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Honey, I'm home.
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Waah! Waah!
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I'm crying. That means I'm up!
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Earl?
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- What?
- Come on, Earl.
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You get up for once.
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Earl, feed the baby.
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Why?
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Because if you
don't feed it it'll die.
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How many other kids we got?
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Two.
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Giddyup, Mommy. Giddyup.
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♪ Da, da-da, da-da, da-da ♪
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Giddyup.
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Faster. Faster!
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Move along, little mommy.
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Move along, move along.
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♪ Da-da dee ♪
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♪ Da da da da da dee dee doo ♪
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It's the middle of the night.
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Why don't you sleep?
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No concept of time. Wide awake.
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Let's dance!
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♪ Da da da da da-da do ♪
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Please, please. Mommy
needs some sleep.
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I haven't had any sleep
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since the night you hatched.
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I love being up with the mama.
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Ah, is that why you wake
me up at 3:00 in the morning,
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just to be with me?
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Yeah. Well, that and I'm
hungry! Feed my mouth!
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Fill my belly!
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Ohh, ohh, ohh.
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- Back. Back!
- Mine! Mine!
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It's 3:00 in the morning.
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OK.
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- OK.
- Hurry, Mommy.
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Hurry. Give it. Give it, Mommy!
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Here you go, sweetheart.
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Right there.
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Delish!
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh!
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Oh. Stomach growling.
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Pressure. I'm gonna blow
up! I'm gonna blow up!
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Oh, I'm gonna blow!
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Oh, I'm gonna blow! Clear!
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Ahh. Good job.
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Well!
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Now you really must,
must go to sleep.
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Whoa, hey!
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We're gonna walk.
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We're gonna do the tour.
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Wow! I love the tour.
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I'm gaga for the tour.
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Walk, walk, walk.
Hey, wait a minute!
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You're trying to put me to...
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I don't believe you.
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I don't blame you.
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I'm gonna do this all night.
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♪ Bop bop bop ba da dee doop ♪
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♪ Bop bop ba da do dow ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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Hey, Mom, did you
make breakfast?
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You're always saying
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that breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.
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I understand that from
a nutrition point of view.
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You're always saying I'm
still growing into my body,
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and that if I don't
have breakfast,
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I'll just end up looking like
a little stunted anthropod.
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I appreciate that
and everything,
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I really do.
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Uh... except today.
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I don't have time for breakfast.
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I've got early practice for the
game against Mesopotamia.
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Cereal?
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Come on. Cereal?
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I want something hot.
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I want two waffles with
an animal in the middle.
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Can you whip that up? Huh?
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Don't give me any trouble.
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There's my ride.
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Oh! Bruno's in the car!
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Oh! How do I look?
How do I look, huh?
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Charlene?
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Mom, get some sleep.
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Bye.
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Gimme. Gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme!
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Waffles!
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Frannie, I know your
days are awful full,
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what, with your bonbon lunches
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and girl chat at the
produce counter,
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but maybe you could
put a button on this shirt
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I've been asking you
to put on since last night.
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I've been up since
3:30 this morning,
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and the baby
wouldn't stop crying.
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You had a tough
night with junior?
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Robbie came in
and said, "I want."
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And Charlene came
in and said, "I want."
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All right, here's what I'll do.
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I'll run over an antelope
on my way to work,
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have some for breakfast,
put the rest in the lunchbox,
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I'm covered.
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You stop talking!
You're talking too loud.
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Wake that baby,
I'll bite your head off.
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Well, nobody wants that.
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All I do is cook and clean
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and clean and cook,
that's all I ever do.
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I'm turning into a drudge.
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Earl, am I a drudge?
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Uh... uh...
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I love you?
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Oh. Cook and clean,
clean and cook.
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That's all I ever do.
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These are the tools of my trade.
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How's my favorite
married couple?
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Fran, put the knife down.
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OK, see you at work.
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Right behind you.
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Oh! Whoa!
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I don't get what
the big deal is.
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We all have our parts to play.
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I'm the breadwinner,
and she's the drudge.
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Where's the problem?
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Well, we are in uncharted
territory now, pally boy.
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This new thing with
dinosaurs getting married
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has thrown the conventional
wisdom out the window.
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All right, all right. Let's
get a handle on this.
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I've got a wife's who's
unhappy about something.
