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So I'm not even allowed to be mad

'cause he's gay?

I know, I'm pissed.

I am definitely not, not pissed.

Like we had sex, like a lot.

I mean maybe not a lot, a lot,

but it was still sex, you know?

Okay. Sorry, but are you in finance?

- Yeah. - Yeah. I can tell.

Are you?

I'm, I'm like an outdoor adventure filmmaker.

Like Scott Gaffney.

That rock climber guy?.

No, that is Jimmy Chin.

And he is not the only guy

that makes movies in the outdoors.

Gaffney's like more core, like for the people.

That's the kind of filmmaker that I am.

Anything I've seen?

Of mine?

Uh, it's more of a passion right now.

Lot of rejection.

Well, I bet you're amazing.

Ah. Never stop grinding.

Even when everybody's like,

"Cleo, you're actually kind of bad at this.

Cleo, You've been living here for 10 years

and nothing's happened in your career yet."

"Cleo, your boyfriend's gay."

Ex. Ex-boyfriend.

You know what? Good for him.

Let's do shots.

Town's so busy because of Hot Lapse.

Hot laps? Like skiing?.

Four shots of whiskey.

No Hot Lapse.

With an E.

The ski movie competition.

Oh my God.

Literally anyone in the industry that matters

all in the same place

competing to make the best ski movie in 72 hours.

Whoa, cool. Good luck.

No, I'm not in it.

It is like the real deal.

It's for the pros.

I'm, I'm a nobody.

She fucking calls me a sexist.

Are you fucking kidding me? Asian?

Oh, that's Lucy. That's my roommate Lucy.

How am I propping up the patriarchy?

'Cause I don't geotag my fishing spots?

Okay. Okay.

Jack Kero-woke, you fucking Instagram poser.

Do the work yourself.

Honestly, Lucy's probably the best skier in town

that nobody's ever heard of.

Which is saying something

'cause my other roommate is an Olympian.

Well was an Olympian. She's retired.

It's actually kind of a sensitive subject.

Tina. Where is she?

We can't get caught doing this.

Are you in town for the competition.

Flew in from Japan last night.

Oh, sick. Ja-pow.

Hokkaido?

I'm fucking with you bro. I'm from Idaho.

I'm Chinese, not Japanese, there's a difference

and I don't believe in competitive sports.

I know what you're thinking. We're living the dream.

I really don't actually like whiskey very much.

Yo, Daron, look. Tina's got her cans out for you.

Did you take a lesson?

- Yeah. - You rent stuff?

Pizza. French fries. Pizza. French fries.

Okay.

So the bear rears up on his haunches, I chamber my rifle,

my buddy goes, "Take the shot, Luce."

So I aim right where his heart should be,

turns out their organs str-

Oh crap. Fuck.

Uh oh.

Oh no.

They're 10 years younger than me.

I gotta parent. Stand by.

Ooh.

Oh.

Whoa.

Whoa. Yo, Tina.

Tina.

Seriously, Cleo? Shut up!

I'm in love.

Okay. I'm ha- I'm really happy for you.

But hi, nice to meet you.

We gotta go. Do you know what time it is?

Tab. Bring him.

- Anthony, come on. - Whoa, what are you...?

Okay, you can get me a drink another time.

Afterparty!

Afterparty!

Send it, you pussy.

Woo.

Is this your real life?

Mm, yeah.

This is awesome.

You should be like filming this.

Nah.

You think? You could be just like

that Daffy guy you were talking about.

Gaffney.

Yeah, that guy.

You could be the next him.

All right my turn.

Lucy! Lucy!

Lucy! Lucy! What!?

Oh, fuck.

Fuck, I missed.

This is fucking Oscar-worthy.

Yeah, yeah move.

Welcome to the afterparty!

Give her the onion!

Disgusting.

Let's fucking party!

♪ Four, three, two, one ♪

Disgusting, uncouth, uncivilized animals.

Stop with the adjectives. You wanna come in?

Grab a drink? I've never seen such utter

and callous disregard for someone else's property.

You're out.

I want you gone by tonight.

Bro, I might be dead by tonight.

Is it even legal to evict someone like this?

- No. - I don't care.

You three are easily the foulest young women

I've ever encountered.

Absolutely vile.

I mean that feels like a bit of a stretch.

Great timing.

You banged pizza, french fries guy.

I did.

Unfortunately.

Yeah, you wanna go left.

You still wanna ski today?

No.

Fuck her.

So we're homeless.

Easy come, easy go.

Not that easy.

We have to get first, last, and security deposit

for a new place, which is like five grand in this town.

Meh.

I met the man in my dreams last night.

There's two feet of blower pow outside.

What? Who?

Pirates of the Baberian.

I'm seeing it.

Dreadlocks.

- Oh, shit. - Whoa.

No dreads. But it's a little blurry.

Point is, I say we go skiing.

Can we figure out where we're sleeping tonight first?

Tina can pay for that.

She's an Olympian.

All her sponsors dropped her.

And where is she by the way?

Missing.

Like missing persons missing.

No. Missing.

So we're not worried.

Nice. Good for her.

Okay, I'm gonna load the sleds.

That was a late night pull.

Hey, Marty.

Hey, Vidiots girl.

Heck of a storm, isn't it?

Sure is.

- Hey, I saw your video. - Oh, God.

Feel free to erase that from your memory.

All right. I'll see ya.

♪ But I'll tell ya boy, I'm doing just fine ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

I was just finishing up a thought.

Take your time.

I hear Dane Blake and your boy Gabe Paul

are up here for Hot Lapse.

My boy.

Whatever.

Bet you think he's hot too.

Is this like a closure talk?

No. Closed as she gets, I'd say.

Is there an actual reason as to why you're here?

I need your van.

We got evicted. Get a hotel.

- We have no money. - None?

- Like very little. - Sell your sleds.

No. Ross.

You know I love this van.

Well, we'll treat it

like we're meticulous gay mountain men.

Hmm, semi-homophobic jabs.

Probably not your best angle right now.

Ross, this is me being chill.

You dated me for way longer than you should have.

And even though I actually hate you right now,

you're still my best friend

because I don't have a new one yet.

So olive branch.

Gimme your van.

One week.

Not anymore.

One week max.

Probably less.

Do not let your heathen roommates fuck it up please.

Okay. Okay.

Tina. Oh my God.

Have you ever slept in a fire truck?

It's so comfortable.

♪ Well, I ain't got no boy, but I got my tallboy ♪

♪ Don't need no small man when I got my tall can ♪

♪ You might think I'm living the low life with my High Life ♪

I went back out last night.

