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Original subtitles

Wayde: On this episode of "Tanked"...

The problem is, we want to Get more fish, but right now,

She's really not happy with The way she has to feed them.

It was like watching an ant Carry a potato chip.

Russell: but how are we Gonna feed the fish?

Are we gonna cut a hole In the ceiling

And, like, go upstairs And drop it through?

I've been dating a girl For about two years now,

And I want to propose To her,

And I want to have something Actually in the tank

That will encase the ring.

We do fish tanks, not proposals.

I own a company Here in town,

And we're actually looking For an old jukebox,

And we're gonna turn it Into an aquarium.

What?

[ laughs ]

Wayde: I ain't gonna make it Home for dinner tonight.

Honestly, you need to Figure something out

In order to spend time With your family.

Brett: we're getting ready For the proposal,

And the tank, It looks completely empty.

Those stingrays went In the tank.

They're gone.. I know. I saw them.

They filled the tank And disappeared.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow!

Brett: I'm brett raymer.

Wayde: and I'm wayde king.

We're two new yorkers Who moved to las vegas

To follow our dreams...

To create underwater worlds Like no one's ever seen.

We build aquariums.

We're the number-one Aquarium builders in the world.

It's a family business, For sure.

[ indistinct shouting ]

I was forced Into this relationship.

I married brett's sister.

Brett: And my dad runs operations.

We call him "The general."

[ laughs ]

We may fight, But somehow we make it work.

If you can dream it, We can build it.

-- captions by vitac -- Www.Vitac.Com

Captions paid for by Discovery communications

Once inside the tank --

Hey, guys. Hey. What's up?

I just got a call From anne and russell

In regards to the bullet tank That we made for them.

Yeah, I remember that tank. That tank is nice.

And she said she wants to See both of you over there.

I asked her, "What's the problem?"

She says, "I want to see Wayde and brett today."

She said both of us? Both.

I got to meet phil With the hydraulics

And shari and barry with The jukebox tank for the diner.

I got a lot going on.

All right, look, I'll give her a call.

We'll be out there In the next couple of days.

No, no, no. You can't go back In the next couple of days.

I mean, that's not the way To do business.

Customer service Is all-important.

I got a lunch date With heather today.

That's your problem.

Work's been crazy lately.

I've been working 15 hours a day.

It leaves me Very little personal time.

So, needless to say, Me and heather

Don't see each other much Unless it's at work.

The general -- he's right.

The customer's always first In business.

We'll be there. All right.

All right. Fine.

I never take heather out.

I promised that I'd Take her out today.

Look, I got a greokay?Ea, What?

And tell heather. Here we go.

And I'll be in the car.

Oh, he's so gonna Pay for this later.

Hey, honey.

What's going on?

Your hair looks good. What are you doing?

Okay. What's wrong?

You either Did something wrong

Or are about to Do something wrong.

I got to cancel lunch.

What did I just say, Right?

But I told you Your hair looks pretty.

You look good.

A customer called. They said it's an emergency.

What do you want me to do? Leave the customer hanging?

No, I don't want you To leave a customer hanging,

But you work so much That we don't even get to

Spend time together Other than here.

Whatever. You owe me.

I always owe you.

Heather: when you're married And you work together,

It's really hard To get alone time.

Maybe if I paint fish scales All over my body,

Maybe then He'll pay attention to me.

All right. Go.

I love you. I'm sorry.

I love you, too.

[ sighs ] Unbelievable.

I love this house. It's one of my favorite houses.

[ doorbell rings ]

Hi.

Good to see you. Come on in.

Brett: The tank we built

For anne and russell, It's amazing.

It's 10 foot long, 3 foot wide, 8 foot tall.

It goes floor to ceiling.

It's 1,100 gallons.

It has a giant Custom coral insert.

This gives the fish Great places to hide.

So what's going on? What are we out here for today?

What's the problem? [ sighs ]

The problem is, we want to Get more fish, but right now,

She's really not happy with The way she has to feed them.

It's so hard To feed the fish. Show me how you do it.

It's fish-feeding time.

Brett: I think that ladder Weighs more than anne.

It was like watching an ant Carry a potato chip.

It's the lightest one I could find for its height.

That's a big ladder.

Brett: it is kind of big.

When we installed this aquarium For anne and russell,

We warned them that they were Gonna have to use a ladder

To feed the fish every day.

At this point, I think they're over it.

They need something easier.

So we're gonna get this done Right away.

We definitely Got to fix this.

But how are we Gonna feed the fish?

Are we gonna cut a hole In the ceiling

And, like, go upstairs And drop it through?