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This is without
historical precedent.
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OK. Let's think.
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Yeah. We should be
able to figure this out.
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Yeah, we got brains
the size of walnuts.
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All right. What about this?
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Fran's, like, broken, right?
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I got a broken wife.
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What do you do if
your car is broken?
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Uh... you kick it and
leave it by the road.
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Yeah, but what if
you're used to your car,
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and you've put on a few
pounds since you met your car,
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and you're not sure if you
can attract another car?
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Are we really talking
about cars, here, pally boy?
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I don't know what
the problem is.
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She's been upset ever
since the baby was born.
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She wasn't upset
before the baby.
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Before the baby, not upset.
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After the baby, upset.
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Baby, upset. No baby, no upset.
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You lost me completely.
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It's the baby! It's the baby
and the house and the kids.
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It's too much for her.
She needs some time off.
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If she takes time off,
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then who looks after the kids?
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I am so hungry.
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You could do it.
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Huh?
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You could take the
kids for a weekend.
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Why would I want to do that?
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Well, because it's
just one weekend.
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And when she gets back,
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she'll be relaxed and refreshed
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and ready to go again
like a brand-new drudge.
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Yeah. I guess I could
look after my kids
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for a couple of days,
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seeing as how it's in
my own self-interest.
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Well, we did it.
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We had a problem,
gave it some thought,
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and we solved it.
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And I feel pretty good.
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Me too.
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What day is this?
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I have no idea.
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Oh.
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Not the mama! Not the mama!
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Not the mama! Not the mama!
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Not the mama! Not the
mama! Not the mama!
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You do that one more time,
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and I'm gonna throw
you across the room!
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- Not the mama!
- Ahh!
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Wee! Oof!
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Again!
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What's for dinner?
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I don't like your attitude.
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It doesn't look done to me.
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It's done. It's damn done.
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Hey! You give me
that back, or I'll kill you.
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Here you go, ace.
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Next time you might
want to turn the oven on.
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Uh, just a thought.
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So, what do you think
really happened to Mom?
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Nervous breakdown, carried
off by predators? What?
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Dad said she's at Grandma's.
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Isn't that what they
always tell the children.
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Hey, Dad, when's Mom
coming back from Grandma's?
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When she's recuperated from you.
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Until then, I'm the mother.
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OK, Mom, can I go
to a movie tonight?
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Not a chance!
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Dad said I could.
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Uh... he really did?
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Mm-hmm.
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Dad, I had a late
lunch. See you later.
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Where are you going?
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Out with the guys to
mark some territory.
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Take a sweater.
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Wait! If he gets
to go out, I do too.
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Ahh!
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Oh! Oh!
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I slaved over a hot oven
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making a nice
dinner for you kids,
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and now you'll sit at this table
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and eat that dinner
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and express proper gratitude
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to your mother/father!
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He's stuck there.
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And yet we can move freely.
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- 'Night!
- 'Night!
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You don't think I'll
let go of this table
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to come after you two?
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I'm telling you,
you're playing with fire!
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No. I'm playing with fire.
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What?
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Ooh.
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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- Daddy!
- What?
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- Hot.
- Oh!
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Where are we going?
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Again!
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Not again! Not ever again!
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No more of this for me.
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Tomorrow I go back to
work, and I'm only grateful
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that I am not the
one who has to do this
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for the rest of my life.
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The mama.
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Hi, honey.
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How was your day?
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No, no, no, Fran. Don't explode.
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Everything's all right.
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Take another day away.
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I don't want another day
away. I missed it here.
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But you were unhappy here.
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But I was unhappy away.
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Now, Fran, make sense.
There's only here and away.
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The kids made you unhappy,
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I gave you a whole weekend off
from the kids. Now you're fixed.
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It's not the kids.
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Earl, there's something
wrong in my life,
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and I don't know what it is.
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Your life? What life?
Your life is me and the kids.
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All right, look.
Here's your life.
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This is the kids.
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OK?
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And this is... this is me.
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OK, now, if it's not the kids...
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what is it?
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Hello. Roy?
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It's me.
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You should have seen her, Roy,
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just standing
there looking at me.
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It made me feel so
bad, it was all I could do
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to leave the house and
come down to the bar.
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What does she want?
264
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,785
She doesn't know.
