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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:27,929 Do you think this is the same guy who's been cutting off 2 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,162 off all the other hands? 3 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:32,099 Yeah, Clark. 4 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:34,067 I think it's the same fucking guy. 5 00:00:34,167 --> 00:00:35,135 Jesus Christ. 6 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:36,504 That makes sense. 7 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:40,675 Hey, how many hands you found? 8 00:00:40,775 --> 00:00:41,743 It's five this week. 9 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:47,281 That's at least three people. 10 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,416 - All right. - Tag 'em and bag 'em, boys. 11 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:52,452 Cut a right or a left? 12 00:00:52,554 --> 00:00:54,822 - What the hand? - No, the foot. 13 00:01:10,805 --> 00:01:12,574 Gotcha! 14 00:01:12,674 --> 00:01:14,509 Oh! Fukin' tager! 15 00:01:14,609 --> 00:01:17,311 Give me your fuckin' hands! Bitch! 16 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:25,352 Hey, you ever try X before, mate? 17 00:01:26,721 --> 00:01:27,689 Mate? 18 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:32,259 I got blue Pikachus, red Pikachus, pink Shreks. 19 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:33,828 I'm-- I'm good, man. 20 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:34,596 It's ridonculous. 21 00:01:34,696 --> 00:01:35,563 I'm good. 22 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,632 Straight fine, bruv, criminal. 23 00:01:37,732 --> 00:01:38,733 I'm good. 24 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,317 It's hot as fuck, huh, papa? 25 00:02:06,094 --> 00:02:07,829 You fuck with anime? 26 00:02:07,929 --> 00:02:09,363 So my buddy's sister, right, 27 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,397 she needs some headphones. 28 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,800 She's got some tig ol' bitties, ha-ha. 29 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:15,469 I'd be taggin' hella highway signs, bombin' 'em. 30 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,304 Got the fat caps danglin' upside down. 31 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:19,172 Shit was dangerous, dog! 32 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,678 You ever do anything dangerous like that? 33 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:25,813 No. 34 00:02:28,950 --> 00:02:30,084 Hey, yo. It's almost 1:00. 35 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:31,318 You sure you good? 36 00:02:38,693 --> 00:02:41,328 White King Dongs, some tan King Dongs, 37 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:42,830 some Purple Simpsons. 38 00:02:44,431 --> 00:02:45,933 Damn, dog, that's pretty dope. 39 00:02:47,035 --> 00:02:47,869 You seem talented, man. 40 00:02:47,969 --> 00:02:49,671 Bro, just stop. 41 00:02:49,771 --> 00:02:50,638 Please. 42 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,712 Have you ever seen Steve Irwin's daughter, bro? 43 00:02:57,812 --> 00:02:59,279 Yeah, back when I was living in Melbourne, 44 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,815 we used to bump nonnies all the time. 45 00:03:00,915 --> 00:03:01,783 Some crazy shit. 46 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,387 I miss that shit, dog. 47 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:13,226 Steve Irwin, man. 48 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:14,629 Such a tragedy. 49 00:03:15,830 --> 00:03:18,398 Such a fine ass daughter, though, too, dog. 50 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:19,667 I would kill to hit that. 51 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,368 Premeditated murder. 52 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,203 Criminal offenses. 53 00:03:25,073 --> 00:03:26,541 Right. 54 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:27,508 Steve Irwin. 55 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:29,877 Hey, you ever seen a picture of her? 56 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,746 My baby girl, Steve Irwin's fine ass daughter 57 00:03:31,846 --> 00:03:32,814 and everything? 58 00:03:32,914 --> 00:03:33,715 I have not. 59 00:03:33,815 --> 00:03:35,315 Shit. Check this out. 60 00:03:39,187 --> 00:03:40,253 Don't cum. 61 00:03:45,093 --> 00:03:46,961 -Word. -Beautiful, right? 62 00:03:48,029 --> 00:03:49,797 Molto bene bella. 63 00:03:58,039 --> 00:03:59,073 Right? 64 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:10,151 William Stewart. 65 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,786 Hey, it's Billy! 66 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:13,420 Bitch. 67 00:04:13,955 --> 00:04:15,355 Uh, come up here and speak to me please. 68 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,456 You're next. 69 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,358 Let's go, little worm. 70 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:20,427 Shit. 71 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,661 Once again, they try me, 72 00:04:53,761 --> 00:04:56,264 but what they can't do is keep a king down! 73 00:04:56,363 --> 00:04:57,899 Hey, it's too damn hot in here to be talkin' 74 00:04:57,999 --> 00:04:58,766 all that damn noise. 75 00:04:58,866 --> 00:04:59,267 Naw, man. 76 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:00,400 Naw, man. 77 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,369 So I rack, like, $400 worth of shit 78 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:04,705 and they wanna give me two years minimum, dog! 79 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,185 What the fuck? 80 00:05:17,285 --> 00:05:20,254 How the fuck does $400 equal two years minimum in jail, bro? 81 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:21,956 That's fucked up! 82 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:24,357 - What are you doing, young man? - No. 83 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,628 Well, let me see what's in that bag. 84 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:33,466 What the hell? 85 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,003 -Shut the fuck up! -Yeah. 86 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,972 Hope you get your dick bit off by the same shark 87 00:05:38,072 --> 00:05:40,107 that killed Steve Irwin. 88 00:05:40,208 --> 00:05:41,676 Jesus fucking Christ. 89 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:44,879 He actually got killed by a stingray 90 00:05:44,979 --> 00:05:46,814 so it's pretty fucked up that you say that. 91 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:50,284 Y'all are gay. 92 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:51,519 Raphael Tinsky. 93 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,097 Raphael? 94 00:06:03,197 --> 00:06:04,565 - Yeah. - Okay. 95 00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,200 Um, let's see. 96 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:10,304 Looks like you are enrolled at Pfresno Community College. 97 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:11,672 Good. 98 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,075 Judge Turner will like that. 99 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:18,045 So, um, all you've got to do is plead guilty. 100 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:20,882 He'll slap your wrist and give you 50 hours or so 101 00:06:20,982 --> 00:06:22,316 of community service. 102 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:24,886 -Sound okay? -Wait, really, that's it? 103 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,555 Thank-- thank you. 104 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,490 You know, I usually don't make things like this personal, 105 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:33,127 but that telephone booth is a city landmark. 106 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:39,066 I hope you've learned your lesson, Raphael Tinsky. 107 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:40,835 Definitely. 108 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:43,571 So no weed charges? 109 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,108 Were you caught with drugs? 110 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:49,844 No. 111 00:06:51,112 --> 00:06:52,013 No. 112 00:06:52,113 --> 00:06:54,048 I was just curious. 113 00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:58,819 Well, look, maybe you can keep the art projects to 114 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,055 the sketchbook and canvas from now on. 115 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:05,526 Please grow up, Raphael. 116 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,892 - You got this. - You got it. Come on. 117 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,635 Raphael, you are so deeply fucked, young man! 118 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:55,569 What the hell is goin' on? 119 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:57,038 Why is that cop here? 120 00:08:57,138 --> 00:08:58,706 Drugs? 121 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,274 Your second misdemeanor. 122 00:09:01,442 --> 00:09:02,676 Graffiti? 123 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:08,549 Listen, Raphael, if I were you, I would just have a seat 124 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:09,884 and shut up. 125 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:10,918 Mom. 126 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,254 Mom, 127 00:09:13,354 --> 00:09:15,856 can you please listen to me? 128 00:09:17,258 --> 00:09:18,125 I made a mistake I guess, 129 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,227 but I just got community service and I'm going! 130 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:24,565 To move into your cousin Mateo's house immediately. 131 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,569 It's okay All right. You're good. 132 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:31,906 Do you see what you've done to your poor fuckin' mother? 133 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,147 All right, Raphael. 134 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:44,218 I'm sure it's fun writin' your name on walls 135 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:48,789 and that phone booth that's very, very special to Pfresno. 136 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:52,827 But your mother here has told me all about you 137 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:55,129 and how much of a great artist you really are. 138 00:10:00,569 --> 00:10:02,336 - It's hit or miss. - Yeah. 139 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,608 Hmm. 140 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:13,013 It's not bad, but not good. 141 00:10:21,122 --> 00:10:21,989 That's something. 142 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,392 Anyway. 143 00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:27,394 Can someone please explain to me exactly what's going on? 144 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,396 Let me explain it to you real clear. 145 00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:36,804 Mateo is moving kilos 146 00:10:36,904 --> 00:10:39,574 of narcotics out of his house. 147 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:42,843 Excuse me, his trap house. 148 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:44,546 So I need you to go live with him 149 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,548 and report all that shit back to me. 150 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:51,018 Only good cop is a dead cop. 151 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:04,265 Because if you do that, all this is gonna go away. 152 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,935 That misdemeanor's gonna get expunged. 153 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,704 The next time you get in trouble, because you will, 154 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,239 you're gonna have a cop to call. 155 00:11:13,374 --> 00:11:14,241 Me. 156 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:17,678 I'm not a fucking rat. 157 00:11:19,614 --> 00:11:21,081 All right. 158 00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:26,287 I'm not supposed to tell y'all this, but I'm gonna. 159 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,192 Mateo is under investigation by the FBI. 160 00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,162 We have reason to believe that he's selling plutonium warheads 161 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,031 to Osama. 162 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:38,232 Osama! 163 00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:41,035 And I'm talkin', like, whole state of Texas gone. 164 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,803 Bullshit. 165 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,772 You call bullshit on me one more time, 166 00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:45,806 you fucking punk. 167 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,374 Oh no, I read about it in the blogs. 168 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,811 They're selling plutonium on the black market. 169 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:52,880 -Blogs? -I read it on Drudge. 