Well, we want to try To avoid the climbing.

Wayde: let's build something Under here for them

So they don't have to Never take the ladder.

Right, exactly. We might be able to build you

Some kind of a tube -- Some kind of a feeding tube.

Wayde: It's kind of like the bank.

You know how the bank Sucks that tube up

And shoots through With the money?

Russell: it's got to be Better than climbing up The ladder every day.

Oh, it's definitely Better than that.

I love this idea. We have to do it.

We do feeding tubes All the time.

This tank wasn't originally Designed for one.

So now we have tie it Into the existing plumbing

So we can put our food in, Open the valves,

And it will be swept away Into the tank.

Make it work. Thank you.

All right. Let's do it.

Wayde: so, after discussing The feeding tube

With robbie redneck, Our top builder,

He was obsessed with it All morning.

He thinks he came up With a good idea.

Show me how it works.

Pumps the water through here, Your normal line.

The only thing we did Was add a "Y" with the valve

So we can close the valve, Add the food.

So, the food goes in here, Comes out here.

Water flowing Through here,

And all you do Is open the valve.

Oh, that's real funny.

[ laughs ]

Oh, that's -- oh, that's -- That's real funny.

Shot me with something -- Fish food. I don't know.

But it stinks. It's nasty.

What a shot. Redneck thinks he's funny.

I don't think he's that funny.

I think that stuff Hit the ceiling.

All right, maybe I had redneck

Working on a little more Than just the feeding tube.

Thanks, redneck. That's [bleep] Up.

That's messed up. That's real messed up.

You know what? He knows how to dish it out.

Now he knows How to receive it.

This is a little bit Over the top.

Wayde -- he's got it coming. Don't you worry.

Hey, at least we know The feeder tube works.

[ laughter ]

Wayde: while brett's Getting cleaned up,

Heather and I are starting Our meeting with phil dominguez.

Phil -- he's starting A new marketing company.

He wants a "Wow" factor

To bring the customers Into his new business.

We are doing a 600-gallon, Circular aquarium,

Which is one of the hardest To make.

Because it needs to be viewable From all sides,

It needs to appear seamless.

A custom coral insert Will hide all our plumbing,

And just to kick it up a notch, It's gonna be on hydraulics,

Allowing it to move up and down

To reveal a computer monitor When needed.

When we're done With this monster,

It's gonna weigh Over 5,000 pounds

And stand 7 feet tall.

Now, the last thing We need to talk about

Is the type of fish He wants to put in the tank.

What were you thinking about For the interior?

Possibly stingrays, If you can do that.

Stingrays would be a great Choice for this tank.

They like to glide. They like to swim in circles.

They're great In round aquariums.

Oh, that'll lookdefinitely cool. That's cool.

I've got another question To ask of you guys.

It's always That last question.

I've been a girl, nicole, For about two years now.

And she likes To look at fish,

But for us to have our own tank This size and this massive,

She's gonna be blown away.

She's not expecting it.

And I want to propose To her.

I want to have something Actually in the tank

That will encase the ring, And she'll see it that way.

So you want us to come up With a proposal idea?

Exactly.

We do fish tanks, not proposals.

Heather: I'm a little bit Nervous about brett and wayde

Coming up with ideas.

These two have a lot to learn About romance.

That reminds me of when Wayde and I got engaged

On his mother's birthday.

We're going to dinner

With his mother and father And my parents,

And all of a sudden, He pulls out the chair,

And he's like, "I'd like to propose."

And I'm looking at him like, "What are you doing?

"Wish your mother a happy Birthday and, like, sit down.

Get on with it."

And he proposed to me right There in front of everybody.

Like, got down on one knee And the whole thing.

It took -- He was down there, what,

Like five minutes Before I said, "Yes."

He knew I couldn't say "No." His mom was sitting right there.

[ laughter ]

Wayde: phil's not only Getting this tank

To take his business To the next level,

But also to take His relationship with nicole

To the next level.

This has to be a hell of a tank.

If you do something really cute Setting it up,

I think it will kind of Incorporate the aquarium

Into your, like, Happy moment.

As long as she Says, "Yes."

[ laughter ]

You ain't gonna be that happy If she says, "No."

You're adding pressure To me now. Thanks.

Wayde: redneck just finished The feeding tube

For anne and russell's tank.

Now the guys Got to go install it.

Guys, wake up. Water.

Oh [bleep]

Wayde: Got a little problem.

I ain't gonna Make it home.

At all?

Heather's gonna kill me.

Honestly, you need to Figure something out.

Wayde: the guys are installing The new feeder tube

For the tank At anne and russell's house.

