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Morning.

What take out?

It's gone.

You know, Mike, my boyfriend has the

very same name as you, only he goes by

Michael. I was

looking forward to eating that this

morning. I'm starved. I don't have time

to make anything. So

Michael was telling me he wants to go on

vacay somewhere exotic like Machu Picchu.

But I was thinking that if we went

somewhere else like Paris, then maybe I

could hit up one of those modeling

agencies and make my big break there.

Lacey, Singapore noodles are

$23 a box now. Yeah, I know it's

expensive, but like.

I'm dating Michael now, and

he's rich.

Anyways, Michael's gonna be here soon to

pick me up, so don't bogart the bathroom.

Mike! Mike!

Mike! Mike!

You know, you can learn a thing or two

from Michael. He's a true gentleman.

You know my boyfriend, Michael, a

true gentleman. He's old school.

It's probably cause he's an older man.

I heard men get more chivalrous as they

get older and mature.

You gonna stare at it or come in?

Oh, um.. I was just wondering if you

fell asleep with your lights on. That's

all. I was just gonna turn them off for

you.

Goodnight. Wait. You were out with

this guy all night?Um..

Well, you should know that I covered for

you. Oh. Your mom and my dad were asking

where you were all night, while we were

spending the night at Amber's.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

That's what the brothers are for. We're

family. Well,

good night. Oh, wait. Come back.

HmmIs... Everything

okay?You're not your usual

chippy self. He was a gentleman, right?

Mm-hmm

It's Amber. We got into an argument.

Oh, boy. It's whatever. You probably

don't want to hear about it anyways, but

Michael listened to me all night long,

and he was my shoulder to cry on.

He's... He's really sweet.

Look, how come you

never bring your boyfriend over to the

house?Or never

really see you talking on the phone with

him?Or... He's a private

person.

I don't know. The way you describe him

sounds like kind of a loudmouth. He's

actually stoic and tall and...

Forget it. You wouldn't understand

anyways. He's a real man.

Unlike you. Just because I'm a few years

younger than you does not mean I'm not a

real man. You know what?Life was so much

easier before my dad married your mom. I

loved being an only child. And who would

you have to tell your fake stories to?My

stories are not fake. Yeah,

and Amber's on social media posting

inspirational quotes about friendships

and honesty.

Is that what happened tonight?Did she

find out Michael isn't real?You don't

really have a boyfriend?I'm leaving.

Prove it. I don't have

to prove anything. I'm not insecure in my

relationship. Just show me a

picture. Just one. Like,

like I said, he's a very private

person. He doesn't even have any social

media or like anything.

So, I don't have many photos of him.

Having trouble?

Here. Hoppy?

Next time, try picking someone who's not

a professional athlete.

He just looks like that guy.

Alright, Fez up. What are you gonna

tell me you never had a boyfriend and you

never did?

Look, maybe you're being catfished or

something. Ohh Look. You

already caught me. You don't need to

gloat too. Look, I'm

sorry. I didn't realize you'd be upset. I

wasn't trying to upset you. Honest. Do

you know how embarrassing it is to be a

21 year old virgin?No prospects,

no admirers. I'm just this

ugly girl that no one would even want to

be with. OK, now you're just being dumb.

And it was stupid lying to you. I don't

even know why I cared. Now you

probably think I'm an even bigger loser

than before. No, I don't. I don't

need your pity.

Stop putting words in my mouth. I don't

pity you. I don't think you're

ugly. I don't think you're a loser. It's

easy for you to say all of that.

You're cool. No, I'm not.

Yes, you are. Everybody loves you.

You're calm and collected and

smart. I'm annoying and I

know it. You're not annoying.

I annoy myself.

Maybe you are a little annoying,

but in a cute way.

Stop. No, I'm serious.

You really think I'm cute

and... Not ugly?

Yeah.

Curvet. How?

Kiss me.

Come on, I've already humiliated myself

enough. Don't make me beg to.

It's just not a good look, Lacey. Just

help me, okay?Sorry about enough that I'm

a virgin. I've never been kissed by

anyone either. No way.

Just...

Please.

Are you sure you want this?

They're happy.

That's all you have to say?I

don't really want to talk about it.

Don't tell me that you didn't feel

something. I know I did.

I knew this was a bad idea.

Come on, I'll... Suck you off,

Lacey?No. Please. You already

kissed me and it wasn't that

bad. Why don't we just go all the

way?Kissing and

sex are two very different things.

So what?You'd rather a stranger fuck me

or?Yeah, kinda. Wow.

Lacey,

look, you're you're a girl. It's not

going to be that hard to find someone to

do it for you. Yeah, just not you.

Because I'm just your weird, nerdysister.

Look, Lacey, I I kissed you.

I told you you were pretty. We don't have

to make this any weirder than it has to

be.

Look, I get it. It

is what it is. I'm going to bed. Ohh No,

wait, wait Maybe...

Maybe we can... We can watch

one of those lame-ass reality shows you

like. You don't even like those.

And you don't care.

Fuck

Lacey, are you awake?

I know you're sleeping, but I

just wanted to apologize about

earlier.

I I think I really did feel

something.

so much cuter when you're not talking.