170 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:53,948 Stand up. 171 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:57,785 We need you, Raphael. 172 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,488 The state of Texas depends on you. 173 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,092 Mom, can I just talk to you for a second? 174 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:08,095 Mom, how can you believe this woman? 175 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,463 She's insane. 176 00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:11,966 And-- and if Mateo is so dangerous, 177 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:14,034 doesn't this seem like potentially a bad idea? 178 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:16,705 Honey, he loves you. 179 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:17,905 You're family. 180 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,873 Mateo would never hurt you, you know that. 181 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:23,143 Right. 182 00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:24,646 Family. 183 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:25,412 Yeah. 184 00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:28,082 Look, just do whatever 185 00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:30,851 the lovely officer Williams says. 186 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,954 And if you ever feel like you're in danger, 187 00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:35,356 I'm only a phone call away. 188 00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:40,127 So this is just how it's gonna be? 189 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:44,832 Yes, your bags are packed. 190 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,400 I'm driving you to his house. 191 00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:08,889 Damn. 192 00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:15,929 Raphi! 193 00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:18,566 Come on in, my boy! 194 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,401 Oh, good to see you. 195 00:13:20,502 --> 00:13:21,302 God damn. 196 00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:23,170 Gimme a hug, man. 197 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,573 Oh, shit, man. 198 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,308 You got so big. 199 00:13:27,408 --> 00:13:28,876 Don't worry, you're good here, man. 200 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,477 Your mom told me what happened. 201 00:13:30,578 --> 00:13:32,012 Said you got locked up. 202 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,748 Big bad graffiti man spent the night 203 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:34,815 in the drunk tank, huh? 204 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,216 First time? 205 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,085 - No, second. - Oh, all right. All right. 206 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,755 Don't worry, we don't gotta talk about that shit right now. 207 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,289 Yeah, well, um, actually, bro, 208 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,892 there's-- there's somethin' I gotta talk to you about. 209 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,728 All right, cuzzo. No sweat. 210 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,697 No sweat. We got time to talk. 211 00:13:48,797 --> 00:13:50,130 Yeah. 212 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,633 House looks good, by the way. 213 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:53,000 God damn, that's a lot of pink. 214 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:53,934 Oh, you like that? 215 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,770 Yeah. Yeah, me, too, man. Me, too. 216 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,371 I actually got a lot of kickback 217 00:13:57,471 --> 00:13:58,872 for painting my shit pink. 218 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,809 They even banned that shade of pink in town, man. 219 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,142 A brother can't even touch my shit up 220 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,778 without drivin' 100 miles. 221 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:04,945 They banned the color pink? 222 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,614 Well, that shade of pink, you know? 223 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:10,184 Paint it white! Paint it white! 224 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,353 The thing is I keep it low key. 225 00:14:12,453 --> 00:14:13,521 I keep it real chill. 226 00:14:13,621 --> 00:14:14,789 But everybody around here be up 227 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,090 in my motherfucking business, man. 228 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,025 You know what it is, Raphi? It's bullshit. 229 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,828 That's what it is. 230 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,564 Man, these paninis are crazy fire, man. 231 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:26,867 Nester, get your goddamn dirty ass fingernails off my shit. 232 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,136 I told you it was for Raphi, damn it! 233 00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:31,472 I'm taking my weed. 234 00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:33,907 - Take your weed! - I got my own shit! 235 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,343 The fuck, man. 236 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,812 Are you hungry? 237 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:39,880 Yeah. Yeah, definitely. 238 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,181 Hey, who... 239 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,383 Who... 240 00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:43,785 Who was that, though? 241 00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,419 Man, that's Nester the Pester. 242 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:46,554 He's been here for years. 243 00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:48,055 If you ever visited, you know. 244 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:50,124 Anyway, he got squatter rights 245 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,192 so we technically can't kick his ass out, 246 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,795 and that's been a whole bitch, 247 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,997 but dude owes me so much fucking money, too. 248 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,834 - Seems unfair. - It is. 249 00:14:59,933 --> 00:15:01,168 But you know the type. 250 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,103 Rich kid, they gotta prove he ain't a rich kid 251 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:05,205 so he go around town terrorizin' shit. 252 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,008 But you different though, Raphi. 253 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,010 You an artist. 254 00:15:13,648 --> 00:15:14,849 I guess so. 255 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,651 You'll get to know him. 256 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:18,485 Believe me. 257 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,486 Lemme make you some lunch. 258 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,535 Do you prefer honey roasted or regular? 259 00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:34,536 Huh? 260 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:36,270 The chicken, bro. 261 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,405 Do you prefer honey roasted or regular? 262 00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:43,745 Um, regular's fine. 263 00:15:43,845 --> 00:15:45,312 All right, with your basic ass. 264 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,048 Hey, you want apple slices, too, right? 265 00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,585 Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. 266 00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:51,786 Mm-hmm. 267 00:15:51,886 --> 00:15:53,721 Hey, I forgot how you feel about stilton? 268 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,723 About what? 269 00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:56,758 Stilton cheese, man! 270 00:15:56,858 --> 00:15:58,760 You ain't never had stilton? 271 00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,461 That stanky stanky blue, blue? 272 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,130 Yeah, whatever you got. 273 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:10,404 You said there was something you wanted to talk about? 274 00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:11,506 Yeah. 275 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,975 I'm, uh... 276 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,578 I'm actually, um... 277 00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:19,413 I'm actually kind of freakin' out about it, man. 278 00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:25,085 Um, so listen, the only reason I'm staying with you 279 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,255 is because this psycho pig who arrested me, um, 280 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,594 she thinks that you're in possession of nukes 281 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,530 and are planning to blow up Texas. 282 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:36,664 We are about this close 283 00:16:37,899 --> 00:16:40,267 to being completely wiped off the face of the planet. 284 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,269 Man. 285 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,539 Officer Williams crazy ass done had it out for me 286 00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:47,609 since she caught me smellin' like weed in high school. 287 00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:50,979 Hey, you know, she got her ass fuckin' fired 288 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,547 from being my high school appointed cop 289 00:16:52,647 --> 00:16:55,583 for swingin' on some freshman girl twice. 290 00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:57,652 Anyway. 291 00:16:57,752 --> 00:17:00,087 I ain't the one under investigation here. 292 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,022 This hood's full of perverts. 293 00:17:02,991 --> 00:17:04,626 - Perverts? - Yeah. 294 00:17:04,726 --> 00:17:05,793 Damn. 295 00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:08,395 That fukcin' dog. 296 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,396 Come on, man. 297 00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:14,301 For you, my sire. 298 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:17,170 The Duke of Sandwich has blessed our Catholic souls 299 00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:19,674 once again with the finest of bread, cheese, 300 00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:20,942 and locally-farmed chicken. 301 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,409 Your panini is served. 302 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,180 scrunches 303 00:17:28,950 --> 00:17:30,518 Well? 304 00:17:30,618 --> 00:17:32,486 Oh my fucking God. 305 00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:35,122 Bro, it's the best sandwich I've ever had in my fucking life. 306 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,591 How the fuck do you make that? 307 00:17:36,691 --> 00:17:38,993 Hey, man, don't worry about that cop, bro. 308 00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,929 I knew you never rat on me. 309 00:17:41,029 --> 00:17:43,932 I figured something was up when Aunt Linda wacky ass called. 310 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,535 But anyways, I appreciate you bein' up front, man. 311 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:50,304 But look, you good with stayin' on the couch? 312 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:52,072 All the rooms ocupado right now. 313 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,641 Yeah, for sure. 314 00:17:54,642 --> 00:17:57,045 Hey, look, I want you to finish that 'nino, 315 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,047 and when you're done with that, come round back. 316 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,049 I want you to meet my new son, Larry. 317 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,050 -Yeah? -Cool. 318 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:02,850 All right. 319 00:18:09,524 --> 00:18:11,893 Larry, you want melon? 320 00:18:11,993 --> 00:18:13,093 You want melon? 321 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,361 It's your boy. 322 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,195 Damn. 323 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,564 I've never seen a pet pig before. 324 00:18:16,664 --> 00:18:18,265 - Yeah. - It's adorable. 325 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,834 Larry, this is Raphi. 326 00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,301 Raphi, this is La-- 327 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:27,140 Nester, this is my cousin Raphi, be chill. 328 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,776 Raphi, this is Nester. 329 00:18:30,078 --> 00:18:31,613 You cool, man? 330 00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:32,513 You rich or somethin'? 