They cut into the supply line, And now water's gushing out.

Guys, wake up. Water.

Oh [bleep] Guys.

Now we got a little problem On our hands.

You lost about three inches Of water,

And you're not even sure What you're doing right now.

I'm working on it. Dude.

We're gonna Make this happen,

But it never goes exactly How you may plan it.

Whenever you cut into a pipe,

There's always gonna be A little water in the line,

Even after you shut The system down.

It just freaks me out When it happens

In a million-dollar home.

That's the least of my worries, Though.

We got here before lunch.

We still have hours of work To do.

I'm not gonna make it home For dinner.

Heather's gonna kill me.

Wayde: I got a little problem.

I ain't gonna make it home For dinner tonight.

At all?

I got to stay late.

I got this Custom feeding tube,

But I ain't gonna Make it home.

Honestly, you need to Figure something out

In order to spend time With your family.

I completely understand Why he works

And how many hours he works,

But there has to be some sort Of good kind of balance,

And I don't think That he always balances it

As well as he needs to.

Wayde: It's after dinner.

I can see the homeowners Getting a little impatient.

I need brett down here a.S.A.P.

He can talk them off the ledge.

He can sell milk to a cow.

Hey. What's up, guys?

What's up With our feeding tube?

I see it's Almost finished now.

We designed it at the shop, So from what they told me

Is that just a little bit Of modification --

Onsite modification. You know how that goes.

I heard it was a mess. I'm sorry. I want to apologize.

I heard there was water On your floor.

So wayde called me. I came rushing out here As quick as I could.

But whenever you see It happening, it just Kind of freaks you out.

I got to remember next time I got you doing something,

I just don't want to be here -- I'll show up when it's done.

Exactly.

Wayde: Are we all right, aaron?

Aaron: yeah, yeah.

You did a good job, Though.

Thank you, bro.

Hey. What's up, kids? You guys ready to feed the fish?

Come on, katie, michael. You gonna feed them?

Yay! Let's feed the fish!

Oh, boy, This tube better work.

It'll work. I hope it'll work.

What you're gonna do Is put your food in here,

Then you're gonna Close the cap back up.

Now, the orange handles -- Those are valves.

Open up the valve,

It's gonna drop the food Down to the bottom compartment,

And then the two other valves That are closed --

We're basically Gonna open them,

And that's gonna shoot the food Up through the top.

Okay. Let's give it a shot. Are we ready?

Daddy's gonna Open it for you.

The whole cup.

When I turn this, The food's gonna come out.

Look up.

See it? See all the food?

Brett: look at that. You just fed the fish.

Look at that, huh?

Yay!

Katie: yay!

I hope you enjoy it. Thank you so much.

You got it. Bye, guys.

Wayde: and remember, Now that it's fun,

Don't do a lot, Or you'll overfeed them.

And no climbing Up on ladders.

There you go.

Brett: wayde thought it was Real funny to get redneck

To shoot me with fish food Through the feeding tube.

I'm gonna play a prank On wayde today,

So I got some grease makeup Right here.

What I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna apply it to the phone,

And then during our meeting,

I'm gonna pretend that there's A phone call for wayde.

And then hopefully During the meeting,

Everybody gets A little kick out of it.

All right. I think we're good.

Meeting!

Wayde: so, who brought This meeting here?

Someone just said, "Get out here Quick. We got to brainstorm."

Hold on. Let me get the phone real quick.

We just started. He's already getting the phone.

No, he's in a meeting.

It's ralph From aquarium network.

Line 1. He wants to talk to you.

I spoke to him before.

No, he wants To talk to wayde.

Hello? Hello?

He's on his cellphone. He had bad reception.

I don't know.

[ laughter ]

Agnes.

Dennis: look at agnes.

You're so stupid.

General: Let's get on with it.

[ laughing ]

Look at agnes.

What's so funny?

We'll laugh later.

Come on, guys.

Come on.

We need to get A meeting in now.

What are you Laughing about?

[ laughter ]

Dude, you're Turning red, dude.

I got so much work to do,

And you guys Are just goofing around.

Agnes hasn't stopped breathing, And she's dying over here.

Redneck, Come over here.

Here. I think we ought to use This on part of it, though.

General: for what?

Oh, that's funny, guys.

[ laughter ]

Very nice.

Okay. It's on.

Wayde, line 1. Wayde, line 1.

Brett, this means war.

Robbie redneck Double-crossed me.

First he's on my side. Then he went to brett's side.

If you can't trust a redneck, Who can you trust?

Shows you I'm the only one Who answers phones around here.

Brett: yo, let's go. Get cleaned up.

