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THE SHOW CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE AND EXPLICIT SEX REFERENCES.

IN THIS SEASON

Here's to sex and success!

You think you're the only one who has it?

Fishing any good?

-Yeah, big fish. -How big?

No!

IN THIS SEASON

You have zero respect for women!

I hate that you're seeing me like this.

IN THIS SEASON

I am más piccante.

I talk crap, it's not a fault.

I'm drunk every day.

I smell like cash and the streets.

I always have the final say.

I'm a drama queen.

I'm a deadbeat, but with class.

When I'm angry, I bite.

I'm a mama's boy.

Everybody please stay away.

When I'm out, I'm on fire.

No Swamy, no party.

ONE EVENING IN LATE AUGUST

Good evening, people! I have a big announcement.

Six of you will be chosen to go on a mind-blowing vacation!

In the VIP area, we placed a totem with six keys.

Those are the keys to a huge villa.

I'll call you one by one.

Take your key, and start to mingle.

First on the list is... Marcolino!

My name is Marcolino. I'm 22 and I'm from Anzio.

I've been playing football since forever.

I started 14 years ago. That's all I do, basically.

I'm a big mama's boy. My mum lives for me.

No matter how late I get home at night,

she gets up and starts cooking.

She'd cook anything I want.

I'm not rich, but I never lacked anything.

I just got back from Gallipoli. We spent 22,000 EUR in three days.

The bottles of champagne were this big. It was crazy.

There are three important things in life:

pussy, football, money... and my mum.

The next one is... Emi!

Oh, God.

-Hi. -Piermarco, nice to meet you.

My name is Zhou Viola Zijun, or Emi, that's easier.

I'm from China, Fist of Fury style. I'm 23, and I live in Riccione.

I have a factory defect: I'm half Italian and half Chinese.

Mum is from China, dad is from Italy.

I'm out eight nights a week: always at the disco, always drunk.

Things tend to get out of control when I drink.

I get really wild, and that's a problem.

I have a lot of tattoos.

A full leg, a full arm... and three piercings.

That's it. I'm done.

My perfect man is wild, badass, and strictly from Naples.

When it comes to love, I'm very tender. I know it's hard to tell.

When it comes to sex, I'm really slutty.

Should we get a drink?

I'm not sure what we're supposed to do. Can I improvise?

The next one is... Mattia!

Hi there, nice to meet you!

-Mattia. -Emi.

I'm Piermarco.

Sorry about being barefoot, I couldn't walk!

My name is Mattia, but people call me King Drago.

I'm 20 years old, and I'm from Arezzo.

I study Biology, but my biggest passion is boxing.

I won the Italian Championship in 2019.

I'm an athlete, so I'm constantly on a diet.

My favourite dish is... pussy.

"Drago" is my boxing nickname.

When I was a kid, I was blond, kinda naughty and hunky.

Just like Ivan Drago, from Rocky IV.

About "King", well...

There's a lot of so-called kings out there, but there's only one ruler.

I'm the classic "bad good guy".

I don't need to look for women.

One look, and they swarm around me.

In bed, I do everything I can to please my woman.

It's like being in the ring with an opponent,

sweating, and playing a friendly match.

I'm the best guy around.

I smell like cash, and stink like the streets.

Now the fourth one!

Asia, please join the VIP area!

My name is Asia. I'm 23, and I live in Florence.

I am a model and a girl image.

I love to pose in from of the camera.

This is one of my favourite poses.

This is the only job I've ever done. I don't like to work.

Lip-gloss and clutches are my must-haves.

I love Ibiza.

Right now, it's my go-to destination.

My expectation from this vacation is to build deep connections,

have a lot of fun...

and enjoy an experience full of surprises.

Wow, girl, you're hot!

-Hi. -Hi there.

-Hi, I'm Marco. -Asia.

A kiss for the girls, a handshake for the guys.

We have another girl!

Jasmin, please join your new friends in the VIP area.

Hey, girls!

My name is Jasmin. I'm 23 and I'm from Ladispoli.