331 00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:34,515 Man, chill the fuck out before I sick Larry 332 00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:35,349 on your bitch ass. 333 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,585 -Ain't that right? -Relax, man. 334 00:18:37,685 --> 00:18:41,055 Hey, I'm a real chill, cool guy and everything. 335 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,090 For real, though. 336 00:18:43,591 --> 00:18:44,391 Anyway. 337 00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:51,633 Damn, he sure loves Melon. 338 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:52,600 Mm-hmm. 339 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,870 -Melon good, man. -Mmm. Good, good. 340 00:18:55,970 --> 00:18:59,172 Anyway, Raphi gonna be staying with us for a couple weeks, man. 341 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:00,975 He got caught taggin' down town, 342 00:19:01,075 --> 00:19:02,610 so his folks kicked him out the crib. 343 00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,579 Where's he gonna stay, Jay's room? 344 00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:06,648 -Who is Jay? -Jay's our old roommate. 345 00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,348 He's in and out the big house a lot 346 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,051 so, um, we ain't seein him in a few weeks, 347 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,251 but he'll be back. 348 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,855 But no, he'll be stayin' on the couch. 349 00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,190 Where am I supposed to watch TV and conduct my business, man? 350 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,027 Preferably not in this house. 351 00:19:19,127 --> 00:19:20,327 Ideally not at all. 352 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,296 You lucky I ain't a violent man, Nester. 353 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,767 You lucky I love you. 354 00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:30,170 Yeah, Larry. Daredevil. 355 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,204 Look at him. 356 00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:44,317 Williams? 357 00:19:45,787 --> 00:19:47,655 Williams, where the hell have you been? 358 00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:49,423 Okay, we need to start seating some tables. 359 00:19:49,524 --> 00:19:50,992 -I just got here. -We're backin' up. 360 00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:52,860 -All right? -Yeah, go. Move. 361 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,262 Hi! 362 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,664 We'd like a booth, please. 363 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,299 You betcha. 364 00:20:00,134 --> 00:20:01,268 I love booth. 365 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,271 Mm, yeah, I bet you do. 366 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,710 -Williams! -Have fun, y'all. 367 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:10,178 I love booth. 368 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,180 You need to watch your tone with me, Williams. 369 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,681 Okay? 370 00:20:13,781 --> 00:20:15,482 I'm not gonna tell you again. This isn't the fuckin' force. 371 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,919 This is the Salted Putter, home of the chocolate butter. 372 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,987 You're on my turf, got it? 373 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:24,391 Suck a foot, Janet. I'm takin' five. 374 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,426 You see this? 375 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,864 Bitch, do you know how many times 376 00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:31,331 you have to be demoted 377 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,900 to get the fucking Salted Putter? 378 00:20:33,835 --> 00:20:35,002 Okay. 379 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,808 Enjoy, y'all. 380 00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:44,112 Okay. 381 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,852 Fuck! 382 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,361 Got it! 383 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,998 Got it! Sh... 384 00:21:04,899 --> 00:21:08,335 Fucking shit, I got that motherfucker. 385 00:21:11,105 --> 00:21:12,607 Ugh. 386 00:21:12,707 --> 00:21:13,875 Fuck me. 387 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,780 Excuse me. 388 00:21:21,249 --> 00:21:22,950 Can I help you? 389 00:21:23,050 --> 00:21:24,317 Do you work here? 390 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,222 Sometimes. Yeah. 391 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,357 but I am an officer of the law. 392 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,659 If you couldn't see that. 393 00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:33,961 Anyway, if you work here, you should wash your hands, 394 00:21:34,061 --> 00:21:36,631 especially after taking such a disgusting shit. 395 00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:45,973 That's so gross, dude! 396 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:55,716 Tell me, do you like the taste of purple? 397 00:21:55,817 --> 00:21:59,587 Kill his mom! Kill his mom! 398 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:01,522 You ain't shit without your badge. 399 00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:12,567 I am an Olympian, bitch. 400 00:22:13,601 --> 00:22:16,170 You wanna go? Let's go. 401 00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:16,971 - Yeah. - Yeah. 402 00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:18,005 With a fucking cop? 403 00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:28,883 Oh, you Olympic cunt! 404 00:22:37,258 --> 00:22:39,093 Oh! 405 00:22:58,646 --> 00:22:59,412 Holy shit! 406 00:22:59,513 --> 00:23:00,314 Fuck you, cunt! 407 00:23:06,654 --> 00:23:09,790 Like I said, you're nothing without your badge. 408 00:23:13,527 --> 00:23:15,129 Bitch. 409 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,565 Fuck. 410 00:23:22,803 --> 00:23:28,142 She got mad because I wouldn't wash my fucking hands, 411 00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:30,211 that ugly ass bitch! 412 00:23:30,311 --> 00:23:31,345 Jesus Christ, Williams! 413 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:32,914 Why didn't you just wash your hands? 414 00:23:33,014 --> 00:23:34,282 That's gross! 415 00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:36,918 My hands, my rules! 416 00:23:38,352 --> 00:23:39,620 No, Williams. 417 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,188 Actually, everyone who works here 418 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,057 has to wash their hands. 419 00:23:43,157 --> 00:23:44,292 Read the sign! 420 00:23:44,392 --> 00:23:45,492 Oh, Janet. 421 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:47,028 You fucked up, again! 422 00:23:47,128 --> 00:23:50,698 Janet, Janet, Janet, Janet, Janet, Janet. 423 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,834 Why don't you 424 00:23:54,568 --> 00:23:59,173 just invoice Pfresno PD 425 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:02,643 one more fucking time, huh? 426 00:24:02,743 --> 00:24:07,648 Get the fuck out of the Putter. 427 00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:09,383 And clean yourself off. 428 00:24:16,090 --> 00:24:17,058 Cunt. 429 00:24:17,158 --> 00:24:18,826 Ugh! 430 00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:27,435 Lord Jesus, please let today be the day 431 00:24:27,535 --> 00:24:30,538 that cunt Beth Stewart from Channel 7 gets hit 432 00:24:30,638 --> 00:24:32,540 by a fucking bus. 433 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:38,846 Paul, honey, what could possibly be taking you so long? 434 00:24:38,946 --> 00:24:40,181 I'm in the zone. 435 00:24:40,281 --> 00:24:43,284 You know, I need to get going when I'm in the zone. 436 00:24:43,384 --> 00:24:44,552 Sorry. Sorry, honey bear. 437 00:24:44,652 --> 00:24:47,455 Jesus, Paul, get your shit together. 438 00:24:47,555 --> 00:24:49,256 Do you really think Channel 7's even gonna 439 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,725 think about hiring you 440 00:24:50,825 --> 00:24:51,759 if this is how you handle my equipment? 441 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:53,361 I'm sorry you yelled and I just-- 442 00:24:53,461 --> 00:24:55,129 I scampered in here as quickly as I could. 443 00:24:56,464 --> 00:24:58,332 But you know what I was thinking' 444 00:24:58,432 --> 00:24:59,900 You know, I'm okay if Channel 7 445 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,503 doesn't wanna hire me as long as they wanna hire you. 446 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:05,906 So you're just gonna abandon me? 447 00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:10,911 What? What? Honey, look at me. 448 00:25:11,012 --> 00:25:13,681 We're here now. I'm with you. This is me. 449 00:25:13,781 --> 00:25:14,949 All right? This is the dream. 450 00:25:15,049 --> 00:25:16,717 We're in it. Okay? 451 00:25:16,817 --> 00:25:19,687 I can't wait to achieve 452 00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:21,288 our Channel 7 dreams. 453 00:25:23,224 --> 00:25:24,392 Good. 454 00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:26,127 Now bump me, king. 455 00:25:26,227 --> 00:25:28,729 Okay, okay, here we go. 456 00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:31,432 Oh, man. 457 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,902 All right. You ready? 458 00:25:35,002 --> 00:25:37,071 Here comes the snowman. 459 00:25:38,406 --> 00:25:40,074 Fuck yeah. In to my happy place. 460 00:25:40,174 --> 00:25:42,511 - Paul, nose check! - Oh, clean as a whistle, honey. 461 00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:43,711 How are the girls? Headlights on? 462 00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:45,646 Oh, like a couple porcelain bunnies rubbin' 463 00:25:45,746 --> 00:25:47,348 against each other in a bubble bath. 464 00:25:47,448 --> 00:25:49,083 Oh! Oh! 465 00:25:50,117 --> 00:25:52,720 Um, uh, uh, action. 466 00:25:53,754 --> 00:25:55,456 A normal suburban neighborhood 467 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:57,526 with normal suburban people 468 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,460 living their normal suburban lives. 469 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,928 Or so we thought. 470 00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:03,397 When a plumber van mysteriously shows up 471 00:26:03,497 --> 00:26:05,332 without any plumbers in tow, 472 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,001 the residents begin to wonder, 473 00:26:07,101 --> 00:26:09,603 who is it watching them discretely from the shadows? 474 00:26:09,703 --> 00:26:13,974 CIA? The TSA? ICE? 475 00:26:14,075 --> 00:26:16,610 The FBI even! 476 00:26:17,945 --> 00:26:19,613 Fuck. 477 00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:22,249 I stand here today in a normal Puh-resno cul-de-sac 478 00:26:22,349 --> 00:26:25,520 not dissimilar from yours to tell you that inside 479 00:26:25,619 --> 00:26:28,055 that seemingly pleasant suburban home 480 00:26:28,155 --> 00:26:32,993 might lay a drug dealer, a murderer, a rapist. 481 00:26:33,094 --> 00:26:35,329 How do you really ever know you're safe? 482 00:26:35,429 --> 00:26:37,865 The answer, America, is you don't. 483 00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:41,235 I'm Shay Burrata with yet another groundbreaking story. 484 00:26:42,236 --> 00:26:43,938 See you next time, Texas. 485 00:26:45,574 --> 00:26:46,508 Oh! 486 00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:50,845 Wooh. 487 00:26:50,945 --> 00:26:52,413 Honey, it's amazing! That was a work of art! 488 00:26:52,514 --> 00:26:53,447 I told you, honey bear, 489 00:26:53,548 --> 00:26:55,517 when I'm in the zone, I'm in the zone! 490 00:26:55,616 --> 00:26:56,717 You are the zone. 491 00:26:56,817 --> 00:26:59,386 honey, you not in the zone, you are the zone! 492 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,722 Ow, you got me again! 493 00:27:01,822 --> 00:27:03,525 - It's good-- my goodness. - Ow! 494 00:27:03,624 --> 00:27:05,259 Oh, what-- what are you doing? 495 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:06,727 What're you do-- 496 00:27:06,827 --> 00:27:08,195 Oh, look at you dancin' Uh, just danc-- oh my gosh! 497 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,436 Giving that gift away, honey. It's amazing. 498 00:27:15,537 --> 00:27:17,671 I just had one-- Uh, just one thing. 499 00:27:20,509 --> 00:27:21,775 God dammit, what? 500 00:27:21,876 --> 00:27:23,811 Yeah, I-- I think maybe, uh, instead of Pfresno, 501 00:27:23,911 --> 00:27:25,980 you said Puh-fresno. 502 00:27:27,815 --> 00:27:30,885 I-- but I mean, I don't think anybody will notice that. 503 00:27:30,985 --> 00:27:32,521 You know, you doin' so much cool stuff. 504 00:27:32,621 --> 00:27:35,022 Well, you noticed, so why wouldn't they? 505 00:27:35,122 --> 00:27:36,790 We'll do a pickup. Just punch in. 506 00:27:36,891 --> 00:27:38,993 - Get a different angle. - A pickup punch in. Okay. 507 00:27:39,093 --> 00:27:40,629 That's airtight logic, honey. 508 00:27:40,728 --> 00:27:42,296 - You are-- - God damn. 509 00:27:42,396 --> 00:27:43,497 A true professional. 510 00:27:43,598 --> 00:27:45,766 And it's honor to be your camera person. 511 00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:48,302 Uh, action. 