265
00:13:40,887 --> 00:13:43,287
As I understand it,
she does not know.
266
00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:45,501
So why do you
have to do anything?
267
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,225
Because I'm the problem.
268
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,860
Look, Earl, I've
known you 27 years.
269
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,129
That's longer than
Fran's known you.
270
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,471
And in all that time,
271
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,645
I never thought of
you as a problem once.
272
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,068
Yeah, but you're my pal.
273
00:13:57,170 --> 00:14:00,104
Well, what about the rest
of you guys? You know Earl.
274
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,806
Anybody got a problem with him?
275
00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:07,311
- He's a good guy.
- We love you, big guy.
276
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:10,648
Look, you're a
room full of guys,
277
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:12,583
and the problem's with the wife.
278
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,285
And the wife is female,
279
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,132
so maybe what you've got
280
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,333
is a male/female problem.
281
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,091
What kind of
male/female problem?
282
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,726
We're married a good long time,
283
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,494
and we just had a new kid.
284
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,896
Anyway, just this
morning I said, "I love you."
285
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,298
Did you say it sincerely?
286
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,366
Nah. It was a defense mechanism.
287
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,703
When was the last time
you did the mating dance?
288
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,071
What are you talking about?
289
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,673
The mating dance,
290
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,242
the ultimate expression
291
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,878
of a male's absolute commitment
292
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,224
to a female.
293
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,318
I myself do it three,
four times a week.
294
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,088
The mating dance
is a courtship ritual.
295
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,622
You do it to woo and win.
296
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,825
I wooed. I won. I'm done.
297
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,792
Maybe it's time to re-woo.
298
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,296
I don't have to. I got
her. She's in the house.
299
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,032
Maybe the mating
dance isn't just to get her.
300
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,734
Maybe it's to keep her.
301
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,471
You don't do the mating
dance for a 38-year-old mother.
302
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,573
Why not?
303
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,941
Because.
304
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,375
Because what?
305
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,579
Because... uh...
306
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,314
I forget how.
307
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,920
And finally, in local news,
308
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,290
officials at the city
zoo report no luck
309
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,691
in trying to mate Ling-Ling
and Chang-Chang,
310
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,361
the two rare imported humans.
311
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,829
Zookeepers are baffled
312
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,264
at why two seemingly
healthy cavepeople
313
00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,266
have not yet produced offspring.
314
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:40,571
At this point, it's feared
that Ling-Ling is barren.
315
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,173
And now for the weather.
316
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,708
I'm going to bed.
317
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,777
Oh, OK.
318
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,078
I'm not cleaning anything up.
319
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,246
I'm just going to bed.
320
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:50,214
OK.
321
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,682
Don't expect anything from me.
322
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,065
I wouldn't.
323
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,787
If a button falls off your
shirt, whose problem is that?
324
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,755
Mine, all mine.
325
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,591
Good night, dear.
326
00:16:00,694 --> 00:16:03,227
Don't patronize me.
327
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:06,330
Hey, guys, wanna make
more of an impression
328
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,798
with the ladies?
329
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,200
From time immemorial,
330
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,569
dinosaurs have known
there's only one way
331
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,003
to a woman's heart.
332
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:16,407
It's not flowers.
It's not candy.
333
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,310
Yes, it's the mating dance.
334
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,479
Whether you're a beginner
wanting to learn first steps
335
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:23,948
for after the prom
336
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,783
or an old married guy
337
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,753
with a wife who's overwhelmed
by one kid too many,
338
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:31,922
Mel Luster's Mating
Dance Academy
339
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,490
has the steps for you.
340
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:34,825
We're open all night
341
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,505
because, let's face it,
342
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,169
when else you gonna come here?
343
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,899
Mel Luster, since
72 million B.C.,
344
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,645
always the same location,
345
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,537
in the heart of the
seedy part of town.
346
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,680
Hey, you in the door,
how can I help you?
347
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,061
Oh, uh, me?
348
00:16:57,116 --> 00:17:00,685
Well, I'm here for the
$29.95 refresher course.
349
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,887
Well, come on.
Let's get started.
350
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,289
Let's try, uh, a bob dip.
351
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,391
Can you bob dip for me?
352
00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,926
Well, I, uh... uh...
353
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,463
OK. Not at all.