Mike?What

are you doing?Um,

I came to apologize.

And for that, too. How long?

How long have you been in my room while I

was sleeping?I don't know,

a few minutes.

What did you want to apologize for?

You know...

Tell me.

Look, I shouldn't have rejected you like

that earlier. I'm sorry. I

just couldn't have waited till morning.

Just... thought

about what you said, and

I want to help you.

Help me with what?

Help you with your problem. I'll

fuck you. What?

Yeah, I mean, it's like you

said. Like I don't want

some stranger doing it to you.

Doing it to you, that makes it

soundVulgar.

Look, I see. I

find you annoying, but

you're really, really hot. I

know that's fucked up but I care

about you. You do?

Do you want to see it?

Oh, fuckDid I hurt you?No, no, it

was perfect.

Can I kiss it?

Does it feel good?It feels so good.

ohh Did you

like it?I loved it.

Such a good job. I

think it's your turn now.

You don't have to. I

want to.

You want me to put it in?

What if... What if someone hears us?

I just have to be quiet.

Is this OK?I'm

ready.

Just a little bit. Just

an inch.

OK, maybe a

little more.

OK, that's enough. Just let

me get used to it. OK.

Oh, fuck it hurts. It hurts so good.

Ah OK. OK, I think I'm

ready for more. I promise.

It's really big. Maybe slow

down a little. Fuck

You look so big.

It kind of hurts.

No.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry I'm being loud.

Really fucking good. It's

really tight, but

it's starting to feel better.

Yeah, it's starting to feel really

good. Wait. This feels weird.

I think.

I thinkI thinkOh,

fuckWhy'd she sleep?Why'd you stop?

I feel like I'm gonna come already.

My whole body is tingly. Oh, fuck

I think I was gonna come too.

Yeah. You're a trigger.

Do you think... Do you

think I'm gonna be able to make you come?

Oh, yeah.

ohh

Yeah, please, more.

Just like that. Really, right there.

While you're touching me and holding me,

it feels really good.

Why are you in front of me?Really,

I feel, it's tingly. More,

more

so

good. Did you like it?Yeah. Did you like

it?I love

it. I

want to taste it.

Me?Yeah,

come here. Just come here.

I really embarrass myself so much. I

guess there's only one way to find out.

I'm

sure you'll be amazing.

Oh, fuck

It's so deep. Should

I go faster?Perfect.

Just go as fast as you want.

That bed is so squeaky.

See, you're natural. I'm

doing one and it feels really good, and

everything feels really good right now.

When I do this, when

it...

Oh, my

God.

Oh, my God. I'm so hungry right

now. I'm so hungry. Like you're coming

in. Yeah, please, please

You have no idea how close I am. It's

just like last time, Mommy.

It feels even better.

Holy shit I'm coming.

Please.

Ohh

ohh Why are you so

good at that?I feel like I'm getting

better.

Better. Maybe we should practice.

I think you're one of the best.

Oh, fuckCome

here. You want to

sit on it again?I want to see your ass

this time. Like this?

Perfect.

Uh-huhI love your dog so much.

Oh

my God, you know how to do everything.

How are you so good at fucking

Oh my God.

I feel so good at my whole

life. Fuck fuck, fuck

oh I

love it so much. I love it. I need to

hug it. Pug, pug, pug.

What

do

you think?I'm gonna come again. It feels

really, really good when I do this. It

feels so good.

I'm coming,

I'm coming! Oh

Stop teasing me.

I

want, I wantBut maybe

we can try something else. Yeah, you

want.

Will you let me from behind?Of course.

Is this what you wanted?

I'm

starting to feel really, really good.

You don't have to be so gentle with me.

Yeah, I want you to feel really good and

use my body and use

me.

Yeah, just like

that. Use me and my pussy please. I

really want it. I need you too.

I'm

pretty good at this for being your first

time.

Thanks, bro.

You're really good. How many times have

you done this?I never knew you ever had

a girlfriend. A few times.

Whatever.

Just keep hooking me, brother. Just keep

hooking me. Yes, yes

ah

I really, really want to come again.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I really want to come. I really want to

come again. Please, please, please,

please, please, please

I just want you to make me feel good too.

Over and over and over

and over again.

Yeah, yeah, yes, excuse me, please,

please, please,

please, please

Oh

Right there. Right there. Right there.

Right

there. I'm

so close. I'm

so close. I'm coming. I'm

coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm

coming. Yes. Don't stop. Don't stop.

Don't stop.

Don't stop. Oh, yes, yes, yes

I want you to cum all over me right here.

I want to make your cock feel reallygood.

Please. It

feels too good.

You made me cum so many times. It's

only fair.

Make a mess out of your sister.

Use me. Use my pussyUse my pussy

Oh my God. I think I'm gonna come. I

think I'm gonna come.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God. FuckFuck

Fuck

Oh, my God.

Oh, God. FuckI'm coming. I'm coming. I'm

coming. I'm coming.

FuckI

feel so hot. Oh

my

God. Fuck

Holy shitIs it hot?

Looks pretty good.

I'm pretty headed for your first time.

You're the best brother ever.

Maybe we can.

Just keep this between us.