512 00:27:48,402 --> 00:27:51,305 I stand here today in a normal Puh-fresno cul-de-sac 513 00:27:51,405 --> 00:27:52,973 just like yours to tell you that 514 00:27:53,073 --> 00:27:56,578 inside that seemingly pleasant suburban home 515 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,580 might lay a drug dealer, 516 00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:01,749 a murderer, a rapist. 517 00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:06,187 Okay, cool. Did we get it? 518 00:28:09,690 --> 00:28:12,126 I wanna hear a yes. 519 00:28:12,226 --> 00:28:14,762 These goddamn ambulance chasers just might fuck this up 520 00:28:14,862 --> 00:28:16,997 for us and the entire world, Clark. 521 00:28:19,601 --> 00:28:21,335 Do we need to remove her entirely? 522 00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:24,939 No, not yet. 523 00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:26,807 She's not capable of doing much damage. 524 00:28:26,907 --> 00:28:28,709 I'm not hearing a yes, Paul. 525 00:28:30,811 --> 00:28:31,646 Did we get it? 526 00:28:31,745 --> 00:28:33,714 It was great. It was amazing. 527 00:28:33,814 --> 00:28:36,283 I just-- I just think maybe 528 00:28:37,885 --> 00:28:41,656 I might've heard you say Puh-fresno again. 529 00:28:41,755 --> 00:28:43,324 That's how you pronounce it, honey. 530 00:28:43,424 --> 00:28:44,593 Puh-fresno. 531 00:28:44,693 --> 00:28:45,759 Oh, I've been sayin' it wrong my whole life. 532 00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:47,596 Pop up on the P. Pop Up. 533 00:28:47,696 --> 00:28:49,129 Okay, I'll do that. 534 00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:51,600 Gotta admit she's some piece, though. 535 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:52,967 What a doll. 536 00:28:54,636 --> 00:28:57,304 Who says that? What? Some pie-- 537 00:28:58,172 --> 00:29:01,141 It's 2007, not 1951 Chicago, buddy. 538 00:29:01,242 --> 00:29:04,245 What the fuck is some piece? What the... 539 00:29:04,345 --> 00:29:06,146 Lots of people say that. 540 00:29:06,247 --> 00:29:10,150 That cunt Beth Stewart on Channel 7 could never. 541 00:29:10,251 --> 00:29:14,121 She is a-- a cunt. 542 00:29:15,189 --> 00:29:17,258 Now how did he land this broad? 543 00:29:18,859 --> 00:29:21,495 Oh, so you can say broad, but I can't say piece? 544 00:29:22,697 --> 00:29:23,897 Great. 545 00:29:23,998 --> 00:29:25,833 Now you got me talkin' like your old ass. 546 00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:27,101 You older than I am. 547 00:29:27,201 --> 00:29:28,269 Oh, fuck. 548 00:29:28,369 --> 00:29:29,470 You know what? 549 00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:32,439 A woman like that just wants a man she can walk all over. 550 00:29:33,474 --> 00:29:36,210 I'd let her walk all over me. That's for sure. 551 00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:37,211 Oh, for fuck sake! 552 00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:38,680 God, Look at the ass on that. Huh? 553 00:29:43,317 --> 00:29:44,485 - Berth Stewart. She's a cunt! - She's a cunt bitch! 554 00:29:44,586 --> 00:29:45,853 She cunt bitch with no tits! 555 00:29:48,222 --> 00:29:49,423 I'm gonna kill her. 556 00:30:02,403 --> 00:30:04,639 Damn! Whoa! Did you see that? 557 00:30:04,739 --> 00:30:06,240 - I missed it. - That's what you seen. 558 00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:08,275 - That's what you missed. - Oh, fuck. 559 00:30:08,375 --> 00:30:10,978 - Oh, damn, right. - He split his shit. 560 00:30:11,078 --> 00:30:13,180 You see it? Oh my-- ugh! 561 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,282 Oh my God. You see his eye? Like this. 562 00:30:15,382 --> 00:30:16,718 His shit... 563 00:30:16,817 --> 00:30:17,719 Bro. 564 00:30:17,818 --> 00:30:20,187 My God. See ya, buddy. See ya. 565 00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:24,458 Hey, um, what-- what time I gotta take you 566 00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:25,560 to community service? 567 00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:29,531 Oh shit, um, in like 45 minutes. 568 00:30:29,631 --> 00:30:30,464 Can you still gimme a lift? 569 00:30:30,565 --> 00:30:31,832 Yeah. I got you. I got you. 570 00:30:31,932 --> 00:30:33,334 I got someone coming through real quick, though. 571 00:30:35,202 --> 00:30:36,870 Pass that shit, bro. You're hoggin' it. 572 00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:39,641 If you got the hog, then you can hog it. 573 00:30:39,741 --> 00:30:40,575 Fuck is you talking about, man? 574 00:30:46,046 --> 00:30:47,247 Here you go, bro. 575 00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:52,286 - Hey! - Hey, what's good? 576 00:30:52,386 --> 00:30:54,455 What's good, bro? You early, you early. 577 00:30:54,556 --> 00:30:55,356 Come on in. 578 00:30:55,456 --> 00:30:57,124 Well, You know me, you know me. 579 00:30:57,224 --> 00:30:58,859 Oh, what the fuck was that? 580 00:30:58,959 --> 00:31:00,427 Fuckin' Nestor, bro. 581 00:31:00,528 --> 00:31:01,295 God damn. 582 00:31:01,395 --> 00:31:02,664 Yeah. 583 00:31:02,764 --> 00:31:04,431 What the fuck did you do with my parin' knife? 584 00:31:04,532 --> 00:31:07,034 You gotta find it. 585 00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:12,674 Kaboom! You seein' that shit? 586 00:31:12,774 --> 00:31:14,743 I hate find the knife. 587 00:31:14,843 --> 00:31:16,477 And you know I suck at that game, baby. 588 00:31:18,078 --> 00:31:20,047 And who the fuck is this? 589 00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:23,718 Oh, this is my cousin Raphi. Raphi, this is my bro Jeremy. 590 00:31:24,184 --> 00:31:26,487 Come on, man, I told you to call me Pflophaus. 591 00:31:26,588 --> 00:31:28,222 -Word? -Yeah. 592 00:31:28,322 --> 00:31:30,792 Oh my bad. This Pflop. Pflophaus. 593 00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:32,694 -Yeah. -Yeah. 594 00:31:32,794 --> 00:31:35,663 So little cousin, you like music? 595 00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:38,265 Yeah. Who doesn't like music? 596 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,135 Yeah, you look like you like music man. 597 00:31:41,235 --> 00:31:43,370 Man, see, music is fucked up these days. 598 00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:45,339 Everything soundin' the same and shit. 599 00:31:45,439 --> 00:31:47,908 Hey, bro, let's just give music a-- a break for once, huh? 600 00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:49,176 Nah, nah, nah, nah. 601 00:31:49,276 --> 00:31:50,444 I'm about to fuck the game up for real, though. 602 00:31:50,545 --> 00:31:52,346 Like, you gotta check out my new music video. 603 00:31:52,446 --> 00:31:53,715 Word? Yeah, we gonna check it out. 604 00:31:53,815 --> 00:31:54,915 But what you need, man? 605 00:31:55,015 --> 00:31:57,017 Ah, let me put this shit on the TV right quick, 606 00:31:57,117 --> 00:31:58,218 Bro, I'm serious. 607 00:31:58,318 --> 00:31:59,621 I gotta take my cousin to, um... 608 00:32:00,889 --> 00:32:01,723 -Community service. -Community service? 609 00:32:01,823 --> 00:32:03,056 Yeah. 610 00:32:03,157 --> 00:32:04,759 Bro, my boy Buck, he runs that shit downtown. 611 00:32:04,859 --> 00:32:07,662 I-- lemme give him a call. I got you. I'll sort it all out. 612 00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:11,031 Um, mm, I don't think I want you makin' any-- any calls for me. 613 00:32:11,131 --> 00:32:12,567 PFLOPHAUS Nah, it's all good. It's all good. 614 00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:13,768 Lemme get this loaded. 615 00:32:13,868 --> 00:32:15,135 Bro, you bugging. 616 00:32:15,235 --> 00:32:16,937 Watch this. Watch this. 617 00:33:47,562 --> 00:33:49,296 Hell yeah. 618 00:33:51,098 --> 00:33:52,499 Yeah, that shit was different. 619 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:53,701 Yeah. 620 00:33:53,801 --> 00:33:55,770 So you-- you sell crack, bro? 621 00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:57,137 Man, fuck no! 622 00:33:57,237 --> 00:33:58,773 That shit's been destroying my people for decades. 623 00:33:58,873 --> 00:33:59,941 - I'd never do that. - Right. 624 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:00,942 Fuck's wrong with you? 625 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,142 Hey, what you need, bro? 626 00:34:02,242 --> 00:34:04,679 Oh, let me get a eighth for, like, 20. 627 00:34:04,779 --> 00:34:05,947 A eighth for 20? 628 00:34:06,046 --> 00:34:07,080 Yeah. 629 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,816 God damn, bro. 630 00:34:09,784 --> 00:34:11,318 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 631 00:34:14,522 --> 00:34:15,523 Is this a eighth? 632 00:34:17,124 --> 00:34:19,126 Hey, come on, bro. We gotta go, man. 633 00:34:22,195 --> 00:34:23,698 -You like that shit? -Yeah. 634 00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:48,422 All right, man. Good luck today. 635 00:34:48,523 --> 00:34:51,059 Look, I done done this shit a couple times, all right? 636 00:34:51,158 --> 00:34:52,727 Just go in there. Keep your head down. 637 00:34:52,827 --> 00:34:53,761 Do what they say. 638 00:34:53,861 --> 00:34:56,496 Look, don't make no new friends. 639 00:34:56,598 --> 00:34:59,099 Put your music in and just zone the fuck out, all right? 640 00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:01,769 Puff on that twice. 641 00:35:17,051 --> 00:35:18,418 200, wooh! 642 00:35:18,519 --> 00:35:21,623 200? That wasn't even 75. Stop frontin', pussy. 643 00:35:21,723 --> 00:35:22,590 Fuck you. You're ugly. 644 00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:24,626 - I'm ugly? - Look at you, bro. 645 00:35:24,726 --> 00:35:28,596 All right, you felons, fuck ups and you're fuck offs. 646 00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:31,099 Today from 2:00 to 7:00, you are mine. 647 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:35,703 You no longer have a name. You no longer have a sex. 648 00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:38,940 Your bodies are built for trash. 649 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,576 And I am your trash lord. 650 00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:45,013 I'm sorry, ant. 651 00:35:45,113 --> 00:35:47,147 I didn't know no one made no jokes. 652 00:35:47,247 --> 00:35:49,651 Maybe you think this is some kind of comedy club. 653 00:35:49,751 --> 00:35:52,920 Wanna come up here and tell some funny jokes, funny man? 654 00:35:53,021 --> 00:35:55,723 No? I didn't think so. 655 00:35:55,823 --> 00:36:00,327 This is my ant farm and you are my ant. 656 00:36:00,895 --> 00:36:02,597 You could have saved him! 657 00:36:09,637 --> 00:36:10,203 Now get! 658 00:36:29,456 --> 00:36:31,224 Jesus Christ. What a guy, huh? 659 00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:35,596 Hey. Sorry. 660 00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:38,166 I was just listening to the new Pflophaus track. 661 00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:39,366 You heard of him? 662 00:36:39,466 --> 00:36:41,401 -Wait, seriously? -Yeah. 663 00:36:41,501 --> 00:36:42,704 I was just with that guy. 664 00:36:43,504 --> 00:36:44,539 Dude, shut up. Are you serious? 665 00:36:44,639 --> 00:36:46,440 -Yeah. -No, I'm, like, his biggest fan. 666 00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:48,509 His shit's so aggressive. It's so fucking forward. 667 00:36:48,609 --> 00:36:49,544 - It's amazing. - Yeah. That's wild. 668 00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:51,278 I didn't think many people knew who he was. 669 00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:52,980 Yeah, he's kinda up and coming. 670 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,050 Yeah, he-- he, um, he buys bud from my cousin, 671 00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:58,553 who I've been staying with since I've-- since I've been here. 672 00:36:58,653 --> 00:37:01,522 Damn, you rattin' out your cousin that fast. 673 00:37:01,622 --> 00:37:02,489 -Pretty fucked up. -I know. 674 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:04,859 I-- I made-- I made it up. Sorry. 675 00:37:05,993 --> 00:37:08,830 I'm fucking with you, dude. The look on your face. 676 00:37:10,198 --> 00:37:11,966 -Yeah. -What's your name? 677 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:15,268 I'm R-- I'm Raphi. 678 00:37:15,368 --> 00:37:17,038 Raphi. I like that. 679 00:37:17,138 --> 00:37:18,305 I'm Bernadette. 680 00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:20,808 You're kinda cute. 681 00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:21,809 You like Xanax? 682 00:37:23,044 --> 00:37:24,579 Am I famous? What? 683 00:37:24,679 --> 00:37:26,781 No, I said do you like Xanax. 684 00:37:26,881 --> 00:37:28,248 -Oh, yeah, yeah. -Yeah? 685 00:37:28,348 --> 00:37:30,118 Xanax is-- is chill. 686 00:37:30,218 --> 00:37:31,485 Fuckin' knew it. 687 00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:33,721 You ever had pineapple or mango on Xanax before? 688 00:37:33,821 --> 00:37:38,025 Those specific fruit? No. Can't say I have. 689 00:37:38,126 --> 00:37:41,428 Raphi, I'm about to change your community service experience. 690 00:37:41,529 --> 00:37:42,897 Take half this tab. 691 00:37:45,967 --> 00:37:47,034 Cheers. 692 00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:55,610 Why you lookin' at me like that? 693 00:37:56,677 --> 00:38:00,313 Um, sorry, I'm just really high. 694 00:38:01,682 --> 00:38:03,350 -Oh fuck! -I'm fucking with you. 695 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,052 Yo, oh, look, oh, look-- 696 00:38:05,153 --> 00:38:08,355 Oh my God! What is this? 697 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:10,490 - What the fuck? - Oh my God! 698 00:38:10,591 --> 00:38:12,226 What are you screamin' about, boy? 699 00:38:12,325 --> 00:38:13,861 That is a fuckin' gnarly rat! 700 00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:14,796 Oh my God. 701 00:38:14,896 --> 00:38:17,732 What, you never seen a fuckin' rat before? 