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Okay, so darkness is your one companion.

Silence is your only friend.

I'd be glad to be your root star, yeah.

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Okay, I'm just got to help you do that at work.

Well, Cindy's been a little sick, and I thought I'd get her some daisies to show her up.

That's so sweet.

She's a lucky girl.

I'm a lucky guy.

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And Charlie, those were the best three minutes of my life.

Hello, this is great.

This is excellent, excellent for both of you, I mean it.

I thought you weren't work.

Yeah, well, he's supposed to be.

I can explain everything.

Well, why don't you start with the mysteries of the pyramids and

put on your way out the front door.

All right, that's it, pal, you're fired.

And don't even bother to pick up your last check.

Sure, come on, Cindy, let's get out of here.

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Get out of my life.

Oh, hey, Mary, what's up?

You're tired.

I'm tired of waiting for your rent.

I want you and your crap out here in a half hour.

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All right, quiet down.

Quiet down, everyone.

All right, we have new assignments to give out.

Genie Peterson, Genie Peterson, Genie Peterson,

is anyone seeing Genie?

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I'm here.

You're late.

My lamp wouldn't start.

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You all find that funny?

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I know what you're going to say, Genie, save it.

But I thought Earth people were greedy and selfish and had given up on all their dreams.

But apparently things are starting to change down there.

Nuclear arms are out, democracy is in, and they're working awfully hard on this recycling thing.

So I'm supposed to go down there and verify all of this?

Think of it as a good will mission.

You can be the first one to help restore their confidence, huh?

But all the other genies that could do this one.

Now look, look, with a record like yours,

you're hardly in a position to question your assignments.

I don't like this anymore than you.

This is your last chance.

Do you remember that?

You fail this time.

You're banished to your bottle forever.

Well, from what I've heard about Earth, even a Genie couldn't do any good.

I don't want to hear any more about it.

But sir, out.

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And listen, I'm going to be watching you very closely on this one, Genie.

Huh?

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Dude, this is without question the most righteous gig in the history of summer.

No doubt, we got to get scottied.

Definitely in on this.

Whoa, that sucks about his girl, man.

How's that?

That's fine.

To the left a little, okay?

You know what Mars?

We should bring him to the party and then get him back in the saddle if you know what I mean, huh?

Yeah.

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Pusted.

Hey, Wood.

Maybe we should bail.

You're history.

Wait, I don't think this cat is stuck as fast.

Ladies, might you know when you?

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Excuse me, please.

Come to you.

Thank you, pardon ladies.

Hey buddy, where's the bar?

Lars, I thought you said this was a beach gig.

I don't know, dude, it looks like the shardin' name, barfin' new gig crowd.

Oh, he's just not supposed to take an over.

I don't recognize anybody.

Oh, look, there's Scott in the cave.

You know Scottie?

Yeah, he used to do yard work for me.

Yeah, me too.

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I recognize a few people.

Excuse me.

Are those bugle-boy jeans you wearing?

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Too bad that the cake hit a such a wise ass.

He did a great job in my lawn.

Oof, it's soo thought he was terrific.

Same here, Robin always looked forward to him coming over.

I never kissed that boy in my yard.

And a soda, please.

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You know, the Mayans used to pray to the sea.

They believed that the sea held some sort of magical power.

That's great.

Maybe it can make you magically disappear.

Terry, good.

It's very good.

I'm Scottie McKay.

I just wanted to tell you that.

Ah, let me guess.

You want me to be the spokesperson for your billion dollar company.

Your Ferrari is parked just around the corner.

And you'd like to whisk me away to your house in the hills to discuss the mash-up further.

Well, I'd love to do all those things, but since I'm unemployed, broken home was, would you settle for a quiet walk on the beach?

There you are.

Hi.

Hi.

Look, this party's out of control completely.

Let's get out of here.

Really, I was just talking here with Scottie.

Scottie.

Whatever.

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I would you go out with me?

Thank you.

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The Mac is right, man.

Mac is right.

Shut in my league.

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What is that guy?

What is that guy got that I haven't got?

Huh?

Now all I need is a job and money and muscles and a house.

Shit.

You're the man.

What do you think I need?

Okay.

The only thing you really need is a good blanket.

All I need is a good blanket.

That's all I need.

I really wish.

But I really wish.

I had more in bed.

Couple of babes.

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Does anyone know what time it is?

I'm not sure.

It's only 8.

30.

Oh, goody.

We can sleep a couple more hours.

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What's going on here?

I don't know.

I think you said we could sleep in a couple more hours.

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I'll be right with you.

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Wow.

Hi, do you know anything about genies?

A little.

Do you think that genies are real?

I think that if a person believes in the power of the genie, then that power will be real.

Okay.

What about magic lamps and three wishes and all that stuff?

Depends on the genie.

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But it's possible.

Young man, anything is possible.

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What was I thinking?

I have no idea.

Genies don't know how to read thoughts.

Who are you?

I'm your genie.