We got a consult.

Well, today, we're gonna Meet with barry and shari,

The owners of shari's diner Here in vegas.

Hello. Are you shari? I am.

I'm brett. This is My partner wayde from atm.

We're the aquarium guys. Barry.

We're gonna meet them and talk About a jukebox aquarium.

We've never built one before,

But it sounds like It's right up our alley.

So, shari, tell me a little bit About your diner here.

It's the only free-standing Diner in vegas.

Barry: we've had comments like, "Thank you for taking me back

"To a point in my life that was Less stressful, less hectic,

And reminiscing of the old days, Just sitting here."

A blast from the past.

I know this fish tank is -- I mean, it's your idea.

Barry: we're always Looking to just give us

A little bit more of a draw, A little bit more of a niche.

I love the sound Of running water,

And looking at the fish Is very soothing and relaxing.

Since this is a '50s diner, It's of utmost importance

That the aquarium maintain That '50s feel.

You want it to be Very authentic.

That's what you basically, Ultimately --

It has to be or there's No reason for it to be here.

We're gonna do a little bit Of homework, research.

I'm sure there's a lot Of different styles of,

You know, '50s jukeboxes That are out there.

And we're gonna find one That's gonna work the best.

Cool. Sounds great.

I'm starving.

I keep smelling good food, And I'm ready to eat.

Collette.

It is a cool idea For this place.

No, it'll look cool, But we got to find a jukebox.

I just hope It's gonna be easy to...

No, it's never that easy.

Wayde: We just got back from the diner.

I'm gonna head out to the shop

To see where we are With the round stingray tank.

Wayde: chuy. Yeah.

How we doing?

Oh, chuy, This is a problem, dude.

Chuy, look at all these bubbles Right here.

Everywhere.

The seam is bad.

If you get a lot of bubbles In the seam,

It usually has to do with The acrylic not being smooth.

Sometimes this imperfection,

You can't really see it Till it's glued.

That seam's not perfect.

It won't hold up To the water pressure.

It would lead to a disaster Down the line.

We got to redo this.

This is a major setback.

This tank has to be installed in Four days for phil's proposal.

Let's make it right. Okay.

When something Like this happens,

We have to recut the seam, Sand both edges,

Reclamp, and reglue it.

It should hold The water pressure.

If not, we're gonna do it Till it's right.

There's a few issues In the back.

I'm a little upset. I want to get out of here.

You want to go shopping? What's wrong?

I'm just a little aggravated With some things going on,

And I want to Get out of here.

So we're going shopping?

Yeah. Let's go.

Okay. Come on.

Heather: shopping?

I think wayde is starting to get It and trying to redeem himself.

So, where are you taking me? You taking me for sushi?

You taking me shopping At the mall?

Where are we going?

Well, it was kind of a date, But I need some help.

I got to shop For a jukebox.

A jukebox? What kind of jukebox?

Well, one of those old, Antique ones

You put the coins in And it plays music.

We need one for a job, So I need your help.

Oh, so we're not actually Having a date.

We're actually working.

No, it's a date. We're together.

No, but that's not a date.

Seriously?

What do you call it? Work.

I'm gonna prove it to you That it's not a date.

Oh, god. Okay?

If I wasn't at work

And you needed someone else To go with you

And you took agnes With you,

So what you're telling me Is you took agnes on a date

To shop for a jukebox?

Answer honestly.

Would that Be considered a date?

No.

That's right -- no.

[ sighs ]

So this is not a date.

When wayde and I First started dating,

He was all about the romance.

After 16 years Of being together,

His idea of romance Is jukebox shopping.

What can I do For you today?

I own a company Here in town,

And we're actually looking For an old jukebox,

And we're gonna turn it Into an aquarium.

What?

[ both laugh ]

We're gonna kind of Take it apart

And make an aquarium Out of it.

We have some jukeboxes here. Beautiful.

This place has everything Under the sun.

I mean everything.

The jukebox, It's got to be here.

This one's from 1952.

It's pretty-looking, But it won't work for us.

Why?

If you got a little kid That comes running in here,

He's not gonna see the tank -- It's too high.

This one or this one, I think,

When the kid runs up, He can see the aquarium.

Perfect.

Except it's sold.

This is no good.

No, this is a 1940s,

And look how small that is, So that's not gonna work.

Look.

That might work.

This is like the same one That we liked over there.

I'm gonna go ask him And find out how much This one is over here.

Okay. All right.

It's not gonna work.

Why?

It's like $2,000 for that.

It's a lot of money.

If we were gonna find one, It was gonna be here.

I think the best thing to do Is probably go back to the shop,

Get on the internet, And search around.