702 00:38:17,832 --> 00:38:20,868 Oh, you pussy. You goddamn pussy. 703 00:38:20,968 --> 00:38:22,402 What is your problem, man? 704 00:38:22,503 --> 00:38:25,139 -What the fuck? -You fuckin' Americans. 705 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,407 You're so soft! It's just a rat! 706 00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:29,110 You know what we do with rats in my country? 707 00:38:29,210 --> 00:38:30,178 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 708 00:38:30,278 --> 00:38:32,312 We kill 'em. 709 00:38:34,081 --> 00:38:35,415 Oh! 710 00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:37,752 Well, shit. 711 00:38:40,588 --> 00:38:41,222 Okay. 712 00:38:41,354 --> 00:38:42,790 Fuck did I end up here? 713 00:38:42,890 --> 00:38:43,991 Oh! 714 00:38:44,091 --> 00:38:45,660 Oh, what have you done? 715 00:38:46,661 --> 00:38:49,130 You killed the mother. 716 00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:50,198 That's a good question. 717 00:38:50,298 --> 00:38:51,566 I was about to ask you why are you here? 718 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:53,668 The poor little babies. 719 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:58,639 Um, tagging. Lame, I know. 720 00:38:58,739 --> 00:39:00,141 No, no, that's-- that's great. 721 00:39:00,241 --> 00:39:01,108 I was just hoping you weren't violent. 722 00:39:01,209 --> 00:39:02,810 I'm gonna fix this side, too. 723 00:39:04,812 --> 00:39:06,080 Shit! 724 00:39:07,715 --> 00:39:10,383 Luckily, I'm leaving all these assholes behind. 725 00:39:10,483 --> 00:39:12,119 Oh God! 726 00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:13,187 Where are you going? 727 00:39:14,487 --> 00:39:16,224 College in Iowa. 728 00:39:16,324 --> 00:39:18,358 My uncle lives there, so I said fuck it. 729 00:39:22,395 --> 00:39:23,764 It's good for you. 730 00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:32,139 Just push it in there. 731 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,742 All right. See? Now we can dip. 732 00:39:35,977 --> 00:39:36,878 Wait, what? 733 00:39:37,845 --> 00:39:39,847 Yeah, we're done, dude. 734 00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:44,619 Hey, Buck. 735 00:39:46,053 --> 00:39:47,154 All right. 736 00:39:47,255 --> 00:39:49,223 Work's done, funny guys. 737 00:39:49,323 --> 00:39:50,423 See you tomorrow. 738 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:00,134 I think I know where we should go. 739 00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:01,602 Yeah? 740 00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:08,242 Why did you put the edible dog shit down? 741 00:40:08,342 --> 00:40:10,011 Jesus Christ, please don't eat that. 742 00:40:13,413 --> 00:40:15,917 Ah. Oh, it's super cute. 743 00:40:20,521 --> 00:40:23,057 So why were you in community service again? 744 00:40:24,892 --> 00:40:25,826 Vicodin. 745 00:40:26,827 --> 00:40:28,428 I'm done with that shit, though. 746 00:40:30,865 --> 00:40:31,899 Damn. 747 00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:35,603 Oh my God. 748 00:40:36,404 --> 00:40:37,605 Sorry. 749 00:40:39,407 --> 00:40:40,641 You look amazing. 750 00:40:40,741 --> 00:40:42,243 It's not really my style, but... 751 00:40:42,343 --> 00:40:43,978 Shut up. You look good. 752 00:40:44,078 --> 00:40:45,846 This isn't really about style right now. 753 00:40:47,515 --> 00:40:49,050 Come here. 754 00:40:49,150 --> 00:40:50,217 All right, come on. 755 00:40:50,318 --> 00:40:51,819 And don't say a word. 756 00:40:55,056 --> 00:40:57,792 Hey there, we're just gonna get these gummy burgies. 757 00:40:59,126 --> 00:41:00,161 Mm-Hmm? 758 00:41:01,362 --> 00:41:02,495 Is that everything? 759 00:41:02,596 --> 00:41:04,065 Yeah, that'll do it. 760 00:41:04,165 --> 00:41:05,132 Hmm. 761 00:41:08,269 --> 00:41:09,136 You sure? 762 00:41:10,171 --> 00:41:11,238 Hmm. 763 00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,976 What about you, Green Day? Anything else? 764 00:41:15,076 --> 00:41:15,810 Nope. 765 00:41:15,910 --> 00:41:17,545 - Nope. - Uh-huh. 766 00:41:20,047 --> 00:41:22,950 -I dig those straps. -Oh, thank you. 767 00:41:26,187 --> 00:41:27,088 You know, 768 00:41:28,155 --> 00:41:30,591 some asshole tried to fuck with me last week. 769 00:41:33,527 --> 00:41:34,862 You wanna know what I told him? 770 00:41:36,330 --> 00:41:37,398 Sure. 771 00:41:50,611 --> 00:41:51,879 All right, look, 772 00:41:53,781 --> 00:41:55,549 it's gonna take you roughly three seconds 773 00:41:55,649 --> 00:41:57,551 to put that back on the shelf. 774 00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:02,690 Or you could try to make a run for it. 775 00:42:04,025 --> 00:42:08,295 Get to the door in say, what, six seconds, maybe. 776 00:42:10,431 --> 00:42:11,899 But no matter what you do, 777 00:42:12,967 --> 00:42:15,603 it's only gonna take me two seconds 778 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:19,206 to grab that shotgun from behind the counter 779 00:42:19,306 --> 00:42:21,742 and blow your fuckin' brains out 780 00:42:21,842 --> 00:42:24,078 across the Dragon Ball Z section! 781 00:42:32,853 --> 00:42:34,388 Can I use your phone to call my mom? 782 00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:40,227 Anyway. 783 00:42:41,328 --> 00:42:42,630 Y'all got big plans today? 784 00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:46,133 - Yeah. - Yeah? 785 00:42:46,233 --> 00:42:46,967 Yeah. 786 00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:48,537 It's gonna be $5 even. 787 00:43:03,984 --> 00:43:05,052 Why draft? 788 00:43:08,689 --> 00:43:10,324 'Cause I, uh, 789 00:43:11,859 --> 00:43:13,627 I like a cool breeze. 790 00:43:15,229 --> 00:43:16,497 Uh-hmm. 791 00:43:23,838 --> 00:43:24,972 Damn! 792 00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:27,875 Denied. 793 00:43:27,975 --> 00:43:30,311 Come on Raphi, don't be so emo. 794 00:43:33,515 --> 00:43:34,782 Today was awesome. 795 00:43:35,716 --> 00:43:38,385 Yeah, it was. 796 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:40,921 And I think community service 797 00:43:41,021 --> 00:43:43,257 went just about as well as humanly possible, so... 798 00:43:45,893 --> 00:43:47,261 Except for that rat. 799 00:43:47,361 --> 00:43:49,163 - What have you done? - What the fuck? 800 00:43:49,263 --> 00:43:51,332 What have all of you done? 801 00:44:04,879 --> 00:44:07,616 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah! 802 00:44:07,715 --> 00:44:10,417 Really, Williams? In the goddamn drive-through? 803 00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:13,287 Go die. 804 00:44:13,387 --> 00:44:14,421 Ugh! 805 00:44:14,523 --> 00:44:16,390 Fucking cunt. 806 00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:17,592 God dammit! 807 00:44:22,696 --> 00:44:24,665 -Yes. -Hello, Officer Williams. 808 00:44:24,765 --> 00:44:26,400 Mr. Pillows, how are you? 809 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,602 What can I do for you? 810 00:44:27,701 --> 00:44:29,069 It's that Mateo fella. 811 00:44:29,170 --> 00:44:31,405 I've been seein' some strange ins and outs 812 00:44:31,506 --> 00:44:32,806 from his home today. 813 00:44:32,907 --> 00:44:36,410 I saw two men carrying a large black trash bag 814 00:44:36,511 --> 00:44:37,878 from his home. 815 00:44:37,978 --> 00:44:40,014 Something seemed off about it. I'm worried it was a body. 816 00:44:40,114 --> 00:44:43,284 I hate to say it, you know how important community is to me, 817 00:44:43,384 --> 00:44:48,389 but I just don't like feeling scared in my own home. 818 00:44:48,956 --> 00:44:50,559 Thank you for bein' the only person in this town 819 00:44:50,659 --> 00:44:51,492 that I can trust. 820 00:44:51,593 --> 00:44:53,994 You are literally the only one. 821 00:44:54,094 --> 00:44:56,830 Always, Officer Williams, always. 822 00:44:58,332 --> 00:44:59,300 We're gonna get him. 823 00:45:00,669 --> 00:45:01,735 Fuckers. 824 00:45:04,305 --> 00:45:05,306 Hey, guys. 825 00:45:09,076 --> 00:45:10,044 Guys? 826 00:45:13,714 --> 00:45:14,982 Fuck is goin' on? 827 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,853 He's gone. 828 00:45:21,656 --> 00:45:22,957 Gone? 829 00:45:27,696 --> 00:45:29,230 Who? Who's gone? 830 00:45:29,330 --> 00:45:31,465 Our best friend, Jay. 831 00:45:31,566 --> 00:45:32,466 Who? 832 00:45:32,567 --> 00:45:34,501 Jay! 833 00:45:34,603 --> 00:45:36,203 Oh, your other roommate. 834 00:45:36,303 --> 00:45:38,072 What, he got, like, locked up for a long time or somethin'? 835 00:45:38,172 --> 00:45:39,974 He hung himself, dude. 836 00:45:40,074 --> 00:45:41,643 He's up there right now fuckin' hangin'. 837 00:45:41,742 --> 00:45:43,043 He's dead, bro. 838 00:45:45,614 --> 00:45:46,914 Oh my God. 839 00:45:48,015 --> 00:45:49,817 He's hangin' up there right now? 840 00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:51,485 Have you called the cops? 841 00:45:51,586 --> 00:45:53,655 Man, I knew you were a fuckin' rat. 842 00:45:53,754 --> 00:45:55,523 Hey, chill the fuck out, Nester. 843 00:45:55,624 --> 00:45:56,957 Get the fuck outta here. 844 00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:03,063 Listen, man. 845 00:46:03,163 --> 00:46:05,232 I'm sorry about your friend, but this shit is serious. 846 00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:07,702 You gotta call the cops and clean up 847 00:46:07,801 --> 00:46:09,103 all your fucking drugs right now. 848 00:46:10,538 --> 00:46:11,539 His family needs to know. 849 00:46:15,677 --> 00:46:17,378 You're right, bro. I'll call the cops. 850 00:46:20,715 --> 00:46:22,717 911. Please state your emergency. 851 00:46:22,816 --> 00:46:24,519 Yeah, this is, uh, Mateo Taylor. 852 00:46:25,754 --> 00:46:27,888 I just wanna call in a suicide at my home. 853 00:46:27,988 --> 00:46:28,757 Goodness gracious. 854 00:46:41,569 --> 00:46:43,070 Let me get a freshener. 855 00:46:45,774 --> 00:46:46,675 Lemme get that. 856 00:46:49,511 --> 00:46:51,245 Yo, Mateo. 857 00:46:51,345 --> 00:46:51,812 What's up? 858 00:46:51,912 --> 00:46:53,782 Who is she? 859 00:46:53,881 --> 00:46:54,815 Oh, I can't explain it right now, 860 00:46:54,915 --> 00:46:56,751 but she's a massive problem. 861 00:46:56,850 --> 00:46:58,252 -Okay. -Hey, bro, hey. 862 00:46:58,352 --> 00:47:01,690 Um, I need you to do somethin' for me, man. 863 00:47:02,189 --> 00:47:03,725 Look, I need you to go up there in Jay's room 864 00:47:03,824 --> 00:47:04,825 and just take a look. 865 00:47:04,925 --> 00:47:06,026 It might be easier for you 866 00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:07,394 'cause you ain't known like we did, 867 00:47:07,494 --> 00:47:09,830 but I just wanna make sure there ain't no shit 868 00:47:09,930 --> 00:47:11,165 that's incriminatin' us up there. 869 00:47:11,265 --> 00:47:12,466 You feel me? 870 00:47:12,567 --> 00:47:13,867 Please? 871 00:47:14,835 --> 00:47:15,869 Uh, um, yeah. 872 00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:17,204 -Yeah. -Okay. 873 00:47:23,944 --> 00:47:25,780 Oh my God. 874 00:47:25,879 --> 00:47:28,415 Oh my fucking... Mateo! 875 00:47:30,084 --> 00:47:31,919 Hey, guys, I know everything's really fresh right now, 876 00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:33,487 so I hate to even ask this, but what the fuck happened 877 00:47:33,588 --> 00:47:34,556 to Jay's hands? 878 00:47:34,656 --> 00:47:36,090 Whoa. Slow, slow, slow down. What happened, bro? 879 00:47:36,190 --> 00:47:38,492 His hands are fucking gone! 880 00:47:38,593 --> 00:47:40,729 They're cut the fuck off! 881 00:47:40,829 --> 00:47:41,563 Fuck. 882 00:47:53,273 --> 00:47:55,242 You got a hog down there, kid? 883 00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:02,517 -Huh? -Nester's fuckin' useless. 884 00:48:02,617 --> 00:48:04,385 -I need a real man. -Huh? 885 00:48:04,485 --> 00:48:06,453 I've pumped those balls so full of HGH 886 00:48:06,554 --> 00:48:08,155 it could kill a opalomino. 887 00:48:08,255 --> 00:48:10,124 And I've got a horse ass. 888 00:48:11,024 --> 00:48:13,227 -You ever ride a horse? -Listen. 889 00:48:13,327 --> 00:48:15,429 Ever been with a horse girl? 890 00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:17,965 With your horse cock? 891 00:48:18,065 --> 00:48:19,634 Now is a really bad time! 892 00:48:19,734 --> 00:48:21,268 Just sayin'. 893 00:48:21,368 --> 00:48:23,437 His hands, his hands, his hands. 894 00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:25,540 What the fuck? His hands! 895 00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:26,741 Yo, this is bad! 896 00:48:26,841 --> 00:48:28,942 Why the fuck did we call the cops, man? 897 00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:31,078 This shit is incriminating shit! 898 00:48:32,279 --> 00:48:34,783 Nester, I thought you threw that shit away. 899 00:48:34,883 --> 00:48:36,150 I know what to do. 900 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,985 What the fuck should we do, Nester? 901 00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:39,987 -Feed him to Larry. -I agree. 902 00:48:40,087 --> 00:48:41,288 I do not agree with that! 903 00:48:41,388 --> 00:48:43,123 I also do not agree with that. 904 00:48:43,223 --> 00:48:45,426 We're not feedin' him to fuckin' Larry, Nester. 905 00:48:45,527 --> 00:48:47,194 Take that. Take your fucking girlfriend. 906 00:48:47,294 --> 00:48:48,429 Get the fuck up out my house, bro. 907 00:48:48,530 --> 00:48:50,431 - I ain't nobody's girlfriend. - Come on. 908 00:48:50,532 --> 00:48:51,498 I belong to the game. 909 00:48:51,599 --> 00:48:52,867 I don't give a fuck who you belong to. 910 00:48:52,966 --> 00:48:53,735 Pinche pendejo. 