And you are my master.

Your wish is my command.

Did the person from the mystic shops send you in here to hassle me?

No, you summoned me here when you rub my lamp.

You know, you could get arrested for being in here.

Doesn't anyone on earth believe in trust?

Look, if you don't believe me, then why don't you make another wish?

Okay.

I wish that I was showered up in an afresh that are closed.

You did that?

As you wish master.

You really are a genie.

As real as they come.

And you could grant me any wish I want.

Well, almost anything.

There are some rules we need to go.

Okay.

My favorite hat.

Wow.

Wow.

You got a cute little genie bottle.

Let's go.

No?

No.

So I'm the only one that can see her here, you?

That is right, master.

Wow.

Okay.

All right.

My name is Scotty McCabe.

You can call me Scotty.

I can only address to his master.

All right.

Well, what should I call you?

You can call me genie.

Genie.

Okay.

Of course, I knew that.

All right.

This is the beach and your invisible meadow.

Here, have a nice cold cook.

Watch that good old fashioned hot dog down.

Matter of fact, that looks pretty good.

I have one myself, see.

I don't sell products.

I don't endorse.

You know this.

It's not American.

So master, tell me about yourself.

Well, he's to have this girlfriend, but she wasn't what I was looking for.

What are you looking for?

That.

Who's that?

He's a girl of my dreams.

Dana, hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Nice suit.

Oh, skippy, right?

Dana.

Hi.

Obviously mistaken me for a jar of peanut butter.

She must have been a lot friendliering your dreams.

She's just what I'm looking for.

Wait a minute.

Okay.

I wish that Dana were madly in love with me, and I wish for it to happen right now.

No, Dana, that's not too late.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

So, uh, what do you say we go back to your place?

And you can tell me how you really feel about me.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about love.

Talking about you and me together and forever.

Talking about maybe children and talking about you pouring water on my head.

Can you believe this guy?

Now get out of here, skippy.

Scotty.

Like today.

Okay.

Hey, off the court, dude.

Master, I was trying to tell you I couldn't grant that wish.

Why?

It's in the middle of a game of butt head.

Jeanie's can't control matters of the heart.

Well, what can you do about it?

Why can kick your little ass?

That's what?

What?

Master, I can do anything you want.

Don't ask me to make someone fall in love with you.

All right, that's it.

I warned you.

I wish I was the best volleyball player in the world.

I'm sure you do.

Now, off.

100 bucks is I can kick your little button in a game of two on two.

Right.

You and who else?

I don't care.

I'm going to kick him.

Okay.

Okay.

You and the guy eating a hot dog over there.

Okay, you're on.

All right, fine, smart ass.

You're on.

Okay, you're on.

Let's go back to the--

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The place is rocking, but very loud, where they can love in the middle of the car, live in loose.

Come on.

Play and hot, and down.

Keep it sky or on a credit card.

You never know where it's gonna stop.

I'm the bound.

I'm the top.

Baby, you go out again.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Get out, get out.

Get out, get out.

Just give him the rest.

The part, the chance is get the still.

You know, you're on the floor.

Just give me a dirty edge of the clam.

Don't worry, fly back.

I'm hanging in.

I'm hanging in.

I'm outside.

I'm on the floor.

I'm going to win.

Hey.

It doesn't matter if you know where I'm going.

Right.

I'm going to take it.

I'm going to take it.

I'm going to take it.

I'm going to take it.

I'm going to take it.

You're down.

You're down.

You're down.

You're down.

You're down.

You're down.

You're down.

You're down.

You're down.

You're down.

You're down.

Just give me a ride.

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Keep me.

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Ah!

You're better shake it.

It's your last chance.

Not close to judge and last you can manage.

Don't want no promise.

Don't want you alone.

You got this car.

You're going to be out.

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It doesn't matter if you know where I'm going.

I'm going to take it.

Do you anyway?

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We go.

We go.

We go.

We go.

We go.

We go.

Just give me a ride.

Excuse me, Deborah.

It's a Dana.

Oh, right.

It's fine.

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I can take 100 bucks.

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She was definitely looking at me.

Did you see that?

I noticed.

And what about the Deborah line?

Pretty smooth, huh?

Extremely smooth.

I gotta tell the guys.

What?

Your friends actually live here?

The kidding, they can barely afford to rent the garage.

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Dude, our problems are solved.

The answer to all of our prayers is standing right here next to me.

Soup, blars, I'd like you to meet a genie, my personal genie.

Show, give us whatever we want.

I don't see anybody.

That's because I'm the only one.

Wait a minute.

Wait, just wait, okay.

Genie, I wish that Supermars could see you too.

Excellent.

Bitch in pigbait.

Can we share?

Genie, we need a big place.

I'd like a-- like a--

Bars, like remember the-- the beach club

that we got kicked out of the one that burnt down.

That one.

Scottie, that wasn't my fault, too.

I'm aware of that.

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It's hard!

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- I got it!

- Come on!