I basically grew up hitting the clubs.

I love to dance, get wasted, and party hard.

I love drawing attention, I'm a true queen bee.

That's why I dress flashy and act pretty wild.

Everyone I met in my life tried to change me,

from my family, to my friends and ex-boyfriends.

But I wanna embrace who I am, and I don't wanna please anybody.

I hate when people tell me what to do,

how to behave, and what to say.

Sorry, but I'll never be who you want.

I'm Jasmin Salvati, and my butt is my trademark.

They wanted the best, and here we are!

Don't turn around, there's a handsome guy I like!

No! I'm gonna kill you.

And last, but not least... Samuele!

Please get to the VIP area!

The last key. Here we go.

Hello, beautiful people! Are you wasted, yet?

My name is Samuele. I'm 24, and I'm from Acilia.

I'm a cook...

and a boxer.

I'm currently working at a restaurant in Trastevere.

I had to quit boxing because... I fucked up big time.

I'm here to take revenge on those who never believed in me.

I'm fluent in the Rome dialect.

As for my Italian... there's room for improvement.

My English is "ok".

I learned foreign languages hanging out with tourist girls.

It is the need that sharpens the wits.

The first things I notice in a woman

are her feet, her face, and her eyes.

I also look at the butt.

I like it high and tight.

My grandma used to say:

"Trust the fox, trust the mutt,

but never trust a woman with a flat butt".

The wildest vacation of your life is about to start!

But the surprises do not end here!

You have one? Alright.

No!

-Are you superstitious? -No! Fuck off.

Just like in ancient Rome! I feel like Caesar, at a banquet.

A bunch of grapes would be cool!

Marcolino seems in shock.

I appreciated.

Show me how you suck it.

Many like the pussy, but everybody likes the dick.

Would you lick my foot?

I'm...

Would you lick my foot?

Please?

-Damn! -Would you?

Come on, stop it.

On a scale from 1 to 10, how fuckable is he?

You go first.

Me? I'd say 6, I don't like blond hair.

At least she was straight. Six is not bad.

Blondes are mischievous:

they can hide behind their angel face.

Dark hair is caliente, baby.

Blond hair is not.

Well done, Spadino!

Wait, let me have a taste!

And that's two!

Let's make three!

-Alright, four! -Four!

-Here's to this unique experience! -To Italia Shore!

-Love you, guys! -Cheers!

-Cheers! -To Italia Shore!

THE VACATION BEGINS

THE VILLA

I'm sweating.

I'm so nervous.

This is awesome!

I got there first.

I was alone, and didn't really know where to go or what to do,

so I poured myself a drink.

Here we go.

I need a drink, now.

That's better!

Now I can look around.

This is crazy!

This is the top!

Fantastic!

The villa is huge, gigantic.

It's a three-storey, and it's stunning.

Where's everybody?

Who's there?

-You look beautiful! -So do you! Come, let's drink.

When Asia arrived, I was... happily, slightly tipsy.

I mean, pretty tipsy.

I had two drinks alone, right away.

You have to take me on a house tour!

It's fantastic. It's huge!

I wanna see the rooms, honey.

Give me a second, let me freshen up.

-I'm dying. -Wow...

Emi was the first person I met there.

She's an extremely genuine person, and she's crazy.

Do you think I can fit it in my head?

Hi, bitches!

It's Bad Bitch Axel, speaking.

I'm about to make my debut at the motherfucking house!

-Did someone arrive? -I don't think so...

Let's play peek-a-boo!

-Should I hide too? -Yes!

I just hurt my va-jay-jay!

I have an idea.

Honey?

I walk around Milan like Sattei If I say I will, I will

And you're still there Waiting and hoping

School's in session...

My name is Axel. I'm 20, and I'm from Monza.

I'm a model and a rapper, and my stage name is Bad Bitch Axel.

"Bad Bitch" because my songs have very explicit lyrics. PG-18!

I'm gay, queer, black, and very motherfucking proud!

I'm a sensitive, peace-and-love guy.