911 00:48:53,835 --> 00:48:55,169 Callate la boca. 912 00:48:55,269 --> 00:48:56,236 - Stank bitch. - Motherfucker. 913 00:48:56,336 --> 00:48:58,305 Get the fuck outta here. Damn! 914 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:03,043 On the fuckin' floor! 915 00:49:03,143 --> 00:49:06,681 I am gonna fuck you in the ass with my gun! 916 00:49:06,781 --> 00:49:07,882 Where's the body? 917 00:49:10,552 --> 00:49:16,691 Oh, I can smell the meth in the fucking air! 918 00:49:20,728 --> 00:49:22,797 You get on the fucking ground. 919 00:49:22,897 --> 00:49:25,432 - Yo. - Shut the fuck up, Mateo! 920 00:49:25,533 --> 00:49:29,269 Ah, you have no idea how long I fuckin' waited for this day. 921 00:49:29,369 --> 00:49:31,706 Oh, Mateo, you are my fuckin' bitch. 922 00:49:31,806 --> 00:49:32,774 Oh, you're my bitch. 923 00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:35,910 You'll always be my stupid bitch. 924 00:49:36,009 --> 00:49:38,780 Oh, who's the big drug lord now? 925 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,682 Huh? Who is it? 926 00:49:40,782 --> 00:49:41,716 Not you. 927 00:49:41,816 --> 00:49:44,051 I fuckin' hate you so much. 928 00:49:44,151 --> 00:49:48,055 And you, you fucking little emo twink. 929 00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:48,957 Yo. 930 00:49:49,056 --> 00:49:49,858 What the fuck was that? 931 00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:52,392 Oh, you know what? 932 00:49:52,493 --> 00:49:55,530 I should have fucked your mom the day that I met her. 933 00:49:55,630 --> 00:49:56,865 What? 934 00:49:56,965 --> 00:50:00,167 Oh, I shoulda licked her pussy so hard! 935 00:50:00,267 --> 00:50:01,769 Where's the fuckin' body? 936 00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:03,605 It's up the stairs! 937 00:50:03,705 --> 00:50:04,639 Just chill. 938 00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:14,047 -Yo. -You like that, Mateo? 939 00:50:14,147 --> 00:50:15,382 You like that? 940 00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:17,819 - Calm the fuck down, wi-- Fuck! - Jesus! 941 00:50:17,919 --> 00:50:21,021 Fuck Jesus, what? 942 00:50:21,121 --> 00:50:24,626 I should send you both to hell right fuckin' now! 943 00:50:27,494 --> 00:50:30,464 God hates pieces of shit like y'all! 944 00:50:33,333 --> 00:50:35,603 Why is it always gotta be her? 945 00:50:35,703 --> 00:50:38,840 It will always be me, Mateo! 946 00:50:38,940 --> 00:50:40,240 Always! 947 00:50:50,083 --> 00:50:52,085 Yes! 948 00:50:54,522 --> 00:50:56,123 Finally! 949 00:50:56,724 --> 00:50:57,825 Oh! 950 00:51:04,732 --> 00:51:08,002 Oh, oh. 951 00:51:08,101 --> 00:51:11,104 Oh, finally fuckin' done it! 952 00:51:13,473 --> 00:51:14,909 Ah! Ah! 953 00:51:15,009 --> 00:51:19,581 Oh, Mateo, you are my bitch! 954 00:51:19,681 --> 00:51:22,082 Oh, you pissant! 955 00:51:22,182 --> 00:51:26,320 Oh, there's never gonna be a way you get out of it! 956 00:51:27,021 --> 00:51:29,691 Oh! Oh! 957 00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:33,226 Oh! 958 00:51:33,327 --> 00:51:34,963 Howdy fuckin' doody. 959 00:51:35,063 --> 00:51:38,098 You goddamn-- what the fuck? 960 00:51:38,198 --> 00:51:39,867 God damn it. 961 00:51:39,968 --> 00:51:41,134 Oh fuckin' shit! 962 00:51:41,234 --> 00:51:43,071 What the fuck are you doing here, Williams? 963 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:44,606 Why are these men on the ground in handcuffs? 964 00:51:44,706 --> 00:51:46,373 Uh, this man's a fuckin' murderer, okay? 965 00:51:46,473 --> 00:51:47,976 He's a drug trafficker, too. 966 00:51:48,076 --> 00:51:50,344 And I got a fuckin' phone call from someone in the neighborhood 967 00:51:50,444 --> 00:51:53,081 saying there was gunshots from this house. 968 00:51:53,180 --> 00:51:55,115 All right? There's a body up there. 969 00:51:55,215 --> 00:51:57,117 There was a suicide reported here, ma'am. 970 00:51:57,217 --> 00:51:59,252 -Was there not a suicide? -Was there not a suicide? 971 00:51:59,353 --> 00:52:01,388 Why don't you go check the body and you tell me whether 972 00:52:01,488 --> 00:52:02,890 or not it was a fucking suicide or not. 973 00:52:02,991 --> 00:52:03,925 That man was murdered. 974 00:52:04,025 --> 00:52:05,125 No, no one murdered anyone! 975 00:52:05,225 --> 00:52:07,028 He's upstairs hanging in the room on the left! 976 00:52:07,127 --> 00:52:08,395 Shut the fuck up, you little twink! 977 00:52:08,495 --> 00:52:09,964 This woman has been abusing us, man. 978 00:52:10,064 --> 00:52:13,400 Williams! Unhandcuff these men right now. 979 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,702 - I swear to fucking God. - Move. Move. 980 00:52:14,802 --> 00:52:16,403 - You like bein' slapped. - I remember that. 981 00:52:16,504 --> 00:52:18,238 -Get outta the way. -The fuck is wrong with you? 982 00:52:18,338 --> 00:52:19,406 -You are a police officer, right? 983 00:52:19,507 --> 00:52:21,676 -Yeah, you a camp counselor? -Well, act like one. 984 00:52:21,776 --> 00:52:22,744 The fuck are you doing? 985 00:52:22,844 --> 00:52:24,177 Do you teach yoga to kids? 986 00:52:24,277 --> 00:52:25,412 Get the fuck outta here! 987 00:52:25,513 --> 00:52:27,048 How many people do you sit at the Putter? 988 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:28,650 -Fuck off! -You having fun? 989 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:30,283 Is it fun over there? 990 00:52:30,384 --> 00:52:32,185 -At the Putter? -God damn, you're dumb! 991 00:52:32,285 --> 00:52:34,122 Are you a police officer at mini golf, too? 992 00:52:34,221 --> 00:52:35,523 There were no gunshots. 993 00:52:35,623 --> 00:52:36,557 Who said that? 994 00:52:36,658 --> 00:52:40,293 Hey, your fucking concerned ass neighbors, Mateo! 995 00:52:40,394 --> 00:52:42,229 You put them through hell every fucking day 996 00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:43,263 with your fuckin' pink ass. 997 00:52:43,363 --> 00:52:44,666 All right, that's enough. 998 00:52:44,766 --> 00:52:45,499 - Really? - Oh fuck. 999 00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:46,534 Haven't you done enough already? 1000 00:52:46,634 --> 00:52:48,670 God dammit! You should take up nursing. 1001 00:52:48,770 --> 00:52:50,170 Shouldn't you be sitting some tables? 1002 00:52:50,270 --> 00:52:51,371 You should fucking take up nursing. 1003 00:52:51,471 --> 00:52:52,774 You're so nice to people. 1004 00:52:52,874 --> 00:52:54,474 - Yeah, I'm nice. You right. - Fuck off. 1005 00:52:54,575 --> 00:52:55,543 You should be nice at the Putter. 1006 00:52:55,643 --> 00:52:56,544 God dammit. Shit! 1007 00:52:56,644 --> 00:52:58,112 See, you actin' childish. 1008 00:52:58,211 --> 00:52:59,279 That's all you got? 1009 00:52:59,379 --> 00:53:01,115 Nope, I have a good job and a career. 1010 00:53:01,214 --> 00:53:04,652 -Yeah, so do I! -Yep, at the Putter. 1011 00:53:04,752 --> 00:53:05,887 You do fuckin' nothing. 1012 00:53:05,987 --> 00:53:07,922 You sit on your ass, you eat fuckin' donuts, yeah. 1013 00:53:08,022 --> 00:53:10,424 You look like Sharon Osbourne and Chucky had a baby. 1014 00:53:10,525 --> 00:53:11,491 Fuck off! 1015 00:53:11,592 --> 00:53:13,828 Sorry they did this to you, man. 1016 00:53:13,928 --> 00:53:15,362 Mr. Taylor, is it? 1017 00:53:15,462 --> 00:53:16,731 - Mateo. - Mateo. 1018 00:53:16,831 --> 00:53:19,332 Look, look, that's my friend Jay up there. 1019 00:53:19,433 --> 00:53:21,936 That's my cousin Raphi, he ain't involved in this. 1020 00:53:22,036 --> 00:53:23,336 Okay. 1021 00:53:23,437 --> 00:53:25,106 So what we're gonna do, we're gonna take you down 1022 00:53:25,205 --> 00:53:26,941 for questioning, okay? 1023 00:53:27,041 --> 00:53:29,577 Standard protocol for any suicides. 1024 00:53:30,511 --> 00:53:31,112 Chillax. 1025 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,446 Shit! 1026 00:53:32,547 --> 00:53:34,281 Top of that it shouldn't take long, okay? 1027 00:53:34,381 --> 00:53:35,717 What are you gonna do with me? 1028 00:53:35,817 --> 00:53:37,284 Well, we'll get your number down and if we need anything, 1029 00:53:37,384 --> 00:53:38,519 we'll call you. 1030 00:53:38,619 --> 00:53:41,189 All right, Mateo's the one that saw him up there. 1031 00:53:41,288 --> 00:53:42,523 All right? 1032 00:53:42,623 --> 00:53:43,457 And Officer Williams, you can come with us, too. 1033 00:53:43,558 --> 00:53:44,391 You can shut the fuck up. 1034 00:53:44,491 --> 00:53:45,225 We're clear upstairs. Hes-- 1035 00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:48,295 He's missing his hands. 1036 00:53:48,395 --> 00:53:50,832 He's missin' his hands? 1037 00:53:50,932 --> 00:53:52,232 His hands? 1038 00:54:02,309 --> 00:54:04,912 They just keep gettin' dumber, Javier. 1039 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:07,481 Remember Finland? 1040 00:54:07,582 --> 00:54:09,183 -Lot of bodies. -Lot of bodies. 1041 00:54:09,282 --> 00:54:11,451 You know what that means? 1042 00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:12,887 -Lot of hands. -Hands. 1043 00:54:12,987 --> 00:54:13,888 -Hands. -Hands. 1044 00:54:13,988 --> 00:54:16,023 -Hands. -Hands. 1045 00:54:16,124 --> 00:54:17,859 Everywhere we looked. 1046 00:54:17,959 --> 00:54:19,193 Hands. 100 bodies. 1047 00:54:19,292 --> 00:54:20,260 You know what that means? 1048 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,863 200 hands! 1049 00:54:23,965 --> 00:54:25,265 What a day. 1050 00:54:44,384 --> 00:54:45,653 Yo, yo, who's this? 1051 00:54:45,753 --> 00:54:47,354 Cha-ching. 1052 00:54:47,454 --> 00:54:50,625 Yo, yo, yo, it's Williams. 1053 00:54:52,193 --> 00:54:53,326 I need to know exactly what happened 1054 00:54:53,426 --> 00:54:55,797 in that house yesterday. 1055 00:54:55,897 --> 00:54:58,566 You don't tell me, I'll have you arrested 1056 00:54:58,666 --> 00:55:02,003 in the Blink 182 of an eye. 1057 00:55:02,103 --> 00:55:06,641 Listen, I came home and Mateo was cryin' on the couch. 1058 00:55:06,741 --> 00:55:07,708 And that's all that happened. 1059 00:55:07,809 --> 00:55:09,977 He didn't-- he didn't kill anyone. 1060 00:55:10,077 --> 00:55:11,179 He wouldn't kill a fly. 1061 00:55:11,279 --> 00:55:12,445 All right? 1062 00:55:12,547 --> 00:55:14,115 I'll let you know if anything else pops up. 1063 00:55:16,284 --> 00:55:17,819 Lies! 1064 00:55:26,761 --> 00:55:28,196 Tattoo head! 1065 00:55:37,672 --> 00:55:39,140 Oh shit. 1066 00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:40,340 Yo, yo, what's up, Bernadette? 1067 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,277 Raphi, where the fuck were you today? 1068 00:55:43,376 --> 00:55:45,345 Oh fuck. Community service. 1069 00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:47,982 Well, I'm not too far from Paradise Circle. 1070 00:55:48,082 --> 00:55:49,349 Okay if we still hang out today? 1071 00:55:49,449 --> 00:55:51,219 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure. 1072 00:55:51,319 --> 00:55:53,955 I'll, um, I'll see you soon. 1073 00:55:54,055 --> 00:55:55,823 Okay, I'll see you in a bit. 1074 00:56:02,830 --> 00:56:03,798 Jesus. 1075 00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:16,577 Oh my God. 1076 00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,145 Is that a cop on a cross? 1077 00:56:22,049 --> 00:56:23,150 He's gonna do it! 1078 00:56:23,251 --> 00:56:24,352 Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah! 1079 00:56:26,187 --> 00:56:26,954 Yes! 1080 00:56:32,927 --> 00:56:34,762 Oh! 1081 00:56:37,031 --> 00:56:38,866 It's gonna be a first, damn. 1082 00:56:42,303 --> 00:56:43,671 Nester, what the fuck is this? 1083 00:56:45,273 --> 00:56:46,439 Your roommate just died. 1084 00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:48,408 Mateo's out, my man. 1085 00:56:48,509 --> 00:56:49,210 This house? 1086 00:56:49,310 --> 00:56:50,410 This is my house. 1087 00:56:50,511 --> 00:56:52,046 What the fuck are you talking about? 1088 00:56:52,146 --> 00:56:54,447 You know Mateo didn't do shit. You were there. 1089 00:56:54,548 --> 00:56:56,183 Hey, man, I was upstairs asleep. 1090 00:56:56,284 --> 00:56:57,318 I slept through everything. 1091 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:58,886 I didn't hear a thing. 1092 00:57:01,155 --> 00:57:02,422 Jesus fucking Christ. 1093 00:57:04,457 --> 00:57:05,826 - Bernadette. - Hey. 1094 00:57:09,429 --> 00:57:11,132 You seem excited to see me. 1095 00:57:11,232 --> 00:57:12,066 Yeah. 1096 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:21,976 These are your friends? 1097 00:57:22,076 --> 00:57:23,878 No, I actually don't know any of these people. 1098 00:57:23,978 --> 00:57:26,314 This is, um, this is just my circumstance. 1099 00:57:26,414 --> 00:57:27,081 Raphael. 1100 00:57:27,181 --> 00:57:28,215 What's up, baby? 1101 00:57:28,316 --> 00:57:29,583 You charmer you. 1102 00:57:29,684 --> 00:57:32,420 Well, who is this? 1103 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:33,888 Since my friend failed to do so, 1104 00:57:33,988 --> 00:57:35,623 I just wanted to introduce myself. 1105 00:57:35,723 --> 00:57:37,692 My name is Nester. 1106 00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:39,093 - Nice to meet you. - Pleased to meet you. 1107 00:57:39,193 --> 00:57:40,795 -Yeah. -Here, baby. 1108 00:57:40,895 --> 00:57:42,396 -Live a little. -Yeah, I'm good. 1109 00:57:42,495 --> 00:57:44,131 Uh, no, man, we're cool on that. 1110 00:57:44,231 --> 00:57:46,167 I gotta go get her a plate. 1111 00:57:46,267 --> 00:57:47,601 That guy, Nester, he doesn't know 1112 00:57:47,702 --> 00:57:49,437 what he's doing with hands. 1113 00:57:49,537 --> 00:57:50,871 Girl, I was trying to tell them, 1114 00:57:50,972 --> 00:57:53,207 "Rub it, you know, slap that ass." 1115 00:57:59,113 --> 00:58:02,583 Maybe, uh, maybe I shouldn't have brought you here. 1116 00:58:04,051 --> 00:58:05,953 My cousin's in jail 'cause they think he killed his-- 1117 00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:09,156 I guess our roommate. 