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- Oh!

- I'm gonna go home!

- Ah!

- We've been here before.

- Yo, I wrecked you.

- Yo, yo, yo, yo.

- We're a suit crew.

- I'll hold it.

- Hold it back, bro.

- Woo!

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- Yeah!

- Woo!

- Stop playing with me!

- I'm gonna need a killer stereo that only plays tunes by the afterbirth.

- Wait, wait, wait, what am I thinking?

Why don't I just have afterbirth playing live in my room all the time?

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- Afterbirth.

Kings of Rock!

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- Ah, lads!

- What'd you mind if we had a couple of drinks through anything you want to have?

- Yeah, anyway.

- What?

- So, master, what would you like?

- I don't know.

It's gotta be something that will impress Dana.

Something subtle yet effective.

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- So, what do you think?

- Well, this is subtly yet effective.

Do you think Dana will like it?

- I'm so, Jeannie, baby, listen, listen, listen.

I was just sitting on my throat.

- I'm thinking about some of the things I like to have.

- What's these high top torsion air pump?

- Come on, Sue.

Look, I'm going to lifetime VIP passport to the half-piece nice on earth.

- No, what?

- Disneyland.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Laker tickets.

- Good ones.

- Yeah, yeah.

Front row ones.

Next to Jack.

- No, the Laker.

- Bitch!

- Next to Ladi!

- Jeannie?

- What's the matter, master?

The Tiki Bar not big enough?

- I need $10,000 cash.

- Of course, master.

- Shh.

- Wow.

- Master, you know, I really miss a warning about taking advantage of money.

It's a very powerful structure.

- Come on, Dana, you're a dangerous thing.

- You're going to need some Jell-a.

- Yeah, enough to flip a swimming pool.

- Tadi, remember me, last night?

You gave me the blanket.

- Yeah, so, uh, so, I've run into a little luck,

and I want you to have this.

- You can buy as many blankets as you want.

- Get out of here.

- I don't want you to charity.

- I don't understand.

You can have whatever you want.

- At the house, a car, anything.

- You don't understand.

- What do you want?

- I want to work.

- Okay, okay.

What if I offered you a job?

- Some substantial salary for an honest day's work.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- What kind of job?

- Okay, now this may be a little weird.

Don't freak out, but I'd like to introduce you to Genie.

- I am the tambest thing I ever saw.

- So, if you ever need anything, Genie just zap it up for you.

- A little if you don't mind, I'd just assume work for what's coming to me.

Thank you.

- Scotto!

- But so, that would no longer live in like roaches

and would definitely live in large!

No, that's still the dopest party known to mankind.

- How about tonight?

- No.

- Who's that?

- Oh, guys, guys.

This is Gus.

- Now, if you need anything, Gus here, he's your man.

- Genie, would you show Gus to his room?

- Thank you.

- Mom Man, stinks!

- You all know I wish I'd gotten to the shower, dude.

- Listen, guys, this party is going to happen.

We're going to have to get on the phone and call some women.

- I don't know about you guys, but I'm sick of the girls we've been chill with.

We need something new, something different.

- That's not my salary.

- Something like that!

- That's not my salary.

- Exactly!

- Man, I'm on a game.

- Girl, the Betty's!

- Women from all over the world are rising for the International Duty

pageant to be held all this weekend downtown at the Sports Arena.

These 25 beautiful finalists will be competing in a number of

categories as well as sampling the culture and nightlife here in Southern

California.

- Go to it, dude!

- Genie, I wish that soup and lars were in charge of introducing the

contestants to the culture and nightlife of Southern California.

- In a late change of plans, the swimsuit competition is being

moved to number one beachfront lane where a kickoff reception is

being held for the contestants tonight at the stately beachfront

residence of Duncan Haywood and their good friend Scotty McKay.

Is that it?

- That's it!

- Let's take one more look at these lovely diplomats before returning to the studio for the web.

- Nothing won.

- This is going to be great.

- Is everything okay, Master?

- Everything's perfect.

- It's a wonderful thing what you're doing with gas.

- Thanks.

Is Dana set?

- Yes.

- Gas just went to pick a rat piece going to blow her away.

- Can I help you?

- Your presence has been requested at the

large mint of Mr. Scotty McKay where a reception is being held in your honor.

- Is this a joke?

- No.

- In fact, the gathering is commencing as we speak.

Mr. McKay thought that you might look quite stunning in this.

- Um, who's giving this party again?

- Mr. Scotty McKay?

- The volleyball kid from yesterday?

- Yes, I believe so.

- Just a minute.

- Miss Chile!

- Sure, ma'am.

- Miss Holland!

- Hey, Miss Phil.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Miss Clark, Miss Quay, just chill, right?

- You'll leave that stuff at home.

- No, it's not.

- No, it's not.

- It's not.

- It's not.

- It's not.

- It's not.

- It's not.

- It's not.

- It's easy.

- It's the yellow.

- Miss Greenland.