I'd describe myself as an "emotional gangster",

because I'm sensitive,

but I can also pull out a gun if necessary.

I like to speak English,

because when I'm my American alter ego I'm unstoppable.

Beyoncé is my greatest inspiration, with her wigs, her moves,

her bodysuits... Everyday, I wanna feel like Beyoncé, girl.

When it comes to sex, I'm a pure passive, with the "H".

I'm here because I love adventure,

I wanna meet new people, sexy guys,

and live the best summer of my life.

Oh, my God!

What is this? Let's move you outta here...

Hey there!

We were expecting Marcolino, Mattia, or Spadino...

So I put the big freaking duck right in front of the gate,

to make them freak out.

Get out of my way!

Girl, don't touch me!

Ciao! What do you mean "don't touch me"?

A brand new guy. What the fuck?

They came out of nowhere and went: "Boo!"

So loud... I was scared, really scared.

Everybody, dance! Come on!

Oh, my God!

I have a problem with alcohol.

This is the sad thing about my life.

-Are you ok? -Stop it!

Look.

Did you hurt yourself for real?

I'm so sorry!

She looked like a psycho.

I thought: "She's my bestie, I love her".

The last thing I remember is Axel's arrival.

I completely blacked out after that.

-Bonjour! I'm here! -Hell, yeah!

Ok, just so you're prepared, I just fell.

I just got here, and you're already asking for help?

-Sorry, I'm sweating. -Hello!

He's our new friend!

-I'm Mattia. -Axel.

That was a nice entrance.

It made me hopeful for the future.

If this is where the bar is set... Very cute, I like him.

We need boys, you know? Boys.

You're checking out his butt, aren't you?

Sorry!

I wanted to set things straight from the start.

I'm picking the men's room.

We sleep separately, chill.

There's even a sex room.

-Well, hello! -Ciao!

-There you are! -Would you like a drink?

-Right away! -Hello, darlings.

-What are you drinking? -You're our barmaid?

No. But I fell.

It's ok, I bruised my butt too.

What? How?

THE NIGHT BEFORE

I hit my butt.

-Really? -Oh, I'm sorry!

-This just keeps getting better... -Hi.

Guys, the gate!

-How are you doing? -Good, and you?

-It's all good. -Nice.

The King needs a real Queen. A pretty face is not enough.

I wanted to wear something nice, but I figured...

Can l borrow your top, so I can go for a swim?

-Someone wants attention! -You can have it.

-I can take it myself, if you want. -Are you serious?

-Alright, let's see... -I'm good at taking clothes off.

Me and Jasmin just clicked.

I'd give Mattia a shot, honestly...

Honey, give me your tank top. I didn't bring a...

-I don't have my swimsuit here. -Here, it's all yours.

She was teasing me in a naughty, sensual way.

I enjoyed it very much.

Spadino!

We were just talking about you!

That's right!

Come here, give me a kiss!

As soon as I got there, I saw Jasmin and...

and...

and Mattia in the pool together.

It made me a bit uncomfortable, I thought: "Wow, she's on fire!"

-You didn't even say hi to me! -Hi, baby.

What the heck.

There's a hierarchy: first, you say hi to Drago...

-then to Jasmin. -I don't think so.

-For now. -For now...

Jasmin is my type.

I like brunettes. I also like blond girls,

but she's also tall... and her eyes are beautiful.

Look at you, being all nosey and swaggy...

That's me. You have a problem with that?

-She's a lurker. -I'm always on some guy's ass.

-Oh, God... -Alright.

Miss Sassy is here!

It's up to me to decide if you're my kind of woman.

I have my standards.

How long can you go without?

-Approximately... -Can you go one day?

-Go without what? Speak clearly. -Without dick.

-Well, how long can you go? Yeah. -Without pussy?

-I don't know. -Tell us.

It depends. I can even go 20 days, if I choose to.

-Me too. -Really? Ok, then.

But this is not a bet. I don't wanna go 20 days without.

Nobody said anything about a bet!