1118 00:58:10,424 --> 00:58:12,526 But he didn't. 1119 00:58:12,626 --> 00:58:14,428 There's this cop, man. 1120 00:58:14,528 --> 00:58:15,896 She's got it out for him. 1121 00:58:17,164 --> 00:58:18,099 She wants me to rat on him. 1122 00:58:18,199 --> 00:58:20,167 But fuck that. 1123 00:58:20,267 --> 00:58:21,501 She's fucking delusional. 1124 00:58:23,938 --> 00:58:26,140 Apparently the feds are looking for missing nukes in town 1125 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,009 and she thinks it's him. 1126 00:58:28,109 --> 00:58:30,511 I told you that Mateo boy was a terrorist. 1127 00:58:31,846 --> 00:58:33,614 This might go deeper than we thought, Debra. 1128 00:58:38,486 --> 00:58:40,221 Hey, y'all seen my phone? 1129 00:58:40,321 --> 00:58:43,157 Oh. Damn. You wanted that? 1130 00:58:47,194 --> 00:58:48,295 (THUMP 1131 00:58:57,438 --> 00:58:58,406 The fuck? 1132 00:59:05,246 --> 00:59:06,047 -Headshot! -Shit. 1133 00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:08,482 So it was the feds who took Mateo down? 1134 00:59:08,582 --> 00:59:10,618 Yes, of course. 1135 00:59:10,718 --> 00:59:13,154 Surely you saw the plumber van. 1136 00:59:13,254 --> 00:59:14,688 Obviously FBI. 1137 00:59:14,789 --> 00:59:16,724 Fucking Meat Hat shit. Fuck! 1138 00:59:16,824 --> 00:59:19,693 Hey, that's a quality burger. I could eat that every day. 1139 00:59:19,794 --> 00:59:20,728 Hand me your weapon. 1140 00:59:20,828 --> 00:59:22,096 I'm gonna fuckin' blow my brains out. 1141 00:59:22,196 --> 00:59:24,698 You do know he killed his roommate, right? 1142 00:59:24,799 --> 00:59:27,134 - I just-- I don't believe it. - It's true, though. 1143 00:59:27,234 --> 00:59:27,935 It's true. 1144 00:59:30,704 --> 00:59:32,173 Why don't you just leave then? 1145 00:59:35,609 --> 00:59:37,645 What do you mean leave? 1146 00:59:37,745 --> 00:59:39,113 Like, what's keeping you here? 1147 00:59:40,081 --> 00:59:41,782 Your mom? 1148 00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:43,784 Community college art classes? 1149 00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:47,254 Pfresno, Texas, doesn't deserve us. 1150 00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:50,091 Where would I go? 1151 00:59:52,193 --> 00:59:53,727 I don't know. 1152 00:59:53,828 --> 00:59:55,229 Iowa, too, I guess. 1153 01:00:02,703 --> 01:00:05,973 Look, I'm gonna be living on this big ass farm. 1154 01:00:06,073 --> 01:00:08,876 To be honest, my uncle would probably be happy 1155 01:00:08,976 --> 01:00:10,711 to have you working there. 1156 01:00:15,616 --> 01:00:17,519 Did you just ask me 1157 01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:19,353 to move to a blackberry farm in Iowa with you? 1158 01:00:20,855 --> 01:00:22,656 Is that what just happened? 1159 01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:27,695 Thanks. 1160 01:00:27,795 --> 01:00:29,396 Look, I'm not asking you to marry me, Raphi. 1161 01:00:31,832 --> 01:00:33,901 But we're friends now, right? 1162 01:00:34,935 --> 01:00:35,970 Yeah. 1163 01:00:37,606 --> 01:00:39,707 Yeah, we're friends. 1164 01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:45,112 So blackberries grow on, like, bushes and shit or-- or what? 1165 01:00:45,212 --> 01:00:47,214 Yeah, yeah, yeah. They grow on bushes. 1166 01:00:54,288 --> 01:00:56,690 Mateo, what's taking so long? You all right? 1167 01:00:56,790 --> 01:00:58,492 Man, I just got out, dog. 1168 01:00:58,593 --> 01:01:00,661 That was some straight up bullshit, man. 1169 01:01:00,761 --> 01:01:02,463 Officer Williams thought she had me, 1170 01:01:02,564 --> 01:01:04,331 but once again, she ain't have shit. 1171 01:01:04,431 --> 01:01:07,034 But anyway, supposedly a bunch of people's hands 1172 01:01:07,134 --> 01:01:08,502 have been showin' up in the river. 1173 01:01:08,603 --> 01:01:10,671 So we'll find somethin' out soon here. 1174 01:01:10,771 --> 01:01:13,007 People's hands are showing up in rivers? 1175 01:01:15,309 --> 01:01:16,110 Hands! 1176 01:01:16,210 --> 01:01:17,344 Yeah, man. 1177 01:01:17,444 --> 01:01:18,613 And that's the fucked up thing. 1178 01:01:18,712 --> 01:01:19,880 My close pal dies 1179 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,382 and I'm the one that gets locked up. 1180 01:01:21,482 --> 01:01:23,117 Where are you? 1181 01:01:26,387 --> 01:01:27,522 Huh? 1182 01:01:27,622 --> 01:01:28,523 Where are you? 1183 01:01:28,623 --> 01:01:29,957 Oh, I'm about to pull up to the crib. 1184 01:01:30,057 --> 01:01:31,425 Just-- just hurry up, man. 1185 01:01:32,594 --> 01:01:33,961 Nester threw a fucking barbecue 1186 01:01:34,061 --> 01:01:35,896 to celebrate the house being his. 1187 01:01:35,996 --> 01:01:37,264 Again? 1188 01:01:37,364 --> 01:01:39,366 Jesus fucking Christ, man. 1189 01:01:40,569 --> 01:01:42,169 You know what? Whatever. 1190 01:01:42,269 --> 01:01:43,037 I'm hungry. 1191 01:01:43,137 --> 01:01:45,540 Fucking starving, to be honest. 1192 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:47,408 -All right, I'll see you soon. -Yeah. 1193 01:01:59,621 --> 01:02:01,055 Where you at, Jay? 1194 01:02:02,456 --> 01:02:04,358 Why'd you leave me alone, man? 1195 01:02:04,458 --> 01:02:06,093 Where did you go, man? 1196 01:02:09,496 --> 01:02:10,431 Where you at, Jay? 1197 01:02:10,532 --> 01:02:11,600 Are you in there somewhere? 1198 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:12,933 I know you are. 1199 01:02:49,470 --> 01:02:50,938 He's out! 1200 01:02:51,038 --> 01:02:53,340 Mateo, you all right, man? 1201 01:02:53,807 --> 01:02:55,442 We were worried sick about you, bro, you good? 1202 01:02:55,543 --> 01:02:57,311 Yeah, I'm good, straight. 1203 01:02:57,411 --> 01:02:59,748 Uh, oh, Bernadette, this is my cousin Mateo. 1204 01:02:59,847 --> 01:03:00,981 Mateo. 1205 01:03:01,081 --> 01:03:03,183 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 1206 01:03:03,284 --> 01:03:05,452 Your cousin seems to love you a lot. 1207 01:03:05,553 --> 01:03:06,820 Word? 1208 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,822 Well, you lucky to have a pal like Raphi. 1209 01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:11,825 Hey, uh, but let me get a fork, man. 1210 01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:13,460 Let me get a beer to wash this shit down. 1211 01:03:13,561 --> 01:03:15,396 -Put on that Pflophaus. -Got you, I got you, hey! 1212 01:03:17,131 --> 01:03:19,634 Just look at those monsters. 1213 01:03:19,734 --> 01:03:21,335 - Sell that crack. - Yeah. 1214 01:03:21,435 --> 01:03:22,870 Fuck. 1215 01:03:22,970 --> 01:03:23,904 Gimme one second. 1216 01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,274 God, Carol. 1217 01:03:27,374 --> 01:03:28,576 Yes, hello? 1218 01:03:28,677 --> 01:03:31,045 Hello, Officer Williams? 1219 01:03:31,145 --> 01:03:32,246 Yeah. 1220 01:03:32,346 --> 01:03:36,785 I'm so sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you 1221 01:03:37,184 --> 01:03:41,388 that little Nazi rat from next door. 1222 01:03:41,488 --> 01:03:42,890 Mateo? 1223 01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:46,528 He's having a massive party and he's totally, utterly, 1224 01:03:46,628 --> 01:03:48,262 completely out of control! 1225 01:03:49,430 --> 01:03:51,365 He's out already, huh? 1226 01:03:52,433 --> 01:03:53,601 I'll take care of it. 1227 01:03:53,702 --> 01:03:55,135 - Thank you. - All right, bye. 1228 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,376 All right. Where were we? 1229 01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:06,347 So you want me to go buy whatever drugs I can 1230 01:04:06,447 --> 01:04:07,582 from some house? 1231 01:04:07,682 --> 01:04:08,482 Yeah. 1232 01:04:08,583 --> 01:04:10,518 And you're gonna give me $400. 1233 01:04:10,618 --> 01:04:11,553 That is correct. 1234 01:04:11,653 --> 01:04:12,219 Yep. 1235 01:04:12,319 --> 01:04:14,188 And I need you to do it tonight. 1236 01:04:14,288 --> 01:04:16,290 So these drugs are for you? 1237 01:04:17,358 --> 01:04:18,693 Yes! 1238 01:04:18,793 --> 01:04:19,927 Yes, okay. 1239 01:04:20,027 --> 01:04:22,062 Does $500 make you feel better? 1240 01:04:23,430 --> 01:04:25,366 - Yeah. - Yeah? Okay. 1241 01:04:26,367 --> 01:04:29,002 I'll give you a little deposit right now. 1242 01:04:29,103 --> 01:04:31,438 And then when you bring the sugar back to mama, 1243 01:04:31,539 --> 01:04:33,374 you get the rest of it, huh? 1244 01:04:33,474 --> 01:04:34,475 That make you feel good? 1245 01:04:37,478 --> 01:04:38,345 That'll work. 1246 01:04:46,153 --> 01:04:47,388 Clark and Nelvin reporting. 1247 01:04:47,488 --> 01:04:49,022 Great work, boys. 1248 01:04:49,123 --> 01:04:51,760 Ukraine has just confirmed our ID on Jeremy Pillows. 1249 01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:52,493 He's our guy. 1250 01:04:52,594 --> 01:04:53,894 Geronimo. baby. 1251 01:04:53,994 --> 01:04:55,963 The deal is going down tonight. 1252 01:04:56,063 --> 01:04:57,965 You need to wait until the buyers 1253 01:04:58,065 --> 01:04:59,400 have presented their payment 1254 01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:01,335 before making your grand entrance. 1255 01:05:01,435 --> 01:05:03,838 Local police will be on standby a few blocks down, 1256 01:05:03,937 --> 01:05:05,005 awaiting your go ahead. 1257 01:05:07,609 --> 01:05:09,176 With all due respect, sir, 1258 01:05:09,276 --> 01:05:11,945 the cops in this shithole are a bunch of fuckin' idiots. 1259 01:05:12,045 --> 01:05:13,480 We need SWAT here. 1260 01:05:16,618 --> 01:05:17,918 I second that, sir. 1261 01:05:18,018 --> 01:05:19,920 Officer Williams went on some fucking power trip 1262 01:05:20,020 --> 01:05:21,455 on one of the neighbors last night 1263 01:05:21,556 --> 01:05:23,123 and nearly blew our cover. 1264 01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:25,359 That's not Rusty's daughter is she? 1265 01:05:26,427 --> 01:05:29,129 Apple fell very far from the tree, sir. 1266 01:05:29,229 --> 01:05:30,598 You remember that time old Rusty 1267 01:05:30,698 --> 01:05:32,266 brought her along to the office? 1268 01:05:33,535 --> 01:05:36,270 God, she was just a kid. 1269 01:05:37,572 --> 01:05:41,942 Just runnin' around pretending to be a hero like Dad. 1270 01:05:42,844 --> 01:05:45,279 Just savin' lives. 1271 01:05:45,379 --> 01:05:49,651 At any rate, we are well aware of Pfresno PD's shortcomings. 1272 01:05:49,751 --> 01:05:53,053 So you will be accompanied tonight by a notorious cop 1273 01:05:53,153 --> 01:05:56,290 and pardoned war criminal coming in from Dallas. 1274 01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:58,225 She goes by the name Goose. 1275 01:05:58,325 --> 01:06:00,562 What the hell kinda name is Goose? 1276 01:06:00,662 --> 01:06:02,196 We're dead. 1277 01:06:02,296 --> 01:06:03,531 She is an ex SEAL, 1278 01:06:03,631 --> 01:06:07,000 dishonorably discharged for single-handedly wipin' out 1279 01:06:07,100 --> 01:06:09,604 an entire Afghan village. 1280 01:06:19,413 --> 01:06:19,814 Don't panic. 1281 01:06:23,984 --> 01:06:24,719 Don't panic. 1282 01:06:28,523 --> 01:06:29,691 Roger that, sir. 1283 01:06:34,495 --> 01:06:35,996 Oh fuck. 1284 01:06:36,096 --> 01:06:38,065 Hey, Pflophaus had it turnt, man. 1285 01:06:38,165 --> 01:06:39,734 - I love sellin'-- - Hey, guys, what's up? 1286 01:06:42,102 --> 01:06:44,438 Oh, hey, guys, what's up? 1287 01:06:44,539 --> 01:06:47,207 Hey! where the fuck have you been, Nester? 1288 01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:49,276 Ain't this your goddamn barbecue? 1289 01:06:49,376 --> 01:06:50,778 Why the fuck did you throw a party here? 1290 01:06:50,879 --> 01:06:51,980 This ain't your house! 1291 01:06:52,079 --> 01:06:53,413 I know, man. It's totally uncalled for. 1292 01:06:53,515 --> 01:06:55,315 -Somebody gave me some bad meth. -Some bad meth? 1293 01:06:55,415 --> 01:06:58,085 -I wasn't thinking clearly, man. -You never thinkin'. 1294 01:06:58,185 --> 01:06:59,186 -Hey. -Hey. 1295 01:06:59,286 --> 01:07:00,287 I'll be right back. 1296 01:07:00,387 --> 01:07:01,556 There's something I have to take care of. 1297 01:07:01,656 --> 01:07:02,422 It's very urgent. 1298 01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:08,796 Squatter's rights, huh? 1299 01:07:08,897 --> 01:07:10,665 It's unfortunate. 1300 01:07:19,607 --> 01:07:21,809 All right, you good? 1301 01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:23,845 I'll be watchin' the whole time. 1302 01:07:23,945 --> 01:07:25,880 You ain't got nothin' to worry about. 1303 01:07:26,413 --> 01:07:29,082 Do I look like a man that spends his days worryin'? 1304 01:07:30,885 --> 01:07:32,386 No, I suppose not. 1305 01:07:33,821 --> 01:07:35,389 Drugs and guns, baby. 1306 01:07:35,489 --> 01:07:37,124 Drugs and guns. That's what we want. 1307 01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:39,594 Whoa, you never mentioned guns before. 1308 01:07:42,062 --> 01:07:44,164 Just go get mama her shit. 1309 01:07:45,299 --> 01:07:48,670 Calm down. I'll get you your drugs. 1310 01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:50,437 I'll get you your guns. 1311 01:07:50,538 --> 01:07:51,438 Whatever. 1312 01:07:54,943 --> 01:07:56,578 Motherfucker! 1313 01:07:59,981 --> 01:08:02,316 Hey, what's happenin' man? 1314 01:08:04,117 --> 01:08:05,687 Nothin' much, just having a few beers. 1315 01:08:08,355 --> 01:08:10,257 -Hey, do I know you? -Nah. 1316 01:08:15,530 --> 01:08:18,066 Hey, man, uh, what you need? 1317 01:08:18,165 --> 01:08:19,366 'Cause if you don't need no nothing, 1318 01:08:19,466 --> 01:08:20,802 I think you should probably get on up out of here. 1319 01:08:20,902 --> 01:08:22,135 Drugs and guns. 1320 01:08:23,871 --> 01:08:26,440 -What? -Just tryin' to party. 