- I'm blue.

- Miss Siberia.

- It's blue.

- Got from Miss Siberia.

- Brings it out.

- It's blue, please.

- How do I look?

- I can look.

- Thank you.

- All right.

- Welcome.

- How was your right?

- Wonderful.

- You're looking great.

- Hey, hey.

- Fancy meeting you here.

Love that commercial.

- Well.

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- So, what are your views on the Queen?

- Oh, Queen?

- Hey, Kenny.

Please, something by Queen.

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- So, you've been to Canada every four?

- I'm in a Canada, please.

I even know the Canadian alphabet.

Want to hear?

- Hey, eh, eh.

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- Genie, this is great.

Thanks for taking care of me.

I really appreciate it.

- It's my job.

Anyway, it's easy when someone has such a romantic dream.

- You mean you don't enjoy granting those wishes for

superlars?

- I didn't say that.

- You really aren't an angel, you know that?

- No, I'm not.

I'm a genie.

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- Anyway, I told Gorbachev on the phone,

"Dude, I can't support any political sanctions against the country of

"Bolge area."

- Hold your rea.

- Oh, Gary.

- Oh, I knew that.

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- Oh, my goodness.

I can't believe he's here.

- Who's here?

- The point is, you're going to work that hard on a pan of me,

let me do it.

- Don't look burbank.

- The movie producer.

- Yes.

- The entire old buddies.

- Are you serious?

- Sure, we grew up together.

- Really?

- Come on.

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- Scottie.

- Scottie.

- Well, son, I thought you could.

- How are you?

- Good.

Very good.

Boy, it seems like only yesterday that we were

stealing the hubcaps off of Old Man Godie's Cadillac.

- Those were the days weren't they?

- Donald, this is my good friend, Dana Stanford.

- He's Donald Burbank.

- Scottie.

- People are trying to set lars on fire, huh?

- I know you.

- The cooler girl.

- There's great stuff.

- Thank you.

- Just...

- Great stuff.

- So, uh, come on in office next week, please.

- Okay.

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- Vars, this is a party like you read about.

- Dude, you cannot have a bad time at this party.

- Whoa, wait a minute, Mr. Pan, you must be at the wrong party,

see there's nothing but fun allowed here.

- I'm sorry.

- I'm just very nervous about the singing competition next week.

I've taken this since I was a little girl.

And I'm terrible.

I can't let my family down.

- Whereververververver.

You underestimate yourself.

See, the air here in the States lends itself perfectly

to bad Japanese singing, right, Lois?

- Yeah.

- Really?

- Go out there and knock 'em dead.

- Yeah, yeah, just get up there and just plumb with it.

- Oh, my God.

- J-D-E!

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- Scotty, what exactly is it that you do do?

- Well, I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

- Well, actually, I have this billion-dollar company,

Ferrari and a house in the house.

- Very funny.

- I'd like to propose a toast.

- To what?

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- Two.

- Two.

- All of our wishes coming true.

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- Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome this Japan.

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- ♪ You wanna party, shake your party, move to the rhythm, and you'll stop the groove, and I hit music.

That's where the news is.

I don't just hit it, it's in my business.

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- Wow.

- Um, guys, that'll be all for tonight.

Thank you.

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[knocking]

- I'm just gonna get that.

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- Hey, Scottie.

This is Heidi.

She's gonna bum out big time.

If you can't teach the after-verse,

you're gonna have some righteous yodeling tunes.

This is Miss Bermuda Triangle.

Just give him whatever they want.

- Master, you're not planning on sleeping with her tonight, are you?

- Jeannie, my wish of wishes is about to come true.

- But you told me you didn't want this thing to be a one-night stand.

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- I lied.

- But don't you see?

- If you move too fast, you won't respect you.

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- So, how's it going?

- Great.

Master's getting his wish.

- He's talking about you.

- My only concern is for my master.

- I see.

Wow.

You need anything you let me know, right?

- Okay.

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- I saw Dana leave this morning.

- That way had a great time.

She was particularly fond of the hot wax while I was rather partial to the post-a-noodle

bondage games.

It relaxed, nothing happened.

- But I thought she was in your room all night.

- Yeah, but I was sleeping on the floor with a man,

Chester Jazz Quartet.

Nothing happened with that, neither.

- Anyway, I was thinking about this all night.

And if Dana is going to fall in love with me,

I'm going to need a whole new image.

- Master, I don't think you need a new image.

I mean, if she really cares about you,

I mean, don't you think she'd see that?

I think you should just be yourself and see what happens.

- I tried that. Remember Skippy?

Genie, I went Dana to feel like she's in a whirlwind every moment

she's with me.

- Well, we can do that, but I just think you should hold

up on the moves until she knows that she really cares about you.

- Okay, but can we still do the whirlwind part?

- Of course, Master.

- Yes, name him.

- Okay, so now that you're experts on the classics,

let me show you something more contemporary.

- Genie, this art, it speaks to me.

It's black and white.