Yeah, I figured.

Nice hat. Thanks.

Won it playing poker with the fire boys.

Oh my.

Is this Ross's van?

Oh no. This is our new home.

Yeah, we live here now. Surprise.

It was Lucy, wasn't it?

I mean it was a group effort.

So that video I made.

The afterparty one?

Got the most views of anything I ever made.

It kinda went viral.

Not like viral, but like kind of.

You should totally enter Hot Lapse.

Yeah, totally.

Actually, that's an exceptional idea.

You don't just show up to Hot Lapse like,

"Hi, my friend thinks I should be in this."

You first of all dedicate your life

to the thankless machine that is adventure filmmaking.

Okay, well, Cleo, have you ever even applied?

I'm a realistic person.

You're a visionary.

And not only when you're drunk.

Also the prize money's 10 grand.

Which I wouldn't win even if I did get in, which I won't.

We need a real way to come up with five grand.

Skiing can't solve all of our problems.

If you won, it would solve most of them.

Not happening.

I'll strip before I enter that goddamn competition.

Why does it always come down to stripping?

♪ A real good puss ♪

♪ A real good puss ♪

♪ A real good puss ♪

♪ A real good puss ♪

♪ A real good puss, a real good puss ♪

♪ A real good puss ♪

♪ A real good puss ♪

♪ A real good puss ♪

♪ I just wanna feel good ♪

♪ Gotta lay down with some good kush ♪

♪ Got a good girl, a real good bush ♪

♪ Come and go get a real good puss ♪

♪ I just wanna feel good ♪

♪ Gotta lay down with some good kush ♪

♪ Got a good girl, a real good bush ♪

♪ Come and go get a real good puss ♪

♪ I just wanna feel good ♪

♪ Gotta lay down with some good kush ♪

♪ Got a good girl, a real good bush ♪

♪ Come and go get a real good puss ♪

♪ Flow seas, take a dive, squeeze watertight ♪

♪ Let it soak overnight, drip inner thigh ♪

♪ Sweat power play, good juice, my rain ♪

♪ Good puss obey ♪ Fuck!

Gabe Paul.

Be cool.

I'm in heat.

It's these like new sleds, man.

There's like all the throttles all off.

It's for sure the sleds.

Well I'll try to go whiskey with it.

I think the guy who's sled's stuck is Dane Blake.

Did he bleach his hair?

Oh my God, he wants to be Hollywood so badly.

Should we go help them?

Yeah.

Now my knee's fucked up.

Got her in there good.

Um, tell you what, let me take your sled.

I'll head back to town, we'll grab some guys,

'cause I don't know how the two of us

are gonna get this done.

We can help you out.

Uh, thank you but I think this is gonna take

a little manpower, but it's very sweet.

I've seen worse.

Plus hate for you to get stuck in another tree well

all by yourself out there.

Whoa. Nice sleds.

Yeah, they're really brand new.

Haven't quite broken them in yet.

Where are you guys headed?

Fucking nowhere now.

I love it there.

Great. More manpower.

Dude.

3, 2, 1.

May I? Sure.

Be my guest.

That's my girl. Woo.

Sometimes just takes a woman's touch.

Oh great. A feminist.

Thank you ladies.

We're trying to find Pothole Basin.

It's about three miles that way.

- That way? - Uh-huh.

Thanks.

Okay. He's like really hot.

Unbelievable.

Pothole Basin's that way, huh?

Mm, mm, mm.

♪ A real good puss ♪

And, uh, 60 chicken nuggets.

Who has money?

- Platinum's maxed. - Gambling problem.

Oh, God.

Yo, this one looks perfect.

Two bedrooms, wood stove,

no electricity, outhouse?

Aka, off grid.

So cool.

2300 a month cool?

I still think you should apply to Hot Lapse.

Tina. I literally can't with this.

I'm with Tina.

We're not gonna make $5,000 in two weeks any other way.

Uh, there's a free ride competition this weekend.

Why can't you compete?

Dude. I don't believe in competition.

Filmmaking is your passion.

Passion is not how you make money.

Passion is the only way for millennials to make money.

Even if I were to get in,

I'd be up against the best ski movie directors

in the entire industry

and their handpicked pro skier farm teams.

But you have Lucy.

And she'll huck her meat off anything.

I'm a bonafide Olympian,

and incredibly unique for a ski movie I might add.

And you're the gritty storyteller to tie it all together.

- Great points. - Why not you?

I'll look like a loser.

What are you 14? Who cares.

You know what?

Fine.

I'll apply to this stupid thing

just so you two lay the fuck off.

Okay?

We don't need 60 chicken nugget,

I don't know why we get 60 chicken nuggets every time.

It's embarrassing. You guys always make me order it.

And that's way too many nuggets.

I mean, it's 60 divided by 3, so...

Pissin' me off.

20 each.

Morning!

Free breakfast.

This spot's a gold mine.

What spot is this?

Welcome to Vidiots. A-hem.

I'm your host Cleo Brown, aka Vidiots girl

for those of you who can't seem

to remember my incredibly simple name.

New faces in the audience,

on Wednesdays we watch amateur ski movies.

It's basically like Hot Lapse

but with less money

and more ego.

Nope. Okay, uh...

Wanted to extend a warm welcome to the professional athletes

that are in town for this weekend's festivities.

Huge fans here.

All following your climate change activism careers closely.

Okay.

Uh, yeah, let's just roll some clips.

What is wrong with you?

It would take less time for me to tell you what's right. -

This is the hospitality business. As in be hospitable.

You're like a tornado of shit lately.

Forgot your leadership style is cripple them with shame.

If you wanna leave, leave. No hard feelings.

Hold on. You're firing me?

I'm telling you to figure your shit out, kid.

No, don't tell her.

Just say you talked to her.

It'll be fine.

Just tell her about the guy.

Thank You.

No. It's very healing.

That's like what alcoholics say.

Is she okay?

She says she had an awkward exit

with Pirates of the Baberian at the coffee shop.

- Oh! - Geez.

Turns out he's working the free ride comp.

Uh-oh.

Did she do her pirouette?

Yep.

It's whatevers.

Yo, did Hot Lapse call you yet?

- Uh, as a matter of fact- - Oh! Congrats.

Uh, no.

Greg fucking loves you.

You know, Greg from registration.

They think you're the next big thing.

Huh?

No, it's not possible. I, I didn't...

On your phone.

I talked to him this morning.

This 510, you talked to this Greg guy

for 20 fucking minutes?

I felt like he needed someone to talk to.