1321 01:08:26,541 --> 01:08:29,077 Man, I don't know what you're trying to do, 1322 01:08:29,176 --> 01:08:31,546 but I think you should keep guns out of it. 1323 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,782 Hey, somethin' going down there 1324 01:08:34,882 --> 01:08:36,116 at that Mateo fellow's home. 1325 01:08:36,216 --> 01:08:37,417 Is that Panda? 1326 01:08:38,318 --> 01:08:40,588 Pandemonium! What's up, man? 1327 01:08:40,688 --> 01:08:41,522 Yo, Nester. 1328 01:08:41,623 --> 01:08:44,092 -I knew you weren't dead. -I'm back, bitch! 1329 01:08:44,191 --> 01:08:45,459 Hey, Nester, you know this guy? 1330 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,029 Oh yeah, he's cool people. We go way back. 1331 01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:49,063 What's up, baby boy? 1332 01:08:49,162 --> 01:08:50,632 What do you need? 1333 01:08:50,732 --> 01:08:52,366 Ah, shit. 1334 01:08:53,701 --> 01:08:54,802 Sorry, guys. 1335 01:08:54,902 --> 01:08:59,674 Some cop's payin, me $500 to get drugs and I guess guns. 1336 01:09:00,675 --> 01:09:02,242 But fuck that. 1337 01:09:02,342 --> 01:09:03,645 I ain't rattin, my boy out. 1338 01:09:04,779 --> 01:09:05,813 Hey, man. 1339 01:09:05,913 --> 01:09:08,315 Was that cop's name Officer Williams by chance? 1340 01:09:08,415 --> 01:09:09,416 I don't know 1341 01:09:09,517 --> 01:09:10,818 She's a mousey-lookin' little chick. 1342 01:09:10,918 --> 01:09:12,520 - Got a black eye. - Yeah. 1343 01:09:12,620 --> 01:09:13,588 Big attitude. 1344 01:09:13,688 --> 01:09:15,188 Fuckin' no ass. 1345 01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:16,490 She's right outside. 1346 01:09:19,694 --> 01:09:22,195 Yeah, that is Officer Williams' crazy ass. 1347 01:09:22,295 --> 01:09:23,598 Fuckin' maniac. 1348 01:09:24,766 --> 01:09:27,135 Hey, look, man, we don't sell guns here, 1349 01:09:27,234 --> 01:09:30,738 so I appreciate you not rattin on us, I guess. 1350 01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:33,608 -I got you. -Come on in, man. 1351 01:09:33,708 --> 01:09:34,642 Let's hang out. 1352 01:09:37,512 --> 01:09:40,213 I am her. 1353 01:09:41,149 --> 01:09:43,216 That bitch. 1354 01:09:43,316 --> 01:09:44,852 Yeah, let it play out. 1355 01:09:44,952 --> 01:09:46,521 Looks small time. 1356 01:09:46,621 --> 01:09:48,556 We'll monitor it from here. 1357 01:09:51,693 --> 01:09:56,698 Well, the, uh, warheads will be ready in just a minute. 1358 01:09:57,165 --> 01:10:01,435 So who you guys plannin' on bombin' first? 1359 01:10:01,536 --> 01:10:04,505 Oh, actually, we're not gonna be bombing anyone. 1360 01:10:07,175 --> 01:10:08,710 So we're gonna have these puppies destroyed 1361 01:10:08,810 --> 01:10:10,343 before they end up in the wrong hands. 1362 01:10:12,714 --> 01:10:15,348 Well, Pillows, were starting with Hong Kong, 1363 01:10:15,449 --> 01:10:18,218 the biggest isolated pollution source on Earth. 1364 01:10:19,453 --> 01:10:21,388 What are you doing, Panda? 1365 01:10:21,488 --> 01:10:23,256 I see no drugs, Panda. 1366 01:10:23,356 --> 01:10:24,992 What the fuck, Panda? 1367 01:10:27,161 --> 01:10:28,830 That's a no go. 1368 01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:30,565 I know one of the roommates. 1369 01:10:30,665 --> 01:10:31,431 You know, Mateo? 1370 01:10:31,532 --> 01:10:32,834 Why wouldn't you tell me that? 1371 01:10:32,934 --> 01:10:34,202 No, Nester. 1372 01:10:34,301 --> 01:10:35,268 Oh my God. 1373 01:10:35,368 --> 01:10:36,738 The meth head? 1374 01:10:36,838 --> 01:10:39,272 Whoa, hey, hey, you don't know what he's been through. 1375 01:10:39,372 --> 01:10:40,942 Nor do I care! 1376 01:10:41,042 --> 01:10:44,178 Look, just get out of here before they fuckin' see me. 1377 01:10:44,277 --> 01:10:45,747 What about my $500? 1378 01:10:45,847 --> 01:10:47,648 I put my life on the line for this shit. 1379 01:10:47,749 --> 01:10:49,016 No guns, no drugs. 1380 01:10:49,117 --> 01:10:50,151 I don't see why. 1381 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:51,652 Wow! 1382 01:10:51,753 --> 01:10:55,156 That is a big man. 1383 01:10:55,255 --> 01:10:56,423 He's massive. 1384 01:10:58,993 --> 01:10:59,894 Here we go. 1385 01:11:01,796 --> 01:11:03,731 You know, there's too many people in the world, 1386 01:11:03,831 --> 01:11:04,565 right Dean? 1387 01:11:05,332 --> 01:11:06,701 And there's not enough food. 1388 01:11:06,801 --> 01:11:10,705 Well, actually, there's only about 1 million people on Earth. 1389 01:11:11,672 --> 01:11:13,508 The census is totally fabricated. 1390 01:11:13,608 --> 01:11:15,777 But, well, okay, what about world peace? 1391 01:11:15,877 --> 01:11:18,345 The path to peace was never peaceful. 1392 01:11:21,314 --> 01:11:25,787 I said, "Give me my fuckin' money!" 1393 01:11:27,088 --> 01:11:28,890 Get outta my fuckin' face. 1394 01:11:28,990 --> 01:11:29,824 All right? 1395 01:11:29,924 --> 01:11:30,591 Now go. 1396 01:11:30,691 --> 01:11:31,959 Before they fuckin' see me. 1397 01:11:33,528 --> 01:11:35,797 -Go! -All right. 1398 01:11:35,897 --> 01:11:37,799 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 1399 01:11:37,899 --> 01:11:39,499 Panda! Fuck! No! 1400 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:41,135 Not my champagne Corolla! 1401 01:11:41,235 --> 01:11:43,604 God damn it! Ugh! 1402 01:11:43,704 --> 01:11:44,939 Fuck! Where are my fucking keys? 1403 01:11:45,039 --> 01:11:47,074 Fuck! 1404 01:11:47,175 --> 01:11:48,843 Showtime. Paul, wake up! 1405 01:11:48,943 --> 01:11:50,945 - Oh, let's rock movie star. - Hurry! 1406 01:11:51,045 --> 01:11:53,047 Tattoo headed motherfucker! 1407 01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:55,650 That motherfucker crazy. 1408 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:56,651 What the fuck? 1409 01:11:56,751 --> 01:11:59,253 What-- is that Williams in the front seat? 1410 01:11:59,352 --> 01:12:01,155 Oh God, it is Williams. 1411 01:12:01,255 --> 01:12:02,290 Go shine, honey! 1412 01:12:04,692 --> 01:12:08,495 Hey, Nester, you wanna help me get this bitch? 1413 01:12:12,633 --> 01:12:13,668 Nester, what you doin'? 1414 01:12:15,002 --> 01:12:16,671 Yo, Nester, Nester, chill. 1415 01:12:16,771 --> 01:12:19,006 Don't fuck with me, Mateo. I got this man. 1416 01:12:19,106 --> 01:12:20,641 Panda, stop! 1417 01:12:20,741 --> 01:12:22,743 I'm an officer of the fuckin' law! 1418 01:12:26,346 --> 01:12:27,582 Fuck that. 1419 01:12:27,682 --> 01:12:30,151 Officer Williams needs to start shooting 1420 01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:31,652 before somebody gets hurt. 1421 01:12:31,752 --> 01:12:33,287 God damn it, where are my fucking keys? 1422 01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:39,861 -Where's my gun? -Again? 1423 01:12:39,961 --> 01:12:42,230 Where the fuck is my gun, god dammit? 1424 01:12:43,831 --> 01:12:44,999 - Got you! - Fuck! 1425 01:12:45,099 --> 01:12:46,033 You ain't goin' nowhere. 1426 01:12:47,335 --> 01:12:48,269 Oh, fuck, shit. 1427 01:12:48,368 --> 01:12:49,303 Fuck, he's fucking dead. 1428 01:12:52,139 --> 01:12:53,808 Aha! 1429 01:12:58,212 --> 01:13:00,181 Oh, fuck. 1430 01:13:00,281 --> 01:13:02,250 -That's what we wanted, right? -That's what we wanted. 1431 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:09,323 - Honey, I'm done. - I'm done. I'm done, honey. 1432 01:13:09,422 --> 01:13:11,391 I can't-- I can't do it anymore. 1433 01:13:11,491 --> 01:13:12,827 I can't do this. 1434 01:13:12,927 --> 01:13:17,497 Do you actually think that you deserve these? 1435 01:13:17,598 --> 01:13:21,235 I'll fucking leave your ass right now! 1436 01:13:21,335 --> 01:13:22,737 Now keep filming! 1437 01:13:22,837 --> 01:13:23,571 Okay, okay. 1438 01:13:23,671 --> 01:13:25,039 Step back. 1439 01:13:25,139 --> 01:13:26,607 I'm an officer of the law. 1440 01:13:26,707 --> 01:13:28,776 I need you to stop filming right this second! 1441 01:13:28,876 --> 01:13:29,510 No! 1442 01:13:29,610 --> 01:13:32,046 This is America, honey. 1443 01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:33,314 You're going to die. 1444 01:13:34,447 --> 01:13:35,716 - Oh, fuck! - Shit. 1445 01:13:35,816 --> 01:13:37,251 -Got you, bitch. -He got her. 1446 01:13:37,351 --> 01:13:40,821 God damn it, fucking meth head bitch! 1447 01:13:40,922 --> 01:13:43,057 - Oh my God. - Fuck! 1448 01:13:47,128 --> 01:13:47,828 FBI! 1449 01:13:49,730 --> 01:13:51,431 - Oh! - Fuck. 1450 01:13:51,532 --> 01:13:53,601 No, no! 1451 01:13:53,701 --> 01:13:55,036 Officer, are you hit? 1452 01:13:55,136 --> 01:13:55,970 Yes. 1453 01:13:56,070 --> 01:13:58,539 -Yes they're all in the house. -Fuck! 1454 01:13:58,639 --> 01:14:00,775 Into that house hurry. The deal is already underway! 1455 01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:02,109 God damn it, Williams! 1456 01:14:02,209 --> 01:14:04,912 Fucked up worse than you could ever feasibly imagine. 1457 01:14:05,012 --> 01:14:05,947 It was a diversion! 1458 01:14:06,047 --> 01:14:07,148 It was Mateo! 1459 01:14:07,248 --> 01:14:08,582 Fuckin' bitch. 1460 01:14:08,683 --> 01:14:10,251 Ha- ha! 1461 01:14:10,351 --> 01:14:13,453 Mm, hands, anyone? 1462 01:14:13,554 --> 01:14:15,790 Nah, we stopped at Meat Hat on the way out here. 1463 01:14:15,890 --> 01:14:17,124 Meat Hat good. 1464 01:14:17,224 --> 01:14:18,359 - Them were good. - Pretty Good, huh? 1465 01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:19,660 They were good. 1466 01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:20,861 Fuck you. 1467 01:14:22,063 --> 01:14:23,130 Fuck. 1468 01:14:24,699 --> 01:14:26,834 Your father was the best agent I ever knew. 1469 01:14:28,369 --> 01:14:29,670 He had such high hopes for you. 1470 01:14:29,770 --> 01:14:32,206 God, he'd be so disappointed. 1471 01:14:37,411 --> 01:14:38,212 FBI. 1472 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:40,448 Clark! 1473 01:14:42,817 --> 01:14:44,785 Jesus motherfucking Christ! 1474 01:14:46,187 --> 01:14:47,221 They're in here! 1475 01:14:52,660 --> 01:14:55,129 Did somebody say world motherfucking peace? 1476 01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:00,634 So it makes sense to leave Pfresno now. 1477 01:15:01,702 --> 01:15:03,971 Is there-- is there room in Iowa for Mateo, too? 1478 01:15:04,071 --> 01:15:07,141 There's enough room in Iowa for the entire city of Pfresno. 1479 01:15:19,887 --> 01:15:21,022 All your roommates are dead. 1480 01:15:21,122 --> 01:15:22,189 We're fucking leaving. 1481 01:15:25,092 --> 01:15:27,795 Hey, duck! Come on. Come on. Come on. 1482 01:15:28,996 --> 01:15:29,997 Hey, help me. 1483 01:15:45,679 --> 01:15:46,380 Don't panic. 1484 01:15:50,818 --> 01:15:51,852 Die, pig bitch! 1485 01:15:58,492 --> 01:15:59,326 Shit, man. 1486 01:16:10,271 --> 01:16:12,106 Oh, Mateo! 1487 01:16:14,642 --> 01:16:16,043 Holy fuck, bro. 1488 01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:17,878 You know, I've dreamt of this day 1489 01:16:17,978 --> 01:16:21,248 for a long fuckin' time, man. 1490 01:16:22,983 --> 01:16:26,287 Dreamt of killing you in cold blood since you were 1491 01:16:26,387 --> 01:16:28,656 a sophomore at Pfresno High, 1492 01:16:28,756 --> 01:16:30,891 you little half-baked faggot. 1493 01:16:30,991 --> 01:16:33,727 Jesus fucking Christ, this bitch is gonna fucking kill me. 1494 01:16:33,828 --> 01:16:35,930 Your friends, Nester 1495 01:16:36,030 --> 01:16:36,964 and Panda, 1496 01:16:38,732 --> 01:16:41,836 they're fuckin' waitin' for you. 1497 01:16:41,936 --> 01:16:43,270 In hell! 1498 01:16:44,772 --> 01:16:46,440 I don't know if I can do it, bro. 1499 01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:47,842 I don't know if I can kill somebody else. 1500 01:16:47,942 --> 01:16:49,443 Come out and face me! 1501 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:54,748 -Fuck that. -No, you're right. 1502 01:16:56,551 --> 01:16:57,818 You're right. You're right. 1503 01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:02,123 You scared? 1504 01:17:02,223 --> 01:17:05,527 You scared, you little punk ass bitch? 1505 01:17:05,626 --> 01:17:07,261 Where are you at, Mateo? 1506 01:17:11,365 --> 01:17:12,366 I love you, cuz. 1507 01:17:14,268 --> 01:17:16,070 Mateo. 1508 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:21,242 Where's your pig? 1509 01:17:21,342 --> 01:17:22,409 Where is it? 1510 01:17:24,513 --> 01:17:26,814 Never fuck with a horse girl! 1511 01:17:26,914 --> 01:17:28,382 This is for Nester! 1512 01:17:35,524 --> 01:17:37,091 Kaboom, come on! 1513 01:17:46,834 --> 01:17:48,769 Do you think she's dead or... 1514 01:17:51,238 --> 01:17:51,839 Picture's up. 1515 01:17:51,939 --> 01:17:53,407 Okay. 1516 01:17:54,675 --> 01:17:57,378 Someone's child, someone's lover, 1517 01:17:57,478 --> 01:17:58,946 someone's husband. 1518 01:17:59,046 --> 01:18:01,849 Tragedy struck Puh-fresno, Texas, today, America. 1519 01:18:01,949 --> 01:18:03,585 More details to come. 1520 01:18:03,684 --> 01:18:05,719 Shay Burrata, Texas, USA. 1521 01:18:05,819 --> 01:18:06,687 Another angle. 1522 01:18:08,355 --> 01:18:09,456 Oh, gross. 1523 01:18:11,258 --> 01:18:12,059 -Right, right. 1524 01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:13,360 God damn it now! 1525 01:18:16,730 --> 01:18:19,634 -Call it. -9:36 p.m, time of death. 1526 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:29,678 To be honest, always planned on leavin' this shithole, 1527 01:18:29,777 --> 01:18:31,478 but I ain't think it go down like this. 1528 01:18:33,447 --> 01:18:35,849 Hey, y'all got room for a third wheel in, uh, 1529 01:18:35,950 --> 01:18:37,785 Utah or whatever? 1530 01:18:38,786 --> 01:18:40,387 It's Iowa. 1531 01:18:40,487 --> 01:18:41,355 But yeah. 1532 01:18:44,325 --> 01:18:45,259 Same difference. 1533 01:18:49,430 --> 01:18:50,731 So you gonna tell your mom? 1534 01:18:53,767 --> 01:18:55,069 Right. 1535 01:18:55,936 --> 01:18:57,338 So many dead pigs. 1536 01:18:59,006 --> 01:19:01,075 Oh shit, I gotta check on Larry. 1537 01:19:01,175 --> 01:19:02,176 Hey. 1538 01:19:04,878 --> 01:19:06,013 Be right back. 104775