It's racial without being racist.

- It, it.

- White lies a rip in the middle.

- Okay, chicken, quartes, and linguini with clam sauce.

- Nutkin.

- Okay, all right, let's poultry and pasta.

- Um, Lisha Tull, seven yawn.

- Wrong try again.

- No, I'm sure of it. Lisha Tull, seven yawn.

- Who is the expert here?

- You are.

- Okay.

- Oh, I know.

Long, long, shibbly.

- Yes, see, you're getting it.

- Thank you. Give me another one.

- Come on.

- Okay, um...

- Meat, talk to me about meat, meat, red, juicy, meat.

The meat of love, meats and reds.

That's what you need.

- Hi.

I'm, I'm, I'm rehearsing for a man-aids commercial.

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- Oh, I'm sorry.

- I'm not very good at this.

- Uh-huh.

- I'm sure it's good.

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay, I can't get it.

Just don't think about it.

Just let it happen, okay?

Okay, then I close your eyes.

- Your eyes, let's try it again.

- The song is an over.

- Oh.

- Uh, you know what?

Um, you got it.

- Okay.

- Let's go.

- Why?

- Well, that's very nice.

But I think that the Paris-Trop Cabernet 1968

chilled to just three degrees

below room temperature,

complement the flavor a little bit nicer.

- Thank you.

- How are you good?

- I actually caught a nice-line chase.

- You're incredible, Scotty.

- Come on.

- Now I'm serious.

You critiqued every piece of art in the museum this afternoon.

- And now we're dining at the smartest restaurant in town.

- And the night has only begun.

- Master, what did we decide about this?

- Come on, I really want to.

- Well, believe me, so do I.

- Oh.

- Um...

- But I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

- So you can.

- No, Dana, I can't.

- What's the matter?

- I don't feel right about it.

I don't feel right about it.

- Okay, 15 bingo sets, you got it.

This is ridiculous.

- You're doing the right thing.

- Did you see the way she looked at me back there?

She must think of a disease or something.

- Master, she looks at me that way because you're special.

It's going beautifully.

Trust me.

I wonder what they wondered with the bingo sets.

They scare me.

Get ready, be in awe, that's bein' awe.

- I won.

I won.

I won.

- I won.

- I won.

- I won.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- We lost the bingo.

- We won.

- We won.

- Play from your heart like this.

- Thanks, Gus.

- Papa.

- You're a lot more than a genie to me.

You're also a good friend.

- Oh, thanks, Master.

I love when you do that.

- Mm-hmm.

Found the girl with my dreams.

And I have you to thank for it.

Good night.

[SIGHS]

- Chalk is on its way.

He'll be out of here in no time.

- How did you find, isn't it?

- It was your cologne.

- I'll be right back.

- Scotty?

- Hey, hot down.

How you doin', man?

Listen, can I borrow her first sec?

- I'm sure.

Go ahead, buddy.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- I'll be right back.

- Scotty?

- Hey.

- Hot down.

How you doin', man?

Listen, can I borrow her first sec?

- I'm sure.

Go ahead, buddy.

- Hey.

Remember the time we took them a hony twins up in that

cabin and big circle, that was some cape, huh?

- Yeah.

- Hony twins.

- Jeannie.

- Jeannie.

- What do you want to call your son?

- I finished that idea.

I was looking at it.

- The Italian boxer gets sent back to the past to murder

the future resistance.

- Yeah, yeah.

It's a stupid, you're stupid.

- Burbank.

- Surr, I thought you were a studio.

- Burbank.

I am the studio.

- I want that building right off to the Hudson tube budget.

- Burbank, why are you anywhere?

- Well, I was talking to Mr. Benjamin about his idea and--

- What about the Italian boxer?

- Yeah, yeah, that's it.

I love it.

- Oh yeah, me too.

Our idea is brilliant.

I liked it from the very first.

Here you have some money.

- Give me this, I guess, card you can fill your bank up.

Here you go.

Price club, you've heard of that.

- Not yourself, though.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- I've been hoping I'd get a chance to work with you for a long time now.

- Yes.

I think we can do great things together.

- I think so, too.

Could you help me with this?

It seems to be a little stuck.

- I like your best.

- No.

- Guess what?

Donald wants me to come in next week for a screen test.

- That's great, Dana. I'm sure you'll do well.

- And I owe it all to you for introducing us.

- Dana tonight, my place?

- I don't know. You sure you don't want to have dinner with Donald?

- Are you kidding, Scotty?

Well, that old fossil could even make that boy in your life.

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- Oh, it's great, Dad.

The weather's bad. There's no way for the food.

- Now, just shut up.

- Right.

- Teddy, do it.

- So glad you can make it, man.

- It's a day of judgment, man. I want you to go out there and do me proud.

- Well, is there any way of doing this?

We're not actually going into the wolf.

- Oh, too.

- No, it's kind of part of the deal. You got it.

- Right. All right, Kenny.

- Okay, Kenny.

