To last him a lifetime.

Excuse me.

[ laughs ] Yes. Hi, chile.

Hi, little man.

When I saw chile for the first Time, it just melted my heart.

[ laughs ]

This big guy right here -- He's the tape-measurer king.

There you go. You're my partner now.

Give me five.

All right!

You're a good help. Hey, chile.

We're gonna build you A big, nice aquarium.

Whoo!

[ laughter ]

I knew Right then and there

This had to be The best tank we've ever built,

So I came up With a killer design.

Brett: So we designed the combination Recovery bed and tank

In their living room,

Based upon the children's book "The maggie b.,"

Which is about a child's Adventures on his very own boat

And was actually written By chile's grandmother.

Because this tank was suspended Over the top of the bed,

Making sure the stand can handle The weight of the tank

Was critical.

Are you a little nervous? I'm a lot nervous.

I'd be nervous, too, You know.

There's a little boy That's gonna be under here.

[ gasps ] Don't do that.

General: Well, you know what?

I think I'd put My grandchildren under there.

I think I'd put My children under there.

Matter of fact, My children are under there now.

Okay, your grandchildren would Not come under here right now,

'cause I wouldn't allow it.

All right, You know what I'll do?

I'll do a stress test.

That would make me feel Much better.

[ engine turns over ]

How much Did that wood weigh?

It was 4,100 pounds.

It's 2 1/2 times the weight

That's gonna be In that tank.

Bring it down.

You're almost there. Easy.

[ creaking ]

I hear it.

I knew what I was doing.

I knew the stand Could handle that weight.

I saw everybody watching, All nervous,

Doubting wayde king,

So I took the opportunity, Had a little fun.

Boom!

[ laughs ]

So, technically, you have 4,500 pounds under here,

And you're over double The weight?

Redneck: almost triple.

I think it's kid-safe.

Yeah. I would let taylor and Morgan come play under it now.

I wouldn't build anything And put a child under it Unless I knew it was right.

With the frame locked and Loaded, we finished the tank.

We got the "Maggie b." replica Built.

Then all we needed to do was To get this thing transported,

Which was gonna be A challenge.

Yeah, and if I recall, You might have overexaggerated

On how difficult Moving this tank might be.

This, of course, is too tall To get into manhattan.

Yeah, dummy. Too tall to get into manhattan?

Like you never said Something stupid.

And you know what?

Redneck did have trouble Getting into new york city.

Redneck: you got to be [bleep] Kidding me.

I hate this big city.

[ horn honks ]

Hey, you -- get the hell Out of the road!

You want me to run your ass over Or what?!

Looking at this now,

I'm completely shocked that A pedestrian wasn't harmed

During the delivery Of this tank.

He's gonna be fuming -- Fuming.

Listen, he's from the country. He rides cows and stuff.

He doesn't know about Pulling trucks in the city.

Oh, my god.

Son of a [bleep] Lights are red.

Now, just get on the go.

[ horn honks ]

What happened?

Dude, where you been?

What do you mean, Where I been?

Okay, What am I driving?

A truck.

You think you just drive in Like a little compact car?

You know how many toll bridges I had to go across?

Dude, I could have drove a horse And got here faster.

I could have, too.

A horse is a lot smaller Than a 26-foot truck!

All right, there's no reason to Get your stirrups in an uproar.

"Stirrups in an uproar"?

Let's get the steel stand Off the truck,

And let's get it in the house.

Getting the redneck In the city --

That was the easy part.

The tank transport Into the house --

That was one Of our most difficult.

Hold on, guys. Ho, ho, ho, whoa.

All right, hold on. Hold on.

Getting this tank Inside the apartment

Was like wayde trying to wiggle His giant body into a wet suit

That was made For heather.

All right, a little more.

Man: Whoa, whoa, whoa, brett. Stop.

We can't go anymore?

No, we're stuck Up against the banister.

Note to self --

Never do a tank install in a Manhattan apartment ever again.

Agreed.

Let me figure this out. Hold on.

As we get the tank Through the door,

We realize that the banister's In the way and we're stuck.

The best idea is to lift it up Over the railing.

Here we go. On three -- one, two, three.

Okay?

A tank weighs About 500 or 600 pounds,

And you literally have to get This thing up over your head.

Look at these guys. Unbelievable.

Get behind them.

Man: Better go help.

They're gonna lose this tank.

Of all the tank installs In the world,

This is the one I wanted to go smoothly.

This is for a little boy That doesn't just want a tank --

He needs a tank.

And, of course, We have issues.

We got it.

Making the turn.

Okay. Okay.

Put the corners down.

Slow.

If that tank had broke, we Weren't just breaking a tank --

We were breaking A kid's heart.

Look at you Getting all sentimental.

But luckily, We got it done,

And then we got to work Assembling the boat

And then filling it up.

Good job.