-I could, but I don't want to. -Me neither!

I never close the door on anything, I'm open to anything.

I see the teasing has begun.

Of course, I had to.

What "King"? You're no king.

I wasn't really worried about it, I knew Jasmin was mine.

-What? -This is so cool!

-Unbelievable. What does it say here? -What's in here?

-I thought someone wrote their name. -That can't be!

Maybe someone has already used it.

-Check out the mirror. -That's cool.

It's the first thing I noticed.

Nice.

-Jasmin... -Awesome sauce.

We'll have time to better explore this room...

-Maybe. -God sees, God provides.

La Giss is here, bring on the big fish!

Mamma mia! I'm dying here...

-I like your swimsuit. -I hate it!

It's pretty!

Excuse me, where's Sestri Levante Street? That way?

I'm looking for Sestri Levante Street!

That way?

The other guy said it's on the left!

Excuse me? Via Sestri Levante?

No! They're driving me crazy!

Mamma mia, I'm so sweaty!

Can we have a Spritz, please?

Stars fall too!

Can I just improvise?

Ok.

I'm ready.

My name is Gilda, but everybody calls me La Giss.

I am 22, and I'm from Cosenza.

Have you ever tasted 'nduja? I'm más piccante.

I'm the classic blondie, an extra-large Barbie.

Totally real.

I love sex. My life is devoted to the searching the "big fish".

This is Finding the Lost Big Fish, featuring Barbie!

I brought my fishing nets... and I'm gonna catch some.

I would describe my style as... absolutely hookerish.

I'm flashy, exuberant, I like to stand out.

I feed on people's attention.

What's my secret? I'm full of myself.

I mean, just look at me.

If you were like me, wouldn't you do the same?

I'm comfortable in my body.

I've never set foot in a gym.

If eating, shopping, and giving blowjobs count as sports activities,

I'm super trained.

Big fish, here I come!

Who is this lunatic?

-Hello! -You're late!

Hi!

-What's your name? -La Giss!

-Say that again. "Giss"? -La Giss!

-I'm Emi. -Let's go.

Us women have to carry our own luggage?

-I know... What can you do? -It's unfair!

When I saw Axel, I thought: "Oh, my God!

He's gonna be my bestie".

-Where's the lift? -Stop complaining, alright?

You want me to carry you upstairs?

I need two things: a lift, and a big fish.

There's plenty of big fish here, don't worry.

She's something. When she starts ranting in Calabrian dialect,

she makes me cry with laughter. She's fantastic.

Wow! This is where I'll get all dressed up and pretty.

For the big fish!

Oh, my God! That villa is packed with cock and pecker-like creatures!

Mamma mia! The lamps, the pillows...

Oh, my God! This is crazy!

Oh, my God! I can't... No!

It smelled like sex in there.

We're going to...

I mean, it's inevitable! But I won't fall into temptation.

I'll stay away from that room.

-Marcolino will be here soon! -Mamma mia!

-Mr. Caiman! -The Caiman de la noche!

How was the party? Was it fun?

MARCOLINO AND HIS MUM

It was fantastic!

-Plenty of girls. -Did you talk to anyone interesting?

xI did, of course!

THE NIGHT BEFORE

Marcolino is still... in shock.

Bye, Simone'.

See you soon.

I miss you already.

I'll miss you too!

Marcolino!

Bye!

-Hey, Marc... Oh, hello, madam. -Hello.

- What? -Don't let him drink too much.

-Of course, don't worry. -Bye, mum!

-Bye, I love you! -Bye!

Asia, Marcolino is here!

He showed up, and...

everybody was greeting him, so I stayed on my lounger.

But...

my instinct was to jump his bones.

-Where's my room? -Upstairs. It's upstairs.

We had this connection... I "chose" him, if I may say so,

and he chose me. The feeling is mutual.

-I'm having a Spritz. Sure. -Are we sharing it?

Perfect. Two straws.

-Let's sip it together. -Let's do it.

I'm not the kind of guy...

who easily shows his feelings or falls in love.

