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The United States

The President

The

Oh, hey, Victoria.

You get me to hear you come home.

Sorry about

that.

Oh, yeah, I haven't been home

too long.

Oh,

I didn't address.

Oh, Don't problem.

I'm sorry.

I mean, I'm going to be able to go ahead and

I'm going to be able to be.

I am.

I,

you know,

I'm

.

What is that?

What is that?

Oh my god, who are you? Where did you come from?

We are not female species. I am a space traveler from the future.

From the future?

Where in the future?

The question is not where?

But when?

When did you come from?

The great mysterious year of 19.

1998.

Uh, uh, 2014.

You are from the year 2014 AD.

I am from the future of 1998 G.C.

I am from 10,000 years in the future.

What did you come here for?

Was it to warn us of peril?

Armageddon?

Don't, silly girl. I am here for a party.

A sexy party.

What?

What?

Do you think he's gonna have sex with us?

Don't, I

don't really think...

You

guys would make such great loud assistance.

You guys would make such great loud assistance.

I might have to take you back.

I'm not really nice, very nice, very house.

Fis pump.

Bhrmph!

Yes, we still high-fiving, fist bump in the future!

I think the

Hmm. Let's sound crazy to make, see what happens.

Oh my god!

What? What did you do?

The powers of the future.

Please just lay with a...

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Yes.

Not so much covering.

You need to expand it back up.

Very nice, very nice.

Very nice.

Best friends, ass.

I

don't know.

Let's have another little unfree, shall we?

I want to take that ready.

Oh my God, what is...

Please, just leave it alone.

We never need it from.

Future.

Future.

Just...

Future.

Yeah.

Uh huh, uh.

Uh huh.

.

My little

Puppets

Ah!

My little puppets.

What do you come

back here?

Very nice, very nice.

Why so shy?

So everybody

point at yourself, because you are the shit.

She is the shit.

Uh huh.

Uh

huh.

You do not leave these in a few chat.

Uh huh.

That's why.

You make a more of a year.

You make a more of a year.

Yes, very nice.

Flex.

Oh, so strong.

Ah, not so strong, but it works.

You know, this place is decor is just terrible.

Let's see what furniture we can make.

You look at and come down.

Your hands look at.

I don't want this table to fall over.

You will be right there.

Maybe, maybe not.

Maybe not.

Maybe not.

I'll figure you out a bit.

You batwoman shall hold my voice.

And I'll have you hold this too.

Bye.

Thank the lady liberty from your time.

What is he Jack Daniels?

Let us shed a little light on a sticky situation.

Hmm. But I need you setting the whole house on fire, so we shall limit it just a bit.

I always

love

a given cards over candlelight.

I always love a given cards over candlelight.

Oh, damn it.

You never win at these things.

I'm tired of these petty games.

You do not need this anymore.

I shall take this from here.

All of these.

What do you read?

Hmm. How very unputuristic of you.

Ah.

Oh.

Why have me not come off all the way yet?

Let's sit you down, shout it.

I think you can get on the couch as well.

Oh.

Oh.

Very nice.

Very nice.

And Sheldaz, knees and taverns.

Nees and tabs.

You see Don't evil?

Yeah.

Oh, it's fun of your arrival.

We need to be taking selfies.

Do you guys do that back in?

Let's try one more.

You are the Y.

You are the M.

You are the M.

C. A.

Don't, nothing, you don't like that.

Ah, too bad.

These may go down now.

I am done with my fun.

At least that portion are fun.

Cool.

Now it is on to the sexy party.

I do not like this couch. This is a terrible couch.

Where are the lasers? You don't have lasers on your couch?

What is wrong with you?

Ah, terrible. Such a waste. I should think you are here. Such a waste.

I'm going to be.

You shall say that.

What to do with you?

I think girlfriend is lonely.

Let's join her, shall we?

I'll sit there is this?

Hmm.

You shall stay.

Just like that.

I need more minions

like

this at home.

I'm gonna have to take you back.

Get you your own monocle.

Ah ha.

I hate.

Let's see how you like my doctorly dick.

Oh.

Yes. Your mouth means to be open.

Hmm.

Hmm. Yes. Oh yes.

Hmm.

Very nice. Very nice.

2014 is definitely one of the best years I have visited yet.

I'm going to do not

I'm going to

Very nice.

Very nice, very nice.

Very nice.

Oh my eyes.

Oh, yes, yes.

You should put your hand right there.

Hmm.

I have been

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Very nice, sparrows. Yes.

And you thought Bill Nye was the science guy?

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yes.

The

I'm going to be.

I'm sorry.

How about that scientific sporadone?

Scientific sporadone.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Yes.

Let's see how you like the stentasticles.

Hmm.

Oh, I guess she likes some.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, yes, very nice.

Very nice.

Very nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, they're not pretty mouth of yours.

Very

nice.

Very nice.

Oh, yes.

Now,

I shall go to your 2014 red lobster for some sea-food delight.

Okay.

Gas.

Gas.

Yes.

Three time.

Aha.

The

I mean,

I mean,

the same.

The

The