Wha...?

What I think she's saying you got in.

There's no way.

No. Okay.

Take it down. Take her down.

We should probably go find out for sure though.

I'm going back to bed.

I can't believe you're this drunk, this early.

♪ Purple hat, cheetah print ♪

♪ Dancing on the people, rolled up at the after joint ♪

♪ Dancing dancing on the people ♪

♪ People dancing on the people, I got people on the people ♪

♪ People dancing on the people ♪

♪ With the people on the people ♪

Donovan Banks here with Octane TV live at Palisades Tahoe

where the biggest pros

and the best filmmakers in the industry team up

for the most anticipated media event

in the ski and snowboard world.

♪ Everybody in the booth ♪

♪ Can't tell myself apart from you ♪

♪ Dancing on the people ♪ ♪ Now that we're ♪

♪ I've got people ♪ ♪ Dancing people ♪

♪ People ♪ ♪ Dancing people ♪

♪ People ♪ ♪ Dancing people ♪

Five, four, three, two...

♪ I've got purple hat, cheetah print ♪

♪ Dancing on the people ♪

♪ Rolled up at the after joint ♪

♪ Dancing dancing on the people ♪

♪ People dancing on the people ♪

♪ I got people on the people ♪

♪ People dancing on the people ♪

♪ With the people on the people ♪

♪ Smoke and CO2, see me see you ♪

♪ Dancing on the people ♪

- What's up Cleo? - Hey Pete.

Keys?

How's Ross? Oh, he's dead.

He died. He left me his van.

You gotta jiggle the wheel.

The throttle sticks and you got a hot wire to start it.

Good luck.

♪ I got people ♪

♪ People, people ♪

♪ Dancing, dancing on me ♪

♪ Everybody in the booth ♪

Okay, here's the plan.

The big story this weekend at Hot Lapse

is Dane Blake and Gabe Paul.

After a three year hiatus following a tragic avalanche

that took the life of Gabe's girlfriend, Sadie Lupin,

the iconic duo is back.

- Hey. - Hey. What's up?

Team name?

- Um- - Thought that was you.

Oh, have we met?

Uh, yeah.

You were the one, I'm pretty sure,

that gave me those really great directions to Pothole Basin.

Oh that, yeah, that is ringing a bell.

- Is it? - Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Oh, such a nice spot.

And I never, never in a million years

would've found it without you.

I'm always happy to help

a lost tourist find his way somewhere.

Yeah. I just feel so welcome.

You should, you should.

If I may, I just wanna say it's great

to have you back, bro.

You're the greatest of all time.

Oh thanks, man.

I think this competitor would like to register.

Yeah, for sure.

Team name?

Are you just gonna stay there?

Yeah.

Team Afterparty.

Afterparty.

- One word. - Thank you.

It's after the party, it's the...

Yeah, I'm not seeing it, but what's like your name, name?

Cleo Brown. But if we're not on there-

Wait, oh shit! You're Cleo?

Oh man, Greg saw your edit on the grandmas.

Like these chicks are sick. We gotta get them in.

He did?

- Legendary, bro. - Legendary.

Only one room left in the entire hotel.

But I think you're gonna dig it.

I don't have to put like a credit card down

or anything, do I?

Oh no, no, no. It's all comped.

Comped.

I just need you to sign right here for me, please.

Welcome to the shit show Cleo Brown.

Yo.

All right, good news.

Jill and Josh are stoked.

Uh, we should be good to go.

Are we dialed in here or...

Uh, no actually, would you mind handlin' that?

Thanks man. Cheers.

Okay.

Hey. Hi.

Team name?

It's Dane Blake.

Holy shit.

The White Room.

I can't believe this is happening.

This is gonna be the best weekend ever.

Nicholas, are you there?

Look, there's been a mistake.

You get those girls outta there right away.

A last-minute VIP, like I'm sorry.

You know how it goes.

But here's access cards to all the amenities

and 400 for alternative lodging.

Can we get like a parking pass?

Yeah, of course.

This is honestly than being evicted.

I say we go fuck up those Mindys.

- There's a party. - Yeah.

Is it cold in there?

No flirting with the celebrities.

We need to buckle down and win this thing.

I literally get the tingles

when you're all focused like this.

Well, I'm serious.

No drinking, no boys.

Just 72 hours of movie-making magic.

Um, yeah, that's not gonna work for me.

Why? It's like two days.

Of your entire lives.

I didn't drink for 19 years before the Olympics

and then I crashed.

Exactly. You should have drank more.

That's what I'm saying.

That had nothing to do with alcohol consumption.

So we can still drink?

No, I just need to know I can count on you.

I don't wanna be pulling like CIA operatives missions

all over town extracting you from various locations.

Okay, Cleo, we get it.

No full-steam ragers until after we win.

Thank you.

Woo!

Party at the Taphouse ladies! At the Taphouse!

- In the van. - Hi.

They're not available.

Big dicks.

Large dicks.

Slightly curved dicks.

Nice dicks.

Okay. She's in her virtual reality goggles, let's roll.

Grab the cash.

What? I drank less.

Only beers, no shots.

Just like you said.

Yo, check out this bad boy.

Where did you get that?

That's like a $20,000 camera.

The guys at Warren Miller had an extra one.

Everyone's so nice here.

What's it like being hot?

People just give you stuff?

Do you wanna use it or not?

Yes.

You're welcome.

Morning.

- Are they in this? - Time's have changed bro.

Diversity before talent.

It's okay. I don't need a pep talk on having thick skin.

I'm good.

I was just gonna tell you to quit.

This whole thing is just a bunch of assholes

and overpriced gear.

Save yourself the misery.

Vidiots girl. Rooting for you.

Thanks, Sheila.

Up against a pretty heavy hitter.

Make us proud!

♪ And I've been thinking that it's just about time ♪

♪ So come on ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ So come on ♪

♪ You've been, you've been running ♪

♪ You've been, you've been running ♪

♪ You, you, you, you, you ♪

♪ Come on ♪

- Woo! - That was sick!

Whiskey break?

Do you maybe have like a small drinking problem

or are you just in your 20s?

Woo.

I never thought I'd say this but I kind of miss racing.

Filming's too much standing and not enough skiing.

If this just being a pro, no thanks.

Jimmy Chin nearly died

making every single one of his movies, so.

Buck up girls. We're just getting started.

Don't look at me like that. Here she goes.

I want you to ski this one from here.

You know what I'm saying?

Drop into that emotional truth.

Be the healing.

Turn, release.

Okay buddy?

Hey?