What are you having, dear? Do you like gin?

First, I wanna make things clear,

then I'll drink.

-You wanna make out? -Now?

Together.

I'm super turned on.

Wait! Do you like va-jay-jay?

No, I like dick.

So do I, love!

Woah! Oh, God.

Emi is too funny! Too funny! She's crazy.

But when I drink, I get grabby even with my girlfriends.

-Same here. -Ok, then...

-I need to chill a little. -Me too.

-Who wants to relax? -I do!

Let's do it, let's go.

I was two years old, when mum kicked out my dad.

Two years old.

Same thing: my parents broke up when I was 2.

I grew up without a male presence.

I've been bullied. I didn't know...

what being a man meant.

-We're more similar than I thought. -Yes, that's true.

-Totally. -I made a man out of myself.

She opened up and told me we have a lot in common

because we share the same past.

What's this sound?

Hello, guys.

Good evening. We brought dicks for everybody!

-There's pussies too! -Thank you!

-Dick or pussy? -Dick for me.

I want some pussy!

I want a pretty dick.

Can I please have a dick? I'm in a mood for one!

-Bye, guys! -Tuck into that and be good.

-Yummy! -Look at those two, man!

Nice!

Let's see who's better at sucking.

Give me a bite.

You're not so shy with Marcolino, uh?

-Put it in your mouth. -No, thanks.

-No. -Too big?

No. It's disgusting, you gave it a tongue bath.

Can we behave like civilised people and just relax,

without making a mess and trash everything?

We're being too crass, I'm just saying.

-What a mess! -What can you do?

I'm down with getting wild, but they're too loud.

-What happened to your belly? -I dropped a "dick" on it.

-You'd better get used to it. -You think so?

I know so.

He's a nice guy, and he's cute. He's tall, slender, all tatted up.

Promise me you'll be my bestie.

-Please? -I can't promise that,

-but I wanna get to know you. -Me too.

-We're getting to know each other. -Alright.

Axel and I have similar personalities.

We enjoy acting silly,

but we're both really smart.

-Whose luggage is this? -You can throw mine as well!

We got wasted. She's my new drinking buddy. I love her.

Wake up, motherfucker!

Oh, come on, guys...

The red one is mine! Take it!

Are you getting mad?

-Please, don't. -The stairs are filthy.

It's ok, let them be. "It's the first day", as Axel would say.

I'm not used to live in a pigsty.

-I can't stand a dirty house. -They need to clean up.

Smell this.

They're wasted, they're trashing the place.

Let's just leave it...

I got angry at Emi, 'cause she was being disrespectful.

Why? Just... Why?

When I see a person showing zero respect for food, hygiene,

and shared spaces... I just lose it.

You're disgusting.

-Why are wasting the food? -Stop it! Stop!

They're pigs.

She spat on the bread and pasted it on the window...

That's too much.

My first thought, when I saw Jasmin was: "I'm scared".

She's a beauty, it's hard to argue with that,

but she has a weird vibe.

You don't waste food. There's people starving out there.

-We're not wasting any food, ok? -You spat on the bread

and pasted it on the window. What's your problem?

We're putting away clothes.

There's people starving in Africa? Don't worry, I know it well.

I come from a poor family.

But they taught me one thing: manners.

The floor is a mess! There's alcohol, glasses...

-Alcohol on the floor, where? -Down there.

-Where? -Just walk to the bathroom.

-I'm gonna wipe it with my tongue! -Perfect. Go.

-Come with me, then! -No, you made this mess,

-you clean it! -I'll do it, relax.

-Yeah, right! -Show me where the spill is?

She's not so ignoble. Not so... ignoble.

Stop making a scene, it doesn't work like that!

You've been up my ass since day one! Fuck you?

You think you're the only one who has it?

It's about "manners", having a pussy has nothing to do with it! Asshole!

Jasmin... I don't like her vibe.

She always wants the spotlight. Just be happy.

She's not making any sense! That's too much.

-You're right, but... -This is not how it works,

not in the civilised world!