- Next step.

- Two way for that.

- Perfect way.

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- Jenny, I've been thinking about this all day,

and I know that your plans for Dana and I have worked great,

but I've decided it is time to go for it.

- It still might be a little early.

- The timing is right. I'm sure of it.

- Master, are you sure that are feelings for your genuine?

- Of course. Did you see her today? It was like magic.

- Okay.

- Where are you planning on making your move?

- Tonight, at her place, all of the guys need some waves, Jean.

- Ah!

My head actually going to get wet.

[screaming]

[screaming]

- So, do you have a strategy or are you just planning to wing it with her?

- I'm glad you asked that.

That is actually an excellent question.

I thought that after dinner, we have a couple glasses of wine,

and then give her a really essential massage.

- And do you want me to make you the best masseuse in the world, right?

- Exactly.

- Well, I can make you a great masseuse, but you're still going to have to practice.

- Practice when I want this to happen tonight?

- I know. I'm about the same age, and about the same build as Dana.

- You can practice on me.

- Massage away, master.

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- Do you really think this will work?

- Definitely.

- Your fingers are magic, Scotty.

- You're not the first time you ever call me Scotty.

- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to--

- So, okay. It's okay. Anything's better than master.

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- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to--

- Scotty, it's okay, really.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, it's okay.

- Okay, I gotta go.

- Scotty.

- So, where we headed tonight?

- Um, Jeanie, I'm gonna go solo on this one.

- Are you sure I mean on your big night?

What if you need something?

- This is definitely a situation I can handle on my own.

Don't wait out.

- Hello.

[music]

- At last, we can be together.

- Whatever. I'm loving you.

And I know.

[music]

- You don't have to hate me because I have beautiful hair.

- Don't! I hate you because I'm from New York, from New York.

- It's not bad.

- I can have beautiful hair too.

- My fums are bosh.

Just try it for a month.

- Who needs me?

- I'm hurtful. I'm hurtful.

- Hmm.

- I'm not dannying.

You feel a little tense.

- Don't tell me you give the world's greatest mass of it.

- I just say I wish I did.

[music]

- Thinking ignoring the detour.

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- Go!

- I know that's good for the rest.

- Cool!

- It's a bit faster.

- Jerry Grant brings the ball up three on two

- The ball away again.

- Coach Schuler is not pleased.

He certainly is and he's sending Grant to the team.

- Come on!

- He's giving the ball to Charles Smith.

He goes up for the shot and he is rejected by Reggie Lewis.

Another one.

- That's got to need it, Charles.

- Coach Schuler, looking for some answers and he's certainly not going to find any with Grant on the bench.

You're right about that.

This isn't the kind of night we expect of Jerry Grant.

Young super starfish.

- Jerry, Jerry.

- We need a left here.

Forget all that perimeter crap.

- I want you to throw in bows and then drive him strong to the hole.

Got it?

- Got it!

- Well then go get him!

- The Kale drives the baseline, puts up a jump cup,

rejected by Charles Smith.

After getting Norman who pushes it forward,

she's Jerry Grant from out of nowhere.

- Slam dunk, Jerry Grant.

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- Does he love you?

- Well, that depends.

- It depends. It's a simple question, Jeannie.

Does he love you?

- I'm sorry, Jeannie.

Just doesn't know it yet.

- Oh. Oh.

- Oh.

- You know the rules, Jeannie.

Unless he professes his love for you,

you are duty-bound to grant him everything he wishes.

Don't start with the tears now.

- I don't like that.

Am I clear on this?

- Yes, sir.

- Good.

- I hope you realize what happens to you next time.

If this happens again, do you know that you lose your powers

and you're banished to your land for all eternity?

- Yes. Yes. That you can cry over.

- The swimsuit competition will begin in two hours.

- I don't know soup.

I don't think the Miss Corroys even going to fit into a 34 double beam.

- Oh, she's got a huge personality.

- Oh, she's got a huge personality.

- Yes.

- Did you like that?

- You can keep it.

- Take care, Miss Great friends.

- I'm going to...

- All right.

- All right.

- A wall-sucking red pair and light-breathing a skin.

- Let's put her in a light top with a light-breathing.

- I don't want to cover that mold she has, huh?

What do you think?

- So how was last night?

- I decided that the timing wasn't really right after all.

- Are you going to see her today?

- She's with her sister.

At least that's what she told me.

Can you believe that?

After she told me last night about how I was everything to her?

- Scottie, a girl like that is never going to settle down with one guy.

- What should I do?

- I think you should try and find someone else.

You know what I mean?

Love isn't something that you look for it.

It just happens.

- Uh, maybe you're right.

- Unless.

- Unless what?

- Unless I can show her that two can play at that game and she just might lose me.

- What are you talking about?

- We're talking about making your jokes.

- How?

- With another girl.

Now if I could just find some girl that wouldn't mind standing in as my girlfriend...

- You?

- Why not?

- Uh, I wouldn't want to use you like that.