354
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,565
Well, we're open all night.
355
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,434
Bend. Will you bend?
356
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,602
Come on, I've got such a cramp.
357
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,282
I'm not as young
as I used to be.
358
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,506
How old are you?
359
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,873
Uh... 28.
360
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,441
Yeah. Right.
361
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,043
Left, right. And left.
362
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,845
Weave.
363
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,747
Turn, kick.
364
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,049
Bob, bob, dip.
365
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,350
Weave.
366
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,219
Weave, turn.
367
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:36,720
Kick!
368
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:37,921
Neck.
369
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:38,922
Neck.
370
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:40,591
Chin, chin, chin.
371
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,493
Yeah!
372
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:47,865
Let's see how Marilyn, our
blushing bachelorette, liked it.
373
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:51,635
Oh! I could spend the
rest of my life with you.
374
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,171
Thanks. I'm married.
375
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,640
$29.95. Pay Mel.
376
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,041
Yeah, OK.
377
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:03,714
Mel, it's a beautiful
thing you do.
378
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,861
Oh, it's very fulfilling.
379
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,125
Next!
380
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:10,620
Caveman from the zoo.
381
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,257
Chang-Chang, come on in.
382
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,159
We've been expecting you.
383
00:18:33,179 --> 00:18:35,146
Frannie.
384
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,715
Frannie?
385
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,150
Yoo-hoo.
386
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,330
Frannie?
387
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,487
Mmm.
388
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:44,922
Earl? Where have you been?
389
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,791
I've been out taking
care of your problem.
390
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:51,395
You'll be happy to know that
you don't have a problem anymore.
391
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,830
I'm so happy. Good night.
392
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,333
No, no, no! Look!
393
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,002
You're gonna want to
see this. It's important.
394
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:01,205
I learned it all over
again, just for you.
395
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:10,748
Ahh! Mm-mm.
396
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:16,420
Ahh. Ahh.
397
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:18,956
Ooh.
398
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,725
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
399
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,493
Mmm.
400
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:27,064
Doo, doo, doo.
401
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,233
Da!
402
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,136
Fran?
403
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:42,547
Your problem is just that
you're tired all the time.
404
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,186
I'm up again!
405
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:50,922
Oh, I'll get it.
406
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,068
No, no, sweetheart. You sleep.
407
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,293
You need your sleep.
408
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,566
What?
409
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:04,846
Not the mama! Not the mama!
410
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,136
Not the mama! Not the mama!
411
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,939
I really wish you'd
grow out of this.
412
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,409
Hey, weekend guy, you
think you got what it takes
413
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,743
to put me to sleep?
414
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:17,081
Please. I've outlasted
actual mamas.
415
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,683
Hey, what are you doing?
416
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,287
Hey, this is nice. I like it.
417
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,599
Hey, you like that,
418
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,134
then you'll really like this.
419
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,759
What? Whoa!
420
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,727
Ooh, this is fun.
421
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:33,297
What are you doing, Daddy?
422
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,899
What are you doing?
423
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,302
Whoa. Daddy's dancing.
424
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,103
♪ La la, hmm hmm hmm ♪
425
00:20:40,205 --> 00:20:41,839
♪ La la la la ♪
426
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:46,243
♪ La la, hmm hmm hmm ♪
427
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,078
♪ Daddy, Daddy ♪
428
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,413
♪ Dancing, dancing ♪
429
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:53,217
♪ Dancing for the baby ♪
430
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,086
♪ Goo ga ga goo goo ♪
431
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,007
Look, look. He fell asleep.
432
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,110
I did it.
433
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,688
You put the baby to sleep
434
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:20,952
with the mating dance.
435
00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:24,548
No, no, no. That was
just a baby dance.
436
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:27,418
I loved it.
437
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,421
But why didn't you like the
one I did for you upstairs?
438
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:33,323
I liked that one 20 years ago.
439
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:34,992
Now I like this dance,
440
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,728
where you got out of bed
in the middle of the night
441
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,296
and helped me.
442
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:42,566
That's the best mating
dance I've ever seen.
443
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,537
Come on.
444
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,605
What are we doing?
445
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,067
What would you like to do?
446
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,977
If it's all the
same to you, Fran,
447
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,045
I'd like to catch
about 40 winks.
448
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,482
You got it, big boy.
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