No one cares about her, apart from Samuele and Mattia.

We have a few dickheads in the house.

You have to use your brain!

-I've been way too nice! -Emi?

Nice? And you call that being nice?

It was just too much.

Do not upset my wife, please!

I'll bring out the Chinese man in me.

I'll show you who's tough and I'll crush you.

Where can I find a broom and a mop? I'll clean up and put an end to this.

-Spadino, clean behind that chair. -Where?

I didn't know how to use a broom.

I have other talents...

I can't stand it when people start yelling!

Check this out!

We cleaned up everything, everything is neat now.

If you're clean on the outside, you're clean on the inside.

We need to get rid of these, or it'll attract ants.

I need some water.

Can someone bring me water?

-Someone rang the bell. -I'll get the door.

The boys will be the hosts.

-Diamantone! -Good evening, guys.

What a surprise!

-Nice to meet you, Matteo. -Hey, man.

Diamantone is number one.

For those who do not know me, I'm Matteo.

A CHAMPION WHEN IN COMES TO PARTY-PLANNING AND PARTY HARD

-People call me "Diamantone"... -Top quality.

and I'm a black belt in party-planning.

Guess who'll take care of your parties for the next month?

-Everyone applause! -Awesome!

If every time he comes by we're invited to a party...

I hope to see him every day! We're going crazy!

But... there is a but.

What makes a vacation great?

-Sex. -No!

You can't say that on TV!

-Sorry... -You will have to earn your fun.

Let's get to work. Yeah.

Mamma mia.

No... This is traumatising.

Your work will be judged...

by a professional.

You'll meet her tomorrow.

It's not a big deal, but I stopped working three days ago.

I'm here because I thought it would be nice to take a break.

It's ok. I guess I got no choice.

I... have always watched other people working.

I've never had a job.

One more thing: I planned a little party for you, tonight.

I booked you a VIP table at The Fiesta.

So, please...

don't make me look bad with the owner

and dress sleek.

I love to go dancing. I'm so excited about this!

I'm literally on cloud nine!

Bye, guys. I'm counting on you!

Good night.

We are party-people. Me, more than anybody else.

Hola!

Come on, guys. Please...

Just a sec, I'll take this back home.

He's about to lose it. Samuele is on the brink.

-Really? -He can't stand her.

Get in the car!

Hey, you need a little push?

-She's so dumb. Fuck. -Slide.

Just go!

Is she dumb or just playing dumb?

Forza Roma!

Tonight... I'm gonna enjoy myself.

She's been a pain in the ass all day,

and I reached my limit.

Let's play the Quiet Game for five minutes!

Play it alone!

-That's not how it works. -I don't care.

-You should play. -I'm not talking to you.

Don't talk, in general.

I like messing with people, I'll admit it.

If you wanna fight, just say it! I'm ready. You'll see.

-It looks like you enjoy fighting. -You're the one who's angry.

-You're making a shitty impression. -So? What's the problem?

Even with the boys. You're going too far.

-So what? -Having fun is something else.

You're playing a non-sense character. Have you been on TV before?

-What character? -You're pathetic. Go on...

That's rich, coming from a cocksucker.

I bet I suck cock better than you.

Stop it, you guys!

That was insane.

Why don't you go suck dick? You're a pro, right?

And then they started again. No...

You act like a slut, and you wanna teach me about life?

-Just shut up! -Yeah, right.

Give me a break, you sell your body for 5.99 EUR on OnlyFans!

I didn't insult you, so mind your words!

-You wanna cry, now? -Cry? What are you talking about?

Whatever!

They told me I was out of control.

I don't remember it.

THE FIESTA

Get out, come on.

I gotta pee.

Come on. Hurry, Spadino.

One of us is taking a piss.

Sorry about that.

I wanna dance!

Where the hell did they go?

-Thanks, man. Of course. -Just a second.

I'm with them. I went to pee.

Thanks. Thank you very much.

Where did they go?

I always try to find a nice, cozy spot

where I can do my thing... I'm sneaky like that.