If I don't find A cheaper jukebox soon,

I'm gonna have to go back To the client

And tell them It costs more money,

And if it's not in their budget, This is not gonna happen.

Setting the ring up So it looks pretty.

We're gonna be here All day.

[ gasps ]

This is like a one-legged man In an ass-kicking contest.

Wayde: so, heather and I Really struck out

Looking for the jukebox we Wanted to turn into an aquarium.

So now I have everybody In the office

Looking for a jukebox In our price range.

I'm telling you, One of those ideas is good.

Wayde: no, it's not, dude. They're not gonna like that.

Girls, me and your brother Have a problem. Explain.

All right, you know Phil dominguez

Put us in charge of coming up With a way to propose.

Wayde and I have been Throwing around some ideas.

Oh, boy.

So, I think we need A lady's perspective.

Wayde wants to take A submarine

And have phil remote-control the Submarine around the aquarium

With the ring, like, Attached to the submarine.

For a girl?

And I said, why don't we get, Like, a thing of fish food.

She opens up the fish food To go feed the fish,

And the ring's Inside of that.

That's horrible.

No girl wants To smell her ring

Like fish food.

Guys, seriously?

You have to be joking.

So, what about, like, A shell or something?

Like a clamshell. Yeah.

And it pops open,

And there's the ring Sitting in the clamshell,

And you have, like, Little bubbles coming out,

And it opens.

And then he asks her.

Do you think She'd like that?

I think She'd like that.

You know, it's not a bad idea.

We'll handle it. Okay, fine.

Take care.Good luck. Bye.

Wayde asked me To give him a hand

To find a jukebox For shari's diner.

He wasted all afternoon Trying to find it.

Craigslist! Hello?

Dude, that is cool.

I paid $250 for it. Found it on the internet.

It looks like another piece Of garbage you got me.

[ laughs ]It's actually In really good shape.

It's my vision Right here.

You knowoh, boy. That it's a problem

Every time you start something Off with, "I have a vision."

I know. It kills me. But it always gets done.

I'm hoping to maybe, like, Put some 45s

In the actual compartment.

We'll buy some. We'll clear-coat everything.

And then we'll just use that As the interior.

Pretty cool.

I was thinking We'd change the songs,

Right, Into, like, fish songs?

"Under the sea."

So you know what We can gonna do?

Have everybody in the office Come up with five songs

And change them around.

We are transforming this jukebox

Into a cool, '50s-inspired aquarium.

First, we'll remove the guts To make room

For the life-support system In the base cabinet

And our tank up top.

Next we'll keep the authenticity Of the jukebox in tact

By reusing old parts Like the record player,

Plus add new elements Like a checkerboard floor,

Which will tie it Into the diner.

And good old-fashioned Elbow grease

Will get the outside Looking like new.

Make this thing happen.

Why don't you just give me A magic magician's wand,

And I can go "Poof," And it's an aquarium.

That's kind of What I'm hoping.

I know that wayde and brett Are really stressed out

About the proposal with phil And the stingray tank,

But I think once they see what Agnes and I have come up with,

I think they're gonna Be really impressed.

We have this thing coming up With phil and nicole.

Very excited -- the fact That she's getting engaged.

Well, you only get engaged For the first time once.

Yes, genius. Of course.

So we want to try out The clam.

Even though brett and I let the Girls handle this proposal idea,

It's still our tank.

This better be good.

We're putting heather's ring In there.

The fish isn't gonna eat My ring, right?

You're doing what?

We're gonna put my ring in As a tester.

We're gonna be here All day.

You're not gonna Be here all day.

I'm setting the ring up So it looks pretty.

But wait, Don't lose my ring.

[ laughs ]

You dropped my ring? Really?

I hope this doesn't happen To nicole.

Agnes: be supportive. All right, let's do this again.

I'm gonna put the pump on, And it's gonna open.

I hope.

All right, Hit it, heather.

Hit it.

I did. I did. It should be going.

Oh, my god.

This is like a one-legged man In an ass-kicking contest.

A one-man -- [ laughs ]

Listen, Romance takes time.

Listen, the air pumps are rated For the depth of the water.

Pull the hose out.

Blow into the hose.

Blow hard.

Yay! Yay! Yay!Yay!

I love it!

[ laughs ]

Listen, listen, hold on.

What did we learn From this?

We need a bigger pump.

Very good.

I'm very happy. Good job.

All right? Thank you.

We did a good job.

Brett: and now it's time For a quick fish fact.

Find out after the break.

Brett: The answer is "B" seahorse.