Yeah, I got it.

Okay.

I'll radio up.

Shred it. Woo!

Yo, I'm not even set up.

I told you I needed five.

Well, I guess you're gonna be hiking.

Oh I didn't get nearly enough footage today,

what we did get looks really good.

This camera is so sick.

We're so sick.

Yes you are.

So I'm thinking tomorrow we just

tour off the summit in the morning

and then go session Granite Chief all afternoon.

I'm out for the morning sesh.

Well it's not optional, Lucy, sorry.

They have my money already.

Who does?

You signed up for the free ride competition tomorrow?

Accidentally.

That's physically impossible.

Okay. True.

I accidentally told Pirates of the Baberian

I was competing.

He's gonna be there. So then I had to actively sign up.

- Yeah, girl! - No, not, "Yeah girl."

Since when do you even believe in competition?

That's just something I say to take the pressure off.

I thought that's what the drinking was for.

That's for hooking up with dudes.

Okay. This is so chaotic.

Have you even ever competed before?

Tina? Help?

It's easy.

You just dedicate your entire childhood to it

and then your parents get a divorce

because they don't agree on coaching styles

and then you lose and you let your whole family

and your entire country down.

Okay Tina, just do your breathing.

I thought you wanted me to do this.

Yeah. Before.

So I'm losing my best skier to chasing a guy.

Best skier? Jesus.

Hey, hey, hey.

Winner takes $2,500. This is a business decision.

Whoa. You could be onto something.

Lucy could win tomorrow

and we could go touring Sunday morning.

No big deal.

So we're still going to Granite Chief tomorrow afternoon?

I will be there. I promise.

Where are you going?

Nerves.

I need drink.

I'm chaperoning.

Take it easy tonight you guys, please.

I need you both for another two days.

Ah.

Chaperoning my fucking ass.

Okay. Okay.

How about this?

We open on a white stallion

and it's galloping across the snow-covered glen.

This is Sadie personified.

- No. - Yes.

Hear me out, okay?

Then it's a night shoot but you are all lit up, LED suit.

- Oh, my God. - Greens and purples

through the snow.

You're skiing through your memories.

Whoosh, whoosh.

You're chasing the unattainable, then bam!

It's fucking daylight.

And it's a metaphor for you waking up out of your grief.

Absolutely not.

Dude come on. This is what everybody wants.

The sponsors, the fans. Oh fuck them.

- Fuck them? - Yeah, fuck them.

We're not shooting a fucking pity party for my grief

to sell fucking jackets.

Gabe, what is your idea?

Do you realize how outta the game you've been?

You, you want to just go out there and compete

with the 20 year olds? I don't fucking...

I mean, you need an offering.

You need a story. Well then tell one.

Just leave Sadie out of it.

Please tell me your kitchen is still open.

Sorry, the kitchen is closed.

- No. - This is a sick idea, Gabe.

No.

I promise you it's not. And I'm not fucking doing it.

- This is the best idea - Any fried pickle?

- I have. - Like do you have

a pickled green bean, maybe?

I'm sorry. That's really sad.

Okay.

Three years off and you really haven't gotten

any easier to deal with, you know that?

And you get more brilliant every fucking year, man.

I'm gonna be in my room and if you can think of an idea,

you let me know, baby.

I wonder what Mossup's doing.

I wonder what Crossland's doing.

Sorry about that.

Sorry, sorry.

I'm really sorry about that, everybody.

Great.

Perfect.

Are you gonna eat those?

Thank you. Okay.

Kitchen is closed and I am starving.

Not in like a model way, in like a poor person way.

Oh my gosh.

Lover's quarrel?

The entire bar did hear that, right?

No, no.

Super low key. No, you're good.

Oh God, that guy.

He's got very big plans for my comeback.

He's like a big plans guy, hey.

Oh yeah.

Yeah. Big plans guy.

Except for how to stay relevant apparently.

You want me to tell him or are you going to?

- If you wouldn't mind. - I would love to.

He won't hear it from me.

No, I would happily do that job for you.

God, I don't even know why he,

or I guess we, I guess,

I don't know why we are even trying.

It's so...

You looked like you were having fun out there today.

Hmm.

Well we can't all be salty veterans like yourself.

What? How am I salty?

Ask the guy that told me to quit this morning.

Ugh. That's...

I just think quitting is a winning attitude.

That seems to be working for you.

So you don't wanna compete,

you don't wanna sell jackets, I heard that.

Like, what are you doing here?

That's a very good question, Cleo Brown.

Thank you.

I think my therapist would probably call it

an identity death or something.

Whoa.

What?

What? Was that too much?

You go to therapy?

Yeah.

Yeah, like I very much go to therapy, like often.

That's so hot.

That's so hot?

- Yeah. - Well,

you know, when you watch an avalanche

take somebody that you love,

therapy becomes like a,

like a sexy little necessity, you know?

If you want to not put like a sexy bullet in your head.

That was too far. Sorry about that.

Yeah, that was way too far.

Yeah, I was just kidding.

- I just wasn't- - Not about the therapy, but.

- I wasn't expecting- - Honesty?

Which is a yuck.

Gross.

Wow. I'm having a day.

I'm gonna get another drink. You want one?

Only if you're gonna tell me

more of your fucked up secrets.

Sure, why not?

Okay, but only one

'cause I am, I'm editing and I am, I have to stay focused.

Yeah.

Two Long Island iced teas please.

Yeah, right.

- Oof. A year and a half. - Ah, it's so embarrassing.

Oh, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

It's just like you're like a hopeless like romantic.

You know? It's like very like,

like Patti Smith, like Robert Mapplethorpe.

It's like cool and chic and like you're like an artist.

- You think? - You got a blind spot.

Don't you beat yourself up over it.

Huge blind spot.

I was like, maybe I'm not that a good in bed.

Maybe I'm like not that-

- No. Come on. - sexy.

It couldn't have been easy

for your ex though either, right?

What?

Yeah, I prob-- probably wasn't.

It sucks for everybody.

- Fuck him though. - Yeah. Fuck that guy.

I mean totally fuck that guy.

What's your film about?

Shredding and having a good time.

Right? Yeah.

But like what's it about?

Shredding and having a good time.

And the spirit of the mountains.

That sounds like that could be pretty cool.

That could be great.

So that's how you placate someone

when you think their idea's terrible.

What?

No, I don't do that.

I wouldn't do that. That's not me.

Well what's your film about?

Dane tells me it's about a phoenix

rising from the ashes of his grief.

I'm sure it'll be great.

Hey, can we get one more?