- Oh, come on. What are Ginny's for?

- All right.

- I wish you were visible.

- Bye, darling.

- Hi, Dana.

- Hi, Dana.

- Hi.

- Her sister is cute.

She's a little masculine for my taste.

- Looks funny.

I know what you're thinking.

- It's all right, Dana. I understand.

- Really?

- Really?

- Hi.

- I'm Ginny. You can call me Jen.

- And how could I have a senior around here before?

- Oh, Scott, it keeps me pretty bottled up.

- If you don't mind, I'd like to have a few words with Scottie in private.

- Oh, of course, sweetie.

- Hey, don't be too late now, sugar.

- Okay.

- Okay, you win. I won't see him anymore.

- Who was he?

- Oh, it's just an old boyfriend. It's over.

It's over.

- Where did you find that?

- Mm. She's an old friend.

- Uh, we're gonna go over to the beach club and watch the competition.

You wanna come?

- Um, no, I don't think so.

- Of which you could be a contestant.

- Oh, come on.

- No, really?

- Hello. All right.

- Okay.

- Here they are, ladies and gentlemen, from all over the world.

- The best international beauty contestant.

- [cheers and applause]

- Excuse me, please. Excuse me.

- Gotcha.

- Gotcha.

- Gotcha.

- Hey, check out this betting.

- Out on the Twitch, in high-way.

'Cause you love the Twitch girls.

- Climb some fat feet back from my straightened narrow world.

- You know I love your baby, and I must say win or lose.

- You're gonna win or lose.

- You're gonna win my right.

- Shoot.

- Shoot.

- The wave of the action.

- Shell looks good to me.

- Still close to perfection.

- As far as I can see,

- Look great in full rejection.

- She's gonna shake me.

- She's gonna shake me.

- Look at me.

- Well, I don't care what you think of it.

- I don't care what you think of it.

Beautiful Betty's as far as Rebecca said

For zoopies they know if you

I know that fence

Not right before rejection. She's too gee

Gee!

Gee! That's our pity!

To me!

Well, I made my selection

She looks good to me!

Gee!

She looks good to me!

She looks good to me!

I was like a zoopie!

She's so far a texture!

She's too a sh*t to me!

She's too sh*t to me!

She's too sh*t to me!

She looks good to me!

Take one more good look!

Get the six finalists ladies and gentlemen

The judges have made their decision

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

Every winner of this year's Mr. Nice, nice one

So, competition! Yeah!

Miss Fantasyland!

[cheering]

Well done, God's here!

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

Gee! Gee!

[cheering]

Gee! Gee!

Gee!

Gee!

Gee!

[cheering]

What was that all about?

I thought you wanted me to go to the contest.

Not to be in it.

Why are you still visible?

You never wish me back!

Well, I wish you were back the way you were.

I wish you were my command master.

[cheering]

Good, you know, I don't get it.

One minute, you're helping me to get Dana to commit her faithfulness to me.

The next minute, you're acting like this lunatic!

Do you really think she'll ever be faithful to you?

Hey, why wouldn't she be faithful to me?

It's not her style.

How do you know?

She worth about my panties!

So, what?

[cheering]

You were there. You were there, weren't you?

What?

What, you?

Answer me!

I was just trying to keep you from getting hurt.

Tonight is a very special night for Dana and me.

I don't want you to grant me any more wishes.

I don't even want you to hear me.

Do you understand?

No more wishes.

No more tricks.

I will handle this evening alone.

You got it?

Yes, Master.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

I think you know why I'm here.

Your banishment begins tonight at midnight.

Another genie will be assigned to Scotty at that time.

You did it yourself, young lady.

I warned you.

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Darling, I don't think we'll be able to go ice fish

in this time of year.

Isn't there anything you can do?

Where's Jeannie?

She is in her lamp.

Jeannie, babe!

You gotta pull off the ultimate wish for us.

I'm afraid Jeannie's not going to be granting any wishes tonight.

What?

Why?

She's in deep trouble with the Jeannie people and she's being sent back.

Wait, but what about our wishes?

We need her now.

Yeah, yeah, the girls are waiting.

Well, I guess you're going to have to ask the new Jeannie who should be here about midnight.

New Jeannie?

Cool.

We'll be out on the beach getting the bait ready.

[music]

I'll be right back.

You should get this for me.

[music]

The water is still warm.

Darling, trust me, you'll be needing your ice cakes in 15 minutes.

Okay, okay, okay ladies, don't panic.

In the meantime, I want to introduce you to somebody.

Ladies, bait.

bait.

Ladies.

Oh, yeah.

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Scotty, that's very cute.

I've been waiting for this.

[music]

Tonight, your living wishes will come true.

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What?

What are you going?

I have a dance to finish.

You calm walk out on me.

Do you know how many men would kill to be here with me right now?

Well, if I see any on the way up, I'll tell them to take a number.

So did you get your big wish?

No, I need to talk to Jeannie about that.