The female seahorse deposits Her unfertilized eggs

Into the male's pouch.

After the eggs are fertilized, The male seahorse is pregnant

For several weeks Before giving birth.

Who says that males Don't pull their weight?

So, the jukebox is gutted And stripped down,

And now it needs to be painted.

What's up, guys? So I called my buddy marcus.

He always delivers When it comes to my vision.

We're gonna do red and gray, Like the colors of the diner.

And then we're gonna do A checkerboard on both sides.

It's gonna look hot.

Very, very cool.

Thanks, buddy.

Wow. The retro paint job Is looking great.

Now it's time to go back With my crew

To go over those Fish-themed song titles

For the jukebox tank.

How about "Sushi in the sky With diamonds"?

Agnes: I like that one. See, that's a good one.

The number one I had on here Was "Jumpin' jack splash."

* you don't Bring me flounders *

Flounders anymore!

"I shot the shellfish."

All right, redneck, It's your turn.

"I got fish In low places."

Nah. Nah.

Next.

"The lionfish Sleeps tonight."

Brett: there you go.

How about "Sons of a fishermen"?

No. Is that by dolly puffer?

[ laughter ]

"Rock the crabsba."

"Rock the crabsba"!

Try this one on.

"Prop me up against The fish tank when I die."

Wayde: what?

Prop you -- Are you kidding me?

Oh, forget this. I got more stuff to do.

Prop you up against The fish tank?!

Go away! Deal with it yourself.

[ laughter ]

Prop me up against the fish tank When I die!

Brett: so, the jukebox tank And the round stingray tank

Are almost done.

Wayde and I are gonna Jump on a plane to l.A.

To go to exotic reef imports To hand-pick our fish.

Their selection is nuts.

I can't wait to see What kind of crazy fish

We're gonna find For these tanks.

What are you guys Looking for?

We have two Really cool aquariums.

Yeah, one is gonna be A circular stingray aquarium.

All right, that would be really Good for the rays and skates

Because they like to go In a circle.

They don't like To bump into walls.

We're ready to go. Let's do it, baby.

Brett: those blue dots Are awesome.

You know they got two palates So they can crush crabs.

Wayde: Is that what they do?

Yeah, the blue dots -- They have two palates.

I like that guy. That's amazing, huh?

I tell him We'll take them all.

A couple of the blue dots,

A bunch of brown rays, Some shovelnoses.

We've got enough For the stingray tank.

Let's go. Come on.

I was playing with them. I know.

You always stop me From having fun.

Yo.

All done.

Done with the rays? Perfect.

The next tank we got is the 1950s jukebox-themed aquarium.

Okay.

Fish that are gonna be out And not hiding all the time.

Yeah, cardinals. Just like that.

When customers walk in, They don't scatter, they're out.

Of blue devils. Nice.

Nice, bold color.

Yeah, I like the color, huh? What do you think?

It's like electric blue, Like a '55 chevy or something.

What other damsels you got?

We got the three-stripes.

Like the black and white. Yeah.

Just like the diner -- Black and white.

Brett: oh, hold on.

Dude, you know What I'm thinking?

Flame angel?

Shari.

Our client, She's a really feisty redhead.

And if we put One of those in,

That's pretty much Gonna run the tank

No matter what We put in there.

How perfect.

Bag everything up And then send it to vegas.

We're going home, but we can't Take the fish in our carry-ons,

So they're gonna be put Into oxygenated bags,

Flown back to vegas Just in time for the install.

Wayde: so, all the objects Going into the jukebox tank

Need to be clear-coated.

We do this with A u.V. Protective coating,

Which keeps water-based paint Bonded to the surface it's on.

If the themeing elements Didn't have this coating,

The paint can dissolve And harm the fish.

Redneck: look at that. Wayde: So, show me what it does.

Well, I incorporated An air bubbler into the arm.

I did get 45s.

We're gonna place a few 45s In here.

Your fish, They can swim through here

And through those holes In the 45s.

They got a place to hide And hang out.

Dude, you outdid yourself This time again.

Brett: at this point, everything We can do for the jukebox tank

Here at the warehouse is done.

This is exactly What I was visioning.

See, it's like e.S.P..

You knew what I wanted.

One, two, three.

Got to go up.

Coming down.

So, this jukebox tank is Actually a pretty easy install.

All we have to do Is hook up the life support,

Add the interior props, And it's ready for water.

Let's show them Their new home.

Brett: Two auriga butterflies.

Oh, yeah. There we go.

Banggai cardinals.

Those guys school around. They look good.

The banggai cardinals Prefer a lot of light,

So during the day, it'll be Great for all the customers.