- You can't yell. - Why?

You're too famous to yell.

It's rude. Okay, I'm sorry.

He broke up with us.

We don't need that guy. You know why?

'Cause when you are famous, when you're famous,

they put like a little gift basket when you show up

and there was a bottle of whiskey in mine

and I'm also like super hot, well adjusted.

So I go to therapy. So let's go.

Okay. Okay.

I had a jacket.

Where is my? Yeah.

Up and at 'em. Registration's in 45 minutes.

Where's Lucy?

Seriously, where's Lucy?

She was at the MSP party.

I thought you were chaperoning.

- Hello? - Lucy. Hi.

Where are you? Just kidding.

This is Lucy's voicemail.

Leave a message- Why are you

so fucking useless?

- Lucy? - Hey.

Yeah, fuck, where are you?

The garden of Eden. I believe.

It's so be beautiful

here, Cleo. So we need to get you

to the top of the face in 30 minutes

so that you can compete.

So can you tell me where you are

so that I can come get you please.

Bliss. I'm in Bliss!

Can you tell me where Bliss is?

Get in!

You found me!

This is Nick.

Short for Nicholas.

- Hi, Nicholas! - Bye, Nicholas.

Lucy, get in the van.

You're going in.

Can we put some music on?

- No, no, no, no. - How high are you right now?

Yes!

You know you have to compete in like 15 minutes, right?

I cannot wait.

You're gonna crush it, babe.

Thank you. Aw.

Fuck. Ross is gonna kill me.

You smell like a lot of things.

Only because I drank 78 drinks last night

and woke up in Gabe Paul's hotel room.

Shut up!

What?

I also woke up fully clothed on top of the covers

because we're just friends.

Maybe he was being chivalrous.

He was being

whatever.

Lucy.

Watch, watch, watch.

Hey, question.

How much purpose do you think ski movies we should have?

Really?

No, I'm just talking range wise.

Like are we, are we talking bifurcation of consciousness

or like subverting the male gaze

or is it just like women can wear pink

and go skiing and have fun and that's-

Cleo! Just go with your gut.

You make that sound so simple.

Where are your skins?

I don't need skins.

You definitely need skins.

I'm a snow leopard.

No fucking up.

She's helping you.

I don't have time for this.

Oh, you don't have time for this, but we all do?

Well, considering the movie was supposed

to solve all of our problems.

Yeah, I'd say it's pretty high priority.

Shit.

I love your braid.

I always thought it was so unoriginal

for skier girls to have braids.

Yours is fucking stunning.

Show pony.

Can you not? And maybe gimme some space.

I can respect that boundary that you're setting.

Where's the ground?

Where's the ground?

Seriously, kind of freaking out. Where is it?

Is this going faster than usual?

I need to get off this thing.

Oh, my arm.

Oh, wow. My tongue.

I'm cotton mouthing.

Are you gonna be okay?

Like spiritually, physically, emotionally?

It's all connected to my dad.

Oh.

Oh, fuck. Good lord.

No, no, no, no.

No, no. No, no, no.

Oh.

Ah!

You guys are welcome to come in.

Is she okay?

She'll be fine.

She's severely dehydrated

so we have her on an IV drip

while the drugs leave her system.

She had a panic attack. It happens.

Thank you for fixing her up.

Is this a regular occurrence for her?

- No. - Oh yeah.

Definitely not.

Dude, I'm so embarrassed.

This is like the least embarrassing thing.

Oh, it is.

My liver's fucked, apparently.

Well, pretty sure they're replaceable.

You're human, sweetie.

Yeah, totally.

No one caress that you basically fucked up

the entire shoot today.

What?

You've been freaking out about it all day.

- Freaking out? - Yes.

More like, have I been demonstrating

a super-human level of responsibility for all of us?

Sure, I'll take that on.

I'll own that.

- Responsibility? - Yes.

Your version of responsibility looks a lot like selfish

to me. Selfish?

- Yes. - Me? I?

- Okay guys, chill. - You.

I've been working my off while you two run around

like a couple of juiced-up

frat boys. Working your a...

Are you...?

Get over yourself, Cleo.

Can we get outta here?

Is she insane?

So, turns out Pirates of the Baberian isn't a pirate.

He was that doctor.

Wait, that was Pirates of the Baberian?

Hey, Lucy.

He doesn't look a pirate at all.

I think you owe the pirate community an apology.

Oh, I owe a lot of people an apology.

I shit myself in the tram.

Wait, like actually shit yourself?

Yeah.

So that was chill.

Then I barfed and then I barfed again on hot pirate-doctor.

Maybe he didn't notice.

He brought me a fresh pair of pants.

I think I got his attention.

Are you serious?

Hey, I don't know if I can take

one of these parties sober.

Well, I mean,

we're just going for the free food.

Tomorrow night's the big night

with the awards screening gala thing or whatever.

I think tonight should be mellow.

Shh. Don't say that.

You'll jinx It.

True, actually.

Smash cut to you doing body shots off pro skiers?

- Yes. - No.

What's up Cleo?

Pete, you are actually just the guy I wanna see.

How much purpose do you think ski movies should have?

Be- because they can't be pointless,

but they also can't be contrived.

'Cause it's like, you know, these metaphors,

like this lifecycle of water and then shots of skiing.

Like I just, the connection feels so over the top.

But then shredding and having a good time's not enough.

So I don't know.

Oh, hey guys.

No? Okay.

Club soda!

Fuck.

It's not like 0011 but it's 1100.

Hey.

You guys aren't professional athletes, are you?

Well, thank God.

What do you guys do?

Oh, we have a, a startup.

We're up here for the weekend from the Valley.

Just the boys, shredding the gnar.

- Hi. - Hi.

Can we buy you a beverage of your choice?

Uh, not tonight, boys.

Striking out.

Let's go back to the chalet.

Chalet.

Do what you gotta do.

I'm gonna be a while.

Decisions are hard for me.

Somehow convince the fucking park service

to let me go on the top of Mount Rainier.

And I had this idea that I was going

to paraglide down one of the glaciers, but...

Hey are, are you Chloe Brown?

Scott Gaffney. I'm the guest judge this year.

Just wanted to introduce myself to all the filmmakers.

Oh, fuck. You're the guest judge?

Yes, I, I am.

So what's your film about?

I've heard a lot of really cool concepts this year.

Um.

Uh, women. Um...

I'm sure it'll be great.

Good to meet you.

- Scotty, motherfucker. - Hey, buddy.

How are you, dude?

Good to see you. What's going on?

You fucking savage. Come on.