I just spoke to Jeannie.

She could be gone by now.

Why don't you just wait and talk to your new Jeannie?

You, Jeannie, what, you, Jeannie?

Okay, listen up.

You, awesomely, beautiful, worldly, nectar, bags.

In order to capture the underwater sea creatures, you must entice them by song.

How much time do I have?

About eight minutes?

Yeah, I hope you do a make it.

I'll never forget the time of the third grade.

You put the Gardener Snake in the Scribe Tree Stairs right there.

Ha!

Oh, uh, here.

Yeah, um, I'm going to need a lot of energy for about half an hour after that I don't care.

Yeah, stinger?

Yeah, I hope too.

And you must bring them in.

If we're so slowly, or the only sea creatures you'll be partying with,

we'll be at the Red Lobster.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Hey, what are you doing, Scotty?

We got a new Jeannie at midnight.

What a new Jeannie.

Oh, I'm a new Jeannie.

What might you, but she won't be able to grant them their wishes.

Why are you never in time?

What's this?

What?

What?

What's this?

What's this?

What's this?

Whoa!

Help!

Give that stuff!

Give it up, man!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hi, remember me from the other day?

I asked you about Jeannie's.

Yes.

Well, I am.

Hello?

Hello.

What's the problem now?

Okay.

I wish for my Jeannie not to be able to hear me for the rest of the night, but now I have something

to tell her.

Look, in two minutes it will be officially tomorrow.

Why don't you just wait and tell her then?

No, because at midnight she's been replaced by a new Jeannie and banished to her bottle for

interfering with my wishes.

So say what you have to say to the new Jeannie after midnight.

No, no, no.

I don't want to say it to the new Jeannie.

I was so blind that I thought I wanted to say it to someone else, but all along.

There was my Jeannie that I wanted to say it to.

Well, what can I do?

Just say what you have to say.

It's that simple, but she can't hear me.

If you can't, believe me.

You realize that if you say what you have to say to a Jeannie, they immediately lose

all their power and become as normal as you arrive.

They do?

Yes.

And you lose everything that was granted to you or anyone else since you found her.

I do.

Scottle!

The world!

The women!

My sex life!

The ten-foot-pitching tools, dude!

Five seconds to midnight.

[music]

Jeannie, I love you.

What did you say?

I said, Jeannie, I love you.

I love you too, Scotty.

I wish that we could live happily ever after.

Sorry, I forgot no more wishes.

They can still make that wish come true.

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Oh, wow.

[laughing]

These patrol!

Break it up.

[laughing]

I'll leave it.

This is a private beach club.

I'm a guest.

Come on, Missy.

The sun's almost up.

Why don't you join us in a place we call Club downtown?

This is Scotty McCay's residence.

And here I are, close personal friends.

You tell him, Donald.

You grew up with him.

Scary who?

Yeah, yeah.

Tell it to a walkman.

He's not a guest.

Donald.

I don't know what a Scotty is.

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Thanks for the tip, Mr.

No problem, Officer.

Just trying to keep the beaches clean.

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(upbeat music)

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♪ The place is rocking ♪

♪ I'm barely loud ♪

♪ When I can love in the middle of the car ♪

♪ Living loose ♪

♪ Clean hard and down ♪

♪ Keep it scarier on a credit card ♪

♪ You never know where it's gonna stop ♪

♪ I'm a marvelous ♪

♪ I'm a marvelous ♪

♪ Baby, you know I don't know ♪

♪ I would go down and out and out and out ♪

♪ Just give it the ride ♪

♪ The competition is getting stupid ♪

♪ But they've been due to the end of the clam ♪

♪ Don't worry if I'm out ♪

♪ I'm hanging in ♪

♪ On the sides of my eyes to win ♪

♪ It doesn't matter if you know I'm looking ♪

♪ I'm gonna take it to your anyway ♪

♪ I don't think we'll go ♪

♪ We'll go down and out and out and down ♪

♪ Just give it a good ride ♪

♪ We'll go down and out and out ♪

♪ We'll go down and out and out and out ♪

♪ Just give it the ride ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ You better shake it ♪

♪ It's your last chance ♪

♪ Not gonna judge ♪

♪ Unless you can mange ♪

♪ Don't want no promise ♪

♪ Don't want you a ♪

♪ You've got to scream if you wanna be hurt ♪

(laughing)

♪ It doesn't matter where you know ♪

♪ I'm gonna take it to you anyway ♪

♪ We go, we go, we go, we go ♪

♪ Just gonna do it down ♪

♪ Just get on moving ♪

♪ Just get moving, we go ♪

♪ We go down down down down down down ♪

♪ Just keep it going ♪

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♪ Okay, stop nussing your one coming fan, yeah ♪

♪ Silence in your only friend ♪

♪ I think you'll have to be your root star ♪

♪ Yeah, now ♪

♪ Bring the morning in again ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪

♪ Look at me, 'cause I'm rocking, yeah ♪

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