Man: look at that. See how They all hang out together?

Yeah, it's like shari's Customers at the lunch counter.

Oh, look at the hawkfish. There's the hawkfish.

That's good -- He'll hop around.

Brett: this is a small tank, So we went for small fish.

This tank has to look perfect.

It also has to be a healthy Environment for the fish.

So the tank is ready, and Everybody in the diner loves it,

But the true test Is gonna be shari and barry.

They've been in the kitchen All day.

Now they're about to see The aquarium for the first time.

I hope they like it.

Shari: I've invited a lot Of my customers,

But they're the jury And I'm the judge.

If it's this red box With a bunch of water inside

And some fish, I'm not gonna be real excited.

Those stingrays Went in the tank.

They burrowed. They're gone.

I know. I saw them. They filled the tank And disappeared.

Brett: there's no way We can unveil the tank

To phil and his girlfriend Like this.

Brett: we're showing The jukebox tank

To shari and barry right now, And I'm sweating bullets.

They have the best poker faces In vegas.

I can't tell whether They love it or hate it.

Brett: what do you think, huh? Authentic enough for you?

You know, I like it.

Yeah, that's a big thing. You should clap on that.

It took a lot.

Barry: you guys went Over the top with this.

I know you've done Some really beautiful things,

But this, to me, Is the best.

At first, I thought you were Gonna take all the innards out.

I love the fact that you Were able to leave them in

And fix them Where it won't hurt the fish,

'cause that makes it Really authentic.

Brett: Here we have a powder blue tang, Which comes from hawaii.

Wayde: beautiful fish.

Look at the firefish.

Firefish are known To be jumpers,

So it's a good thing we have A secure lid on this tank.

We have green chromis.

What's that orange one With the black stripe?

That's called A flame angel.

He's cute.

Barry: there's one fish in there That's bright red,

And our grandson nathan Named it shari

Because it's red Like shari's hair.

It's also the big one. The big kahuna.

That's right. Don't you forget that, either.

Shari loves the flame angel.

It was all my idea, baby. Do I know my customers or what?

One of the things we did In our office,

We wanted to make the songs Fish-themed parodies of songs.

I like this one -- "Baby got bass."

"Baby got bass," That's right.

It's fun, And I like fun.

The jukebox tank, It was a major success,

But we have no time To celebrate.

We have to install the stingray Tank tonight for the proposal,

And this thing's Going on hydraulics.

One small misstep Can ruin the whole proposal.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, lift it up, You girls.

Wayde: all right, Let's tilt the tank up.

Got the cart, robert?

Yeah. It's right here.

Moving the tank Makes me nervous.

That coral insert, It weighs over 100 pounds.

If that comes loose, it can Crack the side of the tank.

One, two, three.

Okay. Hold it.

Are the hydraulics Ready now?

Yeah, they're ready. Let's do the test.

We wired the hydraulics On this tank

So it can go up and down With the push of a button.

I can't wait To see this baby take off.

All right, The hydraulics are working.

Wayde: phil's getting ready To propose.

I can only imagine how he feels.

Wayde: chest pains? A little bit.

Those are called "Stress pains."

Stress pains? Yeah, I had them On my wedding night.

[ laughs ]

I am super, super, super, Super nervous right now.

I just hope I can make it through.

You all right, nick?

Yep. Just getting the clam ready.

Brett: Before the fish go in,

We have to rig up the ring and The clam for phil's proposal.

I'll tell you right now, If that clam doesn't open,

We're gonna be Really embarrassed.

The only thing better Than putting fish in a new tank

Is putting badass fish In a new tank.

For the stingrays, we're gonna Do a drip acclimation.

It's a slower process.

What it does is it takes The water from the aquarium

And slowly puts it into the bag That the fish are in.

It gets the ph just right and The salinity and temperature.

If we don't acclimate them Just right,

They're gonna go belly-up.

It's not gonna be romantic For phil and nicole.

Salinity's perfect.

Let's get them in. What, do we have the Cortez rays first?

And what do we got there?

Here comes A nice blue spot.

Look at that.Wayde: That's a beautiful fish.

That's bad, huh?

Man: he's a fighter.

Oh, yeah.

Check out That guitarfish.

The stingrays are in.

We're getting ready For the proposal,

And the tank, It looks completely empty.

When you put stingrays Into a tank for the first time,

You never really know What's gonna happen.

Sometimes they can Bury themselves right away.

Sometimes they can swim Around the tank.

It is a new environment, And they have to get used to it.

But once stingrays Bury themselves,

There's nothing You can really do.

You got to just cross Your fingers, sit around,

And hope they come out Sooner than later.