You did. I know.

Can I buy you a drink? You buying me a drink?

Fucking A, let's do it. Let's do it.

The standard OGs. What's up Paul?

Spike?

Gaffney, what are you having?

Uh, Kolsch.

Kolsch. Two Kolschs.

Sweet. Thanks, man.

Put 'em on his tab. I'm just fucking with you.

No, put 'em on min.

Okay.

You're almost a worst cliche than I am.

What cliche is that?

Sad girl.

Want some privacy?

Um...

Um, yes

or um, no?

Are you just like naturally insanely athletic

or do you like go to the gym

and work really hard to achieve your goals?

Because it's a very important distinction.

What do you mean? Skiing?

I dunno, I just ski.

Annoying.

Can I have a sip of that?

Oh. No, I need this whole thing.

I had a nice time last night.

You did?

You okay?

Yeah, I mean, I spent the better part of the day

stressing about whether or not my ideas are stupid

because some drunk pro skier told me

that they were last night, so. What the fuck

do you care what I say?

Because you're you.

Come on.

No pep talks.

No, no pep talks.

Interesting.

Well there's this something.

What, you got your period? I don't care.

No, not that, but, well good for you.

It's just that I've been living in a van

and at this time we don't really have

like a process around showering

or really basic hygiene in any way.

And this rash cream like exploded-

You're so fucking hot.

Am I? I mean, that feels generous.

Oh God.

And I've been in my ski gear a lot and hiking

and it's been a lot of chicken nuggets diet wise.

I just feel like I probably don't smell

that good- Cleo.

Shut the fuck up.

Okay. No problem.

That's not you.

Totally bro. It's Eileen Gu.

Seriously though, you can teach us?

Want me to grab it?

Grab what?

Ooh, that's naughty.

Okay. Stop, stop, stop.

I gotta go.

No!

- Where's my shit? - Come on.

No, let's just order some room service for us, please.

It's the final day of Hot Lapse.

Yeah, and we should spend it in bed

eating shrimp cocktails

and having as much sex as possible.

Okay, well I love that idea.

- Me too. - Like a lot.

- Yeah. - But...

- No but! - Rain check.

No, you're just gonna leave right now?

Well, that story about me living in a van with two girls

wasn't like a honey trap to tantalize you.

Well it worked.

I can really use that prize money.

And by use I mean need.

So bye.

What?

What?

That face you made when I mentioned winning.

W- what?

You don't think I can?

That's not what I...

It isn't?

N- no, it's just, it's just,

it's a really hard contest to win.

Wow.

Cleo.

Unbelievable, oh! Fuck.

Ready?

- Oh, man. - Epic.

- Great. - Epic.

It's gonna be a beauty day up there boys.

Yeah. Shoot.

Sorry, dog.

Okay boys, let's go.

Yes.

Go for Tina.

Tina. Fuck, where are you?

Needed you here like 15 minutes ago.

Yeah, I'm an hour east of Reno.

So... What? Why?

I'm at a craft beer expedition

with our new best bartender friend, Jill?

Actually, I made that up.

I don't know her name. She's in the bathroom.

But don't worry, you got this girl.

No I don't.

You fucking hung up on me?!

Fine.

You know what? I don't need skiers to make a ski movie.

I'll just film you idiots flirting with boys.

Give the people what they want.

Yeah, I mean he is coming back.

I can see some of the old athlete in there,

but he's got some competitiveness

and some hesitation. Whoa!

Who was that?

Huh? I don't know.

Just a nobody.

C'mon. Let's hit it. All right.

♪ She knows that it's over ♪

♪ It's too late ♪

♪ She couldn't control what, what is fate ♪

♪ She rode her Malibu Barbie bike through the night ♪

♪ Lost all of her senses to the ride ♪

♪ Scarred by the Malibu Barbie bike ♪

♪ Scarred by the Malibu Barbie ♪

Oh, sorry.

Who do I give this to?

Team Afterparty.

It's one word.

Uh, you were looking a little sluggish this morning.

I was worried about you.

- Were you? - Uh-huh.

Sounds awful.

You know, I can't wait to see your little movie.

Who knows. Maybe you're the next me.

Ugh. I can only dream of having a fan base

of tasteless middle-aged men

while I direct women how to play

non-threatening housewife in detergent commercials.

All right, well let me know

when anybody offers you $5 to direct anything.

Five bucks. Is that all you're making?

You should charge more, Dane.

Know your worth.

♪ Well come on, oh, babe ♪

♪ Looking good to me ♪

♪ You can feel it with me ♪

♪ 'Cause it's two or three ♪

♪ You can feel it with me ♪

♪ Well come on dance with me ♪

♪ If you can feel it with me ♪

♪ I feel alive tonight ♪

♪ So come on the dance floor with me ♪

♪ Come on dance with me ♪

♪ You can feel it with me ♪

♪ 'Cause it's two or three ♪

♪ You can feel it with me ♪

♪ Well come on dance with me ♪

♪ If you can feel it with me ♪

♪ I feel alive tonight ♪

♪ Well come on the dance floor with me ♪

You're here?!

Hey, glad you made it.

This party's sick.

So is finishing Hot Lapse all by myself.

What?

I thought you'd at least check in when you got back.

The party was already on.

Do you even give a shit

that our film was due 20 minutes ago?

Yeah. Did we get it in?

I got it in.

♪ Show business ♪

Yeah, baby!

What the hell?

Lucy's here too?

Chill.

We're just having a good time.

While I hustle my ass off

trying to win this stupid competition

so we're not fucking homeless next week.

Why are you being like this?

I don't know, Tina.

How should I be when my two best friends bail on me

on the most important weekend of my life?

Bail on you?

If it weren't for me,

you wouldn't even be in this thing.

Because you inspired me to apply or...?

Just forget it.

Because you pulled some strings?

Seriously?!

It was a string, but yes, I pulled it.

Well, what did you expect?

That you'd magically get in without actually applying?

I followed up Cleo.

As one does actually want something in life.

You fucking lied.

Fuck off, man.

♪ Well come on ♪

♪ Well come on ♪

She's not answering any of my texts.

It's Cleo. She'll be fine.

I went a little hard.

She's just having a midlife, but not like the fun kind.

What's up, Palisades Tahoe?

Welcome to Hot Lapse.

I am Donovan Banks.

So we have a crazy lineup of films tonight,

you guys should be stoked.

Hold on, hold on.

I say we crank this party up a notch, yeah?

Tommy, we doing Antarctica this year or what?

- You bet we are. - Yeah.