[ laughs ] Come on, dude. Teamwork.

Hey, did you just slap redneck On the ass?

Yeah, so?

That's kind of weird, Dude.

What do you think this is -- the New york giants' locker room?

Oh, my god.

Huh? What do you think of that?

This is absolutely amazing.

I'm gonna go get the family Right now.

Waiting for chile To come in

Was like waiting for your kids To wake up on christmas morning.

I was so excited For him to just see the tank.

Wow. Geez.

Oh, my gosh!

[ laughs ]

That is -- That is amazing.

[ gasps ] Oh, no way!

Brett: look at that, huh?

What do you think of that?

Good? [ laughing ] Good.

Brett: Revealing that tank to chile

Was one of the most Rewarding things I've ever done.

That kid deserves the best.

As a parent, you want What's best for your child,

And knowing that we were gonna Be able to help him recuperate

And give him something To look forward to

And put a smile on his face -- That makes it all worth it.

I can't keep the tears back.

Keep it up, You're gonna make me cry.

I know.

Chile: excuse me, mom. Ali: yes, my love?

Can I sleep here Tonight?

Absolutely.

Can you sleep here? Yeah. Great idea.

Brett: last time I cried Was when my son was born,

But this tank for chile -- It really moved me.

Can I get a high five?

My man.

Wayde: coming up on "Tanks for the memories"...

I got These fake lotto tickets.

You win no matter what.

I won $10,000.

Wow!

Brett: on this special episode Of "Tanked,"

We say "Tanks for the memories" By sharing some great moments.

Wayde: we already showed you Some great builds

And our favorite fish.

Now it's time to show you our Number-one prank in atm history.

I'm gonna play a prank, But I need your help.

I got These fake lotto tickets.

What do you mean, fake?

You scratch them off, And you win no matter what.

[ laughs ]

Step one of my master prank

Was to have the general Hand out the tickets

So it would be more believable.

Hey, honey.

I just went to lunch with The largest trucking company,

And he gave me These scratch cards.

You know, Whichever one you want.

Like a lottery ticket? It's like a lottery ticket.

Okay, good luck.

You really had no idea?

And this point, I had no reason To think anything was up.

So, he had these lotto cards Or something like that,

And so I'm gonna give one To you.

I'm gonna give one To wayde.

All right, bye.

Wayde: Dude, waiting for you to scratch Off those tickets was torture.

What can I say? I had work to do.

Yeah, The first time this decade.

Jackpot!

Hey. So, let me ask you A question.

What?

What does that say Right there?

"Match three alike And win that amount."

Holy [bleep]

I won $10,000.

Wow!

Oh, my god.

I won $10,000.

I love the general's reaction Here.

He's the worst actor In history.

And you -- you were so blinded By dollar signs,

It didn't even faze you.

General: oh, my god.

I'll call that dude. I'll find out how we cash up.

Oh, wow. All right, I'll call him up.

Hey, I scratched off That ticket. I won $10,000.

Hey. So, I picked one of The lotto tickets out.

I just scratched it off And won 10 grand.

$10,000, baby. Atm in the house.

Dude, You were telling everyone.

I'm surprised you didn't call Your pen pal in the 4th grade

And your long-lost cousin.

$10,000, baby.

Wait till heather wins. [ laughs ]

You like that, right?

Everything I touch, Baby, like gold.

So, how fast you get cash?

"Odds of winning -- Zero in 10,000."

"Zero in 10,000"?

Seriously, My fist, your face.

Duh.

There's one "$10,000."

There's another.

Oh, my god. [ laughs ] Okay.

Oh, Come on. One more.

Mine was right there on The bottom one right there.

Was it? Yep.

That's got to be, right?

That can't be true.

Heather: that can't be. Someone's got to be lying.

You guys are lying. Don't tell me that.

I swear to god. Look. Don't tell me that.

Look! I just won $10,000, also!

[ laughs ]

We prank each other So much here,

I never thought This would go so well.

Wait! I got one more to go! [ laughs ]

You have to be on your toes All the time here.

Both of these clowns Fell for it -- hard.

Wayde: you lost.

Wait! There's one more!

I don't believe it.

Now you're full of [bleep]

Unbelievable.

[ laughter ]

Wayde's in the other room, Laughing. My dad's laughing.

Everybody thinks they're Real funny guys around here.

Not only am I wayde king -- I'm the king of pranks.

General: what does it say? What does it say?

"Valid Only in your dreams."

[ laughter ]

That sounds like A challenge to me.

You better watch your back.

Wayde: Bring it on.

So, you've seen some Of our most memorable tanks,

Pranks, And other shenanigans.

And while we've had some Memorable moments during builds,

For us, nothing tops The looks on people's faces

When they see their tanks For the very first time.

[ gasps ] Oh, no way.

So if you can dream it, We can build it.

"Tanks for the memories."

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