-Did you drink? -A bit, but not enough.

After that fight, I wanted to enjoy one night of fun.

We downed it.

I found the key and opened the door.

Now I just had to explore the inside...

I let Samuele have her.

They had a better connection.

It's a freaking Albatross!

Who wants to get dirty?

-Get closer. -Like this?

Give me that!

-Down here? -There you go.

Let's do it!

Ready? Let's go!

I saw some wild stuff. I was like...

These girls are crazy.

She's a slut. A slut!

Don't do it, Emi! Why? Why do you do this?

Here, take this!

These are places for lowlifes, and it's cool.

But I'm a mellow kind of lowlife.

Go, bad bitch!

Kiss this.

I splashed Emi with my drink.

She walked by, and I splashed her with a tiny bit of my cocktail.

It landed on her shoulder, but I also hit this guy behind her.

He started making a scene, and I tried to explain...

Bro, I'm sorry!

Don't be like that!

-Don't be like that... -What's the problem?

I didn't mean to, relax!

I'll take care of this!

It's like the first time I've ever said "I'm sorry".

I'm a bullheaded guy, and even if I know I'm in the wrong,

I'll push the situation to the limit.

This time though, I humbly said I was sorry.

But the guy and his friends were being unreasonable,

so I told him: "Stop acting like a lowlife".

Cut this crap, man! Stop acting like a lowlife!

He was just messing with me!

You have a big mouth!

-Me? -You have a big mouth!

Do me a solid? Get out of here!

We started arguing with some other guys.

But...

after a while, things cooled down.

Just walk away, bro. Can't you see she's drunk?

Shut the fuck up and stop arguing!

That's rich, coming from her.

That's when we banded together and kinda teamed up.

We had to defend ourselves.

Come with me and stop acting like an idiot.

Lots of drama and lots of pussy: my perfect night out.

Forza, Roma!

-Keep up the good work, guys. -Goodnight! Forza Roma!

We're heading back home to get some sleep.

-I'm not gonna sleep. -Why? What do you have in mind?

Are you planning on sucking some dick?

-No! -Yes, you do!

She's being shy. I bet we're gonna hear some...

You're not fooling me.

-Tonight, we're gonna get laid. -That's right.

-I can't. -Bullshit.

You're shagging, he's shagging for sure, and I'm shagging.

THE VILLA

Let's have some pasta!

-That would be awesome. -I was thinking the same thing!

I don't think I can... What the heck?

Who slammed the door?

He's a knucklehead.

On the contrary, I tend to get attached right away.

Can I borrow a hoodie from you?

You need one?

Do you have it?

We're very different, but...

we clicked, and it's a new thing for me.

She's a snuggler and she's very sweet.

I don't wanna overthink this.

We just clicked. I'd like to move this relationship forward

and get to know him better.

Here, right in the middle.

No, let's move on the side.

I'm sorry, guys.

-I didn't know you were here. -No problem, bro.

-Honey... -It's not a problem.

What now?

It's up to you. We can talk, or...

No, don't do that!

Keep your feet in place!

-Fuck! Never do that again... -Do what?

That's crazy. She's crazy.

-I'm good at giving foot jobs. -No!

It feels nice...

Sure.

-I lay down like this... -Like what?

-It fits perfectly in here. -Oh, God!

Everybody went to their rooms, and had fun.

Except for me and Axel. We laughed the whole night.

-There's food in there. -No, thanks.

Yikes! What is this?

-Just a drop, I swear... -You do you, babe.

I have no words, honestly...

Moving on...

It's been years since I laughed so hard,

and I barely know her.

Let's see...

-This is the best food I've ever had. -Top quality. A-series.

Let's take this to bed.

-Let's take it to go. -Alright.

This is Italia Shore, after all. This is the right people for the job.

What's another word for it in Italian?

How do you say that in Italian?

You're a piece of shit!

You have zero respect for women!

Zero respect! Zero loyalty!

Let's not make too much of it.

She's hanging like a ham!

Let's do this! Orgy-time!