You got them first big premier jitters, huh?

Well, there's nothing like it.

Hands down, it's either the best

or worst night of your life.

A local legend himself, Scott Gaffney.

Three-minute warning for Warren Miller.

Uh-oh. Heavy hitters are up.

Mosley, you gonna say hi or what?

We used to date a lot of the same women.

- Sherpa Cinema. Two minutes. - Thank you.

Still just stoked that I was all good

and could shred another line the next day.

Kind of imagine it being like, you know,

like fucking Russel Crow "Gladiator."

Like that killer instinct.

You know what I'm saying?

Without further ado, let's bring out a director

we all know and love

back after a three-year hiatus from Hot Lapse.

You know its all bullshit, right?

You're up. Let's go.

Dane Blake.

Uh, look.

Hey, seriously, if you bomb,

it's totally cool because nobody knows who you are.

Good luck.

All right.

Yeah.

It is great to have you back from LA dude.

Oh, well, it's great to be back, bro.

Just wanna say it's so,

it means so much and it's so sick

to see all this new talent.

You know, just like, feel the stoke, good vibes only.

And I gotta say something else, all right.

LA has got nothing on the realists of this town.

Oh, yeah.

Screw LA!

So tell us about your film, man.

My piece tonight is about

truth?

Truth.

My boy Gabe, y'all might know him.

Where is he? Where he at?

Oh, there is.

Give it up for Gabe. Come on.

One of the most beautiful human beings

I've ever met in my life.

And, um, my boy Gabe, has had a rough couple years.

We wanted to explore pain and joy,

darkness and, and light,

death and rebirth.

And I'll tell you something that, you know,

these are, these are concepts

that a lot of athletes out there

that they're too afraid, they're,

they don't have the, the depth

to explore these kind of things.

But not Gabe 'cause Gabe is like, um,

he's just Gabe.

I'll stop talking.

Love you, bro.

Ladies and gentlemen from the living legends themselves

with their, with their offering tonight,

simply titled "Gabe."

Oh my God.

- Jesus fucking Christ. - Shh.

Cleo Brown. Two minutes.

Boo! Boo.

That, that was brilliant.

Sometimes the truth has to cost.

Mm. Mm-hmm.

Thanks.

Oh, one more time for Dane, guys.

Oh, shit.

Okay, moving on to our final contestants of the evening.

Really, you could call on the underdogs it-

Team Afterparty.

Oh, oh man, um.

I'm sorry folks.

It looks like Team Afterparty is a scratch.

- Boo! - I know, I know.

Uh, maybe a little too much pre-party, huh?

I hate that I'm here.

Come on. Inside.

Like what was I thinking?

♪ You know my heart's where it belongs ♪

Grilled cheese for breakfast?

Breakfast was pancakes. This is a late afternoon snack.

Blueberry?

You're kicking me out, aren't you?

Your crew dropped off the van this morning.

They did?

Astonishingly clean.

Weird. I wonder who they paid.

Do they hate me?

First question I asked.

Shut up, Ross. I'm vulnerable right now.

They found a house.

Yeah, right.

That's what they said.

In one morning, without me? That's impossible.

Here, I'll take you there.

'Kay, but wait.

Can we share custody of Buster?

- No. - But he loves me.

No.

Buster, do you wanna live with me?

Stop. Don't answer that.

♪ You'll be on my mind ♪

♪ You'll be on my mind ♪

Thank you.

For everything.

Hey!

Hey. What's going on here?

Savage, right?

There's an ice luge party at staff accomm tonight.

Cool.

Go on in. Check the place out.

You have a problem dude.

Hey.

How baller is this place, huh?

So we live here now?

Yeah. Did Lucy tell you?

She went cat skiing with these tech guys

and taught them how to 360

and now we're staying in their winter rental till May.

- That's- - Amazing, right?

They're only here every other weekend.

And we're like their harem?

They're actually really nice and super fun to party with.

Like all top-shelf liquor.

Oh. Just what I need.

You're gonna love them.

Especially Kyle.

He's totally your type.

Kind of fem.

Is that my type?

Mm.

Oh hey. Sorry about last night and everything.

You doing okay?

- Uh, I mean- - Oh my gosh.

So hot.

Wait, is that mine?

Can I get the ass cheeks out?

Is it too much?

No such thing.

Do it, okay, I'm gonna help you.

Wait for me.

♪ And I can see it in your eyes ♪

♪ Places you've gone ♪

♪ We travel around the world just to find our way home ♪

♪ Where we packed our things and left it all ♪

♪ With nothing but our time, but our time. ♪

♪ And I know ♪

♪ These days we won't forget ♪

♪ But I hope you know ♪

♪ I'll be right there ♪

♪ When those lights go low again ♪

♪ 'Cause as time goes on ♪

♪ You got me feeling you're the only one ♪

Hey! Get the fuck on stage.

I'm getting crushed up there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming.

Fuck.

- Oh, hey Cleo! - Hey!

Oh my God. There's actually people here.

Wow.

My mouth is so dry.

Um, welcome to Vidiots.

Where on Wednesdays we watch amateur ski movies

made by normies like us.

I'm your host, Cleo Brown, aka Vidiots girl.

You know, I gotta say, when I first moved to town,

I was like, "This place is amazing.

You never have to grow up."

Now, decade later I'm like, "Why are my roommates 22?

Why do I still have roommates?"

But that's ski towns.

Full of people like me.

Stuck but always moving across town.

I've, I've had a, a big few days and key takeaway,

it's not the town that's holding me back, it's me.

I need to change.

Yeah, no, don't worry, you guys don't have to

I know you hate that.

I made a thing for Hot Lapse that I didn't show

because turns out I have crazy self-limiting beliefs

and am a giant pussy.

But also kind of,

fuck them you know?

This, this movie was always for you guys.

And yes, it took an absolute meltdown in the green room

in front of who I thought were my heroes

to realize that actually, you all are.

So I give you "The Nobodies."

This is awful.

What's up? I'm Cleo Brown and I am a nobody.

Trust me.

Just ask anybody that's a somebody.

Watch this.

Hey Daron. Hi. Yeah?

Can you be in my Hot Lapse movie?

Who are you?

- Sorry. Do I know you? - What kinda camera is that?

Oh, sorry.

I don't even know if I know you.

I got like, I got a thing actually.

I've got a plumber coming over later.

Uh, I gotta pee.

I said no.

Well...

Who me?

Yeah. I'm a nobody.

I'm Marty and I'm a nobody.

My name is Pete and I'm a nobody.

My name is Betty and thank God I'm a nobody.