I know What you're thinking.

Those stingrays Went in the tank.

They burrowed. They're gone.

I know. I saw them. They filled the tank And disappeared.

There's no way We can unveil the tank

To phil and his girlfriend Like this.

So, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Wayde king.

What?

I want you Not to look there.

I want you to look Directly at me.

Why don't you jump In the fish tank?

Are you kidding?

We just finished acclimating The stingrays.

The second we put them In the tank,

They burrowed themselves In the sand.

There's no way we can let phil Propose to his girlfriend

When the tank looks this empty.

Wayde: What are we gonna do?

I think we need to send the guys Back to the shop now.

Dude, I don't think we have fish At the shop.

You don't think We have any fish?

No, I think they took it To the other jobsite.

We don't get the fish, It's gonna be disappointing

On the happiest day Of their life.

We cannot do that.

We need to get whatever Fish we can now. It's our only option.

We need to hurry up, though, And get them over here now

Because they Have to acclimate.

Nicole's on her way Over here.

Sure, we have fish at the shop,

But we can't just put any fish In the tank.

If the fish are too aggressive,

They're gonna nip At the stingrays.

If they're too small, They're gonna be lunch.

I don't know who's more nervous Right now -- me or phil.

Brett: So I'm on my phone.

I'm trying to get ahold Of my guys.

I'm texting them. Can't get ahold of anybody.

I have no idea If there's any fish.

All of a sudden, here they come. They walk through the door.

Man, was I relieved.

Thank god we got fish At the shop

That are compatible With the stingrays.

Once they get acclimated, It's showtime, baby.

Brett: there you go.

Wayde: yeah. Beautiful hippo.

Lipstick tang.

Look at that. Go find your friends.

Here's a spanish hogfish. It's from the caribbean.

Look at that fan.

All right, That's all the fish.

Looks good.

We couldn't have got those fish In the tank a second too soon.

Before we knew it, Everybody started showing up.

It was the moment We were waiting for.

You guys ready To see the fish?

Yes.

[ cheers and applause ]

Brett: all right. Look at that, huh?

Oh, my gosh.

You see the stingrays?

There's a shovelnose, The blue dot.

I like the blue dot. So cool.

Heather: The tank looks great,

But I'm really nervous About the proposal.

If the clamshell doesn't open Or nicole hates this idea,

I'm never gonna Hear the end of it.

Nicole, If you could come up.

Did you see the clam? Nicole: what clam?

Talking about? Right there.

[ gasps ]

You see inside it?

Oh, my god.

[ laughs ]

Oh, my god.

You're everything I want in my life,

And I want you To marry me.

Oh, my god.

[ sniffles ]

[ applause ]

Is that a "Yes"?

[ laughs ]

Yes. I love you so much.

It's by far,

Like, the best proposal Any woman can ever ask for.

I'm so happy. I love you.

I love you.

Brett: I think not only Did we make a client happy,

I think tonight We made a family happy.

Whoa!

I'm really glad that wayde and I Could be a part of it.

[ applause ]

Wayde: it's been a hell of A week, but we got through it.

Now it's time for me To show heather

I know a thing or two About romance.

I'm gonna deliver that date I promised her.

I'm gonna do The mongolian beef,

And could we have an order Of fried rice, please?

We need to be able To get out more often

And not think about work.

Did you see the tankon the way in, thoug No.

Are you kidding?

We're out to dinner, And you're talking about fish?

That is strike one, wayde king.

I want you Not to look there.

I want you to look Directly at me.

If I can make some money

And tell them they need lights Or filters,

I shouldn't Think about business?

You could think about Calling them tomorrow.

The kids' schedule Is ridiculously busy right now.

Wayde.

What?

Two.

There's a fish tank behind you With fish moving.

It's catching my eyes,

And every time a fish moves, I see a new fish.

I want you only To look at me.

Why don't you jump In the fish tank?

[ laughs ]

Three.

This weekend,

Taylon sunday.Ting Uh-huh.

They got a purple tang In there, too.

Wayde!

Four times?

Most men only get three strikes.

You get four And are still going.

Wayde king.

All right, promise you I won't Look at the fish anymore.

I'll look at my food. I'll look at you.

I'll look at my food. I'll look at you.

What are you looking at?

I'm not looking At anything.

What's behind me?

Oh, so it's okay for you To look at the fish tank.

I wasn't looking At the fish tank. That's not cool.

What kind of fish Is in there?

It's a nice, big lionfish.

You see? You're looking at the fish.

That's a hypocrite, man. That's bad.

[ laughs ]

Come on. You know I love you.

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