Well actually it depends on who you talk to.

I am kind of a legend in some parts.

Unless you ask the guys at the Wednesday races,

then you better watch out

because that's where I've taken this

for the last three years.

Oh, I'm definitely a nobody.

That's the only way to actually go skiing.

I hear if you're a pro, you just stand around.

I thought about going pro,

but somebody's gotta park the cars around here.

My name's Krista.

I work in marketing here.

I mean, every time I'm out there,

it's another "pinch me" moment.

Dude, I ended up breaking my fib.

Cost me my whole season. I'm not a nobody though.

Hey, Jerry.

Ready to get your kicked today?

My brother, he moved to Kansas City.

I don't know if I could do that city life.

He doesn't much like plowing and thinks I'm crazy to do it,

but takes care of the family.

I'm good with that.

Take that, bitches!

Any kind of part-time job you can think of, I've done.

Especially if it's something that works in the evening,

because then I can free up my days to go skiing.

I can clear a parking lot with this thing

in like two hours.

So I've been a dog walker, I've been a ski nanny.

I've been a bartender.

You know, as much as it hurt to fall on my ass,

skiing is my favorite thing to do.

Depending on how nice you are,

you have one to three chances to date in a ski town.

It's just so small.

After that, you're single for life.

Pete, you almost hit the tree.

The tree almost hit me.

Despite all the changes,

what doesn't change is the people,

the community spirit and the adventure.

That will always hold us all together.

Wow.

Yeah, had to get an extreme.

Go fast, eat ass.

I moved here for the babes.

I'm not getting any babes.

So now I'm here for the snow, I guess.

For the friendships.

I lived in big cities and I felt so alone,

but here I totally fit right in.

I wish I'd have been able to grow up here,

but you know what?

I sure am glad my kids could.

I think that's what's different

between like a city versus the mountain.

Everybody knows everybody.

Three generations of families growing up together.

A big part of being in the, in this community is,

you know, giving back.

I give everything, you know, I give it my all.

I help the kids with coaching or you know, shoveling,

clearing people's driveways.

Has anyone been helping you

shovel while you've been hurt?

No. I, I think everyone's just been really busy.

♪ When I was a girl ♪

♪ But that's what it's like ♪

♪ Living in the so-called real world ♪

These are the unsung heroes of every ski town.

They're passionate about the mountains,

but they're even more passionate about their community.

Well, if this is being a nobody,

then that's just fine with me.

♪ I got nowhere else to be ♪

♪ Living like a nobody ♪

♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪

♪ Got my head literally ♪

♪ The clouds ♪

♪ Literally ♪

♪ The clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

Bar. Bar down.

What a beautiful day.

Chilly though.

You from here?

I have lived here for the better part of a decade, yes.

Huh, what a great place to live.

I- I'm actually from the city.

I always wonder what it would be like

if I had stayed in a ski town.

Well, I'll let you know in about 30 years.

Well, funny.

So what do you do for work here?

I'm a filmmaker.

Really? Anything I would've seen?

Nope.

Do you live here too?

Me?

No.

I'm just here checking out the local talent.

Wow.

Okay. Okay.

You're still mad.

- Yep. - Do you two know each other?

Uh, yeah, you could say that.

Could we please have this conversation up at the top?

Please?

Would an "I'm sorry" text have killed you?

I was so stupid

that I figured that you would want some space.

Yeah, like a little.

And I thought I was gonna be able

to apologize properly at Hot Lapse.

Well, I decided to self-sabotage instead. So.

I heard and I wanted to call

and I, I would've called or texted, but we're trash people.

We didn't even exchange numbers.

Well, you know my name,

I hope. Come on.

You ever heard of a DM?

What, like social media?

Like, like my-

my PR team handles all that.

- Oh, gross. - Or they did, anyway.

I, no, I fired them.

I fired everyone, actually.

Like, everyone, everyone?

Yeah.

Seems kind of rash.

Yeah, I don't know, it,

feels pretty great.

So you just came skiing

hoping for a rom-com miracle?

Yeah.

But after I found the van that you're no longer living in

and after I had a beer with Ross, who's such a gem,

what a solid guy.

And then I, I discovered your, your Vidiots girl,

but it was the day after your premiere

and, and I checked out that real dump of a housing option.

Good thing you're not staying there.

And then I was just trudging uphill in the snow both ways.

Just searching for you.

After the carrier pigeons. Come on.

Stop, don't fall for this.

Please? Please fall for it.

In my head I imagine that conversation

going much differently. Yeah, me too.

Not that I was thinking about or anything.

No, no, no, no. Not you, no.

So this is it, huh?

Just a couple of unemployed ski bums.

Ski enthusiasts.

Yeah. You can't say that anymore.

Recreationalists.

But yeah.

I love it.

Where we going?

You're asking me?

I missed you.

Stupid.

Yeah, Vidiots girl.

Get her done, woo!

- We going skiing? - Yeah.

Come on.

Oh, you sandbagging son of a bitch.

♪ I find myself alone in the mountains ♪

♪ I find myself alone in the mountains ♪

♪ I find myself alone in the mountains ♪

♪ And it goes ♪

♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh, whoa-oh, oh-oh ♪

♪ Here's where we find ourselves ♪

♪ Flying through the ponderosa pines ♪

♪ Everyone's out grilling hotdogs in a snowstorm ♪

♪ A metaphor for everything is all right ♪

♪ 'Cause the trivial and empty ♪

♪ We left it all behind ♪

♪ For an iridescent landscape ♪

♪ And a simple life ♪

♪ I got nowhere else to be ♪

♪ Living like a nobody ♪

♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪

♪ Got my head literally in ♪

♪ The clouds ♪

♪ Literally in ♪

♪ The clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

♪ Spontaneous afterparty ♪

♪ Out by the river in the woods ♪

♪ Hats off to the constellation ♪

♪ As they led me to this crazy neighborhood ♪

♪ 'Cause life broke me down ♪

♪ When I was a girl ♪

♪ But that's what it's like ♪

♪ Living in the so-called real world ♪

♪ I got nowhere else to be ♪

♪ Living like a nobody ♪

♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪

♪ Got my head literally ♪

♪ I Got nowhere else to be ♪

♪ Living like a nobody ♪

♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪

♪ Got my head literally ♪

♪ I Got nowhere else to be ♪

♪ Living like a nobody ♪

♪ Up here with the chickadees ♪

♪ Got my head literally ♪

♪ The clouds ♪

♪ Literally ♪

♪ The clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪

♪ In the clouds ♪